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About The Forest Grove express. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1916-1918 | View Entire Issue (May 23, 1918)
murar Uncertainty. ‘T i l give on« of you boys sixpence to carry my bag to the station,” said a cross eyed man, pausing before three ragg«<l little feilowa. "W hich one, mlaterT" piped the boya In chorua. "Y o u ,' aald the crone eyed man. "You ," aald the crosseyed man. “ Which one?" ATTENTION TO SMALL CHICKS “ You." There waa a pauao. Finally one Hens Often Are Restless After Part of little fellow aald: “ Fair do, mister; Egge Have Hatched— Guard cloae one eye and look at the kid you Agalnet Lice and Mites. want, will you?"— Exchange. : P rep ared TH E V E R Y BEST TIM E to take Doctor Fierce’a Oolden Medical Dis covery la now, If you feel that your blood la out of order. Don't wait until you have to cure dlaeaae; lt’a eaaler and better to prevent It. With the flrat blotches or eruption, or the dullnesa, weariness, and de- preaalon that are aome of the symp tom«, you need this medicine. It will rouse every organ Into healthy action, thoroughly cleanse and repair your system, and build up needed flesh, health, and strength. It'« tho only reliable blood remedy. In the most stubborn Bkln or Scalp affectlona; In the worst forma of Scrofula; In every disease caused by a torpid liver or One hundred airi all ty-flv* Itooma. all Modern Impure blood— It never falls to benefit Improvement*: f raa phunee un w ary Sour. Ral.ei 75« to $1.60 per day: $2.50 to ,,r_?,uro' . . . . . . . , as oo . The machinery of the body needs to _ „ • B'ou * * * w#* h- be well oiled, kept In good condition » * “ >« automobile, steam engine or bicycle. Most people neglect them selves. T o clean the system take a pleasant laxatlye, such as Dr. Pierce’s ! Pleasant Pellets. For sale by drug- ; gists— 26 cents a vial.— Adv. by the U nited H 't l n Depart- rnent of Agriculture > When the chickens begin to hatch the sitting hen should not be disturbed unless she Is restless and stops on or picks I be chickens. In Ibis case the chickens should be removed as soon as dry and placed In a basket lined with flannel or some other warm material and the basket placed near a fire or In some warm place until all the eggs are hatched. Another plan Is to rem ove the eggs from the resile»« hen nnd White Leghorn Baby Chix from haavy laying (llotranlaad) etoek. par 100. 110.00 Wa guamntaa aafr arrival. Cuticura Beauty Doctor For cleansing and beautifying the 415 Sisth Street. * Petaluma, Cal. skin, bunds and hair, Cuticura Soap and Ointment afford the most effective preparations. For free samples ad Veal, Pork. Beef. dress, “ Cuticura. I>ept. X. Boston.” At Poultry, Butter, Eggs druggists and by mall. Soap 25, Oint and Farm Produce, ment 25 and 50.— Adv. la the Old Raliabla Kverdln# houaa with a THE PIONEER HATCHERY S H IP record of U yaara a t Huuara Iteallnn. and ba aaaurad of TO P MARKET PRICES. F. M. CRONKHITE, 4&-4T F ro n t S tro o t, P e r tla n d . O r e g o n Absolutely Nothing Better than Cuticura for Baby’s Tender Skin Soap 25c. Ointment 25 and SOc. Sweet Innocence. "Nertasa, I see It la considered ad visable for the troopa to screen their positions." "W ell, fly time la a long way off, but I have some screens I can spare.” | — Louisville Courier-Journal. The Test. It'a easy enough to be pleasant when life goes along gay and pert. Hut the guy who's worth while Is the one who can smile when he's’ wearing a flannel shirt. — Exchange. 'fi/NE Granulated Eyelids, AI.LK.VH FOOT-KASK D O R IT. When your »hoe* pinch or your Corn* *nd Bun ion* *ch«\ fret Allen'* Foot-K**«. th* *nti**ptic f ' 4- -» relieved by Murine. Try It In l>owder to b* *h*k«m into ahoo* end *prinki*d in V i v i . ’T'V-rVe- r your Eye*and In Uaby'i Eye*. thw foot h*tb. Give* inutant relief to Tired. Ach- Ï U U R L.Y L O No Smart iaf.Jari EyaCemiort ibii. Temler fW l S*rn|l KKKK. Add raw* Allen H. Olmsted. U K oy, Now York- Sore Kyn, Eve* Inflamed by Sun, D uê! and W i n J quu lily Murine Eye Remedy ly * lalve, in Tut-« F«*r Hook o f (A* >.**• — Free. Ask M a rin e E ye R em ed y C o.. C liic a fe 4 Hides, Pells, cK S r Wool & Mohaii St n s >1 ih km Rr*t C m h w nQte**t Tty. THE H. r. NORTON C O M PAN Y, Portland. Or*.. Boatti*. W n „ Dtlllnyhtm Wn. ELECTRIC MOTORS _ _ Bou*ht, Sold. Kantad and Rspairad W A I.K E R B LBC T R IC * o k K S Bumaidn. cur. 10th. Fort land. Or*. Well Matched. "T h e pretty little bride over the way Is lilA> Juno; she's ox-eyed.” "Then she's got her match in her husbund, for he's bull headed."