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About Sherman County observer. (Moro, Sherman County, Or.) 1897-1931 | View Entire Issue (July 3, 1908)
* A ■ iS ' • í I V t > , < ■ B tl -------------- ■ The Li O b server. M O M O , OMSOOM : F R I D A Y ....................... J uly 3, 1908 P e r e e n a l T a lk W it h Y o h . I f you ffh y N ot? do not read The Observer We should like to have you take It, and we Know It would be profitable to you to become a aubacriber. W e »end It tw o ye ar, for $2.60; oneyear $1-60; l»Mcts a month la n ’t much. T ry It. Order by Postal Card, and pay for It when you can. At any t im e When requested to do ao, the paper w ill be discontinued. Rut we expect that all arrears w ill be paid before auch request la made. I t la easy to ask us for a statement, which w ill be cheerfully rendered at any tim e. 4 i 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1111 m 1 1 1 1 1 H -h ; :: Kentucky Ned. :: I I I I I II I 1 I I I ’l-H' I 1 I I» 1-H-F+ [ O r ig in a l] ¡» W h en 1 w e n t out west to spend a sum m er on m y fa th e r’s ranch I was a t an age to regret th a t I should miss th e attentions o f the young men o f the •octal w o rld to w h ich I belonged. 1 w as to ld th a t I w o uld m eet no men except cowboys, w hom 1 kn ew to be a w ild , dissipated, shooting and general ly disreputable set. In tru th , I did not w ish to go, bu t I was not in good health, and the doctor recommended th e open a ir o f ranch life. W h en I got on th e ranch I found the surroundings pretty much as I had ex pected. H o w e ver, I got e x h ila ratio n from th e life th a t I had not expect ed. E v e ry m ornin g a fte r brea kfas t 1 m ounted a horse th a t had been pro v id e d fo r me and, w ith fa th e r fo r an a t tendant, galloped over our broad acres till noon. T h en I lunched and rested till near d in n e r tim e, a fte r w h ich meal I w as no t long In seeking m y couch. T h e consequence o f this mode o f life w as rem a rk ab ly beneficial, and I g a in ed strength every day. Th e cowboys w e re not so u n interest in g a fte r all. N o th in g could be more d iffe re n t from the w ays o f the beaux, to w hom 1 had been accustomed, and 1 could not but feel, n o tw ith stan d in g the courtliness o f the one com pared w ith the abashed m anners o f the other w hen In m y presence, th a t there was some th in g w a n tin g In the first th a t 1 found In abundance In the second. F o r In stance, In presence o f danger I w ould In fin ite ly ra th e r be under th e protec tion o f the cowboys. B u t I d id not feel an y interest In them . T h e re w as one exception. l i e w as called K en tu c ky Ned. S tra y bits o f gossip concerning him cam e to m y ears. H e was • sort o f black sheep In a good K e n tu c k y fa m ily . H e bad had an en counter w ith some one in th a t state and had le ft I t betw een m id n ig h t and m orning. H e had drive n stage, served aa a p riv a te In the U n ited States a rm y an d herded sbedp. F a th e r had taken him In to his em ploy w ith o u t kn ow in g an y th in g m ore o f hla antecedents than an y o f hla o th e r ca ttle tenders and d id n ’t k n o w the K e n tu c k ia n w as a gen tle m a n born till I apprised him o f the fa c t Then- fa th e r w a n te d to know bow I found I t o u t T h e re w as more th a t fa th e r would have liked to know . K e n tu c k y Ned h ad fa llen heels over bead In love w ith me. N o t th a t he said so; he kn ew 1 w a s too fa r beyond his reach. N o r did I offer him th e least en couragem ent H e sim ply saw and was conquered w ith o u t a word or a look from me. H o w did I kn ow this? I t w as as plain to me aa the aun In heaven. T h e day cam e w hen I In tu rn was conquered, and by K e n tu c k y Ned, not b ra w ord, b u t by an a c t N o r w as the act o f especial benefit to me, nor did he kn ow th a t be w a s 'In flu e n c in g me. Indeed, he d id not kn o w th a t 1 saw the act which won me. F a th e r and I w ere out on one of our m orning rides. F ro m an em inence we w ere looking a t a herd o f cattle. Some th in g had frigh ten ed them , and they w ere run n in g w ith th e ir tails I d the s ir to w a rd a bluff. N ow , 1 had learned enough about ca ttle to know th at when a herd gets going It can’t stop. Those In the rear