murar
Uncertainty.
‘T i l give on« of you boys sixpence
to carry my bag to the station,” said
a cross eyed man, pausing before three
ragg«<l little feilowa.
"W hich one, mlaterT" piped the
boya In chorua.
"Y o u ,' aald the crone eyed man.
"You ," aald the crosseyed man.
“ Which one?"
ATTENTION TO SMALL CHICKS
“ You."
There waa a pauao.
Finally one
Hens Often Are Restless After Part of
little fellow aald: “ Fair do, mister;
Egge Have Hatched— Guard
cloae one eye and look at the kid you
Agalnet Lice and Mites.
want, will you?"— Exchange.
: P rep ared
TH E V E R Y BEST TIM E to take
Doctor Fierce’a Oolden Medical Dis
covery la now, If you feel that your
blood la out of order. Don't wait until
you have to cure dlaeaae; lt’a eaaler
and better to prevent It.
With the flrat blotches or eruption,
or the dullnesa, weariness, and de-
preaalon that are aome of the symp
tom«, you need this medicine. It will
rouse every organ Into healthy action,
thoroughly cleanse and repair your
system, and build up needed flesh,
health, and strength.
It'« tho only
reliable blood remedy. In the most
stubborn Bkln or Scalp affectlona; In
the worst forma of Scrofula; In every
disease caused by a torpid liver or
One hundred airi all ty-flv* Itooma. all Modern
Impure blood— It never falls to benefit
Improvement*: f raa phunee un w ary Sour.
Ral.ei 75« to $1.60 per day: $2.50 to ,,r_?,uro'
. .
. . . .
. ,
as oo
.
The machinery of the body needs to
_
„
• B'ou * * * w#* h-
be well oiled, kept In good condition
» * “ >« automobile, steam engine
or bicycle. Most people neglect them
selves. T o clean the system take a
pleasant laxatlye, such as Dr. Pierce’s
! Pleasant Pellets. For sale by drug-
; gists— 26 cents a vial.— Adv.
by the U nited
H 't l n
Depart-
rnent of Agriculture >
When the chickens begin to hatch
the sitting hen should not be disturbed
unless she Is restless and stops on or
picks I be chickens. In Ibis case the
chickens should be removed as soon as
dry and placed In a basket lined with
flannel or some other warm material
and the basket placed near a fire or In
some warm place until all the eggs are
hatched. Another plan Is to rem ove
the eggs from the resile»« hen nnd
White Leghorn Baby Chix
from haavy laying (llotranlaad) etoek.
par 100.
110.00
Wa guamntaa aafr arrival.
Cuticura Beauty Doctor
For cleansing and beautifying the
415 Sisth Street. *
Petaluma, Cal. skin, bunds and hair, Cuticura Soap
and Ointment afford the most effective
preparations.
For free samples ad
Veal, Pork. Beef.
dress, “ Cuticura. I>ept. X. Boston.” At
Poultry, Butter, Eggs
druggists and by mall. Soap 25, Oint
and Farm Produce,
ment 25 and 50.— Adv.
la the Old Raliabla Kverdln# houaa with a
THE PIONEER HATCHERY
S H IP
record of U yaara a t Huuara Iteallnn. and
ba aaaurad of TO P MARKET PRICES.
F. M. CRONKHITE,
4&-4T F ro n t S tro o t,
P e r tla n d . O r e g o n
Absolutely Nothing
Better than Cuticura
for Baby’s Tender Skin
Soap 25c.
Ointment 25 and SOc.
Sweet Innocence.
"Nertasa, I see It la considered ad
visable for the troopa to screen their
positions."
"W ell, fly time la a long way off,
but I have some screens I can spare.”
| — Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Test.
It'a easy enough to be pleasant when
life goes along gay and pert.
Hut the guy who's worth while Is the
one who can smile when he's’
wearing a flannel shirt.
— Exchange.
'fi/NE Granulated Eyelids,
AI.LK.VH FOOT-KASK D O R IT.
When your »hoe* pinch or your Corn* *nd Bun
ion* *ch«\ fret Allen'* Foot-K**«. th* *nti**ptic
f ' 4-
-»
relieved by Murine. Try It In l>owder to b* *h*k«m into ahoo* end *prinki*d in
V i v i . ’T'V-rVe- r your Eye*and In Uaby'i Eye*. thw foot h*tb. Give* inutant relief to Tired. Ach-
Ï U U R L.Y L O No Smart iaf.Jari EyaCemiort ibii. Temler fW l S*rn|l KKKK. Add raw* Allen
H. Olmsted. U K oy, Now York-
Sore Kyn, Eve* Inflamed by
Sun, D uê!
and W i n J quu lily
Murine Eye Remedy
ly * lalve, in Tut-«
F«*r Hook o f (A* >.**• — Free.
Ask M a rin e E ye R em ed y C o.. C liic a fe 4
Hides, Pells, cK S r Wool & Mohaii
St n s >1 ih km
Rr*t C
m h w nQte**t Tty.
THE H. r. NORTON C O M PAN Y,
Portland. Or*.. Boatti*. W n „
Dtlllnyhtm Wn.
