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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (April 21, 1916)
m mi Iltr ,. ittiM REO Burn Distillate. Co two to three times as far for less money. The Rco Distillnte Adapter prevents all carbon trouble-it leaves you free from high priced gasoline. TESTED AND GUARANTEED. No Advance on Reos YET. $875 f. o. b. Factory. Northwest Auto Co. F. W. VOCLER, Pre. C. M. MENZIES, Salesmanager Broadway at Couch St., Portland, Oregon. Paint Now It's a Good INVESTMENT See Your Dealer NEW PERKINS HOTEL Fifth Mid Washington Bts., Portland, Or. The homelike stopping place for those who appreciate the dollar's full worth. Room with Bath. . . Room with Detached Bath Breakfast and Luncheon Dinner .... (1.50 1.00 25c 85c AGENT WANTED Business necessity every Mer chant buys on sight. Big profits. Exclusive territory. Free samples. Sells from 5 to $100. Write quick for territory. Sayers, 637 Railway Exchange, Portland, Ore. The Panama Canal Defenses are powerful, but not us powerful an arjru merit as our Cream Checks are in defense of our policy of more money for the man who miiks the cow. Send u your next can. HAZELWOOD CO., PORTLAND, OR. NO COMPASS NEEDED Simple Method of Determining Latitude. HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK Wo want all you have. Writ for prices and shilling tuns. THE H. I". NORTON CO. S3 North front St., Portland, Ore. "America, I Love You," and "Yon'll Be mere 11 must go to war. Two liitr sontr hits for 25c and names and atldrPRses of live musical friends. POSTAL MUSIC CO., Boi 1073. Seattle. Wash. Double Tread, Puncture Proof Tires Made from your old ones. Last lonpr )ns Bran New Tiros. WE ALSO BUY OLD TIKES. We pay as high as 10c per lb. for such as we can uae in Double Tread work, and the highest market (or junk. Ship your Tires at once or write us. OREGON VULCANIZING CO., 550 Wuliajtse St., Porllud, On. HAWTHORNE AUTO SCHOOL The only Automobile School on the Pa cific Coast maintaining1 a Gas Tractor Dept., IJBins Holt Catterpillar, C. L. Beat Tracklayer and Wheel Tractors, both in the school and operating field. 446 Hawthorne Ave., Portland, Ore. Portland Y. M. C. A. Auto School Day and nijrht classes. Expert trainimr. !n repairing, driving and machine work, Including: forg-e. lathe, Bhaper, drill press, tractors, etc. Time unlimited. COMPE TENT CHAUFFEURS AND MECHAN ICS SUPPLIED. WHITE US. ELECTRIC MOTORS Bought, Sold, Rented and Repaired WALKER ELECTRIC WORKS Burnside. cor. 10th. Portland, Ore. High Stakes. "There, I just knew you'd forget," said the suburbanite's wife as she met her husband at the door. "Why didn't you go to the employment agency, as I told you, and bring home a cook? You men can't tie trusted to remember anything." "One moment, dear," Interrupted hubby. "1 didn't forget. I went to the employment agency and picked out a cook a good one, too, it you can judge by her references." "But where is she?" "I'm sorry, my dear, but I lost her." "Lost her? Nonsense! How could that happen?" "I got into a pinochle game on the way home in the train and Jim Briggs won her away from me." Cool a burn with Hanford's Balsam. Adv. O. A. C. Commencement Week, Oregon Agricultural College, Corval- lis. Commencement at the Oregon Agricultural College, including the an nual Pageant, Alumni day, baccalaur eate, class day, and graduation exer cises, will begin Friday afternoon, June 2, and conclude Tuesday noon, June 6. The pageant, which consists of The Seasons and Russian Fete Day, will occur Friday. Music for the occasion, furnished by the College Orchestra, directed by E. Helller-Collens, will con sist chiefly of classics, which will be interpreted in the processionals and dances. On Friday evening, June 2, the senior play will be presented by the class. Alumni day, Saturday, June 3, has been chosen with a view to accommo date both the alumni who are teach ing and those who can spare only a week-end for the annual get-together. The usual noonday luncheon will be followed by the business meeting and by the class reunions, which are to be the big feature of alumni day this year. The 'lis, '06s, '01s, and so on are to hold special reunions, inaug urating a plan of five-year meets that promises to be a popular phase of these annual alumni events. In the evening the graduating class will be guests of the alumni at the annual ball. The baccalaureate service this year will be held in the afternoon, and the usual evening union meeting of the churches will not be held. This plan has been inaugurated with a view to avoid any interference with regular church exercises on a day when the church-goers are especially interested to meet their outgoing