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4 i 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1111 m
1 1 1 1 1 H -h ;
:: Kentucky Ned. ::
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I I I I II I 1 I I I ’l-H' I 1 I I» 1-H-F+
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W h en 1 w e n t out west to spend a
sum m er on m y fa th e r’s ranch I was
a t an age to regret th a t I should miss
th e attentions o f the young men o f the
•octal w o rld to w h ich I belonged. 1
w as to ld th a t I w o uld m eet no men
except cowboys, w hom 1 kn ew to be a
w ild , dissipated, shooting and general
ly disreputable set. In tru th , I did not
w ish to go, bu t I was not in good
health, and the doctor recommended
th e open a ir o f ranch life.
W h en I got on th e ranch I found the
surroundings pretty much as I had ex
pected.
H o w e ver, I got e x h ila ratio n
from th e life th a t I had not expect
ed. E v e ry m ornin g a fte r brea kfas t 1
m ounted a horse th a t had been pro v id
e d fo r me and, w ith fa th e r fo r an a t
tendant, galloped over our broad acres
till noon. T h en I lunched and rested
till near d in n e r tim e, a fte r w h ich meal
I w as no t long In seeking m y couch.
T h e consequence o f this mode o f life
w as rem a rk ab ly beneficial, and I g a in
ed strength every day.
Th e cowboys w e re not so u n interest
in g a fte r all. N o th in g could be more
d iffe re n t from the w ays o f the beaux,
to w hom 1 had been accustomed, and 1
could not but feel, n o tw ith stan d in g the
courtliness o f the one com pared w ith
the abashed m anners o f the other w hen
In m y presence, th a t there was some
th in g w a n tin g In the first th a t 1 found
In abundance In the second. F o r In
stance, In presence o f danger I w ould
In fin ite ly ra th e r be under th e protec
tion o f the cowboys. B u t I d id not feel
an y interest In them .
T h e re w as one exception. l i e w as
called K en tu c ky Ned.
S tra y bits o f
gossip concerning him cam e to m y ears.
H e was • sort o f black sheep In a good
K e n tu c k y fa m ily . H e bad had an en
counter w ith some one in th a t state
and had le ft I t betw een m id n ig h t and
m orning. H e had drive n stage, served
aa a p riv a te In the U n ited States a rm y
an d herded sbedp. F a th e r had taken
him In to his em ploy w ith o u t kn ow in g
an y th in g m ore o f hla antecedents than
an y o f hla o th e r ca ttle tenders and
d id n ’t k n o w the K e n tu c k ia n w as a gen
tle m a n born till I apprised him o f the
fa c t
Then- fa th e r w a n te d to know
bow I found I t o u t
T h e re w as more th a t fa th e r would
have liked to know .
K e n tu c k y Ned
h ad fa llen heels over bead In love w ith
me. N o t th a t he said so; he kn ew 1
w a s too fa r beyond his reach. N o r did
I offer him th e least en couragem ent
H e sim ply saw and was conquered
w ith o u t a word or a look from me.
H o w did I kn ow this? I t w as as plain
to me aa the aun In heaven.
T h e day cam e w hen I In tu rn was
conquered, and by K e n tu c k y Ned, not
b ra w ord, b u t by an a c t N o r w as the
act o f especial benefit to me, nor did
he kn ow th a t be w a s 'In flu e n c in g me.
Indeed, he d id not kn o w th a t 1 saw the
act which won me.
F a th e r and I w ere out on one of our
m orning rides. F ro m an em inence we
w ere looking a t a herd o f cattle. Some
th in g had frigh ten ed them , and they
w ere run n in g w ith th e ir tails I d the s ir
to w a rd a bluff.
N ow , 1 had learned
enough about ca ttle to know th at when
a herd gets going It can’t stop. Those
In the rear keep crow d ing those ahead,
and It doesn't m atte r If the advance
ones come to a precipice high as N ia g
a ra —they w ill be forced over.
None
can stop unless It be those* in the rear.
W e saw 600 or GOO cattle going like
mad fo r the bluff, and It did not seem
th a t an y o f them would be le ft alive.
Th en we saw a cow boy—I recognized
him fo r K e n tu c k y Ned, though fa th e r
d id n ’t —sp ur his m ustang from beside
th e herd, m ake a detour and ride righ t
betw een the leaders and tbs bluff, cu t
tin g th e ir course a t rig h t angles. Then
he cantered leisurely along the edge of
th e bluff, reined In and looked around
a t th e Im m ense herd coming righ t to
w a rd him .
T h e re seemed not one
chance In a thousand fo r him to escape
being pushed off the edge and burled
under tons o f flesh. A nd w h a t did be
do? W h y , he rolled a cig arette on the
pommel o f his saddle, lighted i t and
puffed as coolly as I f he w ere In per
fe ct sa fety .
