Condon globe., April 13, 1906, Image 5

SpBilfilg IHIlLQ BUD ITS
Impure or effete matters accumulated in the blood
during the winter cause in the spring such disfiguring
and painful troubles as boils, pimples, and other eruptions,
also weakness loss of appetite and that tired feeling.
The best medicine to take to rid yourself of them is
Hood's Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly cleanses the blood,
and effects permanent cures by giving healthy functional
activity to the stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels and skin.
This is the testimony of tens of thousands who have
taken this great spring medicine.
Accept no substitute for Hood's Sarsaparilla, but in
sist on having Hood's and get it today.
Sold by druggists everywhere.
Usual form, liquid, or in new form, tablets, 100 Doses Ono Dollar.
Heel War to I'low.
Measure off a bend ntul on ench cud
end of the field any ns wide Hi t lit
length of team nnd plow. Commence
jilowtnic nt ono aide of ttu field om hnlf
bind from tlu fence, plowing buck
mul forth, turning to tho rllit und
Udtiiit plow on hem) In n J. When flrnt
In ml la dime; moiiHuro off another land,
kip It, bo on ttnd plow third land mime
t tint, tlii'ii plow sceoml Innd turning
to left. The object U plowing tho
third land before second la to avoid
liming no tunny center ridges mid dead
furrows, as you would If you took
every Innd aa It mini. Keep on In thin
vny until you Ki t to tlx other side of
tho field, thi'ti plow head In lid ond you
have tho field nltvly plowed without
turnluK aipinro corner, trnmptnit
Imraea heela, lifting plow or tramping
plowed ground.
Count Ilonl do ('astellaii reported
to t anxious to become rrt'Uuut of
France.
Amending; II.
"You got a typewritten copy of this
apwh In advance, didn't you 7" nuked tbt
reporter of th party orican.
"Ym," replied tli ri'iKirti-r of the oppo
sition paper. "th ajnkir writ It In, tv-n
to the 'cheers' and 'epplauae' Id pareulbo
aea." "Well, then what are you taking down
now?"
"Tho Vhoera' and 'applause' and aubsil
tilting 'nwrt' and 'groana.'"
Annoyed.
."Were you annoyed while on tl wit
nona standf" ;
"Slightly," answered tho great cor
poration magnate. "The Judge and one
or two other oople In the courtroom
Boomed to think they wore quite aa Im
portant an myself." Washington Star.
la France, out of ercry 1.000 Inhabit
sola, 1-3 are old peopla of more than
sixty years, aa. agnluat 73 la England
and 79 In Germany.
7 Y"r,v" J
More Converts
Every Year
1
Every day in every year
that comes, more housewives
arc oivintf un their exhorbitant
j nTt.L n t J
turninj to K C. the honest and
reliable, which has stood so well
the test of years. They are find
ing out that
BAKING
POWDER
costs one-third the price of
tviwder anvwhere near K C
quality, and makes better, purer, more
aeaitniui Daiang. & ounces ior x.
bend postal for "Book of PrtKnU."
JAQUES MFG. CO.
Chicago, 111.
The Little Doctor in
your Vest Pocket
EE the thin, round-cornered little
Enamel Box below I When
carried In your vest pocket it
meana Health-Insurance,
It contains Six Candy Tablets of
pleasant taste, almost as pleasant aa
chocolate.
Each tablet Is a working dose of Cas
carets, which acts Uko Exercise on the
Bowels and Liver.
a
It will not purge, sicken, nor
upset the stomach.
Because it Is not a
driver," like Salts, So
dium, Calomel, Jalap,
Senna, nor Aperient
Waters.
These waste Diges
tive Juices of the
system needed to
morrow! In merely
flushing out the Bow
els oday.
Neither Is It like
Castor Oil, Glycerine,
or other Oily Laxa
tives that aim ply
lubricate tho Intes-
of
tines for transit
tho food stopped up in them at that partlo
ular time.
These emergency drugs relieve the
Immediate trouble, but do not relieve Its
Cause.
The same trouble will therefore recur
again till that Cause Is removed per
manently. The chief ' cause of Constlpa'tion and
Indigestion is a weakness of the Muscles
that contract the Intestines and Bowels.
Carcarets are praotlcally to the Bowel
Muscles what a Massage and Cold Bath
are to the Athletlo Muscles.
They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to
contract, expai.d, and squeeze the Diges
tive Juices out of food eaten.
