HEALTH OTES FOR
AUGUST.
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RUI'A
FOR
catarrh
c. of the: t
BOWELS.
August 1 the month of Internal
catarrh. 7 ha mucous mem
branet, especially of the bowels,
are very liable to congestion,
causing summer complaint, and
catarrh ol the bowels and other
Internal organs. J'e-ru-na Is an
excellent remedy tor all these
conditions.
Mineral Wealth ml Ibe Sealb.
About nn-aventri nf rlia mineral
produrtlon of tlie entlr- rouutry iiiot !" 1
r.., ).- u. ....... w - ... " Hlllo.. HandrasU -f H.
-" .. i-vuiiirni rm ii a, ti mil
ruinous cimI, tbe must vsIuaMe mineral,
the Kimth iirocluc-es one fourth, and of
Iron aluut one ninth. Ita total coal
rMun--s amount to nearly rjuu.oun,
OMl.iXiO tons, or m-re than one fourth
of our estimated nl rest-ire.
Of mineral rhitnlcal mate-rials the
South iu.1Ih. mora than one-half,
cliletly phosphate rock, all of whh is
produced In Florida, Tenni'wett ami
South Carolina, and nearly one-third
of the mineral (lici)enta. Of preelo'is
stones the whole country jinxluces only
$325.01) worth, with the South fur
nlahlnx Its fair share.
The showing In Iron ore reserves la
quite aa (rood ; a safe minimum la
3,fXiO,oniMtO tone, or nearly one-third
of the nation's total. Of workable Iron
ore the South contains one and one-
balf times as mu-h as the famous
Lake Superior district, and this does
not Include the deep lying southern
ores.
On basis of Tnlue of product the
South furnishes more than two-ser-
enths of our oil and more than one-
sixth of our ens. New York Bun.
THE IXDIAX3' KEMESIS.
of
Ilia Daf
a.klae.
I'jmn a bank of the Missouri itiver
In t'wlar County. Nebraska, live alone
a man ninety )enr old. who has kilted so nothing la s,r y
hundreds of Indiana. No one knows prisma to the Ku.-IM
how many reb.kl"' be killed. He skk-tche of uulnLabltf
There
Crawl Stratrbee
wiiw raw llu.
as uotuini- lu Kur
New Z.lauder , Ulu I acta crowds.
A Fallal-.
Not long ago a man appeared at the
rppltol ami had his card taken In to
Senator Hnllcy. Tho Henntor did not
recoKiiIze the name, hut, In accordance
vlth his usual eourtcHy, rniue out to
where the stronger wns wnltlnu.
It took only a few minutes' conver
sation to develop the fact that the In
dividual simply dcxlred to make a
'touch. " It wns the regulation "Jleen
infortunnto, snh, and deKlre to get
tintk to my own country, snh."
"What la your business, colonel?"
the Senator lixiulred. The rusty frock
mat and black but seemed to warrant
the title.
"Why, I am a p-ntleman. Senator,"
the stranger replied, pompously.
"Oh, J see," the Renntor unld, pleas
antly. 'llava you Instltutail ankritit-
cy proceedings yet?" rbllodelyhla Uoo-ord.
ParretaiT Shaw paid a llt to the
plebelt region of New Englaud the puat
summer. lie gtfj'Ivl one nlgbt at
email country hotel, where the youthful
duughter of the proprietor oltlrlated as
waitress. Keating himself at the break
fust table the next morning Mr. Khaw
asked: "Have you any breakfast food,
young lady?" The Ingenuous little Ver
n.onter stared erplcedly at the boo
retary, cast her eyes with significance
over the well-laden table, upon which
was spread the usual assortment of
preserves. Jellies, pic kles, Worcester-
hire sauce, ham, eggs and bread, and
tammered out: "Kxcuse me, air, but
what did you want?" "Why, some
breakfast food, plense," repeated Sec
retary Shaw, politely. The girl frown
ed and then, with sudden Illumination
f the distinguished guest's manning,
replied glibly, "Oh, yes, sir; we have
pple, pumpkin, gooseberry, and I be
lieve scpinsh pie!" And she hurried
from the room to execute Secretary
Show's order. Exchange.
