pwaf
Spring Humors
of the Blood
Come to a large majority of people.
rrobably 75 per cent, of thoso are
cured every year by Hood's Sarsapn
rilla, and we hope by this advertise
ment to get tho other 25 per cent, to
take this great Spring Medicine.
It will sharpen your appetite, cure
all stomach troubles, relieve that
tired feeling.
Its strength as a blood purifier Is
demonstrated by its marvelous cures of
Scrofula Salt Rheum
Scald Head Bolls, Pimples
All Kinds of Humor Psoriasis
Blood Poisoning Rheumatism
Catarrh - Malaria, Etc.
All of which are prevalent now.
HOOD'S
Sarsaparilla
"Will do you a wonderful amount of
good. Be sure to get Hood's.
Prince to Stick Type.
Like all the male members of the
royal house of Germany, the crown
prince is about to learn a trade, which
will probably be that of a compositor.
TO CURB A COLD IN ONE DAT
Take Laxatlr e Bromo Quinine Tablets. AH
Irareists refund themonev it it fails to cure.
G. W. Grove's signature is on eacb box. ':.
Caused Reduction in Arrests.
The fee system for arrests in Jack
son county, Missouri, was abolished a
year ago. The number of arrests since
that time has considerably decreased.
CITO Permanently Cured. No fits or narrowm
r I I tf alVr ti.-''IY'nof r. klma '(Crrat Nrrv,
Hfstoivr ticnii It Fit KK 94.00 trial Itottlraml treat,
lee. Du.R.11 Kliss.UU .kiI ArttaSt..PhUadelltiia.PB.
Tne Caspian Sea.
The Caspian sea is literally a great
depression In the surface of the earth.
It is 84 feet below the regular sea
level. Besides this, its waters have
very little salt in them, being almost
fresh.
A NEW ACCOUNT BOOK
Of Particular Interest to Threshcrmen and
Farmers.
Russell & Co., of Portland, Ore., the
largest dealers in machinery on the
Pacific Coast, have just issued at con
siderable txense a neat and very com
plete account book (or" up-to-date
thresheimcn, etc The hooks are tor
free" distribution, and all people who
want them should write immediately
to Rustell & Co., Portland, Ore.
Only Think They Are Thinking.
When some men think they are
thinking, they are only killing time.
Chicago Daily News.
The Best Prescription for Malaria
Chills and Fever is a bottle of Grove's TasteleKi
Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and qnlnine In
a tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. Price SOc
Anti-Automobile Law.
Denver has an ordinance which pro
hibits operating an automobile at a
speed greater than six miles an hour,
and employs a mounted policeman U
enfoi "9 it.
Catarrh has become such a common
disease that a person entirely free from
this disgusting complaint is seldom met
With. It is customary to speak of Catarrh
as nothing more serious than a bad cold,
a simple inflammation of the .nose and
throat. It is, in fact, a complicated and
very dangerous disease ; if not fit first, it
Very soon becomes so.
The blood is quickly contaminated by
the foul secretions, and the poison through
the general circulation is carried to all
parts of the system.
Salves, washes and sprays are unsatis
factory and disappointing, because they do
not reach the seat of the trouble. S. S. S,
does. It cleanses the blood of the poison
and eliminates from tic system all catar
rhal secretions, and thus cures thoroughly
and permanently the worst cases.
Mr. T. A. Williams, a leading dry-goods mer
chant of Spartanburg, 8. C, writes : " For years
l naa a severe case or
nasal Catarrh, with all
the disagreeable effects
which belong to that
disease, ana which
make life painful and
unendurable. I used
medicines prescribed by
leading physician1 and
ugge-tcd by numbers
of friends, but without
getting any better. I
then began to take 8. R.
6. It 1 ad the desired
effect, and cured me
after taking eighteen Seir5J
bottles. In my opinion S. S. 8. is the only medi
cine now in use that will effect a permanent cure
of Catarrh."
is the only purely veg
etable blood purifier
known, and tne great
I est of all blood medi
cines and tonics.
If you have Catarrh don't wait until it
becomes deep-seated and chronic, but be
gin at once the use of S. S. S., and send
for our book on Blood and Skin Diseases
and write our physicians about your case.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
GUHt! WHtKt ALL ELSE MILS.
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. UK
in time. Hold fir OrniHrtots.
y 1 e tBwiwHmY J it Try
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CilTOllI
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JZS iSSi
tc
Doctor Didn't I say he was to avoid
all excltenieutl rathtnt's Wife Yes.
that's what got hliu exclted.-Krooklyu
Life.
"He has a very breeiy manner, don't
you think 7" "Well, yes, If you refer to
the delight he takes In ulrlug his
views."-Philadelphia Tress.
"1 suppose you'll be telling people
that I'm a fool." "No, dear. There are
some things we must keep to our
selves." Chlengo Dally News.