student-mem bers. Monday, June 5, will be class day. In addition to the usual out-door fes tivities of the graduates, there will be a review of the cadet regiment in the afternoon, and the graduating recital of the school ot music in the evening. The academic procession and gradu ating exercises will occur Tuesday morning at ten o'clock. Unusual interest . attaches to the events of Commencement this year by reason of the fact that all regular Col lege students will be in attendance. Point It to Be Bur of Location of the North 8tar, Which li Really All the Astronomy Necessary to Know. There Is a very simple way by moans of which the novice, untrained in astronomical observation, can de termine his latitude, without the aid of complicated and expensive appa ratus, if you were situated on the ejuator, thu North star would be directly north of you. This star must be learned and Identified, bo that it can be picked out anywhere at a moment's notice. This Is all the astro lomy you need know as the location of this star will give the latitude. When half way to the Noith pole the North star is midway between the zenith and the northern horizon. At the pole It Is directly overhead. In all other places its "angle" varies, be ing, for example, 30 degrees at New Orleans, 40 degrees at Philadelphia, and so on. The altitude ot the North star is the latitude of a place north ot the equator. All that is necessary then, to determine the latitude, Is to measure the angle of the North star and thub determine the altitude ot the celestial pole. This will give the lati tude. Take a pair of ordinary compasses. Open them, and place one point In a a level window sill, holding the arm upright. Now point the other arm of the compass at the North Polar star. The ahgle thus formed by the pair "t compasses will be fairly accurate, pro vided the pointing has been done care fully and the other arm is held at right angles to the Bill. When the compasses have been ad' Justed, as explained, proceed to meas- ure the angle formed by the arm of the compass. This will indicate your latitude. For every degree of curva ture of the earth, the North star rises on degree from the horizon. It is thus an easy matter ' see your lati tude from the number of degrees made by the angle of your compass. Another way to discover the latitude of any given place and a method much more often used Is by means A Shortage In Paper. A commodity even bo indirectly re lated to the demands of war as paper Is showing the prevailing tendencies to such a degree as seriously to em barrass publishers. The higher price of paper stock and the difficulty of obtaining it at all in England was a chief factor in the discontinuance In March of the London daily Standard, after a career of sixty years, for a con siderable portion of which It was the most important organ of the middle claBBes In England. In America the demand for papor has been increasing tor six months as a result of general business activity. At the same time, supplies used In its manufacture have been decreased by war conditions, and In some cases have almost been shut off. The supply of old rags 1b affected by the cutting off of the importations rrom the Luropean peasantry and by the demand for the making of guncot ton. The chemicals used in bleaching the paper produced by sulphuric acid and alum are being devoured by the manufacturers of explosives, while im portations of jute have fallen oft until the price is doubled. An embargo has been placed on shipments of wood pulp from Norway and Sweden, while Canada stopped access to her vast re sources some time ago. The newspa per publisher Is, indeed, hard hit by war conditions in many other items of supplies besides the basic one of paper stock. Practically everything going into the manufacture of a dally newspaper has Increased in price from 10 to 60 per cent inks, owing to the advance in the cost of acids and dyes, rrom 300 to 3000 per cent; type, owing to the higher cost of lead, tin and an timony even the rubber and felt blankets wrapped around the press rollers add their quota to the increased "cost-of-living" of the metropolitan daily. From "The Progress of the World," in the American Review of Reviews for April, 1916. Cause for Delay. Paddy Dolan bought a watch from the local jeweler with a guarantee to keep it in order for 12 months. About six months later Paddy took it back because it had stopped. "You seem to have had an accident with it," said the jeweler. "A small one, sure enough, sir. About two months ago I was feeding the pig and it fell into the trough. "But you Bhould have brought it be fore." said the Jeweler. ."Sure," replied Paddy, " I brought It as soon