F a th e r and 1 w atched him so te rro r
s tric k e n th a t w s couldn’t e ith e r o f us
speak.
Suddenly I saw the cattle In
th e lead tr y to stop. T h e y w ere forced
on. ho w ever, but when those d irectly
In th e ir rear cam e to th e place w here
the first bad reduced th e ir pace they
trie d to stop too. P re tty soon most of
th e c a ttle bad succeeded In stopping
and w ere all lic k in g the grass. Then
those w h ich had been pushed In the
advance stopped, tu rn ed trod went
back. T h e herd was saved.
T h a t n ight fa th e r sent fo r K en tucky
N ed to th an k him fo r saving thousands
o f dollars In cattle. F a th e r asked him
bow be did It, w h a t m ade the herd
tu rn . “Oh, th a t was simple,*’ said the
cowboy. ” A bag o f sa lt had been sent
out for th q cattle. W hen I saw them
beading fo r the b lu ff I rode across
th e ir fro o t w ith the beg and scattered
th e sa lt before them .
E very one of
them s n iffe d 'It and was bound to atop
fo r IL "
I thanked K en tu c ky Ned, too, and
Jphen I d k l so gave him m y band. I
pressed bln s lig h tly , and he kn ew a fte r
th a t th a t I w as not so fa r abovo him
ns he had supposed. B u t I d id n ’t then
recognise th a t his coolness and bravery
had th ro w n in to shadow tb s tra its o f
every lover I bad ever bad. „ T b e day
earns w hen I found It Im possible to
break w ith him , and th en —
T h a t w aa m any years ago. I found
th ere was nothing o f m om ent against
K e n tu c k y Nad, and I ev en tu ally m ar
ried h im —n o t only th a t, bu t th e g re a t
e r p a rt o f m y life since has been spent
an th e ranch I Inherited.
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O klaho m a’s. Added on Ju ly
4, Is the Forty-sixth In 014
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Copyright. 1 9 0 *. by C. N. Lurie
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perished at sea.
A n yhow , he disap
N D E R the provisions o f nn old
peared altog eth er.
T h e M u nd s llvod
act o f congress O klah o m a’s star
They
th e fo rty-sixth , w ill be added to there more th an fo rty years.
the A m erican flag thia F o u rth paid taxes ou th e house Instead o f
o f July, bu t on N ew Y e a r’s day some rent. F in a lly , under th e law , i>osses
school ch lldreu In P hiladelp hia a n tic i slou became ow nership, and th e M e
pated th e official addition o f the new m orial l association bought th e * fam ous
s ta r In a very pretty cerem ony, as
house fro m C harles P . M u nd .
The
shown by the accom panying Illu s tra
money fo r the purchase was c o n trib u t
tion. Though O klahom a waa ad m itted
ed by more th an a m illion persons,
to statehood by the president’s procla
m auy o f them school children.
The
m ation o f Nov. 10, 1907, under a law
price w as $26,100, and most o f the
passed In 1818 th e new sta r could not
money consisted o f dimes.
be added u n til th e F o u rth of Ju ly fo l
A n In terestin g in novatio n In A m erican
lowing. T h is la w baa applied to all
p o litic al life w h ich accom panies the
states added since the y e ar mentioned.
adm ission o f O klaho m a to statehood Is
T h e little old house In w h ich the first
th e co nferring o f fu ll citizenship upon
“star spangled banner’’ w as made un
the Iu d la n s o f the F iv e C ivilized
der direction o f G eneral W ashington
T rib e s —Cherokees, Creeks, C hoctaws,
and a com m ittee o f congress stands nt
C hlckasaw s and Bemiuoles. These I n
239 A rch street, P hiladelp hia. I t was
dians no w rau.v vote, ru n fo r to w n
there th a t the little g irls and ls>ys cele-
ship constable o r presiden t o f th e U n it
lira ted the advent o f 1908 by hoisting a
ed States and exercise an y oth er fu nc
flag containing fo rty-six stars. T h ir
tion e f citizenship w h ich Is open to a
teen girls clad In colonial costumes of
w h ite represented the o rig inal states, citizen o f any state.
E ach o f these In d ian s, m an, wom an
w h ile a boy dressed up ns U ncle Sam
and child, Is th e o w n er o f a consider
and another un ifo rm ed lik e a colonel
o f tbs C o n tin ental a rm y assisted lu able acreage o f lan d In the In d ia n T e r
rito ry p a rt o f O klahom a.
T h e lands
the ceremony,
were allotted to th em as trib a l citizens.
M rs. Betsy Ross, a p retty w idow
L O U 1U U. F A.RMKLL. j
T h e G lory of L ife .