keep crow d ing those ahead, and It doesn't m atte r If the advance ones come to a precipice high as N ia g a ra —they w ill be forced over. None can stop unless It be those* in the rear. W e saw 600 or GOO cattle going like mad fo r the bluff, and It did not seem th a t an y o f them would be le ft alive. Th en we saw a cow boy—I recognized him fo r K e n tu c k y Ned, though fa th e r d id n ’t —sp ur his m ustang from beside th e herd, m ake a detour and ride righ t betw een the leaders and tbs bluff, cu t tin g th e ir course a t rig h t angles. Then he cantered leisurely along the edge of th e bluff, reined In and looked around a t th e Im m ense herd coming righ t to w a rd him . T h e re seemed not one chance In a thousand fo r him to escape being pushed off the edge and burled under tons o f flesh. A nd w h a t did be do? W h y , he rolled a cig arette on the pommel o f his saddle, lighted i t and puffed as coolly as I f he w ere In per fe ct sa fety . F a th e r and 1 w atched him so te rro r s tric k e n th a t w s couldn’t e ith e r o f us speak. Suddenly I saw the cattle In th e lead tr y to stop. T h e y w ere forced on. ho w ever, but when those d irectly In th e ir rear cam e to th e place w here the first bad reduced th e ir pace they trie d to stop too. P re tty soon most of th e c a ttle bad succeeded In stopping and w ere all lic k in g the grass. Then those w h ich had been pushed In the advance stopped, tu rn ed trod went back. T h e herd was saved. T h a t n ight fa th e r sent fo r K en tucky N ed to th an k him fo r saving thousands o f dollars In cattle. F a th e r asked him bow be did It, w h a t m ade the herd tu rn . “Oh, th a t was simple,*’ said the cowboy. ” A bag o f sa lt had been sent out for th q cattle. W hen I saw them beading fo r the b lu ff I rode across th e ir fro o t w ith the beg and scattered th e sa lt before them . E very one of them s n iffe d 'It and was bound to atop fo r IL " I thanked K en tu c ky Ned, too, and Jphen I d k l so gave him m y band. I pressed bln s lig h tly , and he kn ew a fte r th a t th a t I w as not so fa r abovo him ns he had supposed. B u t I d id n ’t then recognise th a t his coolness and bravery had th ro w n in to shadow tb s tra its o f every lover I bad ever bad. „ T b e day earns w hen I found It Im possible to break w ith him , and th en — T h a t w aa m any years ago. I found th ere was nothing o f m om ent against K e n tu c k y Nad, and I ev en tu ally m ar ried h im —n o t only th a t, bu t th e g re a t e r p a rt o f m y life since has been spent an th e ranch I Inherited. l!= O klaho m a’s. Added on Ju ly 4, Is the Forty-sixth In 014 G lo ry .. > > > ^» = o A Fourth of July Skstch by John W alter W itherspoon. X Copyright. 1 9 0 *. by C. N. Lurie ®= u perished at sea. A n yhow , he disap N D E R the provisions o f nn old peared altog eth er. T h e M u nd s llvod act o f congress O klah o m a’s star They th e fo rty-sixth , w ill be added to there more th an fo rty years. the A m erican flag thia F o u rth paid taxes ou th e house Instead o f o f July, bu t on N ew Y e a r’s day some rent. F in a lly , under th e law , i>osses school ch lldreu In P hiladelp hia a n tic i slou became ow nership, and th e M e pated th e official addition o f the new m orial l association bought th e * fam ous s ta r In a very pretty cerem ony, as house fro m C harles P . M u nd . The shown by the accom panying Illu s tra money fo r the purchase was c o n trib u t tion. Though O klahom a waa ad m itted ed by more th an a m illion persons, to statehood by the president’s procla m auy o f them school children. The m ation o f Nov. 10, 1907, under a law price w as $26,100, and most o f the passed In 1818 th e new sta r could not money consisted o f dimes. be added u n til th e F o u rth of Ju ly fo l A n In terestin g in novatio n In A m erican lowing. T h is la w baa applied to all p o litic al life w h ich accom panies the states added since the y e ar mentioned. adm ission o f O klaho m a to statehood Is T h e little old house In w h ich the first th e co nferring o f fu ll citizenship upon “star spangled banner’’ w as made un the Iu d la n s o f the F iv e C ivilized der direction o f G eneral W ashington T rib e s —Cherokees, Creeks, C hoctaws, and a com m ittee o f congress stands nt C