A possible explanation: "I wonder
why the Strutts didn't Invite us to their
daughter's wedding?" "Maybe they
didn't want us." Chicago Kecord.
Jack-Dou't you thnk that woman,
as a rule, prefers a man who is her
master? Kthel Not at all. She pre
fers one who thluks he Is. The Smart
Set.
"It's a mystery how nil these wars
are kept up." "What do you moan?"
"Why, so many men quit and come
home to lecture about them." Chicago
lievord. I
Ilodd Hang It all! Do you suppose)
I'll ever make a good golf-player? Th1iI j
(pityingly) Never, old mau. You th'.nk
too much of your family and your bus
iness. HarjH'r'B Huznr.
The Soubrette But how old she
looks. The Leading Woman- Don't all
actresses look old, my dear? The Sou
brette No; most actresses look young
and fagged out; this one looks old and
well-preserved. New York Sun.
I.n ly (whose mare has just kicked a
member of the hunt, who was follow
ing too closely) Oh, I'm so norry! 1 do
hoje It didn't hurt you! She's such a
gentle thing, and could only have done
it In the merest play, you know.
Punch. ,
"Why did that young man leave so
suddenly?" asked Maud. "It was my
fault," answered Mamie; "1 thought
lessly got to talking about the beauti
ful autumn haze by the rher. I forgot
he was a West Point cadet." Wash
ington Star.
Ills life a failure: "Yes. 1 consider
my life a failure." "Oh. Henry, how
sad! Why should you say that?" "I
spend all my time making money
enough to buy fowl and clothes, and the
fowl disagrees with me and my clothes
don't flt."-Llfe.
I'cddler Wouldn't you like some mot
toes for your house, mum? It's very
cheering to a husband to Bee a nice
motto on the wall when he comes home.
Mrs. De Jagg You might sell me one
if you've got one that Bays, "Better
Late than Never."
Thwarted ambition: "Hello, Boom
erleigh! I thought you1 were holding
3own a seat m the Sfenate at Washing
ton!" "No; had a streak of bad luck."
"How's that?" "Just ns I got my legis
lators rounded up for the final vote, my
oank failed." Bryan's Comoner.
Mother (coming swlftlyi Why, Wil
le! Striking your little sister! Willie
(doggedly) Auntie made me. Maiden
Aunt-Why, Willie! I said if you did
strike her I would never kiss you agnln.
Willie (still doggedly)-Well, I couldn't
let no chance like that slIp.-Tit-Blts.
A Jersey farmer visiting New York
stood looking at a sign in a book-store
window: "Dickens' Works All This
Week for Two Dollars." "Wal," he re
marked, "my 'pinion Is that that Dick
ens feller Is either a mighty poor work
man or else he's confounded hard up
for a job." Boston Courier.
Testing the theory: Mr. Kerrigan
Kape shtill folve minutes, for the lov6
av hivn! Mrs. Kerrigan (six children,
crying nnd fightlngt-That fer? Mr.
Kerrigan OI want to give this moind
cure book a fair trial. 01 want to see
can 01 convince mesilf thot there Is no
sech thing ez matrimony! Puck,
. "Johnny," said the little fellow's
mamma, "I want to give you a piece of
cake, but I can't Dnd the key to the
pantry." "That's all right, mamma,"
replied bright little Johnny; "I know
how to get It without a key." "That's
all I want to know," she said, as she
reached for the slipper. Boston Cour
ier. 'What are you doing?" asked one of
his friends who had happened In. "I
am writing my resignation," replied the
professor of something or other In the
proprietary university, "Whnt are you
doing that for?" "Because I am going
to make a speech this evening in whlcb
I shall probably express an Independ
ent opinion." Chicago Tribune.
"Take my seat, madam." She took
it. About ten minutes later she re
marked: "Thank you, sir. I would
have said It sooner, but the last man 1
thanked for giving me his seat In a crowd,
ed car had only got up because be want
ed to get off the car, and felt that be
had won my gratitude under false pre
tenses. I made up my mind I wasn't
going to let It happen again." "Don'1
mention it, ma'am," responded the man
clinging to the strap.
Coat of Parle Police.
The cost of the police force of
Paris grows steadily year by year.
In 1872 It was 14.041,725 of which
$2,237,300 waa paid by tho city and
the rest by the government; In 1885,
$4,961,300; In lb.,, $6,448,170.
A Strong Man's fleeret.
On of t lis strntiirfsl turn it'rently slated
that the stcrt of his wonderful po'wvr m
perfect digestion. Iloaietter's Stoniuch
It i iters makes digestion perfect, ami cure
all complaints ariiiot front a week stom
ach, such as imliyt'iition. biliousness mut
all liver and kidnev ailments. Asa Monti
purwier and nerve tonic it is marvelous.