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T h e hum an race la s till In Its Infancy
U p to the present m om ent, w ith a fe w
grand exceptions, m an has lived mostly
an a n im a l existence. T h e bru te Is only
p a rtia lly educated ou t o f him . H e has
not y e t evolved th a f superb character,
th a t d iv in e r m an, foreshadow ed la the
beast. H o w fe w people ever get any
th in g m ore th an a m ere gllm pee of the
tru e glory o f life ! F e w o f ua aee say real
sentim en t In life or a n y th in g above the
real a n im a l existence and a n im a l pleas
ures. M oat o f ua look upon ou r occu
pation aa a disagreeable necessity th a t
somehow or oth er ought to have base
and m ig h t have been avoided. The
trou ble w ith m any o f ua la th a t we
th in k too m eanly o f ourselves.- O u r
sordid alm s aud m aterial, selfish am
bltlons have so lo w ered o u r standards
th a t w e th in k d o w n w a rd Instead o f up
w a rd ; w e grovel Instead o f soaring«
O u r lives are m aterialistic , selfish,
greedy, because w e liv e In the boas of
our brains, dow n am ong th e b ru te fa c
ulties. W e h ave never explo red to an y
g rea t e x te n t th e upper regions of oar
brain, never developed our hig h e r Intel
ligence.—Success M agazine.
S w im m ing.
S w im m in g on the back In sea w ater,
says a doctor, la the most beneficial
fo rm o f bathing. S w im m in g on the
side la v e ry In juriou s to the muscles Of
th e stom ach. — - -
T h e Hindoo».
F o r 3,000 years tbe H in d o o standard
o f liv in g has t*een alm ost the sam e fo r
rich and poor. T h e r a ja h ’s floors are
bare, and the rich man washes In tlie
open a ir slid dries h im se lf In th e huh
lik e hla poorer brother.
W h a t Do T h ey C o re l
barely tw enty-flve»ye«rs old, an a rtis tic
needle w o rke r, m ade the first official
flag In th a t old bouse. Just before the
flag raisin g on N ew Y e a r’s day the
children p a rtic ip a tin g therein assem
bled In th e old bouse and euactcd a
tableau representing the m akin g o f the
o rig in al flag. One little g irl skilled In
needlew ork took her sent In a c h air
T h o above question Is often asked eoi>
earning Dr. Pierce')« two leading medi
cines, "Golden Medical Dlacovery" sod
■ F av o rite Prescription."
T h e answer la th a t "Golden Medical
Dlacovery ” la a meet potent alterativ e or
blood-purifier, and tonic or lnvlgorator
and acta, especially favorably lu a eurar
tlve way upon all the mucous lining sur
faces, as of the nasal passages, throat,
bronchial tubes, stomach, bowels and
bl&ddea^curfng a larj re per r e n t o f estar
rh al caJ^i q helher« le disease affects the
t, laryn x, sron-
n a ta l poXa*(K». the _
chia, stom &clbias ca
dysp«
T S Ö
b o w e ls -(a t nrnnmuaX
uterus or other puivlc org__
th e chronic or
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nffpc L lo ii^ I I I. o n ta
I went along, keepln’ the aujenee’s
eyes a-bolgln* and a-bulgln*.
M y crack tric k and th e one w ith
w h ich I ended every perform an ce was
lettln * some one fire a bu llet a t me
and catchln* It between m y teeth. T h e
w a y I did It waa th is: I had bullets
m ade ou t o f som ethin’ so th a t In ra m
m in g them do w n I could m ake pow der
o f ’em. I w o uld le t people In th e audi
ence handle real bullets, b u t alw ays
p u t In a false one w hen th e gun w as
loaded
I held a real b a lle t in my
m onth and w b en th e shot was fired
shoved it w ith m y tongue betw een my
teeth.
One n ig h t w b en 1 w as p re p a rin ’ fo r
tills trick 1 caught sight o f a face In
th e audience th a t s ta rtle d me. I t w aa
tb e greaser gad.
1 got th ro ug h the
rest o f th e p e rform an ce w ith o u t kn ow -
in ’ ve ry w e ll w h a t I w as doin’, and
w h en th e audience dispersed I w as
p a rtly reliev ed th a t th e greaser gal
d id n 't rem a in behind.
1 m oved th a t
n ig h t, and th e n e x t p e rform an ce I gave
w a s tw e n ty -fiv e m llee a w a y .
1 was congratulatin' myself tbs next
night that the gal wasn’t goln* to make
T rain and T rack.
Japan bus coptractkd fo r 20,000 tons
e f rails w ith th e T ^ e e is n steel tr u s t
A P itts b u rg In r tf ito r hns produced
a com bination railro ad . t i e and rail,
m ade o f steel and guaranteed never to
spread
T h e sxpre«aea which run from B ris
tol to P addington. E ngland, w ith o u t a
stop cover the distance o f 118*4 miles
In Just tw o hours, or nearly • m ils a
m inute.
On the various car llrtea o f N ew Y ork
city. Including th e steam , surface, sub
w ay and elevated roads, there Is aa
•vsre g s o f tw e n ty em ployees In jsrefi
meh fin j.
