The Leader., February 06, 1903, Image 3

m h in g J o in t ®
B it ;
fin g e r«,
toes,
arms,
and
le t parts o f tliu body, are jo in ts
it lare in flam ed and sw ollen by
Jol) uitism — tliat acid condition
th ' blood w h ich affects the mus-
« Liso.
S iile r e rs
dread
to
"J o K ^
Preacher Also a Physician.
The Rev. Charles A. Trot man, pastor
of the Church of the Redeemer, St.
Louis, is also a practicing physician,
having regular office hours during the
week.
For bronchial troubles try Piso’s Cure
for Consumption. It is a rood cough
medicine. A t druggists, (trice '¿ó cents.
gl>t>rM3«Xr0«XK>O0«S<HJ«JCH>0 OOOC h W i
! ST. JACOBS
OIL
An Unlimited Supply.
“ Everything is getting dearer,” (¡aid
the apprehensive citizen.
“ N o ," answered the man who had
been reading about “ How to Circum­
vent the Trusts,” “ advice is as cheap
as ever.” — Washington Star.
m ove, espe-
Barber—Hair’s gcttln’ a tilt thin on
long, i top, sir. Have you tried our hair re-
<1 [th eir c o n d itio n is com m on ly atober Customer (fucetioualy)—Oh. no.
it's not that. It’» worry.—Pick-me-up.
■rsfe in w et weather.
W lgjf—Aa a painter do you think he
It ^ m s been a lo n g t im e sin ce w e h a v e
will be able to make a name for him­
in p v itlio w t H o o d ’ s S a rs a p a rilla .
Mv
self? W ags—He ought to. You see,
h e f th in k s h e c o u ld n o t be w ith o u t it.
Queen Exhibits Bantams.
he's a sign painter.—Philadelphia Rec­
been tr o u b le d w it h rh e u m a tis m
Eight varieties of bantams are being
ord.
C® h»‘ w as a b o y . and H o o d ’s S arsana-
exhibited by the ijneen ol England at
Landlord—I will g ive yon Just three
a i t ih e o m y m e d ic in e h e can ta ke th a t
a show at Barnstable.
duys
to
pay
your
rent.
Artist—All
11 « lia b le h im to ta k e h is pla ce In the
I
right:
suppose
you
make
It
Thanksgiv­
How to Discourage Treating.
Id.’* M ihs A d a D o t y , S id n e y , Io w a .
ing. Christmas, and the Fourth of July.
Gayboy— Have a drink with me?
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L
if
e
.
co d ’s S a rsa p a rilla
Hardhead — Certainly.
Here’ s to
“ What Is a synonym?” asked a you.
and Pilla
Gayboy— Ah, tbat’a good.
teacher. "Pleas«, sir.” said a lad. ’i t ’s
iin iv e th e cause o f rheum atism a word you cun use In place of anoth­
Hardhead— First-rate. Order anoth­
d cure the disease— no ou tw ard er If you don't know how to spell the er round if you like. I belong to tbe
anti-treating league, and have promised
other one.”
p lic a tio n can. T a k e them .
Interviewer—How do you account not to treat; but there’s nothing in the
Order
for your love of music? Drum Major rules about accepting treats.
A "Dead Cinch.”
—Well, when me father was young he right along, old boy. You pay and I ’ ll
“ You college men seem to take life was a furniture mover, and wan day a drink.— New Y'ork Weekly.
Btty easy.”
pianny fell on him.
G r e a t O d d *.
“ Y e - ; even when we graduate we do
"Shure. Ol'm no pnrtlsan, Jerry. Ol
The odds against a whist player hold­
by degrees.”
vote fer the best mum” “ An’ how c'n ing all the trumps are 158,753,389,-
yea tell which wus th’ best man till 899 to 1.
' Petroleum for Rheumatism.
When petroleum was first discovered aftlier th’ votes ar’re counted, Din-
The Basilisk.
this country, it was called rock oil, uy ?” —Colorado Springs Gazette.
d was sold in small víale as a specific
The ancients described tbe basilisk
"So you hud a successful hunting
r rheumatism.
trip?”
"Eminently successful.
