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About Western world. (Bandon, Coos County, Or.) 1912-1983 | View Entire Issue (June 29, 1916)
Cut TL1» Out—It Is Worth Money never seen a man with finer toea." four of them—four sparkling girls DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out thia No man is ugly when he hauls his slip, in radiant costume, and the way enclose with five cents to Foley bundle from his overalls, and blithely * Co.. Chicago, 111., writing your these bundles of ingratiating famln-J pays his bills; who pays the tailor for name and address clearly. You will lnlty shuffle music from the accord-: his duds, the washerwoman for her receive in return a trial package con ion is a revelation in syncopated ve taining Foley’s Honey and Tar com locity that would baffle a speedome 17 Negro Troops Paraded in Streets suds, the sawbones for bis pilis. pound for coughs, colds and croup, ter to record. The lonians are equal Foley Kidney Pills and Foley Cathar as Mexicans Hurl Stones—Chi Kansas Editor and Congressman to Lecture After It is the idle who complain they tic Tablets.—Orange Pharmacy. ly at home on the cello, violin and at huahua Has Gala Day. cannot find time to do that which Three Months In War Zone the piano in both solo and ensemble they fancy they wish. In truth, work—interwoven with the tune ban people can generally make time for Paso, Texas, June 17 24 — The El quet the girlB embroider some choice bits of pantomime, readings and im negro troopers captured in the am- what they choose to do; it ia not Police and Detectives Are Using I dp buscade at Carrizal were stripped of really the time, but the will that is personations. Reading in Place of the their uniforms and shoes upon their wanting.—Lubbock. Witepskie's Hungarian Orchestra Dictagraph. Witepskie's Augmented Royal Hun arrival at Chihuahua City and march •«k ed through the streets in their under garian Orchestra, string, reed, and Thousands of deaf people are today metal ensemble, comprising a per- clothing, while a mob of Mexicans throwing away all hearing devices sonnel replete with consummate ar- hurled stones and vile epithets at and enjoying all conversation. This tistry, 1s directed by M. WitepBkie, them from the sidewalks. method is easily and quickly acquired This information was brought to El world recognized genius of symphonic thru our system. Absolutely the only obtained through the old established H orchestration. The marvelous tone Faso today by a Mexican employe in “D. bWlFT A. CO.” are bein* quickly ■ thing of its kind in the country. Our bought by Manufacturers. ||| effects In sound symbolism, produc the service of one of the federal de proposition is entirely original. We ed by this superb company of musi partments. He left Chihuahua on guarantee results, it will amaze you. cians, is the work of a harmonic the train which reached here this Cost is trifling. See what New In mosaic. Pre-eminently distinguish morning. The expedition of the cap ternational Encyclopedia says on Lip ed for tremendous power, and vivid tives, some of them bearing wounds, Reading. Hundreds of people with picturization of the classic operas and was a gala occasion in Chihuahua. normal hearing are taking up Lip rhapsodies, the Royal Hungarians re The entire population of the city lin Reading for the many additional Send a model or sketches and tiescription K produce with equal skill the chime ed the streets through which the half benefits gained. You can understand of your invention for FREE SEARCH ■ Ohio. City of Toledo, resonance and cadences of cathedral nude, barefooted prisoners were State and of report on patentability. We get pat- ■ what the actors are saying in mov Lucas ent'i or County, no fee. Write ss. for our free book ■ organ, the soft witchery of the Ha marched on their way to the peniten- of 300 needed inventi makes ons. ! ; ing picture«, Frank J. Cheney oath that bo You can understand Is senior partner of the firm ot F. J waiian airs as played upon native in 1 tiary. Cheney & Co. doing business In the what people are saying just as far Flags Wave From Windows struments, and the irresistable syn City or Toledo. County and State afore away sb yon can see them. The eye and that Lawyers. said firm E»tab will 1889. pay the Kg Flags and