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AN ITALIAN CAPTAIN Cured byPe-ru-na of Catarrh of the Stomach After Doctors Failed. r a p i FO R Lost Hair JOHN POOLE. Foot Morrison S t.. Portland, Or. “ My hair came out by the hand ful, and the gray hairs began to creep in. I tried Ayer's Hair Vigor, and it stopped the hair from com ing out and restored the color.” — Mrs. M. D .G ray, No. Salem, M ass. | Knleker—“ Were there any suspicious ¡•liaructers about?" B oeker-"O n ly two policemen." Customer—\\ hen \this cm ct.ii | As they reckon time: “ How Ion* has killed? Walter—We don’t t»h dates with fh J ° n tlle ,t a * e?” "Only about three divorce*."—Chicago Record-iler chicken, sir. Only b aud butter. 1 aid. The P lace tAw It. S A LE . One Second Hand Nichols A Shepard Separator, size 4®-*U, w ith w ind stacker, only run 4U days; a bargain. Inquire of ............................... ......................... . >•<! There’s a pleasure in offering such a prepara tion as Ayer’s Hair Vigor. It gives to all who use it such s a tis fa c tio n . The hair b ecom es th ic k e r, longer, softer, and more glossy. And you feel so secure in using such an old and reliable prepara tion. tl.M • M ile. All drcfllit*. ‘ • You don't know w h »t Good Spice, u unless you have tried ; m o n o p o l e i Q ^ From vou r grocer. I f he doesn't handle them we ll send a sain pie fo r h i» name and a stamp. .1 W A D H A M S & KER R BROS. , P irtland J ! ixSXsXD (SKsXfiXS) txsxsxa)^ *x$îxë)( 9 M 9 Some one has named a cigar after Tees— I suppose slg" to the moun Mary MacLane. It emits a blue flame tains this summer. #ual. Old Indian W a r Pension» and sulphurous Congress ha* Ju*t pasted a law *r a n tin « pen smoke.—St. Paul Je ss—Oh, no! Sh«8 become quit« sion* to the survivors and to the w idow * of d e Globe. y ceased soldier# of the Oregon. \\ ashiagtea au4 plump, and has dePed a good fig California Indian w ar« of 1847 to Full in- Nathan Hale Is reported to have said: ure. tormatiou w ill be sent by Byinaton Jk VAilao«. I am sorry that I am not a eat. so I No. 728 seventeenth Street. N\ aahlnaton. » . U . Teas—Well? or Branch offlee No. 442 Parrott building, liar could give nine lives to my country.” — Je ss —She'll go the seashore, of Francisco., Cal. Fees lim ited by law. Harvard Lampoon. course.—Phlladclp Press. • Derer di«agrees with any I f your druggist cannot supply you, C r n e ie k o o . body. “ Yes; that's what makes It so send us one dollar and w e w ill express "Ah. Miss Breer began the roman- 1 you a bottle, lie suro and giv e the name disagreeable to have blm around ” - o f your nearest express othee. Address, tic young man, "lo re the beautiful. Indianapolis News. 7 J . C .A V K R C O ., Low ell, Mass. AIT AIN O. BKRTOLKTTO. I am a lover of pTy. I am a—” Captain O. Uertoletto of tlie Italian .... .. ,, , ---------- . I''a,her- " 'V e ll. my son. what did you “ Cuckoo;” Infected a small voice Barque Linoelles,” in a recent letter learu at school to-day?” I.ittlo l ‘roc- In the clock. Aithen the romantic from the chief ollice of the Italian ‘ » » - “ Not to sass Tommy McNutt'” - young man bit h|ongue. AND Barque I.incelles, Pensacola, Kla., (-'1,|cngo Dally News. C r u s t« B lo w , wr', . . Bragge “ I was knocked senseless by r " F O R T L A M O ÒP f “ I think I nevauw Squlbob so ut ‘ ' havd suffered for several years a cricket-ball two years ago ” The bov F o u n d e d 1870 terly crushed ns was when his first Ti!thaCh.r0n C t a ta " h the stomach. In the ............................. yer expeck poem appeared I,"lie Dally Bread." A H om o S ch ool fo r B o y o The doctors prescribed tor me without ter get over It?” r f . h i . M i l i t a r y a n d M a n u a l T r a in in o my receiving the least benefit. Through t over it/ —Tit-Bits. "W hat was thiiatter? Some typo W rit a f o r lllu a t r a t e d C a t a l o g n o one of you r pam phlets I began the use I ruth's echo: “ Good men. you know graphical error Ithe poem?” of Peruna, and tw o bottles have en are scarce." “ Yes. I know, and even “ No; that watt It. What crushed tirely cured m e. I recommend Peruna bad men have to make themselves so him was that tlipoper was sold for 2 to all my frien d s.” —O. Bertoletto. at times.” —Boston Courier. cents a copy tx morulng. Just as In catarrh of the stomach, as well The optimist: Grandpa—"Well. Hor usual."