AN ITALIAN CAPTAIN
Cured byPe-ru-na of Catarrh of the
Stomach After Doctors Failed.
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Lost Hair
JOHN POOLE.
Foot Morrison S t.. Portland, Or.
“ My hair came out by the hand
ful, and the gray hairs began to
creep in. I tried Ayer's Hair Vigor,
and it stopped the hair from com
ing out and restored the color.” —
Mrs. M. D .G ray, No. Salem, M ass.
| Knleker—“ Were there any suspicious
¡•liaructers about?" B oeker-"O n ly two
policemen."
Customer—\\ hen \this cm ct.ii |
As they reckon time: “ How Ion* has killed?
Walter—We don’t t»h dates with
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° n tlle ,t a * e?” "Only about
three divorce*."—Chicago Record-iler chicken, sir. Only b aud butter. 1
aid.
The P lace tAw It.
S A LE .
One Second Hand Nichols A Shepard
Separator, size 4®-*U, w ith w ind stacker,
only run 4U days; a bargain. Inquire of
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There’s a pleasure in
offering such a prepara
tion as Ayer’s Hair Vigor.
It gives to all who use it
such s a tis fa c tio n . The
hair b ecom es th ic k e r,
longer, softer, and more
glossy. And you feel so
secure in using such an
old and reliable prepara
tion.
tl.M • M ile. All drcfllit*.
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You don't know w h »t Good Spice, u
unless you have tried
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From vou r grocer. I f he doesn't handle
them we ll send a sain pie fo r h i» name
and a stamp.
.1 W A D H A M S & KER R BROS. , P irtland
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Some one has named a cigar after
Tees— I suppose slg" to the moun
Mary MacLane. It emits a blue flame tains this summer. #ual.
Old Indian W a r Pension»
and
sulphurous
Congress ha* Ju*t pasted a law *r a n tin « pen
smoke.—St. Paul
Je ss—Oh, no! Sh«8 become quit«
sion* to the survivors and to the w idow * of d e
Globe.
y
ceased soldier# of the Oregon. \\ ashiagtea au4
plump, and has dePed a good fig
California Indian w ar« of 1847 to
Full in-
Nathan Hale Is reported to have said: ure.
tormatiou w ill be sent by Byinaton Jk VAilao«.
I am sorry that I am not a eat. so I
No. 728 seventeenth Street. N\ aahlnaton. » . U .
Teas—Well?
or Branch offlee No. 442 Parrott building, liar
could give nine lives to my country.” —
Je ss —She'll go the seashore, of
Francisco., Cal. Fees lim ited by law.
Harvard Lampoon.
course.—Phlladclp Press.
•
Derer di«agrees with any
I f your druggist cannot supply you,
C r n e ie k o o .
body.
“ Yes; that's what makes It so
send us one dollar and w e w ill express
"Ah. Miss Breer began the roman- 1
you a bottle, lie suro and giv e the name
disagreeable to have blm around ” -
o f your nearest express othee. Address,
tic young man, "lo re the beautiful.
Indianapolis News.
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J . C .A V K R C O ., Low ell, Mass.
AIT AIN O. BKRTOLKTTO.
I am a lover of pTy. I am a—”
Captain
O.
Uertoletto
of
tlie
Italian
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“ Cuckoo;” Infected a small voice
Barque Linoelles,” in a recent letter learu at school to-day?” I.ittlo l ‘roc- In the clock. Aithen the romantic
from the chief ollice of the Italian ‘ » » - “ Not to sass Tommy McNutt'” - young man bit h|ongue.
AND
Barque I.incelles,
Pensacola, Kla., (-'1,|cngo Dally News.
C r u s t« B lo w ,
wr', .
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Bragge “ I was knocked senseless by
r " F O R T L A M O ÒP f
“ I think I nevauw Squlbob so ut
‘ ' havd suffered for several years a cricket-ball two years ago ” The bov
F o u n d e d 1870
terly crushed ns was when his first
Ti!thaCh.r0n C t a ta " h
the stomach. In the .............................
yer expeck poem appeared I,"lie Dally Bread."
