Junction City bulletin. (Junction City, Or.) 189?-1901, March 21, 1901, Image 2

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Newspaper Page Textpwaf Spring Humors of the Blood Come to a large majority of people. rrobably 75 per cent, of thoso are cured every year by Hood's Sarsapn rilla, and we hope by this advertise ment to get tho other 25 per cent, to take this great Spring Medicine. It will sharpen your appetite, cure all stomach troubles, relieve that tired feeling. Its strength as a blood purifier Is demonstrated by its marvelous cures of Scrofula Salt Rheum Scald Head Bolls, Pimples All Kinds of Humor Psoriasis Blood Poisoning Rheumatism Catarrh - Malaria, Etc. All of which are prevalent now. HOOD'S Sarsaparilla "Will do you a wonderful amount of good. Be sure to get Hood's. Prince to Stick Type. Like all the male members of the royal house of Germany, the crown prince is about to learn a trade, which will probably be that of a compositor. TO CURB A COLD IN ONE DAT Take Laxatlr e Bromo Quinine Tablets. AH Irareists refund themonev it it fails to cure. G. W. Grove's signature is on eacb box. ':. Caused Reduction in Arrests. The fee system for arrests in Jack son county, Missouri, was abolished a year ago. The number of arrests since that time has considerably decreased. CITO Permanently Cured. No fits or narrowm r I I tf alVr ti.-''IY'nof r. klma '(Crrat Nrrv, Hfstoivr ticnii It Fit KK 94.00 trial Itottlraml treat, lee. Du.R.11 Kliss.UU .kiI ArttaSt..PhUadelltiia.PB. Tne Caspian Sea. The Caspian sea is literally a great depression In the surface of the earth. It is 84 feet below the regular sea level. Besides this, its waters have very little salt in them, being almost fresh. A NEW ACCOUNT BOOK Of Particular Interest to Threshcrmen and Farmers. Russell & Co., of Portland, Ore., the largest dealers in machinery on the Pacific Coast, have just issued at con siderable txense a neat and very com plete account book (or" up-to-date thresheimcn, etc The hooks are tor free" distribution, and all people who want them should write immediately to Rustell & Co., Portland, Ore. Only Think They Are Thinking. When some men think they are thinking, they are only killing time. Chicago Daily News. The Best Prescription for Malaria Chills and Fever is a bottle of Grove's TasteleKi Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and qnlnine In a tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. Price SOc Anti-Automobile Law. Denver has an ordinance which pro hibits operating an automobile at a speed greater than six miles an hour, and employs a mounted policeman U enfoi "9 it. Catarrh has become such a common disease that a person entirely free from this disgusting complaint is seldom met With. It is customary to speak of Catarrh as nothing more serious than a bad cold, a simple inflammation of the .nose and throat. It is, in fact, a complicated and very dangerous disease ; if not fit first, it Very soon becomes so. The blood is quickly contaminated by the foul secretions, and the poison through the general circulation is carried to all parts of the system. Salves, washes and sprays are unsatis factory and disappointing, because they do not reach the seat of the trouble. S. S. S, does. It cleanses the blood of the poison and eliminates from tic system all catar rhal secretions, and thus cures thoroughly and permanently the worst cases. Mr. T. A. Williams, a leading dry-goods mer chant of Spartanburg, 8. C, writes : " For years l naa a severe case or nasal Catarrh, with all the disagreeable effects which belong to that disease, ana which make life painful and unendurable. I used medicines prescribed by leading physician1 and ugge-tcd by numbers of friends, but without getting any better. I then began to take 8. R. 6. It 1 ad the desired effect, and cured me after taking eighteen Seir5J bottles. In my opinion S. S. 8. is the only medi cine now in use that will effect a permanent cure of Catarrh." is the only purely veg etable blood purifier known, and tne great I est of all blood medi cines and tonics. If you have Catarrh don't wait until it becomes deep-seated and chronic, but be gin at once the use of S. S. S., and send for our book on Blood and Skin Diseases and write our physicians about your case. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. GUHt! WHtKt ALL ELSE MILS. Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. UK in time. Hold fir OrniHrtots. y 1 e tBwiwHmY J it Try JL-UMZiliMaiiaatXBAwLjk& CilTOllI O ill i tmm" JZS iSSi tc Doctor Didn't I say he was to avoid all excltenieutl rathtnt's Wife Yes. that's what got hliu exclted.-Krooklyu Life. "He has a very breeiy manner, don't you think 7" "Well, yes, If you refer to the delight he takes In ulrlug his views."-Philadelphia Tress. "1 suppose you'll be telling people that I'm a fool." "No, dear. There are some things we must keep to our selves." Chlengo Dally News. A possible explanation: "I wonder why the Strutts didn't Invite us to their daughter's wedding?" "Maybe they didn't want us." Chicago Kecord. Jack-Dou't you thnk that woman, as a rule, prefers a man who is her master? Kthel Not at all. She pre fers one who thluks he Is. The Smart Set. "It's a mystery how nil these wars are kept up." "What do you moan?" "Why, so many men quit and come home to lecture about them." Chicago lievord. I Ilodd Hang It all! Do you suppose) I'll ever make a good golf-player? Th1iI j (pityingly) Never, old mau. You th'.nk too much of your family and your bus iness. HarjH'r'B Huznr. The Soubrette But how old she looks. The Leading Woman- Don't all actresses look old, my dear? The Sou brette No; most actresses look young and fagged out; this one looks old and well-preserved. New York Sun. I.n ly (whose mare has just kicked a member of the hunt, who was follow ing too closely) Oh, I'm so norry! 1 do hoje It didn't hurt you! She's such a gentle thing, and could only have done it In the merest play, you know. Punch. , "Why did that young man leave so suddenly?" asked Maud. "It was my fault," answered Mamie; "1 thought lessly got to talking about the beauti ful autumn haze by the rher. I forgot he was a West Point cadet." Wash ington Star. Ills life a failure: "Yes. 1 consider my life a failure." "Oh. Henry, how sad! Why should you say that?" "I spend all my time making money enough to buy fowl and clothes, and the fowl disagrees with me and my clothes don't flt."-Llfe. I'cddler Wouldn't you like some mot toes for your house, mum? It's very cheering to a husband to Bee a nice motto on the wall when he comes home. Mrs. De Jagg You might sell me one if you've got one that Bays, "Better Late than Never." Thwarted ambition: "Hello, Boom erleigh! I thought you1 were holding 3own a seat m the Sfenate at Washing ton!" "No; had a streak of bad luck." "How's that?" "Just ns I got my legis lators rounded up for the final vote, my oank failed." Bryan's Comoner. Mother (coming swlftlyi Why, Wil le! Striking your little sister! Willie (doggedly) Auntie made me. Maiden Aunt-Why, Willie! I said if you did strike her I would never kiss you agnln. Willie (still doggedly)-Well, I couldn't let no chance like that slIp.-Tit-Blts. A Jersey farmer visiting New York stood looking at a sign in a book-store window: "Dickens' Works All This Week for Two Dollars." "Wal," he re marked, "my 'pinion Is that that Dick ens feller Is either a mighty poor work man or else he's confounded hard up for a job." Boston Courier. Testing the theory: Mr. Kerrigan Kape shtill folve minutes, for the lov6 av hivn! Mrs. Kerrigan (six children, crying nnd fightlngt-That fer? Mr. Kerrigan OI want to give this moind cure book a fair trial. 01 want to see can 01 convince mesilf thot there Is no sech thing ez matrimony! Puck, . "Johnny," said the little fellow's mamma, "I want to give you a piece of cake, but I can't Dnd the key to the pantry." "That's all right, mamma," replied bright little Johnny; "I know how to get It without a key." "That's all I want to know," she said, as she reached for the slipper. Boston Cour ier. 