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WASHINGTON COUNTY HATCHET. Mr. N ew lyn’* consternation deepen “ But you are living fo r aanfirricomei HIDES FRO M TH E HIPS DOWN. ed to direst dismay, aud tuutchboys.” j i m m y M ic h a e l K x . m i n e d bv Boatoo •Peace, |w«ee, smiled the ro»e in her “ Hut—but what does »he want you Mrs. Newlyn bit her lip. r h y a l c t a n a w i t h S u rp ris e. tfuidt'ii. to do?” he asked. “ And what are the “ Jack!" »lie murmured a fter a pause And “ peace** fiang the bird on hi« tree. Immediately after his record break •Pioneers'?” "M y dear.” But a bale-smoke shadowed the valleys ing victory over McDufiie, in the tif- “ They are a little bend o f women "P ro —promise me yon won’t.” Where the r i m i run to tlie aeu. teeu-uiile race at the Charles K i'e r who are engaged in the noble work o f " I can’t. 1 gave my word to Barnes." And the smell o f battle* was on the winds rescuing their iiuhupp.v fellow-crea His w ife twisted her lace-frluged Park. Bostou, Jimmy Michael, the O f the •uinmer of ’Sixty-three. wonderful little Welsh rider, was sub tures from sin and wickedness.” handkerchief in des|ieratiou. In the lap of its mother mountain " I —I ’ll give up the saudwicbmeti if jected to an exhaustive examination "Hut what are they required to do? by a uumlier o f physicians. The oh Virginia City lay. Not—not to dive into filthy dens in the you w ill.” she murmured at length. sed a tion * of these medical men led SU M M E R H O TEL IN FLU E N C E S. weights, not- pull a strap attached And. w**t in a rolliti* ruin-cloud "A n d the matehboys and calslrivers','’ East Knd. visiting housebreaker»?” the legging or shoe. 1 them to some surprising conclusions, O f jfliniincriu* gold und-gray. “ Ye—es.” ” N —o, not exactly that. W e hold Behind the Sierras »lowly sank which may perhaps Is- summarised in One thing that detracts very _ \ Eastern woman who has writ “ Then on that condition---- ” meetings fo r cabdrivers. sandwich- The sun of Liberty Day. the statement that the little hunch of ten an article on the summer from the fair c y d e r ’» appearance¡¡! "O. you dear fellow ." men, ami matehboys. Social evenings ..lcasures of children objects to condition o f her hands and ^ ' “ And we shall go hack to the old grit aud muscle rides from his hips they are. with light refreshment, such The uninunoth Ha* on the aumniit down. The hearts o f other racing men tubje -ting them to the artificial eo«- looks quite as w ell awheel to have» life?” as i-olTee and buns---- " In the tiemulous rainbow glow examined by some of the doctors had itruint and worldly Infinem-es of Rrcat gloves and smooth hair as It doest "Yes. O. yes.” Fluttered fur like a »carlet ribbon “ C-of-f-e-e H-n-d b-u-n-s," Mr. Newlyn any other circumstance», so be To the eye» that watched below, "T h a t’s right." And he t>ent Ids head lieenfound to beat at tremendous speed m i l l i n e r hotels. "I have an > * • murmured blankly. after a severe race, hut Michael s bloisl ,iow In my lulud." she says, »h e re » lar alsiitt these tw o little points But flushed in the* sk.v of a nation "Yes, ami a little music, and we take and kissed her. pump seemed to lie uo more excited mother, lorced to seek a certa n a t - thin gauze veil (not net, as it i« not rJ*lie glory of long ago. “ N ew lyn.” said his friend Karnes them aside and talk seriously to them than It would be had he vaulted over mle aud very dry air for a delicate able for wheeling) on a blustry dan they sat at lunch the follow ing day. and try to bring them to a lietter frame Then a frown on the cheek of the twilight -I,fid. lets prepared to exile herself this aid in keeping the hair in g,**), o f mind. It is a noble work. J-tck. “ you’ re a genius. The idea was splen Where the smile of the west was warm! tton and the hat on. did. only I ’m afraid you’ ve ruined my m i l l i n e r ’rather than repeat last Miss Hlake says It is wicked for us to And eliinhing in Husky billows character with your w ife.” ‘.xperiences.’ I util then hei lead a life o f luxury and ease when Mount l»avidsou*» awful form "O. I ’ll make it all right,” the young laughter had worn her simple d m * * » there are thousands going to perdition. A wonder of darkness swept the height .vithout thinking about them; until then She says It Is woman’s mission to re barrister rejoined: " I ’ll tell her you’ ve Like the iuh I i of a silent storm! given up the scheme.” And then they die had taken her early »upper of bread form man.” Thro* the murk of the muffled city iud milk and jam with eager appetite, "Quite so," the young barrister re- looked at each other and laughed bois in With its mystery untold, until then she had been asleep at i s|s>mlcd readily, “ and you are fulfilling terously as if at some hidden Joke.-—SL While the people dizzily gazing Paul’s. /clock, glad to rest after her long day s that mission admirably.” Stood dumb in the streets, behold ileastire and exercise. The hotel “ i— r 1 ii the blackening west o’er the uioun- S A L A D S A S A D A IL Y DIET. drought longing desires for fine clothes, "Yes. you are reform ing nte.’ * tain’s crest or all the dainties o f the children s »hu "O, you don’t need reforming, dear." M o s t W h o l e s o m e F o o d , a n d S h o u l d A twinkle o f fiery gold! ng room, lor late hours, ’just to hear “ And cabdrivers and sandwtehiuen Be K a t e n B v e rjr I'a y . he music ¡.ml dance until !>. Her ptet- 10very eye caught the heaven-hung vision, do?” “ The beauty and wholesomeness o f y print frocks were despicable beside Ut Kvery heurt felt Its wizard »pell. "Yes. Indeed." the sulud should commend lit to every It flared like a spirit candle. Jaiuty silk slips and exquisite embroi- "But. my dear, evening is the only Am erican housekeeper.” writes Mrs. It streamed like a star that fell. lerles. her sensible shoes very trying S. T. Itorer in her cooking lesson on time that I have you to m yself." It waved command like a signal hand. to wear beside tlie rosetted dancing " I know." and she sighed. " It Is "T h e Making o f Salads.” in the La It swung like u voléeles» hell. slippers, her bread and milk became dies’ Home Journal. " I do not refer to aw kw ard, but quite unavoidable.” babyish i ml her mother’s good night “ And I am to mo|x* at home by tny- those highly-seasoned combinations of Did they hear it? White faces listened: dory was drowned in the strains of W ild thoughts guessed its meaning di self while you are talking seriously to hard-boiled •■ggs nml mustard, lint to cabmen and matehboys?” lie band." dainty dinner or luncheon salads, made vine. R u l e s f o r It im tln u a Skirt with a dressing o f olive oil. a few drops “ There is news of the war from the east “ Now. darling, yon mustn't lie self Amplitude »»f skirts is Iteing W o r ld ’ s R ich est W om an. ward ; o f lemon juii-e, and a light seasoning o f Ish.” Senora Isa do re de Cousino. Hie rich wlmt modified, uiid their stiffnegu The palm-tree Ims bowed to the pine— salt, garlic and' pepper. “ Selfish?” est woman in the world, is soon to visit much so. The fullness Is all And the Lord of Hosts is uplifting “ The salts necessary for the well-be “ Yes. you must learn to give up America. She is so rich that nobody around to the back, the from andJ Ills torch oil the hills for a sign!” something for your unfortunate fellow- ing o f our blood are bountifully given knows just how much her possessions sides being smooth, straight and» ill these green vegetables; then. too. it inen.” are worth. Her wealth is estimated to fully fitted, lu »-fitting out a skin| T w a « n dream, but not all. On the J A * A r r * T OF B1CYCI.E BIDERS. “ W ell, what with subscribing to or Is a pleasant way o f taking fatty food. shadow be at least $100,000,000. The aenora’s edges of the breadths should alwijn phanage* and homes for destitute chll- All machinery must lie w ell oiled to a couple o f tables. H is