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$22.5,000,0
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than the ♦
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tion, with
and the
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Guard
troy the good will and confidence In a little tow u or village iu Glouces-
which have been expressed by you tershire there is a church which
and those like yoa throughout this contains the mortal remains of one of
the old Crusaders, In moldering ef-
HArURDAY................ OCTOBER 13 nation.” [Applause.]
tigy he 1» depicted on the tomb, while «ire
BRYAN TALKS TO VETERANS
—
Honors Men Who Obeyed Call to
Arms and Pledges Just Treat-
ment.
'
“
o’--
tbu» gain »officient »Unding to «lai> they are
tb«m to piny.
by his side in cold eloquence is imaged
the form of hls wife. It w 111 be noticed
by even the casual observer that the
HAVE WE ANY TRUSTS?
female image Is liereft of one of th«»
hands, and the story runs that the
Mark Hanna says he would like Crusader, while fighting In the east,
was made a prisoner of war and
for some Democrat to inform him brought liefore Saladin, who, la-fore
on the question of trusts. Some I executing Judgment upon him, a»ke«l
times he says there are no trusts,” 1 him If there was any reason why he
I should not be put to death. To this
and at other times be contends ! the knight replied that he was but
they are the evolutions of modern I young, and wouid leave a newly wedded
business methods, and, therefore, wife, who would bitterly mourn bls
los».
good things to have. But the Re
“The love of woman is as a fl«*etlng
publican platform says they will breath,” retorted the sultan. “Your
rebuke those trusts which are bad . wife will forget that you have ever
lived; she will love again and marry
Now, honestly, voters ol Oregon, another.” To til» the aad knight
what do you think of such a party could only reply that on her fidelity
led by such a man in the face of he could rest hls soul. “Well, then,”
replied Saladin, "I will promise on my
the actual facts? Is it possible oath as a soldier that If this man’s
their leaders are fools, or are they wife will cut off one of her hands and
send It to me I will set him free to
demagogues who take you to be go
to her.” By tedious and slow Jour
fools? Here is a few of the trusts neying» the message came, and she. in
all plteousness for him who was her
formed under McKinley:
am! her lord, caused her bam! to
The
American
Agricultural lover
be cut off and sent it to the sultan,
Chemical Company, incorporated who kept hls word and set-the Cru
under the laws of Connecticut, in sader free.—Notes and Queries.
Mr Bryan »pent the greater part
of Thursday in Lincoln, Neb, in
going through hi» accumulated cor-
reepondence. He al»o received a
large number of caller». The only
formal performance of the day was
a visit from a committee of 25
members of the Bryan Veterans’
Bimetallic Club, of this, Lancaster,
county, who called to »«sure him
of their support, John W Wilson
acted as chairman of the committee,
and he presented Mr Bryan with
an engrotsed copy of the member-
ship of the club, numbering 250
names. Mr Wilson told Mr Bryan May, 1899, has an authorized cap
that the club included in its mem- ital of $10,000,000, half common
bership representatives of all stock and half preferred. It ac
branches of the milltaiy and naval quired 22 of the largest fertilizing
service of the government during concerns in the country.
American Tin Plate Compauy,
the civil war. He also presented a
written address showing why the incorporated in New Jersey, in
membership had left “their present December, 1898, with $30,000,000
common stock and $20,000,000 pre
homes to join his standard.”
In his reply Mr Bryan reviewed ferred, consolidated about 95 per
briefly bis own experience as a cent of the tin plate mills in the
soldier, of which he said that, while United States.
The American Window Glass
it was brief it was instructive. He
Company,
incorporated in 1’enn-
also outlined his views of the duty
sylvania
September,
1898, with
of the government toward the ex-
thirteen
million
common
stock and
soldiers, assuring them that be
four
million
preferred,
consolidated
would not be willing to receive the
support of the soldiers if he did window glass plants in New York,
not believe that their interests as Pennsylvania, New Jersey and In
soldiers as well as their interests sh diana, controlling about 85 per
citizens would he protected under a cent of the United States.
