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HEALTH OTES FOR AUGUST. ffl . A T ar-K rt-r b RUI'A FOR catarrh c. of the: t BOWELS. August 1 the month of Internal catarrh. 7 ha mucous mem branet, especially of the bowels, are very liable to congestion, causing summer complaint, and catarrh ol the bowels and other Internal organs. J'e-ru-na Is an excellent remedy tor all these conditions. Mineral Wealth ml Ibe Sealb. About nn-aventri nf rlia mineral produrtlon of tlie entlr- rouutry iiiot !" 1 r.., ).- u. ....... w - ... " Hlllo.. HandrasU -f H. -" .. i-vuiiirni rm ii a, ti mil ruinous cimI, tbe must vsIuaMe mineral, the Kimth iirocluc-es one fourth, and of Iron aluut one ninth. Ita total coal rMun--s amount to nearly rjuu.oun, OMl.iXiO tons, or m-re than one fourth of our estimated nl rest-ire. Of mineral rhitnlcal mate-rials the South iu.1Ih. mora than one-half, cliletly phosphate rock, all of whh is produced In Florida, Tenni'wett ami South Carolina, and nearly one-third of the mineral (lici)enta. Of preelo'is stones the whole country jinxluces only $325.01) worth, with the South fur nlahlnx Its fair share. The showing In Iron ore reserves la quite aa (rood ; a safe minimum la 3,fXiO,oniMtO tone, or nearly one-third of the nation's total. Of workable Iron ore the South contains one and one- balf times as mu-h as the famous Lake Superior district, and this does not Include the deep lying southern ores. On basis of Tnlue of product the South furnishes more than two-ser- enths of our oil and more than one- sixth of our ens. New York Bun. THE IXDIAX3' KEMESIS. of Ilia Daf a.klae. I'jmn a bank of the Missouri itiver In t'wlar County. Nebraska, live alone a man ninety )enr old. who has kilted so nothing la s,r y hundreds of Indiana. No one knows prisma to the Ku.-IM how many reb.kl"' be killed. He skk-tche of uulnLabltf There Crawl Stratrbee wiiw raw llu. as uotuini- lu Kur New Z.lauder , Ulu I acta crowds. A Fallal-. Not long ago a man appeared at the rppltol ami had his card taken In to Senator Hnllcy. Tho Henntor did not recoKiiIze the name, hut, In accordance vlth his usual eourtcHy, rniue out to where the stronger wns wnltlnu. It took only a few minutes' conver sation to develop the fact that the In dividual simply dcxlred to make a 'touch. " It wns the regulation "Jleen infortunnto, snh, and deKlre to get tintk to my own country, snh." "What la your business, colonel?" the Senator lixiulred. The rusty frock mat and black but seemed to warrant the title. "Why, I am a p-ntleman. Senator," the stranger replied, pompously. "Oh, J see," the Renntor unld, pleas antly. 'llava you Instltutail ankritit- cy proceedings yet?" rbllodelyhla Uoo-ord. ParretaiT Shaw paid a llt to the plebelt region of New Englaud the puat summer. lie gtfj'Ivl one nlgbt at email country hotel, where the youthful duughter of the proprietor oltlrlated as waitress. Keating himself at the break fust table the next morning Mr. Khaw asked: "Have you any breakfast food, young lady?" The Ingenuous little Ver n.onter stared erplcedly at the boo retary, cast her eyes with significance over the well-laden table, upon which was spread the usual assortment of preserves. Jellies, pic kles, Worcester- hire sauce, ham, eggs and bread, and tammered out: "Kxcuse me, air, but what did you want?" "Why, some breakfast food, plense," repeated Sec retary Shaw, politely. The girl frown ed and then, with sudden Illumination f the distinguished guest's manning, replied glibly, "Oh, yes, sir; we have pple, pumpkin, gooseberry, and I be lieve scpinsh pie!" And she hurried from the room to execute Secretary Show's order. Exchange. Nanla llntlea. Several of the English dukes have an annual duty to perform In accord ance with the patent of their iceerajtes. The I Hike of Wellington oommomontfes thu day of the battle of Waterloo by ending