Cascarets do this naturally, without
purging or discomfort.
They donjt help the Bowels and Liver
In such a way as to make them lean upon
similar assistance for the future.
: This Is why, 1 with Cascarets, the dose
may be lessened each succeeding
time instead of Increased, as it
must be with all succeeding doses
of other Cathartics and Laxatives.
Cascarets act Ilka
exercise.
If carried in your
Vest Pocket, (or car
. rled In My Lady's
Purse), and eaten
Just when you sus;
pect you need one,
you will never know a
sick day from tho
ordinary ills of life.
Because, nearly alt
these Ills begin In
the Bowels, and
partial Constipation
paves tho way for
all other Diseases.
"Vest Pocket" box 10 cents.
Be sure you get the genuine, made
only by tho Sterling Remedy Company,
and never sold In bulk. Every tablet
stamped "CCC."
W FREE TO OUR. FRIENDS!
We want to send to oar friends a beautiful
French-designed GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX
hard-enameled in colors. It is a beauty for the
dressing table. Ten cents in stamps Is asked as a
measur e of good faith and to cover cost of Cascarets
With which Ws dainty trinket Is loaded. 715
Send to-day. mentioning this paper. Address
Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New York.
Showing six of" Vest Pocket
Cascaret Box compared to Watch.
Frosted Apple.
Select medium sized, smooth apples
which are tart l'eel and take out the
core with apple corer. Fill a plate,
which fits Into the steamer with one
layer of apples, act over kettle of boil
ing water and cover closely until done;
ot away to cool, then carefully re
move to a elonn pinto and prepnre an
other plateful for 'steaming; make a
treating with whites of throe eggs,
add seven tablespoonfuls of pulver
ized sugar; front before they are quite
cool. Tlita will make fronting for two
platen of apples. Hot in oven a few
minute, Imt watch cloaely or tho
frosting will get too brown.
Hrowa Celery Soap.
Well wnah eighteen or more sticks
of celery; outer stlrka will do, and
tt better sticks will do for atewlng.
Iloll Ukmii until toft in a quart of good
stock. In which may be put one largo
onion nnd any crnp of hum or buoon
tbnt joa may hov. When soft, rub
through a wire aleva. Melt one and a
half ounces of butter In a sauce pan,
carefully fry . In It until brown one
ouno of flour, then add tlte soup, Bnd
stir well over the Are until It boll.
Add a very little augur and serve with
fried bread. A few nicely atewed pieces
of celery cut In dice may be atlrml in.
Fruit oW.
Three-quarter" of a nip of butter,
one cup of sugar, one-hnlf cup of sour
milk, two egga, three-quarters of a
tcniqtoonful of baking soda, one and a
half cups of flour, one and a bulf cups
of raising, one cup of currants, one
cup of citron, orange and lemon eel
uilnced and mixed (dredge tle fruits
with flour), three-quarters of a tea
spoonful each of cinnamon, cloves nnd
ollKploe; one-half teasixMUiful of nut
meg, ground; a little salt, one-quarter
cup of inolnHHoa. Itnke In a wry sluw
oven for three or four hours.
IMneapple Trifle.
8onk one box of gelatine one hour
In a cup of cold water. I'ut it Into a
deep dltth with two cupfula augur, one
pineapple eeliHl and cIiopihmI finely,
tlte Juice and grnted rlud of a lemon.
Iiot It all stand one hour, tlieu txmr
over It three cupfula of Willing water,
then strain through a cloth, aqueez
Ing It well Hot on Ice, nnd when It
begins to harden stir Into It tin whites
of throe eggs beaten to a stiff broth.
Flllln fur While Take.
Boll together three-quarters of a nip
of sugar, one cup of warm water, a
lump of butter the size of a walnut.
the yolks of three beaten eggs, a hnlf
tubleapoonful of cornstarch, wet with
a little cold 'water. 8t:r steadily while
cooking. When thick, flavor with a
teaspoonful of lemon extract or with
lemon Juice. Take from tlie Are, oud
when cool spread on the cake.
Potato Snlnd.
Boll and mnsh four potatoes, add
minced onions nnd a dressing com
posed of the yolks of three hard boiled
eggs mashed and mixed with three-
quarters teucupful of vinegar, one tea
spoonful each of mustard and melted
butter, two teaspoonfuls each of salt
and sugar, mix well nnd garulsh with
tho whites, cut In rings, and lettuce,
Cheese and Potatoes.