The American Woolen Company,
Dem icratic administration.
incorporated
in New Jersey in
“If I am successful in this con-
March,
1899,
with
nearly thirty
t«st and become the chief executive
million
common
stock
and twenty
of tliis nation,” he said, “you mav
million
preferred,
consolidated
a
rest assured that during the tour
Island
number
of
mills
in
Rhode
years of my administration the
soldiers of this country, who and Massachusetts and other
offered their services when their places.
The American Writing
servioes were needed and made the
Company,
incorporated in
sacrifices which soldiers are called
Jersey
in
June,
1899, with twenty-
upon to make, will receive just and
five
million
capital,
half common
generous treatment at the hands of
stock
and
half
preferred,
consol
the administration.
idated
numerous
mills,
producing
“In nations which have a large
standing army, it is not so necca- over 76 per cent of the output of
sary that care should be taken of the United States.
The Continental Tobacco Com
the soldier after his service is past,
but in a country like ours, where pany, incorparated in New Jersey
we have or should have but a small in November, 1898, with a capital
standing army and where all the of one hundred million dollars,
I>eople should l>e soldiers in citi- half common stock and half pre
zen’s clothes ready to don the uni ferred, “acquired all the leading
form at any emergency, the nation plug tobacco companies in the
has a double reason for being lib- United States, and also purchased
eral in the treatment of veteran«- the plug tobacco business cf the
and their dependants. It is both American Tobacco Company, in
the incentive of gratitude and th« whose interest it was formed.”
incentive of self interest, for if th«
nation does not do well by thos<
Portland Telegram, Rep : Well,
who volunteer when the nation the Republicans have been claim
needs support, the nation cannot ing for three years that the Mc
expect that its call will be promptly Kinley administration was solely
answered.
responsible for
prosperity—for
“The soldier, therefore, as a sol« good crops, increase of gold, every
dier, need have no fear under the thing go«xl; and so they ought not
administration, should 1 be honored to whimper very loudly now if the
with the suffrage of my country- Democrats law the strikes and high
men anil elevated to that office. of coal and all other ills upon the
But the soldier is a citizen as well administration.
Sauce for the
as a survivor of the war, an«i 1 goose must be sauce for the gander.
take it for granted that your in-
tereet in this campaign is due in
part to the fact that you are citi- To I nstitutk H vit —The county
court authorized the district attorney
sens of a republic and do not care to Investigate and bring suit against
to lie citizens of an empire. I take ths city council or street committee for
it for granted that your interest in destroying ths tress »rouml the couuty
this campaign is due not only to park.
the fact that you live here now, but
Alley A Co have «xuupleted the
aleo to the fact that you expect bridge across the Long Tom. which
your children to live here after they built for the «*«nii>ty. A splendid
Job ww< done. >lr Alley, although
you.
badly cripple.!, laid off ail.
“You want this government
goo«l while you are here to enjoy it, I’olenian Glllespi» was bange.1 Fri
day at Gohl Beach, Or, for the tuur-
and you want to leave a good gov der of Mrs Edson. On the scaffold he
eminent to those who come aft«*r claimed that on« Chas St rah com
you, and I am not surprise«! that mitted the murder, although ha did
you who are willing to offer the not deny being In the house at the
highest edidenoe of loaylly that time.
man can offer—life—when the Asblaod Tiding»: ’’ Ur C W Iziwe,
effort was made to have two re- of Kugene, is in Ashland.... Mrs J T
Abbeit left for All«uy, last evening,
publics instead of one—1 am not where she goes to attend a branch
surprise«! that you are willing lo meeting of the \V F M H, connected
give yon vole to keep lhe one re- with the M E church..... Otto Gilstrap
public that you helped to maintain. and A A Snyder, of Eugene, have
1>evn in Ashland several days this
[ Applause.)
w«*ek
..BernariC Jakway, formerly
"My greatest solicitude is not of Ashland, now residing In Portland,
leet 1 fail to be elected preaident. has again reeuiue«! ills studies In the
but that 1 may do nothing tJ dee-1 University al Eugene."