Nanla llntlea.
Several of the English dukes have
an annual duty to perform In accord
ance with the patent of their iceerajtes.
The I Hike of Wellington oommomontfes
thu day of the battle of Waterloo by
ending miniature reproductions of the
French and English flags to the king.
The Duke of Murlhorotigh presents an
annual Hag to King Edward on the
day of the battle of llleiihelm J and the
Duke of Hamilton, as hereditary keep
er of Holyrood palace, Is Involved lu
the duty of sending a fnt buck to the
Guard of Honor on the occasion of
their yearly dinner. While writing of
these matters. It may be mentioned
that one or two peerages are In re
ceipt of government grants In perpetu
ity. For example, the Nelson earldom
gets $23,000 a yenr, and the barony
of Rodney Is In receipt of $10,000 a
year. Itut the annual $10,000 granted
to the haronlca of Haslnn and Naplar
of Mngclnla will Ole wltu tna preaent
boldera of these titles.
IBS rhasrri,
fior. Stuart of Pennsylvania snld re-
bill that be
Way of Oae Man.
lie. but bashful for his
age. At 25 It is expected nowadays ppnt'y In ""rlshurg of
that a man should be matter of fact ul!'"7, V . i u
She was his equal In romance, but a! " ' " glnnoe. Is full of
trifle older, old enough. Indeed, to b Promise and enthusiasm and hope, but
a widow. The conversation had turn l It I naive. It Is like the young man
d on the ever-Important subject of ' Kensington who proposed for the
mothers In law. There was a lull lnthsj ' ' millionaire's daughter.
tluxlna far. she sighed and' " "ell,- snm tne millionaire, rrown-
does not himself know. Hut Torty
three years of bis life were devotej
to rtie one effort of killing as many as
he could In revenge for the uiaxaacre of
his three children.
Hanson Wiseman and bis wife and
baby went from West Vlrgiula to
Northeastern Nebraska long before the
war. That country was then the wild
West.
In lf!2 he enlisted as a member of
Gen. Sully's Nebraska brigade, und m
spite of the warning of bis uelghtiora
be departed with the troop. Less than
a year later Wlsemen's three children
were murdered and his cabin burned
by marauding Indiana. Mrs. Wiseman
had gone to Vankton after supplies,
leaving her 10-year-old sou to protect
bis little sister and baby brother. On
tier return on the fifth Hay she found
the cabin a partial ruin nnd the boy
and baby deait Her daughter was still
alive, but with scalp gone and tongue
cut out she lived but a few days. The
mother, crazed with grief, run away.
The news reached Wiseman In Mon
tana. Wllthout asking leave he sUrW
back to Cedar County. After a long
search he found his wif?, but It was a
year before she was able to tell htm
the story.
Close by where the Wisemans bad
lived was the bunting ground of the
1'oncus, nnd the Territory was now
and then Invaded by the Yankton
Sioux, who were ever at conflict with
the Nebraska reds. Wiseman was
never able to discover whether It had
been Sioux or I'onca that had murder
ed bis family.
I'pon the graves of his children he
swore the vendetta of the West Vir
ginia bill tribes, nnd he kept It Just
how many Indians he killed no one
pretend to know. A few years ago a
geologist discovered at the foot of the
bluff Un which his children were
burled the remains of twenty-four In
diana. It was pronounced to he an In
dian burying ground, but "Wiseman's
neighlsirs assert It was the old man's
private graveyard, and the bodies were
those of his victims.
Wiseman stalked bis game In forest
and over prairie. He always liuuteJ
alone, and be made It a point to pick
off every stray Indian he rnn across.
On one occasion, when the government
wns moving the Toneus from Nebras
ka to the Indian Territory, Wiseman
lay In wait at a isilnt close by his
home, and as the first two cntioos
rounded the bend he opened fire with n
Winchester. He killed several and
maimed others Is-fore the frightened
reds could get out range. An Inves
tigation was ordered by the govvrn
uient, but nothing ever came of it, as
none of bis neighbors would give testi
mony against him.
