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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 13, 1900)
f S*Afl 0U1 Kxlra llliitoli “(i tbeee prom not m they Unite bleaai confei Web euch .' joyed ering carpet their Uxee. give b alm» i Rican can ca it wh need« and o vision feels tl and w home. lo real bagger official einoe They island oover» “Lae dignan great j official ing dot those tnere h anotbe of little big »ale vice. eetabli» the oo tboae ti who arc are eoli country never i Cnba. faot thi nation i give th denoe, t give up J, K. W ERN Hon Albarfy, a few L« man wh oited, 1 eitualior Uine at at Alban reported prove in many «1 “Hon preeent a »ervatiot Everyth. tioe and where. great en then retu the eUte the lUte Chicago i headquar Stone in < election. cago wen I llinoia. from 30,0 imperialii drivitg i l>arty. U region wil "Incide made »ou favor of cj sent of th« policy in 1 force, Uki never be a governmei pie, not o Hanna. 1 that the o< $22.5,000,0 the entire Pacific oo» than the ♦ United St» tion, with and the of deetroet Ct« Eugene Guard troy the good will and confidence In a little tow u or village iu Glouces- which have been expressed by you tershire there is a church which and those like yoa throughout this contains the mortal remains of one of the old Crusaders, In moldering ef- HArURDAY................ OCTOBER 13 nation.” [Applause.] tigy he 1» depicted on the tomb, while «ire BRYAN TALKS TO VETERANS — Honors Men Who Obeyed Call to Arms and Pledges Just Treat- ment. ' “ o’-- tbu» gain »officient »Unding to «lai> they are tb«m to piny. by his side in cold eloquence is imaged the form of hls wife. It w 111 be noticed by even the casual observer that the HAVE WE ANY TRUSTS? female image Is liereft of one of th«» hands, and the story runs that the Mark Hanna says he would like Crusader, while fighting In the east, was made a prisoner of war and for some Democrat to inform him brought liefore Saladin, who, la-fore on the question of trusts. Some I executing Judgment upon him, a»ke«l times he says there are no trusts,” 1 him If there was any reason why he I should not be put to death. To this and at other times be contends ! the knight replied that he was but they are the evolutions of modern I young, and wouid leave a newly wedded business methods, and, therefore, wife, who would bitterly mourn bls los». good things to have. But the Re “The love of woman is as a fl«*etlng publican platform says they will breath,” retorted the sultan. “Your rebuke those trusts which are bad . wife will forget that you have ever lived; she will love again and marry Now, honestly, voters ol Oregon, another.” To til» the aad knight what do you think of such a party could only reply that on her fidelity led by such a man in the face of he could rest hls soul. “Well, then,” replied Saladin, "I will promise on my the actual facts? Is it possible oath as a soldier that If this man’s their leaders are fools, or are they wife will cut off one of her hands and send It to me I will set him free to demagogues who take you to be go to her.” By tedious and slow Jour fools? Here is a few of the trusts neying» the message came, and she. in all plteousness for him who was her formed under McKinley: am! her lord, caused her bam! to The American Agricultural lover be cut off and sent it to the sultan, Chemical Company, incorporated who kept hls word and set-the Cru under the laws of Connecticut, in sader free.—Notes and Queries. Mr Bryan »pent the greater part of Thursday in Lincoln, Neb, in going through hi» accumulated cor- reepondence. He al»o received a large number of caller». The only formal performance of the day was a visit from a committee of 25 members of the Bryan Veterans’ Bimetallic Club, of this, Lancaster, county, who called to »«sure him of their support, John W Wilson acted as chairman of the committee, and he presented Mr Bryan with an engrotsed copy of the member- ship of the club, numbering 250 names. Mr Wilson told Mr Bryan May, 1899, has an authorized cap that the club included in its mem- ital of $10,000,000, half common bership representatives of all stock and half preferred. It ac branches of the milltaiy and naval quired 22 of the largest fertilizing service of the