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THURSDAY, AUG. 24, 1950 SOUTHERN OREGON NEWS REVIEW PAGE TWO E a v P f’* “ M o u is lic s ” I M f l lM C H R eputation A reputation la u personal pos session frequently not discover« until lost. MAHONEY S h u in tli Wit A m a rrie d m an cun do any th ing he likes if his w ife doesn't too m in d ; u w idow er c a n 't ca re fu l. M a rty rd o m is the only way in Are you (o ln a tb ro uab th e Tunotlonai w hich a man can become famous " m ld d ls -a a « " p e r lA t p e c u lia r to women 198 -S3 year»)? P ore th le ineke w ith o u t a b ility . you »utter from h o t deehe». feel so M y w ay of jo k in g is to te ll the nervous, blub-strum r. tir e d / T h e n do tru th ; i t ’s tlic funniest joke in the try Lydia K I'lliX b siil's Vegetable I'o m p o u u d to reltevs such sym ptom s I w orld. R egular use of P liik h a iii'a Com pound Success covers n m u ltitu d e of help» bu ild up realalaure against tills s u u x y liia m id d le a g e d ls lr e a sl blunders. There is only one religio n, ' LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S though there are a hund/ed v e r sions of it. • • • R igh t as Rain There m ay be some doubt ns to who a r t the best people to have " I had to write! After 25 years of dint I charge of ch ild re n, but there cun ing for conatipation, I atartvd to cat ! be no doubt th a t parents ure the ALL-KRAN for hrcakfiait. The ro | w orst. unds are wonderfull“ The things m ost people w ant to Andrew H. Truby, Box 42, W oodland, know about are usually none of III. J - - ' o if of hun ' th e ir business. dred* of u nto lifile d The tr u tli is the one tilin g that teller* fro m A L L - I nobody w ill believe. HR A N uteri. Marvel • • • ous reNUlta can he voura, too, if you suf The D ifference fer from constipntion “ W hat's the differen ce between due to luck of dietary bulk. Eat un the m um ps and the m easles?'* ounce of lusty Kellogg's A LIr-ItR A N "W h y , in the m um ps you shut daily, drink plenty of water) If not complrtcly satisfied after 10 days, up and in the measles you break return empty carton to Kellogg's, o u t." Battle ( ’ris k. Mich GET DOUBLE • • • YOUR MONEY HACK. Q uite a Rang 34 54 When M r. A lexander Gun was WNU 13 dism issed fro m the custom s of E d in b u rg h , the e n try m a d e against his name in the books w as: “ A Gun d isch a ” ged for m aking a false re p o rt." • • • FLA S H ES ? -^ PAINS- OF THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX. LIKE OLD MAN BIVEK, JUST KEEPS KULUNu AliTNO. «BOUGHT UP IO THE SOX IN 1931, EC BOASTS A LIFE TIME HATTING AVERAGE OF .311 AND THE 41 Y E A R -O L D SHORTSTOP CAN STILL OUTMlT AND O U THUSTLE KIDS W HO WE RE NOT EVEN B O N N W HEN HE BROKE INTO BASEBALL. • Egypt's famous Cam el Corps, the hard riding Haganah, arc called the "Mounties" of North Af rica. The group (above) moves on the double. They are the greatest camel riders in the world and their mounts the fastest things in the desert. Every animal must be healthy and strong and every member of the Haganah is responsible for his mount. At left the commander inspects a camel. OVERJOYED! YEARS OF LAXATIVE DOSING ENDED! UNKNOWN « X L PUWER IN LOUISVILLE, AIMED AT A CORNER P O C K E T ...M IS S E D ...TH E B A LL JUMPED THE RAIL, BOUNCED C L « THE DOOR, TRAVELLED 2 0 0 F E E T A N D S M A S H E D A STORE WINDOW TO THE TUNE LV 7S BUCK?! OIL CO. M A IN T A IN S A 9 TXT f p l T W j E IN SALO ARABIA. Pl AYERS USE RIO GOLF RALLS AS DRDlNAK", U N I S ARE APT TO GET LOST IN T H E S A N D . -----SPOR TLIGH T------------------------------------------ This Is a Season of Comebacks ----------------------------------- By GRANTLAND RICE------------------------------------ 0 Inspection (above) of a company of the Haganah is strict. The Corps, number ing more than 1,000 men and 2,000 white camels from the Egyptian Sudan, patrols Egypt's 3,000 mile border line. Two of E g y p t 's "Mounties" are pictured at left and right. The vertical cuts on their faces were carved there by their moth ers when they were five years old. They are very proud of them, because they tell the men are from the lower Sudan. • In the almost impass able wastes of the Sa hara, where soft sands make automobiles use less, the camel is still king of transportation. Mohammed, g r e a t e s t tracker of the Haganah, (right) gives new recruits a demonstration in track ing down a smuggler. One of the Corps' main jobs is tracking down thieves. • W ith their command er, (left) the recruits fol low the trail and trot up a hill near the pyramids. These men are trained to cross the toughest desert wastes with a four gallon supply of water that must last a minimum of five days. It often lasts ten. An average daily patrol covers 65 miles of Sahara sands. rpHIS GALA SEASON of 1950, in one can buy a pennant. Tom Yawkey * some ways at least, is still add has proved that. The Red Sox owner has spent nt ing to its comeback record. It began with Ben Hogan and least $5,000,000 in the last few years almost registered to get the best talent, hut this talent with Citation who has won only one pennant since 1918 ran swiftly but not That was In 1946 making it a little quite fast enough. m atter of 28 years between cham Hogan was away pionships. I I months and Cita The w ealthy Mr. W rlgley has tion 14 months. n't been able to buy a pennant Another a rrival for his Cubs sin ce 1945. They w a s B illy South- have been settlin g for last worth who