The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917, October 30, 1903, Image 4

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    Scrofula
A Foolish Question.
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“Which,’’ she asked, “would you
rather have, immortality or riches?”
“How can you ask,” he returned,
It 1» commonly Inherited.
proudly, drawing himself up to his full
Few are entirely free from It.
height, “when you know that 1 am
Pale, weak, puny children U* writing popular novels.”—Chicago
afflicted with it in nine cases out of Record-Herald.
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ten, and many adults suffer from it.
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Raise Bank Cashiers.
Common indications are bunches in
One hundred and twenty-one men
the neck, abscesses, cutaneous erup­
My Name la NorvaL
tions, inflamed eyelids, sore ears, who were born and reared at Owenton, My name la Norval; on ths Grampian
Ky., have become cashiers of banks
hllla
rickets, catarrh, wasting, and general I since setting out for themselves in the
My father feeds his flocks—a frugal
debility.
world. This fact was brought out at
swain,
’ the funeral of Walter S. Gazle, the Whose constant cares were to Increase
his store.
cashier of a local bank, who died last
I week. A number of the surviving cash­ And keep his only son, myself, st home.
iers of the town were present on the oc­ For 1 had heard of battles, and I longed
To follow to the field some warlike lord;
Eradicate it, positively and absolute­ casion.
And heaven soon granted what my sire
ly, This statement is based on the
denied.
Her Nightly Habit. .
thousands of permanent cures these
This moon which row last night, round
The
Doctor
—
Is
your
wife
a
good
medicines have wrought.
as my shield.
Had not yet filled her horns, when, by
“ My daughter bad scrofula, with eleven sleeper, Mr. Stubb?
Stubb
—
Yes,
pretty
good.
her light,
cores on ber neck and about her ears. Hood’s
The Doctor—Does she go to sleep as A band of fierce barbarians from the bills
Sarsaparilla was highly recommended and
Hushed
like a torrent down upon the
soon
as
she
touches
the
pillow?
she took It and was cured. She Is now In
vale,
Stubb—Well—er—she goes to sleep
rood health.” M bs . J. H. J oses , Parker
The
as soon as she touches my vest pocket. Sweeping our flocks and herds.
City, Ind.
shepherds fled
Hood’s Sarsaparilla promises to —Chicago News.
:: —OLD—
;i FAVORITES ;;
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
•uro and keeps the promise.
Crime Among Educated.
Turkish Proverbs.
With patience the sour grapes be­
come sweet and the mulberry leaf
satin.
By the time the wise man gets mar­
ried the fool has grown-up children.
Give a swift horse to him who telle
the truth, so that as soon as he has
told it he may ride and escape.
Be not so severe that you are blumed
for it, nor so gentle that you are
trampled upon for it.
If you have to gather thorns, do it
by the stranger’s hand.—Mary A. Ma­
son in “In Lighter Vein” in the No­
vember Century.
Indeed the number of crimes com­
mitted by the highly educated is an
alarming feature of the situation. The
list of defaultnig bookkeepers, bank­
tellers, clerks, and college graduates
constantly lengthens, reflecting a lurid
light upon the theories of those who
attempt to account for the origin of all
sin, vice, and crime by ignorance.
Those who attribute all crime to intem­
perance are also silenced, since many
prevalent crimes are incompatible with
that Vice, for they require the keenest
intellects, the most concentrated atten­
tion. It is noteworthy, also, that rep­
Future Anticipated.
resentatives of the clerical, the legal,
"Helen is a pretty bright girl.”
and the medical professions are furnish­
“In what way?”
ing an increasing number of crimes of
“Why, last night I told her she had
dishonesty, violence, and pollution of her head on my shoulder.”
domestic life.—From James M. Buck-
“What did she say, old man?”
ley’s “The Present Epidemic of Crime’’
“Why, she said that was nothing to
in the November Century.
what I would have on my shoulders
when I got married.”—Chicago News.