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T h a t’s too b a d ! W e h *d no
ticed it was looking p retty thin
and rough o f late, but naturally
did not (ike to apeak o f it. B y
the w a y , A y e r ’a H a ir V ig o r la
a regular h a ir g ro w er, a per
fect h a ir tonic. T h e h a ir stop*
c o m in g o u t, g ro w s f a s t e r ,
keep* soft and smooth. A y e r’a
H a ir V ig o r cures slch h a ir,
m ake* it strong and healthy.
T h e beet k in d of a te s tim o n ia l—
" f ie ld to r e v e r e tx ty r e a r s .’*
b» t . O. A m Oo., L»w »U.
A lt.
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SABSAPAtlLLA.
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CHEWY PBCTOtAL.
yer’s
I’ts easy to reach North Beach
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P O R TLAN D , OREGON
fo r the m an u fac tu re of th e ir
w o rld fam ous
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PORTABLE W ELL
D R I L L I N G M A C H IN E S
fo r w a te r, o il, gas, etc., etc.
A m o d e ra te a m o u n t o f
m o n e y w i l l a t a r i y o u In
a p r o f i t a b l e b n a in e e a .
STAR PORTABLE
D R I L L I N G M A C H IN E S
have been proved by
Com petiti«’« Teats to be
S a t u r d a y o n l y a t 2 o ’c lo c k P
THE STAR DRILLIN6 MACHINE CO.
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N n r t Bench ia a fismoos, b e a u tifu l place— tb e m ost perfect
benoh
uoaoo on tb e w h o le N o r th Const.
T b o re are ac co m m o d a tio n s g a lo re a t prices to s u it a ll
(■•ten; c o m p in g facUIUsn w it h o u t eq u al— p e rfect b a th in g
ooad itlou H ; a ll sorts o f am usem ents no d d iversio ns. C o m e,
condì
h a v e a good rest a n d a J o lly tiros.
L e t us send y o u o u r new s u m m e r book, a n d te ll, yo u a ll
about N O R T H B E A C H .
C. M. Cady, Ix>oal-AgenL Moro.
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Delivered to any Fart of tho City
Piano and Furnituco Moving.
Trunks and Grips Delivered
T r a in s
to T h e
REED H U LS E
E a s t D a lly
T h ro u g h P u llm e u
a la n d a n l« en d
Jouriet slireplng-cars d a ily to O m a h a ,
( ’hlcago, H pnkane; to u ris t n l«*p itig -on r
d a lly to Kanasui C ity . Ite c lin ln g c lia lr-
care (ecats free) to th e F a s t d a lly» .
P O R T L A N D DEPO T.
L v. D aily.
A r. D a lly ,
CHK AQO P o r t l a n d
H P K C IA I. fnr the Bast
via Huntington.
S.SO a m.
Paaaea B igga, (alopa)
12.16 p.m.
S '20 p ia
4 20
p m.
7 00 p.m.
100 a m.
flag
no atop.
Paaaea Bigga
LLlSp.m
t.46 a.m.
Per Ksatorn W aahiiw lon, W alla W alla, Lawls-
loe, Coeur d* A lane ane Ureal N o rikern potala.
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for tk« Kaat via H u n t
ington.
Paaaea Bigga
P O R T L A N D -B IO O B
L A IC A L , for all (oral
twrtnii t»elwcen Bigg,
anil Portland.
A rri vea at Bigga "
C a la a ib la
from all trains
miUMBli SOUTHERN RY.
South S fi T in e tb le N o l2 N o rth b n d
bound F a u M a rc h 8, 1908
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pises wtB count FULL valus
mat pises will eount HALF valus
7.40 p m
no »top.
11 SS pm.
9 46 a.na.
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F o r A s to ria and
ra y p o ints, oou-
ueotlng w ith steam er r fo
foi r Ilw s o o en d
N o rth Beach. H teaiuer H aeaalo, A sh
street dock. I ¿eaves 8.00 p. m. dally,
except H utiday." H a tu rd a y 10 00 p. m .
A rriv e s 6 00 p. u i. d a lly ex cep t B u n d a y .
F o r D a y to n , O regon C ity a u d Y a m
h ill R iv e r po ints. A sh street dock.
l«eaves 7 00 a. m d a lly ex cep t B u n d a y .
A rriv e s 6.80 p m d a lly except B u n d a y .
F o r I«ew leton, Id a h o , en d w a y p o in te
from K ip a ria , W ash. L e a v e K irm ria
6.40 a. m ., or upon a r r iv a l tr a in N o. 4,
d a lly ex cep t H a tu rd a y . A r r iv e K ip a ria
4 p. in . d a lly ex cep t F r id a y .
For full 'nformatlon call on or address
W m . McMURRAY
Ueii'l Passenger Agent, .
Portland, Oregon.
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f o i e co..
C o i l . v , A ic « !» it
h fo r.» . O r .
