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About Estacada progress. (Estacada, Or.) 1908-1916 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 10, 1908)
CONGRESS MEETS IN SHORT SESSION Hearty Greetings Ext nded leaders of Both Parties. Both Houses Soon Adjourn Out o f Respect for Members Who Died During R ecess—Hundreds o f Vis itors Crow d Galleries to Witness Opening Cerem onies. . . M h& , (fi! x 3 ^ ~ X r ^ j . v j . 3 0 1 !:!A y . / ' " V K IT T IZ S E N ^ ^ # ® ^ ^ 1 EALTH VERY POOR— RESTORED BY PE-RU-NA wdtarrh Twenty-five Y cari- had a Bad Cough ^'"»hia Kittleson, Evanston, 11.» writes: i .vc been troubled with catarrh !or nearly twenty-five years and have ried many cures for it, but obtained 'ery little help. “ Then mv brother advised me to try ?eruna, and I did. “ My health was very poor at the ;ime I began taking Peruna. My ;hr.>at was very sore and 1 had a bad •ough. “ Peruna has cured me. The chronic atdrrh is gone and my health is very nuch improved .99 I recommend Pdruna to a!l my ’riends who are troubled as I was, PtRUNA I ABLE IS: -Some people pre- yer tablets, rather than medicine in a luid form. Such people can obtain Pe •una tablets, which represent the nedicinal ingredients o f Peruna. Each tablet equals one average dose o f Pe- *una. Man-a-lin the Ideal Laxative Ask Your Druggist for a Tree Peruna Mmanac for «909. Let’ s flee from this odious world, May, And go to the hind of frothless sodas, thumbless waiters and countless de- • lights ; where your pipe doesn’t go out every few minutes and you dou’t have to tramp ten miles to get a check cashed. —Yale Record. I.O tflC . "Madam,” said the attorney for fht other side, “ you seem to have an exceed ingly sharp temper.” “ Yes, sir,” answered the complaining witness in the divorce case. “ It comes to me by direct inheritance from my bus band’s ancestors.” “ That’s absurd, madam. IIow could rou inherit an irritable disposition from your husband’s ancestors?” "I inherited my husband from them, flidu’t I V”— Chicago Tribune. M others w ill find Mrs. W in slo w 's Sooth in g lyrup th.! bi-s* rem edy to use for. t h e ir c h ldr'xu lu r in g the teeth in g period. Stanza* to n Chorus G irl. I am sorry you can’t be my bride, May, But my father won’t give his consent, And if he, in a rage, cut me off, May, Why I never could pay for our rent. But why should we live any more? May, In death we should not he apart. I suffer alone, and am seized, May, With a grief that is searing my heart. So let’s flee from the odious world. May, Where there’s nothiug but troubles and cares, Ah, won’ t it he grand, when we two. hand in hand, Are climbing the golden stairs? CITC 8t. Vitos' Dnnro and «’rvoos inseaaos perma- I 11 3 neatly cared by Dr. 1 • in©'a Great Nerve Ko- itori-r. Bead for FREE $2 00 trial bottle and tfOOtlaO. Dr. K. U. Kline. Ld . «51 Arch Bt., Philadelphia. Pa. To A v o id M htnk es. “ I want a bottle of Itybold’s Extract,” mid the prominent politician of the 'Steenth ward, stepping into a drug store. “ Bybold’s Extract?” queried the drug gist. "That’s a medicine 1 never heard t>f before.” “ I never heard of it, either, pntil to-day, but I’ m under contract to write a testi monial for it, and I want to find out what diseases it claims to be good for.” You Can Gel Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. W rite AllenH . Olm sted, Le R o y , N. Y . , f o r a ree sam ple ot A llen ’s Foot-Kase. It cures iweating, hot sw ollen , ach in g feet. It makes lew or tig h t shoes easy. A certa in cu re for :orns. in grow in g nails and bunions. All drug- ,'ista sell it. 25c. D on’ t accept any substitute An A dvantage. “ But your country Is so lacking In llnces of historic Interest," said the Eu ropean. “That’» one of It’s great advantages,” inswered Mr. Cunirox. “ In this coun try a man can travel for hours without being obliged to listen to a lecture.” — Washington Star. Washington, Dec. 8.