Complete Brewing
and Bottling plant,
capacity three bbls
per day. for Weiss
Beer, Ale and Porter,
in full operation, only
one in Portland or
Oregon. Long lease,
low rent.
Address “Owner” 01
_________________ apply at C. II. Pig-
f,rott. Lawyer, 4 Mulkey Building, Purt-
anu, Oregon.
FOR SALE
FORCUD SALE
Physiological Error.
For safety and for succor. I alone,
With bended bow and quiver full of ar­
rows,
Hovered about the enemy, and marked
The road he took; then hasted to my
friends,
Whom, with a troop of fifty chosen men,
I met advancing. The pursuit I led,
TIB we o’ertook the spofl-ohcixnbered
foe.
We fought and conquered. Eire a sword
was drawn
An arrow from my bow had pierced their
Chief,
Who wore that day the arms which now
I wear.
Returning home In triumph, I disdained
Ths shepherd’s slothful Ilfs; and having
heard
That our good king had summoned his
bold peers
To lead their warriors to ths Carron
side,
I left uiy father’s house, and took with
me
A chosen servant to conduct my steps—
You trembling coward who forsook hie
master.
Journeying with this Intent, I passed
these towers,
And, heaven directed, came this day to
do
The happy deed that gilds my humble
name.
—Joiin Home.
,
,
“It says in dis paper dat a feller wot
broke out o’ jail was shot through de
v-i-t-a-l-s. Wot does dat mean?”
“T’rough de victuals. Dey must
Afton Water.
have plugged him in de stumick.”
Flow gently, sweet Afton, among thy
“But dey had chased him two days
green braes;
Flow gently, I’ll sing theo a song In thy
an’ he hadn't had not’in’ to eat.”
praise;
“Den de paper’s wrong. It oughter
said he was shot t’rough de appetite.” My Mary's asleep by thy murmuring
Irresistible Combination.
stream.
Flow gently, sweet Afton, disturb not
her dream.
THIS DAINTY DAMSEL
IS A WHISKY DRUMMER
John Bull has been at some pains to
gather figures about queer employ­
ments for women In his domains, and
the results are surprising. It appears
that In England aud Wales alone, there
are nearly 44,000 women bootmakers,
8,238 ropemakers, 4,730 saddle makers,
6,140 who make a living by gardening,
8,850 butchers, 27,707 who keep body
and soul together by tending bar, near­
ly 8,000 bicycle makers, aud—the high­
est figure of all—117,640 tailors. It ap­
pears that there are female bailiffs,
boatmen, boilermakers, bricklayers,
Iron founders, plumbers, plasterers,
slaughterers and veterinary surgeons.
One woman in the kingdom is set down
as a dock laborer, aud another Is a
road laborer, while 270 are undertakers
and 12 are shepherds.
One bright little Irish girl, who man­
aged to escape the census altogether,
has lately branched out for herself as
a commercial traveler in whisky, and
supposed to be the only woman “whis­
ky-drummer" In England, if not In the
world.
She Is Miss Victoria Short,
daughter of a Tipperary property own­
er, whose reduced circumstances on ac­
count of land agitation made It neces­
sary for the girl to earn her own liv­
ing.
When given the offer she hesitated,
but finally accepted, and she has now
become au object of much criticism
and curiosity. She has succeeded so
well that she Is making a great suc­
cess of It. Oddly enough, Miss Short’s
employer Is a man named Tall.
Miss White—So yo’ finally let dat
Sam Coal kiss yo’?
Thou stock dove whose echo resounds
MAKING SANDALWOOD OIL.
Miss Snow—Ya-as; de way he argi-
through the glen,
fyed Ah jist couldn’t he’p it. He said Yo wild whistling blackbirds In yon New Process Has Been Discovered Be-
cently Purely by Acoident.
cf Ail'd low him to kiss me lebben
thorny den.
wearing W. L. Douglas $3.50 or $3 shoes.
times he’d be in de sebbent’ hebben Thou green-crested lapwing, thy scream­ One of the must valuable of oils,
They equal those
ing forbear;
foil forty-fob minits.
both to the perfumer and the pharma­
that have been v ost-.