The Secret of a
Beautiful Face
lie« in keeping the akin pro
tected aa well aa cleansed. Just
washing la not enough—that
only leaves I he delicate surface
more exposed to the irritation
o f duat and germaj to merci
less attacks of sun and
weat her. A fter washing, ap
ply Robert ine and experience
its delightful refreshment.
You will admire the line-less
softness it imparts to face,
neck and arms. It not only
stimulates a radiant glow, but
protects the skin from becom
ing coarse. Prevents burn
ing, tan and freckles.
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VAC LE5AM
and
Shasta Route
E A S T via S O U T H
O v e rla n d E xpress tra in s fo r H alero,
Roseburg, A s h la n d , H ncraroento, O g
den, B an
Fran cisco, B lo c kto n L o e
Angeles, E l Paso, N e w O rlean s a n d th e
E ast. Le ave s P o rtla n d U n io n D ep o t,
8.45 p. m . A rriv e s 7.26 a.ou., d a lly .
M o rn in g tra in connects a t W o o d b u rn
d a lly exoen t B u n d ay w ith tra in s for
M t. A n g e l, H llv e rto n
B ro w n s v ille ,
H p rln g fle ld , W e n d lln g an d
N a tr o n .
Leave« P o rtla n d U n lo u D epot 8.80 a m .
arrives 6.66 p . in .
F u g e n e passenger connects a t W o o d -
h u m w it h M t. A ngel an d H llve rto n
local, le a v e s P o rtla n d U n io n D ep ot
4.16 p. m ., retu rn « 10 36 a .m ., d a lly .
C o rv a llis passenger leave« P o rtla n d
U n io n D ep o t 7.80 a .m ., a r r i v e « * 60 p .m .
D a lly .
S h e rid a n passenger leaves P ort la n d
U n io n D ep o t 4 60 p .m .('a rr iv e s * .2 6 a .m .
D a lly .
:
Tags from the abate* trend» «re good for the following und many
useful presents as shown by catalog:
Fo rest U ro v e passenger leaves P o rt
lan d U n io n D e,io t 10 46 p .m ., a rriv e s
1 60 p m . D a lly ex cep t B u n d a y .
other
L a d y ’s P o c k e tb o o k -5 0 Tags
Pocket K n it- so Tags
P layin g C a r d s - » Tags
•» -y d . F ishin g R eel— «0 Tag»
Many merchants have supplied themselves with presents with which
to redeem tags» If you canoot have your tags redeemed at home, write
us for catalog.
PREMIUM DEPARTMENT^
THB AMOnOAM TOBACCO <XL, « t
6 3 .1 5
or
A KOON, O H IO .
Draym g of all Kinds.
B e a c h p o in te a n d r e t u r n ; g o o d u n t i l S e p t. 3 0 th .
Gold C uff Buttons— 9 * Tags
Fountain Pen— KM Tegs
«
English Steel Razor— M Tags
Gentlem an’« W a tc h ggO Tags
S t. P a u l .............................
F o r fa ll particu lars regard
in g w ell d r illin g m aih in ea ,
tools, supplies, etc., w rite to
HORSE SHOE
■« G R A N G ER T W IS T
M ASTER W ORKMAN
STA N D A R D N A V Y
J .T .
i
6 7 .5 0
T h e Beat In T h e W o rld .
Save your ta g * from
A A
S t. L o u i s ..........................
A u g u s t 6, 7, ax, a n d
C ITY DRAY NO. 2
N. i" $ 9 - 7 5 from Moro t0 a11 N o r t h
I
C h i c a g o .................. ........... $ 7 3 . 5 0
Trunkr and Gripe Hauled to and
R e m e m b e r th e S u m m e r r a t e o n t h e
•
Round Trip* direct» to
is erectin g a p la n t at
Proprietor of
T . J. P o tte r
from fi
O. R. & N. Co.
Orinino M in e Co.
T h e S te a m e r
le a v e s P o r t la n d
e v e r y m o r n in g e x c e p t S a t u r d a y a n d S u n d a y a t
g : 3 0 o ’o lo c k .
this season as follows
w ill be made by the
J u n e 5, 6 , 1 9 , a n d
< ïik « Sttimir POTIER fru ì Portland
rr are now traasfered to the railroad ai M E G L E R
—.v « .w M —tl—
(he Columbia R iv e r from Ilwaco. T h is
eliminates the nsccaefiy of steamers w aiting for the tide,
t nd insures a prompt and regular Summer Schedule
LOW
RATES
EAST
' * ticks s will lie on sale
w ith valuable tags
‘
H a rla n W . K in g sb u ry o f Sterling.
Mass., saw a fox ca rry off hla tomcat
one night recently. H e says th a t the
cat put up a good fight, but th a t the
fox was too much fo r IL
W illis C lark of M ario n, O., offers tc
bet $100 th at hla M altese cat can catch
a fox In a s tra ig h tw a y run before b«
croeses a hundred sere field a fte r the
fox has s three m inu te start.