miniature reproductions of the French and English flags to the king. The Duke of Murlhorotigh presents an annual Hag to King Edward on the day of the battle of llleiihelm J and the Duke of Hamilton, as hereditary keep er of Holyrood palace, Is Involved lu the duty of sending a fnt buck to the Guard of Honor on the occasion of their yearly dinner. While writing of these matters. It may be mentioned that one or two peerages are In re ceipt of government grants In perpetu ity. For example, the Nelson earldom gets $23,000 a yenr, and the barony of Rodney Is In receipt of $10,000 a year. Itut the annual $10,000 granted to the haronlca of Haslnn and Naplar of Mngclnla will Ole wltu tna preaent boldera of these titles. IBS rhasrri, fior. Stuart of Pennsylvania snld re- bill that be Way of Oae Man. lie. but bashful for his age. At 25 It is expected nowadays ppnt'y In ""rlshurg of that a man should be matter of fact ul!'"7, V . i u She was his equal In romance, but a! " ' " glnnoe. Is full of trifle older, old enough. Indeed, to b Promise and enthusiasm and hope, but a widow. The conversation had turn l It I naive. It Is like the young man d on the ever-Important subject of ' Kensington who proposed for the mothers In law. There was a lull lnthsj ' ' millionaire's daughter. tluxlna far. she sighed and' " "ell,- snm tne millionaire, rrown- does not himself know. Hut Torty three years of bis life were devotej to rtie one effort of killing as many as he could In revenge for the uiaxaacre of his three children. Hanson Wiseman and bis wife and baby went from West Vlrgiula to Northeastern Nebraska long before the war. That country was then the wild West. In lf!2 he enlisted as a member of Gen. Sully's Nebraska brigade, und m spite of the warning of bis uelghtiora be departed with the troop. Less than a year later Wlsemen's three children were murdered and his cabin burned by marauding Indiana. Mrs. Wiseman had gone to Vankton after supplies, leaving her 10-year-old sou to protect bis little sister and baby brother. On tier return on the fifth Hay she found the cabin a partial ruin nnd the boy and baby deait Her daughter was still alive, but with scalp gone and tongue cut out she lived but a few days. The mother, crazed with grief, run away. The news reached Wiseman In Mon tana. Wllthout asking leave he sUrW back to Cedar County. After a long search he found his wif?, but It was a year before she was able to tell htm the story. Close by where the Wisemans bad lived was the bunting ground of the 1'oncus, nnd the Territory was now and then Invaded by the Yankton Sioux, who were ever at conflict with the Nebraska reds. Wiseman was never able to discover whether It had been Sioux or I'onca that had murder ed bis family. I'pon the graves of his children he swore the vendetta of the West Vir ginia bill tribes, nnd he kept It Just how many Indians he killed no one pretend to know. A few years ago a geologist discovered at the foot of the bluff Un which his children were burled the remains of twenty-four In diana. It was pronounced to he an In dian burying ground, but "Wiseman's neighlsirs assert It was the old man's private graveyard, and the bodies were those of his victims. Wiseman stalked bis game In forest and over prairie. He always liuuteJ alone, and be made It a point to pick off every stray Indian he rnn across. On one occasion, when the government wns moving the Toneus from Nebras ka to the Indian Territory, Wiseman lay In wait at a isilnt close by his home, and as the first two cntioos rounded the bend he opened fire with n Winchester. He killed several and maimed others Is-fore the frightened reds could get out range. An Inves tigation was ordered by the govvrn uient, but nothing ever came of it, as none of bis neighbors would give testi mony against him. Wiseman Is IN) years old, and has lived alone for