A H om o S ch ool fo r B o y o
The doctors prescribed tor me without ter get over It?” r f . h i .
M i l i t a r y a n d M a n u a l T r a in in o
my receiving the least benefit. Through
t over it/ —Tit-Bits.
"W hat was thiiatter? Some typo
W rit a f o r lllu a t r a t e d C a t a l o g n o
one of you r pam phlets I began the use
I ruth's echo: “ Good men. you know graphical error Ithe poem?”
of Peruna, and tw o bottles have en are scarce." “ Yes. I know, and even
“ No; that watt It. What crushed
tirely cured m e. I recommend Peruna bad men have to make themselves so
him was that tlipoper was sold for 2
to all my frien d s.” —O. Bertoletto.
at times.” —Boston Courier.
cents a copy tx morulng. Just as
In catarrh of the stomach, as well
The optimist: Grandpa—"Well. Hor usual."—Chicago." ribune.
HOI I T S SC H O O L
as cactarrh of any other part of the
Parents desirin g home influences, beau tifu l I
body, Peruna is the remedy. As has ace we haven't caught any iish; it's
surroundings,
perfect clim ate, careful super- ;
T h e Id e a .
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we had
vision, and thorough mental, m oral and phys
often been said, if Peruna will cure hard lines.''
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- - good
“ Ju st thiuk of >ose scientist* climb- b ical
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fo r their boys, w ill find all these
catarrh in one part, it will cure catarrh
* * “ * worin* " —Chicago News, InK up those V canoes and peeping requirements fu lly met at Hoi
H o ltt’s School. Menlo
lunty, CaL
in any other part of the body.
1 ugllistic.—Nell—“ Did Miss Bilyums down Into their alter*" shivered Mrs. ‘ ‘¿ knÄ
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Tw elth year begins August »2th.
Catarrh is catarrh wheiever it is lo- ”.f !
lf 11 was a s,‘vel'*‘ blow when she Fosdlck.
IR A G. HO ITT. Th. !>.. Principal.
cated, and the remedy that will cine it J do t get ,he Prince?" Belle—“ Yes,
“ They wished 9 get an Inside view
a••••
anywhere « ill cure it everywhere.
slJe ,ook the count
Philadelphia of the situation,' explained Mr. Foa-
$ W. 3 L. Dnigla•
& $ 3 ? shoes
£ 2 are S the H
O ES
stardard o f the a/(W4.
if you do not receive prompt and sat- Re00rd-
dlt-k.
W. L. Bouvlax made and sold more h im V
iafactory results from tiie usa of Peruna, * Hardhead—“ Well, every man has a
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T h e F e n H r in e V i e w o f I t .
• I . m o n th , ot ISO * t h . n H I o lh t-r n a n . r m ' l . n e .
write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving riffht to his opinion.” P e p p re v -“ Yes
**But
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takes
tro
to
make
a
bargain,
<M n n e n kkw ■ »m» w iiii» imi.i i« n io M w*.
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Boa;ding
School
for
Young
Men
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a full statement of your case, and ha but the trouble Is he can't be made to
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will he pleased to give you his valuable realize that there may he a wrong to you know,” sildihe man In the case.
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maiden fair. “ A dollar article lsn t a • athletic Held .in the world. Over half ]
Address ur.
Dr. iiartm
Hartman,
of
u , i i r . s 2 o i ¡ » ¡ s l j i . tuo . oo *
SCHOOLS
COLLEGES.
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
w.
Columbia University
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an acre under an arched root.
Best imported and American teat here. He-ftl*
.an itarinm , Columbus, ly c o n c e a l« ™ ^ " 1
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Cal'. Enamel. Bnx Calf. Calf. Viri Kid. Cvema
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Catalogues Free.
Colt, Nat. Kangaroo. F a a t C o lo r E y e to ti
Cayenne: “ until I read his hooks l
f •uitinri I The genuine have W . L. DOUGLAF
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Address
^ L a u u o n I name and price Ktampcrl on bottooafc,
F lo w S h e O o t H im .
thought It was due to modesty.” “ Isn't
Shoes by m a i1, 2 iic. ex tra. Illu e . Catalog frea .