—Chicago." ribune. HOI I T S SC H O O L as cactarrh of any other part of the Parents desirin g home influences, beau tifu l I body, Peruna is the remedy. As has ace we haven't caught any iish; it's surroundings, perfect clim ate, careful super- ; T h e Id e a . But ------- we had vision, and thorough mental, m oral and phys often been said, if Peruna will cure hard lines.'' . IIo ra c e -“ ---- - - good “ Ju st thiuk of >ose scientist* climb- b ical _________ train ing _________ fo r their boys, w ill find all these catarrh in one part, it will cure catarrh * * “ * worin* " —Chicago News, InK up those V canoes and peeping requirements fu lly met at Hoi H o ltt’s School. Menlo lunty, CaL in any other part of the body. 1 ugllistic.—Nell—“ Did Miss Bilyums down Into their alter*" shivered Mrs. ‘ ‘¿ knÄ C“ - vXUU IUI Tw elth year begins August »2th. Catarrh is catarrh wheiever it is lo- ”.f ! lf 11 was a s,‘vel'*‘ blow when she Fosdlck. IR A G. HO ITT. Th. !>.. Principal. cated, and the remedy that will cine it J do t get ,he Prince?" Belle—“ Yes, “ They wished 9 get an Inside view a•••• anywhere « ill cure it everywhere. slJe ,ook the count Philadelphia of the situation,' explained Mr. Foa- $ W. 3 L. Dnigla• & $ 3 ? shoes £ 2 are S the H O ES stardard o f the a/(W4. if you do not receive prompt and sat- Re00rd- dlt-k. W. L. Bouvlax made and sold more h im V iafactory results from tiie usa of Peruna, * Hardhead—“ Well, every man has a b Tf.r w.‘lt II.n t S.w .4 Pro...« -hi»-. In Ik. *r# T h e F e n H r in e V i e w o f I t . • I . m o n th , ot ISO * t h . n H I o lh t-r n a n . r m ' l . n e . write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving riffht to his opinion.” P e p p re v -“ Yes **But It takes tro to make a bargain, <M n n e n kkw ■ »m» w iiii» imi.i i« n io M w*. ; Boa;ding School for Young Men ! a full statement of your case, and ha but the trouble Is he can't be made to >b I U .U 'J U • »n dl.nrtmt till« ____ will he pleased to give you his valuable realize that there may he a wrong to you know,” sildihe man In the case. w : ’L. D O U C L A S S 4 S H O E S ^ Finest situation on Pacific ( ’oast. Ex- « “ Of course It does," replied the C A N N O T BE E X C E L L E O . advice gratis. It "-Philadelphia Press • cellent Faculty. Largest indoor c o lle g j « AuureHP an President I’rpwidpnt r»f “ t i . of . maiden fair. “ A dollar article lsn t a • athletic Held .in the world. Over half ] Address ur. Dr. iiartm Hartman, of u , i i r . s 2 o i ¡ » ¡ s l j i . tuo . oo * SCHOOLS COLLEGES. BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY w. Columbia University i an acre under an arched root. Best imported and American teat here. He-ftl* .an itarinm , Columbus, ly c o n c e a l« ™ ^ " 1 °ÎT . "‘e P“ e ^ Cal'. Enamel. Bnx Calf. Calf. Viri Kid. Cvema I Patent Catalogues Free. Colt, Nat. Kangaroo. F a a t C o lo r E y e to ti Cayenne: “ until I read his hooks l f •uitinri I The genuine have W . L. DOUGLAF ® Address ^ L a u u o n I name and price Ktampcrl on bottooafc, F lo w S h e O o t H im . thought It was due to modesty.” “ Isn't Shoes by m a i1, 2 iic. ex tra. Illu e . Catalog frea . Took Him Up. “ Where in the world did she ever get I R E V . M. A. QUINLAN, C. S . C. • It?” “ No. Discretion."