— After being in session an hour, half of the time being consumed by a roll call, the house of represenfatives, which met at noon yesterday for the second ses sion of the (loth congress, adjourned out of respect to the memory of sev eral of its own members and o f Sen ator Allison, all of whom died during the recess. For an hour or more pre ceding the formal calling of the body to order, the galleries were packed to their fullest capacity. Many hun dreds sat in the aisles, while long lines patiently waited outside the gal lery doors, hoping to find an op p or tunity to get inside. On the floor the members mingled with each other and extended hearty greetings. Speaker Cannon. R epre sentative Sherman, of New York, the vice president-elect, and Champ Clark, of Missouri, the successor of John Sharp Williams, minority leader, re ceived ovations. The most important action o f the house was the passage by unanimous consent of a resolution authorizing the committee on ways and means in its tariff hearings to subpena wit sos and to call, for books and pa pers. A number of hills of public in terest were introduced. Catarrh Is a Co n stitu tio n a l Disease It originates in impure blood and requires constitutional treatment, acting through and purifying the blood, for its radical and permanent curt*. The greatest constitutional remedy is Hood’s Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form nr in chocolated tab lets known a -S a rsa ta b s. 100doses$1. Nasal and other local forms of catarrh are promptly relieve d hv Antiseplets or Catarrlets, f>0c., druggists or mail. C. I. flood Co., Lowell, Mass. n iifiiK o’ « Kqunlur. Teacher—Tommy, do you know what latitude is? Tommy— Ye#, ma’am. It’s diston north ami south of the Chicago river.—• (Thicago Tribune. Du« llu ru I «fortu n a te The police justice looked at the bat tered, disreputable specimen of maohood before him and turned to the policeman. "Officer,” he a-ked, "what ¡ h the com plaint V” "Uheumatiz. y’r honor,” »poke up tht prisoner, answering for himself. Chicago Tribune. Th« Hub. Ostend Pa. what do they mean when they say ‘Money is easy” in Wall strict ? Pa They mean that it is easy, my son. becuus * they have Just gotten It from easy | copie. Ostend 'I hen why can’t we get It? Pa Because those that have u hold on It are not easy. From N Tt. 14» P. H. Talk about your moving pictures that they charge a dime to see, Well, they may he real amusing, but just take a tip from me: There’s a transparent curtain and two "spooners’’ on our street. Talk about your moving pictures—«well. we guess we have them lieat. M l x | > lu c e i| C o u r t » I c n c e . "I beg your pardon,” said the man at the front door, "but does a—doc» a man of the name of Snoodle live in this build Washington, Dec. 8.— There was a ing pall of sadness over the senate when "Yes, sir,” answered the man of the it convened for the second session of house. "My name is Snoodle,” the doth congress, which was due to “ Then I’ ve lost,” said the other, turn the absence of the late Senator Wil ing away. "I bet a fellow $5 that nobody liatn 1». Allison, o f Iowa, w ho died who had that name would acknowledge last August, after a service o f more it.” —Chicago Tribune. than 35 years in that body. J u v e n ile D ep rav ity . The assemblage was a brilliant one. “ Kitty,” said her mother, rebukingly, Kighty-two of the members were pres “ you must sit still when you are at the ent. and the galleries were filled with \ representatives of the official and so- j table." cial life of the capital Besides the | "I can’t, jnamma.” protested the little wives and daughters of senators, who girl, "I’ m a lidgetnrian.” formed a large company in the pri T e n -M in u t e llu lle tln «. vate gallery. James Bryce, the Britisli 11 Ira m Burrows— How’s yer chawin’ ambassador to the United States; T on g Shoa Yi, special envoy of the terbacker. Ezra ? Ezra Skinner ( reluctantly producing Chinese empire; Prince Tsai Fu and otlu-rs of his suite occupied seats in , plug)— Failin’ fast ; I don’t expect it the reservation set aside for the dipin to last the day out.— Puck. matic corps. The procedure in the T r iu m p h o f H utnun N ature. opening of the new session was sim “Them seventeen mothers in the vil ple and dignified, follow ing a long established precedent. lage mothers’ club agreed to decide by Senator Dolliver announced the ballot which had the handsomest baby." death of the late Senator Allison, <>f "Well, who won it?” Iowa, and resolutions expressing the “ Each kid got one vote.” —Judge. profound sorrow o f the senate over his bereavement were adopted. As a The St. Petersburg correspondent of further mark of respect to his memory the London Mail says that ear drums the senate, after a session lasting but made of thin leave» of silver are being 15 minutes, adjourned for the day. used in the Russian military hospitals for diseases of the ear, to replace defective organs. PORTLAND BANK ROBBED. Three P a rticu la r* R e q u ire d . Men Hold Up President and “ Kitty, wouldn’t you like to know Secure S I7 .0 0 0 . ■omething about Esperanto?” “ I>o you have to learn to play it, or ia Portland, Dec. 8.