Took Him Up.
“ Where in the world did she ever get I R E V . M. A. QUINLAN, C. S . C. •
It?”
“ No. Discretion."—Washington
W. L. DOUGLAS, BROCKTON. M A S ».
that ugly little lop-iided husband of %
Sandy Pikes — What did de lady Star.
U niversity Park, Oregon
N o. 3 4 - 4 * 0 2 .
hers?"
ay alien yer told her yor was an old
X . P . X. U.
F ar from It: Girl with the Gibson-
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lefobat?
“ That’s one of her finds."
girl neck 'Ia n Bllliwlnk has begun to
H E N w r i t 'n g t o M l v e r t l . e r . plem M I
Billy Coalgate— She told me to go out show her age. hasn't she?” Girl with
“ One of her finds?"
THE HEW PENSION LAWS
n tio n t u l . p o p a r.
life woodpile and do de split.
“ Why, ye*. Didn’t you know she was A p p l y t o N a t h a n B i c k f o b d ,
the Julia Marlowe dimple—“ I should
say not She's begun to try to hide it.” a bargain fiend?" — Cleveland Plain A T IO U N K Y . \' A8HINUTO N. l>. L .
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O re on George,
It was her first ride In an automobile
P R U S S IA N S T O C K FO O D ,
"dnd now-, George,'’ said the blush
An Infallible Prescription.
th e G rea test C o n d itio n e r and S to c k F a tte n e r know a.
ing and practical maiden, “ since every and she was deeply interested In the
Patient— Doctor, tell me something
H OR SES d o m o re w o r k on less feed. C O W S tflve m ore and richer
thing is settled and I have consented to horn that was used to notify people to to make the time pass more quickly.
m ilk. HOGS g r o w and fa tten quicker i f given this food .
clear the way.
“ Papa.” she said. Ju st now it drags so that I have noth
ihare your lot— ”
M A K E S P IG S G R OW . G O O D FOR S T U N T E D C A L V E S .
lb a v e been fe e d in g Prussian Stock F ood to m y th orou ghb red swine, i t g iv e s th a w
“ Well?” he returned. "M ake It snore ing to think of except myself.
“ Yes, darling!”
an ap p e tite and m akes th e p igs g r o w . 1 also trie d It on stunted calves w ith satlsfaa>
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“ Perhaps you’d bettei see about hav some more.” —Chicago Post.
Doctor— Indorse a note, falling due
Prussian Remedy Co.. St. Paul, Nina.
ing a house on it .”
F R E E : 68-page H a n d B ook.
in
three
months
for
a
bit
more
than
‘H aven’t you read that lovely new
your
income
affords.
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novel?" asked the first summer girl.
“ No,” replied the other, "the only edi
tion of It I’ ve seen has a horrid yellow
cover that doesn’t accord with any of
,ny gowns."—Philadelphia Press.
Sociable: "W ell, well,” remarked
* V
Farm er Korntop at the Zoo, “ this here
lion ’pears to be real good-natured." i
“ Mebbe,” suggested his good wife, "It's
i »
a
one o' them social lions ye read about
begins in the bowels. It's the unclean
In the papers.” —Philadelphia Press.
/ up
G e n u in e
“ This Is a remarkable climate.” said
places that breed infectious epidemics,
the tourist. “ It Is,” answered the old
and it’s the unclean body—unclean in
settler. “ Ever since I have been here
I have wondered how a'clim ate could
side—that “ catches" the disease. A
change so many times a day and every
person whose stomach and bowels
time for the worse.” —Washington Star.
are kept clean and whose liver is live
Upgardson—" l hear there Is some
complaint that the continual dampness
ly, and blood pure, is safe against yel
Is rendering many pianos useless.”