Bake large smooth Irish potatoes;
when doie cut off one end, scoop out
the potato; mash well with salt and
pepper; lay slices of bard grated
cheese to each potato; refill the 'skins
and return to the oven a few minutes ;
then Bcrve with a nice gravy or fresh
butter.
White Cake.
Crenm a half-cup of butter with one
nnd a hnlf cups of granulated sugar,
add a cup of milk, two nnd a half cups
of flour that hove been sifted with two
teaspoonfuls of baking powder; lastly,
fold In the stiffened whites of three
eggs. Bake in layer tins.
Potato Fritter.
One pint of mushed potatoes, mash
nnd beat until Very light; one pint of
flour, two eggs, one teaspoonful of
baking powder, a little salt nnd enough
sweet milk to make a batter stiff
enough to drop. Drop into hot fat and
fry quickly; serve very hot
Paffets ftr Tea.
Three eggs, one cupful of sugnr, two-
thirds of a cupful of butter, one pint
of sweet milk, three pints of flour,
three teaspoonfuls of baking powder,
Bake In muffin rings and serve warm,
Donna and Onlona.
Add a teaspoonful of molasses to a
quart basin of baked beans, crowd
two small boiled onions In the center,
pour over a teucupful of stock or thlu
cream and bako fifteen minutes.
Performing; Unpleasant Datlee, I
"The very next time you have some
thing unpleasant to do, something to
which you bring an unwilling mind,"
says a writer In Harper's Bazar, "Juat
repeat the foIlwIi.g tur.iiu'.i to your
self, and say it over and over again
until you believe It: 'This which 1
am doing now la what, In the circum
stances, I prefer to do at this momeut,
above all other things. Of course.
then, I enjoy It? This self-restraint,
faithfully applied during dlahwaxhlng,
bed tun king, sweeping, dusting, hotine
clenning, alocking-diirnliig, and all tha
monotonous duties of a home woman,
may be relied ou to bring floods of
suiiMUlne everywhere. The work li
done In less time, and with less fric
tion, than ever In-fore, an atmosphere
of peace and serenity pervades the
whole hoiiNehoId, the soul of the work
er la enlarged. It Is worth trying. Try
it at once, dear readers."
Street.
"YVhadda you think o' my sister,
Mr. Kpoowilotr
'Why, Johnny, I think she's very
sweet"
"Gee! She thinks that about you,
too."
"Oh, indeed? That's glorious. IIow
do you know?"
"I beard her tell! n' ma you was a
regular puddiu'." Cleveland Leader.
The Frenchman eats nearly twice aa
Sweet. "
"Wbadda you think o' my sister, Mr.
Sixxmnlot?"
"Why, Johnny, I tblnk she's very
sweet.
"(ieet She thinks that about you.
too."
"Oh, Indeed? That's glorious. IIow
do you know?"
"I heard her tellin' ma you was a regu
lar puddin'." Cleveland Leader.
Amending the Deelaratloa.
"From a hasty examination," said
the doctor, "I am decidedly of the
opiniou that you are suffering from the
peculiar trouble known as 'clergy
man's sore throat' "
"The you sayP exclaimed the
caller.
"It Is quite possible, however, that
I may be wrong. I will make another
examination."
A Doctors
Medicine
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral is not
a simple cough syrup. It is a
strong medicine, a doctor's
medicine. It cures hard cases,
severe and desperate cases,
chronic cases of asthma, pleu
risy, bronchitis, consumption.
Ask your doctor about this.
I hr Qed i r"t ef Aytra Cherry
Poctornl fr coiiii m4 nurd ewld on lb
cheat. It ha ftiM done m rrea.1 foot. It
U earUlnlr a moat wonrirrfui eouKb irwxlt
eln." KiCHABi, t. iTntSBAJ.l, Madiera,
K.J.
A'
flyers
bri.C. Aytr Co., Lowoll.
Aiae ButtuCMtuHra ef
SABSAPAEOXJI.
PILLS.
turn mm,
You will hasten recovery by tak
ing one) of Ayer's Pills at bedtime.
SBBOS
1 Rerirmrnf thmrv!vaofttteflttMt. Wa I
I hvcUivnMillielrliMti butmeln the I
1 work) twemuw our ,) re brtltr llin I
I oihrm. Do rou wteh to Krow I be moxt
! bmutiftil flowm nnd I he flnert t-k- f
labitar I'UuitHieUwtwsede Kerry'i,
1 100 Herd Annual to to all I
V . D. B. FERRY CO., T
a-J Detroit, Mich.
