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orsdaj" Evening, May 21, Th' SMIpllWffll hy Beatrice Burton ;o29 nea. secvkb inc A. i f r titer ,ixvr n "Whatever you do, (Continued from page one) be in Dick's house that day making lore to Dick's wife I . , , Well, she just couldn't! And that was all there was to ft! No. The only way ont was to Muff it through! ... To tell another lie to cover the first one! . . , And that ought to be easy enough. So Gloria threw Taek her shining head and laughed. 'Tou're seeing things, Dicky! she tried. "You're lit. . . That isn't my lampshade man or anybody like him ! That's Stanley Wnyburn, who played here In stock all last winter. Don't yon remember him? . . . Youre cuc koo! Just plain cuckoo 1 . . s. I'll have to cut off your drinks tonight, I can see that!" She left him. Dizzily she threaded her way through the dancers to Way barn's side. The air in the hot rooms wss heavy ith the smell of perfume and alco hol. It made her giddy, "How nice of you to come! Glory imiled up at Wayburn. lie took her hand. The hard pressure of his palm thrilled her, somehow. . . . She felt as if he had taken her In his arms. The pearls on Glory's breast Btir red as she sighed deeply "Come along," she said. "I want you to meet my husband." Together they went back to Dick's corner. lie was in a brown study. ''Dick." Glory said, "I want you to know an old friend of mine. Stan ley Wayburn, You've heard of him, of course. . . . Some dny Stan is aoing to back the Burrymore broth- A nor rloM.fittlrif hat than thin VV fflnoit find in a dny'n aearch. u mad f Btni ,nrt h, )r). nrtwh.elii of milnn Btrnw arranxrd " tio"lr as pnMiblf. . Even at thnt. u'f are arcotninodationa for only of them. Thi model wa. de for motnririt, hut could he at any time, bcraiiKe of ita fx u,e amartness. I Fashion Plaques . - W,RB WALKER t , 'r P,m ,ft tlr r.rk An ih wire. .'t";V,,,'"k it look ey to all Uii, I,' I M y "' )mpil:f V '' r fl' t.-.mj-.in Ji m if you took a good fail. 1925 don't pay any attention to me, tonight," she said. ers right off the boards! . . .Come out Into the dining room, Stan, and I'll give you a drink while nobody's looking." Dick watched them as they went. Glory could feel his angry eyes upon her. There nib a sick, shaky feeling at the pit of her stomach. She was tefribly a'fraid that Dick knew now that she had lied. . . . She was sure that he suspected that Wayburn and the "lampshade man" were one and the same per son! Suddenly something she had heard her grandmother say long ago flashed into her mind. . . . "You can lock up from a thief, but you can't lock up from a liar I" On one end of the long table in the dining room was a huge punch bowl filled with iced fruitj"ice and gin. Gloria filled two glasses with the bitter-sweet stuff. "I call this my Indian Guide cock tail because it'll lead you astray. Stan!", she cried recklessly. AndJ drained her glass. Then Gloria went on in a low tone. "Whatever you do. don't pay any attention to me, tonight!" she snid. Stan raised his eyebrows. "Why not?" he asked. "Because I have the moBt jealous hupband in the world." Gloria an swered. "And he caw you leaving the house the other dny ... or thinks he did. Here conies Myra Gail! Give her a thrill . . .sheaB not having a very gay time." Mrs. Gail trailed into the room. Behind one hand she hid a tiny yawn. "Myra, dear," Glory said loudly, here's a nice little boy friend for you! Mr. Wayburn's just been tell ing me tli at he's dying to meet you. She was filling three more cock tnil glasses as she spoke. She emp tied her own, and left Wayburn with Myrn. Gloria's head was going around and around. There was a singing in her ears. She knew she had had too much to drink. Much too much! Gloria started up the Htairs. She wanted just one thing in the world . . . to lie down on her own bd and go to sleep! But the Ktairs seemed to b msde of rubber. She couldn't stand on them. Suddenly a plate of sandwiched ap peared before ber. "Here, eat a blotter!" came Bill Hough's voice. "It'll soak up som of the gin you've been drinking. . . . BMter sober up, old girl, before Dick sees you !" But Gloria pushed Bill and his sandwiches away. She swayed into the living-room. The ja band was playing "Ob," 1'eter!" But nobody was dancing. On the davenport May Seymour and Jim C'arewe were sitting close to gether, blowing smoke ringa at the ceiling. Gloria croened tbe room to them. "Why don't you get up and danee?" she aked. "Band's playing 'O, I'et er!' Mos' wonderful music in the world. . . ." May Seymour took one look at Glory's white face and starry eyes. 