—Three unmasked It something you eat?” men held up and robbed the East Side bank, southeast corner of Grand ave ! There are now over 250,000 words in nue and Fast W ashington street, at ' the English language acknowledged by the I best authorities, or about 70,000 more 4."» o ’clock yesterday afternoon. than in the German, French, Spanish and Seventeen thousand dollars in gold, Italian languages combined. silver and currency was the plunder claimed by the robbers. This they fathered in two big sacks and ran out IF YOU YE >f the bank, turning eastward and N EVER WORN taggering under the weight of the loot. II. H. Newhall. president of the hank, and Roger Newhall. his son, fired six shots after them, but With out effect. Up to a late hour the \ ' V \ v nn Vp yet vp F small army of detectives, deputy sher you’ve to learn tHe bodily ffs and secret service agents at work- comfort it qives in on tbe case had no definite clew, al the wettest weather though many theories were being worked out and many rumors run MADE FOR — down. H ard ------------ A N D Just two minutes were required to GUAR ANT EE D complete a robbery that has few WATERPROOF precedents for desperation and dar- »322 ng. Entering the bank, in the heart AT ALL G0QD STORES f the East Side business district, at CATALOG FREE an hour when hundreds of people pere on the streets, the leader and ost determined of the three men. at pistol’s point forced Mr. Newhall and his son, who is the cashier, to retire, heir hands up. into Mr. Newhall’s private office. This done two men This sterling household remedy is most who were waiting outside jumped in ide the swinging door, and while one successfully prescribed for a “ world of tood with a coeked revolver watch troubles.” For derangements of the di gestive organs it is a natural corrective, ing the entrance, the other held sacks operating directly upon the liver and ali nto which the leader dumped the mentary canal, gently but persistently money from the counter and cash stimulating a healthful activity. Its tills. They left $300 in silver half beneficial influence extends, however, to lollars, and did -not go into the vault, every portion of the system, aiding in the which was open, evidently realizing processes of digestion and assimilation of that they had all they could carry food, promoting a wholesome, natural away. __________________ appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad breath, irregularities of the bowels, con Rockefeller Builds in England. stipation and the long list of troubles London, Dec. 8.—John D. Rockc directly traceable to those unwholesome Kasparilla dispels drowsi Her will become a member of the conditions. ness, headache, backache and despond colon y of fashionables, at least a part ency due to inactivity of the liver, f every year, according to indica kidneys and digestive tract. It is a tions. It is learned that the Standard strengthening tonic of the highest value. If it fails to satisfy we authorize all Oil magnate has purchased houses 38 ml 40 Queen Anne’s Gate. W ork dealers to refund the purchase price. H oyt C hem ical C o . Portland, Oregon men have begun the demolition of the tructures to make way for a marble palace. The news on reaching Bond street caused speculation as to how the prosecution of the Standard Oil nmnanv by the United States of ficials affected the purchase. t-SUCKER K A S P A R IL L A Lame Dack Prescription. The increased use o f whiskey for lame back rheumatism is causing con siderable discussion among the medical fraternity. It is an almost infallible cure when mixed with certain other in gredients and taken properly. The fol lowing formula is effective: “ To one half pint o f good whiskey add one ounce o f Toris Compound and one ounce Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound. Take in tablespoonful doses before each meal The Chinese Doctor and before retirin g ." Simon Would Be President. Toris compound is a product o f the T Iiin K roat C h in e « » p h y Port Au Prince, Dec. 8.— The quick s ic ia n U w e ll k n ow n laboratories o f the Globe Pharmaceuti th r o u g h o u t t h e N o rth - w*>»r l>ecHu«e o f h i* w on - cal Co., Chicago, but it as well as the establishment of a peace pact between d o r fn l find m itrie lo u n other ingredients can be had from any General Simon, leader o f the Haytian r a r e " , a n d ia tod a y h rr- r.lded by a ll h i» p a tie n t« revolutionary army, and General Foti- good druggist. n* th e »treateat o f hia k in d . H e tr e a t« any at d chard. the latest presidential candi . .v y »»aiv a ll diaeiwea w ith pow< r- Illu«f rating It. l ui ( l in< « e ro ot*, h e rl » date. is taken to mean that Simon l>nrkw th a t a r e e n tir e ly u n k n ow n to t h e m ed "Josiah,” asked Mrs. Chugwater, look himself wants the position at the head i « - » i w le n e e o f t h is e o u n tr > . W ith the*«* h a r m ing« rented lea h e R u a rn n 'ee* t o c u r e ca ta rrh , ing up from the newspaper she was read of the Haytian affairs, and intends to aathm a. lu n g trou t !