luugs were free property is in ( ’ Idle. Shi* inlieriteil first ruled with a ruler long The light that quivered and curled dren. 1 give up close on a hundred a prevent friction, and the wonderful liu- and his respiration normal. He did not milch of it from her father and broth to go from top to I sit tom, for to Was the flag by patriot fingers ■nuii engine is not an exception to the seem to be suffering from fatigue. All year as It Is." That birthday morning unfurled. er, hut her own shrewd instinct for regularity in the seams of a And it blazed in the unseen sunset "Yes. hut that Is no proper sacrifice.” rule. Look carefully (o it that you take the organs in the upper portion of his business has served to add largely to »(mils its appearance and prevr Like a l*ei»m from another world, his little w ife said, quickly. “ You are sufficient fatty food. In liasting | body were found to he lu a remarkably the property. Among her isissesslotis from hanging well. “ The Americans do not use enough healthy condition. Hut below the hips are many copper mines in Chile ami seams lay the tw o edges togethcra rich, ami a hundred pounds doesn’t Alone in its daylight of glory meHn any real giving up on your part. oil to keep them in perfect health. some o f these conditions seemed re Peru. Upward o f a hundred steamers long table, the bias edge upp Alnrn* where the lightnings run— You don't deprive yourself o f any W hile liut ter Is served in some fam ilies versed. The great flexor and extensor aud sailing vessels, the entire town a straight anil bias edge are to be j But the glad city read on the morrow* pleasure, you know." Mr. Newlyn three times a day. ami 1« tletter than muscles in Ids thigh and call were of Lota in Chile; coal mines of incal ed. and baste them while they | Its token of deeds that were done. And the* steeples sang, “ Vicksburg is knitted his brow. Ills w ife's logle was no fat, tts composition is rather against found to lie highly excited. The thigh culable value, farm lands, plantations, lying Hat. I f the goods is very I it as compared to a sweet vegetable muscles seemed to be lieatlng like the unanswerable. taken, fruit ranches, vineyards, and three like gauze or muslin, or any "A lid If you spared me fo r three or oil. Fats well digested are the salva pulse in an ordinary man’s wrist, and I hi laces the like of which are not to lie light silk, le.iste at the same tia And Gettysburg’s Held Is won!” —Theron Brown, In Youth's Companion four evenings a week you would lie tion o f consumptives or those sufTerliig they were corded and bunched as hard found outside the imagined glories of narrow strip o f iwis*r along the i doing so. and you would know that frotu H.ny form of tuberculosis. For as iron. Below the hip line Michael Stitch through tills paper. which) your ilear little w ife was perhaps per these reasons a simple sulad coauposed was warmed up: above as cool as a cu prevent the machine needle fromi [feet wit suading some poor sinner to lead a bet o f any green vegetable and a Kreneh cumber. This state of affairs Is expla¡ti erlng in material. Tlie ptqier which a dressing, should lie seen on every well- ed by the medical men as indicative of ter life." easily removed afterward. jl by 1% “ And what am I to do with myself regulated table 365 times a year. Those the way the man works. He holds his Tt wus generally acknowledged by The stiffening has almost end ing covi who live out o f town can obtain from body rigid without effort, while his while you are persuading?" those who knew them that Jack New disappeared from skirts. Tlieyi fi*mew the fields sorrel, long docks, dandelions, “ W ell, you can read and smoke, or go l.vn ami his pretty w ife hail solved the legs do all the work propelling Ids 120 longer us rigid as If they wire i the root: much-dismissed problem o f how to be and see your old bachelor friends occa and lamb's quarters, fo r the cost of gear. His heart and lungs are large of