government during concerns in the country. American Tin Plate Compauy, the civil war. He also presented a written address showing why the incorporated in New Jersey, in membership had left “their present December, 1898, with $30,000,000 common stock and $20,000,000 pre homes to join his standard.” In his reply Mr Bryan reviewed ferred, consolidated about 95 per briefly bis own experience as a cent of the tin plate mills in the soldier, of which he said that, while United States. The American Window Glass it was brief it was instructive. He Company, incorporated in 1’enn- also outlined his views of the duty sylvania September, 1898, with of the government toward the ex- thirteen million common stock and soldiers, assuring them that be four million preferred, consolidated would not be willing to receive the support of the soldiers if he did window glass plants in New York, not believe that their interests as Pennsylvania, New Jersey and In soldiers as well as their interests sh diana, controlling about 85 per citizens would he protected under a cent of the United States. The American Woolen Company, Dem icratic administration. incorporated in New Jersey in “If I am successful in this con- March, 1899, with nearly thirty t«st and become the chief executive million common stock and twenty of tliis nation,” he said, “you mav million preferred, consolidated a rest assured that during the tour Island number of mills in Rhode years of my administration the soldiers of this country, who and Massachusetts and other offered their services when their places. The American Writing servioes were needed and made the Company, incorporated in sacrifices which soldiers are called Jersey in June, 1899, with twenty- upon to make, will receive just and five million capital, half common generous treatment at the hands of stock and half preferred, consol the administration. idated numerous mills, producing “In nations which have a large standing army, it is not so necca- over 76 per cent of the output of sary that care should be taken of the United States. The Continental Tobacco Com the soldier after his service is past, but in a country like ours, where pany, incorparated in New Jersey we have or should have but a small in November, 1898, with a capital standing army and where all the of one hundred million dollars, I>eople should l>e soldiers in citi- half common stock and half pre zen’s clothes ready to don the uni ferred, “acquired all the leading form at any emergency, the nation plug tobacco companies in the has a double reason for being lib- United States, and also purchased eral in the treatment of veteran«- the plug tobacco business cf the and their dependants. It is both American Tobacco Company, in the incentive of gratitude and th« whose interest it was formed.” incentive of self interest, for if th« nation does not do well by thos< Portland Telegram, Rep : Well, who volunteer when the nation the Republicans have been claim needs support, the nation cannot ing for three years that the Mc expect that its call will be promptly Kinley administration was solely answered. responsible for prosperity—for “The soldier, therefore, as a sol« good crops, increase of gold, every dier, need have no fear under the thing go«xl; and so they ought not administration, should 1 be honored to whimper very loudly now if the with the suffrage of my country- Democrats law the strikes and high men anil elevated to that office. of coal and all other ills upon the But the soldier is a citizen as well administration. Sauce for the as a survivor of the war, an«i 1 goose must be sauce for the gander. take it for granted that your in- tereet in this campaign is due in part to the fact that you are citi- To I nstitutk H vit —The county court authorized the district attorney sens of a republic and do not care to Investigate and bring suit against to lie citizens of an empire. I take ths city council or street committee for it for granted that your interest in destroying ths tress »rouml the couuty this campaign is due not only to park. the fact that you live here now, but Alley A Co have «xuupleted the aleo to the fact that you expect bridge across the Long Tom. which your children to live here after they built for the «*«nii>ty. A splendid Job ww< done. >lr Alley, although you. badly cripple.!, laid off ail. “You want this government goo«l while you are here to enjoy it, I’olenian Glllespi» was bange.1 Fri day at Gohl Beach, Or, for the tuur- and you want to leave a good gov der of Mrs Edson. On the scaffold he eminent to those who come aft«*r claimed that on« Chas St rah com you, and I am not surprise«! that mitted the murder, although ha did you who are willing to offer the not deny being In the house at the highest edidenoe of loaylly that time. man can offer—life—when the Asblaod Tiding»: ’’ Ur C W Iziwe, effort was made to have two re- of Kugene, is in Ashland.... Mrs J T Abbeit left for All«uy, last evening, publics instead of one—1 am not where she goes to attend a branch surprise«! that you are willing lo meeting of the \V F M H, connected give yon vole to keep lhe one re- with the M E church..... Otto Gilstrap public that you helped to maintain. and A A Snyder, of Eugene, have 1>evn in Ashland several days this [ Applause.) w«*ek ..BernariC Jakway, formerly "My greatest solicitude is not of Ashland, now residing In Portland, leet 1 fail to be elected preaident. has again reeuiue«! ills studies In the but that 1 may do nothing tJ dee-1 University al Eugene." Leading taking step •ionaliam Profeaaional oouraea, with nominai ------------ »tuoiea, — aua ----------------------- J cd title A (hariurd Life. lit» Lit» For a llano. I f -a >. ». «I Srsssw* A Wonderful Bird. One day a wonderful bird tapped nt the window of Mrs. Nansen’»-wife at the famous arctic explorer—home at Instantly the window Christiania, was opened and In another moment she covered the little messenger with kisses and caresses. The carrier pigeon had been away from the cottage 30 long months, but It had not forgotten the way home. It brought a note from Nansen, stating that all was going well with him and his expedition in the polar region. Nansen had fastened a message to the bird and turned it loose. The frail courier darted out Into the blfzzardy air. It flew like an arrow over a thousand miles of frozen waste, and then sped forward over another thousand miles of ocean and plains and forest», and one morning entered the window of the waiting mistress and delivered the message which she had been awaiting so anxiously. We tsiast of human pluck, sagacity and endurance, but this loving little carrier pigeon, in its homeward flight, after an absence of 30 months, accom plished a feat so wonderful that we can only give ourselves up to the amazement and admiration which must overwhelm every one when the mar velous story Is told.—Atlanta Constitu tion. aro.hlnK n Derby llat. Some men will buy two, or three black derby hats a season, and these will always look rusty and old. Other men will buy not more than one a year, and that will never lose its deep and brilliant gloss. “I’ll tell you why ft Is,” said one of the best dressers In town the other day. “It Is because oue man brushes his hat with a stiff bristled whisk, and the other rubs his softly with a piece of woolen cloth. The felt of a hat Is such a delicate stuff that a stiff whisk applied to It hns pretty much the effect that a currycomb or a rake would have on a suit of clothes. It wears the nap v>ff, exposing the bare gvay foundation In short order. “'A piece of woolen cloth, rubbed over a liat with a circular motion that conforms to the grain, doesn’t rub off the nap at all, but keeps It lustrous and flrm and of good color. I buy oue $2.50 hat n year nnd rub It each morning with a bit of flannel, 1 guar- antee that it outlasts three $5 luits that are raked and scrape«! with whisks ev ery day.”