orsdaj" Evening, May 21,
Th'
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be in Dick's house that day making
lore to Dick's wife I
. , , Well, she just couldn't! And
that was all there was to ft!
No. The only way ont was to
Muff it through! ... To tell another
lie to cover the first one! . . , And
that ought to be easy enough.
So Gloria threw Taek her shining
head and laughed.
'Tou're seeing things, Dicky! she
tried. "You're lit. . . That isn't my
lampshade man or anybody like him !
That's Stanley Wnyburn, who played
here In stock all last winter. Don't
yon remember him? . . . Youre cuc
koo! Just plain cuckoo 1 . . s. I'll
have to cut off your drinks tonight,
I can see that!"
She left him. Dizzily she threaded
her way through the dancers to Way
barn's side.
The air in the hot rooms wss heavy
ith the smell of perfume and alco
hol. It made her giddy,
"How nice of you to come! Glory
imiled up at Wayburn. lie took her
hand. The hard pressure of his palm
thrilled her, somehow. . . . She felt
as if he had taken her In his arms.
The pearls on Glory's breast Btir
red as she sighed deeply
"Come along," she said. "I want
you to meet my husband."
Together they went back to Dick's
corner. lie was in a brown study.
''Dick." Glory said, "I want you
to know an old friend of mine. Stan
ley Wayburn, You've heard of him,
of course. . . . Some dny Stan is
aoing to back the Burrymore broth-
A nor rloM.fittlrif hat than thin
VV fflnoit find in a dny'n aearch.
u mad f Btni ,nrt h, )r).
nrtwh.elii of milnn Btrnw arranxrd
" tio"lr as pnMiblf. . Even at thnt.
u'f are arcotninodationa for only
of them. Thi model wa. de
for motnririt, hut could he
at any time, bcraiiKe of ita fx
u,e amartness.
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don't pay any attention to me, tonight," she said.
ers right off the boards! . . .Come
out Into the dining room, Stan, and
I'll give you a drink while nobody's
looking."
Dick watched them as they went.
Glory could feel his angry eyes
upon her.
There nib a sick, shaky feeling
at the pit of her stomach.
She was tefribly a'fraid that Dick
knew now that she had lied. . . .
She was sure that he suspected
that Wayburn and the "lampshade
man" were one and the same per
son! Suddenly something she had heard
her grandmother say long ago flashed
into her mind. . . . "You can lock up
from a thief, but you can't lock up
from a liar I"
On one end of the long table in
the dining room was a huge punch
bowl filled with iced fruitj"ice and
gin.
Gloria filled two glasses with the
bitter-sweet stuff.
"I call this my Indian Guide cock
tail because it'll lead you astray.
Stan!", she cried recklessly. AndJ
drained her glass.
Then Gloria went on in a low tone.
"Whatever you do. don't pay any
attention to me, tonight!" she snid.
Stan raised his eyebrows. "Why
not?" he asked.
"Because I have the moBt jealous
hupband in the world." Gloria an
swered. "And he caw you leaving
the house the other dny ... or thinks
he did. Here conies Myra Gail! Give
her a thrill . . .sheaB not having a
very gay time."
Mrs. Gail trailed into the room.
Behind one hand she hid a tiny yawn.
"Myra, dear," Glory said loudly,
here's a nice little boy friend for
you! Mr. Wayburn's just been tell
ing me tli at he's dying to meet you.
She was filling three more cock
tnil glasses as she spoke. She emp
tied her own, and left Wayburn with
Myrn.
Gloria's head was going around and
around. There was a singing in her
ears. She knew she had had too much
to drink. Much too much!
Gloria started up the Htairs. She
wanted just one thing in the world
. . . to lie down on her own bd and
go to sleep!
But the Ktairs seemed to b msde
of rubber. She couldn't stand on
them.
Suddenly a plate of sandwiched ap
peared before ber.
"Here, eat a blotter!" came Bill
Hough's voice. "It'll soak up som
of the gin you've been drinking. . . .
BMter sober up, old girl, before Dick
sees you !"
But Gloria pushed Bill and his
sandwiches away.
She swayed into the living-room.
The ja band was playing "Ob,"
1'eter!" But nobody was dancing.
On the davenport May Seymour and
Jim C'arewe were sitting close to
gether, blowing smoke ringa at the
ceiling.
Gloria croened tbe room to them.
"Why don't you get up and danee?"
she aked. "Band's playing 'O, I'et
er!' Mos' wonderful music in the
world. . . ."
May Seymour took one look at
Glory's white face and starry eyes.
'Sit down here!" she ordered.
"Gloria, you've had too much to drink.
Make her sit down, Jim."
But Gloria drifted away. Tbe
room semed filled with golden fog.
. . . She wa very warm and disiy.
She reeled a little.
"I may have hsd to much to
drink, but I'm still going good!" she
said to the world at large.
"You certainly are!" It was Dick's
voice. He and Lola Hough seemed
to swim before her eye.
"Here, take her out into the kit
chen, I-ola," Glory heard Iiek say.
"and tell Msggie to gve ber some
strong black coffee. if you can j
nober her up. . . . If Myra Gail and
the rer of the women see her bke
this they'll tell it ail over town to
morrow!" The, neit thing Gloria knew she
wax sitting in her own white kitchen.
She didn't know how she had got
there.
Through tbe golden fff she mold
tee M&grie ruttitg sandwiches.
Td always heard that women
irmoked and drank." Gloria heard
Magfie aay to Mrs. Hough, "but I
Not in
"Aw, Maggie, what's a little drink
among friends?" Glory asked cheer
fully. She was feeling very happy.