Leading
taking step
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cd title
A (hariurd Life.
lit» Lit» For a llano.
I
f -a >. ». «I Srsssw*
A Wonderful Bird.
One day a wonderful bird tapped nt
the window of Mrs. Nansen’»-wife at
the famous arctic explorer—home at
Instantly the window
Christiania,
was opened and In another moment
she covered the little messenger with
kisses and caresses.
The carrier pigeon had been away
from the cottage 30 long months, but It
had not forgotten the way home. It
brought a note from Nansen, stating
that all was going well with him and
his expedition in the polar region.
Nansen had fastened a message to
the bird and turned it loose.
The frail courier darted out Into the
blfzzardy air. It flew like an arrow
over a thousand miles of frozen waste,
and then sped forward over another
thousand miles of ocean and plains
and forest», and one morning entered
the window of the waiting mistress
and delivered the message which she
had been awaiting so anxiously.
We tsiast of human pluck, sagacity
and endurance, but this loving little
carrier pigeon, in its homeward flight,
after an absence of 30 months, accom
plished a feat so wonderful that we
can only give ourselves up to the
amazement and admiration which must
overwhelm every one when the mar
velous story Is told.—Atlanta Constitu
tion.
aro.hlnK n Derby llat.
Some men will buy two, or three
black derby hats a season, and these
will always look rusty and old. Other
men will buy not more than one a
year, and that will never lose its deep
and brilliant gloss.
“I’ll tell you why ft Is,” said one of
the best dressers In town the other
day. “It Is because oue man brushes
his hat with a stiff bristled whisk, and
the other rubs his softly with a piece
of woolen cloth. The felt of a hat Is
such a delicate stuff that a stiff whisk
applied to It hns pretty much the effect
that a currycomb or a rake would have
on a suit of clothes. It wears the nap
v>ff, exposing the bare gvay foundation
In short order.
“'A piece of woolen cloth, rubbed
over a liat with a circular motion that
conforms to the grain, doesn’t rub off
the nap at all, but keeps It lustrous
and flrm and of good color. I buy oue
$2.50 hat n year nnd rub It each
morning with a bit of flannel, 1 guar-
antee that it outlasts three $5 luits that
are raked and scrape«! with whisks ev
ery day.”—Philadelphia Record.
An Extraordinary Island.
In the bay of Plenty, New Zealand.
Is one of the most extraordinary Is
lands In the world. It Is called White
Island and consists mainly of sulphur
mixed with gypsum and n few other
minerals. Over the Island, which Is
about three miles In circumference ami
which rises between NX) and 1)00 f<-«-t
above the sea, Aoats continually an
Immense cloud of v»|»or attaining an
elevation of 10.000 feet. In the center
Is a Isilling lake of ncld charged water
covering 50 acres and surrounded with
blowholes from which steam and sul
phurous fumes are emitted with great
force and noise. With care a ls>at can
lie navigated on the lake. The sulphur
from White Island Is very pure, but
little effort has yet l»een made to pro
cure It systematically.
Put I ■> the Price.
Senator Frye of Maine was once of
fered $400 to write ati article for a
leading magazine, but refused, saying
the figure was not largt* enough.
"How much would you require?'
asketl the «xlltor.
"Twenty thousand dollars,” answer
ed the senntor. which, of course, put
an end to th«* negotiations.
“And. do you know," said Mr. Frye
to a friend afterward, “I «*ouldn’t have
wrttteu the article anyhow.”
Imralni.
Wear your learning like a watch. In
a private pocket, and do not pull it out
and display it merely to show that you
have one. If you an* asked what
o’clock It la. tell It, but do not pro
claim It hourly or unasked, like the
watchman.