It is recommended bv physician, ami sold
bv every druggist in the' country. Try it
also for malaria fever, ami ague.
Young Lady Bell Ringers.
Six young ladies have learned tho
art of bell ringing In the village of
Brad field, England. They "rang In"
1901 at tne churcn.
IN BED jOR YEARS
DECLARED A HOPELESS INVALID BY
LEARNED PHYSIUAMS.
ltestorerf toPer'art Health anil Htrentth
by lr. W II Hume' I'lnk Tills for I ale
People A Most Wonderful t'ure,
f rom Me Prttt, ininf A'uxif-. Mick,
Of the many remarkable cases
which have recently occupied the at
tention of the meuicul world and of
the public at large, none more strik
ingly Illustrates the wonderful power
of Dr. Williams' I'lnk Pllla for Tale
People than the recovery of Mrs.
Jennie Tuttle, who, after two years'
confinement to her bed. was restored
to perfect health and strength. Mrs.
Tuttle, who lives at the corner of Ful
ton and Market streets, Grand Haplda,
Mich., tells the following story:
"1 had been flat on my back in bed
for two years and the doctors had
given me up as a hopeless case. They
had resorted to every remedy known
to the profession and had even sub
jected me to the tortures of live sur
gical operations. My trouble was due
to change of life and I grew weaker
and weaker until 1 became helpless
and unable to leave my bed. A nurse
and four physicians attended me.
"One box of Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills for Pale People gave me great
relief and after using them for threw
months I was a well woman, having
been able to leave my bed the sixth
week after commencing the treat
ment. I can state that the cure was
complete and permanent us It la now
three years since 1 used them.
"I have recommended the pills to
several of my relatives. My mother-in-law-
who Is 72 years, old, took them for
general debility, and they soon pro
duced a very marked improvement In
her condition. I wish that the
thousands of women who are afflicted
as I have been may know of this rem
edy which has saved my life and
given me health and strength."
Signed, MRS. J EN N 1 13 TUTTLE.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 2nd day of August, 1900.
B. F. BAUENDSEN.
Seall Notary Public.
Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People are sold by all dealers, or
will be sent post paid on receipt of
price, 50 cents a box. or bIx boxes for
$2.50, by addressing Dr. Williams Med
icine Co., Schenectady, N. V,
In Mourning.
Butcher Leg o' Mutton? Yes'm.
Mrs. De Rigeur And let It be off a
black sheep, If you please. We're In
mourning, you know. Philadelphia
Record.
l em m ' as--'
AVfegcfable Preparaiionfor As
similating ihcFoodandReguia
ling the Stoinachs arid Dowels of
Promotes Digcstion,Cheerful
nessandRest.Conlains neilher
Opium.Morplune nor Mineral.
Not Narcotic.
V4
hope afOtdDrSAlWELPtTCtan
FbmfJtM Seul'
jilx.Smtta
j4nue .trrtt
Apcrfecl Remedy for Constipa
tion , Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca
Worms .Convulsions .Fcverish
ness &nd Loss of Sleep.
Facsimile Signature of
NEW YORK.
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exact copy or wrapper.
Ti : i-p i iTPi "iVITi i .T' TT r.r"iT""'""'!r7 (i-iwt"!;tf-iHMiiti ViTVuiihiTiim;!
Relative.
Once upon a time a certain Ferson
wrote wisdom.
"What a fool!" said the World.
Then the Person wrote folly exclu
sively. "Wise guy!" said the World.
Thta fable teaches that wisdom and
unwisdom are purely relative terms.
t'llee of l-nln.
Msny klmt of ltrs ItrhliiK, Mend Im -sll
painful, terrltile tortures hut nil ere iiiilcklv
rurmt by t awsrets Candy Celliartlo. All Urutf
Klsts, tUe, '1m ;v,
And
id Brings You Nothing
Friend What Is hope?
but a Bill.
Poet It la something that wakes
you up at 4 o'clock In the morning
when the post mau doesn't conio
around till 10. Syracuse Herald.
This sifnsture Is on every bos of the genuine
Laxative UromoQuininc Tablets
Uie reoioUy that enrea m cold vste dajr
Fatal Candor.
Suitor Yes, sir. I assure you I
would be glad to marry your daugh
ter, even If she were poor as a
churchmouse.
Mr. Moneybags That settles you!
I don't want a fool In my family.
Philadelphia Press.
FAIRBANKS,
MORSE & CO.
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MACHINERY, FARM
NOTHING BETTER MADE
Toe can't make a mistake It yoo get
..Mitchelh.
Mitchell, Leoiis & Stave? Co.
PORTLAND, ORECON.
P
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
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An Old Port In Florida.
The oldest fort In America Is at St.
Augustine, Fla. It waa built by the
Bpanlah over three ctinturles ago. It
was for a long time used as a prison.