Wiseman Is IN) years old, and has
lived alone for thirty years lu a rude
habitation along the Mlsourl bluffs
lis houan Is built of rough, umuilnted
' .lna, win harml Initiioi
and loopholes, a miniature fortress of
the frontie r t.vjie. Ho had It fireproof.
ed In every particular, so that It might
uot be burned over bis head by bis rod
enemies. He has the hallucination that
they are still on his trail, and he slu
with a loaded rifle across his knoos and
a shotgun at bis feet. Chicago Chron
icle.
argument.
aid:
"Ah, me I I shall never have another
mother In law 1"
He looked at her with Interest for a
moment, and then suddenly blurted
out :
"My mother died when I was very
young!"
"It was an Inadvertence, but he could
not draw back. She threw herself Into
bis arms, and they have lived happily
up to now. Pittsburg Press.
Ilrr Majealr's Ftlqartte.
Queen Alexandria of England Is
strict on such isilnts of ethpiette as
make It a breach of decorum, for In
stall, to band anything but new and
unused coin, fresh from t've mint, to
the consort of the Hrltlsh sovereign.
To make love to her majesty Is pun
ishable, by the law of ltrltuln, with
death, unions, of course, one hapieus
t. be tha king.
Ing thoughtfully, what are your pros
pects? Is there any chance of promo
tion In your business?'
"Any chance?' cried the young man.
Well. I sliould say so. Why, we em
ploy 200 men, and my Job Is next to the
lowest In the establishment'"
laves serve as Moaar.
Terhaps the- queerest money In the
world Is represented by the boy and
girl slaves In Mohammedan Africa.
One of these will buy two camels. It
Is a currency much favored, for It will
carry Itself, and Increases In value like
the best real estate.
Moil ?.
"Whom do you regard aa the great
est living actor?"
"My friend," answered Mr. Storm
Ington Itarnes, "the question Is not
considerate. You know Inrw I hate
t talk .about myself." Washington
Star.
BLOOD
.DISEASED
klMD SYSTEM DISORDERED
m 7nn Airairs tot
irr
. fba
4. ji,)UIu"
Is so sur-
a u t&
IsiKf""1!
nil t
M witnoui
the road
Couldn't ,o Abroad.
"Am I going abroad this suinuier?"
exclaimed the society woman. "My
dear, I shall be obllgiil to go. I did
not Intend to, und I feel that I can in it
really afford to, In view of nil the other
things I have to do und prefer to, but
I see no other way. My cook willed
mlllau's Maguzii
Vrn .
" " " wjuri.se mi
may easily travel t
psasiug mngle ho,,-a on
leading to one of the A po(,ular re"
sorta of the Nurtb 'ud'l0"
mlleaof highway theru W m"U
Inn where the hor.,, jr,!". ,m1
one Mao'l vlllag,., Wi'4 i ulitaT wblt
teacher for It. 11KjI ?, ,Tub
or awamp where w rM wr TOim OT
cleared brush where bU''tiM, ,umP
still stand or fern lanj wlti pt'''M" f
rough pasture.
And to reach the far-fim4 1,kM of
the South ' Island, beautiful uoun
when they are reac-b., tt to""
for two whole day, th'rotil to''ne" of
dust or mud, a.-corUng to tbt season,
dragging lu slow av Mil "le of
aeenilng desert, w b,.r, eves yellow
tussm-k grass Is bcit.i duuted tr thistles
or by putclnv of green HcW" r0""1"
blliut nothing ao !,lM, i, . rerJl.ris.
In New Zc-ulniii they in'ril1
by the ntimU'r of shc-p It cirTy
aod this' Is Ave or six acrcf to abeop.
and merino slu-op into tb brB-ln-
The driver ut he p .sses Ult out let
ter bags at the little waysianwt""
or tucka them Into wuodvn boies perch
ed by the highway. la tWi T tne
poet Is delivered t Ice or possibly thrice
a week In auimner and oiw In winter.