wood, hut have a degree of i al fi ine picking. Where desserts are not used, and strong euough to keep his vitality happy though married. True, they had sionally." ness that is much more deslrab (rames, "A n d so those delightful evenings and 1 wish, for health's sake, they up to the requirements of severe exer only l)*s>ti united six months, and per haircloth facin g five or six incheit etsily s might lie abolished, a salad with a bit when you used to play nml sing to me haps It was a little premature to speak tion without showing it by increased Is put around the foot of the o f cheese and bread, or water, or action. The doctors unanimously ex right or definitely on the subject, but to all ap are at an end?" prevent it from »-lliigiiig closely l ventilât» " I ’ m afraid so. They w ere selfish cracker, with a small cup o f coffee, pressed astonishment that such a di pearance* it did not seem possible that ankles, hut this is the limit of l I« put i the sunshine o f their lives could ever evenings. I aee It now. W e thought of may close the meal. Where a dessert minutive physique (Michael is only 4 uess. The wires and variousuturfI Iréis ix be darkened by a cloud. T h eir affec no one's happiness Imt our own. Hence Is used the salad, cheese and w ater feet 11 Vi» Inches tnlli could he capable trivances for expanding have cut) 3 feet 1 tion fot each other disgusted the cynic forth. Jack dear, w e live fo r others. are served just liefore it. to prick up of the enormous exertion necessary in disappeared. Indeed, tlie wire« i Now I must go and dress. Miss Hlake the appetite that it may enjoy more driving a wheel at the rate of some al and dcIlKhtcd the romantic. met with any fa vo r among we ire 4 In It was as ardent and enduring now calls for me at N. There Is a meeting fully the sweet. At a large dinner the thing over thirty miles an hour for fif t-»l women, as the effect was die vy * vuV» Kd on salad Is usually served with the game teen miles. as It had I»een the day they were made o f sandwlclunen at half-past.” able, and with sufficiently good 11^ It was half-past 10 when Mrs. N ew course.” through tunu and w ife, and their intimate no stieli arrangement was ue C H A M P IO N OF T E N N IS C O U R T. from th friends were wont to declare that exist lyn came home. She found her hushaud F ou n d H ea lth and W ealth . sustaining the skirt. of It an» ence for them was one long, continual sitting over his cigar and a novel. As showing the isissibillties o f In M i s s J u l i e t t e A t k i n s o n D e s i r o u s o f "W ell, how did tile meeting go o(T?” Just in I SEXOKA ISAtlORE DE COUSINO. A i r e a n d B e a u t y . honeymoon. telligent farm ing lu California, the fo l W innlnu Th eatrical Applaiiar, shown I It Is absurd to »-laiin. says » ' Old philosophers, however, shook he asked. lowing from the Santa Crux Sentinel The woman tennis champion of the “ Arabian Nights.” Her income is "Splendidly, splendidly." his w ife ex pisses I their heads ami said It was not to he is Interesting. The piece o f g ro u n d - America. Miss Juliette Atkinson, who about $K.ooo.(KHj a year. The town of tlmt the ripe rich beauty of 401 claimed. her charming face aglow with hack to attractive than the htidding la expected that sncll a state o f unalloy six acres Is a little larger than tw o enhanced her claim to the title recent Lota, o f which she owns every foot of ilong th ity o f sweet HI. When «omen I ed bliss could continue forever, and enthusiasm. "O. Jack, when I sec San Francisco city blocks: "W hen K. ly in Philadelphia, is not only a tennis grouutl. every house and other build what a great deal o f noble work I can romid tl these philosophers were right. One N. Stocking came to California he was player, but also lias dramatic ambi ing, works for her daily with Its 13,(100 harmony with nature's la«-s, earb^ accomplish I am filled with joy. .Miss i larger of life has Its ow n charm. Thef day a hawk swiaipcd down on the