'What are you doing?" asked one of his friends who had happened In. "I am writing my resignation," replied the professor of something or other In the proprietary university, "Whnt are you doing that for?" "Because I am going to make a speech this evening in whlcb I shall probably express an Independ ent opinion." Chicago Tribune. "Take my seat, madam." She took it. About ten minutes later she re marked: "Thank you, sir. I would have said It sooner, but the last man 1 thanked for giving me his seat In a crowd, ed car had only got up because be want ed to get off the car, and felt that be had won my gratitude under false pre tenses. I made up my mind I wasn't going to let It happen again." "Don'1 mention it, ma'am," responded the man clinging to the strap. Coat of Parle Police. The cost of the police force of Paris grows steadily year by year. In 1872 It was 14.041,725 of which $2,237,300 waa paid by tho city and the rest by the government; In 1885, $4,961,300; In lb.,, $6,448,170. A Strong Man's fleeret. On of t lis strntiirfsl turn it'rently slated that the stcrt of his wonderful po'wvr m perfect digestion. Iloaietter's Stoniuch It i iters makes digestion perfect, ami cure all complaints ariiiot front a week stom ach, such as imliyt'iition. biliousness mut all liver and kidnev ailments. Asa Monti purwier and nerve tonic it is marvelous. It is recommended bv physician, ami sold bv every druggist in the' country. Try it also for malaria fever, ami ague. Young Lady Bell Ringers. Six young ladies have learned tho art of bell ringing In the village of Brad field, England. They "rang In" 1901 at tne churcn. IN BED jOR YEARS DECLARED A HOPELESS INVALID BY LEARNED PHYSIUAMS. ltestorerf toPer'art Health anil Htrentth by lr. W II Hume' I'lnk Tills for I ale People A Most Wonderful t'ure, f rom Me Prttt, ininf A'uxif-. Mick, Of the many remarkable cases which have recently occupied the at tention of the meuicul world and of the public at large, none more strik ingly Illustrates the wonderful power of Dr. Williams' I'lnk Pllla for Tale People than the recovery of Mrs. Jennie Tuttle, who, after two years' confinement to her bed. was restored to perfect health and strength. Mrs. Tuttle, who lives at the corner of Ful ton and Market streets, Grand Haplda, Mich., tells the following story: "1 had been flat on my back in bed for two years and the doctors had given me up as a hopeless case. They had resorted to every remedy known to the profession and had even sub jected me to the tortures of live sur gical operations. My trouble was due to change of life and I grew weaker and weaker until 1 became helpless and unable to leave my bed. A nurse and four physicians attended me. "One box of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People gave me great relief and after using them for threw months I was a well woman, having been able to leave my bed the sixth week after commencing the treat ment. I can state that the cure was complete and permanent us It la now three years since 1 used them. "I have recommended the pills to several of my relatives. My mother-in-law- who Is 72 years, old, took them for general debility, and they soon pro duced a very marked improvement In her condition. I wish that the thousands of women who are afflicted as I have been may know of this rem edy which has saved my life and given me health and strength." Signed, MRS. J EN N 1 13 TUTTLE. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 2nd day of August, 1900. B. F. BAUENDSEN. Seall Notary Public. Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People are sold by all dealers, or will be sent post paid on receipt of price, 50 cents a box. or bIx boxes for $2.50, by addressing Dr. Williams Med icine Co., Schenectady, N. V, In Mourning. Butcher Leg o' Mutton? Yes'm. Mrs. De Rigeur And let It be off a black sheep, If you please. We're In mourning, you know. Philadelphia Record. l em m ' as--' AVfegcfable Preparaiionfor As similating ihcFoodandReguia ling the Stoinachs arid Dowels of Promotes Digcstion,Cheerful nessandRest.Conlains neilher Opium.Morplune nor Mineral. Not Narcotic. V4 hope afOtdDrSAlWELPtTCtan FbmfJtM Seul' jilx.Smtta j4nue .trrtt Apcrfecl Remedy for Constipa tion , Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca Worms .Convulsions .Fcverish ness &nd Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. t mmm mtm V exact copy or wrapper. Ti : i-p i iTPi "iVITi i .T' TT r.r"iT""'""'!r7 (i-iwt"!;tf-iHMiiti ViTVuiihiTiim;! Relative. Once upon a time a certain Ferson wrote wisdom. "What a fool!" said the World. Then the Person wrote folly exclu sively. "Wise guy!" said the World. Thta fable teaches that wisdom and unwisdom are purely relative terms. t'llee of l-nln. Msny klmt of ltrs ItrhliiK, Mend Im -sll painful, terrltile tortures hut nil ere iiiilcklv rurmt by t awsrets Candy Celliartlo. All