THURSDAY, AUG. 24, 1950
SOUTHERN OREGON NEWS REVIEW
PAGE TWO
E a v P f’* “ M o u is lic s ”
I M f l lM C H
R eputation
A reputation la u personal pos
session frequently not discover«
until lost.
MAHONEY
S h u in tli Wit
A m a rrie d m an cun do any
th ing he likes if his w ife doesn't
too
m in d ; u w idow er c a n 't
ca re fu l.
M a rty rd o m is the only way in
Are you (o ln a tb ro uab th e Tunotlonai
w hich a man can become famous
" m ld d ls -a a « " p e r lA t p e c u lia r to
women
198 -S3 year»)? P ore th le ineke
w ith o u t a b ility .
you »utter from h o t deehe». feel so
M y w ay of jo k in g is to te ll the
nervous, blub-strum r. tir e d / T h e n do
tru th ; i t ’s tlic funniest joke in the
try Lydia K I'lliX b siil's Vegetable
I'o
m p o u u d to reltevs such sym ptom s I
w orld.
R egular use of P liik h a iii'a Com pound
Success covers n m u ltitu d e of
help» bu ild up realalaure against tills
s u u x y liia m id d le a g e d ls lr e a sl
blunders.
There is only one religio n,
' LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
though there are a hund/ed v e r
sions of it.
• • •
R igh t as Rain
There m ay be some doubt ns to
who a r t the best people to have
" I had to write! After 25 years of dint
I charge of ch ild re n, but there cun
ing for conatipation, I atartvd to cat
! be no doubt th a t parents ure the
ALL-KRAN for hrcakfiait. The ro
| w orst.
unds are wonderfull“
The things m ost people w ant to
Andrew H. Truby,
Box 42, W oodland,
know about are usually none of
III. J - - ' o if of hun
' th e ir business.
dred* of u nto lifile d
The tr u tli is the one tilin g that
teller* fro m A L L -
I nobody w ill believe.
HR A N uteri. Marvel
• • •
ous reNUlta can he
voura, too, if you suf
The D ifference
fer from constipntion
“ W hat's the differen ce between
due to luck of dietary bulk. Eat un
the m um ps and the m easles?'*
ounce of lusty Kellogg's A LIr-ItR A N
"W h y , in the m um ps you shut
daily, drink plenty of water) If not
complrtcly satisfied after 10 days,
up and in the measles you break
return empty carton to Kellogg's,
o u t."
Battle ( ’ris k. Mich GET DOUBLE
• • •
YOUR MONEY HACK.
Q uite a Rang
34 54
When M r. A lexander Gun was WNU 13
dism issed fro m the custom s of
E d in b u rg h , the e n try m a d e
against his name in the books
w as: “ A Gun d isch a ” ged for
m aking a false re p o rt."
• • •
FLA S H ES ? -^
PAINS- OF THE CHICAGO
WHITE SOX. LIKE OLD MAN BIVEK, JUST
KEEPS KULUNu AliTNO. «BOUGHT UP IO
THE SOX IN 1931, EC BOASTS A LIFE
TIME HATTING AVERAGE OF .311
AND THE 41 Y E A R -O L D SHORTSTOP
CAN STILL OUTMlT AND O U THUSTLE
KIDS W HO WE RE NOT EVEN B O N N
W HEN HE BROKE INTO BASEBALL.
•
Egypt's famous Cam
el Corps, the hard riding
Haganah, arc called the
"Mounties" of North Af
rica. The group (above)
moves on the double.
They are the greatest
camel riders in the world
and their mounts the
fastest things in the
desert. Every animal must
be healthy and strong
and every member of the
Haganah is responsible
for his mount. At left
the commander inspects
a camel.
OVERJOYED! YEARS OF
LAXATIVE DOSING ENDED!