Judge Proctor of M ontgom ery conn
ty, M ich., offers to trade his dog.
w hich, he eaya, w ill dig b a it fo r fish
Ing, fo r tlie ben o f la w y e r I. B. M illet
of Youngstown, O., w hich Is said to be
fond o f ch ew in g tobacco.
HAROLD OTIA
Is Y o u r
Hair Sick?
To and From all Trains.
A teg from
( A teg
-
Animal Tales.
B y th is tim e I w ished I had splints
on m y knees, fo r I th ou ght th ey w as
goln* to le t m e dow n. T h e y say d ro w n
in’ people see a ll th e doln'a o f th e ir
lives. I th ou ght o f a ll tb e so ft aodder
I'd g iven the gal. and som ehow I never
doubted she w aa a im in ’ a t m e to give
me a dose o f cold lead.
T h e re w as a report, • th ud beside m y
le ft tem p le, and I fe lt somepln w a rm
s p atter on m y cheek. I p u t up m y
hand an d fe lt blood tr ic k lin ’ dow n m y
neck. P a r t o f m y e a r w aa bang in’ by
a th in piece o f skifi. Th en fo r m e .th e
lig h ts w e n t out, and I d id n ’t kn ow
nothin* m ore a t th a t Gme.
W h e n I oome to m yself 1 w as ly in ’
• n m y cot In m y back tent, w hero I
Wept, w ith h a lf a dosen men standln*
over me. In clu d in ’ a travc lln * doctor
th a t happened to be In th e audience.
W h e n m y back bad been turned, the
gal h ad slipped In a real bn lleL H e
told m e th a t I on ly suffered th e loss o f
m y ear. I looked fo r her and saw she
w asn’t there.
T h e n .1 plucked up
enough courage to pack up and get on.
B u t th a t w as the last o f th e show
business fo r me. I le ft m y traps a t a
ta v e rn and U t ou t nobody k n e w w here.
T
ii-iuwaafiiOTiTigO fT^ffigi if U J I
g ja n ir ty n iV T it g toS w q a « *»' u n u
‘
h , jn R l r f f a r ,ü r f l^ V în .(i4 .iïj
irregm
T h e W a r of the Chesapeake.
Is a po werful ) e i gallfly CctlAg liiVTpfeaa
Th o w a r o f 1812 sometimes lg ta ile d
^,nlc and nervine. Fo r weak wor»-
(ng toi
th e w a r o f tbe Chesapeake.
Rev era 1 h " 1' over-worked women— no m atter w h at
■ break-down, " F a v o rite
years before w a r w as declared she
Prescription "w ill, be found m osteflaattve
w as on a practice cruise across tbe A t
In building up the strength, regulg$lag
lan tic. She was challenged by a B r it
tho wom anly functions, subduing pstn
and bringing about a healthy, vigorous
ish ship o f w a r and ordered to give up
fo u r men w ho had deserted fro m the I eondltlon of the whole system.
A book of particulars wraps each bottle
B ritis h navy.
C a p ta in B arre n , her
giving the fnrm ulteof both medicines and
com m ander, refused. T h e B ritis h ves quoting w h a t scores of em inent
.v
.. aut
authors, whose works are consulted
leal
sel ojx-ued fire, k illin g and w ounding a
nu m b er o f A m ericana. A fte r an In e f by physicians of all the schools of practlee
as guides In proscribing, say of each In
fectu al defense |h e Chesapeake struck
gredient entering Into these medicines.
her colors to tlie Ilrlto n and delivered
T h e words of praise bestowe«l on the
several Ingredients entering Into Doctor
up the men w an ted . T h re e o f these w ere
Pierce’s medicines by such w riters should
A m erican citizens who had been' Im have more weight th an any am ount of
pressed In to the B ritis h service,
ft
non - profnsstonal testimonials, because
was such In fam ou s acts ns these on the such men are w ritin g for tt>* guidanea of
th eir medical brethren and know whereof
p a ri o f G re a t B rita in th a t caused the
they speak.
w a r o f 1812.
B«ilh medicines are no n-alcoholic,-----
secret, and contain no harm fu l habit-
form ing drugs, being com posed of glyceric
Charles C arro ll of C arro llto n.
extracts of the roots of native, Am erican
W h en Charles C arro ll of M a ry la n d
medicinal forest plants Th ey are both
wns about to sign the D eclara tio n of sold by dealers In medicine. You ean’t
afford to accept as a substitute for one of
independence be waa w arned th a t he
these medicines of known composition,
w as jeo p a rd izin g his Im mense proper any secret nostrum.
ty . r n d some one else said:
D r. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugar coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and 1»
“Oh, K in g George w ill never hang
v , liv
*-----xnd
bo iwela.
v l n > r a t e s to m a - c h
ar
C arro ll. T h e re are too m any o f them.