thirty years lu a rude habitation along the Mlsourl bluffs lis houan Is built of rough, umuilnted ' .lna, win harml Initiioi and loopholes, a miniature fortress of the frontie r t.vjie. Ho had It fireproof. ed In every particular, so that It might uot be burned over bis head by bis rod enemies. He has the hallucination that they are still on his trail, and he slu with a loaded rifle across his knoos and a shotgun at bis feet. Chicago Chron icle. argument. aid: "Ah, me I I shall never have another mother In law 1" He looked at her with Interest for a moment, and then suddenly blurted out : "My mother died when I was very young!" "It was an Inadvertence, but he could not draw back. She threw herself Into bis arms, and they have lived happily up to now. Pittsburg Press. Ilrr Majealr's Ftlqartte. Queen Alexandria of England Is strict on such isilnts of ethpiette as make It a breach of decorum, for In stall, to band anything but new and unused coin, fresh from t've mint, to the consort of the Hrltlsh sovereign. To make love to her majesty Is pun ishable, by the law of ltrltuln, with death, unions, of course, one hapieus t. be tha king. Ing thoughtfully, what are your pros pects? Is there any chance of promo tion In your business?' "Any chance?' cried the young man. Well. I sliould say so. Why, we em ploy 200 men, and my Job Is next to the lowest In the establishment'" laves serve as Moaar. Terhaps the- queerest money In the world Is represented by the boy and girl slaves In Mohammedan Africa. One of these will buy two camels. It Is a currency much favored, for It will carry Itself, and Increases In value like the best real estate. Moil ?. "Whom do you regard aa the great est living actor?" "My friend," answered Mr. Storm Ington Itarnes, "the question Is not considerate. You know Inrw I hate t talk .about myself." Washington Star. BLOOD .DISEASED klMD SYSTEM DISORDERED m 7nn Airairs tot irr . fba 4. ji,)UIu" Is so sur- a u t& IsiKf""1! nil t M witnoui the road Couldn't ,o Abroad. "Am I going abroad this suinuier?" exclaimed the society woman. "My dear, I shall be obllgiil to go. I did not Intend to, und I feel that I can in it really afford to, In view of nil the other things I have to do und prefer to, but I see no other way. My cook willed mlllau's Maguzii Vrn . " " " wjuri.se mi may easily travel t psasiug mngle ho,,-a on leading to one of the A po(,ular re" sorta of the Nurtb 'ud'l0" mlleaof highway theru W m"U Inn where the hor.,, jr,!". ,m1 one Mao'l vlllag,., Wi'4 i ulitaT wblt teacher for It. 11KjI ?, ,Tub or awamp where w rM wr TOim OT cleared brush where bU''tiM, ,umP still stand or fern lanj wlti pt'''M" f rough pasture. And to reach the far-fim4 1,kM of the South ' Island, beautiful uoun when they are reac-b., tt to"" for two whole day, th'rotil to''ne" of dust or mud, a.-corUng to tbt season, dragging lu slow av Mil "le of aeenilng desert, w b,.r, eves yellow tussm-k grass Is bcit.i duuted tr thistles or by putclnv of green HcW" r0""1" blliut nothing ao !,lM, i, . rerJl.ris. In New Zc-ulniii they in'ril1 by the ntimU'r of shc-p It cirTy aod this' Is Ave or six acrcf to abeop. and merino slu-op into tb brB-ln- The driver ut he p .sses Ult out let ter bags at the little waysianwt"" or tucka them Into wuodvn boies perch ed by the highway. la tWi T tne poet Is delivered t Ice or possibly thrice a week In auimner and oiw In winter. But this Is along the coact rosds und even they are often Imp1 hie fof wheeled tralllc In winter. Then the poat cart, sunk to Its silt lumbers along at the rate of two miles an hour, or the postman rules la Bind up to his horse's girths, and those who bave busi ness abroad do likew ise or wilt at home for better weather. Luckily, In no part of .New Zealand are the winters so long and so severe aa In England; but materia! for road making Is rc in New Zealand