hlckasaw s and Bemiuoles. These I n 239 A rch street, P hiladelp hia. I t was dians no w rau.v vote, ru n fo r to w n there th a t the little g irls and ls>ys cele- ship constable o r presiden t o f th e U n it lira ted the advent o f 1908 by hoisting a ed States and exercise an y oth er fu nc flag containing fo rty-six stars. T h ir tion e f citizenship w h ich Is open to a teen girls clad In colonial costumes of w h ite represented the o rig inal states, citizen o f any state. E ach o f these In d ian s, m an, wom an w h ile a boy dressed up ns U ncle Sam and child, Is th e o w n er o f a consider and another un ifo rm ed lik e a colonel o f tbs C o n tin ental a rm y assisted lu able acreage o f lan d In the In d ia n T e r rito ry p a rt o f O klahom a. T h e lands the ceremony, were allotted to th em as trib a l citizens. M rs. Betsy Ross, a p retty w idow L O U 1U U. F A.RMKLL. j T h e G lory of L ife . *X T h e hum an race la s till In Its Infancy U p to the present m om ent, w ith a fe w grand exceptions, m an has lived mostly an a n im a l existence. T h e bru te Is only p a rtia lly educated ou t o f him . H e has not y e t evolved th a f superb character, th a t d iv in e r m an, foreshadow ed la the beast. H o w fe w people ever get any th in g m ore th an a m ere gllm pee of the tru e glory o f life ! F e w o f ua aee say real sentim en t In life or a n y th in g above the real a n im a l existence and a n im a l pleas ures. M oat o f ua look upon ou r occu pation aa a disagreeable necessity th a t somehow or oth er ought to have base and m ig h t have been avoided. The trou ble w ith m any o f ua la th a t we th in k too m eanly o f ourselves.- O u r sordid alm s aud m aterial, selfish am bltlons have so lo w ered o u r standards th a t w e th in k d o w n w a rd Instead o f up w a rd ; w e grovel Instead o f soaring« O u r lives are m aterialistic , selfish, greedy, because w e liv e In the boas of our brains, dow n am ong th e b ru te fa c ulties. W e h ave never explo red to an y g rea t e x te n t th e upper regions of oar brain, never developed our hig h e r Intel ligence.—Success M agazine. S w im m ing. S w im m in g on the back In sea w ater, says a doctor, la the most beneficial fo rm o f bathing. S w im m in g on the side la v e ry In juriou s to the muscles Of th e stom ach. — - - T h e Hindoo». F o r 3,000 years tbe H in d o o standard o f liv in g has t*een alm ost the sam e fo r rich and poor. T h e r a ja h ’s floors are bare, and the rich man washes In tlie open a ir slid dries h im se lf In th e huh lik e hla poorer brother. W h a t Do T h ey C o re l barely tw enty-flve»ye«rs old, an a rtis tic needle w o rke r, m ade the first official flag In th a t old bouse. Just before the flag raisin g on N ew Y e a r’s day the children p a rtic ip a tin g therein assem bled In th e old bouse and euactcd a tableau representing the m akin g o f the o rig in al flag. One little g irl skilled In needlew ork took her sent In a c h air T h o above question Is often asked eoi> earning Dr. Pierce')« two leading medi cines, "Golden Medical Dlacovery" sod ■ F av o rite Prescription." T h e answer la th a t "Golden Medical Dlacovery ” la a meet potent alterativ e or blood-purifier, and tonic or lnvlgorator and acta, especially favorably lu a eurar tlve way upon all the mucous lining sur faces, as of the nasal passages, throat, bronchial tubes, stomach, bowels and bl&ddea^curfng a larj re per r e n t o f estar rh al caJ^i q helher« le disease affects the t, laryn x, sron- n a ta l poXa*(K». the _ chia, stom &clbias ca dysp« T S Ö b o w e ls -(a t nrnnmuaX uterus or other puivlc org__ th e chronic or ... b I a » . ) I » . «»» Jn nffpc L lo ii^ I I I. o n ta I went along, keepln’ the aujenee’s eyes a-bolgln* and a-bulgln*. M y crack tric k and th e one w ith w h ich I ended every perform an ce was lettln * some one fire a bu llet a t me and catchln* It between m y teeth. T h e w a y I did It waa th is: I had bullets m ade ou t o f som ethin’ so th a t In ra m m in g them do w n I could m ake pow der o f ’em. I w o uld le t people In th e audi ence handle real bullets, b u t alw ays p u t In a false one w hen th e gun w as loaded I held a real b a lle t in my m onth and w b en th e shot was fired shoved it w ith m y tongue betw een my teeth. One n ig h t w b en 1 w as p re p a rin ’ fo r tills trick 1 caught sight o f a face In th e audience th a t s ta rtle d me. I t w aa tb e greaser gad. 1 got th ro ug h the rest o f th e p e rform an ce w ith o u t kn ow - in ’ ve ry w e ll w h a t I w as doin’, and w h en th e audience dispersed I w as p a rtly reliev ed th a t th e greaser gal d id n 't rem a in behind. 