'Sit down here!" she ordered. "Gloria, you've had too much to drink. Make her sit down, Jim." But Gloria drifted away. Tbe room semed filled with golden fog. . . . She wa very warm and disiy. She reeled a little. "I may have hsd to much to drink, but I'm still going good!" she said to the world at large. "You certainly are!" It was Dick's voice. He and Lola Hough seemed to swim before her eye. "Here, take her out into the kit chen, I-ola," Glory heard Iiek say. "and tell Msggie to gve ber some strong black coffee. if you can j nober her up. . . . If Myra Gail and the rer of the women see her bke this they'll tell it ail over town to morrow!" The, neit thing Gloria knew she wax sitting in her own white kitchen. She didn't know how she had got there. Through tbe golden fff she mold tee M&grie ruttitg sandwiches. Td always heard that women irmoked and drank." Gloria heard Magfie aay to Mrs. Hough, "but I Not in "Aw, Maggie, what's a little drink among friends?" Glory asked cheer fully. She was feeling very happy. The dizzy feeling had left h "it's not so much the drink Itself . . . It's the way drink makes folks act . . . especially women folks snorted Maggie. "Look at yourself, right this minute, Mrs. Gregory, ma'am! . . . and that Mrs. Gail in the dining room! Her Unit's so cold, butter wouldn't melt in her mouth! , , . Well, go and take a look at ber now, if you think she's so prim Glory rose to her feet. Lola caught her by one baro arm. "No, no, dear!" fihe pleaded, Don t go now. Walt until you ve had your coffee 1 , . . But Glory had torn herself awny. Uncertainly she pushed open tho door between the pantry and tho din ing room. Someone had turned out the lights. The dining room was in half dark ness. And standing in the breakfast al cove were Myra Gail and Stan Way burn, locked in one another's arms! Glory gave a little moan. She put out one hand and turned on the wall light. Instantly the pair in the alcove sprang apart. Glory laughed bitter ly. "Well. Stnn. you certainly are a fast worker!" she snid. "You'll par don me for spoiling your clubby lit tle party, won't you? . . . You see. I'm afraid to go 'round In the dark." Gloria walked shakily to the buffet. She drank another cocktail. She wanted to crv. But Instead she turned out the lights again and walked out of the room. She'd shown Stanley Wayburn that she wasn't Jealous! She'd show him that It meant nothing to ber how 'many times he MUTT AND JEFF never expected to see it! . Mr. Dick's house, anyway!' She cut bread viciously. j'eFF, ZOOS DON'T WANT tAT BCWTS, o TMeAT MeANI w &OTTc CAPTJta THCrA AUVt! I'M BwSt NWRlTINft OUR. Con't iijeDTO B tli-l OO'Re GOOt AT HYPNOTISM, ( Jerry On the Job ( 00 Taw 9av G9 To) -SitX COUECT ! tm no J " """0EB jJ- ) THE might kiss Myra Gail ... or any other woman! . . What was he In her life, any way? Nothing but a third-rate actor who happened to look like Valentino! . . . And yet, somehow, the sight of hiin kissing Myra Gail had spoiled Gloria's whole evening . . . Someone laid a hand on her bare arm. Glory turned. Stanl "Look here. Russet!" he said, "what are you so sore about? You told me to give your sad-eyed friend a thrill, aud I did my best to give her one." Til say you did!" Gloria answer ed. "And anyway, I'm not sore about J dare say you've kissed hundreds of women. . . . Why should I worry about your kissing Myra Gail?" She went back into the kitchen. "I'll have that coffee now. please," she Bald to Maggie,' "and then let's serve supper. I'm sick and tired of this party, anyway!" She drank her coffee. May and Jim come in. Jim was carrying two cocktnil glasses. May draqk the contents of both. daintily. . "I drank to Married Life!"' she cried. "Scrappy days!" May was a kitchen drinker. Dr. John, her husband, had forbidden her to drink. So May bad to have her cocktails when he waa out of sight. "I wish to goodness some kind pa tient would send in a hurry call for my hubby," May said now. "It cramps my style terribly to have him around at parties. . . He's so afraid I might happen to have a good time! Go, bunt him up, Glory, and dance with him, while I have my little drink in peace!" Glory went. She found Dr. John and Lola Hough sitting on the stairs .talking about Lola's babies. ' iou haven t danced with me all evening. Dr. Johnny," Glory