murar Uncertainty. ‘T i l give on« of you boys sixpence to carry my bag to the station,” said a cross eyed man, pausing before three ragg«« automobile, steam engine or bicycle. Most people neglect them­ selves. T o clean the system take a pleasant laxatlye, such as Dr. Pierce’s ! Pleasant Pellets. For sale by drug- ; gists— 26 cents a vial.— Adv. by the U nited H 't l n Depart- rnent of Agriculture > When the chickens begin to hatch the sitting hen should not be disturbed unless she Is restless and stops on or picks I be chickens. In Ibis case the chickens should be removed as soon as dry and placed In a basket lined with flannel or some other warm material and the basket placed near a fire or In some warm place until all the eggs are hatched. Another plan Is to rem ove the eggs from the resile»« hen nnd White Leghorn Baby Chix from haavy laying (llotranlaad) etoek. par 100. 110.00 Wa guamntaa aafr arrival. Cuticura Beauty Doctor For cleansing and beautifying the 415 Sisth Street. * Petaluma, Cal. skin, bunds and hair, Cuticura Soap and Ointment afford the most effective preparations. For free samples ad­ Veal, Pork. Beef. dress, “ Cuticura. I>ept. X. Boston.” At Poultry, Butter, Eggs druggists and by mall. Soap 25, Oint­ and Farm Produce, ment 25 and 50.— Adv. la the Old Raliabla Kverdln# houaa with a THE PIONEER HATCHERY S H IP record of U yaara a t Huuara Iteallnn. and ba aaaurad of TO P MARKET PRICES. F. M. CRONKHITE, 4&-4T F ro n t S tro o t, P e r tla n d . O r e g o n Absolutely Nothing Better than Cuticura for Baby’s Tender Skin Soap 25c. Ointment 25 and SOc. Sweet Innocence. "Nertasa, I see It la considered ad­ visable for the troopa to screen their positions." "W ell, fly time la a long way off, but I have some screens I can spare.” | — Louisville Courier-Journal. The Test. It'a easy enough to be pleasant when life goes along gay and pert. Hut the guy who's worth while Is the one who can smile when he's’ wearing a flannel shirt. — Exchange. 'fi/NE Granulated Eyelids, AI.LK.VH FOOT-KASK D O R IT. When your »hoe* pinch or your Corn* *nd Bun­ ion* *ch«\ fret Allen'* Foot-K**«. th* *nti**ptic f ' 4- -» relieved by Murine. Try It In l>owder to b* *h*k«m into ahoo* end *prinki*d in V i v i . ’T'V-rVe- r your Eye*and In Uaby'i Eye*. thw foot h*tb. Give* inutant relief to Tired. Ach- Ï U U R L.Y L O No Smart iaf.Jari EyaCemiort ibii. Temler fW l S*rn|l KKKK. Add raw* Allen H. Olmsted. U K oy, Now York- Sore Kyn, Eve* Inflamed by Sun, D uê! and W i n J quu lily Murine Eye Remedy ly * lalve, in Tut-« F«*r Hook o f (A* >.**• — Free. Ask M a rin e E ye R em ed y C o.. C liic a fe 4 Hides, Pells, cK S r Wool & Mohaii St n s >1 ih km Rr*t C m h w nQte**t Tty. THE H. r. NORTON C O M PAN Y, Portland. Or*.. Boatti*. W n „ Dtlllnyhtm Wn. ELECTRIC MOTORS _ _ Bou*ht, Sold. Kantad and Rspairad W A I.K E R B LBC T R IC * o k K S Bumaidn. cur. 10th. Fort land. Or*. Well Matched. "T h e pretty little bride over the way Is lilA> Juno; she's ox-eyed.” "Then she's got her match in her husbund, for he's bull headed."— Ex­ change. Proud Mother Hen With Chick*. place them under n more quiet one whriHe eggs are hatching at the Kuiue time. When the eggs hatch unevenly, ns Is fri-quently the case, those which ure slow In hatching may be placer! un­ der another hen. Hens often are rest­ less after u part of the chickens are out, which allows the remaining eggs to become cool at the very time when steady beat Is necessary to successful and strong hatches. Itemove the egg shells and any eggs which have not hutched as soon as hatching Is over. The mother hen should he fed as soon as possible lifter the eggs are hatched, as feeding tends to keep her quiet. Hens that are not so fed will sometimes leuve their nests. In some eases It Is best that the hen remain on the nest nnd brood the ehlckens for at least 24 hours nfter the hatching Is over. . It Is Important at this stage of in utmtlon to guard ngalnst lice and mites. Before the hen and her chick­ ens are removed to a brooding coop she should be dusted with a good In­ sect jMJwder. This should be repented every two weeks or ns often as Is nec- essnry until the chickens are wenned. If lice become thick on the chickens or If they are troubled with “ head lice” u very little grease such ns lard or vaseline inny he applied with the An­ gers on the head. neck, under the wings and around the vent, (im-ut cure Is necessary, however, not to get too much grease on the chickens ns It will stop their growth and In some cases may prove fatal. The Great Patience Teeter. "Job had wonderful patience." "Y es, but Job never had to listen BEST RESULTS FROM CHICKS to a lot of camouflaged German pro­ Those Hatched Early Are Stronger and pagandists."— Exchange. More Vigorous Than Those to Come Out Later. M ONEY FOR Y O U . Too W illing. Dora— I wonder why Harry broke hla engagement with Miss Peckem? Jack— According to my information, her father offered to lend him money enough to get married on.