1 m oved th a t n ig h t, and th e n e x t p e rform an ce I gave w a s tw e n ty -fiv e m llee a w a y . 1 was congratulatin' myself tbs next night that the gal wasn’t goln* to make T rain and T rack. Japan bus coptractkd fo r 20,000 tons e f rails w ith th e T ^ e e is n steel tr u s t A P itts b u rg In r tf ito r hns produced a com bination railro ad . t i e and rail, m ade o f steel and guaranteed never to spread T h e sxpre«aea which run from B ris tol to P addington. E ngland, w ith o u t a stop cover the distance o f 118*4 miles In Just tw o hours, or nearly • m ils a m inute. On the various car llrtea o f N ew Y ork city. Including th e steam , surface, sub w ay and elevated roads, there Is aa •vsre g s o f tw e n ty em ployees In jsrefi meh fin j. ’ I» * “ T h a t’s too b a d ! W e h *d no ticed it was looking p retty thin and rough o f late, but naturally did not (ike to apeak o f it. B y the w a y , A y e r ’a H a ir V ig o r la a regular h a ir g ro w er, a per fect h a ir tonic. T h e h a ir stop* c o m in g o u t, g ro w s f a s t e r , keep* soft and smooth. A y e r’a H a ir V ig o r cures slch h a ir, m ake* it strong and healthy. T h e beet k in d of a te s tim o n ia l— " f ie ld to r e v e r e tx ty r e a r s .’* b» t . O. A m Oo., L»w »U. A lt. ef SABSAPAtlLLA. PILLS. CHEWY PBCTOtAL. yer’s I’ts easy to reach North Beach c P O R TLAN D , OREGON fo r the m an u fac tu re of th e ir w o rld fam ous * PORTABLE W ELL D R I L L I N G M A C H IN E S fo r w a te r, o il, gas, etc., etc. A m o d e ra te a m o u n t o f m o n e y w i l l a t a r i y o u In a p r o f i t a b l e b n a in e e a . STAR PORTABLE D R I L L I N G M A C H IN E S have been proved by Com petiti«’« Teats to be S a t u r d a y o n l y a t 2 o ’c lo c k P THE STAR DRILLIN6 MACHINE CO. ^o/m aaro. o a a e o a . 0 . R. M. N n r t Bench ia a fismoos, b e a u tifu l place— tb e m ost perfect benoh uoaoo on tb e w h o le N o r th Const. T b o re are ac co m m o d a tio n s g a lo re a t prices to s u it a ll (■•ten; c o m p in g facUIUsn w it h o u t eq u al— p e rfect b a th in g ooad itlou H ; a ll sorts o f am usem ents no d d iversio ns. C o m e, condì h a v e a good rest a n d a J o lly tiros. L e t us send y o u o u r new s u m m e r book, a n d te ll, yo u a ll about N O R T H B E A C H . C. M. Cady, Ix>oal-AgenL Moro. Wm. ncflurray, General Passenger Agent, Portland, Ore U h m O m a h a ............................... 6 0 .0 0 K a n s a s C i t y ............ 6 0 .0 0 J u ly 20 6, 7, a a , a n d 23 22 Good for return in 00 day« with stop over privileges at pleas ure with n lim its. Don’t Forget tbe Dates. F o r p a rtic u la r« cu ll ou C. M . C a d y local ngcut, o r w r ite to W iu M c M u r r a y , '- general itaiwengcr ag en t, P o rtla n d , O re r OREGON S m olline 0. B- IRessingir M o ro . A«© U nion P acific O re g o n . 3 C ity D ra y Express and Freight Delivered to any Fart of tho City Piano and Furnituco Moving. Trunks and Grips Delivered T r a in s to T h e REED H U LS E E a s t D a lly T h ro u g h P u llm e u a la n d a n l« en d Jouriet slireplng-cars d a ily to O m a h a , ( ’hlcago, H pnkane; to u ris t n l«*p itig -on r d a lly to Kanasui C ity . Ite c lin ln g c lia lr- care (ecats free) to th e F a s t d a lly» . P O R T L A N D DEPO T. L v. D aily. A r. D a lly , CHK AQO P o r t l a n d H P K C IA I. fnr the Bast via Huntington. S.SO a m. Paaaea B igga, (alopa) 12.16 p.m. S '20 p ia 4 20 p m. 7 00 p.m. 100 a m. flag no atop. Paaaea Bigga LLlSp.m t.46 a.m. Per Ksatorn W aahiiw lon, W alla W alla, Lawls- loe, Coeur d* A lane ane Ureal N o rikern potala. .H PO IC AN B F L Y B R . A T L A N T IC KXPR KBB for tk« Kaat via H u n t ington. Paaaea Bigga P O R T L A N D -B IO O B L A IC A L , for all (oral twrtnii t»elwcen Bigg, anil Portland. A rri vea at Bigga " C a la a ib la from all trains miUMBli SOUTHERN RY. South S fi T in e tb le N o l2 N o rth b n d bound F a u M a rc h 8, 1908 passe ngei p&Meiigr d a lly d a lly STATIONS a t . . ....B ig g s ........ . . .( lib s o u a .. . . ........ S in k s ......... . . . W asc o ___ . . K lo n d y k e . . . . . K andou . , , H a y C an on Jet ..M c D o n a ld s .. . . . D e M o s s ... .........M o ro . . . . .. E rs k ln v llle . Grass V a lle y . . . . B o u r b o n ... . . . . .K e n t . . . . . . . .W ilc o x . . . . . . S h a n ik o ... 12’8ft|>ni 12.65 1.00 1.16 1.30 1 40 Í .6 6 2.TO 2.26 2.4 0 3 .1 0 3 86 4.00 4 20 6 .0 0 arv 11.06 arve 10 36 10.26 10.16 10.00 9.6 5 9.36 9.20 9.10 * 8 65 8 86 8 10 7 .6 6 7 46 7.1 6 a m For rale« snd Intorniatlon apply to M U pises wtB count FULL valus mat pises will eount HALF valus 7.40 p m no »top. 11 SS pm. 9 46 a.na. II« *4 6 1 a.m. 8 00 a.m . 6.00 p . 'p . 1 2 .» a.m L v i f l j j p& ~ am g W illa m e tte » Iv s r . F o r A s to ria and ra y p o ints, oou- ueotlng w ith steam er r fo foi r Ilw s o o en d N o rth Beach. H teaiuer H aeaalo, A sh street dock. I ¿eaves 8.00 p. m. dally, except H utiday." H a tu rd a y 10 00 p. m . A rriv e s 6 00 p. u i. d a lly ex cep t B u n d a y . F o r D a y to n , O regon C ity a u d Y a m h ill R iv e r po ints. A sh street dock. l«eaves 7 00 a. m d a lly ex cep t B u n d a y . A rriv e s 6.80 p m d a lly except B u n d a y . F o r I«ew leton, Id a h o , en d w a y p o in te from K ip a ria , W ash. L e a v e K irm ria 6.40 a. m ., or upon a r r iv a l tr a in N o. 4, d a lly ex cep t H a tu rd a y . A r r iv e K ip a ria 4 p. in . d a lly ex cep t F r id a y . For full 'nformatlon call on or address W m . McMURRAY Ueii'l Passenger Agent, . Portland, Oregon. som f o i e co.. C o i l . v , A ic « !» it h fo r.» . O r . The Secret of a Beautiful Face lie« in keeping the akin pro tected aa well aa cleansed. Just washing la not enough—that only leaves I he delicate surface more exposed to the irritation o f duat and germaj to merci less attacks of sun and weat her. A fter washing, ap ply Robert ine and experience its delightful refreshment. You will admire the line-less softness it imparts to face, neck and arms. It not only stimulates a radiant glow, but protects the skin from becom ing coarse. Prevents burn ing, tan and freckles. XiJ /»» Dnttr^» A t • Aw mw /Z. wrf— T i r - 1 ........ B E R T IN E VAC LE5AM and Shasta Route E A S T via S O U T H O v e rla n d E xpress tra in s fo r H alero, Roseburg, A s h la n d , H ncraroento, O g den, B an Fran cisco, B lo c kto n L o e Angeles, E l Paso, N e w O rlean s a n d th e E ast. Le ave s P o rtla n d U n io n D ep o t, 8.45 p. m . A rriv e s 7.26 a.ou., d a lly . M o rn in g tra in connects a t W o o d b u rn d a lly exoen t B u n d ay w ith tra in s for M t. A n g e l, H llv e rto n B ro w n s v ille , H p rln g fle ld , W e n d lln g an d N a tr o n . Leave« P o rtla n d U n lo u D epot 8.80 a m . arrives 6.66 p . in . F u g e n e passenger connects a t W o o d - h u m w it h M t. A ngel an d H llve rto n local, le a v e s P o rtla n d U n io n D ep ot 4.16 p. m ., retu rn « 10 36 a .m ., d a lly . C o rv a llis passenger leave« P o rtla n d U n io n D ep o t 7.80 a .m ., a r r i v e « * 60 p .m . D a lly . S h e rid a n passenger leaves P ort la n d U n io n D ep o t 4 60 p .m .('a rr iv e s * .2 6 a .m . D a lly . : Tags from the abate* trend» «re good for the following und many useful presents as shown by catalog: Fo rest U ro v e passenger leaves P o rt lan d U n io n D e,io t 10 46 p .m ., a rriv e s 1 60 p m . D a lly ex cep t B u n d a y . other L a d y ’s P o c k e tb o o k -5 0 Tags Pocket K n it- so Tags P layin g C a r d s - » Tags •» -y d . 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A u g u s t 6, 7, ax, a n d C ITY DRAY NO. 2 N. i" $ 9 - 7 5 from Moro t0 a11 N o r t h I C h i c a g o .................. ........... $ 7 3 . 