—Philadelphia Record. An Extraordinary Island. In the bay of Plenty, New Zealand. Is one of the most extraordinary Is lands In the world. It Is called White Island and consists mainly of sulphur mixed with gypsum and n few other minerals. Over the Island, which Is about three miles In circumference ami which rises between NX) and 1)00 f<-«-t above the sea, Aoats continually an Immense cloud of v»|»or attaining an elevation of 10.000 feet. In the center Is a Isilling lake of ncld charged water covering 50 acres and surrounded with blowholes from which steam and sul phurous fumes are emitted with great force and noise. With care a ls>at can lie navigated on the lake. The sulphur from White Island Is very pure, but little effort has yet l»een made to pro cure It systematically. Put I ■> the Price. Senator Frye of Maine was once of fered $400 to write ati article for a leading magazine, but refused, saying the figure was not largt* enough. "How much would you require?' asketl the «xlltor. "Twenty thousand dollars,” answer ed the senntor. which, of course, put an end to th«* negotiations. “And. do you know," said Mr. Frye to a friend afterward, “I «*ouldn’t have wrttteu the article anyhow.” Imralni. Wear your learning like a watch. In a private pocket, and do not pull it out and display it merely to show that you have one. If you an* asked what o’clock It la. tell It, but do not pro claim It hourly or unasked, like the watchman. The nails of two Angers never grow with the same degree of rapidity. The nail of the middle Anger grows with the greatest rapidity and that of the thumb the least Nothing makes the earth so spacious as to ha»e friends at a distance. They mark the latitudes and longitudes. ngurrs tnat tne batter hls family u.„ 1» worth 1« per ruootl., hence this herd earn« him at least |fe) moa(h ¡ nrry along the Kentucky rlv- h 1 Iv-lo.v Hu.rmlsborg has » <-< a; -I to the highlands i < i. Towering Cliffs bun- ■ f i-- t h ight Impress the be- in IL- .«rica! Sketches of tn! Ke t . ky” nn tm -lent 1» told of one of the L _ ii st of these. Jothir i Strout was hoeing corn in the tot: ■u Jus-1 <»pp< site the ferry, when i was uttra<-ted by a rat- bls t^t t'ln - tin .*• above his head. Ixioklng «•>. lie v .«« s t r.'g. ri d at seeing a man i bling down t’.e fearful precipice. now touching ai l grasping at a twig, nov ut a root, vhb.iut twlng able to ebi ck himself. Finally, with a crasb- I: _• f limbs, lie landed In the top of a buckeye tree alx.iit 50 r«*ct above the g**n. ial level of the Imttoin. Mr. Str. it ran to the place with all li. to. dr« ling to find a dead man aud not doubting fie v. old lie terribly ln- Ju: < <! if iln e. f .r ill ' distance the man had f ; !in v is 17« feet. and from the last point where he hail touched th» rock to the top of the tree where b> lodged was 45 feet. l am y Mr. Strout’s surprise, then, tv find tile man standing cwt at the foot of the tree, feeling of bls arma and body. "Ate yon hurt?” cried Mr. Strout. “Tliat’s what I'm trying to find out, my friend.” was the answer. "It’s my Impr. sslott that 1 am alive, but rather sore." Not a bone was. broken. and despite a few bruises the man seemed to be as sound as befor ■ th- terrible fall. "That fellow bo:e a harmed life,” was Mr. Strout's remark whenever he told the story. - th» Hecklrr», Harder to Sa» So TW»« ?«•- The man who asks question» and in He was a most worthy young man. sists ou their being auswer«*d Is a fa- with a fondue»» for dlscuMlng »<>clo- miliar pre* ice at all party meetings. 'I g'- ul and moral questions, and once He is know n as lhe heckler.' Th«* »peafe. «tarted on his hobby he could scarce j er Is not allow.d to disregard him. if he lo aded In any other direction. He a statement is disputed. It 1» the ora had been quite devoted in hls attention tor’s place to make it good. Any lo one young woman for as much as ber of the audience may rise to hls ■lx months. l<ut she had been unable to feet and shout out a contradiction bring L ----- him to bls sense», though »he whenever he feels like it, and by ths was confess that »he had custom of English public life the was willing to ---------- tried repeatedly to do so. . Of course «peaker Is expect«*d to make «ome re- die had. done it in the delicate way» ply on th«* spot. • <>men have tn those matters, but Mr. Chamberlain was nlways a dan • bat he ne«*<ie<l was a club. gerous man to cross In debate, but the N.