Ncw- Hlake says I shall ls> of Immense use. In search o f health and a living, but tions. In the match with Miss Bessie of population. One of her sumptuous of lieanty does not reach Its larger f lyn dovecote and put an end to the bill Hut tell me. what have you been doing discouragement stared him and his Moore lu championship singles, which imlaees is at Lota. It is described as under 35 or 40. Helen of Troy» brlcklay lint and »-»sting. fam ily in the face. T o find em ploy she won on the grounds o f the Phila a dream of beauty. In Santiago she with yourself while I have been aw ay?" this buil upon the stage nt the age of It wits In tills w ay: Jack X e w lv i. " I? tt. I dropixsl in on Barnes, one of ment seemed ini|s>sslble, so he Isiught delphia Cricket Club. Miss Atkinson lias a white marble palace that eost paslu was 30 when married to f w ho was a barrister o f some repute, P a st my old cronies, you know, and very on the Hriinclforte Creek six acres of won the championship o f America for $2.000,000, and her house at Maenl is and sli»> was a brilliant ligare left his home lu SI. John's Wood one land, l i e put the land out In vegeta the second time. Many a duplicate of the Santiago affair, ex thankful I am I did so." years thereafter. Cleopatra wa-'J tine morn I iik . leaving Ills little w ife In bles. berries, and tree fruit, and u The young lady Is a »laughter of Dr. cept for its Immense gardens, which I cattle n "V ery thankful? W ily?" 30 years when she met Antony. her usual state o f happiness, returning way to "Because, curiously enough, I found chicken-yard. W ith the combination Jerome (J. Atkinson, o f BriKiklyn. and require 200 gardeners to keep them in <le Poietiers was 30 when she’ a few minute* after .*» to ttml her al 1 iffonls i him deep ill a scheme o f rescue work o f thrift, industry, and economy, those Is well known In society circles o f that reimir. Senora Cousino lias six chil heart o f H enry II. The King' most as solemn ns the ureal jinluc In [ away ti o f a most novel and original kind, and barren six acres o f a fe w years ago city. Karly In the year she nstoumled dren, three young men and three young her age, but Ids devotion never» whose presence he had liecii propound feed by he Invited me to Join the movement, now fairly bud, blossom, and rljieu. her friends by appearing In the chonis women, all married. She Is 55 years e»l. Anne o f Austria was 38 wb ing the Intricacies o f an entangled will o il. tall, dark, mid still beautiful. Ing the : and 1 have done so. Our lives now. Kth- Last year three hundred and sixty-five scrils'd as (lie most beautiful wo «tilt all the afternoou. dollars were harvested from a patch o f gate to el, shall lie devoted to this work." Europe. Mine, de Malnteaon "A n yth in g wronu. dearest?” lie In C o m p l e x i o n nnd D i g e s t i o n . A devici "O, Jack, I am so glad! You will Is* stra wlierrle* o f one-quarter o f an acre when united to Louis, and Cat quired as they sat dowu to dinner. Complexion Is all a matter of diges and tw o rials. Just think o f It. ye men prove of able to do such a lot o f good.” Mrs. \ ew lyn uave a start. tion. IV here there Is a go»sl digestion Russia v as 33 when she who let the pennies slip away, and who narrow "W e ll, I hope so. I hope so." "O, no.” she murmured, “ only—only a lieautiful complexion Is hound to fol throne she occupied for th “ Now tell me all about It, dear? I am ery hard times! In the winter lie con 1 have had a visit from Miss Hlake this most anxious to learn In what way Mr. fines him self to raising chickens. K v low. A well-regulated stomach Invaria i years. The most lasting and intense | afternoon." bly proclaims itself in a good-looking Hurtles' scheme differs from ours. What ery Inch o f ground Is utilized, and a "W h o ’s Miss Hlake?" the embryo class o f people are you going to reform happy, contented fam ily is the re ; fnce. and to maintain this well-regu is not inspired by two-de»-ade I Q. C. asked carelessly. lated condition attention to a fruit diet The old saw about sweet 16 1st sult." —the scavengers, the dockers?” “ O. you must have heard o f her. Is recommended. IMums. blackberries, •si by the truer knowledge "O. no; those w e leave to you ladies. Jack; she’s the President o f the ’ Mod Harnes says that the Itifiuence o f wom F ir e tin gin e Signals. white and red gni|>es. oranges and highest beauty does not dwell ini ern Woman's Pioneer Rescue League.’ ” an upon man applies to this sort o f The experimental use o f signals by peaches are among the table fruits, and turity. For beauty does not mennj Mr. N ew lyn gH*|ied. It Is difficult to say which is the best the fashion o f form and coloría work Just as It does in other ways, and the BerlL’i fi re department fo r Its ap "A n d and wlmt did she want, n sub- that the influence o f man tqion woman paratus while on the wuy to a fire has for a pretty complexion. I f the skin Is found lu the waxen doll The aortptlon?” las'll found to work so w ell that the kept fresh and the diet is laxative the youth an»l a complexion of is the same." " N —o. I ’ll tell you. 1 don't think I face w ill be good to look upon. People admirable fo r that period, but«! system has now lassi definitely accept CON Mrs. New lyn looked slightly puzzled ever mentioned It. but before I met you eat too much breadstuff». A mud-col ail's best and richest years art I "T h e — influence — o f — man—upon— ed. It consist* In the use o f an appara 1 was a ’Ploueer.' Now. one o f the wom an?" she repeated. ored skin is usually an Indication of to 40. tus looking much like a small sema rulea o f the society enters that when a bad blood. A good thing for a sallow phore. now In use on the railroads. “ Just so." A R e i g n i n g Favorita member liecome* engaged or married The appliance Is rigged up on thi skin Is a trip to the nearest mountain- "Hut 1 don't understand?” she fo rfe it* her place; In fact, she Is walk up. rest and climb down again. "W h y, It's this way. Our work will be driver's sent, and le visible for quite a compelled to n**lgn." distatila'. When the vehicle is to ge among women. Harmalds---- " W o m e n and t h e W h e e l , Mr. New lyn muttered something "Hartnnlds?” And her face turned straight out tlie am i o f the semaphore The ls>st weight for a woman’s wheel about a "good job.” Is placed straight up: If to go to the pale. is from twenty to twenty-five pounds, "W e ll, It seems." hi* w ife went on, I/ ' "B allet girls, and nurses. W e shall right or left Into another street, the and the smooth running qualities of all “ that quite a lot o f the member* have hold meetings social meetings, with arm o f tlie semaphore Is Inclined In MISS J U L I E T T E AT KI N SO N . the trustworthy makes linve now reach left lately ow ing to this cause. There's light refreshment, such ns coffee and that d t rts-1 Ion. As the signals are al o f “ Kism et." which was then running ed so high a standard o f excellence that Lucy Johnson, she’s engaged to Mr. buns.jtnd we shall take them aside and ways set fo r the next comer, driver* Htone, and last week K ate Hrowu was talk seriously to them.” o f other vehicles know at once what at W allack's Theater, New York. She there is little choice among them. The married, and now there are several they have to do In onler to get out of was given a few lines to speak In the average woman had better not under Mrs. Newlyn gave a gasp. more on the |H>lnt o f leaving." the road o f tlie fire engine or other second le t, and when she was inter take to ride with n gear higher than "Hurtle* says It Is mail's mission." viewed by one o f the New York paper* sixty-six or sixty-eight, liecause If »he "Quite an epidem ic," the barrister np|*iratu*.