pouted. Instantly the doctor waa on his feet. He put his arms around Gloria, but she slipped out of them. She crumpled up in a heap on tbe floor! (To be continued tomorrow) Cvnthia Grey Says: j "XTEVER marry until nothing else - seems worth while." A married woman once told me that this is the only rule for a successful marriage. And as she happens to be most happily married, I pass it along to you. . .' . This may be an extreme statement, but 1 believe women, especially, are too willing to marry. They nre afrnid that they will be left behind to be an old maid, when their friends maimh off to the altar. . m0H, But It's far, far better to be a happy spinster thanvon unhappy wife! astoht TVmiOUT WORDS V X1 1 (Wt &AV IF A UOMSUft I L- I WiTT, TAH T ( ItRAiUt .MTHe V fu. V0U AftlX m SOUMM ..- I ffc FROM fA THAT ) ANt BCCQcAcneurv j tfJ&&JA .. . KhSJ I V HirA im H TRck i- J 'VT WoTTA- r- n T- THAT. TOO. J riAaaakr j ) ' -y . ,. EUGENE GUARD FIAPPEK FANNY s&vs All the tight planes aren't In Soot land. Radio Programs TODAY KGW, Portland, 401.5 meters $ to 5:80 P. M., Children's program; 7:15 P. M., Weather, police and mar ket reports, news bulletins and base ball scopes; 0 to 10 1. M., Edwards coffpe program; 10 to 12 midnight, Herman Kenin's Multnomah hotel dance orchestra. KFI, Los Angeles, 407 meters 5:30-6 P. M., Examiner's matinee program; 0-0:15, McDaniels' nightly doings; 6:45-7, Radiatorial talk; 7-K, Glemlale concert quartet, Carlotta Fjelstrou, contralto; Julia . Lcliuud, reader; Grnce Burke, pianist ; 8-0. Southern California saxophone band of Oft pieces, Katherine Thompson, direct o; 0-10, program, ('bickering hall, Southern California Music com pany; 10-11, Exainiuer program, League of American Penwomeu. . KFOA, Seattle, Wash., 454.3 met ers 4-5:15 p. m., Olympic hotel or chestra; 6-7 Moran school program. KFWB, Hollywood, Cal., 252 met ers 7:45-0 p. m.. program. Climax Air-Phone company, Peggy Mathews and Charlie Wellmnn, jam singers; 0-10, program, Paullnls, Inc., 11 11 wnilan Night hawks. Great Western male quartet; 10-1 1, Warner Bros, motion picture hour, Harry Seymour, entertainer; ll-l a. in., Branstntter's Hollywood Montmarte cafe dance or chestra, Mel Pedesky, leader. KGO. Onkland, Cal., 361.2 meters 1-5:30 p. 111., ' concert orchestrn, Hotel St. Francis, Vinton La Ker rcra, conductor; 5:30-0:80, "Friend to Boys," George Ludlow; S, "Tho Wren," three-act comedy, KGO play- era, Wilda Church, director; Ariou trio; 10-1 a. m., dance music, Henry Halstcad a orchestra; soloists. KH.T, Los Angeles, Cal., 405.2 me ters 5:30-6 p. m., Leighton'a Arcade cafeteria orchestra, Jack Cronshnw, leader; 6-6:30, Art Hickman's Hilt more hotel concert orchestra, ICdwnrd FItapntrick, director; 0:30-7:30. little stories American history, Professor Walter Sylvester Herlzog; Jen tins De Bnrd, five-year-old piunist; bed time story. Uncle John; 7:30, "In surance," by William Farrell; 810, program, John Wright, the Right Tailor; 10-11. Art Hickman's Bilt more hotel dance orchestra, Karl Bnrtnett, lead or. i K.TR, Seattle, Wash., 834.4 meters 10:80-12 midnight, "Keep Joy Rad iating Order of the Bats." KNX, Hollywood, Cal.. 330.0 met tra 5:80-6:15 p. ra., Wurlitrer pipe 'organ studio; 6:15, results of tests mad In KNX radio apparatus test ing laliurnluryf 6:307:80, program, Los Angeles County Association of Optemetriats, Ziegler's orchestra ; 7:80-8, one-act play, Edward Mur-phey-KNX players; 8-10, KNX fea ture program; 10-11, Abe Lyman's Cocoanut Grove dance orchestra; 11 12, campus night, students of Uni versity of California, southern branch. KTO, San Francisco, Cal., 428.3 A Busy Day tLT tU9 ar m scnvrti mo, meters 12 p. m., Kudy Seiger's Fnirmouut hotel orchestra; 3:UM:30 Palace hotel concert. Cyrus Trebbe, director; 0:30-7, States restaurant or chestra; 7-7:80, Kudy Seiger's Fair mount hotel orchestra; S-U, Theodore J. Irwin, orgnuist; 0-10, program, an piers Ion Lee-Cadillac company; 10-11. Johnny Buick's Cabirians, KKSG, Lou Angeles, Cat., -"ft met ers 3:30-4 :30 p. m., after organ pro gram of B. Knrnest Ballard, assisted by Margaret Kennedy, soprano; 7:30 0:15 p. m., Temple service, water bap tism and evangelistic sermon by Aimee Semple Mol'herson, choir anil musical features; 0:1.V10 p. m., studio pro gram through the courtesy of Kuth Frances Thomas, piano teacher, as sisted by Surah K archer, violinist; 10-11 p. m., organ recital program of Ksther Green, assisted by Harold W. Jeffries, basso. Omnu