W e as a serpent which could kill by its
didn't bring back any game, but no­ very glance. I t lived in a desert be­
i t * o f O h io , c i t y o f tolkdo , t
body was shot by any of the other cause its breath destroyed all vegeta­
| L ucas C o u n t y .
\
l*uunt J. C h k n r y makes oath that he Is the members o f the party.” —Washington tion, thus making a desert of any place
lio r parter o f the tirin of F. J. C u i u r & Co.,
inhabited by it. A basilisk was said
in a business in the C ity of Toleao, County Star.
d State aforesaid, and that said firm w ill pav
“ Next scholar, spell ‘recipient,’ ” said to have caused a deadly ¡«stilence in
h u d ol ONE HITS OKED DOLLARS for ea. n
d every cage of Catarrh that cannot be cured the teacher. Little Elsie did so. “ Now Rome daring tbe time of Pope Leo
the use o f H a l l ’ s C a t a r r h C u re .
IV .
then, what Is a ‘recipient?’ ” “ That's
F R A N K J. C H E N E Y
iwom to before m e and subscribed in my what every bride Is, ’cause the news­
aeence, this 6ih day of December, A . D. 18S6.
Etiquette.
papers always says so.” —Philadelphia
*
A. W. GLEASON,
Mrs. Blank— Is your hasband going
Press.
N o t a r y P u b lic .
to Mrs. Jasun’s funeral?
Catarrh Cure is taicen in te rn a lly and acta
Biggs—1 understand thnt you lost
Mrs. Dash— Decidedly not. She did
7 on the blood and mucous surfaces of
money
on
that
chlcken-rnlslng
experi­
em . Send for testimonials, free,
not return my last call.— Baltimore
ys*
F. J. CH K N KY ¿i CO., Toledo, O.
ment
of
yours.
Boggs—
Yds,
I
did;
but
Star.
told i ■’ druggists. 75c.
I expect to get It all back again. I'm
Haifa F a m ily F ills are the beat.
writing a book ou how to raise chick­
A Threadbare Compensation.
C a u W and E ff e c t .
ens.—Judge.
“ She isn't at alJ handsome.**
“ I onderntand he ia married and hap
Mae—I got even with Bessie for
“ But she’s very good.”
cenfcly come into considerable money.’ *
snubbing me. Ethel—What did you
“ Dear me; that's what they always
“ Whicn was cause and which effect?*'
do? Mae—I told that young man who say.**
calls on her thnt she used to he the
Your Dealer
Why Green Leaves.
ill tell you if he has ever made the best debater In her class nt school.—
"A fte r all, Pat's Yov« lor bis native
mpftrison that the purest, strongest New York Sun.
N ew ltt—The man who can't take a Isle is but natural patriotism.”
id most aromatic spices for sale by
“ Maybe. But it's a little overdone
ly Arm in the Northwest are called little good advice has nobody to blame
ontfpole. I f he doesn’ t believe it, for Ills trouble but himself. Sharpe— when it leads him to believe that the
pfe&aHk him to send to Wadhams & Oh! I don’t know, he’s usually bur­ leaves are green in honor of Ireland.”
errl Bros., Portland, for a sample tin dened with a lot of friends who can’t — New York Times.
any variety he may select, and we’ ll give I t —Philadelphia Press.
ink'on his judgment in favor of Mono-
Blotman—Slo you have read the
lie. Be sure you get this brand from whole of my new story? I ’m sure. It’ s
■ grocer.
awfully good of you. Tyner—Not at
all; I did It on the advice of my doc­
Economy In Eggs..
tor. H e said I needed violent exer­
When eggs are expenisve, it is well
cise, you know.—Boston Transcript
' remember that it is not necessary to
By the Yonkers Route.—"Y1eg, he
)i) a whole egg to get a yolk without
"eftfcing the latter for garnishing, takes a great Interest In prison work.
operate the white and yolk without He has been fam iliar with the Inside
~e*king the latter and poach it hard o f so many of them.” "Indeed! As a
\ salted water.
