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About Independence enterprise. (Independence, Polk County, Or.) 189?-190? | View Entire Issue (Aug. 13, 1903)
i KMvTm.T' T If f f f o 6 t i t t o I r - ninnk inii II locate in UIO , L1SFEVKR AlSTD L. C. SMITH SHOT We havo a new and complete lino of both Hammer and JlammerleM Shot (iuiiH at priri'H ranging inuu V 9 ur-.. A frehh Htck Ammunition, Hunting Coats, U-ggins, etc. pleaw you because we have an osHortmcnt at mo uet .... Wo can R. M. WADE & GO. INDEPENDENCE, OREGON. A. J: GOODMAN, Manager. 4 4 4 located In tie stomach. - -- , . . i . . lntri rfalnlV ' UUl me0 VWU griiii-uiJ"i " j I by their achievements on such re nal as thin, have demonitraieu my UftHt this rule of anatomy, that the pyloric orifice is the shortest cut to the human brain. Their well-won title of first dinner orators is the .r,, Miirvival of the fittest, fof 1 anure you that their triumphant .tr.nrclcsin all these many years at scenes Hue this would long ego have laid the rest of us under tne table, if not under the od. And solti.inkin your names I may bid them welcome, thrice welcome due fultnina belli." ON LORD ABERDEEN. A characterise remark ol Mi. Choate was made about Lord Aber deen at a dinner in New lork, Ur. tlm then Governor tleneral of Canada was the principal guest, i appearing in kilts, in honor 01 nis Scotch entertainers. Aberdeen had made a neat 'speech, and the ap- r,liw hud hardlv subsided when Choaie was introduced, and pro- JU8T THY A PARROT CIO A It CENTS. A full line of white enameled ware just arrived "at Frazrr A Rice's. Mr. Vernon, an old I'olk county pioneer, died at his home in Hick rfttll this week. Several children survive him. We regret we are not able to give a sketch of this honored pioneer. Pidnev Percival, a Monmouth boy. is now editing the Chewaucan I'oHt. a naoer published at i atsiej, T.kfl countv. That he is doing II ...ill tin ri.Lniil neWS tO all old friends of jidney, , m in ithfi cltr Ut week, from Portland, told a bum netm man in town that the KstF.n piuhk is the b st known county pa nnr in the state. This was Ms first visit to the town and we acknowl edge a pleasant call from him. At.., Hnmr Wood, after a visit tHIDi with her narents. Mr. and Mrs, Asa B. Uobinson, left Friday lor her home in Goldendale, aeu Her brother, Cleve Robinson, ac .Atnniinied her as lar a Portland Thn members of the Pomeroy Clodfelter mountain expedition are iil In thnie onuses of the spien Anna bv Master Dole Uila vv -- t Pnmnrov. One incident in partic to wnrihv of tndnttOD. ThlB umi id " vj hv his own efforts succeeded in splitting a huge log lonethwise, a task few men couia c accomplish. II. E. Guthrie, of near Mon heard from his son, 14 V V V I - , ir,w,h M.Guthrie, who rocently en listed in the 13th U. 8. cavalry and was sent to the, Philippines, ilis trip acrof-s the ocean was an exceed ingly pbasant one, and favorably impressed him with the country. His letter contains many interest ing narratives of his life there. We are promised one of his letters for publication m the near future. Hugh said in his letter vo remtmi berhimtoall the boys, and that be was having a, nice time Wan led A copy of tlio Oth annual catalogue of the Normal school. U'uve at this office. I Smith, of Portland. Uspund- n the we.'k with O." A. Kramer. At one time he was unner .nr. Kramer in his jewelry store here J. 11. Cooper wishes to an- . t t 1 .... . in m onla nounco tlint no uus 250,000 of os lino brick as is ninilc. l aironiio una dustry. The ball tame