The nails of two Angers never grow
with the same degree of rapidity. The
nail of the middle Anger grows with
the greatest rapidity and that of the
thumb the least
Nothing makes the earth so spacious
as to ha»e friends at a distance. They
mark the latitudes and longitudes.
ngurrs tnat tne batter hls family u.„
1» worth 1« per ruootl., hence this herd
earn« him at least |fe)
moa(h
¡
nrry along the Kentucky rlv-
h 1 Iv-lo.v Hu.rmlsborg has
» <-< a;
-I to the highlands
i
< i. Towering Cliffs bun-
■ f i-- t
h ight Impress the be-
in
IL- .«rica! Sketches of
tn!
Ke t . ky” nn tm -lent 1» told of one of
the L _ ii st of these.
Jothir i Strout was hoeing corn in the
tot: ■u Jus-1 <»pp< site the ferry, when
i was uttra<-ted by a rat-
bls t^t
t'ln - tin .*• above his head. Ixioklng
«•>. lie v .«« s t r.'g. ri d at seeing a man
i bling down t’.e fearful precipice.
now touching ai l grasping at a twig,
nov ut a root, vhb.iut twlng able to
ebi ck himself. Finally, with a crasb-
I: _• f limbs, lie landed In the top of a
buckeye tree alx.iit 50 r«*ct above the
g**n. ial level of the Imttoin.
Mr. Str. it ran to the place with all
li. to. dr« ling to find a dead man aud
not doubting fie v. old lie terribly ln-
Ju: < <! if iln e. f .r ill ' distance the man
had f ; !in v is 17« feet. and from the
last point where he hail touched th»
rock to the top of the tree where b>
lodged was 45 feet.
l am y Mr. Strout’s surprise, then, tv
find tile man standing cwt at the foot
of the tree, feeling of bls arma and
body.
"Ate yon hurt?” cried Mr. Strout.
“Tliat’s what I'm trying to find out,
my friend.” was the answer. "It’s my
Impr. sslott that 1 am alive, but rather
sore."
Not a bone was. broken. and despite
a few bruises the man seemed to be as
sound as befor ■ th- terrible fall.
"That fellow bo:e a harmed life,”
was Mr. Strout's remark whenever he
told the story.
-
th» Hecklrr»,
Harder to Sa» So TW»« ?«•-
The man who asks question» and in
He was a most worthy young man. sists ou their being auswer«*d Is a fa-
with a fondue»» for dlscuMlng »<>clo- miliar pre* ice at all party meetings.
'I g'- ul and moral questions, and once He is know n as lhe heckler.' Th«* »peafe.
«tarted on his hobby he could scarce j er Is not allow.d to disregard him. if
he lo aded In any other direction. He a statement is disputed. It 1» the ora
had been quite devoted in hls attention tor’s place to make it good. Any
lo one young woman for as much as ber of the audience may rise to hls
■lx months. l<ut she had been unable to feet and shout out a contradiction
bring
L
----- him to bls sense», though »he whenever he feels like it, and by ths
was
confess that »he had custom of English public life the
was willing to
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tried repeatedly to do so. . Of course «peaker Is expect«*d to make «ome re-
die had. done it in the delicate way» ply on th«* spot.
• <>men have tn those matters, but
Mr. Chamberlain was nlways a dan
• bat he ne«*<ie<l was a club.
gerous man to cross In debate, but the
N.-t a great while ago he was calling ¡.ersonal feeling against btm was so
ts usual, and a« usual he was neglect bitter for years after hia withdrawal
ing »entlment for something that only from the ranks of th«» separatists that
made a girl tired. This time be was many an unhappy man was driven to
moralizing on the temptations of life tilt against hls shield. It was delicious
ind the pronenes» of ¡.eople to jdeld to watch Mr. Chamberlain's handling
effort
without making the . proper
.
of the situation. He would pause when
»gainst them in whatever form they the interruption grew serious and give
might appear.
the heckler a chancb to make himself
However, ” he said In conclusion, well heard. "Now If you will allow
"However,
lisplaying a commendable spirit of me I will ask that gentleman to get
rharlty for the weak, “it is a very dlffl- upon a chair that we may all have the
-ult thing for any one to say ‘No.’ ”
pleasure of seeing him.” A dozeu anx
Here was an unexpected chance for ious bands would hoist the objector in
her.