as I could; we only killed the pig yesterday." Chicago Herald. Discovered. "What are you wrinkling your nose about? Are you sniffing at this as semblage of ladies?" "Not at all. I was merely trying to determine if I could locate the particu lar perfume that my wife affects. Ah, here she is." Louisville Courier-Journal. STOP SCRATHING! RESIN0L RELIEVES ITCHING INSTANTLY That itching, burning skin-trouble which keeps you scratching and dig ging, is a source of disgust to others, as well as of torment to you. Why don't you get rid of it by using Resinol Ointment? Physicians have pres scribed it for over 20 years. In moBt cases, it stops itching instantly and heals eruptions promptly. It is very easy and economical to use. Sold by all druggists. Adv. Willing t5 Stop. A prisoner was in the dock on a serious charge of stealing, and the case having been presented to the court by the prosecuting solicitor, he was ordered to stand up. "Have you a lawyer?" asked the court. "No, sir." . "Are you able to employ one?" "No, sir." "Do you want a lawyer to defend you in the case?" "Not partickler, sir." "Well, what do you propose to do about the case? "W-e-1-1," with a yawn, as if wear ied of the thing, "I'm willin' to drop the case, far's I'm concerned. of the sun. Observations of the sun are depended upon by vessels at sea. The first thing to do is to ascertain what is knov.a as your true norm south line. To do this you must know your longitude and bave the correct time. Next, measure ihe altitude or the sun at apparent noon thst is, when its shadow Is north. Place a curved piece of cardboard in the win dow, with the blind drawn down to the wood of the upper window. The angle made by the window will then Indicate the altitude of the sun with sufficient accuracy. Next, consult vhat Is known as the Analemma" (see diagram). If you 11-e In the northern hemisphere you must subtract from the declination of tne sun (which the analnmma gives you) the sun's declination. Subtract thin result from 90 degrees, and the remainder Is your latitude. Popular Science Monthly. KOVERALLS-i f mi d3 neg u.s.Pat .off. Keep Kids Kleen The mot practical, healthful, playtime irmenU ever invented tor children I to yean of age. Made in one piece with drop back. Easily alipped oa or of Easily washed. Nofaglitelasticbandi to atop circulation. Made in blue denim, and blue and white hickory tripea for all die year round. Alio liffhtef weight, fast-color natena m dark blue, cadet blue, tan or dark red for summer wear, aU appropriately trimmed with fast -color gala tea, ftladein Lhrtch neck with elbow aleevea and high Deck aad long leevea. 75c the suit If tout dealer cannot supply rou, re will tend ihrm. charges prepaid on receipt ot price, 75c each. A New pope U Tney Suit A " Rip Beware of Imitations. Look f of the Two Horses on the Label, Levi Strauas & Co., San Francisco Awirtal 6RAW0 PR:ZE at the P. P. I.E. Made by For nail in the foot use Hanford's Balsam. Adv. Worse Yet. "My daughter Is taking singing les sons, and she keeps up such terrible yowling that I never go home except to eat and sleep. "You're in luck. My daughter Is taking cooking lessons, and I don't even dare to eat at home." At the Dinner. Dashaway (nervously) Look here, old fellow, don t- you think you d bet ter tell them not to call on me? Cleverton Don't be worried; they wont; Im quite sure they have all heard you before. Judge. P. N. U. No. 16, 1918 VL'BEH wrtttaa- ta senrtan aa ' " ttoa this par. Learning Enough. "Don't you think every girl ought to be able to cook? "I think every girl ought to be able to talk intelligently on the subject. anyhow. Southern Woman's Maga zine. A Cheering Thought Miss Plain Ma says I'm too young to marry. Miss Pert Well, you won't be by the time yon get a proposal. Boston Transcript. i u to i,JL e to hi ttA. Y-V v rto ... yf EQUATOR lH Sy 10, tJf toy? ' W H THE ANAIEMMA 10 Rl '" Wa ioVi . Jj O a? o 30- SUN FAST SUN. Slow YOUNG WIFE DOES HER BEST Treatment of Sores. Apply Hanford's Balsam lightly and you should find that gradually the Bore will diminish in size. The older the case the longer it will take, but it will help the hard cases, after other remedies fail. Adv. Noblesse Oblige. "Mother," said little Mabel, "do mis sionaries to to heaven?" "Why, of course, dear," her mother replied. "Do cannibals?" "No, I'm afraid they don't." "But, mother," the little girl insist ed, "if a cannibal eats a missionary he'll have to go, won't he?" New York Evening Post. Gently Telling. "How did they break the news to the young wife of her rich old hus band's death?" "Oh, nothing could have been kinder or more tactful. Her best friend told her she had some bad news, but it