mimhero will iuclude (U "Speransa." by Biet ro Von; (- "Caprice," by ltatph Kinder; (3 "Nearer My God, to Thee," arranged by W. G. Reynolds. Home Hints rpO REMOVE Ink stains from silk and wool, peroxide or weak acids are the only safe things to use. Oil From Fabrics Machine oil can be removed from fabrics by washing with neutral soap and water. Washing Gloves White silk gloves and hose should be washed In cold or tepid water and II!W(!anSN)U4llil!H!!!H TnnjjTTiopn JfilttiiiHjSlfbilKSj itMu;tiiai.iii.:9- diioil in tho dark to prevent thom from becoming yellow. Botora Oyalng Dres, Before dyeing nn old rostnma it should "be ripped apart and washed thoroughly. j Home Menus nREAKFASTStrawberrlea, cer eal, thin cream, crlip rye, toast, soft cooked eggs, milk, coffee. Luncheon Cream of onion soup, croutons, brown broad, rhubarb mar malade, caramel custard, milk, ton. Dinner Breaded venl cutlets, diced creamed potatoes, buttered nsp.iragus, radishes and spring unions, straw berry shortcake, milk, coffee. Many people like an uncooked cereal during the warmer months. Grown-upt, will like their berries and eerent ser ved as one but juniors should he ser ved berries witih a little susnr and no cream, so tho combination dish la im possible. Cream of Onion Soup. One cup 'sliced onion, cup dried celery, 2 tablespoons butter, 1 table spoon flour, 8 cups m Ik, 1 egg, salt and pepper. Cook onion, celery and parley in, butter over a low fir uiitll vegetables are aoft. Stir in floir. When wi-U blended slowly add milk, stirring con stantly. Bring to the boil I m poiut while stirring, reduce heat and sim mer for 30 minuted. Beat egg slightly with 2 tnblespooni cream. Strain soup into egg, stirring vigorously. Cook 2 minutes, stirring constantly and serve. Rhubarb Marmalade. Eight cups diced rhubarb, 2 oranges 1 cup dried taislns, 7 cupi sugar, teaspoon salt. Wash rhubarb and do not peel. Cnt oranges In thin slices, discarding the seeds and thick skin. Add to rftuharb and cook In 1 V cups wster until ten der. Arid sugnr and sslt and cook un til thick. Pour into sterilized Jelly glaftsea and cover with paraffin when cold. 1 'fei feiiii For Both In the African Wilda Bo?r 'TotO At Am To Cowfi-' Bacvc vhctuqut 7 n.... ; 111. a vuuvjeij-1, Mil ie vm . JACK DAWS ADVENTURES Storj br Hal Cochran Drawing, by L. W. Rednar TO! CAVK CHAPTER 1 TACK and Dotty Daw were so curious about the wooden toys their old friend, the island hermit, had promised to show them, that they didn't even Want to stop in the grass hut for a bite to eat. "Let's go and sea these wonderful things right away," suggested Dotty. 80 they all started for Toy Cave. 4,J JOW far of a walk la It?" said Jack. "Much too far," laughed the old man. "So we won't walk, we'll ride," And with that he went around back of his grass hut and entered a little low grass barn. In a few moments ho reappeared lending a, fine little black and white pony, hitched to a two-wheeled cart. "T GUESS there is roonfora11 of us In this rig," he said. "All except Flip," replied Jack. "I'd rather he would run along beside na. The exercise will do him good." And then Jack and Dotty and the old man climbed into the little circular seat of the buggy and the old man shonted "Girtdnp!" (Continued.) Red Hat Popular This Is a season of bright colored millinery, and the red hat la at the height of its popularity. Shades of rose and purple are also liked. Wash Rofrltjerator The floor nnd shelves of the refrig erator should bo washed dally with a soda solution nnd the refrigarntnr The beet little tonic that man ever knew la one that la alwaya right handy for you. It lenda to good foellng-, ao hero'a a good tip whenever you feel like a lannh, let 'er rip. There', plenty of trouble that'a floating arnnnd, and gloom, when It'a looked for, can alwaya be found. The thing that we nil ought to aim to turn lonae la all of the laughter thnt. wo rnn produce. You meet fellow men 111 the work of your day they frown and they aoon have you lookln' that way. The pleaaure or aourneaa that people ex preea la aoniethlng that really in Ditching, I gueaa. Ho try, eyery day, tn give cheer to a friend by laughing; you'll find It react, in the end. Your life can he made a real happineaa trip if youll give way to plenaura and let the laugha rip. ' EW (Copyright, lfl'-'S, : 1 m U:, ' ,-f r-. 1 -.. A Pasce Seven should be thoroughly cleaned once a week. 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