But this Is along the coact rosds und
even they are often Imp1 hie fof
wheeled tralllc In winter. Then the
poat cart, sunk to Its silt lumbers
along at the rate of two miles an hour,
or the postman rules la Bind up to his
horse's girths, and those who bave busi
ness abroad do likew ise or wilt at home
for better weather.
Luckily, In no part of .New Zealand
are the winters so long and so severe
aa In England; but materia! for road
making Is rc in New Zealand and
labor Is scarcer and dearer. When one
thinks of all that bus been done, and of
the fifty years or ao that It has been
done In, ethe wonder Is, not that the
roads are bad, but that there are ao
many roads of any kind.
On many big runa, which yeara of
toll have gone to muke, all the winter's
stores must be housed not later than
April, because when tlx rains come
only an ox dray or a pack horse can
travel along the road to the township,
and UuU with difficulty ; and Uie store
keeper Diust bring all ttxlr wares from
the nearest railway station or coast
town before the weather breaks, stand
ing out of their uuitify for many
moutlia, or else they mustiuffcr the loss
of oxen aud horses bogged or exhausted
with the heavy winter's wrk.
No wonder store goods are dear.
"Four foot deep and four foot wide,"
Is the familiar description of roads In
"the roadless north," which has a pre
eminently evil reputation in that way,
but even In the old settlements smith
wsrd walking Is oiVo out of the ques
tion, not only beraa Jbiere Is nowhere
to go within walking-stance, but also
because of the roadi t.d the unbrldged
rivera. Nor la that the worst that can
befall, for In many divtrlets even yet
there are no roads, only bridle paths, or
foot tracks ending at the water's edge.
s-hence a boat can be rowed to the near
est port of call for coasting steamers.
When the
Hair Falls
Then It's time to act! No time
to study, to read, to experi
ment! You want to save your
hair, and save it quickly, too!
So make up your mind this
very minute that If your hair
ever comes out you will use
Ayer's Hair Vigor. It makes
the scalp healthy. The hair
stays In. It cannot do any
thing else. It's nature's way.
The best klad el a testimonial
Cold lor ovu sixty yara."
9 intiDinnii
vers
m
MILLIONS FOB STEEL CARS.
FaansrlTaula Hoad to Hare 2,000
t'mehaa of This Malarial.
Within the next three yeans It Is pro
posed to buy and coustruct 2,000 all
steel passenger cars for the Pennsylva
nia railroad. This marks a complete
change In all existing standards of pus-
Cntarrh h not merely an inflammation of the tissuct of the hea5 and
throat, n the symptoms f rinpinjf noises In the ears, mucous dropping back
intothethru.it, continual hawking ami epittinff, etc., would scent to Indi
cate; it is ablool disease itt which the entire circulation and the greater
going to the Italian lakes almt the
middle of June, aud my eoachuiuii has
with dllllcnilty been Induced to await
my plans liefore sailing to sis-nil the
summer in Norway, i suupiy cannot
be outdoue by my own servants, so 1
have to take a chateau lu France for
the summer In order to kin-p them from
looking down on me." Chicago Inter
Ocean. .
That law Asala.
For miles and miles the through pas
senger train has plodded along In the
wake of the slow freight. The travel
ers grow Irksome and even petulant.
"Conductor," says one of the Isjldest
of them, "why do you not get that
freight to take a siding while we go
by Itr
"I'nder the new Hepburn law," ex
plains tlie conductor, sadly, "we are not
allowed to pasa anything." Success
Magazine.
Iter 1'nrpn.i.
The friend of the actress looked at
fart pf the system are Involved. Catarrh is due to the presence of an excess , her In some surprise.
of uric acid in the Hood. The I.iver, Kidneys and Bowels frequently be- "Hut why should you work so hard
come torpid and dull la their action and Instead of carrylnT c!f refuse and be stt saving?" he asked.
My dear friend." atie lightly replied.