banners waved from said. Patent copation of the best popular music of sum 307 of Seventh ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for SL^WashingtorbD^CjM understands beyond the range of roofs and windows. Signs and post each and every case of Catarrh that the day. hearing, Send no money, but men- cannot be cured by the use of HALL'S ers proclaimed “Death to the Grin- CATARRH CURE. FRANK J. CHENEY tion this paper and state whether or Sworn to before me and subscribed goes!'' Troubadours, accompanied MILLIONS IN IT All particulars In my presence, this Sth day of Decem not you are deaf. by street musicians, sang numberless ber. A. D. 1886. A. W. GLEASON, will be sent you absolutely free and (Seal) Notary Public. Pathway■ to Kielies Lies Through the vile verses of "La Cucaracha” in hon Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Intern I with no expense to you. Address, Fields of Invention. or of the "Great Mexican Victory of ally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. 8<*nd I School of Lip Language, Kansas City, I Carrizal" and in ridicule of President for testimonials, free. Missouri. Mr30tf The path to fortune is paved with Wilson and General Pershing. F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. O. Sold by all druggists. 75c. good inventions, apparently. Vendors sold statuettes of candy Hall's Family Pills for constipation. The recipe for piling up a million and wax, depicting a Mexican soldier dollars Is absurdly simple, Simply In triumphant pose with flags planted C. M. SPENCER invent something that about nine- on the bodies of American soldiers. REAL ESTATE HE witches around the caldron were not more disquieting to Macbeth's tenths of the people In the country New’sboys distributed copies of “La INSURANCE name your Demonerata" which declared in flam pence of mind than were the Insurgisita to the standpatters of the old want and need, and (Highest Award) regime »‘lien the former gathered around the political pot of the "old price. There are many things of in ing headlines that the American pun OVER BANK guard," removed the li<l mid Introduced some Ingredients of a much more significant size and apparently little itive expedition, "discouraged by de OF BANDON pslntahle mixture than the people had been accustomed to have dished out to Importance, in which there are fame feat,” was hurriedly retreating north them for many years. and fortune for the inventor. Some ward with Trevino's forces in close In the vanguard of the insurgency appeared Victor Murdock of Kansas, aHhe Panama- body invented the small wire fasten pursuit. pioneer and most eloquent champion of this great liousecleaning campaign on er that holds pamphlets and maga Pacific Exposition Military bands played on the plaza American politics. He comes to the Chautauqua from the front not only of the conflict of political doctrines, but also from a six weeks' sojourn ou the zines together, and some one invent and paraded the streets behind the yvas fo^ ed the machine that stitches them troops that guarded the handful of tiring line In Europe. faster than the eye can follow' black Americans. Agitators harrang- I Whether those somebodies are mil ued the excited throngs on the corn lionaires or not is not known, but as ers and the more bitter their di inun ron suredly there were “millions in it" dations of the United States and all Superiority of Educational Merit for some one who gave the publish Americans, the more louder "vivas” Thia new creation answers with H final authority all kinds of puzzling ers a book binder without which they with which the auditors responded. questions such as “How ia PrzemyH could hardly get along now. That | Gibes Calmly Accepted pronounced?” “Where ia Flan- New Location there are many other little notions of Street urchins shouted at the cap dere ? ” “ What ia a conlinuou» voy TIMMONS BUILDING. tills sort, waiting for some one to tives and, crooking their arms in a age?” ‘ ‘What is a howitzer?” * ‘What First Street. ia white coal?” “How is slat pro think them into existence, is shown rifle firing position, indicated by un nounced?” and thousands of others. n the following list of twelve much- mistakable gestures that the Ameri More than 400.000 Vocabulary Tonus. Daily Papers Magazines needed Inventions, given off-hand by cans were to meet death befote a fir 30,000 Geographical Subjects. 