The white is saved criminal?” "N ot exactly. As an auto-
mobtllst.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer.
r glazing or merinsue, etc. *
A rural exchange has the following
__________ IT C ured
. . . ______ _______________
»Oer first «lay’s useof Dr. Kline’s Great Nerv« on a perpetual office seeker:
ITS _ Send
for F It B B 9 2.00 trial bottle and treat*
ÍB H K lims . Ltd. *31 Arch St.. Philadelphia. Fa He's left this world of storm and strife;
In spite of all advice
An Habitual Offender.
He ran for office all his life.
And
only got there twice!
Jan'
idsiast
Has he broken any records? — Atlanta Constitution.
M u s t B e a r S ig n a tu re o f
He (bitterly)—You have no heart.
Waggles— No, he never breaks any-
ingTbut the babbath.— New York She—What nonsense. H e—It’s the
truth. You flirt outrageously with
every man you meet.
She—Then I
•re will firm Mrs. TYlnslow’s Sooth- must have a very large heart to give
S e . Fac-Sim ile W rapper Below.
g 8yrup the best remedy to us8 lor their a little of It to so many.—Brooklyn
tfidren during the teething period.
Eagle.
Terr email and as easy
“ How does It happen you ran so far ■
to take as augur.
Motor Car in Scotland.
rTha motor car terror in aaid to have behind your ticket?” they asked him.
FOR HEADACHE»
Scotland severely on account ol " I didn't,” said the candidate who had
FOR D IZZINESS.
Imber ol rich tourists who visit escaped defeat by the skin o f his teeth.
FOR B ILIO U SNESS,
i at Country.
In one case a heavy "That is an unfair Inference. I got
FOR TORPID L IV E R .
automobile, running very rapid* the straight vote. The rest o f the tick­
atfeight, plunged into a flock of et simply ran ahead o f me—that's all.”
FOR C O N S TIP A TIO H .
ieep being driven to market, and —Chicago Tribune.
FOR SALLOW S K IM .
rlled and mangled quite a number ol
"D id yon say Hiram lost that hun­
FOR TH E C O M P LE X IO H
B m ■
I
o R a w n r c Murr havs
dred dollars of his In a railway deal?”
“ Y’ es,” answered Mrs. Corntossel, “ X ’íc S t» I Sorely T«retaMe.,
didn’t know he was a financier.” “ He
CURE SIC K HEADACHE.
ain’ t any Thia deal was In a smokin’
car. They started playin’ euchre and
then switched off on another game.” —
Washington Star.
Briggs—I’ ve got a great Idea. Pm
going to Invent an open street car In
which all the seats are end seats.
J t An * t,,ck of •* 8r'PPe le,t me
• • A f t e r I w a * la d a ea d to t r y f A I C A *
whh a bad cough. My friends aaid
Griggs—Don'* you do It. It would be R K T ® . I will never be without them in tbe bouse.
liver was In a very bad shape and mr bead
I pad consumption. I then tried
a dead failure. It la the squeezed and My
ached and 1 had stomach trouble Now. since tak­
r’a Cherry Pectoral and it
sweltering people In the middle who ing Lascarets. I feel fine My wife has also used
with beneficial results for sour stomach. ’
d me promptly.”
make the end seats so delightful.— them
Joe. K kb h lim g lan Congress Be. Bt Louie, Mo.
A. K. Randles, Nokomis. 111.
Boston Transcript.
"Yah, there!" angrily exclaimed Say-
CANDY
mold Storey, who had curled himself
B
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A I n A K T IÇ
>|
ou forgot to buy a bot­
up and gone to sleep on the sunny side
tle of A yer’s Cherry Pec-
o f an ash barrel In the alley. “ W ot ye
pokin' me thataway fur?" “ Oxcusa
¡¡* total when your cold first
THAO« MAAM R U t t n t fO
me. blease,” aaid the ragpicker, drop­
» came on, so you let it run
ping his Iron hook In astonishment.
along. Even now, with
“ I tld not know dere vos a man inside
o f dem ¡’’ —Chicago Tribune.
Pleasant Palatable. Potent. Tasto Good. Xto
all your hard coughing, it
Good. Never Bicken, weakes. or Gripe. lOe. 36c. As
Mr. Housekeep—For goodness sake!
will not disappoint You.
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A Pardonable Mistake.
Stella— I came near miaeing a pro­
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Stella— Yes. He got down on his
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Bazaar.
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