Cut TL1» Out—It Is Worth Money
never seen a man with finer toea."
four of them—four sparkling girls
DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out thia
No man is ugly when he hauls his slip,
in radiant costume, and the way
enclose with five cents to Foley
bundle from his overalls, and blithely * Co.. Chicago, 111., writing your
these bundles of ingratiating famln-J
pays his bills; who pays the tailor for name and address clearly. You will
lnlty shuffle music from the accord-:
his duds, the washerwoman for her receive in return a trial package con
ion is a revelation in syncopated ve
taining Foley’s Honey and Tar com
locity that would baffle a speedome 17 Negro Troops Paraded in Streets suds, the sawbones for bis pilis.
pound for coughs, colds and croup,
ter to record. The lonians are equal
Foley Kidney Pills and Foley Cathar
as Mexicans Hurl Stones—Chi
Kansas Editor and Congressman to Lecture After
It
is
the
idle
who
complain
they
tic Tablets.—Orange Pharmacy.
ly at home on the cello, violin and at
huahua Has Gala Day.
cannot find time to do that which
Three Months In War Zone
the piano in both solo and ensemble
they fancy they wish.
In truth,
work—interwoven with the tune ban
people
can
generally
make
time for
Paso,
Texas,
June
17
24
—
The
El
quet the girlB embroider some choice
bits of pantomime, readings and im negro troopers captured in the am- what they choose to do; it ia not Police and Detectives Are Using I dp
buscade at Carrizal were stripped of really the time, but the will that is
personations.
Reading in Place of the
their uniforms and shoes upon their wanting.—Lubbock.
Witepskie's Hungarian Orchestra
Dictagraph.
Witepskie's Augmented Royal Hun arrival at Chihuahua City and march
•«k
ed
through
the
streets
in
their
under
garian Orchestra, string, reed, and
Thousands of deaf people are today
metal ensemble, comprising a per- clothing, while a mob of Mexicans
throwing away all hearing devices
sonnel replete with consummate ar- hurled stones and vile epithets at
and enjoying all conversation. This
tistry, 1s directed by M. WitepBkie, them from the sidewalks.
method is easily and quickly acquired
This information was brought to El
world recognized genius of symphonic
thru our system. Absolutely the only
obtained through the old established H
orchestration. The marvelous tone Faso today by a Mexican employe in
“D. bWlFT A. CO.” are bein* quickly ■
thing of its kind in the country. Our
bought by Manufacturers.
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effects In sound symbolism, produc the service of one of the federal de
proposition is entirely original. We
ed by this superb company of musi partments. He left Chihuahua on
guarantee results, it will amaze you.
cians, is the work of a harmonic the train which reached here this
Cost is trifling. See what New In
mosaic. Pre-eminently distinguish morning. The expedition of the cap
ternational Encyclopedia says on Lip
ed for tremendous power, and vivid tives, some of them bearing wounds,
Reading. Hundreds of people with
picturization of the classic operas and was a gala occasion in Chihuahua.
normal hearing are taking up Lip
rhapsodies, the Royal Hungarians re The entire population of the city lin
Reading for the many additional
Send a model or sketches and tiescription K
produce with equal skill the chime ed the streets through which the half
benefits
gained. You can understand
of your invention for FREE SEARCH ■
Ohio.
City of Toledo,
resonance and cadences of cathedral nude, barefooted prisoners were State
and of
report
on patentability.
We get pat- ■ what the actors are saying in mov
Lucas
ent'i
or
County,
no
fee.
Write
ss.
for
our
free
book
■
organ, the soft witchery of the Ha marched on their way to the peniten-
of 300 needed
inventi makes
ons.
! ; ing picture«,
Frank
J. Cheney
oath that bo
You can understand
Is senior partner of the firm ot F. J
waiian airs as played upon native in 1 tiary.
Cheney & Co. doing business In the what people are saying just as far
Flags Wave From Windows
struments, and the irresistable syn
City or Toledo. County and State afore away sb yon can see them. The eye
and that Lawyers.
said firm E»tab
will 1889.
pay the
Kg
Flags and banners
waved from said. Patent
copation of the best popular music of
sum 307
of Seventh
ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for
SL^WashingtorbD^CjM
understands beyond the range of
roofs
and
windows.
Signs
and
post
each and every case of Catarrh that
the day.
hearing, Send no money, but men-
cannot be cured by the use of HALL'S
ers proclaimed “Death to the Grin- CATARRH CURE. FRANK J. CHENEY
tion this paper and state whether or
Sworn to before me and subscribed
goes!'' Troubadours, accompanied
MILLIONS IN IT
All particulars
In my presence, this Sth day of Decem not you are deaf.
by street musicians, sang numberless ber. A. D. 1886. A. W. GLEASON,
will be sent you absolutely free and
(Seal)
Notary
Public.
Pathway■ to Kielies Lies Through the vile verses of "La Cucaracha” in hon
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Intern I with no expense to you.
Address,
Fields of Invention.
or of the "Great Mexican Victory of ally and acts through the Blood on the
Mucous Surfaces of the System. 8<*nd I School of Lip Language, Kansas City,
I Carrizal" and in ridicule of President for testimonials, free.