I am working with nn object In view.
want to save enough money to war
nd waste of the bod7. leave it t j sour and form uric acid in the system
This is taken np l y the I lood nnd through its circulation distributed to all
!arts of the system. These impurities in the blood irritate and inflame
tlie dilTercnt membranes and tissues of the body, and the contracting rant me In scouring a boy husband."
of a cold will start the secretions and other distrustin? and disatrrecable 1 rlot-Almd 1'lnin Ilenler.
firnipiomsc! latarrii. As t.io blood poes to all parts ci the body the ca
tarrhal tNusoti atTccts all parts of the system. The head has a tight, full
fc-eling, rose continually stopped tip, pains above the eyes, slight fever
conies and goes, the stomach ii upset and the entire system disordered and
allected ry tuts disease. It Is a waste of
I bad Catarrh f-r about flftaen
Toars, and no man coul.t hava time to try to cure Catarrh with sprays,
x'MtT".?: J lr,'.1tTry,.h'n' wxshes, inhalations, etc. f.uch treatment
1 could bear ef, but no aooil r- , . ,.,. . , ,
uited. I than feaan b. 8. s.. an i d.H-s not reach the blood, an I can. there 'ore.
frthT ArioVi'-SI'rftSj UXX tU" temporarily relieve
t'tkins- U short whllswsier.rad. the discomfort of the troulue. To Cure
l bia was a
iT"iir,ulUci rat.-irrh twrmmiMit t',rt I,1,v-1 imitt
wall trxtarasanrcian. Ithlnk .. .1 ... . ,
Catarrh la a. Lioo.t diaaaao, end thoroughly punlied and thesvst ctn clcansecl
.0.w.V.KotI,.n,!,-c Vr," f 'l poisons, and at t'ie tiame time
lr
than I do. ,
Lair, Jfloh.
of . m. m. Strenirthened and built tin. xothlnir eciualsi
K.KAX30K, s. S. iJ. for this purpose. It attacks the
disease at its head, rocs down to the very
bottom of the trouble and makes a complete
and lasting cure. S. S. S. removes every
r article of the catarrhal poison from the
lood, maklnjf this vital stream pure, fresh
and healthy. Then the inflamed mem-
PURELY VEGETABLE lnnrs s'a to he,t- th kMj ia i""1
and cleared, the hawk Ing and spitting cease,
every symptom disappears, the constitution Is built tip and vigorous health
restored. 3. 8. S. also tones cp the stomach and digestion and acts as a
fine tonic to the entire system. If you are suffering with Catarrh begin the
use of S. S. S. and write us a statement of your case and our physicians will
end yoo literature about Catarrh, and give yon special medical svlvicfl
rjUiout chaxga. & S. S. Is for sale at all first class dra? stores.
IH SWIFT SPCCinG CO. A TIAMTAm
last Saturday and my waitress will snll tmnger equipment and entrance Into ca
next week. My maid ami her sister are entirely ut w field, and involvea a tre
mendous cash outlay, says the I'hlla-
delphla North American.
At present prh-es of materials close
estimates put the construction cost of
all steel passenger cars such asi It la
proponed to build at more than $I5,UK)
each, or double the cost of the present
standard type of wooden car. On this
basis 2,uio all steel passenger cars will
cost J:io,l ',' HJ.
This year It Is the pnn, to build
alsHit tU steel passenger cars. Space
for construction of l.v) lias been ar
ranged for with the American Car and
Foundry t'onininy. Almut fifty care
will be built In the Pennsylvania rail
road shops at Altnona.
Whut the I'eiiiisylvanla railroad
maiiBuement Is aiding fr Is to have
uillclent all steel passenger equlimieut
for every train h, h will 1 operated
Into the .New York tannl terminal sys
tem. This should l completed about
the beginning of i:X ',
IW'sldes the ,-,, baggage and
mall cars which the railroad will sup
ply, the I'ulliimn company "'"l nr to
provide nearly rxJO stel ileeplnf and
parlor cars. These will cost close to
30,000 each.