and labor Is scarcer and dearer. When one thinks of all that bus been done, and of the fifty years or ao that It has been done In, ethe wonder Is, not that the roads are bad, but that there are ao many roads of any kind. On many big runa, which yeara of toll have gone to muke, all the winter's stores must be housed not later than April, because when tlx rains come only an ox dray or a pack horse can travel along the road to the township, and UuU with difficulty ; and Uie store keeper Diust bring all ttxlr wares from the nearest railway station or coast town before the weather breaks, stand ing out of their uuitify for many moutlia, or else they mustiuffcr the loss of oxen aud horses bogged or exhausted with the heavy winter's wrk. No wonder store goods are dear. "Four foot deep and four foot wide," Is the familiar description of roads In "the roadless north," which has a pre eminently evil reputation in that way, but even In the old settlements smith wsrd walking Is oiVo out of the ques tion, not only beraa Jbiere Is nowhere to go within walking-stance, but also because of the roadi t.d the unbrldged rivera. Nor la that the worst that can befall, for In many divtrlets even yet there are no roads, only bridle paths, or foot tracks ending at the water's edge. s-hence a boat can be rowed to the near est port of call for coasting steamers. When the Hair Falls Then It's time to act! No time to study, to read, to experi ment! You want to save your hair, and save it quickly, too! So make up your mind this very minute that If your hair ever comes out you will use Ayer's Hair Vigor. It makes the scalp healthy. The hair stays In. It cannot do any thing else. It's nature's way. The best klad el a testimonial Cold lor ovu sixty yara." 9 intiDinnii vers m MILLIONS FOB STEEL CARS. FaansrlTaula Hoad to Hare 2,000 t'mehaa of This Malarial. Within the next three yeans It Is pro posed to buy and coustruct 2,000 all steel passenger cars for the Pennsylva nia railroad. This marks a complete change In all existing standards of pus- Cntarrh h not merely an inflammation of the tissuct of the hea5 and throat, n the symptoms f rinpinjf noises In the ears, mucous dropping back intothethru.it, continual hawking ami epittinff, etc., would scent to Indi cate; it is ablool disease itt which the entire circulation and the greater going to the Italian lakes almt the middle of June, aud my eoachuiuii has with dllllcnilty been Induced to await my plans liefore sailing to sis-nil the summer in Norway, i suupiy cannot be outdoue by my own servants, so 1 have to take a chateau lu France for the summer In order to kin-p them from looking down on me." Chicago Inter Ocean. . That law Asala. For miles and miles the through pas senger train has plodded along In the wake of the slow freight. The travel ers grow Irksome and even petulant. "Conductor," says one of the Isjldest of them, "why do you not get that freight to take a siding while we go by Itr "I'nder the new Hepburn law," ex plains tlie conductor, sadly, "we are not allowed to pasa anything." Success Magazine. Iter 1'nrpn.i. The friend of the actress looked at fart pf the system are Involved. Catarrh is due to the presence of an excess , her In some surprise. of uric acid in the Hood. The I.iver, Kidneys and Bowels frequently be- "Hut why should you work so hard come torpid and dull la their action and Instead of carrylnT c!f refuse and be stt saving?" he asked. My dear friend." atie lightly replied. I am working with nn object In view. want to save enough money to war nd waste of the bod7. leave it t j sour and form uric acid in the system This is taken np l y the I lood nnd through its circulation distributed to all !arts of the system. These impurities in the blood irritate and inflame tlie dilTercnt membranes and tissues of the body, and the contracting rant me In