The dizzy feeling had left h
"it's not so much the drink Itself
. . . It's the way drink makes folks
act . . . especially women folks
snorted Maggie. "Look at yourself,
right this minute, Mrs. Gregory,
ma'am! . . . and that Mrs. Gail in
the dining room! Her Unit's so cold,
butter wouldn't melt in her mouth!
, , . Well, go and take a look at
ber now, if you think she's so prim
Glory rose to her feet. Lola
caught her by one baro arm.
"No, no, dear!" fihe pleaded,
Don t go now. Walt until you ve
had your coffee 1 , . .
But Glory had torn herself awny.
Uncertainly she pushed open tho
door between the pantry and tho din
ing room.
Someone had turned out the lights.
The dining room was in half dark
ness. And standing in the breakfast al
cove were Myra Gail and Stan Way
burn, locked in one another's arms!
Glory gave a little moan. She put
out one hand and turned on the wall
light.
Instantly the pair in the alcove
sprang apart. Glory laughed bitter
ly. "Well. Stnn. you certainly are a
fast worker!" she snid. "You'll par
don me for spoiling your clubby lit
tle party, won't you? . . . You see.
I'm afraid to go 'round In the dark."
Gloria walked shakily to the buffet.
She drank another cocktail.
She wanted to crv. But Instead
she turned out the lights again and
walked out of the room.
She'd shown Stanley Wayburn
that she wasn't Jealous!
She'd show him that It meant
nothing to ber how 'many times he
MUTT AND JEFF
never expected to see it! .
Mr. Dick's house, anyway!'
She cut bread viciously.
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BCWTS, o TMeAT MeANI w
&OTTc CAPTJta THCrA AUVt!
I'M BwSt NWRlTINft OUR.
Con't iijeDTO B tli-l
OO'Re GOOt AT HYPNOTISM,
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might kiss Myra Gail ... or any
other woman!
. . What was he In her life, any
way?
Nothing but a third-rate actor who
happened to look like Valentino!
. . . And yet, somehow, the sight
of hiin kissing Myra Gail had spoiled
Gloria's whole evening . . .
Someone laid a hand on her bare
arm. Glory turned.
Stanl
"Look here. Russet!" he said,
"what are you so sore about? You
told me to give your sad-eyed friend
a thrill, aud I did my best to give her
one."
Til say you did!" Gloria answer
ed. "And anyway, I'm not sore about
J dare say you've kissed hundreds
of women. . . . Why should I worry
about your kissing Myra Gail?"
She went back into the kitchen.
"I'll have that coffee now. please,"
she Bald to Maggie,' "and then let's
serve supper. I'm sick and tired of
this party, anyway!"
She drank her coffee. May and
Jim come in. Jim was carrying two
cocktnil glasses.
May draqk the contents of both.
daintily. .
"I drank to Married Life!"' she
cried. "Scrappy days!"
May was a kitchen drinker. Dr.
John, her husband, had forbidden her
to drink. So May bad to have her
cocktails when he waa out of sight.
"I wish to goodness some kind pa
tient would send in a hurry call for
my hubby," May said now. "It
cramps my style terribly to have him
around at parties. . . He's so afraid
I might happen to have a good time!
Go, bunt him up, Glory, and dance
with him, while I have my little drink
in peace!"
Glory went. She found Dr. John
and Lola Hough sitting on the stairs
.talking about Lola's babies.
' iou haven t danced with me all
evening. Dr. Johnny," Glory pouted.
Instantly the doctor waa on his
feet. He put his arms around Gloria,
but she slipped out of them.
She crumpled up in a heap on tbe
floor!
(To be continued tomorrow)
Cvnthia Grey Says: j
"XTEVER marry until nothing else
- seems worth while."
A married woman once told me that
this is the only rule for a successful
marriage.
And as she happens to be most
happily married, I pass it along to
you. . .' .
This may be an extreme statement,
but 1 believe women, especially, are
too willing to marry. They nre afrnid
that they will be left behind to be
an old maid, when their friends maimh
off to the altar. . m0H,
But It's far, far better to be a
happy spinster thanvon unhappy wife!
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JACK DAWS ADVENTURES
Storj br Hal Cochran Drawing, by L. W. Rednar
TO! CAVK CHAPTER 1
TACK and Dotty Daw were so curious about the wooden toys their old
friend, the island hermit, had promised to show them, that they didn't
even Want to stop in the grass hut for a bite to eat. "Let's go and sea
these wonderful things right away," suggested Dotty. 80 they all started
for Toy Cave.
4,J JOW far of a walk la It?" said Jack. "Much too far," laughed the
old man. "So we won't walk, we'll ride," And with that he went
around back of his grass hut and entered a little low grass barn. In a
few moments ho reappeared lending a, fine little black and white pony,
hitched to a two-wheeled cart.
"T GUESS there is roonfora11 of us In this rig," he said. "All except
Flip," replied Jack. "I'd rather he would run along beside na. The
exercise will do him good." And then Jack and Dotty and the old man
climbed into the little circular seat of the buggy and the old man shonted
"Girtdnp!" (Continued.)
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millinery, and the red hat la at the
height of its popularity. Shades of
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The beet little tonic that man ever knew la one that la alwaya right
handy for you. It lenda to good foellng-, ao hero'a a good tip whenever
you feel like a lannh, let 'er rip.
There', plenty of trouble that'a floating arnnnd, and gloom, when It'a
looked for, can alwaya be found. The thing that we nil ought to aim to
turn lonae la all of the laughter thnt. wo rnn produce.
You meet fellow men 111 the work of your day they frown and they
aoon have you lookln' that way. The pleaaure or aourneaa that people ex
preea la aoniethlng that really in Ditching, I gueaa.
Ho try, eyery day, tn give cheer to a friend by laughing; you'll find
It react, in the end. Your life can he made a real happineaa trip if youll
give way to plenaura and let the laugha rip.
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