—Washington W. L. DOUGLAS, BROCKTON. M A S ». that ugly little lop-iided husband of % Sandy Pikes — What did de lady Star. U niversity Park, Oregon N o. 3 4 - 4 * 0 2 . hers?" ay alien yer told her yor was an old X . P . X. U. F ar from It: Girl with the Gibson- I .. . . . .. . . . . • « • • » lefobat? “ That’s one of her finds." girl neck 'Ia n Bllliwlnk has begun to H E N w r i t 'n g t o M l v e r t l . e r . plem M I Billy Coalgate— She told me to go out show her age. hasn't she?” Girl with “ One of her finds?" THE HEW PENSION LAWS n tio n t u l . p o p a r. life woodpile and do de split. “ Why, ye*. Didn’t you know she was A p p l y t o N a t h a n B i c k f o b d , the Julia Marlowe dimple—“ I should say not She's begun to try to hide it.” a bargain fiend?" — Cleveland Plain A T IO U N K Y . \' A8HINUTO N. l>. L . iTa olu p _______- - (’.111.»*»« O re on George, It was her first ride In an automobile P R U S S IA N S T O C K FO O D , "dnd now-, George,'’ said the blush An Infallible Prescription. th e G rea test C o n d itio n e r and S to c k F a tte n e r know a. ing and practical maiden, “ since every and she was deeply interested In the Patient— Doctor, tell me something H OR SES d o m o re w o r k on less feed. C O W S tflve m ore and richer thing is settled and I have consented to horn that was used to notify people to to make the time pass more quickly. m ilk. HOGS g r o w and fa tten quicker i f given this food . clear the way. “ Papa.” she said. Ju st now it drags so that I have noth ihare your lot— ” M A K E S P IG S G R OW . G O O D FOR S T U N T E D C A L V E S . lb a v e been fe e d in g Prussian Stock F ood to m y th orou ghb red swine, i t g iv e s th a w “ Well?” he returned. "M ake It snore ing to think of except myself. “ Yes, darling!” an ap p e tite and m akes th e p igs g r o w . 1 also trie d It on stunted calves w ith satlsfaa> ------------ El| ‘ . W. UROOME, E lg in , ---- to ry resu lte—F Neb. “ Perhaps you’d bettei see about hav some more.” —Chicago Post. Doctor— Indorse a note, falling due Prussian Remedy Co.. St. Paul, Nina. ing a house on it .” F R E E : 68-page H a n d B ook. in three months for a bit more than ‘H aven’t you read that lovely new your income affords. j E . J . K O W K N , C o a s t A g e n t s . P o r t l a n d , O r e ., a n d S e a t t l e , W a s h . novel?" asked the first summer girl. “ No,” replied the other, "the only edi tion of It I’ ve seen has a horrid yellow cover that doesn’t accord with any of ,ny gowns."—Philadelphia Press. Sociable: "W ell, well,” remarked * V Farm er Korntop at the Zoo, “ this here lion ’pears to be real good-natured." i “ Mebbe,” suggested his good wife, "It's i » a one o' them social lions ye read about begins in the bowels. It's the unclean In the papers.” —Philadelphia Press. / up G e n u in e “ This Is a remarkable climate.” said places that breed infectious epidemics, the tourist. “ It Is,” answered the old and it’s the unclean body—unclean in settler. “ Ever since I have been here I have wondered how a'clim ate could side—that “ catches" the disease. A change so many times a day and every person whose stomach and bowels time for the worse.” —Washington Star. are kept clean and whose liver is live Upgardson—" l hear there Is some complaint that the continual dampness ly, and blood pure, is safe against yel Is rendering many pianos useless.” M iia t B e a r S i g n a t u r e o f low fever, or any other of the dread Atom—"I have heard of its ruining a great many pianos, but I haven’t heard ful diseases that desolate our beautiful any complain about I t ” —Chicago Trlb- land. Some of the cleanest people upe. See F s o Simile W rapper Below. 'The superintendent—"Now. children, outside are filthiest inside, and they why do we love to go to the beautiful are the ones who not only “ catch" T a tj em ail a n d a s easy parks? What do we find there that Is to take M a n g a r# alw ays freslisr and purer than It Is in the infections, but endanger the lives the city?” Truthful Tommy iwith TOR HEADACHE. There's only one certain w a y of keeping of all their friends and relatives, cheerful promptness)—“ Pop-corn, sir!” FOR DIZZINESS. ase and that is to take C A S C A R E T S . clean inside so as to prevent disease —Ex. FOR BILIOUSNESS. “ Yes. count, in all the park