Sunday afternoon Kin i h married men and the Vwwa' learn resulted in a victory for the latter team: They say it w?s a game worth s-fing. Before the would think tUe Iieiuers wete to be stationed somewhere near Airlie, Parker and Buena ista to head oft" the terriblo cannonading of the benedicts However sawloRS fnr hats and umbrellas for nuts were necessities conspicious fortreir absence. They made the circuii. oi ih.huuin 12 minutes. JSow for a game between the fat men and the lean ones, Thos. Campbell, this morning, rficeived the contents .of a go- nher cuii, and the Heshy part of his right hand was torn away. 1 Doan Walker had his foot run v'ftsterdav The Ul vl JJ " "fc, J i toes were quite badly crusneu. nn,-. r.nndmftn went to the i'ViM i - v " coast today. S. 1?. Lemmon, of Winlock, Wash., is in town. , n-i.i.. . Lpw1r1 to sav tome complimentary baptist cuu? -. -a eftker aDd t0 v ccs: S. . iu a. in., 'u-mu- that 1 ingat 8:00 V. M; prayermcci- , to bU nexl i o.aa T f rxi M l.nrailnv. 1 . . . - . . r . ing ai o:uu x . .... '. tolas distinguished bcotcn ineDu The ordinance of baptism W'H L, r,overn0r General of Canada ho administered at the river, , . . Gorjon 0f Gordons," be, too Sundav evening, August loth, , . have come without bis trnus m ..t.,,.l. All nro pnnliRllvl T ,rnu oinlni-inna. but the Ut, i U llUVIk. " " v " ' I IB. y iua w ' invited to our services. Arthur killed guest was soonest to catch . V .."- ;,a k,,,nnr and led the ltttll'llter it produeea Borne Choate Stories. oX MB, depew. vrv. aip BBAl'TY. SI Ho. CHO.V1 i, B Br,y.vu w ,, . r.t.. aUnr. rinfi of his wittiest sayings was ".OW. BaiU ir. vuuon., 6.u... i-. . . . . , . .i. . i-Lj. ! a nnvn.te dinner taoie i.,r nn adininnirlV ai me lauicn uju - r callery at Delmonico's, a-bloom at which he and Mrs. Choate were ... , i . ...... i i-iitrii.r. i ctiiihiii. n ime una himu" Willi lOVciy women, 6 -t i. I -I stand what the Scripture phrase who he would like to be if La could t'rH... ..,.Ta man a lit! a i n()L De niiiiBcii. means., inuu mui.o - i .... . . i: l.wer than the aneel,.' seconds, as if thinking over w i . . i ..l.U.:. nn1 ThPfl ot the worirt s ceieunnco, 8KAT3 FOK THE MIUHTi. .. ,.Tf i his eyes rested upon his wife. it, A pompous young man bustled ,.T could not h my. into his office, " lhis Mr.onoaier Miss Etelka Madge Whcolock, ,ininrht.M- ot Mr. and Mrs, Charles E. Wheelock, died at W home near Monmouth Wed- .-.oclav forenoon. After a short "" j at the resi- ,1nncetbi8 morning, conducted by Rev. Arthur S. Allen, the body was taken by the father and mother and two brothers and two sisters, to Vancouver, Wash., where Madge was born September 25th, 1SSG. T. T,. SMITH, Wholesale Beer and Cigar Dealer. Having taken out wholesale license, I can now Hll 11 Beer and C.g.r. a jv.uB wholesale rates. BEST BBANDS WINES AND WHISKEYS, C Street,, - . ' Independence. Oreaon. "Yes." responded the distinguish fid lawver. with his blandest smile - f Well, I m Mr. WUbertorce, 01 Wilherforce & Jones." "Take a chair, sir," said Choate, with a wave of his hand. 'f father was a cousin of isisn j op Wilberforce, and I" "Take two chairs, said Choate. AFTER-PINNER ORATORY v:uin, after At. a dinner oi iuo sju ahvuv.uo " . k.,t h;m. "called tlUO, 10 au aiicv;uii.D self told by Dr. Depew," Mr. Choate retorted: I've heard Depew nauea bb the greatest after-dinner speaker in America. It after-dinner Bpeak- ing is, as I believe it is defined, the art of saying nothing at all, then Dr Depew is the most inarveious speaker in the universe." ON PORTER AND DEPEW. o Kam Kncrland society din- a. o n . 