Ilia m ajesty can’ t Id e n tify h im .”
’’T ru e ,” said C arro ll and prom ptly
w rote a f te r I t l a nam e “o f C a rro llto n .”
H e r Mean Am usem ent.
“ I love to m ake visits In the m orn
fc g ”
“ Do yon?"
“Tee. A ll the oth er women are busy
J e ju llig house, and It Is so fu n n y to
see them try to act glad to aeo me.”—
IX ’tro It Free l ’rese.
gravely sewed In place on the blue
field.
I t Is In terestin g to kn ow th a t the
“ flag house” was recen tly purchase«!
by the A m e ric an F la g H o m e and B et«)
Ross M em o rial association and pre
sent cd to the c ity o f P h ila d elp h ia to
be fo rever preserved as a shrine of
A m erican p a trio tism -th e b irth p la ce ot
tlie most b e a u tifu l natio nal banner that
floats In the a ir, the flag th a t repre
sent« the greatest m easure o f human
lib erty ever enjoyed by any people un
der tbe stars o f benven.
T h is old house has had a curious his
tory. T b e ch arm in g W id o w Hose con
dneted a flAffinaklng establishm ent
therein fo r a nuinl»er o f years, and her
descendants continued the business un
til the y e ar 1N6T.
Th en tbe house
passed h ito i,te hand s o f an old sea
captain, who never cam s around to col
lect the rent fro m the M und fa m ily
i why occupied IL Pcrbapa tbs old anil
( O r ig in a l.]
I was a cowboy before I w e n t Into
the show business. One d a y. w h ile I
was pnnckln*, ■ fsUas come alo n g d o in’
a ll aorta o f fancy tricks.
H e called
him self a p restidigitator.
H e w anted
some one to help him In his pe rfo rm
ance, and I agreed to do IL W h en the
show was over he said th at I waa tbe
beet help h e'd e v e r bad and allew ed if
I ’d travel w ith him b e d teach me the
business. I le f t off cow punchln* and
w en t w ith him .
x
One reason w h y I w an ted te get
sw ay was th a t I ’d been m a k in ' love to
a greaser gal, and s’ long’s I d id n 't
flvaut to m a rry anybody I thought It
was p rud en t to find somepln te ta ke
me somewheree else. I d id n ’t aay a n y
thing to he r or an y one about lea vin ’,
but wben the show le ft I w asn’t te be
found new here.
I agreed I w ouldn’t
appear In the perform ance till w e’d got
some distance from the place w here
my greaser gal lived, eo’e she w o uldn’t
be lik e ly te find out w h ere I ’d gone to
I traveled w ith the w iza rd long
enough to learn all hla tricks, then set
up fo r m yself. I did n ’t show m yself
lu the place I ’d left, though I took In
ssttlemsnte a ll around 4» w ith in fifty
P p fi^ *p | n t In n ** Ifi
Tb e Absentm inded M an.
“ W hat d a f does the Fo u rth o f Ju ly
Come on this year?” asked the abeent-
m I tided man.
“On Raturday.**
"Y«'S, but w h at day of the m on th F ’
placed on the ve ry boards w here Betsy
Ross* c h air stood before the qu ain t old
fireplace.
’
A round her were the same quaint
w h itew ashed w alls th a t surrounded
Betsy R ohs In 1777
in her lap she
held an A m erican flag w ith the blue
field Im re of atara.
One by one the
th irteen orig inal states, each represent
ed by a little girl, entered tlie room
and presented to the seamstress, little
Mias W elsgerber. a star w hich the girl
me a n y trou ble w hen A ll o f a suddent,
lo okin’ d o w n In to th e audience, th e re
•h e was. I
so upset th a t I stum
hied th ro ug h th e perform an ce, m akln*
a botch o f several o f th e bent tricks.
T h e gal s a t lo o k in ’ up a t m e w ith a
q u eer k in d o f a stare in h e r eyes th a t
took aU th e starc h o u t o f me. B e t she
e a t quiet, an d I w as g a th e rin ' a m or
sel o f confidence to w a rd th e end w hen
she showed her hand. W h e n I came
to th e b u lle t tr ic k and asked some one
to come on to tps p la tfo rm and shoot
a t me, up s ta rts th e gal an d com m up
w ith a look on he r fa ce th a t no one
b u t I sa w or k n e w w h a t I t m e a n t
W e ll, th e re w as n o th in ’ fo r ms b u t
le t h e r do th e shootln*. I kn ow ed she
m ean t m ischief, b u t I d id n ’t know
h o w she w as goln’ to do IL
If 1
h a d n ’t been so upset I m ig h t ’a ’ block
ed an y gam s ahe bad in m ind. A a It
was, I d id n ’t have even the sand to
keep an eye on her. I trie d to give
her • look o f recognition w ith a sm ile
th e audience w o u ld n ’t eeg, bu t
she on ly stared th e b lacke r and b lack
er a t ms. and. ca tch ln ’ sig h t o f m y face
In a m irro r, I s a w th a t I looked Uko a
g r l i m l o ’ corpse.