scouring a boy husband." of a cold will start the secretions and other distrustin? and disatrrecable 1 rlot-Almd 1'lnin Ilenler. firnipiomsc! latarrii. As t.io blood poes to all parts ci the body the ca tarrhal tNusoti atTccts all parts of the system. The head has a tight, full fc-eling, rose continually stopped tip, pains above the eyes, slight fever conies and goes, the stomach ii upset and the entire system disordered and allected ry tuts disease. It Is a waste of I bad Catarrh f-r about flftaen Toars, and no man coul.t hava time to try to cure Catarrh with sprays, x'MtT".?: J lr,'.1tTry,.h'n' wxshes, inhalations, etc. f.uch treatment 1 could bear ef, but no aooil r- , . ,.,. . , , uited. I than feaan b. 8. s.. an i d.H-s not reach the blood, an I can. there 'ore. frthT ArioVi'-SI'rftSj UXX tU" temporarily relieve t'tkins- U short whllswsier.rad. the discomfort of the troulue. To Cure l bia was a iT"iir,ulUci rat.-irrh twrmmiMit t',rt I,1,v-1 imitt wall trxtarasanrcian. Ithlnk .. .1 ... . , Catarrh la a. Lioo.t diaaaao, end thoroughly punlied and thesvst ctn clcansecl .0.w.V.KotI,.n,!,-c Vr," f 'l poisons, and at t'ie tiame time lr than I do. , Lair, Jfloh. of . m. m. Strenirthened and built tin. xothlnir eciualsi K.KAX30K, s. S. iJ. for this purpose. It attacks the disease at its head, rocs down to the very bottom of the trouble and makes a complete and lasting cure. S. S. S. removes every r article of the catarrhal poison from the lood, maklnjf this vital stream pure, fresh and healthy. Then the inflamed mem- PURELY VEGETABLE lnnrs s'a to he,t- th kMj ia i""1 and cleared, the hawk Ing and spitting cease, every symptom disappears, the constitution Is built tip and vigorous health restored. 3. 8. S. also tones cp the stomach and digestion and acts as a fine tonic to the entire system. If you are suffering with Catarrh begin the use of S. S. S. and write us a statement of your case and our physicians will end yoo literature about Catarrh, and give yon special medical svlvicfl rjUiout chaxga. & S. S. Is for sale at all first class dra? stores. IH SWIFT SPCCinG CO. A TIAMTAm last Saturday and my waitress will snll tmnger equipment and entrance Into ca next week. My maid ami her sister are entirely ut w field, and involvea a tre mendous cash outlay, says the I'hlla- delphla North American. At present prh-es of materials close estimates put the construction cost of all steel passenger cars such asi It la proponed to build at more than $I5,UK) each, or double the cost of the present standard type of wooden car. On this basis 2,uio all steel passenger cars will cost J:io,l ',' HJ. This year It Is the pnn, to build alsHit tU steel passenger cars. Space for construction of l.v) lias been ar ranged for with the American Car and Foundry t'onininy. Almut fifty care will be built In the Pennsylvania rail road shops at Altnona. Whut the I'eiiiisylvanla railroad maiiBuement Is aiding fr Is to have uillclent all steel passenger equlimieut for every train h, h will 1 operated Into the .New York tannl terminal sys tem. This should l completed about the beginning of i:X ', IW'sldes the ,-,, baggage and mall cars which the railroad will sup ply, the I'ulliimn company "'"l nr to provide nearly rxJO stel ileeplnf and parlor cars. These will cost close to 30,000 each. Thus It appears that the Pennsylva nia railroad s N. w York tunnel termi nal, to be operated by Wch high-voltage electric power to mk the use of wooden c-ars to dnniifrous.will com pel an exiendltur t,f fully 50.000,CKJO ror all steel and nou-luflwimable pas senger equipment. Of the proposed I.OD s'11' passen ger cars. Mm ,re f()r' tM i,,ng Island railroad, w hich win W cmiielled to dlsrard all Its wooj,. fqulpinent with the opening of t: ,, V"rk tunnel terminal. At the end of I"' tn total passenger eomp,n,t of Tenn sylvanla railroad systifl was