Thus It appears that the Pennsylva
nia railroad s N. w York tunnel termi
nal, to be operated by Wch high-voltage
electric power to mk the use
of wooden c-ars to dnniifrous.will com
pel an exiendltur t,f fully 50.000,CKJO
ror all steel and nou-luflwimable pas
senger equipment.
Of the proposed I.OD s'11' passen
ger cars. Mm ,re f()r' tM i,,ng Island
railroad, w hich win W cmiielled to
dlsrard all Its wooj,. fqulpinent with
the opening of t: ,, V"rk tunnel
terminal. At the end of I"' tn
total passenger eomp,n,t of Tenn
sylvanla railroad systifl was about
6,3110 cars.
Ia MT '
Once, In Nice, an Enii'jhmsn ""d
rrenchman were ibout to ei'"r'te on
tbe Promenade d Anuia,
The Engliahnian. t t 'tsrtfd to
ward the Cercle MedlUn1' 0lle1 :
"An reeerrolr:"
And tbe rrenchisaa wived bis hand
and answered: '
"TmniaArriosut
W an agent to collect, be
la Dot near as poiit, ,t b when
be called to coax joo. U sft
coo tract
alor.
Foote I.ighte That fellow Ilamm
told me that In a wesern town he bad
l.tss) eggs thrown at blm one night.
Miss Sue Hrette ne tlHjusand
eggs? What are you talking atsiutt
"Yea, l.tsul eggs. They were Con
tained In a can of caviar 1" Youkers
Statesman.
Wk.a (Ir.rr Mia Meat.
When (leorge Hernard Sliaw came
down to the des k to meet Mark Twain
he put out bis hand.
"Awfly glad to see you, Mark," he
excl aimed.
Ami Twain, with extended band, cor
dially nmrniured, "Shaw!" Cleveland
PUln r-aler. .
It la only fair tn way that after a
man has attended preaching crrlces
twice a week for thirty or forty years,
he becomes a pretty severe and capa
ble critic of sermons.
It Is an unusual father wbo will
whip his son for fighting If the ton
happens to be victorious.
The New Oplana Care.
We put very little faith In the new
specific for the opium habit but Its
success In the region of Singapore
equals that claimed here for Christian
Science. At a result the Importation
of opium In the Malay Statea baa been
reduced from eighty to fifty chests a
month and thousands have been cured.
Tbe plant is a climber, botanleally
called Comhretum sondalcum. A decoc
tion of the plant la put Into two bot
tles. Into one of wbloh Is added as
much burnt opium tlie patient Is
accustomed to use In a day. When be
craves opium he la given two table
spoonfuls from tbe latter bottle and
as much from the other bottle replaces
It to OH the space.
This Is now repeated when called
for, but no new opium Is added. The
patient Is cured In from ten to fifteen
days. It looks like a plan for "taper
ing off," with the assurance that the
medicine does It The Independent
It Wasn't New York.
A gentleman wbo bad occasion to
go to an inland New England village
ten miles from a railroad was met at
tbe station by an old fellow who look
ed as If he might have Just awakened
after a Itlp Van Winkle sleep. Ills
horse and buggy were In keeping with
their owner's ancient appearance.
"Here we air at last" said the driv
er, when they Anally came to three
bouses and a blacksmith's shop.
"This isn't much of a place. Is It?"
aald the depressed stranger, looking
around. - "
"Oh, you don't see all o' It from
here," was the reply. "Thar's two
more houses over behind that hill thar,
an' a cooper's shop jest around that
bend In the road tbur. Come to bnnch
'em all together an' It's consld'able o'
a place but o' course It ain't New
York." Woman s Home Companion.
Carrrtaat Taaaa. .
"Did yon want to blra a boyT" ask
ed the applicant at a inualo atora.
v" aald the manager. "What
musical ability have you?"
"None."
"Can you even carry a tuneT"
"Yea."
"Then you'll do. We want yon to
hurry these phonographic records down
to the shipping department" Kansas
City Times.
The Prise Cow.
Take for yourself a well bred cow,
get her on full feed, cram and feed
and stuff and cram her for, say, a year.