might have been worse, for Bhe would look simply stunning in widow's weeds." Baltimore American. Woman's Way. Patience; I understand Sheffield England, employs women car conduc tors. Patrice: Well, some women always did like the opportunity of telling a man to "move up closer," you know. Yonkers Statesman. Wanted to Put Clothes on Chickens, Pair Turnips Two and Two and Wash Celery With 8op. She was a young wife, Just married, from boarding school, and, although educated regardless of expense, didn't know beans from any other vegetable. Hence this dialogue with the cook: Now, Biddy, what are we to bave for dinner?" "There's two chickens to dress, mum. I'll dress them the first thing. Where are their clothes?" "Why mum, they're in their feathers yet." "Oh, then, serve them that way. The ancient Romans always cooked their peacocks with their feathers on. It will be a surprise to hubby." 'It will that, mum. Shure, it you want to help, you could be parln' the turnips." "Oh, how sweetl I'll pair them two and two In no time. Why, I bad no Idea cooking was so picturesque." 'I think, mum, that washln' the cel ery do be more In your line." 'All right, Biddy. I'll take it up to the bathroom, and I've some lovely Paris soap that will take off every speck." 'Thank you, mum. Would you mind telling me the name of tho ' asylum where you was eddlcated? I think I'll have to take some lessons there my self if we be going to work together." Too Abstruse. "Your boy soems to know all the scientific ins and outs of farming." "Yes," answered old Mr. Cobbles. "But I don't see that It does me any good." "Why hot?" "He spends so much time In what be calls elucidating his theories that me an' the hired men never do get a full day's work done." Practical Thought. "I intend o spend the rest of my life laboring fo. the good of humanity,' said the round-shouldered man who was wearing spectacles with celluloid rims. "In that case, I presume you will give your services without charge?" "Well, no. I still believe the laborer is worthy ot his hire, even though be happens to be a reformer." GOOD NEW8. How is Your Mouth? Are you wearing a temporary and insanitary rubber plate? Do you find your mouth in flamed and irritated? You Bhould have a permanent, clean, sanitary cast aluminum plate. Let me make one for you. Unless you are perfectly satisfied you will not have to pay for it. DR. ELOF T. HEDLUND (Drs. Hedlund, Loy and Skiff, DentUt,) 45C-I59 Morgan Bid;., 4th Floor, Washington it Broadway PORTLAND, OREGON Work Guaranteed. Prices Reasonable. Phone Marshall 9B f 1 .dLJ Blind Eight Years, 8ees Now. Unable to see for eight years, Ed ward Claycomb, a painter of this city, is recovering his sight by degrees. In 1908 he fell from a house he was paint ing and in addition to his other inju ries he detached the retinas of both eyes. He became blind. Specialists of a dozen cities were consulted, and they all told him his case was hopeless. For the last several weeks his sight has been returning, and now he can see and read large letters and distin guish between colors. Physicians are puzzled. Claycomb is hopeful that his sight will become normal. Altoona (Pa.) Dispatch to Philadelphia Norttt American. PORTLAND Y. M. C. 1 will fit any ambitious young Man or Wom an for hitrh-cLoas position in Bookkeeping, Stenography. Salesmanship To men this Includes valuable athletic, aquatic and mombership uriviletreB, al though tuition cost is lens than el tie where. Valuable courses can also be had in Grammar grtvlo and Collie Preparatory Subjects. WHITE FOU CATALOG. ink "There's one thing that 1 have kept from you." "Tell me the worst." "I failed to get a diploma at the cooking school." "Come to my arms, dear one; I love you more than ever." They All Do It. "That actress is a perfect marvel. She must be 50 years old if she's a day, and yet she is able to play the part of a girl of 16 and make it abso lutely convincing." "That's nothing. You ought to see my grandmother when she's made up for a tango tea." New Light on History. Here Is the essay of a Filipino sail or who was told to write about George Washington: "George Wassingham was sore because Amerlcal persons is not free, He sale to England on (naming his own battleship) shin and Bay to King 'I express deciaraclon of lndypendence for Amerlcal persons. King he say 'Nothln' doin' and Mr. Wassingham tell Admiral Dewey to shoot turret guns at him. Blme-by King, he say he will not rule Amerlcal persons egaln. 