-t a great while ago he was calling ¡.ersonal feeling against btm was so ts usual, and a« usual he was neglect bitter for years after hia withdrawal ing »entlment for something that only from the ranks of th«» separatists that made a girl tired. This time be was many an unhappy man was driven to moralizing on the temptations of life tilt against hls shield. It was delicious ind the pronenes» of ¡.eople to jdeld to watch Mr. Chamberlain's handling effort without making the . proper . of the situation. He would pause when »gainst them in whatever form they the interruption grew serious and give might appear. the heckler a chancb to make himself However, ” he said In conclusion, well heard. "Now If you will allow "However, lisplaying a commendable spirit of me I will ask that gentleman to get rharlty for the weak, “it is a very dlffl- upon a chair that we may all have the -ult thing for any one to say ‘No.’ ” pleasure of seeing him.” A dozeu anx Here was an unexpected chance for ious bands would hoist the objector in her. . , j to un welcome prominence. unwelcome “Now, “And conversely,” she responded sir.” came the clear, passionless voice, «lowly so he could get the full force of “will you kindly speak up? I should it, “It should be very easy for one to be sorry if any one missed what you «ay “Yes.“ ” have to say.” He looked her straight in the eyes at The h«»ckler. now quite unuervefl, last, and a hush fell upon the scene. would stammer out something, and “Um-er-um,” he hesitated, "Miss Mr. Chamberlain, listening with a mg. Kate, am I a chump?” llclous smile, would quietly readjust "It Is very difficult for one to say ! hls eyeglass and, turning to the au- No,’” she said with a pretty little I dience, fling out a reply—cool, cutting «mile, and later she found It quite easy and decisive.—Sydney Brooks in Har- to say “Yes.”—Washington Star. i per’» Magazine. Illa Genial Hrreptloa. How Twain Introdnce« Hawlty, General Starr, a gallant ol«l soldier, “Only once did Mark Twain appear Leighton nn<l the Poor Student. bad an Irrepressible dislike for young Of Leighton’s hearty, eager helpful lieutenants fresh from West l’olnt. In In public as a political speaker,” says ness many instances might be given. 1874 General Starr was in command at Will M; Clemens In Alnslee’s. “As a Here Is one. After a certain prize day Fort Riley, and one «lay an orderly conscientious Republican in hls politi at the academy a student was passing came to his quarters with the message cal preferences Mr. Clemens took an through the first room on bls way to that Lieutenant Morrison, Just from active interest in the presidential cam the entrance. He looked the picture of West Point, was at the post ready to paign of 1880. While visiting in Elmi dejection and disappointed wretched pay hfs respects and report for duty. ra. N. Y., in the fall of that year he ness poorly and shabbily dressed and In response to this message the old made a short speech one Saturday slinking away as If he wished to pass general was starting for his office, night, introducing to a Republican out of the place unnoticed. Millais aud when hls wife, a motherly old soul, meeting General Hawley of Connecti Leighton, walking arm In arm, came plucked him by the sleeve and said, cut. In the course of bls remarks Mr. along, pictures of prosperity. “Now, general, promise me that you Clemens said: “‘ “General Hawley Ir. a member of . Leighton caught sight of the poor, won’t be rough with that young man.” downeast student. Leaving Mlllnls. he “Rough?” said the old man, smiling my church at Hartford and the author darted across the vestibule to him and, amiably upon bls matrimonial com of “Beautiful Snow.” Maybe he will taking the student’s arm, drew him panion. "Why. 1’11 be peaches and deny that But 1 am only here to give back Into the first room and made him cream unless the young dog riles me.” him a character from hls last place. As sit down on the ottoman beside him. Reaching hls office, the general was a pure citizen I respect him, as a per Putting his arm on the top of the otto confronted with a dapper little fellow sonal friend of years I have the warm man and resting his head on his hnud, as spick and span as though he had est regard for him. as a nelgblior Leighton began to talk as he alone just come from the bands of bls barber whose vegetable garden adjoins mine, could talk, pouring forth volumes of and tailor, while he had the half super why—why, I watch him. As the au earnest, rapid utterances, ns If every cilious air thnt seems Inseparable front thor of "Beautiful Snow” h«* has added thing In the world depended on bls the