5 0 Trunkr and Gripe Hauled to and R e m e m b e r th e S u m m e r r a t e o n t h e • Round Trip* direct» to is erectin g a p la n t at Proprietor of T . J. P o tte r from fi O. R. & N. Co. Orinino M in e Co. T h e S te a m e r le a v e s P o r t la n d e v e r y m o r n in g e x c e p t S a t u r d a y a n d S u n d a y a t g : 3 0 o ’o lo c k . this season as follows w ill be made by the J u n e 5, 6 , 1 9 , a n d < ïik « Sttimir POTIER fru ì Portland rr are now traasfered to the railroad ai M E G L E R —.v « .w M —tl— (he Columbia R iv e r from Ilwaco. T h is eliminates the nsccaefiy of steamers w aiting for the tide, t nd insures a prompt and regular Summer Schedule LOW RATES EAST ' * ticks s will lie on sale w ith valuable tags ‘ H a rla n W . K in g sb u ry o f Sterling. Mass., saw a fox ca rry off hla tomcat one night recently. H e says th a t the cat put up a good fight, but th a t the fox was too much fo r IL W illis C lark of M ario n, O., offers tc bet $100 th at hla M altese cat can catch a fox In a s tra ig h tw a y run before b« croeses a hundred sere field a fte r the fox has s three m inu te start. Judge Proctor of M ontgom ery conn ty, M ich., offers to trade his dog. w hich, he eaya, w ill dig b a it fo r fish Ing, fo r tlie ben o f la w y e r I. B. M illet of Youngstown, O., w hich Is said to be fond o f ch ew in g tobacco. HAROLD OTIA Is Y o u r Hair Sick? To and From all Trains. A teg from ( A teg - Animal Tales. B y th is tim e I w ished I had splints on m y knees, fo r I th ou ght th ey w as goln* to le t m e dow n. T h e y say d ro w n in’ people see a ll th e doln'a o f th e ir lives. I th ou ght o f a ll tb e so ft aodder I'd g iven the gal. and som ehow I never doubted she w aa a im in ’ a t m e to give me a dose o f cold lead. T h e re w as a report, • th ud beside m y le ft tem p le, and I fe lt somepln w a rm s p atter on m y cheek. I p u t up m y hand an d fe lt blood tr ic k lin ’ dow n m y neck. P a r t o f m y e a r w aa bang in’ by a th in piece o f skifi. Th en fo r m e .th e lig h ts w e n t out, and I d id n ’t kn ow nothin* m ore a t th a t Gme. W h e n I oome to m yself 1 w as ly in ’ • n m y cot In m y back tent, w hero I Wept, w ith h a lf a dosen men standln* over me. In clu d in ’ a travc lln * doctor th a t happened to be In th e audience. W h e n m y back bad been turned, the gal h ad slipped In a real bn lleL H e told m e th a t I on ly suffered th e loss o f m y ear. I looked fo r her and saw she w asn’t there. T h e n .1 plucked up enough courage to pack up and get on. B u t th a t w as the last o f th e show business fo r me. I le ft m y traps a t a ta v e rn and U t ou t nobody k n e w w here. T ii-iuwaafiiOTiTigO fT^ffigi if U J I g ja n ir ty n iV T it g toS w q a « *»' u n u ‘ h , jn R l r f f a r ,ü r f l^ V în .(i4 .iïj irregm T h e W a r of the Chesapeake. Is a po werful ) e i gallfly CctlAg liiVTpfeaa Th o w a r o f 1812 sometimes lg ta ile d ^,nlc and nervine. Fo r weak wor»- (ng toi th e w a r o f tbe Chesapeake. Rev era 1 h " 1' over-worked women— no m atter w h at ■ break-down, " F a v o rite years before w a r w as declared she Prescription "w ill, be found m osteflaattve w as on a practice cruise across tbe A t In building up the strength, regulg$lag lan tic. She was challenged by a B r it tho wom anly functions, subduing pstn and bringing about a healthy, vigorous ish ship o f w a r and ordered to give up fo u r men w ho had deserted fro m the I eondltlon of the whole system. A book of particulars wraps each bottle B ritis h navy. C a p ta in B arre n , her giving the fnrm ulteof both medicines and com m ander, refused. T h e B ritis h ves quoting w h a t scores of em inent .v .. aut authors, whose works are consulted leal sel ojx-ued fire, k illin g and w ounding a nu m b er o f A m ericana. A fte r an In e f by physicians of all the schools of practlee as guides In proscribing, say of each In fectu al defense |h e Chesapeake struck gredient entering Into these medicines. her colors to tlie Ilrlto n and delivered T h e words of praise bestowe«l on the several Ingredients entering Into Doctor up the men w an ted . T h re e o f these w ere Pierce’s medicines by such w riters should A m erican citizens who had been' Im have more weight th an any am ount of pressed In to the B ritis h service, ft non - profnsstonal testimonials, because was such In fam ou s acts ns these on the such men are w ritin g for tt>* guidanea of th eir medical brethren and know whereof p a ri o f G re a t B rita in th a t caused the they speak. w a r o f 1812. B«ilh medicines are no n-alcoholic,----- secret, and contain no harm fu l habit- form ing drugs, being com posed of glyceric Charles C arro ll of C arro llto n. extracts of the roots of native, Am erican W h en Charles C arro ll of M a ry la n d medicinal forest plants Th ey are both wns about to sign the D eclara tio n of sold by dealers In medicine. You ean’t afford to accept as a substitute for one of independence be waa w arned th a t he these medicines of known composition, w as jeo p a rd izin g his Im mense proper any secret nostrum. ty . r n d some one else said: D r. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugar coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and 1» “Oh, K in g George w ill never hang v , liv *-----xnd bo iwela. v l n > r a t e s to m a - c h ar C arro ll. T h e re are too m any o f them. Ilia m ajesty can’ t Id e n tify h im .” ’’T ru e ,” said C arro ll and prom ptly w rote a f te r I t l a nam e “o f C a rro llto n .” H e r Mean Am usem ent. “ I love to m ake visits In the m orn fc g ” “ Do yon?" “Tee. A ll the oth er women are busy J e ju llig house, and It Is so fu n n y to see them try to act glad to aeo me.”— IX ’tro It Free l ’rese. gravely sewed In place on the blue field. I t Is In terestin g to kn ow th a t the “ flag house” was recen tly purchase«! by the A m e ric an F la g H o m e and B et«) Ross M em o rial association and pre sent cd to the c ity o f P h ila d elp h ia to be fo rever preserved as a shrine of A m erican p a trio tism -th e b irth p la ce ot tlie most b e a u tifu l natio nal banner that floats In the a ir, the flag th a t repre sent« the greatest m easure o f human lib erty ever enjoyed by any people un der tbe stars o f benven. T h is old house has had a curious his tory. T b e ch arm in g W id o w Hose con dneted a flAffinaklng establishm ent therein fo r a nuinl»er o f years, and her descendants continued the business un til the y e ar 1N6T. Th en tbe house passed h ito i,te hand s o f an old sea captain, who never cam s around to col lect the rent fro m the M und fa m ily i why occupied IL Pcrbapa tbs old anil ( O r ig in a l.] I was a cowboy before I w e n t Into the show business. One d a y. w h ile I was pnnckln*, ■ fsUas come alo n g d o in’ a ll aorta o f fancy tricks. H e called him self a p restidigitator. H e w anted some one to help him In his pe rfo rm ance, and I agreed to do IL W h en the show was over he said th at I waa tbe beet help h e'd e v e r bad and allew ed if I ’d travel w ith him b e d teach me the business. I le f t off cow punchln* and w en t w ith him . x One reason w h y I w an ted te get sw ay was th a t I ’d been m a k in ' love to a greaser gal, and s’ long’s I d id n 't flvaut to m a rry anybody I thought It was p rud en t to find somepln te ta ke me somewheree else. I d id n ’t aay a n y thing to he r or an y one about lea vin ’, but wben the show le ft I w asn’t te be found new here. I agreed I w ouldn’t appear In the perform ance till w e’d got some distance from the place w here my greaser gal lived, eo’e she w o uldn’t be lik e ly te find out w h ere I ’d gone to I traveled w ith the w iza rd long enough to learn all hla tricks, then set up fo r m yself. I did n ’t show m yself lu the place I ’d left, though I took In ssttlemsnte a ll around 4» w ith in fifty P p fi^ *p | n t In n ** Ifi Tb e Absentm inded M an. “ W hat d a f does the Fo u rth o f Ju ly Come on this year?” asked the abeent- m I tided man. “On Raturday.** "Y«'S, but w h at day of the m on th F ’ placed on the ve ry boards w here Betsy Ross* c h air stood before the qu ain t old fireplace. ’ A round her were the same quaint w h itew ashed w alls th a t surrounded Betsy R ohs In 1777 in her lap she held an A m erican flag w ith the blue field Im re of atara. One by one the th irteen orig inal states, each represent ed by a little girl, entered tlie room and presented to the seamstress, little Mias W elsgerber. a star w hich the girl me a n y trou ble w hen A ll o f a suddent, lo okin’ d o w n In to th e audience, th e re •h e was. I so upset th a t I stum hied th ro ug h th e perform an ce, m akln* a botch o f several o f th e bent tricks. T h e gal s a t lo o k in ’ up a t m e w ith a q u eer k in d o f a stare in h e r eyes th a t took aU th e starc h o u t o f me. B e t she e a t quiet, an d I w as g a th e rin ' a m or sel o f confidence to w a rd th e end w hen she showed her hand. W h e n I came to th e b u lle t tr ic k and asked some one to come on to tps p la tfo rm and shoot a t me, up s ta rts th e gal an d com m up w ith a look on he r fa ce th a t no one b