'Let George do It,' say King and today Amerlcal persons is free." Exchange. Queer Indian Custom. The Haldu Indians living on the Queen Charlotte islands of our Alas kan possessions, were until a few years ago divided strictly Into two tribes, Ravens and Eagles, both strict ly exogamlc, which is to say that Eagle men had to Marry Raven wom en and rice versa, the children a cording to a trlba' law, becoming mem bers of the mother's tribe and return ing to that group when half grown, to receive training and ultimately In herit the family proDert GIRL GOULD NOT WORK How She Was Relieved from Pain by Lydia EL Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound. Taunton, Mass." I had pains In 'joth sides and when my periods came I had to stay at homo from work and suf fer a long time. One day a woman came to our house and asked my mother why I was suffering. Mother told her that I suf fered every month end she said, ' Why don't you buy a bottle of Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound? ' My mother bought it and the next month I was so well that I worked all the month without staying at home a day. I am In good health now and have told lota of girls about it" Miss Clarice Morii!, 22 Eussell Street, Taunton, Mass. Thousands of girls suiter in silence4 every montn rather tnan consult a phy sician. If girls who are troubled with painful or irregular periods, backache, headache, dragging-down sensations, fainting spells or indigestion would take Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Com pound, a safe and pure remedy made from roots and herbs much suffering might be avoided. , . Write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. (confidential) for free advice which will prove helpful. Ik mm Ml U J Iitti ht r r His Little Scheme. Pennibs My boss baa worked me ten hours a day for the last six years, but I'm going to get even with him. Inkerton How are you going to do it? Pennibs I'm going to marry his only daughter then I'll work him twenty-four hours a day as long as he lives. Where He Kissed Her. Patience You Bay Will kissed you on the cheek last night? Patrice Yes. "Well, didn't he ever kiss you be fore?" "Oh, yes." 1 "Where?" "In Asbury park." Couldn't Go the Pace. "So your dyspepsia Is no better, eh?" said the doctor. "Did you fol low my advice and drink hot water an hour before breakfast?" "I tried to, doctor," replied the dis couraged patient, "but I was unable to keep it up for more than five min utes at a stretch." Just So. "1 notice that when a general is re tired in Europe his sovereign usually gives him an additional title." "You know what that's tor, course?" "I was Just wondering." "It's something for him to land on when he's bounced." An Exception. "The man who laya by something for a rainy day isn't going to be caught napping," remarked the thrifty person. "Perhaps not," answered the wastrel, "unless he happens to lay by a 'best seller' with the expectation that it will keep him awake. Acting for the Movies, "Now, you must move your mouth when the pictures are being taken, and you are supposed to be speaking.' "But I don't know anything to say, "Well, then, chew gum." On the Club Veranda. "Nobody wants to play bridge with Mrs. Lean. She talks all the time." "I suppose she's quiet when she' dummy?" "Quiet? She talks twice as much! He Thought of th3 Bill. Doctor Emdee What gave Mm the relapse? Nurse His wife thoughtlessly came ato bis room dressed in a new gown Mid hat. Ordinary powders and dynamites waste much of their energy by shatter ing and pulverizing. To get the best results in land-clearing operations the explosives should disrupt, crack,, split and heave the stumps and at the same time lift and remove the roots for easy handling. The explosives that do this are FARMP0WI JTUMPINO AGRICULTURAL. made by a Western Company especially to meet Pacific Coast conditions. More than 2,000,000 pounds used every year for stump blasting in Washington and Oregon alone. There are two Giant Farm Powders Giant Stumping Powders for wet soil and Eureka Stumping Powder for blast ing in dry soil. They do their work at the lowest possible cost. Test one case. Compare it with any explosive that you have ever used. After you have blasted a dozen stumps you will understand why those who have once used them always continue to use Giant Farm Powders. Our f rA Viiti-ilr nn te" how t0 ,ave money 'n land-clearing. It vyui lice uuunutl shows how to make land-clearing easier by Stump Blasting "sin, Gian' F"m pg7de.rs- h",e othcr r " boots on Boulder Blasting, Iree Planting, Subsoil Blasting, and Ditch Blasting. Write today for the book in which you are interested, Your name on a post-card will bring it. THE GIANT POWDER CO., Con., JBS, San Francisco "Everything for Blotting" BRANCH OFFICES. S.attle, Spokana, Portland, Sail Laka Ch, Dmnr The Old and Reliable or. iscac I nompsons EYE WATER la both a remedy for