I charge you disturb not my slumbering cist, Is that extracted from sandal­
ing you from $4.00
fair.
to 85.00. The im­
Unsportsmanlike.
wood. Its discovery Is due, like others
mense sale of W. L.
First Chaffeur—Puffer ought to be
of Importance, to accident, says the
Douglas shoes proves
How
lofty,
sweet
Afton,
thy
neighboring
put out of the auto club; he’s no true
Saturday Evening I’ost Dr. David T.
their superiority over
hills.
all othor makes.
sportsman.
Day of the United States Geological
Far
marked
with
the
courses
of
clear
­
Sold by retail shoe
Second Chaffeur—Why, wliat’s the
Society was making some small chemi­
winding rills!
dealers everywhere.
matter with Puffer?
There daily 1 wander as noon rises high, cal experiments the other day ou the
Look for name aud
First Chauffeur — He runs people My Bocks and my Mary’s sweet cot in mantelshelf of his office In Washington.
price on bottom.
That Douglas us«s Cor­
down
promiscuously
without
even
toot
­
my eye.
He had some crude petroleum from a
ona Colt proves there is
ing a horn. A regular pot-hunter.
value In Douglas shoes.
Texas well and was putting it through
Corona Is the highest
How pleasant thy banks and green val­ various processes, more for amusement
*rsde Pat. Lest her made.
leys below,
Where Squeezes Occur.
fait Color Eyeleti uifd.
than anything else, win'll be noticed
Our 94 Qllt Edge Line eannotbe equalled at any price.
Where wild In the woodlands tihe prim­
George
—
There
is
a
pretty
tight
Shoes by mall, 26 rents extra. Illustrated
that the liquid resulting from a certain
roses
blow!
Catalog free. W. L. DOUGLAS. Brock tun. Mas» squeeze in Wall street.
There oft as mild evening sweeps over “reaction” had a powerful odor, it
Mayme—There are some pretty tight
was too strong to be agreeable to the
the lea,
1 ones in this street too.
The aweet scented blrk shades my Mary nostrils, but be moistened a bit of
George—Why, there is no stock ex­
and me.
paper with the fluid, and, waving it in
change in this street, ¡8 there?
front of Ills nose, perceived immediate­
Mayme—No, but there are liamj Thy crystal stream, Afton, how lovely It ly that the smell was that of sandal
glides.
•‘Both my wife and mynelf have been mocks.
wood oil. He had obtained, quite by
using CASCARETS and they are the best
And winds by the cot wfier® my Mary
medicine we have ever had in the house. Last
chance an artificial oil of sandalwood
resides;
Newport.
week my wife was frantlo with headache for
two days, she tried some of your CASCA RETS,
How wanton thy waters her snowy feet —Impure, It Is true, but easily sus­
Jaundice
—
I
see
by
the
papers
that
and they relieved the pain in her head almost
ceptible of purification by relining.
lave.
Immediately. We both recommend Cascarete. ” i Newport is ilkcly to be abandoned
The discovery Is believed to be of
As gathering aweet flowerets, she stems
O h as . B tb DBF ord .
Pittsburg Safe A Deposit Co., Pittsburg, Pa. shortly.
thy clear wave!
great value commercially, but Dr. Day
| Bilious — Shortly?
Great Scott!
Can Newport be more abandoned than Flow gently, sweet Afton, among thy has too much scientific business on
CANDY
hand to bother with exploiting a syn­
! it lias been for the last ten years?—
CATHARTIC
green braes;
thetic perfume, and makes the world
Town Topics.
Flow gently, sweet river, the theme of
welcome to his lucky “fiud,” Inasmuch
my lays;
My Mary’s asleep by thy murmuring as the oil enn be got from petroleum
A Slight Drawback.