ELECTRIC MOTORS
_ _
Bou*ht, Sold. Kantad and Rspairad
W A I.K E R B LBC T R IC * o k K S
Bumaidn. cur. 10th.
Fort land. Or*.
Well Matched.
"T h e pretty little bride over the
way Is lilA> Juno; she's ox-eyed.”
"Then she's got her match in her
husbund, for he's bull headed."— Ex
change.
Proud Mother Hen With Chick*.
place them under n more quiet one
whriHe eggs are hatching at the Kuiue
time.
When the eggs hatch unevenly, ns Is
fri-quently the case, those which ure
slow In hatching may be placer! un
der another hen. Hens often are rest
less after u part of the chickens are
out, which allows the remaining eggs
to become cool at the very time when
steady beat Is necessary to successful
and strong hatches. Itemove the egg
shells and any eggs which have not
hutched as soon as hatching Is over.
The mother hen should he fed as
soon as possible lifter the eggs are
hatched, as feeding tends to keep her
quiet. Hens that are not so fed will
sometimes leuve their nests. In some
eases It Is best that the hen remain
on the nest nnd brood the ehlckens for
at least 24 hours nfter the hatching
Is over.
.
It Is Important at this stage of in
utmtlon to guard ngalnst lice and
mites. Before the hen and her chick
ens are removed to a brooding coop
she should be dusted with a good In
sect jMJwder. This should be repented
every two weeks or ns often as Is nec-
essnry until the chickens are wenned.
If lice become thick on the chickens or
If they are troubled with “ head lice”
u very little grease such ns lard or
vaseline inny he applied with the An
gers on the head. neck, under the
wings and around the vent, (im-ut cure
Is necessary, however, not to get too
much grease on the chickens ns It will
stop their growth and In some cases
may prove fatal.
The Great Patience Teeter.
"Job had wonderful patience."
"Y es, but Job never had to listen BEST RESULTS FROM CHICKS
to a lot of camouflaged German pro
Those Hatched Early Are Stronger and
pagandists."— Exchange.
More Vigorous Than Those to
Come Out Later.
M ONEY FOR Y O U .
Too W illing.
Dora— I wonder why Harry broke
hla engagement with Miss Peckem?
Jack— According to my information,
her father offered to lend him money
enough to get married on.— Minnea
polis Trilfline.
«Prepared by the United State* Depart
ment o f Agriculture.)
GRAY, USE SAGE TEA
Here’s Grandmother’s Recipe to
Darken and Beautify
Faded Hair.
That beautiful, even shade of dark,
A Consolation.
glossy hstr can only be had by brew-
"M y friend, the photographer, was ! Ing a mixture of Sage Tea and Sul
firm ly refused by the lady he asked phur. Your hair Is your charm. It
makes or mars the face.
When it
to marry him.”
"W ell, he had something to console fades, turns gray or streamed. Just an
him. A t leant, he securod a good nega application or two o f Sage and Sul
phur enhances Its appearance a hun-
tive.” — Exchange.
| dredfold.
•
Don't bother to prepare the mlx-
"M oney Is tho root o f all evil."
"Y es, and It seems to grow best by ; ture; you can get this famous old re
cipe Improved by the addition of other
tho grafting procesa.”— Exchange.
Ingredients for 60 cents a large bottle,
all ready for use. It la called Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound.
This
can always be depended upon to bring
back the natural color and lustre of
your hair.
Everybody uses "W yeth's” Sage and
Sulphur Compound now because It
so naturally and evenly that
Your Own Plumbing darkens
nobody can tell It baa been applied.
You simply dampen a sponge or soft
B r bavin* dlr*ct from o* at whole**)* prie**
and *av* the plumber'* profit*. W rit* u* to
brush with It and draw this through
day your need*. W * wfll * t r* you our rock-
the hair, taking one small strand at
bottom "dlrect-tn-you" price*, f. & b. rail or
a time; by morning the gray hair has
boat. W e actually nave you from 10 to U par
disappeared, and after another appli
eont. All rood* guaranteed.
cation it becomes beautifully dark snd
Norfhwaat headquarter* foi Leader Water
appears glossy snd lustrous.
This
System* and Fuller A Job neon Kn*1nea.
ready-to use preparation Is a delight
ST A R K -D A VIS CO.
ful toilet requisite for those who de
212 Third Street.
Portland. O r * !* *
sire dark hair and a youthful appear
ance. It la not Intended for the cure,
mitigation or prevention of disease.—
Adv.
1918
P. N. U.
" R ig h to , sonn y — give y o u r
a p p e tite a n d d ig e s tio n a
tr e a t, w hile you tickle y o u r
sw eet to o th ."
T H E FLA U O R
LASTS
18439283
Thousand* of tralnnl young 1* 001,1* needed
ll*h n li*-W «lk «r Busin*** Coll***. Portland, place*
atudenta In pavilion*.
Enroll any time.
I ’m
Catalogue
" 0 * I know w h at it is* daddy l
Y o u held it to o close and K
sm ell It—IT s W R I C L E Y * S ! "
A ft e r E v e r y M eal
Hotel Rowland
Food for Fighters.
“ You will get a good price for your
wheat."