Missouri.
Mr30tf
The path to fortune is paved with Wilson and General Pershing.
F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. O.
Sold
by
all
druggists.
75c.
good inventions, apparently.
Vendors sold statuettes of candy
Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
The recipe for piling up a million and wax, depicting a Mexican soldier
dollars Is absurdly simple, Simply In triumphant pose with flags planted
C. M. SPENCER
invent something that about nine- on the bodies of American soldiers.
REAL ESTATE
HE witches around the caldron were not more disquieting to Macbeth's tenths of the people In the country New’sboys distributed copies of “La
INSURANCE
name your Demonerata" which declared in flam
pence of mind than were the Insurgisita to the standpatters of the old want and need, and
(Highest Award)
regime »‘lien the former gathered around the political pot of the "old price. There are many things of in ing headlines that the American pun
OVER BANK
guard," removed the li<l mid Introduced some Ingredients of a much more significant size and apparently little itive expedition, "discouraged by de
OF BANDON
pslntahle mixture than the people had been accustomed to have dished out to Importance, in which there are fame
feat,” was hurriedly retreating north
them for many years.
and fortune for the inventor. Some ward with Trevino's forces in close
In the vanguard of the insurgency appeared Victor Murdock of Kansas,
aHhe Panama-
body invented the small wire fasten pursuit.
pioneer and most eloquent champion of this great liousecleaning campaign on
er
that
holds
pamphlets
and
maga
Pacific
Exposition
Military bands played on the plaza
American politics. He comes to the Chautauqua from the front not only of
the conflict of political doctrines, but also from a six weeks' sojourn ou the zines together, and some one invent and paraded the streets behind the
yvas
fo^
ed the machine that stitches them troops that guarded the handful of
tiring line In Europe.
faster than the eye can follow' black Americans. Agitators harrang-
I
Whether those somebodies are mil ued the excited throngs on the corn
lionaires or not is not known, but as ers and the more bitter their di inun
ron
suredly there were “millions in it" dations of the United States and all
Superiority of Educational Merit
for some one who gave the publish Americans, the more louder "vivas”
Thia new creation answers with
H
final authority all kinds of puzzling
ers a book binder without which they with which the auditors responded.
questions such as “How ia PrzemyH
could hardly get along now. That |
Gibes Calmly Accepted
pronounced?” “Where ia Flan-
New Location
there are many other little notions of
Street urchins shouted at the cap
dere ? ” “ What ia a conlinuou» voy
TIMMONS
BUILDING.
tills sort, waiting for some one to tives and, crooking their arms in a
age?” ‘ ‘What is a howitzer?” * ‘What
First Street.
ia white coal?” “How is slat pro
think them into existence, is shown rifle firing position, indicated by un
nounced?” and thousands of others.
n the following list of twelve much- mistakable gestures that the Ameri
More than 400.000 Vocabulary Tonus.
Daily Papers Magazines
needed Inventions, given off-hand by cans were to meet death befote a fir
30,000 Geographical Subjects. 12,000
an after-dinner speaker tn New York ing squad. Others pointed to their
Biographical Entries. Over 6000 Mu-
All Current Publications
tritions. 2700 Page*. Thu only diction-
recently:
' necks, mimicked the tightening of a
u}
with
the
divided
page-a
stroke
ot
Watch for S. Platt Jones, the man
A cheep automobile fuel.
noose and emitted strangling noises
genius.
that's going to "start something" on
The
perfect tire,
Rwelarsa41a«s-
from the throat.
the opening night of the Chautauqua. t'oinic Opera “Martha" by Boston
P mw UU ms .
The perfect fountain pen and ink.
Jones |s that Indescribable sort that a
Whatever their inner feelings
Lyric O|>eia Co.. Witepskie's Roy a.
Write for speei-
well.
m-n
paces, ih
a
Saturday Evening Post $
metro|iolitan reporter would call a
Hungarian < Ircliestra, Ionian Ser-
might have been, the negro troopers,
lustrations. etc
A shoe that needs no laces . r but-
“•cream." He Is that and more—he Is
A
Y
Tran, • Bet of
to all outward appearances, acted
«natters, I amous Harpist and Otli-
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Pocket Map« if ;
tons.
i'rs—I list Opportunity Offered.
calmly, acknowledging the jibes with f
you name this
A quick-fitting corset needing no
paper.
broad, teeth-dfsplaying grins, accord
aaa
laws.
ing to the Federal informant. The
MERRIAM ca,
A moth-proof wardrobe without
As a member of the Affiliated Ly
Ssrtsri »H. M am .