— Ex change. Proud Mother Hen With Chick*. place them under n more quiet one whriHe eggs are hatching at the Kuiue time. When the eggs hatch unevenly, ns Is fri-quently the case, those which ure slow In hatching may be placer! un der another hen. Hens often are rest less after u part of the chickens are out, which allows the remaining eggs to become cool at the very time when steady beat Is necessary to successful and strong hatches. Itemove the egg shells and any eggs which have not hutched as soon as hatching Is over. The mother hen should he fed as soon as possible lifter the eggs are hatched, as feeding tends to keep her quiet. Hens that are not so fed will sometimes leuve their nests. In some eases It Is best that the hen remain on the nest nnd brood the ehlckens for at least 24 hours nfter the hatching Is over. . It Is Important at this stage of in utmtlon to guard ngalnst lice and mites. Before the hen and her chick ens are removed to a brooding coop she should be dusted with a good In sect jMJwder. This should be repented every two weeks or ns often as Is nec- essnry until the chickens are wenned. If lice become thick on the chickens or If they are troubled with “ head lice” u very little grease such ns lard or vaseline inny he applied with the An gers on the head. neck, under the wings and around the vent, (im-ut cure Is necessary, however, not to get too much grease on the chickens ns It will stop their growth and In some cases may prove fatal. The Great Patience Teeter. "Job had wonderful patience." "Y es, but Job never had to listen BEST RESULTS FROM CHICKS to a lot of camouflaged German pro Those Hatched Early Are Stronger and pagandists."— Exchange. More Vigorous Than Those to Come Out Later. M ONEY FOR Y O U . Too W illing. Dora— I wonder why Harry broke hla engagement with Miss Peckem? Jack— According to my information, her father offered to lend him money enough to get married on.— Minnea polis Trilfline. «Prepared by the United State* Depart ment o f Agriculture.) GRAY, USE SAGE TEA Here’s Grandmother’s Recipe to Darken and Beautify Faded Hair. That beautiful, even shade of dark, A Consolation. glossy hstr can only be had by brew- "M y friend, the photographer, was ! Ing a mixture of Sage Tea and Sul firm ly refused by the lady he asked phur. Your hair Is your charm. It makes or mars the face. When it to marry him.” "W ell, he had something to console fades, turns gray or streamed. Just an him. A t leant, he securod a good nega application or two o f Sage and Sul phur enhances Its appearance a hun- tive.” — Exchange. | dredfold. • Don't bother to prepare the mlx- "M oney Is tho root o f all evil." "Y es, and It seems to grow best by ; ture; you can get this famous old re cipe Improved by the addition of other tho grafting procesa.”— Exchange. Ingredients for 60 cents a large bottle, all ready for use. It la called Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound. This can always be depended upon to bring back the natural color and lustre of your hair. Everybody uses "W yeth's” Sage and Sulphur Compound now because It so naturally and evenly that Your Own Plumbing darkens nobody can tell It baa been applied. You simply dampen a sponge or soft B r bavin* dlr*ct from o* at whole**)* prie** and *av* the plumber'* profit*. W rit* u* to brush with It and draw this through day your need*. W * wfll * t r* you our rock- the hair, taking one small strand at bottom "dlrect-tn-you" price*, f. & b. rail or a time; by morning the gray hair has boat. W e actually nave you from 10 to U par disappeared, and after another appli eont. All rood* guaranteed. cation it becomes beautifully dark snd Norfhwaat headquarter* foi Leader Water appears glossy snd lustrous. This System* and Fuller A Job neon Kn*1nea. ready-to use preparation Is a delight ST A R K -D A VIS CO. ful toilet requisite for those who de 212 Third Street. Portland. O r * !* * sire dark hair and a youthful appear ance. It la not Intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention of disease.— Adv. 1918 P. N. U. " R ig h to , sonn y — give y o u r a p p e tite a n d d ig e s tio n a tr e a t, w hile you tickle y o u r sw eet to o th ." T H E FLA U O R LASTS 18439283 Thousand* of tralnnl young 1* 001,1* needed ll*h n li*-W «lk «r Busin*** Coll***. Portland, place* atudenta In pavilion*. Enroll any time. I ’m Catalogue " 0 * I know w h at it is* daddy l Y o u held it to o close and K sm ell It—IT s W R I C L E Y * S ! " A ft e r E v e r y M eal Hotel Rowland Food for Fighters. “ You will get a good price for your wheat." "T h e price Isn't the consideration this season," rejoined Farmer Corn- tossel. "W h at we've got to think ^ibout Is what we're liable to get If we don't have the wheat and plenty of I t " — Exchange. " H e a v y * heavy hangs o v e r y o u r h e a d ." All things considered the early hut«hed chicks give fur the best re sults. As a rule they «r e stronger and more vigorous than those hatched Inter In the spring. They are produced