about 6,3110 cars. Ia MT ' Once, In Nice, an Enii'jhmsn ""d rrenchman were ibout to ei'"r'te on tbe Promenade d Anuia, The Engliahnian. t t 'tsrtfd to ward the Cercle MedlUn1' 0lle1 : "An reeerrolr:" And tbe rrenchisaa wived bis hand and answered: ' "TmniaArriosut W an agent to collect, be la Dot near as poiit, ,t b when be called to coax joo. U sft coo tract alor. Foote I.ighte That fellow Ilamm told me that In a wesern town he bad l.tss) eggs thrown at blm one night. Miss Sue Hrette ne tlHjusand eggs? What are you talking atsiutt "Yea, l.tsul eggs. They were Con tained In a can of caviar 1" Youkers Statesman. Wk.a (Ir.rr Mia Meat. When (leorge Hernard Sliaw came down to the des k to meet Mark Twain he put out bis hand. "Awfly glad to see you, Mark," he excl aimed. Ami Twain, with extended band, cor dially nmrniured, "Shaw!" Cleveland PUln r-aler. . It la only fair tn way that after a man has attended preaching crrlces twice a week for thirty or forty years, he becomes a pretty severe and capa ble critic of sermons. It Is an unusual father wbo will whip his son for fighting If the ton happens to be victorious. The New Oplana Care. We put very little faith In the new specific for the opium habit but Its success In the region of Singapore equals that claimed here for Christian Science. At a result the Importation of opium In the Malay Statea baa been reduced from eighty to fifty chests a month and thousands have been cured. Tbe plant is a climber, botanleally called Comhretum sondalcum. A decoc tion of the plant la put Into two bot tles. Into one of wbloh Is added as much burnt opium tlie patient Is accustomed to use In a day. When be craves opium he la given two table spoonfuls from tbe latter bottle and as much from the other bottle replaces It to OH the space. This Is now repeated when called for, but no new opium Is added. The patient Is cured In from ten to fifteen days. It looks like a plan for "taper ing off," with the assurance that the medicine does It The Independent It Wasn't New York. A gentleman wbo bad occasion to go to an inland New England village ten miles from a railroad was met at tbe station by an old fellow who look ed as If he might have Just awakened after a Itlp Van Winkle sleep. Ills horse and buggy were In keeping with their owner's ancient appearance. "Here we air at last" said the driv er, when they Anally came to three bouses and a blacksmith's shop. "This isn't much of a place. Is It?" aald the depressed stranger, looking around. - " "Oh, you don't see all o' It from here," was the reply. "Thar's two more houses over behind that hill thar, an' a cooper's shop jest around that bend In the road tbur. Come to bnnch 'em all together an' It's consld'able o' a place but o' course It ain't New York." Woman s Home Companion. Carrrtaat Taaaa. . "Did yon want to blra a boyT" ask ed the applicant at a inualo atora. v" aald the manager. "What musical ability have you?" "None." "Can you even carry a tuneT" "Yea." "Then you'll do. We want yon to hurry these phonographic records down to the shipping department" Kansas City Times. The Prise Cow. Take for yourself a well bred cow, get her on full feed, cram and feed and stuff and cram her for, say, a year. Go to the trouble of washing and cur rying and scrubbing and combing her twice a day, get down on your bunk ers, my friend, sandpaper her hoofs, groom ber legs, polish ber horns and brush ber tall, and by the time show season comes around you sliould have a very creditable looking show cow. Sheridan (Mo.) Advance. Ills l.aelc of t'uoraft, "Little boy," asked ths gentle voiced matron, "bow does it happen that you don't catch sny of these fish but tbe smallest ones?" "It happens, ma'sm," answered Tom my, choking bark a sob, " 'cause the other boys sin't afraid to lis like biases, blame their plrtiir's, an' I am." a. .i.mImI