.
, j to un
welcome prominence.
unwelcome
“Now,
“And conversely,” she responded
sir.” came the clear, passionless voice,
«lowly so he could get the full force of “will you kindly speak up?
I should
it, “It should be very easy for one to be sorry if any one missed
what you
«ay “Yes.“ ”
have to say.”
He looked her straight in the eyes at
The h«»ckler. now quite unuervefl,
last, and a hush fell upon the scene.
would stammer out something, and
“Um-er-um,” he hesitated, "Miss Mr. Chamberlain, listening with a mg.
Kate, am I a chump?”
llclous smile, would quietly readjust
"It Is very difficult for one to say ! hls eyeglass and, turning to the au-
No,’” she said with a pretty little
I dience, fling out a reply—cool, cutting
«mile, and later she found It quite easy
and decisive.—Sydney Brooks in Har-
to say “Yes.”—Washington Star.
i per’» Magazine.
Illa Genial Hrreptloa.
How Twain Introdnce« Hawlty,
General Starr, a gallant ol«l soldier,
“Only once did Mark Twain appear
Leighton nn<l the Poor Student.
bad an Irrepressible dislike for young
Of Leighton’s hearty, eager helpful lieutenants fresh from West l’olnt. In In public as a political speaker,” says
ness many instances might be given. 1874 General Starr was in command at Will M; Clemens In Alnslee’s. “As a
Here Is one. After a certain prize day Fort Riley, and one «lay an orderly conscientious Republican in hls politi
at the academy a student was passing came to his quarters with the message cal preferences Mr. Clemens took an
through the first room on bls way to that Lieutenant Morrison, Just from active interest in the presidential cam
the entrance. He looked the picture of West Point, was at the post ready to paign of 1880. While visiting in Elmi
dejection and disappointed wretched pay hfs respects and report for duty. ra. N. Y., in the fall of that year he
ness poorly and shabbily dressed and In response to this message the old made a short speech one Saturday
slinking away as If he wished to pass general was starting for his office, night, introducing to a Republican
out of the place unnoticed. Millais aud when hls wife, a motherly old soul, meeting General Hawley of Connecti
Leighton, walking arm In arm, came plucked him by the sleeve and said, cut. In the course of bls remarks Mr.
along, pictures of prosperity.
“Now, general, promise me that you Clemens said:
“‘ “General Hawley Ir. a member of
. Leighton caught sight of the poor, won’t be rough with that young man.”
downeast student. Leaving Mlllnls. he
“Rough?” said the old man, smiling my church at Hartford and the author
darted across the vestibule to him and, amiably upon bls matrimonial com of “Beautiful Snow.” Maybe he will
taking the student’s arm, drew him panion. "Why. 1’11 be peaches and deny that But 1 am only here to give
back Into the first room and made him cream unless the young dog riles me.”
him a character from hls last place. As
sit down on the ottoman beside him.
Reaching hls office, the general was a pure citizen I respect him, as a per
Putting his arm on the top of the otto confronted with a dapper little fellow sonal friend of years I have the warm
man and resting his head on his hnud, as spick and span as though he had est regard for him. as a nelgblior
Leighton began to talk as he alone just come from the bands of bls barber whose vegetable garden adjoins mine,
could talk, pouring forth volumes of and tailor, while he had the half super why—why, I watch him. As the au
earnest, rapid utterances, ns If every cilious air thnt seems Inseparable front thor of "Beautiful Snow” h«* has added
thing In the world depended on bls the first stages of military education.
a new pang to winter. He is a square,
words conveying what he wanted them
Looking the young lieutenant over true man in honest politics, and I must
to convey, lie went on nnd on. The for half a moment, tlie old general said say he occupies a mighty lonesome po
shabby figure gradually seemed to pull with gregt dignity: "How do you do, sition. So broad, so bountiful is hls
Itself together, and at last when they Mr. Morrison. I am pleased to see character that he never turned a tramp
txotli rose he seemed to have become you." Then as a flush gradually mount empty handed from his door, but al
Leighton shook ed over his weather beaten features he ways gave him a letter of introduction
another creature,
hands with him. and the youth went added: “1 am always glad to see yon to me. Pure, honest, in<x>rruptible, that
on bis way rejoicing.