. . il ii'i .7T .bh I. i Him,
A Joke that railed Twice.
Miss Adelbert had Just returned
from a vacation spent at a tiny village
on the Maine coast In recounting her
experiences she talked somewhat for
the benefit of a cousin, a quiet person,
who was visiting her city relatives for
the first time in many years.
"There was just one store in the
place, said Miss Adelbert, "and they
kept everything, that Is, everything:
they bad to keep.
"One day I went In to buy some
soap, and just on a venture I asked the
J clerk if they bad Browning. Be stared
at me a second, then went off and
looked under the counters and on the
shelves.
"Presently be came back and said,
!?o, miss, we ain't got none. We got
blacking, an' we got bluing, an' we got
whiting, but we ain't got a bit o'
browning in the store.' "
Miss Adelbert had to make several
protests to assure her audience that
this really happened. Finally the cous
in asked, gravely, "But Couslu Bert,
why didn't you say varnish In the first
place?"
Qolte Simple.
"Do you understand the tariff ques
tlonr "Perfectly," answered Mr. Cumroi.
"All raw material I use In my business
should be admitted duty free. Everything
else should be taxed." Washington Star.
Well Drilling Machinery,
Drilling & fishing Tools.
Irrigation Plant.Hydrau
lie Rams, Spray Pumps.
Write Ua
REER'OS MACHINERY Cf.
1S3-4-6 Morrison St,
Portland Oregon
TO cmK A COLD IX OXE DAY
Tnk LA X ATI VE BKOMOiilnlneThls. Drne
(ttta refund money If It frl to cure. K. W.
GHOVt' signature Is on each box. ioc.
WANTED
A bright man with team in your coun
ty. Steady work and good wages to right
man. References required. For par
ticulars adtlrecs
KOCH V. T. CO.
Box X Winona, Minn.
The6mnin(TOWEl!3
POMMEL
SLICKER
HAS BEEN ADVERTISED
AND SOLD FOR A
QUARTER OF A CENTURY.
LIKE ALL
l&1 CLGI1G.
It is m&de of the but
KiteruJi. m block or .yellow,
fully eiMnnteci and sold by
reliable dealers everywhere.
STIC. TO THE
SIGN OF THE FISH.
TOWeR CANADIAN COUwM. &IJ0WSR CO,
Stray- Cow'm Act.
A stray cow, picked up by the po
lice on the South Side, nearly put the,
officer out of business and created lots
of fun for the urchins In the neigh
borhood. The cow was captured by
the newly appointed subpolicemnn,
and, wishing to distinguish himself
by an arrest, he determined to take
I the bovine to the station house. Pro
curing a rope, he fastened It to her
horns and started down Cottage Grove
avenue. The thoroughfare was slip
pery from a rainstorm," and In a Iffy
the policeman was sliding down the
asphalt on his stomach, with the cow
on a dead run. The officer was game
and hung on to his captive for a
square, when the boys headed the ani
mal off. He landed his prisoner and
then begged off for the night to clean
up. Chicago Inter Ocean.
Dr. C. Gee Wo
WONDERFUL HOME
TREATMENT
Thla wonflpmn ini- lev"
naoe Doctor 1 calhd
sr.t berHtme ha cures t. V1
lieople without opera- 6
Hon thnt ar Rlvaii up
to die. He cures with f'
iIkiba wmii.rfnk fill- K
nes herbs, roots, btulu, r VVaiw"Vl
barks and WKttablrs F f?5v-5rp2'4
that are entirely un- K , trjt2&3te
known to medical sol- aj4M9Jij)
nice In this coDinry. TliroiiKh the uso of thos
narmlcHS remedies this tauious doctor knows
the action of over 400 different remedies which
he succenslXilly uses In different diseases. Ha
KUHrnnteestocurecHtarrh. asthma, Iuiik, thr1,
rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver; kid
neys, etc.; has Innilr'ds of testimonials,
timrires moderate, t all and see him. l'allents
out of the city write tor blsukr and circular
Send stamp. CONSULTATION i liKK.
Address THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO
162' rirst St., S. r. Cor. Morrison
Mention paper. PORTLAND, OREGON.
P.N.U.
No. 9-06
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