UNKNOWN « X L PUWER IN LOUISVILLE, AIMED
AT A CORNER P O C K E T ...M IS S E D ...TH E B A LL
JUMPED THE RAIL, BOUNCED C L « THE DOOR,
TRAVELLED 2 0 0 F E E T A N D S M A S H E D A
STORE WINDOW TO THE TUNE LV 7S BUCK?!
OIL CO. M A IN T A IN S A 9 TXT f
p
l T W j E IN SALO ARABIA. Pl AYERS USE
RIO GOLF RALLS AS DRDlNAK", U N I S
ARE APT TO GET LOST IN T H E S A N D .
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This Is a Season of Comebacks
----------------------------------- By GRANTLAND RICE------------------------------------
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Inspection (above) of a
company of the Haganah is
strict. The Corps, number
ing more than 1,000 men
and 2,000 white camels from
the Egyptian Sudan, patrols
Egypt's 3,000 mile border
line.
Two of E g y p t 's
"Mounties" are pictured at
left and right. The vertical
cuts on their faces were
carved there by their moth
ers when they were five
years old. They are very
proud of them, because they
tell the men are from the
lower Sudan.
•
In the almost impass
able wastes of the Sa
hara, where soft sands
make automobiles use
less, the camel is still
king of transportation.
Mohammed, g r e a t e s t
tracker of the Haganah,
(right) gives new recruits
a demonstration in track
ing down a smuggler.
One of the Corps' main
jobs is tracking down
thieves.
• W ith their command
er, (left) the recruits fol
low the trail and trot up
a hill near the pyramids.
These men are trained
to cross the toughest
desert wastes with a four
gallon supply of water
that must last a minimum
of five days. It often lasts
ten. An average daily
patrol covers 65 miles of
Sahara sands.
rpHIS GALA SEASON of 1950, in one can buy a pennant. Tom Yawkey
* some ways at least, is still add has proved that.
The Red Sox owner has spent nt
ing to its comeback record. It began
with Ben Hogan and least $5,000,000 in the last few years
almost registered to get the best talent, hut this talent
with Citation who has won only one pennant since 1918
ran swiftly but not That was In 1946 making it a little
quite fast enough. m atter of 28 years between cham
Hogan was away pionships.
I I months and Cita
The w ealthy Mr. W rlgley has
tion 14 months.
n't been able to buy a pennant
Another a rrival
for his Cubs sin ce 1945. They
w a s B illy South-
have been settlin g for last
worth who had to
place In 1948 and 1919 hut should
Graulland Rlceretire last summer.
fare better this srason .
More than a few thought the Braves
The latest case is the Pirate’s
manager would never report again. new ownership. They raised enough
He not only reported but he has his money to invest as much as $5,000,-
ball club in the frontline trenches 000 in new talent. They even turned
with a good chance to win again. loose $100,000 for an 18-year-old-
Southworth has done one of his best high-school star who has yet to
jobs after almost a complete col prove he is worth $18. The $5,000,000
lapse last summer.
at the end of three years has left
The Cubs and Frank Frisch
the Pirates in a desperate struggle
looked to be sunk again at the
to finish out of the cellar.
start of the season . Frank had
The cellar is where they'll prob
been aw ay from the gam e for
ably finish. In manager Meyers the
som e tim e when he took over the
Pirates have one of the smartest
Cubs. He couldn’t help them
leaders in baseball That didn’t
m uch in 1949 bu» he has a dif
help either. It was certainly not
ferent club working in 1950 and
Meyers' fault. It wasn't the owners'
he will have a better club ready
fault They spent their cash lavish
for 1951.
ly In 1948 it began to look as if the
Then there is a young fellow by Pirate owners were going to buy a
the name of Johnny Mize. Johnny flag. They made a strong showing.
was on the raw edge of falling over They looked so good in 1948 that
the precipice. Ho w a s rated all many picked them to finish 1-2 in
through. His own league let him 1949. The owners spent new money
go when the Yankees took a last for 1949—but the Pirates took s
stand. Then Georgia Johnny was dizzy dip They spent more money
sent to Kansas City. His big league for 1950—and took an even deeper
days were over But further Yank slide.
ees injuries gave Johnny another
No wonder owner Frank M cKin
chance. The famous hitter came ney decided to bolt the scene. When
back to life again, using a piece of you buy a pretty fa ir club and put
ash for this purpose. In the Yankee $5,000,000 extra Into it and drop
drive recently with such stars as from the first division to last place,
DiMaggio and Henrich out of action, it is about tim e to retire
it was Big John who resumed his
Which goes to prove you can't
old habit. He was the star hitter buy a pennant.