had to place In 1948 and 1919 hut should Graulland Rlceretire last summer. fare better this srason . More than a few thought the Braves The latest case is the Pirate’s manager would never report again. new ownership. They raised enough He not only reported but he has his money to invest as much as $5,000,- ball club in the frontline trenches 000 in new talent. They even turned with a good chance to win again. loose $100,000 for an 18-year-old- Southworth has done one of his best high-school star who has yet to jobs after almost a complete col prove he is worth $18. The $5,000,000 lapse last summer. at the end of three years has left The Cubs and Frank Frisch the Pirates in a desperate struggle looked to be sunk again at the to finish out of the cellar. start of the season . Frank had The cellar is where they'll prob been aw ay from the gam e for ably finish. In manager Meyers the som e tim e when he took over the Pirates have one of the smartest Cubs. He couldn’t help them leaders in baseball That didn’t m uch in 1949 bu» he has a dif help either. It was certainly not ferent club working in 1950 and Meyers' fault. It wasn't the owners' he will have a better club ready fault They spent their cash lavish for 1951. ly In 1948 it began to look as if the Then there is a young fellow by Pirate owners were going to buy a the name of Johnny Mize. Johnny flag. They made a strong showing. was on the raw edge of falling over They looked so good in 1948 that the precipice. Ho w a s rated all many picked them to finish 1-2 in through. His own league let him 1949. The owners spent new money go when the Yankees took a last for 1949—but the Pirates took s stand. Then Georgia Johnny was dizzy dip They spent more money sent to Kansas City. His big league for 1950—and took an even deeper days were over But further Yank slide. ees injuries gave Johnny another No wonder owner Frank M cKin chance. The famous hitter came ney decided to bolt the scene. When back to life again, using a piece of you buy a pretty fa ir club and put ash for this purpose. In the Yankee $5,000,000 extra Into it and drop drive recently with such stars as from the first division to last place, DiMaggio and Henrich out of action, it is about tim e to retire it was Big John who resumed his Which goes to prove you can't old habit. He was the star hitter buy a pennant. • • • of the club through an important stretch. Top Fighters Mize as a rule either hits a Humbert Fugazy, one of the pro single or a home run. It has moters of t h e Ray Robinson — always been said that the bat Charlie Fusari welterweight cham ting eye Is the last im portant pionship for the Damon Runyon can. factor to leave. F irst the arm cer fund, ranks Robinson with the or legs begin to give out. As all-time greatest Ty Cobb once said: “ You get Certainly if any one man now your first leg warning in start fighting deserves this nomination ing. Once under way you can it is Robinson. He is an excellent run practically as fast as ever. boxer and a punishing puncher. He But you can’t start as fa st." But with arms and legs fading can also handle his share of punish away the batting eye retains its ment It would be d ifficu lt to rank the old-time glow The good hitters keep on hitting long after the pitch greatest 10 fighters of all time. ers and fielders wear out. This has Jack Dempsey would be in such a been one of the best of all the come list. So would Joe Gans. So would back seasons. There may be other Jim Corbett, Gene Tunney and Joe athletes to report on before the Louis Then there are H arry Grcb. Stanley Ketchel, Benny Leonard. firs t snow falls. Jim Jeffries and Sam Langford. But • • • what about Bob Fitzsimmons, Jack You Can’t Buy Pennants Johnson, Mickey Walker, Jack One of the m ajor faculties in base Blackburn and the original Wal ball’s stability is the fact that no cott. 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W hat's m o r e -tS n o w d r lft Mixes quick tor tender biscuits - cuts IN quick for flaky pastry - m i is quick for light, dlgestl- bla fried foods. Snowdrift PURE VEGETABLE SHORTENING—MADE BY THE WESSON OIL PEOPLE low. This is the end of the typical day for recruits, a lesson gained from ex perience. The m ost A, Chicago 77, Illinois Please send me your new One-Hand Sifter. I enclose 604 and the word ''Snowdrift'’ clipped from metal strip that unwinds with key. Snowdrift, P. 0. Box 8110 amazing faculty of the Corps is their ability to others WAV TMS /tool-flirt • Extra fine screen sifts as well as double screen) the way to escort a desert suspect, says the follow any given camel Yodora checks perspiration odor M odest G irl A m odest g ir l never pursues a m an. N or d ie s a m ousetrap p u r sue a mouse. S etting an exam ple fo r your c h ild re n takes a ll the fun out of m id dle age. • • • Wot a lle r o A fte r rescuing a fellow towns m an fro m his burnin g home, a M o ffa t, O n ta rio, gro cer declared m o d e stly; “ Anyone would have done the same thing. Ho was a ve ry good c u s to m e r." Release h a n d le ...It sifts! • W ith the training exercise finished, this is track, picking it out am ong hundreds of r NAMt SANDING TRICK « S A N D IRREGULAR SURFACES W IT H SHEET OF A B R A S IV E PAPER WRAPPED AROUND RUBBER SPONGE . PAPER WILL CONFORM T O M OST M O LD IN G S . SISSIT.... CITY.... — ...................................... ....... . STATI O ff». » » p tr» . O ct. T l , 1950. O ffa , lìm i teil Io U. S. a n d p o l t » a llo n s .