weak, inflamed yea and an Ideal eye wash. Keep Iar lira mil uj ikr will help keep you. 9C,it.nDrealiiitrmr "" Mill won r i reoHpt ef priot WRITE FOR r'HKK BOOKLET JOUN L. THOMPSON SONS CO. ,, 143 River St., Troy, N. Y. i If Easy Job. This little example of Irish wit was related at a recent dinner of the Wheel Club: A newly landed son of Erin waB gaping along a New York street when he chanced to turn into the office ot a lawyer, thinking it was a store. He was considerably impressed with the fine furnishings, and approaching the only occupant of the room, a man busy at a desk, asked: '"Could you be telling what you sell here In this fine place?". "Certainly," was the retort, uttered in rather an impatient tone. "We sell blockheads." The Irishman looked around and nodded In understanding. 'Sure and you must have a fine trade, I'm thinking," he commented, You have but one lift. Pain In the side? Rub on and rub In Hanford's Balsam thoroughly. Adv. His Limit. One of the freshmen at Yale Imme diately applied to the proper officer of the university upon the day of his entrance into that Institution for in formation touching his father's Btay there before him. 'I should like to see my father's record," said he. "lie was in the class of '75." "I shall be glad to show you the record," said the officer, "but have you any special reason for consulting it?" "Well," said the youth, "when I left home dad told me not to disgrace him and I wish to see just how tar I can go." Metal Grain Bins RAT PROOF RAIN PROOF RUST PROOF WRITE FOR PRICES Agents W anted Coast Culvert & Flume Co. PORTLAND, Kenton OREGON nave Haaltby, Strong, Beautiful Eye Ocullata aud Physicians used Murine jya Remedy many years before It was offered ae a Domestic Eye Medicine. Murine la Still Com pounded by Our Phyalctana and guaranteed by them ae a Reliable Relief for Byee that Need Care. Try It In your Kyea and in Baby's Byes- No Smarting- Just Bye Comfort. Buy Murine of your Drug gist accept no Substitute, and if interested write for Book of the Bye Free. MUKINB Exit KKMKUI CO., GiUCAUO Thaw Expected. "As a result of their long dally glides over the ice they will be married in the spring," says a report of a ro mance between a Chicago girl and her skating instructor. And In the spring the ice will melt, after which points of uncongeniality may develop. Louisville Courier-Journal, Precautions. The Chinese have numerous tradi tions concerning their famous philoso pher Confucius. One day, they say, he was meditating in the fields outside the city of Tientsin when he saw a woman weeping bitterly beside a fresh grave that she was fanning vigorously. He was touched by her evident grief and said: "O sorrowful one, what is your trouble?" "Your honorable excellency, my hus band Is dead." "No doubt you are to be pitied, for he was doubtless a good husband; but why are you fanning his grave?" "Exalted one," replied the woman, and her voice choked with sobs, "my husband bade me not to marry again till his grave was dry." What Was Heard. Father What did you and John talk about last night, dear? Daughter Oh, we talked about our kith and kin. Small Brother Yeth, pop, I heard 'em. He seth, "Kin I hev a kith?" and she seth, "Yith, you kin!" Yaie Record. Question of What "A wise man may change his mind." "My boy," replied Senator Sorghum, "the greatest of all wisdom consists in knowing when to change your mind." Washington Star. His Grateful Nephew. A condescending uncle gave his nephew $1 on his "bicycle fund." The nephew took it without a word. "Now what do you say?" the uncle asked. "It ain't enough," the nephew re plied after some hesitation. Kansas City Star. Demonstrating It. Mrs. Blnx I was Just reading about a man 70 years old who has been sent to the penitentiary for the fifth time for burglary. Mr. Blnx Yes, old age steals on. Boston Globe. Experienced. "Did you ever Btudy French?" "No, but I know this much: If you ever see anything printed in French on a bill of fare 10 to 1 It's some kind of a stew." "What's the news from the spring training camps?" "As near as I can find out, eight teams are going to be tied for first place in each of the leagues." Be Reasonable With Your Stomach Correct. "What Is an egotist, pa?" "An egotist, my boy, Is a man who insists upon talking about himself when you want to talk about yourself." Realistic. "I sleep like a log." "With the saw going through it" Boston Transcript Don't overload it when it is weak rather help it back to its normal condition and thus avoid a spell of Indigestion, Constipation, Biliousness and weakness. Try HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters You will find it of great as sistance. Get the genuine.