u t I sa w or k n e w w h a t I t m e a n t W e ll, th e re w as n o th in ’ fo r ms b u t le t h e r do th e shootln*. I kn ow ed she m ean t m ischief, b u t I d id n ’t know h o w she w as goln’ to do IL If 1 h a d n ’t been so upset I m ig h t ’a ’ block ed an y gam s ahe bad in m ind. A a It was, I d id n ’t have even the sand to keep an eye on her. I trie d to give her • look o f recognition w ith a sm ile th e audience w o u ld n ’t eeg, bu t she on ly stared th e b lacke r and b lack er a t ms. and. ca tch ln ’ sig h t o f m y face In a m irro r, I s a w th a t I looked Uko a g r l i m l o ’ corpse. I ram m ed m y false b u lle t do w n In th e gun and handed i t to her. T h en I w as obliged to tu rn m y back to her to go and stand w h e re I w aa to catch the b u llet In m y teeth . T h e g irl brought th e gun to her shoulder, low ered It, brou gh t I t back ag ain , took a long aim , dropped i t to ex am in e th e lock and raised i t ag ain . T h ia suspense she w as gTrln* m e w ee e fevtwre 1 h e d a ’t counted on. She played m s th a t w a y t ill the audience m ade such a racke t th a t she saw It w o u ld n ’t stand m uch m ore de lay. T h e n she brought th e gun In to position an d took an aim th a t an y one could see w aa no pre- W fifi A Courteous P ira te. T h a t even a Chinese p ira te m a y have a stroug Idea o f c h iv a lry la proved by the fo llo w in g excerpt fro m an Item In the N o rth C hin a D a lly N ew s : "The launch a t once stopped w hen ordered muse. to do so. T h e leader o f the piratea wan I w aa m ig h ty e x p e r t 1 could ta k e then heard to order hla men th a t they a m an’s tw o d o lla r stiver w a tc h w ith w ere no t to molest any one on board who v o lu n ta rily handed over hla o r her his InltbUs scratched on X . ra m i t do w n Into a blunderbuss, fire I t a t a a u p rig h t valuables. A m o ng th e passengers« h o w post, and w hen tb s sm oke had cleared ever, w ere a fa th e r and son, the la tte r aw a y th ere It w as d a n g lin ’ to a nail. of whom . It seemed, was a little too slow- In obeying th e p iratee’ o rder te Just as good as ever and tic k in ’ sw a y T h e n 1 w ould hand over his money, w ith the result a t the re g u la r rats- ta k e a som brero and breed rab b its In th a t he w aa ahoL U po n hearing tbs ahot the p irate ch ief, who was on deck, It , h atch !»’ ’em out a t th e ra ts o f a a m inu ----- te. I ’d keep on . makln* «•nine dow n In ta th e cabin and. s e e in g .--------- ---- . . the fa th e r o f tbe unlucky young m i » « y tric k s m ore and more w o n d e rfu l aa lam en tin g o v er hla son’s death, ad»' dressed the old m an and condoled w ith him on hla son’s un fo rtu n a te and *un- leserved' death. T h e ch ie f finally brought ou t o f hla pocket a ro ll o f $30 rod banded th e aum to the old m an as a solatium , biddin g him to re fra in from fu rth e r lam en tatio n *.’! «8 FLAG HOUSE CELEBRATION, PHILADELPHIA, IN OKLAHOMA’S HONOR. A Greaser G irl’s O p p o rtu n ity X , 1 L PORTLAND OSWEGO SUBURBAN S E R V IC E A N D Y A M H I L L D IV IS IO N . D ep ot, F o ot o f Jeffcreou S treet. < 'as e n g in e serv ice g Oncls Sosa saos ttw u n io n CAS B ltG IR S toi Ins fluid eatflts la tbe artillery and «rlrelaea telecravh service. Thia roach traatinest Is a trae^rectical test ef efficiency tad dara- b in t j. The ON io n OAS RNO1NB Is sna- stiorted ta such a saportor raaaner and of meh flna material that It starts easy, works easy and mas easy owder ordinary, every day, roaah (arm oaace Be fora yos tavest a rent la a fas encina w rita for <mr traa eataloc Union Gas Engine Co. L m S^NM* fla-M f ir s t fit ., Portland, Oregon f . f . KaadaU. Solan Acsat Leaves frotrt Jefferson s tre e t d epo t for D allas an d In te rm e d ia te p o in t - d a ily , 4 16 p .m . A rr iv e P o rtla n d , 10.16 a m . T h e In d ep en d en c e M o n m o u th M o to r L in e o|M*ratea d a lly to M o n m o u th an d A lr lle , co nn ecting w ith H. P . C o’« tra in s a t D a lla s an d In d ep en d en c e. T ic k e ts to E astern point« an d E u ro p e , also J a p a n , C h in a , H o n o lu lu a n d A u s tra lia. C IT Y T IC K E T O F F IC E , C o n fe r T h ir d And Washington. Phone Main 7x1. Portland. Or. C W-STINOER. Wm. flcMURRAY City Ticket Agent. Oea-Paes. Agt^ ' •ia ♦