first stages of military education. a new pang to winter. He is a square, words conveying what he wanted them Looking the young lieutenant over true man in honest politics, and I must to convey, lie went on nnd on. The for half a moment, tlie old general said say he occupies a mighty lonesome po shabby figure gradually seemed to pull with gregt dignity: "How do you do, sition. So broad, so bountiful is hls Itself together, and at last when they Mr. Morrison. I am pleased to see character that he never turned a tramp txotli rose he seemed to have become you." Then as a flush gradually mount empty handed from his door, but al Leighton shook ed over his weather beaten features he ways gave him a letter of introduction another creature, hands with him. and the youth went added: “1 am always glad to see yon to me. Pure, honest, in<x>rruptible, that on bis way rejoicing. young men from the Military academy. Is Jo«* Hawley. Such a man In politics It Is certain that If other help than You—you - (here tlir* general ended with is like a bottle of perfumery in a glue advice were needed it was given. Hut a roar) you think yourself so hangetl factory—ft may moderate the stench, it was the extraordinary zest nnd vital smart!”—Kansas City Journal. but it doesn’t destroy it. I haven’t ity which Leighton put Into Ills help said any more of him than I would say which made It unlike any other. He Tired Metal». of myself. Ladles and gentlemen, this fought every one’s cause as others It Is a fact of comparatively recent is General Hawley.’ ” Dgiit their own. London Telegraph. discovery In chemical metallurgy that metals lose their vitality from repeti When n Kiss Was Valnable. Oxford’«» Witty Bishop. tions of shocks ami strains and may be The practice of kissing the hands Two stories are attributed In The said, as the expression Is, to suffer was instituted by the early Roman rul Railway Magazine to the witty bishop from fatigue—that Is, they may be ers as a mark of st Jection as much as of Oxford. He was once talking to worked till their molecules fall to hold one of respect, and under the first Cae- some boys In a school nnd said to them: together. sars the custom was kept up, but only "Now. my boys, 1 dare say you think As Is familiarly known, bars of tin. for a time. These worthies conceived It's n very flue thing to Is* a bishop. rods of brass and wires of any metal the Idea that the proper homage due to But I a tire y iti I'm a very busy man. will separate owing to fatigue If bent their exalted station called for less fa 1 have to go about all over my diocese, backward and forward continuously. miliar modes of obeisance, so the privi and I haven’t time to study like you But by careful experiments, however, lege of kissing the emperor’s hand was have. In fact, nearly all my study has the fact Is made to appear that a rem reserved as a special mark of conde to bi* confined to only one book. It be edy exists for this condition of metals scension or distinction for officers of gins with a ’B.' Do you know- what It If the overstrain does not border on high rank. Is?' “The Bible, sir; the Bible.” shout- rupture, nnd this remedy Is very much Roman fathers considered the prac ed the boy» all together, ■'.No,” replied like that which Is applied In the case tice of kissing of so delicate a nature the blrhop. with a merry twinkle In bls of an overworked human frame— that they never kissed their wives In eye. "It's called ’Bradshaw!’ namely, rest. the presence of their daughters. Then, The other story is still Ix'tter. On Feather edged tools recover their vl- too, only the nearest relatives were al- one < -nslon when he alighted from tallty better than any other. Of course lowed to kiss their kindred of the gen- lhe train at Wheatley, the station for the length of time required for this rest tier sex on the mouth, for in those Cuddes'len palace, an officious porter varies with different metals and the days, as now. kissing was not a mere rushed up to him and asked. “Any arti amount of strain to which they have arbitrary sign, but it was the sponta cles In the van, my lord?” “‘Article»,” been subjected. neous language of the affections, espe said the bishop grimly “Yes. 3!) arti Hard metals, such as Iron