Mexican who brought the news de
ceum Bureaus of America, the Ban odor.
clared that Trevino had as yet made
Best Insured by Using Rexall
An automatic rug-beater.
don Chautauqua Is enabled to present
no public announcement contradict
How to K eel Good Tomorrow
A window screen that will roll up
to patrons programs which have re
Indigestion
quickly
develops
sick
Tooth Paste— Guaranteed
ing the common belief that the pris
headache, biliousness, bloating, sour
reived the stamp of approval from like a shade.
oners are to be executed. At least, he stomach,
to Please.
gas on stomach, bad breath
A window shade bracket that will
the almost hypercritical standards oi
said, the citizens of Chihuahua are or some of the other conditions caus
not
damage
the
woodwork.
the East.
j looking forward to a public execution ed by clogged or irregular bowels,
Rexall Tooth Paste is m ant to
A collar that looks right and needs
I to—ton Lyric <)|H*ru Co,
of the captives. But in a dispatch if you have any of these symptoms,
take a Foley Cathartic Tablet this please you. Every care is exer
In this way It Is possible to give no no fickle button.
reaching here from a British subject evening and you will feel better in
A bottle for applying iodine and
less a premier musical offering than
in Chihuahua, »ho is the foreign the morning.—ORANGE PHARM cised in selecting the purest in
the Boston Lyric Opera company, dis removing the stain simultaneously.
newspaper correspondent remaining ACY
gredients and blending them into
A means of popularizing carrot I there. Trevino is quoted as declaring
tinguished singers of light opera
the dainty, antiseptic, delightful
tame. The finest tiling about thii chips.
that the prisoners will not be execut
finished product. That is why
There are good Ideas in the list, ed. Nothing has been decided as to
company of urtists is that they make
it
is the favorite among all our
it their business to sing a generous but also many flaws. These, it pro what will be done
them.
number of the old favorite ballads coeds to point out. suggesting other said.
tooth preparations, selling faster
and folk songs that everyone loves means to millions.
than any other three of them.
!s the congress shoe so soon for
Then, besides popular and classic so
Our
people have learned that
lecticna from the operas, they present gotten? Colorless iodine is not at
using
Rexall’s Tooth Paste is a
(By WALT MASON)
In costume the second act from the all a rarity, nor Is It expensive. Why
pleasant
experience, and that it
very best of all comic operas, "Mar i rug-beater in the day of the vacu-
How lovely Is that princely gent
tha."
im cleaner? As for the eesily-donn- who never owes a man a cent, that
is also good for their teeth and
>d corset, the man who Invents an he won't gladly pay: whose glance is
Mrs. liariette G. Rolternon
gums. It destroys the germs of
s Harrietts Gunn Roberson, au article of dress for woman whose not severe and chill, when you pre
lecay, helps whiten and preserve
hor and lecturer, a faiortte with en only recommendation Is that it saves sent your little bill upon collection
¿he
teeth, makes the gums red
lightened woman's
organizations trouble is a fool for his pains.
day. He scans your little bill and
and rosy, and leaves the breath
Here are a few substitute sugges | cries. "It is a pleasure, bless your
throughout the country Is coming to
fragrant and sweet
If it
Chautauqua to deliver her splendid tions which we recommend to rising eyes, to deal with folks like you, who
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Mrs young Edisons:
I charge a reasonable price for shred
doesn’t do all this, if it doesn’t
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A corset which is twice as much ded prunes and boneless rice, and
Roberson is one of th* most delight
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munity
only at our store. The
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same Individual charm that is felt in
A shoe which makes a "D” foot large fountain pen; you sold me good
her writings la even more apparent look like an "AAA", no matter if it and honest junk, and I am glad to
in her speaking
takes two maids half an hour to put pay the plunk, the kopeck and the
It on.
Elizabeth <lr Barrie Gill
yen " This man may be a homely
The fame of Elisabeth de Barrie
A device to turn ihe pages of a skate, he may not wear his side
Gill, premier lady harpist and enter newspaper and hold It comfortably boards straight, his necktie may ba
tainer. is nation-wide and she is ev while one clings to a subway strap. red; he may have warts upon his ear.
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An envelope which makes It im his awkward feet may interfere, and
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lion. Mrs Gill gives a three-in-onr possible to forget to mail a letter.
bald may be his head. But men will
concert.
Besides playing the harr
A system which make« it easy to I say he's quite in style; they'll praise
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fine contralto voice and sings deiight- before the waiting line begins to ' of his nose, they'll overlook his fea
fuiiy to her own accompaniment growl.
tures mean and say. "We've really
also
»he Is a clever reader and Imper-
A false superstructure which will
i .al prince of
senator, interspersing choice seine make live moat popular brand of Jit 00000«
Platt Jones I
tlons with appropriate Interludes on noy bus look like a 95,000 motor car
the harp.
but why enumerate
The last an»-
The Ionian Servnaders
gestion alone should bring the RUC-
Uhe pure Irrosistibleness of the ceaaful inventor at least 12 or 13
a !
A
- - - ■ -
Ionian Serenaders la that thev lust million dollars and a permanent re* *
Ju mailer whal
you want
come < _ to our a »tore,
V
pirouette into their program with » alty to his descendants
we carry a large stock and sell at rediculously
verve and vim that instantl) captt
vales
Another delectable qualltv
Man la not the creature of ctr-
low prices. Highest prices paid for Household Goods.
about the lonians la the Inimilahl* cumatancea; circumstances are the V
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delight they take In their work It Is creatures of men.—Disraeli.
obvious that they enjoy entertaining I
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