When Yen Huy Ink
get Carter's nnd you will get the best every
time, "Inklings" free. Carter's Ink Co.,
llostoii.
Strike a Success.
Cahlll Was the strike a success?
Cassldy It was. After being out
six weeks we succeeded In glttln' back
our Joba.I'uck.
Plso's Cure cannot lie too hlghl spoken
of as a cough cure. J. W. O'Hhikm. Urj
Third Ave., N., Minneapolis, Minn.. Jan.
u, liwu.
Profits of a Convict Mine.
Tho Tennesaea convict coal mln Is a
paying Institution. Tho profits In the
last six months will amount to more
than $100,000.
Hy laklni OAiiriM.li IK A, the danger
oi eoutrsi tin Is (rip Is lessenrit,
tor His staietn Is rirattMHl, llie
IiIihhI inirlttnl aiitt I lie itiiestlnn
erti't'tsit by this Krvsl herb cure.
Her Pointed View.
Chappie (blase) Don't you think
society Is an empty thing?
Misa Fuller 1 think thvre aro lots
of empty things In society, Hmart
8t.
Itf 11. P.
GASOLINE ENGINE
Pumps Water, Saws Wood,
Grinds Feed, and costs two
cents an hour to run.
(Jet full particulars from .110 Market
Ptreet, Kan Francisco, Cel.; First anil
Stark Bis., Portland, Or.; I mi Angeles,
Cat.
IMPLEMENTS, Etc.
IT LEADS THEM ALL
The "Cyclone" Thresher
If You Buy a New
Thresher, Engine,
HORSE POWER
OR SAW MILL
You of Course Want the Best. Write for
Catalogue and Prices.
RU8SELL & CO.,
PORTLAND, OREGON
MONEY
FOR SOLDIERS'
HEIRS-
i llrlrsof Union HnMlers who Iiimiii'm.'I leas
ihsii KiOsrrs hWore Jim 1H74 (no lustier it
! sIihii'IoiiimI), IiiiiiIiI s4ilri'M
IIKNKY N. ;OI'l, Washington, l. V.
A WHOLE GARDEN
Fop 14c.
We wish to this rssr Ku.oos MI
II I'M. Ksiwr's liluol Topnslo.. IX
inflPor".'n tmtiMMn . w
Mann1; tmurlu Union Ida
KmsraU UrMn Cuouinbsr.... loo
t li((nlrti mat loo
II Pay luwll.h loo
Ml TM llsrkut lettuce.... Ita
Llsssut Flower Bawls... .. M
Wsrtfc VI.00 far 14 Mats. tTvi
in n .1... ..Mm ai on'a
na Will Hll.,1 ...m w..".. -
north ot aplandld aU noltla fraa.
Vlant and IMiad t-t jos on rai-atl-l
of Ikla ratlMi and M lu poataea
Chulra OnjanjSaVd 60s Ik and
Pntatoas at tl.DOMr bsmlandap'
(Malovua alna. SflenU. I
JOHN i. turn mo cotiCrinM,wis1
FAT FOLKS. Reduced
from is toza lbs. per monin dt a
nsrniieis I
eared, ft
llswls
writes; 1
reduoed
nbla treatmntit.
sTralned Nurse hsa tiiht nis the dsrlffersof Fatty
iMteaiwrstlon. Ilnvn not imliieri." I'stlt'iits trastd
by mall wnndniiilnllr. For imrilanlnrssddrnas.wlf b
Unp, DI'.P.CMHtR. 1314 ssonie Tfmple.l-hitsgo.lil.
POULTRY NETTING!
Buy from Die luanufsRturer. Price In lull roll
2 fe;t wlile, 1'fl (cut lone f I.8A
B " " " " 2.47
4 u ' " 8.80
6 - M4,U
I m H ii ii 405
All Kinds of Wire and iron Work.
PORTLAND WIRE A IRON WORKS
149 Front Ht., Portland, Oregon.
PMrPHNSIOlN
If BI0KF0H0. Washington, D. C. thev will re
II nolve quick re. pi le. H. Alh N. II. Vols. Mlaff
20th Corps. Prosecuting clnlms since 1H7H.
CUTLER'S GARBULATEof IODINE
A guaranteed Cure for Catarrnand
Consumption. i.oo. D Lock Box 146.
W. H. SMITH & CO., Buffalo, N.Y., Prop's
N. P. N. D.
Ho. 1D-1901.
WIIKN writing t adeertleere please
mentloa thle paper.
TV I LI SI
TSSiniaiii. 'I n'HKaiias l m SL Tvl
Irs. M. A. Man.roiia, 4;u w Jl Ik 9
Ht Iloohesier, M. V., y t.
"Kour inrs sko 1 wssvfcv f
18 pouuds by your tsIii- f I 1
Mt imrlnn 111 I