there Is FOR TORPID LIVER. Perfect disinfectant and bowel strengthened. A ll diseases are no place I like so well as under this PILI» FOR CONSTIPATION. old. old tree." (Sighing sentimentally.) FOR SALLOW SKIN. “ There are tender associations, you __FOR THE COMPLEXION „ee.” “ Aha. I comprehend, maru'selle. O K H V I N T l must m vt jqewATuaj You have yourself pirated the tree!” — êwe I ra re ly VafMaMo., Punch. _CU RE S IC K H E A D A C H E . " I can’t Imagine anything more un satisfactory than a meal at oar hoard ing house." said the chronic kicker. Mitchell Wagon . "N o?” replied the Impressionable young man. “ EvMently yon never got a kiss from your best girl over the telephone." —Philadelphia Press. .he Hartman SENT FREE L W ABSOLUTE SECURITY, DEATH f i r III iliif Carter's Little L iver Pills. CARTERS m P R E V E N T E D Best on Earth — I f* T * u ** !t ,s m a d e o f th e b e st m a te r ia l p o ssib le It Th* manufacturer* absolutely pay 21 i 10 p..r r.Mit alm vp th e m a r k e t p rl« » of beat I fraales o f w ag o n tim b e r fo r th e p r i v ile g e o f c u l ling o c e r and s k im m in g o ff th e c r e a m o f th e agon stn rj{, w h ic h tn ra rrle d fo r 1 In 4 y e a r s be- S're m a k in g u p. w h ic h m e a n s an In v e s tm e n t la w .rA 1* ? * o f n e a r ly on e m illio n d o lla rs , n - ii. ^ E L L W a g o n s a re u n s u rp a s s e d for L ' , n ,v ' P ro po rtio n , fin ish , s t re n g th a n d Ugh* Jn in jiin g . 'T b y —ta k e < h M C « 1 on a n v o th e r* I t, u -• • \ Ml IVHKT.T* M i t c h e l l , L e a r la A S t a v e r C o » Seattle. bpokana Boise A g e n t s E v e r ) ’ w h ere. H e's all right: First congressman— | “ You have voted against every meas ure that was for the best Interests of the nation. What will you say to your constituents when you get home?” Second congressman—"S a y ? I'll toll ’em I've got an appropriation for Mud Creek.” —New York Weekly. B a k e r — "Didn't see you in yonr auto mobile yesterday." Butler—"That was because I was -under It probably. That's where I spent the greater part of the day. fixing things that badgotout of kilter. I don't know as I sbsll get much riding In my machine: but I shall learn a powerful lot about machinery —Boston Transcript. B Y 10c. 25c. 50c. a ll NEVER SO LD IN BULK. d r u g g is t s » a i | f \ P ff* I I 11 I III II I I U v l l L _______ «H h a w e l «ro n h i e * , • p p f i n l l r l t l s , bfl- a t h ______ , h ad b lo o d , w in d lotiw n eaa. h a d b r n e ____ o n th#* • t o r n a r l i , b l o a t e d b o w e l « , f o u l m o n t h , h e a d a c h h e e . I n d i g e s t i o n , p i m p l e « , l i v e r tro u b le , « a llo w c o m p le x io n ■ I N to c a r . o r m o n . ) r r lo iK ir d . T o r r x i i F iv e y e a r « a g o th e llr s t b o * o f ( A l l A l > K T 4 w u i «o ld . S o w I t 1« _____a v e r « 1 * m i l l i o n b o * e a a , — year , g r e a t e r th a n any s im ila r m e d frt a e fa th e w o r ld . T h U la a h a o l n t « p r w f • f s r r a t m e r it a n d o *»r b e a t te s t im o n ia l. W e h a v e f a i t h a n d w i l l e e ll C A D f A k E T I a b a o l a t e l y g u a r a n t e e d t o e a r n o » m o n e y r e l o a d e d . O « b o y t o d a y , t w o ftO e h o s e * , g i v e t h e n a f a i r , h o o eat t r i a l , o « p e r «lr> > | e d t r e e t lo n « . a n d I f y o n a r t n o t a a M a f l » d , a f t e r a « l r g o a e S * r b o x . r e t a r n t h e n a n a e d •"© e b o v a n d th e e m p t y h o * to a s b y m att, o r th e d r o g g la t f r o m w h o m y o u p o r r h a o e d It, a n d g e t y o a r m o n e y h a r k f o r b o th h n t e * . T a h o o a r a d v le e - n o a i a t t e r w b n t n fla y o n « t a r t to d a y . W e a l t h w i l l « a l e k l y f o l l o w a n d y o u w i l l b l e w th e d a y y o u t l r » t d a r t e d th e u# e • ' ( A S t 'A K I . T * . R e e k f r e e b y M a i L G U AR AN TEED Id lire«: hTilLPO BEIEDf CO., HEX VOfta or i Ml« AbO. J