M iia t B e a r S i g n a t u r e o f
low fever, or any other of the dread
Atom—"I have heard of its ruining a
great many pianos, but I haven’t heard
ful diseases that desolate our beautiful
any complain about I t ” —Chicago Trlb-
land. Some of the cleanest people
upe.
See F s o Simile W rapper Below.
'The superintendent—"Now. children,
outside are filthiest inside, and they
why do we love to go to the beautiful
are the ones who not only “ catch"
T a tj em ail a n d a s easy
parks? What do we find there that Is
to take M a n g a r#
alw ays freslisr and purer than It Is in
the infections, but endanger the lives
the city?”
Truthful Tommy iwith
TOR HEADACHE.
There's
only one certain w a y of keeping
of
all
their
friends
and
relatives,
cheerful promptness)—“ Pop-corn, sir!”
FOR DIZZINESS.
ase
and
that is to take C A S C A R E T S .
clean
inside
so
as
to
prevent
disease
—Ex.
FOR BILIOUSNESS.
“ Yes. count, in all the park there Is
FOR TORPID LIVER.
Perfect disinfectant and bowel strengthened. A ll diseases are
no place I like so well as under this
PILI» FOR CONSTIPATION.
old. old tree." (Sighing sentimentally.)
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
“ There are tender associations, you
__FOR THE COMPLEXION
„ee.” “ Aha. I comprehend, maru'selle.
O K H V I N T l must m vt jqewATuaj
You have yourself pirated the tree!” —
êwe I ra re ly VafMaMo.,
Punch.
_CU RE S IC K H E A D A C H E .
" I can’t Imagine anything more un
satisfactory than a meal at oar hoard
ing house." said the chronic kicker.
Mitchell Wagon .
"N o?” replied the Impressionable young
man. “ EvMently yon never got a kiss
from your best girl over the telephone."
—Philadelphia Press.
.he Hartman
SENT FREE L W
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY,
DEATH
f i r
III iliif
Carter's
Little L iver Pills.
CARTERS
m
P R E V E N T E D
Best on Earth —
I f* T * u ** !t ,s m a d e o f th e b e st m a te r ia l p o ssib le
It
Th* manufacturer* absolutely pay
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p..r r.Mit alm vp th e m a r k e t p rl« » of beat
I fraales o f w ag o n tim b e r fo r th e p r i v ile g e o f c u l
ling o c e r and s k im m in g o ff th e c r e a m o f th e
agon stn rj{, w h ic h tn ra rrle d fo r 1 In 4 y e a r s be-
S're m a k in g u p. w h ic h m e a n s an In v e s tm e n t la
w .rA 1* ? * o f n e a r ly on e m illio n d o lla rs ,
n - ii. ^ E L L W a g o n s a re u n s u rp a s s e d for
L ' , n ,v ' P ro po rtio n , fin ish , s t re n g th a n d Ugh*
Jn in jiin g .
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Seattle.
bpokana
Boise
A g e n t s E v e r ) ’ w h ere.
H e's all right: First congressman— |
“ You have voted against every meas
ure that was for the best Interests of
the nation. What will you say to your
constituents when you get home?”
Second congressman—"S a y ? I'll toll
’em I've got an appropriation for Mud
Creek.” —New York Weekly.
B a k e r — "Didn't see you in yonr auto
mobile yesterday." Butler—"That was
because I was -under It probably.
That's where I spent the greater part
of the day. fixing things that badgotout
of kilter. I don't know as I sbsll get
much riding In my machine: but I shall
learn a powerful lot about machinery
—Boston Transcript.
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w i l l e e ll C A D f A k E T I a b a o l a t e l y g u a r a n t e e d t o e a r n o »
m o n e y r e l o a d e d . O « b o y t o d a y , t w o ftO e h o s e * , g i v e t h e n a
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w h o m y o u p o r r h a o e d It, a n d g e t y o a r m o n e y h a r k f o r b o th
h n t e * . T a h o o a r a d v le e - n o a i a t t e r w b n t n fla y o n « t a r t to
d a y . W e a l t h w i l l « a l e k l y f o l l o w a n d y o u w i l l b l e w th e d a y
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