and steel, cially that of lo've. cles.” Off hurried the porter nnd wor use up one and two years’ time In the Under the Romans if a lover kissed ried the guard ulnn i ■ of hls sense» process. On the other hand, soft met his betrothed before marriage she In by th«* way In* sen"-), ■ <1 tin* van nnd als. like lead, retain their cohesive herited half of Ids wordly goods In tbs detained the train. Presently he came force longer and also require less rest. event of his death before the marrlags back to the bishop with a crestfallen —Pearson's Weekly. ceremony, and If she died her heritage i xpresslon of countenance. “There are descended to her nearest relatives.— only seven, my lord.” “Only seven? Why John Lnuached. Frank II. Vizetelly In Woman’s Horn» Ah. you’re a Dissenter then. I should "I don't know a hat Is coming to us.” Companion. think.” sighed Mrs. Jones as she handed the paper over to her husband. “I’m sure Eany Remedy. Larkina In Romance. “Fwlgsby hasn’t n particle of ro- things are bad enough already.” Doctor—Good morning. Mr. Ix>ver. ” M by. what ’ s the matter now. my mane«1 nl>out him." What can I do for you? Mr. Lover— I—I called, sir. to—to ask “1 never thought be had. Any new lear?” murmured John, with a mouth ful of muffin. proof of It’’” for the band of—of your daughter. ’’Matter, Indeed,” snorted Mrs. Jones. “Yes. lie was calling on Daisy “Humph! Appetite good?” Bwlnnerton. You know Daisy, Little “Just like you men. Haven’t the poor “Not very.” thing, but full of poetry Swlgsby said rate, water and other rates all been in “How Is your pulse?” “Very rapid when—when I am with he wondered where they met the first creased. and now the patters say the time, and Daisy tn her poetical way birth rate Is going up. They ought to— ber, very feeble when away.” said she guessed It was In the gloam Now. John, what are you laughing at?” “Trouble«! with palpitation?” ing. Swlgsby looked puzzled, and then —London Standard. “Awfully when I think of ber.” what do you suppose lie said?” “Take my daughter. You’ll soon t* It Mny Re Push or It Mny Re Pwll. “Give It up.” tured. One guinea, please.”—I’«arson» Politician—My boy, the door to every "Said he guessed she was mistaken, W eekly. «nccessful business Is labeled ‘ Tush. ” beennse lie couldn’t recall any apart- Thoughtful Youth — Isn't your busi- Chlaese ns Cook». nent house I>y that name.’’—Cleveland less a successful one, air? Second only to the French are th» Plain Dealer. Politician—Well, yes: 1 flatter myself Thlnese when It conies to culinary skill [ that It Is very successful. Why do you »nd with simple materials they «b A»>l»tl«« III» Memory. contrive to put together a tneal whlca Bobby was sp. tiding the afternoon at isk that? Thoughtful Youth—Because, sir. I would shame an ordinary America* his aunt's and for some moments had ' «> v.i. ■ window In a »ee your door Is labeled “Pull.”— De cook. In peasant families the wife ** troit Free Tress. painfully thoughtful sort of way. daughter does the cooking, but In "What makes you so serious. Bob large establishments the eooki are Dress. by?” aske«l hls aunt. Some women in thia world have a variably men. by. ma told me that I must re- new gown every other week, while an tuber not to ask for anything to eat Innumerable are the Illusions a and I ant trying to remember it”— there are other women who esteem egerdemaln tricks of custom, but «’ , l themselves lucky If once In three Union Signal. months they get a chance to look these perhaps the cleverest -s through a fashion magazine.—Somer knack of persuading ns that the > The t mbretts. ulous by simple repetition cease» Jack -I made two calls»thls after- ville (Mass.) Journal. tnlraeulou».—Carlyle. Boon, and I must have left my um The United States never coined gold brella at th.* last vince I called. Bangkok Is a city of waters R '* ' ' ’«■■••« but that vou Moves of a higher denomination ths« Indo-Chinese Venice. M Some years ago a Jeweler at San ► ft It at th« frst place? In floating bouse« on t! ■ Ja k Recai . there'» where 1 got It Francisco struck gobi pieces of th« value of $50. but that was on private Nil« of Slam.” and th.- many —Chicago News. than in permanent building«. t iccounL Cut order Carpeta Come and see Them. • ’