Pwaale. Itehlnd the bridge of your nose Is a little cavity in the skull, the origin which ail-ears to te unknown. It probably was s gland, consisting of two tiny lobes. Joined together, and Is nsmed the Sella turc-les. l'hyslologlsts believe that this Is the remains of a sixth sense, which was of pra.wleal value to our antediluvian ancestors, but whether It enabled them to In tlie dark In da.va before they possessed fire or beled them to find their way through trackless forests aa wild beasts can to-day or what other pur pose it may have served d nut know and probably never shall know. Mo.h. wm sna Mrs. """w,,"r;!'H; to nat lot Itaalf colidraa vyrup ia - ' . , luatug Iks leslWng pattod. The el Discretion. Senator Dillingham, discussing Im migration In New York, made use of tbe phrase, "the age of discretion." "Whut Is the 'age of discretion,' Sen ator?" asked one of his auditors. "I should sny," returned Senator Dil lingham, smiling, "that the age of dis cretion Is reached when a young man removes from his mantel the rich col lection of actressea' and dancing girls' photographs and substitutes the por trait of his rich bachelor uncle." riTA St. Tun n.ara a.a alt M"'S; iraaUM. ir. U. ii. klm. td.. U o au. J-liUa..ra, W'lllr Jerllsaa. Jacob A. Klis, the author and Jour nalist, waa talking about witty news paper headlines. "As witty a headline as I know," said be. "was written by a youth of 13 in a San Francisco newspaper office. There was a bill up to prohibit the sale of alcoholic drinks within four miles of the University of California, aud this bill tbe youth beaded: "An Act to I'romote redcstrlanlam Among Our Students.' " HOW AHD 1!. HCRTOS.-AtMTW srl ClwmtM. ladvlUa, Colonuicji fpcu-nuea prima i Cula, Vopper, l. t'yanhla U.CB) VutUnf nv.Up. and fVill print lilt Mill oa ai'Plleatloa. Conlrul ana I to piraworSiollciliaa. lialaraaaei tarboaaia i.a- Uonal Jaaa. So Maarf They went In to dinner together. He was very bashful, aud she tried In vali to draw blai out Finally she an to talk books, and he became reson- sire. "And Hugo?" sue asiteu. un you like his style?" "Oh, yes, be replied, -i nna mm Intensely interesting. I've read a num ber of his books." Then she ssked, "Have you read 'Ninety-three'?" No, I've er only read three. I didn't know he had written so many." IJiinlucott'SL Dlffereat. "Who Iss that happy, contented-looking chup?" "(Ji, be' a chap wbo married a girl because she was s fine cook." "And who Is the poverty-stricken, sad-looking chap talking to blm?" "That's s man who married a girl lie cause she was a fine i dresser. "ileus ton Tost Banking by Ml WE PAY INTEREST On savings deposits of a dollaf or more, compounded twice every year. Jt f. just a. easy to open a Savings Account with n. by Ms 1 as tf yott lived next door. Send for cur Ires book let, "Hanking b Mail and learn lull particulars. Address Oregon Trust 8c Savings Bank Portland, Oregon Sixth and Washington Sta. Kllaanatlac (Irraaiturn. "What brought you here?" asked ths Judge. "That." replied the prisoner, pointing to a policeman, "but I wss druuk." Houston Tost TrUcs for the best patriotic songs for the use of school children were offered in Krtissels, and the first prixs ws won by a Frenchman. ST. HELEN'S HALL PORTLAND. ORf GON A Girls' School of ths blghent clam. Collegt Sl department. Mu.lo. art. Elocution. Ojnv Daaluia. 'aU tsrm opeat September IS. SEND TOR CATALOGUE BRING VOUR TOOTN TROlJBirS TO US before Coins' tlacwhara. DR. B. t. WRIGHT. 342' Washington St. Portland. Oresoa TSX tSV TLX MIAIS d'MttroM ell ths Sic end .Sortie cuiufnrt to ecere tioina In dintue room. altHeina room aud eccry pl.i-e atire flit er c rotil'lmnt. iMti.n, nMit .n't will not .oil or liijiirvt.nychlnn. ENGRAVING Write Us PLATES FOR PRINTING MICKS-CH ATTEN Portland Oregon 9. N. U. 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