In endless quantities at a very cheap
“Yes, it's a pleasure to see her eat Flow stream.
gently, sweet Afton, disturb not rate it Is likely to drive the ordinary
corn off tlio cob. Her teeth are so
her dream.
sandalwood oil, which is obtained by
white and even and her lips are so full —Robert Burns.
distillation from the weed, out of the
lias the winningest
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do
DO of red, and slio
market.
Good. Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. 25c. 50c. p ise. But there was one thing I didn't
How a Tramp Hawaii Wood.
The destructive white nnt of India
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... j iike about it.”
Harry Sanderson, manager for Tony and China, which devours nearly ev­
•t«rliag ll«m»<1y CaMpaay, ('idea*«, Meatrssl. New Tert. 317
i “What was that?”
Pastor, who lives at Cranford, N. J., erything save metals, will not touch
“It took five ears to satisfy her."
not feeling particularly well, took a sandalwood, and that is one reason
day off recently and remained at home. why so much of It is made up In cask­
From the window of his library he ob­ ets. boxes and similar articles that
served n traiup entering his gate, and come from Asia. Most people are
he walked down to the rear door to famllllar with the agreeable perfume
meet him. It was the old story—a re­ of boxes made from this material
quest for a meal. Having a load of
uusawed wood In the shed, he told
Homo I’ygmy Animals.
the fellow that If he got to work and
A species of dwarf elephant used to
performed on the sawbuck for a brief live on the Island of Malta and In var­
period he would have something pre­ ious parts of Italy. Judging from the
pared for him.
You know when rich, red blood is coursing through V|l
bones which remain, th<se animals,
The tramp went to the shed and Im­ about the size of a large sheep, were
the veins, for it shows in the brightness of the eye, the
mediately the sound of vigorous saw­ somewhat numerous. A dwarf elephant
beauty and clearness of the complexion, the smooth, fair
ing wan lie«>«d, stick after stick part­ Is a rarity now and no longer forms n
skin, and robust, healthy constitution. It is good blood
that imparts strength and energy to the body and keeps it in a state of ing under his energetic efforts. Calling distinct species, but Is considered rath I
healthfulncss agd vigor. Good blood is the foundation of good health, and the tramp Into the kitchen. Sanderson er a “freak.”
to be physically and mentally sound it must be kept pure aud untainted. complimented him upon his energy, i A very beautiful species of pygmy |
Fteople with good blood possess strong,
and the tramp replied with a modest'
I was in wretohed health; my blood air that whenever he had anything to deer Is found on the Sunda Islands :
steady nerves and are blest with good
These little creatures are not much lar­
was
In
bad
order,
my
gums
being
appetites and digestion, and enjoy
muoh ulcerated. I began the use do he generally paid attention to It. | ger titan a cat. but have «11 the points
sound, refreshing sleep. If we could very
of 8. S. S., and in a remarkably short The meal was eaten and ths tramp of a “well bred" deer.
always maintain the purity of the time was sound and well. My appe­ expressed his thanks and departed.
Among horses, Shetland ponies are
blood then we might enjoy perpetual tite increased wonderfully end my
Shortly after Sanderson went out to
health, but it becomes infected and food agreed with me. I think it la a the shed and was surprised to And the pygmies. The ordinary tntisk of
Central Africa Is a pigmy, or dwarf,
poisoned and most of the ills that afflict fine family medicine.
every stick of wood intact Upon In­ of only about tw enty Inches In -height I
MBS. M. B. DA VIDOOM.
humanity and undermine the constitu­
quiry In the village he ascertained that
Bockmart, Oa.
tion are caused by an impoverished
he had been entertaining a stranded at the shoulder and three feet In
or polluted condition of this vital fluid.
ventriloquist, who was working his length.
When the blood is diseased the skin
Newspaper in tho Far North.