Urutf Klsts, tUe, '1m ;v, And id Brings You Nothing Friend What Is hope? but a Bill. Poet It la something that wakes you up at 4 o'clock In the morning when the post mau doesn't conio around till 10. Syracuse Herald. This sifnsture Is on every bos of the genuine Laxative UromoQuininc Tablets Uie reoioUy that enrea m cold vste dajr Fatal Candor. Suitor Yes, sir. I assure you I would be glad to marry your daugh ter, even If she were poor as a churchmouse. Mr. Moneybags That settles you! I don't want a fool In my family. Philadelphia Press. FAIRBANKS, MORSE & CO. C '': i I . . - M , , . , w ' I . . --. ,.; v- - . f mmBMMtinH0- itiat-ii m nr 'iinw imn isTTir--aisTSiiiiseiiwi imii . MACHINERY, FARM NOTHING BETTER MADE Toe can't make a mistake It yoo get ..Mitchelh. Mitchell, Leoiis & Stave? Co. PORTLAND, ORECON. P For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years I 11 tm etNTsun oeaimHV. ntp vosa cmr. Ti'T?!i"T'-" nnrMi'i""! 1 ' AAV AW xW An Old Port In Florida. The oldest fort In America Is at St. Augustine, Fla. It waa built by the Bpanlah over three ctinturles ago. It was for a long time used as a prison. When Yen Huy Ink get Carter's nnd you will get the best every time, "Inklings" free. Carter's Ink Co., llostoii. Strike a Success. Cahlll Was the strike a success? Cassldy It was. After being out six weeks we succeeded In glttln' back our Joba.I'uck. Plso's Cure cannot lie too hlghl spoken of as a cough cure. J. W. O'Hhikm. Urj Third Ave., N., Minneapolis, Minn.. Jan. u, liwu. Profits of a Convict Mine. Tho Tennesaea convict coal mln Is a paying Institution. Tho profits In the last six months will amount to more than $100,000. Hy laklni OAiiriM.li IK A, the danger oi eoutrsi tin Is (rip Is lessenrit, tor His staietn Is rirattMHl, llie IiIihhI inirlttnl aiitt I lie itiiestlnn erti't'tsit by this Krvsl herb cure. Her Pointed View. Chappie (blase) Don't you think society Is an empty thing? Misa Fuller 1 think thvre aro lots of empty things In society, Hmart 8t. Itf 11. P. GASOLINE ENGINE Pumps Water, Saws Wood, Grinds Feed, and costs two cents an hour to run. (Jet full particulars from .110 Market Ptreet, Kan Francisco, Cel.; First anil Stark Bis., Portland, Or.; I mi Angeles, Cat. IMPLEMENTS, Etc. IT LEADS THEM ALL The "Cyclone" Thresher If You Buy a New Thresher, Engine, HORSE POWER OR SAW MILL You of Course Want the Best. Write for Catalogue and Prices. RU8SELL & CO., PORTLAND, OREGON MONEY FOR SOLDIERS' HEIRS- i llrlrsof Union HnMlers who Iiimiii'm.'I leas ihsii KiOsrrs hWore Jim 1H74 (no lustier it ! sIihii'IoiiimI), IiiiiiIiI s4ilri'M IIKNKY N. ;OI'l, Washington, l. V. A WHOLE GARDEN Fop 14c. We wish to this rssr Ku.oos MI II I'M. Ksiwr's liluol Topnslo.. IX inflPor".'n tmtiMMn . w Mann1; tmurlu Union Ida KmsraU UrMn Cuouinbsr.... loo t li((nlrti mat loo II Pay luwll.h loo Ml TM llsrkut lettuce.... Ita Llsssut Flower Bawls... .. M Wsrtfc VI.00 far 14 Mats. tTvi in n .1... ..Mm ai on'a na Will Hll.,1 ...m w..".. - north ot aplandld aU noltla fraa. Vlant and IMiad t-t jos on rai-atl-l of Ikla ratlMi and M lu poataea Chulra OnjanjSaVd 60s Ik and Pntatoas at tl.DOMr bsmlandap' (Malovua alna. SflenU. I JOHN i. turn mo cotiCrinM,wis1 FAT FOLKS. Reduced from is toza lbs. per monin dt a nsrniieis I eared, ft llswls writes; 1 reduoed nbla treatmntit. sTralned Nurse hsa tiiht nis the dsrlffersof Fatty iMteaiwrstlon. Ilnvn not imliieri." I'stlt'iits trastd by mall wnndniiilnllr. For imrilanlnrssddrnas.wlf b Unp, DI'.P.CMHtR. 1314 ssonie Tfmple.l-hitsgo.lil. POULTRY NETTING! Buy from Die luanufsRturer. Price In lull roll 2 fe;t wlile, 1'fl (cut lone f I.8A B " " " " 2.47 4 u ' " 8.80 6 - M4,U I m H ii ii 405 All Kinds of Wire and iron Work. PORTLAND WIRE A IRON WORKS 149 Front Ht., Portland, Oregon. PMrPHNSIOlN If BI0KF0H0. Washington, D. C. thev will re II nolve quick re. pi le. H. Alh N. II. Vols. Mlaff 20th Corps. Prosecuting clnlms since 1H7H. CUTLER'S GARBULATEof IODINE A guaranteed Cure for Catarrnand Consumption. i.oo. D Lock Box 146. W. H. SMITH & CO., Buffalo, N.Y., Prop's N. P. N. D. Ho. 1D-1901. WIIKN writing t adeertleere please mentloa thle paper. TV I LI SI TSSiniaiii. 'I n'HKaiias l m SL Tvl Irs. M. A. Man.roiia, 4;u w Jl Ik 9 Ht Iloohesier, M. V., y t. "Kour inrs sko 1 wssvfcv f 18 pouuds by your tsIii- f I 1 Mt imrlnn 111 I