young men from the Military academy. Is Jo«* Hawley. Such a man In politics
It Is certain that If other help than You—you - (here tlir* general ended with is like a bottle of perfumery in a glue
advice were needed it was given. Hut a roar) you think yourself so hangetl factory—ft may moderate the stench,
it was the extraordinary zest nnd vital smart!”—Kansas City Journal.
but it doesn’t destroy it. I haven’t
ity which Leighton put Into Ills help
said any more of him than I would say
which made It unlike any other. He
Tired Metal».
of myself. Ladles and gentlemen, this
fought every one’s cause as others
It Is a fact of comparatively recent is General Hawley.’ ”
Dgiit their own. London Telegraph.
discovery In chemical metallurgy that
metals lose their vitality from repeti
When n Kiss Was Valnable.
Oxford’«» Witty Bishop.
tions of shocks ami strains and may be
The practice of kissing the hands
Two stories are attributed In The said, as the expression Is, to suffer was instituted by the early Roman rul
Railway Magazine to the witty bishop from fatigue—that Is, they may be ers as a mark of st Jection as much as
of Oxford. He was once talking to worked till their molecules fall to hold one of respect, and under the first Cae-
some boys In a school nnd said to them: together.
sars the custom was kept up, but only
"Now. my boys, 1 dare say you think
As Is familiarly known, bars of tin. for a time. These worthies conceived
It's n very flue thing to Is* a bishop. rods of brass and wires of any metal the Idea that the proper homage due to
But I a tire y iti I'm a very busy man. will separate owing to fatigue If bent their exalted station called for less fa
1 have to go about all over my diocese, backward and forward continuously. miliar modes of obeisance, so the privi
and I haven’t time to study like you But by careful experiments, however, lege of kissing the emperor’s hand was
have. In fact, nearly all my study has the fact Is made to appear that a rem reserved as a special mark of conde
to bi* confined to only one book. It be edy exists for this condition of metals scension or distinction for officers of
gins with a ’B.' Do you know- what It If the overstrain does not border on high rank.
Is?' “The Bible, sir; the Bible.” shout- rupture, nnd this remedy Is very much
Roman fathers considered the prac
ed the boy» all together, ■'.No,” replied like that which Is applied In the case tice of kissing of so delicate a nature
the blrhop. with a merry twinkle In bls of an overworked human frame— that they never kissed their wives In
eye. "It's called ’Bradshaw!’
namely, rest.
the presence of their daughters. Then,
The other story is still Ix'tter. On
Feather edged tools recover their vl- too, only the nearest relatives were al-
one < -nslon when he alighted from tallty better than any other. Of course
lowed to kiss their kindred of the gen-
lhe train at Wheatley, the station for the length of time required for this rest
tier sex on the mouth, for in those
Cuddes'len palace, an officious porter varies with different metals and the
days, as now. kissing was not a mere
rushed up to him and asked. “Any arti amount of strain to which they have
arbitrary sign, but it was the sponta
cles In the van, my lord?” “‘Article»,” been subjected.
neous language of the affections, espe
said the bishop grimly “Yes. 3!) arti
Hard metals, such as Iron and steel, cially that of lo've.
cles.” Off hurried the porter nnd wor use up one and two years’ time In the
Under the Romans if a lover kissed
ried the guard ulnn i ■
of hls sense» process. On the other hand, soft met
his betrothed before marriage she In
by th«* way In* sen"-), ■ <1 tin* van nnd als. like lead, retain their cohesive
herited half of Ids wordly goods In tbs
detained the train. Presently he came force longer and also require less rest.
event of his death before the marrlags
back to the bishop with a crestfallen —Pearson's Weekly.
ceremony, and If she died her heritage
i xpresslon of countenance. “There are
descended to her nearest relatives.—
only seven, my lord.” “Only seven?