<•«. rlieu raatiam . n ervon an e««, ing. "what is i ’homestretch’ ?” «to n ia ch . I h e r an d Kidney tro u b le * , alno p riva te see that nothing interferes with his *' o f m en and w om en. ‘This,” answered Mr. ('bugwater, le*n- ambition. General Fouchard arrived CON SUIT ATION FREE irg bark in his easy chair. Rlowly extend here yesterday. It is rumored that he F a t i e n ta o » i t « i d e o f c i t y w r i t e f o r b l a n k * a n d ing his arms at right angles with hia is out of the race for the presidency tir u u ia r a . I n c l o s e 4c n .a tn p . body, and accompanying the exercise with a dismal yawn. "You’ve seen me do it at The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. Six Jurors Are Secured. . •'—Chicago Tribune. San Francisco. Dec. 8 — Six jurors 1G2: : first St., Near Morrison Portland, O r. were secured yesterday in the tri^I of l. X. Chang, the Corean charged with I 'he murder of Durham White Stev ! ens. the American adviser to the P N U No. 5 0 08 Corean emperor, who was killed on March 23 last at the entrance to the ■ \ 1 T H E N w r i t i n g t o m l v e r t i n o r * p i e IT m e n t i o n t h i.i p a p e r . Ferry building. C. Gee Wo WHY EGGS ARE HIGH, seasons of the year when insects and ------- worms are plentiful and the fowls have Som e W ay, This Expensive Necessity *,le . liberty o f the farm, little animal .. o T . r> food mav be fed May Be Turned to Profit. „ . _ . _ , Another point about feeding gram : U> Jam«i Dryd.n, Poultrym.n Oregon Agricul- Should it be ground or fed whole'- It tuml Celles* Corvellia. is known that a certain proportion of Eggs are 50 cents a dozen, because the food of fowls is used to produce the hens don’t lay The mam reason ! energy to grind the food, and from this why they don’t lay is because this is not j point o f view it is cheaper to have the the natural laying season. In a state | food ground at the mill. But it has of nature fowls lay and breed in the I been found by experiment that fowls do spring season, and they haven’t got not do well when fed altogether on quite away from that habit. Old hah ground food. its die hard with hens as with men. die fi.ial in discussion is lln - explains why wtlh little care the ,|le laying capacity o f ilie lien If all the hell will lay in spring and with , he three tilings mentioned above it DO V ( be niUCll care e:»ri» in the t hi» fall f:ill and :irwl winter w in fo r ¿K p I u' j properly attended to. theYe will still be won’t lay, or very seldom will. But a scarcity of eggs unless the fowls have through centuries of training and the laying capacity, and it is no fault breeding the hen is gradually getting of the hen if she hasn’t; the trouble away from her old habit of laying a goes back to her ancestors few eggs in the spring and hatching them, and it is possible now, with the proper skill in handling, to make bet COMMERCIAL PO TATO GROWING lay in winter whether she will or no. But the first thing we have to learn is Som e Good Points on One o f the that to gel eggs in winter means a fight Most Profitable o f Crops. against nature, against the old hen na ture. Winter is not the natural laying By A. G. Craig. Assistant Horticulturist. State College o f Washington, I'uliman. season. When a pullet has reached maturity, Fotato land should be; plowed in the no matter at what season of the year, fail and allowed to lie rough during the if she be maintained in good health and winter. This favors the catching of vigor and gets the proper kind and winter moisture, and allows the sub quantity o f food, she will lay eggs if she has the laying capacity. Let us surface soil to settle and the surface can be worked earlier in the spring. analyze that sentence a little. The first point raised is a question of If the fall plowing is impossible, the maturity. The pullet must he mature I *an(^ should be disced in the fall so that before she lays. If a pullet lay- m Oc the surface may be rough and open tober she must be hatched early enough through the winter. Deep plowing iti the spring so that she will reach ina- usually gives better results than