I ram m ed m y false b u lle t do w n In
th e gun and handed i t to her. T h en I
w as obliged to tu rn m y back to her to
go and stand w h e re I w aa to catch the
b u llet In m y teeth . T h e g irl brought
th e gun to her shoulder, low ered It,
brou gh t I t back ag ain , took a long aim ,
dropped i t to ex am in e th e lock and
raised i t ag ain . T h ia suspense she w as
gTrln* m e w ee e fevtwre 1 h e d a ’t
counted on. She played m s th a t w a y
t ill the audience m ade such a racke t
th a t
she saw
It
w o u ld n ’t
stand
m uch m ore de lay. T h e n she brought
th e gun In to position an d took an aim
th a t an y one could see w aa no pre-
W
fifi
A Courteous P ira te.
T h a t even a Chinese p ira te m a y have
a stroug Idea o f c h iv a lry la proved by
the fo llo w in g excerpt fro m an Item In
the N o rth C hin a D a lly N ew s : "The
launch a t once stopped w hen ordered
muse.
to do so. T h e leader o f the piratea wan
I w aa m ig h ty e x p e r t 1 could ta k e
then heard to order hla men th a t they
a m an’s tw o d o lla r stiver w a tc h w ith
w ere no t to molest any one on board
who v o lu n ta rily handed over hla o r her his InltbUs scratched on X . ra m i t do w n
Into a blunderbuss, fire I t a t a a u p rig h t
valuables. A m o ng th e passengers« h o w
post, and w hen tb s sm oke had cleared
ever, w ere a fa th e r and son, the la tte r
aw a y th ere It w as d a n g lin ’ to a nail.
of whom . It seemed, was a little too
slow- In obeying th e p iratee’ o rder te Just as good as ever and tic k in ’ sw a y
T h e n 1 w ould
hand over his money, w ith the result a t the re g u la r rats-
ta k e a som brero and breed rab b its In
th a t he w aa ahoL U po n hearing tbs
ahot the p irate ch ief, who was on deck, It , h atch !»’ ’em out a t th e ra ts o f a
a m inu -----
te. I ’d keep on . makln*
«•nine dow n In ta th e cabin and. s e e in g .--------- ----
. .
the fa th e r o f tbe unlucky young m i » « y tric k s m ore and more w o n d e rfu l aa
lam en tin g o v er hla son’s death, ad»'
dressed the old m an and condoled w ith
him on hla son’s un fo rtu n a te and *un-
leserved' death.
T h e ch ie f finally
brought ou t o f hla pocket a ro ll o f $30
rod banded th e aum to the old m an as
a solatium , biddin g him to re fra in
from fu rth e r lam en tatio n *.’!
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FLAG HOUSE CELEBRATION, PHILADELPHIA, IN OKLAHOMA’S
HONOR.
A Greaser G irl’s
O p p o rtu n ity
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PORTLAND OSWEGO SUBURBAN
S E R V IC E A N D Y A M H I L L
D IV IS IO N .
D ep ot, F o ot o f Jeffcreou S treet.
<
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e n g in e serv ice
g
Oncls Sosa saos ttw u n io n CAS
B ltG IR S toi Ins fluid eatflts la tbe
artillery and «rlrelaea telecravh
service. Thia roach traatinest Is
a trae^rectical test ef efficiency tad dara-
b in t j. The ON io n OAS RNO1NB Is sna-
stiorted ta such a saportor raaaner and of
meh flna material that It starts easy, works
easy and mas easy owder ordinary, every
day, roaah (arm oaace Be fora yos tavest a
rent la a fas encina w rita for <mr traa eataloc
Union Gas Engine Co.
L m S^NM*
fla-M f ir s t fit ., Portland, Oregon
f . f . KaadaU. Solan Acsat
Leaves frotrt Jefferson s tre e t d epo t for
D allas an d In te rm e d ia te p o in t - d a ily ,
4 16 p .m . A rr iv e P o rtla n d , 10.16 a m .
T h e In d ep en d en c e M o n m o u th M o to r
L in e o|M*ratea d a lly to M o n m o u th an d
A lr lle , co nn ecting w ith H. P . C o’«
tra in s a t D a lla s an d In d ep en d en c e.
T ic k e ts to E astern point« an d E u ro p e ,
also J a p a n , C h in a ,
H o n o lu lu a n d
A u s tra lia.
C IT Y T IC K E T O F F IC E , C o n fe r T h ir d
And Washington. Phone Main 7x1.
Portland. Or.
C W-STINOER. Wm. flcMURRAY
City Ticket Agent. Oea-Paes. Agt^
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