— Philadelphia Record. "M an's mission? O. how dare you she declared all her inclinations wer* does she will find that the extra amount remarked. Irreverently. talk to me o f such a thing!" toward a stage career. of foree w hlch she has to put Into even M e a n t W h . l He «a i d . “ So." hi* w ife continue,) with a "Kh, what?” Midsm push of the I>edflls 1» more exhausting “ I propose to wipe out the saloon." alight frown. “ Mis* Hlake fears tltat N u m b e r o f F o r e i g n C ard in a ls . “ Don't say a word, not a word. Do thinning than the process of making a few more The determined manner o f the speak soon she w ill I m > the only one who has you want to Insult me? O. I wonder Cardinal dl (trade's death, according tot* the er showed him to lie Intensely In ear to the Tablet, has maile tlie number revolt!'Ions with less effort In each one remained trim to the ship.” how you can come to me with such an «oes a g Have a comfortable, becoming, [noon' "W h y doesii't she get spliced?" Jack Infamous proposal! You must tie mad nest aud hi* listener* realized the fu ll o f foreign Cardinals greater than that It I» per Import o f his word* when he savagely o f the Italian for the seeond time w ith apicuous costume: bla.-k Is oon*ldere<| asked, "ami then the ship would sink.” to think I should ever consent to It.” 'he fruii renrhed fo r his pall and mop and start in tw elve months. There are now very swagger now. but the chief objeo- "Mhe has uo desire to get ‘spliced.’ as “ Hut I consented to you.” tallen. eli iuto do It.- New York World. you call It. She is a woman o f firm m " .!° ,U ,h** whlle ** I ooks very thirty-one o f the form er to thirty o f "T h at 1» very different.” •hereve chic It shows the dust, and manv prefer principles, and she has devoted her life the latter, a state o f thing* which. un " I fall to see It. Yon are taking cab A s a n a s th e A n im a ls, tat. in the sha.les ,,f brown and tan for thi» to doing good. Rut to return to what I men aside and talking seriously to “ I fea r." said the elephant, "tlstt the til within a few years, had not oc reason. Too much cannot lie said con- *®t deer was saying. As the society had suffer them. I am taking liallet girls---- " curred fo r many centuries. alligator 1* a little o f a blackmailer.” e*tl»e it detuning corset* for rl(ltnK. „peelaU T ed such losses she has decided to strike "Y o u sha'n't, 1 won't stand It. O, "R e a lly ? " asked the giraffe. Not a Bad Lies. lodi riditi rlgi.l ones. Have a comfortably large out the rule which declares engaged do you wnut to break my heart?” " l i e only seems w illing to keep his In the reign o f W illiam III. o f Fhig pair of broad toed regulation shoes to*lt tha girls and married women Ineligible, "N o w . darling, you mustn't be selfish. mouth shut when there's something In T o W h i p Cream ***!!*-• •*?» m» land, all child-stealers apprehended Sooieone who has had experleneo and she la now going round to all the You must learn to give up something. It.” —W ashington Star. Often very rich cream * 1“ «tetwly t w ere bra tilled with a red-hot R. for enough to know says that „ piece of old members asking them to rejoin.” W e must live for other«," up readily; It nhould have* rogue, on the »boulder* A big M on bght brass chain tacked to the insi.ll H la in g C an ec e —ary. The young husband's face bore a “ You *ha—sha'n't I—live for barmaids added to It. Cream shook!,- the right h.-uxl signified manslaughter, A French chemist has Invented a bitte look o f the liveliest consternation. or ballet girl», the horrid things." Mrs. n U t d ,Pm, ° f 5roHr * k,rt N ,fore it |, i while a T was burned Into the (ef- I " ™ ? 1 ".’ I * ,he VPry ' “e«t thing for to whip easily and 6uifTT ( “ And.” hla w ife resumed, “ I have N ew lyn sobbed from behind her hand soap which renders unnecessary the •taket i well chilled there is not hand fo r thief. the skirt down. I, n„| use o f Mu log In laundry work. promised to do so.” kerchief. hai ♦ he cream whipping to wear through and drop out like tory dry keeper» frequently comp** j to» amo A T O N G U E O F FLAM E . A MAN'S MISSION. tUcknes W J (Inch » ***•?» i