shal- tnrity in October. A Plymouth Rock low. The plowed land should be well hatched the first o f April should lay , harrowed early in the spring, and if the middle of October °r first of No- not immediately planted, it should be .cmlKT If tlH-.v ar,. to lay a month frequently harrowed in order to con- carher they sho.ilrt l»c hatchccl a nmonlli j Berve moisture and kill the weeds first of October if hatch«-,1 the first o f , which start after the first harrowing. \prq spring plowed land should be harrowed The next point refers to health and immediately after the plow, to pre- vigor. The pullet must come to ma- vent loss of moisture. In the dryer turity with good health and vigor. She sections, some form o f subsurface must have had proper care during the packer should follow' the plow, and brooding and growing period. A stunt- this should immediaetly be followed by ed chick, a chick hatched from an egg the harrow to work up a surface mulch. ’;iid by a hen out of condition, a chick I f the soil plows up cloddy, a plank clod that has had to battle with insect pests masher may be used quite profitably, or a chick that has not had proper food , , , , , , and exercise, will not be a profitable The tlmc o f planting should be gov- layer in any season. How to maintain vrned largely by the climate and the the health and vigor of the flock is the purposes for which the potatoes are biggest problem in poultry keeping. To grown. The potato plant needs ample get eggs in winter the hens fnust have moisture when the tubers are setting; constitutional vigor. hence, the grower should endeavor to J he third point is that to get eggs have the plants reach that stage o f de- the hens must have the proper kind and velopment at the time when the moist- quantity o f food. I he hen requires ure supply is likely to be favorable, more kinds of food than a cow or a For early new potatoes, the w ed should hog. 1 he cow needs no animal food: j „ the lien does. The hen gives more com be ,Plar11’d as ear|y sPrlnK as th,a «deration to cleanlin.-s of the product ao11 * l11 Perm lt’ ''« h t, warm soil, than the cow. She seals it up in | i or late potatoes they may be planted shell of lime to keep it clean, and she as late as th« middle o f June, provided therefore must have a liberal supply of the moisture supply is ample and con- mineral matter. All foods furnish a tinuous; but where summer rains can- certain amount o f mineral matter, but not be depended upon, the earier the not enough to supply all the shell ma- potatoes are planted the better, if the terial when hens arc laying heavily. danger from frost is guarded against. What foods should they be fed? The distance between row's and be- I hey should have 8 '•‘in. but grain alone tw’een hills in the row is an important w ont do. Uhat vy,II happen if the int in the potato culture. Varieties hen eats nothing hut wheat? Remem- T, . . , . , . hering that she puts nothing into an that tend t<> produce very large tubers gg that she does not eat. that an egg should be planted close. Soil will ad- contains about one-fifth ounce of fat and j n?1*: ^ ose planting m direct propor- that if she ate nothing hut wheat she | U °n to its fertility and moisture con- would get enough far for three or four j tent, and the care given the crop. In eggs a day and about enough protein , high priced land, intensive culture for half an egg a day the thing that should be practiced and the rows and will happen will be that she will re-1 hills planted as closely as the fertility fuse to make eggs. I he hen does n o t. 0f the land w'ill permit. Increasing adulterate her product, otherwise she the size o f the “ seed pieces” will ac- could fill up the egg with surplus fat. complish the same results as close like some people make butter out o f ; planting> but the danger o f aunburned spurious oil or beef fat. She will make , f . . , i . article , or none at . all. 11 i tubers is apt to be increased, an honest The | No farmer who grows six or more point is that the hen should have such foods as will furnish the necessary food acres o f potatoes each year can afford elements in proper proportions; in to do without a horse planter. O f the other words, she should have a balanced several methods o f hand planting, the ration. There are • different ways of following is the most satisfactory: balancing the ration. For instance, if A fter the soil is well prepared, open the hen has access to wheat, to clover up furrows to the proper depth with a kale and to grasshoppers, angle single shovel plow. A fter the