— Minnea­ polis Trilfline. «Prepared by the United State* Depart­ ment o f Agriculture.) GRAY, USE SAGE TEA Here’s Grandmother’s Recipe to Darken and Beautify Faded Hair. That beautiful, even shade of dark, A Consolation. glossy hstr can only be had by brew- "M y friend, the photographer, was ! Ing a mixture of Sage Tea and Sul­ firm ly refused by the lady he asked phur. Your hair Is your charm. It makes or mars the face. When it to marry him.” "W ell, he had something to console fades, turns gray or streamed. Just an him. A t leant, he securod a good nega­ application or two o f Sage and Sul­ phur enhances Its appearance a hun- tive.” — Exchange. | dredfold. • Don't bother to prepare the mlx- "M oney Is tho root o f all evil." "Y es, and It seems to grow best by ; ture; you can get this famous old re­ cipe Improved by the addition of other tho grafting procesa.”— Exchange. Ingredients for 60 cents a large bottle, all ready for use. It la called Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound. This can always be depended upon to bring back the natural color and lustre of your hair. Everybody uses "W yeth's” Sage and Sulphur Compound now because It so naturally and evenly that Your Own Plumbing darkens nobody can tell It baa been applied. You simply dampen a sponge or soft B r bavin* dlr*ct from o* at whole**)* prie** and *av* the plumber'* profit*. W rit* u* to­ brush with It and draw this through day your need*. W * wfll * t r* you our rock- the hair, taking one small strand at bottom "dlrect-tn-you" price*, f. & b. rail or a time; by morning the gray hair has boat. W e actually nave you from 10 to U par disappeared, and after another appli­ eont. All rood* guaranteed. cation it becomes beautifully dark snd Norfhwaat headquarter* foi Leader Water appears glossy snd lustrous. This System* and Fuller A Job neon Kn*1nea. ready-to use preparation Is a delight­ ST A R K -D A VIS CO. ful toilet requisite for those who de­ 212 Third Street. Portland. O r * !* * sire dark hair and a youthful appear­ ance. It la not Intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention of disease.— Adv. 1918 P. N. U. " R ig h to , sonn y — give y o u r a p p e tite a n d d ig e s tio n a tr e a t, w hile you tickle y o u r sw eet to o th ." T H E FLA U O R LASTS 18439283 Thousand* of tralnnl young 1* 001,1* needed ll*h n li*-W «lk «r Busin*** Coll***. Portland, place* atudenta In pavilion*. Enroll any time. I ’m Catalogue " 0 * I know w h at it is* daddy l Y o u held it to o close and K sm ell It—IT s W R I C L E Y * S ! " A ft e r E v e r y M eal Hotel Rowland Food for Fighters. “ You will get a good price for your wheat." "T h e price Isn't the consideration this season," rejoined Farmer Corn- tossel. "W h at we've got to think ^ibout Is what we're liable to get If we don't have the wheat and plenty of I t " — Exchange. " H e a v y * heavy hangs o v e r y o u r h e a d ." All things considered the early hut«hed chicks give fur the best re­ sults. As a rule they «r e stronger and more vigorous than those hatched Inter In the spring. They are produced from eggs laid while the hens are In their best breeding condition. A fter a long period o f laying hens lose something o f their vitality and their capacity to transmit vigor to their offspring, anti so Into-hatched chickens are, on the whole, decidedly Inferior to early hatched In Inherited vigor nnd consti­ tution. Because they are more thrifty and vigorous, enrly-hntched chickens make quicker, better nnd cheaper growth than late chickens. Th rifty chickens get more from n given quantity o f feetl than others. Weak nnd undersized chickens often consume ns much feetl ns much larger nnd better-developed birds anti still make no perceptible growth. INCREASE EGGS AND POULTRY United States Department of Agricul­ ture Urges Every Farmer to Keep 100 Hens. To Increase the production o f poul­ try anti eggs In the measure necessary to meet the demands for them, the United States department o f agricul­ ture Is urging every farmer to keep at least 100 hens, nnd to Increase the egg production for each hen from the pres­ ent avernge o f about 70 to the more satisfactory average of 100 eggs to the hen. YES! MAGICALLY! CORNS LIFT OUT WITH FINGERS Small Fry. "Is Bliggins a profiteer?” "Nund and thought grains in the barnyard, “ don't you would try iL My husband all that corn?” nervousness s o o n " I can't.” replied the farmer; "it is le ft me. I sleep henpecked.” — Exchange. well and feel fine in the morning ana By Lydia £. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. r able to do my work. I gladly recom­ Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver, mend Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable bowels and stomach. One little Pellet Compound to make weak nerves fo r a laxativ e —three for a cathartic. strong.” — Mrs. A lbert S ultze , 60S Olmstead S t , Winona, Minn. Another Kitchen Invention. How often do we hear the expression “ I am afraid this high cost o f living among women, " I am so nervous, I can­ is going to introduce another Innova not sleep,” or “ it seems as though I tlon In the average kitchen.” should fly. ” Such women should profit by Mrs. Sultxe’s experience and give "W hat Is that?” "T h e foodtess cooker.”— Baltimore this famous root and herb remedy, Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com­ American. pound, a trial. For forty years it has been overcom­ Dangerous. ing such serious conditions as displace­ "T h e iceman’s young man haa such ment*, inflammation, ulceration, trrog- melting eyes, the cook says.” ularities, periodic pains, backache, diz­ "Then ask the Iceman please to ziness, and nervous prostration o f change him for one of freezing man­ women, and is now considered the stan­ ners."— Baltimore American. dard remedy fo r such ailments.