For three years I had Tettar on my way back to New York from Hasten. [
loses its healthy appeal ancc, and the hands. Part of the time the dieeaaa Pa. The mean ehap had »Imply gone J There Is only one newspaper which
complexion, its freshness and beauty was In the form of running aorea, Into the shed and given him Imitation Is published In the arctic circle, nml!
and becomes red and rough and full of very painful and oauainy me much of sawing wood.—Rochester (N. Y.)
that 1» the Nourlaunste. or Eastern
pimples and splotches. Itching, scaly discomfort. Four doctors said the Herald.
Star, which is Issued once a week st;
Tetter
had
progressed
too
far
to
bo
eruptions, blackheads, boils and rashes
Sigerfjord, In the extreme north of
break out upon the body when the cured, and they could do nothing for
Pauper Lunatics In Brltala.
Norway. It Is written In the Lap lan !
blood is too poor or too thin and acid, me. I took only three bottles of B.S.S.
Steadily for the last ten years the
and is not supplying proper nourish­ snd was completely oured. This was number of certified pauper lunatics la gunge and Is a very small paper, con
fifteen years ago, and I have never
slating of onty four pages. Its con !
ment to the system. Debility, poor since
seen any sign of my old trouble. the British Isles has been rising. Sim­ tents are chiefly short articles on re
appetite, bad digestion, restless sleep
ilarly, suicide Is Increasing all over the llglous subjects nnd Items of local [
MRS. L. B. JACKSON.
•nd nervousness more often come from
•37 St. Paul 8t.. Kansas Oity, Kas. country. Turn to the physical form
news. The peculiarity of the little |
•luggish, impure blood than any other
and the tale Is the same. Army recruits
and make it rich »how wtiree teeth to th« examining paper Is that It has no advertisements -
cause. To build up the blood, restore its lost . properties
.
and nutritious again is the only ra'ional treatment, and the ptoper way to medical officer» every year. It has Just i probably because the wants of Its I
get rid of skin troubles. There is no remedy like 8. S. S to accomplish thia been found necessary to lower th« readers are few and easily satisfied.
and it docs it promptly and thoroughly.
Herr Budde Popular.
8. S. S. antidotes and removes from the »tandard of height, weight and chest
blood all poisons and humors, and restores measurement to a degree which Is The popularity of Germany’s railway '
it to a normal, healthy condition, and in­ quite Indefinite. With all modern ath minister illerr Ru.Idei Is Illustrated b?
vigorates and tones up the general health. letl.'.sm there 1» »till a definite tend­ the fact that nearly JD.(MW laboring
When rich, red blood ia again flowing ency to increased Infinity and to phy» men bought his latest portrait—a litho
through your veins all skin eruptions leal degeneration In Great Britain at graph costing 15 cents.
disappear, the appetite improves, the complexion clears and you get rid of the present day.
Repute Diet Proh bited.
those miserable depressing feelings and nervousness, and enjoy once more th«
A man who works usually pay» his
The eating of suakes. lizards, scor
blessingsof good health. S. S. 8. is nature's remedy for all blood and skin dis­
easea. It contains no minerals whatever, but is guaranteed purely vegetable debts, as he has money. But the loaf­ pions, centipedes, tarantulas and other
Write for free book. No charge for medical advice or other information er Is nearly always a dead beat, be­ reptiles Is p o . bl: ' by statu e in Kao
ULS
*e8ir,d
TN£ SWIFT SPECIFIC CO- ATLANTA. CAa cause he baa no money.
W. L. DOUGLAS
•3.22
& *3 SHOES Z e !
You can save from $3 to $5 yearly by
GOOD BLOOD
SPEAKS FOR ITSBLFf
A PROMINENT CHURCH WORKER SAYS
SHE OWES HER LIFE TO PE-RU-NA.
Mrs. Hattie La Fountain, Treas. Protective Home Circle and Catholic Ladies
of Ohio, writes from Galion, O., as follows:
any permanent improvement.