seed is worms and grit, she will balance her dropped, cover with the plow and har own ration. She will eat a little wheat, The depth o f the i little clovdr and a few grasshoppers row thoroughly. Tr angleworms and eat enough o f each planting should depend upon the text to furnish the egg-making elements in ure o f the soil, and Upon whether early Five right proportion. An occasional feed of or late potatoes are desired. corn or oats in place o f wheat would inches is not too deep for late potatoes, on light, mellow soils, but three to improve the ration. This much for the food. How shall four inches is better for an early crop, it be fed? Again you must take ac or on very heavy, or very wet soil. count of the nature of the hen. She is The amount o f seed to use varies httsy creature naturally; that is part from three to ten sacks per acre, and of her life, and you must keep her busy depends upon the variety o f the soil. let her be busy. If she has free Varieties which tend to produce very range on the farm she will keep herself busy and her muscle and digestion in large tubers should have a large quan good order, but when you shut her up tity of seed. Rich land should receive If the seed yards you ar* imposing artificial more seed than poor land. conditions and you must provide exer pieces are not too large, the number of eyes to each piece makes no difference. cise for her. I have kept hens for a year on a hare hoard floor in a small It is more important that the size of pen and fed them well. They laid about the pieces sohuld be uniform than that three dozen eggs each during the year, there should be the same number o f and at the end of the year with this sort eyes in each piece. of luxury and ease they had lost their Frequently only a part o f the pota constitution and their usefulness; while toes which are planted come up. This other hens fed in the same way. but j may be due to one or more o f several with a ground floor and deep litter to j,4j j ! causess, all o f which should be guarded scratch in and yards to run Cut seed potatoes should over twelve dozen eggs each, and at ! against. the end of the year were still in the ! never be allowed to remain in piles un business. The hen needs exercise. The til they heat, and are thereby seriously Ictnand for animal food may he sup injured. Seed potatoes that have been plied in different ways. Skim milk, exposed to too low temoerature will milk curds and buttermilk will take the seldom give a uniform stand. All de place of meat if enough of it can he cayed tubers and those which have fed. Skim milk is largely water, and brown or black spots through the flesh a heavy-laying hen can scarcely drink should not be planted as there are two enough of it to get the necessary amount diseases which are found in this state o f animal food. There is nothing bet which are sure to result in an unsatis ter than fresh-cut lean meat and bones, the danger from uncooked meat scraps, factory stand if seed infected with however, being that they are liable to them is planted. Cut seed should never be planted contain disease germs, and unless it is known to he free from disease it is deeply in the cold wet soil, or unsatis better to cook it. The commercial ar factory germination is sure to result. ticle o f beef scraps put up by the large Finally, in the dryer sections, potatoes packing houses are largely used . some should be planted to uniform depth be o f the stuff sold for poultry food is low the dry surface mulch in order to only fit for fertilizer, however. During becure a uniform stand. Itiu p lierry l«»e. Short (■rrfn T om ato * 0 7 . - U R S ’H ID E S •!, in to I ; X .t r v & t u a p r e « 3 ’ g u j d e U *, j o l i » , l l l u u . ^ K ' IR} ^ fc.J -Jf ko. •- J H p a n j*"¡ P \ « K ï m à r . I *#• f o r FGvori’n*. ** . A in *' 1 . 1 ( 1 1 »« lla ly ," A H* 1..M.I t, :.«-,• Il, lite I r ter al . m i ti drt'ti thè hiiii ' v ni' il«, fnx m ,1 ili grapes. Touy w.is .—;.« . .-'lite*I witli thè story, mal »■au'i-i n'glit his chimi, Joe, wbo vvas in aimthi r class. Iiy good iuck. thè tem ili verheard Totiy's versimi. In Ills excited, broken Lnglish he told the fable uuiHi as it was written, until le* came t<* tin* end. Till* was hi; rendering of the climax: “ De obla fox he say, ‘ Da grape no good, anyhow; alia sour. I guess I go geta de banali.’ ” \**w A 11 makes a ; « ' T . ' “ * ,y rup better tl r* li. 12« M ap le. ! by grocers. 