12,000 an after-dinner speaker tn New York ing squad. Others pointed to their Biographical Entries. Over 6000 Mu- All Current Publications tritions. 2700 Page*. Thu only diction- recently: ' necks, mimicked the tightening of a u} with the divided page-a stroke ot Watch for S. Platt Jones, the man A cheep automobile fuel. noose and emitted strangling noises genius. that's going to "start something" on The perfect tire, Rwelarsa41a«s- from the throat. the opening night of the Chautauqua. t'oinic Opera “Martha" by Boston P mw UU ms . The perfect fountain pen and ink. Jones |s that Indescribable sort that a Whatever their inner feelings Lyric O|>eia Co.. Witepskie's Roy a. Write for speei- well. m-n paces, ih a Saturday Evening Post $ metro|iolitan reporter would call a Hungarian < Ircliestra, Ionian Ser- might have been, the negro troopers, lustrations. etc A shoe that needs no laces . r but- “•cream." He Is that and more—he Is A Y Tran, • Bet of to all outward appearances, acted «natters, I amous Harpist and Otli- OOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOc Pocket Map« if ; tons. i'rs—I list Opportunity Offered. calmly, acknowledging the jibes with f you name this A quick-fitting corset needing no paper. broad, teeth-dfsplaying grins, accord aaa laws. ing to the Federal informant. The MERRIAM ca, A moth-proof wardrobe without As a member of the Affiliated Ly Ssrtsri »H. M am . Mexican who brought the news de ceum Bureaus of America, the Ban odor. clared that Trevino had as yet made Best Insured by Using Rexall An automatic rug-beater. don Chautauqua Is enabled to present no public announcement contradict How to K eel Good Tomorrow A window screen that will roll up to patrons programs which have re Indigestion quickly develops sick Tooth Paste— Guaranteed ing the common belief that the pris headache, biliousness, bloating, sour reived the stamp of approval from like a shade. oners are to be executed. At least, he stomach, to Please. gas on stomach, bad breath A window shade bracket that will the almost hypercritical standards oi said, the citizens of Chihuahua are or some of the other conditions caus not damage the woodwork. the East. j looking forward to a public execution ed by clogged or irregular bowels, Rexall Tooth Paste is m ant to A collar that looks right and needs I to—ton Lyric <)|H*ru Co, of the captives. But in a dispatch if you have any of these symptoms, take a Foley Cathartic Tablet this please you. Every care is exer In this way It Is possible to give no no fickle button. reaching here from a British subject evening and you will feel better in A bottle for applying iodine and less a premier musical offering than in Chihuahua, »ho is the foreign the morning.—ORANGE PHARM cised in selecting the purest in the Boston Lyric Opera company, dis removing the stain simultaneously. newspaper correspondent remaining ACY gredients and blending them into A means of popularizing carrot I there. Trevino is quoted as declaring tinguished singers of light opera the dainty, antiseptic, delightful tame. The finest tiling about thii chips. that the prisoners will not be execut finished product. That is why There are good Ideas in the list, ed. Nothing has been decided as to company of urtists is that they make it is the favorite among all our it their business to sing a generous but also many flaws. These, it pro what will be done them. number of the old favorite ballads coeds to point out. suggesting other said. tooth preparations, selling faster and folk songs that everyone loves means to millions. than any other three of them. !s the congress shoe so soon for Then, besides popular and classic so Our people have learned that lecticna from the operas, they present gotten? Colorless iodine is not at using Rexall’s Tooth Paste is a (By WALT MASON) In costume the second act from the all a rarity, nor Is It expensive. Why pleasant experience, and that it very best of all comic operas, "Mar i rug-beater in the day of the vacu- How lovely Is that princely gent tha." im cleaner? As for the eesily-donn- who never owes a man a cent, that is also good for their teeth and >d corset, the man who Invents an he won't gladly pay: whose glance is Mrs. liariette