from eggs laid while the hens are In their best breeding condition. A fter a long period o f laying hens lose something o f their vitality and their capacity to transmit vigor to their offspring, anti so Into-hatched chickens are, on the whole, decidedly Inferior to early hatched In Inherited vigor nnd consti tution. Because they are more thrifty and vigorous, enrly-hntched chickens make quicker, better nnd cheaper growth than late chickens. Th rifty chickens get more from n given quantity o f feetl than others. Weak nnd undersized chickens often consume ns much feetl ns much larger nnd better-developed birds anti still make no perceptible growth. INCREASE EGGS AND POULTRY United States Department of Agricul ture Urges Every Farmer to Keep 100 Hens. To Increase the production o f poul try anti eggs In the measure necessary to meet the demands for them, the United States department o f agricul ture Is urging every farmer to keep at least 100 hens, nnd to Increase the egg production for each hen from the pres ent avernge o f about 70 to the more satisfactory average of 100 eggs to the hen. YES! MAGICALLY! CORNS LIFT OUT WITH FINGERS Small Fry. "Is Bliggins a profiteer?” "N<J. He doesn’t get into the big figures far enough to be in the three- syllable class. H e’s only a grafter.”— Washington Star. Earned His Respect. " I have great respect for that wo man’s judgm ent” "W h y so, Flubdub?” “ She refused to marry me once.”— You corn-pestered men and women need suffer no longer. W ear the shoes Kansas City Journal. that nearly killed you before, says A Little Mixed. this Cincinnati authority, because a " Y o u r husband is always chaffing, few drops of freezone applied directly on a tender, aching corn or callous isn’t he, Mrs. Comeup?” "Oh, dear me, yes. I tell him he la stops soreness at once and soon the corn or hardened callous loosens so It quite a chauffeur.”— Exchange. can be lifted out, root and all, with The Language. out pain. "Isn't It a pity that firm is going A small bottle of freezone costs very little at any drug store, but will under.” “ Yes, I heard it was going up.” — Ex positively take o ff every hard or soft corn or callous. This should be tried change. as it is inexpensive and Is said not to Irritate the surrounding akin. If your druggist hasn't any freezone tell him to get a small bottle for you from his wholesale drug bouse. It Is fine stuff and acta like a charm every time.— Adv. WOMAN’S NERVES MADE STRONG Sounded Like T h a t The nurse In a well-to-do family overheard the little son of the house telling his sister how he had bid be hind the portiere and spied on big Winona, Minn. — “ I suffered for more sister and her beau. than a year from nervousness, and was “ Oh, tell me what they d id !” cried so bad 1 could not little sister. * r es t at n i g h t — " It was such fun,” chuckled the boy. would lie awake and “ The big chump flopped down on his g et so nervous I knees and then he said: ‘Answer me,- would have to get Clara; I can bear this expense no up and walk around longer.’ ” — Boston Transcript. and in the morning would be ail tired ouL I read about Good Reason. Lydia E. Pinkham’s "W hy,” asked the city boarder on V e g e t a b l e Ccm- the farm to the farmer as he scattered >und and thought grains in the barnyard, “ don't you would try iL My husband all that corn?” nervousness s o o n " I can't.” replied the farmer; "it is le ft me. I sleep henpecked.” — Exchange. well and feel fine in the morning ana By Lydia £. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. r able to do my work. I gladly recom Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver, mend Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable bowels and stomach. One little Pellet Compound to make weak nerves fo r a laxativ e —three for a cathartic. strong.” — Mrs. A lbert S ultze , 60S Olmstead S t , Winona, Minn. Another Kitchen Invention. How often do we hear the expression “ I am afraid this high cost o f living among women, " I am so nervous, I can is going to introduce another Innova not sleep,” or “ it seems as though I tlon In the average kitchen.” should fly. ” Such women should profit by Mrs. Sultxe’s experience and give "W hat Is that?” "T h e foodtess cooker.”— Baltimore this famous root and herb remedy, Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com American. pound, a trial. For forty years it has been overcom Dangerous. ing such serious conditions as displace "T h e iceman’s young man haa such ment*, inflammation, ulceration, trrog- melting eyes, the cook says.” ularities, periodic pains, backache, diz "Then ask the Iceman please to ziness, and nervous prostration o f change him for one of freezing man women, and is now considered the stan ners."— Baltimore American. dard remedy fo r such ailments.