Her treatment had cost her husband
who was a poor man, hundreds of dol­
lars. They had been obliged to deny
themselves many comforts of life in or­
der to get money enough to pay the
physicians.
The woman had become weak, ner­
vous and wretched, and scarcely abltj
to keep out of bed. Her children
were growing up neglected and ragged,
because of the want cf a mother's care.
Her husband was becoming discouraged
and broken down with overwork.
Picking up the paper one day she
hapi>ened to read an item which con­
tained the news that Dr. Hartman
would treat such cases free of charge by
letter. She immediately wrote the
«lector describing her ease, and giving
him all her syniptoms.
She soon received a letter telling her
exactly what to do, and what medi­
cines ami appliances to get. She be­
gan the treatment (the principal reme­
dy being Peruna) at once, and in a few
weeks she was well and strong again,
able to do her own work.
This offer of free home treatment to
women is still open to all who may
need the services of this eminent phy­
sician. All letters applying for treat­
ment will be promptly answered, and
be held strictly confidential.
Miss Annie Hoban, Post Pocahontas
of Yemassee Council of Red Men
(Woman’s Branch), writes from 872
Eighth Avenue, New York:
“Three months ago I was troubled
with backache and a troublesome heavi­
ness about the stomach.
Sleep
brought me no rest for it was a rest­
less sleep. The doctor said my nervous
system was out of order but his pre­
scriptions didn’t seem to relieve me.
I was told that Peruna was good for
building up the nervous system. Af­
ter using it for two months I know now
that it is. I want to say that it made
a new woman of me. The torturing
I symptoms have all disappeared and I
I feel myself again. Peruna did me
i more good than all the other medicines
| I have taken.” ANNIE HOBAN.
“After my first child was born 1 suffered for several months with bearing
down pains accompanied by dreadful headaches. I was afraid my health was
ruined for life, and felt very downcast about it. One day when a friend was
visiting me she told me of Peruna and what it had done for her when she suf­
fered with irregular menstruation. My husband procurred a bottle the same
evening and I began to take it daily according to directions. Before the first
Miss Mamie Powell, Lake Charles,
bottle was used I was entirely well, and you certainly have one grateful wo­
Louisiana, writes:
man’s blessing. 1 have also advised my friends to use it.”
“I sincerely believe that Peruna is
MRS. HATTIE LA FOUNTAIN.
I have known of cases of chronic ca­
tarrh which were cured in a short time,
when a dozen different remedies had
been exjierimentcd with and without
good results. I use it myself when I
Mrs. Julia M. Brown, Secretary of feel nervous and worn out, and I have
the Woman’s State Federation of Cali­ always found that the results were most
fornia, writes from 131J^ Fifth St., satisfactory.” JULIA M. BROWN.
Los Angeles, Cal., as follows:
I have never known of any patent
HER 8REH FORTUNE
medicine which did what it professed
to do except Peruna. This remedy A Woman Saved From Life-Long
docs much more than it claims, and
while I have never advocated any med­
Misery and Made Happy
icine I feel that it is but justice to
and Useful.
speak a good word for it because I have
A woman confined to the house for
found it to be such a rare exception.
“I have known several women who several years with a chronic female
were little better than physical wrecks, derangemnet had finally given up hope
mothers who dragged out a miserable, of being cured.
painful existence, but were made well
She had tried physician after physic­
and strong through the use of Peruna. ian, and remedy after remedy, without
Secretary Woman’s State Federation
Says: “Pe-ru-na Does More
Than Is Claimed for It.”
woman’s best friend, for it has certain­
ly been that to me. I had had head­
aches, backaches and other aches every
month for a long time, but shortly af­
ter I began taking Peruna this was a
thing of the past, and I have good
reason to be grateful. I take a bottle
every spring and fall now, and that
keeps my health perfect, and I certain­
ly am more robust now than I have
been before and am weighing more. I
do not think anyone will be disappoint­
ed in the results obtained from the use
of I’eruna.”