1 H f Tlan&V ner Uen. rorier anu mr. were both present. Mr. Choate's fnfifl fairlv beamed witn dengni as he extended o them a greeting that brought down the house. 1 .n atire." he said, "you would noi allow me to quit this pleasing pro- trrttmme if I did not lelicuaie you upon the presence of two other gentlemen those twin-rail fellows, .All met at every lestiye ooaru, without whom no banquet is ever mmnUk I mean, of course, iur Hna anH CiftD. Porter, Their ic splendid efforts on a thousand c.i.t i;v thin have iainv won UCIUD " " " t.v..r golden spurs. I forget wheth s Pvthaeoraa op Emerson who finally decided that the aou! of bft answered. "I could not be my if T Bhni.M like to be Mrs DCIli liuwv.-- Choate's second hunband." CHOATE AND DEPEW, In replying to a toast at a public Hinnfir. Mr. Choate said: A re porter asked me last week tor this I told him I bad no copy after-dinner Mr. Unpph hefore dinner? Said he . . u Well, we have Mr. Lepew a in com type.' " Mr. Depew spose eauiuy IU Parrot Calks I'm iiBither too hie nor too little I'm just right. My qoal- .rimirable. I'm calm and on ruffled even when burning tip. FOR SALE AT CIGAR STORE OF Craven $,moore. The reporter," he said, nn mn and Said. , 88 to Choate, 'I have them all," but also added: 'Have you any poetry in yours?' Said I: 'Mo.' ,-weu.- said he, 'Choate has." Ana n,or reading it I came to the conclusion that he must have wntteu it nim self." ON HIS AMBASSADORSHIP. "I doubt if any man ever found bis countrymen so glad to get rid of him. As to my repeni appumu- mnnt. I've been told that I resem bled the English convicts who were . t -,,t tr Hntanv Bay. in that i am DU... . . Bent abroad for my country s gooa. A Little girl, being sent to spend the afternoon with inenas, w tnld to be seen and not beard. When the child came back she said she had b-en very good had eaid nothing, buUi&tened to every thing. "And now, dear mamma," asked this little chit, "wnai 1 Chauncey Depew that everybody was talking about? . ,t. "Ti.f.t liltl Sir! nvl!itr, Choate conclnded, "looked at i.er darling, and. then said; h, u:r kr little one, you are not old enough to Understand those things yet.'" ' "There is a town in Western New York," says Chauncey M. Depew, 'that bears my name, and in this . . . A. town some persons by boring tap ped a natural gas well, and there upon formed 'The Depew Natural Gas Company, Limited.' Mr. Choate and I met shortly after this on a public occasion, when both were set down for speeches. He had the last word. After dealing with other matters, he drew from his pocket the prospectus of the gas company and read it. men looked the company, over, looked at me, and, reading the title at the head of the prospectus, -queried with quiet emphasis: 'Why limit- e'd?" Puts an End to It All, A erievous wail oftinies comes as a result of unbearable pain from over Uxed organs, diineea, .backache liver complaint and complaint. But drag store. STATE NORMAL SCHOOL. MONMOUTH, OREGON. .. al..1 tnr liUU-heri. OOUrSM it- ranted ePci!ly for twining teachers for all branches of the proiewiou. -r .Mdi nd unKraaea wore taught in aetual dlttrlct hool. The de mand for graduate, of thl. achool u teacher, far ed. the .upply. The Training De partment which consist, of a nine grade pub Uo Khool of .bout 250 pupil. U well flPPf4 In all branchea. Including Bloyd. Murtc, Drawing and Phy.lcal Training. The Normal conn the bt and qulcke.t way to aui .uceruncate. Fall term, opeu. Beptem-