• • •
of the club through an important
stretch.
Top Fighters
Mize as a rule either hits a
Humbert Fugazy, one of the pro
single or a home run. It has
moters of t h e Ray Robinson —
always been said that the bat
Charlie Fusari welterweight cham
ting eye Is the last im portant
pionship for the Damon Runyon can.
factor to leave. F irst the arm
cer fund, ranks Robinson with the
or legs begin to give out. As
all-time greatest
Ty Cobb once said: “ You get
Certainly if any one man now
your first leg warning in start
fighting deserves this nomination
ing. Once under way you can
it is Robinson. He is an excellent
run practically as fast as ever.
boxer and a punishing puncher. He
But you can’t start as fa st."
But with arms and legs fading can also handle his share of punish
away the batting eye retains its ment
It would be d ifficu lt to rank the
old-time glow
The good hitters
keep on hitting long after the pitch greatest 10 fighters of all time.
ers and fielders wear out. This has Jack Dempsey would be in such a
been one of the best of all the come list. So would Joe Gans. So would
back seasons. There may be other Jim Corbett, Gene Tunney and Joe
athletes to report on before the Louis Then there are H arry Grcb.
Stanley Ketchel, Benny Leonard.
firs t snow falls.
Jim Jeffries and Sam Langford. But
• • •
what about Bob Fitzsimmons, Jack
You Can’t Buy Pennants
Johnson, Mickey Walker, Jack
One of the m ajor faculties in base Blackburn and the original Wal
ball’s stability is the fact that no cott.
How to I a
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is actually muthing to normal skins
N o harsh chem icals or irr ita tin g
•alls Won't harm skin or clothing
S la y soft and creamy, a rret gets
grainy
Try gentle Yodora — /erf the wondrrful
difference!
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• White enameled m e ta l-
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New nulck-mcthod cakes must
be made with an emulsorized
shortening. And Snowdrift is
em ulsorlzed-for quick and
thorough blending. Gives you
You get this
One Hand Sifter
only with
Haganah. A man on
each side and one to fol
richer, lighter, molstcr quick-
method cakesw llh Just 3 min
utes mixing.
W hat's m o r e -tS n o w d r lft
Mixes quick tor tender biscuits
- cuts IN quick for flaky pastry
- m i is quick for light, dlgestl-
bla fried foods.
Snowdrift
PURE VEGETABLE SHORTENING—MADE BY THE WESSON OIL PEOPLE
low. This is the end of the
typical day for recruits,
a lesson gained from ex
perience.
The
m ost
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604 and the word ''Snowdrift'’ clipped from metal
strip that unwinds with key.
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amazing faculty of the
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others
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• Extra fine screen sifts
as well as double screen)
the way to escort a
desert suspect, says the
follow any given camel
Yodora
checks
perspiration
odor
M odest G irl
A m odest g ir l never pursues a
m an. N or d ie s a m ousetrap p u r
sue a mouse.
S etting an exam ple fo r your
c h ild re n takes a ll the fun out of
m id dle age.
• • •
Wot a lle r o
A fte r rescuing a fellow towns
m an fro m his burnin g home, a
M o ffa t, O n ta rio, gro cer declared
m o d e stly; “ Anyone would have
done the same thing. Ho was a
ve ry good c u s to m e r."
Release h a n d le ...It sifts!
•
W ith
the
training
exercise finished, this is
track, picking
it out
am ong
hundreds of
r
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