MISS MAMIE POWELL.
If you do not derive prompt and sat­
isfactory results from the use of Peru­
na. write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv­
ing a full statement of your case, and
he will be pleased to give you his valu­
able advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President ol
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
From a Canadian View.
flood Advice.
Well Informed.
Young Physician—If it is imposible
Mrs. Knicker—Is Mrs. Jones a well
to determine the nature of the disease,
informed woman?
Mrs. Bocker—Yes, indeed; her cook what is the proper thing to do?
Old Doctor—Look wise and say noth­
has lived with all the other families in
the neighborhood.—Harper’s Bazaar.
ing.
Two Boer generals have purchased
100,000 acres of land for colonization
purposes in Mexico. It is evident
that recognition in South Africa is not
advancing rapidly.
St. Jacobs Oil
keeps right along curing
A good thing Ilves and
takes on new life, and so
Pains and Aches.
< >
Price 25c. end 5Oc.
■ •
The Wisdom of It.
*‘Silence in a man gives him a repu­
tation for wisdom.”
“Very properly; it indicates that the
man has wisdom enough to know when
to keep his mouth shut.”—Baltimore
Herald.
B tate or O hio , C ity of T oledo , i .
L ucas C ounty .
|
F rank J. C heney makes oath that he Is the
senior par ter of the firm of F. J. C heney & Co.,
doing business in the City of Toledo, County
and state aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum ol ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use of H all ' s C atarrh C ure .
FRANK J. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886.
a
i
A. W. GLEASON,
notary Public
Hall's Catarrh Cure is tasen internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by druggists, 75c.
12^2- I
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“Yes,” replied his mother, “and,
just think, it never cries.”
“Well, no wonder,” replied the
youngster. “It doesn’t have its neck
washed.”—Exchange. •
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Piso s Cure fs a remedy for coughs, colds
and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents,
St druggists.
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Circumstances Alter Cases.
“The boys are throwing stones at a
Dolly—What place does Mrs. Rush­ I poor peddler.”
“Outrageous!”
er hold in the 400?
“That’s what I think.”
Kitty—Oh, she’s one of the naughts.
“Whose boys are they?”
—Baltimore American.
“Yours.”
“Oh, well, boys will lie boys. Let
| the children play.”—Chicago Post.
Her Place.
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Waterproof
Oiled Clothing
BLACK OB. YELLOW
Mother* will find Mr*. Winslow's Soothing
; ?rrup the best remedy to use for their children
j tie teething season.
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“ I had a bad cough for six
weeks and could find no relief
until I tried Ayer’s Cherry Pecto­
ral. Only one-fourth of the bottle
cured me.”
L. Hawn, Newington, Ont.
Neglected colds always
lead to something serious.
They run into chronic
bronchitis, pneumonia,
asthma, or consumption.
Don’t wait, but take
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral
just as soon as your cough
begins. A few doses will
cure you then.
Three «Im : ISc.. Stc . SI.
All drvnteta.
Consult your doctor. If he » ay « take tt,
then do •• he »ay«. If he tell» you not
to take tt. then don’t take tt. He kuowe.
Leave tt with him We a-e willing
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—Your husband will be a poor man—
unlesN—
Maiden (eagerly)—Unless what?
Fortune Teller—“You dress more
economically after marriage than you
do now.”—London Tit-Bits.
riTft Permanently c ured, two Ate or nervousness
I I I U after first day’s use of Dr. Kline's Great Nerve
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Unwelcome Advice.
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Liver Pills
That’s what you need; some­
thing to cure your biliousness,
and regulate your bowels. You
need Ayer’s Pills. Vegetable;
gently laxative.
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¡ Want your moustache or beard'
“No,” replied Wiggs, “what is it?” a beautiful brown or rich black? Usel
“They have just decided,” said
Biggs, “to rewrite the primer in words
of five syllables for Boston children.”
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