G. Rolternon gums. It destroys the germs of s Harrietts Gunn Roberson, au article of dress for woman whose not severe and chill, when you pre lecay, helps whiten and preserve hor and lecturer, a faiortte with en only recommendation Is that it saves sent your little bill upon collection ¿he teeth, makes the gums red lightened woman's organizations trouble is a fool for his pains. day. He scans your little bill and and rosy, and leaves the breath Here are a few substitute sugges | cries. "It is a pleasure, bless your throughout the country Is coming to fragrant and sweet If it Chautauqua to deliver her splendid tions which we recommend to rising eyes, to deal with folks like you, who RICH MILK AND CRKAM lecture. "Success at Home." Mrs young Edisons: I charge a reasonable price for shred doesn’t do all this, if it doesn’t Delivered Daily to Your Door. A corset which is twice as much ded prunes and boneless rice, and Roberson is one of th* most delight SANITO GROCERY please you your money back. ful of American woman writers and trouble, but guaranteed to make the other things we chew. Just wind a HEADQUARTERS Price 25 cents. Sold in this com her contributions to popular periodi dowager look as If she weighed 125 smile around your neck, while I sit munity only at our store. The PARKERSBURG DAIRY cals are the joy of every home. The pounds. down and write a check, with my I Rexall Store, C. Y. L owe . PHONE .TOM same Individual charm that is felt in A shoe which makes a "D” foot large fountain pen; you sold me good her writings la even more apparent look like an "AAA", no matter if it and honest junk, and I am glad to in her speaking takes two maids half an hour to put pay the plunk, the kopeck and the It on. Elizabeth <lr Barrie Gill yen " This man may be a homely The fame of Elisabeth de Barrie A device to turn ihe pages of a skate, he may not wear his side Gill, premier lady harpist and enter newspaper and hold It comfortably boards straight, his necktie may ba tainer. is nation-wide and she is ev while one clings to a subway strap. red; he may have warts upon his ear. QUICK, RELIABLE SERVICE erywhere considered an A l attrac An envelope which makes It im his awkward feet may interfere, and AUTO TRUCKS lion. Mrs Gill gives a three-in-onr possible to forget to mail a letter. bald may be his head. But men will concert. Besides playing the harr A system which make« it easy to I say he's quite in style; they'll praise HEADQlAKTERS NOTHING TOO LARGE with exceptional skill, she has a very get 19 nickels from a ticket office the beauty of hts smile, the contour CENTRAL WAREHOUSE NOTHING TOO SMALL FHONB 142 fine contralto voice and sings deiight- before the waiting line begins to ' of his nose, they'll overlook his fea fuiiy to her own accompaniment growl. tures mean and say. "We've really also »he Is a clever reader and Imper- A false superstructure which will i .al prince of senator, interspersing choice seine make live moat popular brand of Jit 00000« Platt Jones I tlons with appropriate Interludes on noy bus look like a 95,000 motor car the harp. but why enumerate The last an»- The Ionian Servnaders gestion alone should bring the RUC- Uhe pure Irrosistibleness of the ceaaful inventor at least 12 or 13 a ! A - - - ■ - Ionian Serenaders la that thev lust million dollars and a permanent re* * Ju mailer whal you want come < _ to our a »tore, V pirouette into their program with » alty to his descendants we carry a large stock and sell at rediculously verve and vim that instantl) captt vales Another delectable qualltv Man la not the creature of ctr- low prices. Highest prices paid for Household Goods. about the lonians la the Inimilahl* cumatancea; circumstances are the V 0 delight they take In their work It Is creatures of men.—Disraeli. obvious that they enjoy entertaining I Acuir* cut and mounted. Sabre 'Phone 1211 340 Second St, E*»t ? <“>q>le fully aa much as people love ' to be entertained by them. There are 1 Brothers. It o 9 Famous Editor and Statesman Coming to Chautauqua Captives Stripped and Shown to Mob Hear Without Ears PATENTS I T D. SWIFT &C0.I tfeOnlyGraiid.Prize , Jpiven Dictionaries S. PLATT JONES SPLENDID TALENT CALLED “SCREAM AT CHAUTAUQUA Chautauqua Humorist Jollies! 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