Go to the trouble of washing and cur
rying and scrubbing and combing her
twice a day, get down on your bunk
ers, my friend, sandpaper her hoofs,
groom ber legs, polish ber horns and
brush ber tall, and by the time show
season comes around you sliould have
a very creditable looking show cow.
Sheridan (Mo.) Advance.
Ills l.aelc of t'uoraft,
"Little boy," asked ths gentle voiced
matron, "bow does it happen that you
don't catch sny of these fish but tbe
smallest ones?"
"It happens, ma'sm," answered Tom
my, choking bark a sob, " 'cause the
other boys sin't afraid to lis like biases,
blame their plrtiir's, an' I am."
a. .i.mImI Pwaale.
Itehlnd the bridge of your nose Is a
little cavity in the skull, the origin
which ail-ears to te unknown. It
probably was s gland, consisting of
two tiny lobes. Joined together, and Is
nsmed the Sella turc-les. l'hyslologlsts
believe that this Is the remains of a
sixth sense, which was of pra.wleal
value to our antediluvian ancestors,
but whether It enabled them to In
tlie dark In da.va before they possessed
fire or beled them to find their way
through trackless forests aa wild
beasts can to-day or what other pur
pose it may have served d nut
know and probably never shall know.
Mo.h. wm sna Mrs. """w,,"r;!'H;
to nat lot Itaalf colidraa
vyrup ia - ' . ,
luatug Iks leslWng pattod.
The el Discretion.
Senator Dillingham, discussing Im
migration In New York, made use of
tbe phrase, "the age of discretion."
"Whut Is the 'age of discretion,' Sen
ator?" asked one of his auditors.
"I should sny," returned Senator Dil
lingham, smiling, "that the age of dis
cretion Is reached when a young man
removes from his mantel the rich col
lection of actressea' and dancing girls'
photographs and substitutes the por
trait of his rich bachelor uncle."
riTA St. Tun n.ara a.a alt M"'S;
iraaUM. ir. U. ii. klm. td.. U o au. J-liUa..ra,
W'lllr Jerllsaa.
Jacob A. Klis, the author and Jour
nalist, waa talking about witty news
paper headlines.
"As witty a headline as I know,"
said be. "was written by a youth of 13
in a San Francisco newspaper office.
There was a bill up to prohibit the sale
of alcoholic drinks within four miles of
the University of California, aud this
bill tbe youth beaded:
"An Act to I'romote redcstrlanlam
Among Our Students.' "
HOW AHD 1!. HCRTOS.-AtMTW srl ClwmtM.
ladvlUa, Colonuicji fpcu-nuea prima i Cula,
Vopper, l. t'yanhla U.CB) VutUnf nv.Up. and
fVill print lilt Mill oa ai'Plleatloa. Conlrul ana I to
piraworSiollciliaa. lialaraaaei tarboaaia i.a-
Uonal Jaaa.
So Maarf
They went In to dinner together. He
was very bashful, aud she tried In vali
to draw blai out Finally she an
to talk books, and he became reson-
sire. "And Hugo?" sue asiteu. un
you like his style?"
"Oh, yes, be replied, -i nna mm
Intensely interesting. I've read a num
ber of his books."
Then she ssked, "Have you read
'Ninety-three'?"
No, I've er only read three. I
didn't know he had written so many."
IJiinlucott'SL
Dlffereat.
"Who Iss that happy, contented-looking
chup?"
"(Ji, be' a chap wbo married a girl
because she was s fine cook."
"And who Is the poverty-stricken,
sad-looking chap talking to blm?"
"That's s man who married a girl lie
cause she was a fine i dresser. "ileus
ton Tost
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Kllaanatlac (Irraaiturn.
"What brought you here?" asked ths
Judge.
"That." replied the prisoner, pointing
to a policeman, "but I wss druuk."
Houston Tost
TrUcs for the best patriotic songs for
the use of school children were offered in
Krtissels, and the first prixs ws won by
a Frenchman.
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What Is CASTORIA
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arise; .
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