4 ...li,lu i T oil H M e. "\Y. !. L'nod «bar: said Mr. Tnie- V to his h<‘Inveii spouse. ‘ T must go d dictate those letters twenty-six of tie in si* you mustn’t expect me home very early.” “ All right!” was the response. “ But I w ish you wouldn’t work so hard.” Half an hour later, Mr. Trueboy en- tered Ids Hub and sat down, with three others, at a < ard ta!.!«-. "Just a molli,-ut. \...i |\Lows, before the first hand is <b alt I've g *t to keep my word with my wife. One Just take down what I dictate: d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t x y z.’ There! Those letter* my mind.” \ p p lp a . Select tnrt apples. Quarter, core. I and pare and «lice moderately thin ; Put Into a baking dish In alternate i layers with granulated sugar. Cover | closely, placing a weight on top. and hake for three hours In a moderate ' oven. When cool, turn carefully Into - glass dish and chill for several hours ! Serve with a meringue on top. or with a custard sauce, or with cream, as pre- When a man ha* managed to aave ferred a little money, people think he Is1 OfTrr to grnnf ■ boy any alnijle wlxh, childish, and don’t know how to tak« ami he will « lili for aoniething tu | cart of 1L of yc.. ‘A b e u v w are off Mr». I ' ephone) —lid io I» that the health department? 4 aud it! Co nf e *« ii on , Voir. Y» “ Now. Tommy,” said bis mother, re- Mrs. I* ¡de I "s ionie one has one of } .•our officers to »ÍD7 Bil Igus street. 1 provingly, , . I bet you This In*. is full t ti co ki’out•hcs. -Chi- in* the Ja,n in it?” cago Tr ¡bum ".W in.” replied Tommy, n y Enr. had a whole hand In it.” Stranger (on horseba- !; ) - Uncle, what .M o m 4 I m p o r t a n t o f n i l . «s th** price of oats to-day? "Dearest,” he whispon d. ” 1 am ultra- Elicle .1 e, 1 (sitting on the f e n c e ) — W e fashionable. I have a hat of green, a don’ t sell our votes in these diggin’s, mis tie of green and even shoes of green. ter. Be you a candidate? Is there any more you could ask?” Il e a l l l e r to l l . "Yes,” responded the practical girl, Mrs. New-rich—-Did you bathe du “ before l accept you l would like to lug your recent visit to New York? know if you have any long greca la Mrs. Orty No. I had intciulde to do your pockets?” so. but another lady was using the l( «»r I m p r o m p t u Cttn m i t i r u m . ocean. "You culliti on M iss I n-tun and she Tb« ........ . of wtmlebon* taken annu ,,i with: ‘ Why, Mr BonwUopl* • ■' «1»«'* ,*• 't now in11• ti ",1 —. ^H. Well, what wa. thore in that harmless pounds. The Urgent part of this ia tuk"n exclamation to offend yon, Terry':" b.v I It. w halers sailing ..„r ,,f ports on the “ Yes, bat sh» er -didn't panctoats it "*scifi<......ut. A few years ago the am...... that way. She said : ‘Why Mr. Sorrel- taken was as much us 500,000 pou top annually. The 11« ( o u l d Not T ell it I . I e . Inquiring Lady -How much milk does your cow give a day? Truthful Boy—’ Bout twelve quarts, lady. Inquiring Lady And how much of that do you sell? Truthful Boy ’ Bout twelve quarts, <ady. Human Life. i For Infants and Children. ^ The Kind You Have Always Bought &L a in A !dS* T- H orsem en. A veterinary surgeon pronounced a hunter to be afflicted with an lucur- able disease. "W hat had I better do?” queried the owner to bis groom. "Well, sir,” was the reply, “ con- ntiously speaking. I should part with him to another gentleman.” —Tit- Bits. A L C O H O L .1 PE U LE N T . AVogcluble Prcparafion for.l »- similaiinSiteftod.-intlRptiiJi I ind flic Siomadts and Bowels of Promotes Digeslionfhttrfiil ness and Resr.Containsneimer Opittm.Morphinc nor Mineral. N o t N a r c o t ic . 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To obtain tlie rasp To keep mold from pick lea, In the berry Juice wash the berries and *UY’ n top of each Jar or bottle place a layer through double cheesecloth. or horse-radish roots, sliced thin. The men who can give *ntf«factor; If you are unable to satisfy your explanations of their failures are Hi* self—and you cannot—how can you ones who become loafer« hope to satisfy others? Cook together four quarts of green tomatoes, six onions (tomatoe* and onions sliced), a quart of vinegar, a pound of sugar, a half tablespoonful each o f allspice and cloves and a table spoonful each of ground black pepper, ground mustard and salt. Stew, stirring often, until tomatoes and onion* are tender; put Into glass Jars and seal. Better In two month* than In one. $ More Converts Every Year Every day in every year that comes, more house wives arc giving up their exorbitant priced Baking Powders and turning to K C, the honest and reliable, which has stood so well the test of years. 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