"T h e price Isn't the consideration
this season," rejoined Farmer Corn-
tossel.
"W h at we've got to think
^ibout Is what we're liable to get If
we don't have the wheat and plenty
of I t " — Exchange.
" H e a v y * heavy hangs o v e r
y o u r h e a d ."
All things considered the early
hut«hed chicks give fur the best re
sults. As a rule they «r e stronger and
more vigorous than those hatched Inter
In the spring. They are produced from
eggs laid while the hens are In their
best breeding condition. A fter a long
period o f laying hens lose something
o f their vitality and their capacity to
transmit vigor to their offspring, anti
so Into-hatched chickens are, on the
whole, decidedly Inferior to early
hatched In Inherited vigor nnd consti
tution.
Because they are more thrifty and
vigorous, enrly-hntched chickens make
quicker, better nnd cheaper growth
than late chickens. Th rifty chickens
get more from n given quantity o f feetl
than others.
Weak nnd undersized
chickens often consume ns much feetl
ns much larger nnd better-developed
birds anti still make no perceptible
growth.
INCREASE EGGS AND POULTRY
United States Department of Agricul
ture Urges Every Farmer to
Keep 100 Hens.
To Increase the production o f poul
try anti eggs In the measure necessary
to meet the demands for them, the
United States department o f agricul
ture Is urging every farmer to keep at
least 100 hens, nnd to Increase the egg
production for each hen from the pres
ent avernge o f about 70 to the more
satisfactory average of 100 eggs to the
hen.
YES! MAGICALLY!
CORNS LIFT OUT
WITH FINGERS
Small Fry.
"Is Bliggins a profiteer?”
"N<J. He doesn’t get into the big
figures far enough to be in the three-
syllable class. H e’s only a grafter.”—
Washington Star.
Earned His Respect.
" I have great respect for that wo
man’s judgm ent”
"W h y so, Flubdub?”
“ She refused to marry me once.”—
You corn-pestered men and women
need suffer no longer. W ear the shoes Kansas City Journal.
that nearly killed you before, says
A Little Mixed.
this Cincinnati authority, because a
" Y o u r husband is always chaffing,
few drops of freezone applied directly
on a tender, aching corn or callous isn’t he, Mrs. Comeup?”
"Oh, dear me, yes. I tell him he la
stops soreness at once and soon the
corn or hardened callous loosens so It quite a chauffeur.”— Exchange.
can be lifted out, root and all, with
The Language.
out pain.
"Isn't It a pity that firm is going
A small bottle of freezone costs
very little at any drug store, but will under.”
“ Yes, I heard it was going up.” — Ex
positively take o ff every hard or soft
corn or callous. This should be tried change.
as it is inexpensive and Is said not
to Irritate the surrounding akin.
If your druggist hasn't any freezone
tell him to get a small bottle for you
from his wholesale drug bouse. It Is
fine stuff and acta like a charm every
time.— Adv.
WOMAN’S NERVES
MADE STRONG
Sounded Like T h a t
The nurse In a well-to-do family
overheard the little son of the house
telling his sister how he had bid be
hind the portiere and spied on big
Winona, Minn. — “ I suffered for more
sister and her beau.
than a year from nervousness, and was
“ Oh, tell me what they d id !” cried
so bad 1 could not
little sister. *
r es t at n i g h t —
" It was such fun,” chuckled the boy.
would lie awake and
“ The big chump flopped down on his
g et so nervous I
knees and then he said: ‘Answer me,-
would have to get
Clara; I can bear this expense no
up and walk around
longer.’ ” — Boston Transcript.
and in the morning
would be ail tired
ouL I read about
Good Reason.
Lydia E. Pinkham’s
"W hy,” asked the city boarder on
V e g e t a b l e Ccm-
the farm to the farmer as he scattered
>und and thought
grains in the barnyard, “ don't you
would try iL My
husband all that corn?”
nervousness s o o n
" I can't.” replied the farmer; "it is
le ft me.
I sleep
henpecked.” — Exchange.
well and feel fine in the morning ana
By Lydia £. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound.
r
able to do my work. I gladly recom
Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver, mend Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet Compound to make weak nerves
fo r a laxativ e —three for a cathartic.
strong.” — Mrs. A lbert S ultze , 60S
Olmstead S t , Winona, Minn.
Another Kitchen Invention.
How often do we hear the expression
“ I am afraid this high cost o f living among women, " I am so nervous, I can
is going to introduce another Innova not sleep,” or “ it seems as though I
tlon In the average kitchen.”
should fly. ” Such women should profit
by Mrs. Sultxe’s experience and give
"W hat Is that?”
"T h e foodtess cooker.”— Baltimore this famous root and herb remedy,
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
American.
pound, a trial.
For forty years it has been overcom
Dangerous.
ing such serious conditions as displace
"T h e iceman’s young man haa such ment*, inflammation, ulceration, trrog-
melting eyes, the cook says.”
ularities, periodic pains, backache, diz
"Then ask the Iceman please to ziness, and nervous prostration o f
change him for one of freezing man women, and is now considered the stan
ners."— Baltimore American.
dard remedy fo r such ailments.