Why John Lnuached.
Frank II. Vizetelly In Woman’s Horn»
Ah. you’re a Dissenter then. I should
"I don't know a hat Is coming to us.” Companion.
think.”
sighed Mrs. Jones as she handed the
paper over to her husband. “I’m sure
Eany Remedy.
Larkina In Romance.
“Fwlgsby hasn’t n particle of ro- things are bad enough already.”
Doctor—Good morning. Mr. Ix>ver.
”
M
by.
what
’
s
the
matter
now.
my
mane«1 nl>out him."
What can I do for you?
Mr. Lover— I—I called, sir. to—to ask
“1 never thought be had. Any new lear?” murmured John, with a mouth
ful of muffin.
proof of It’’”
for the band of—of your daughter.
’’Matter, Indeed,” snorted Mrs. Jones.
“Yes. lie was calling on Daisy
“Humph! Appetite good?”
Bwlnnerton. You know Daisy, Little “Just like you men. Haven’t the poor
“Not very.”
thing, but full of poetry Swlgsby said rate, water and other rates all been in
“How Is your pulse?”
“Very rapid when—when I am with
he wondered where they met the first creased. and now the patters say the
time, and Daisy tn her poetical way birth rate Is going up. They ought to— ber, very feeble when away.”
said she guessed It was In the gloam Now. John, what are you laughing at?”
“Trouble«! with palpitation?”
ing. Swlgsby looked puzzled, and then —London Standard.
“Awfully when I think of ber.”
what do you suppose lie said?”
“Take my daughter. You’ll soon t*
It Mny Re Push or It Mny Re Pwll.
“Give It up.”
tured. One guinea, please.”—I’«arson»
Politician—My boy, the door to every
"Said he guessed she was mistaken,
W eekly.
«nccessful
business
Is
labeled
‘
Tush.
”
beennse lie couldn’t recall any apart-
Thoughtful
Youth
—
Isn't
your
busi-
Chlaese ns Cook».
nent house I>y that name.’’—Cleveland
less a successful one, air?
Second only to the French are th»
Plain Dealer.
Politician—Well, yes: 1 flatter myself Thlnese when It conies to culinary skill
[ that It Is very successful. Why do you »nd with simple materials they «b
A»>l»tl«« III» Memory.
contrive to put together a tneal whlca
Bobby was sp. tiding the afternoon at isk that?
Thoughtful Youth—Because, sir. I would shame an ordinary America*
his aunt's and for some moments had
' «> v.i.
■
window In a »ee your door Is labeled “Pull.”— De cook. In peasant families the wife **
troit Free Tress.
painfully thoughtful sort of way.
daughter does the cooking, but In
"What makes you so serious. Bob
large establishments the eooki are
Dress.
by?” aske«l hls aunt.
Some women in thia world have a variably men.
by. ma told me that I must re-
new gown every other week, while
an tuber not to ask for anything to eat
Innumerable are the Illusions a
and I ant trying to remember it”— there are other women who esteem egerdemaln tricks of custom, but «’ ,
l
themselves
lucky
If
once
In
three
Union Signal.
months they get a chance to look these perhaps the cleverest -s
through
a fashion magazine.—Somer knack of persuading ns that the >
The t mbretts.
ulous by simple repetition cease»
Jack -I made two calls»thls after- ville (Mass.) Journal.
tnlraeulou».—Carlyle.
Boon, and I must have left my um
The
United
States
never
coined
gold
brella at th.* last vince I called.
Bangkok Is a city of waters R '*
' '
’«■■••« but that vou Moves of a higher denomination ths« Indo-Chinese Venice. M
Some years ago a Jeweler at San
► ft It at th« frst place?
In floating bouse« on t! ■
Ja k Recai . there'» where 1 got It Francisco struck gobi pieces of th«
value of $50. but that was on private Nil« of Slam.” and th.- many
—Chicago News.
than in permanent building«.
t iccounL
Cut order Carpeta Come and
see Them.
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