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About Lane County leader. (Cottage Grove, Lane County, Or.) 1903-1905 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 12, 1904)
Ayers ;conomy a strong point, w ith j’s S a r s a p a r illa . A , lasts lon ger and does He—She married Sparkles to reform ¿re good than an y other, him. She—Indeed. He Booms huppy. is the o n ly medicine of can tru ly be said ) DOSES ONE DOLLAR He ls. She failed.— Exchange. “ You hold my future happiness," he told the girl. "W hy don't you hold it yourself?" she asked, coyly.— Chicago Post. Feed your hair; nourish it; give it something to live on. Then it will stop falling, and will grow long and heavy. Ayer’s Hair Vigor is the only A N U P - T O - D A T E N A V A JO . n » U In d ia n M u ni a ti W a n t « a G o-C a rt F o r H e r P a p o o se . Hair Vigor There ls uo prouder mother among the Indian women at the World's Fair Indian colony than Skyblue, a Nava o woman. Skyblue la not only proud of her little 3-moutbs- old Chee, but she la also ambitious for her baby’s rights. Skyblue believes that Cliee la uow a World's Fair baby, and bus a perfect right to the dignity o f such a title, that she should. In keep ing with such dig nity, possess a mod ern baby carriage. -S ummer R heumatism Tho idea that Rheumatism is strictly a winter disease, that comes from exposure or cold, is w rong; a spell of indigestion, torpidity o f the liver, inactive state o f the kidneys, or sudden cooling o f the body when over-heated, being frequent causes o f an attack. Rheumatism is due to an over-acid , condition o f the blood and bad circulation. As it flows through the body the blood deposits an acrid corrosive tediment in the joints and NO D3B c ru tch es . muscles, . and the circulation . w w o r s t fo r “ m . at„ T t*ak °* aclatl° Bhaumatism in ita . . . h e p u n w as so in te n s e I beca m e prows sluggish because of c o m p le te ly p r o s tr a te d . H a v in g heard 8. S. 8 . r e - the constant accumulation ¡>?«nm .n d»d f o r B h su m A tism , I d e cid ed to g iv e "Experience, you know. Is a good teacher. ’ "Yes, hut I wish there were Mississippi Congressman, says more vacations in that school."— Chi Orleans Picayune, once o w n - cago Post. ba ml some pair of light gray "A r e your intentions toward the L rs wiiicb were much ailmircd widow serious?" “ Ob. very. 1 am go coho i'll neighbors. L'ufortuu- ing, if possible, to get out of marry " My hair used to be very abort. But after L they became spotted, ing her.” — Life. SQCAW AND BABY. S k y b ,ue attendt>d using Ayer's Muir Vigor a short time it begun to prow, mid now it is fourteen inches long. I c . , . . i t a trial, a n d a ft e r I h ad t a k e n a few b o ttle s filers, Charlie." said the Congress- Tltis seems a splendid result to rue after being Tailor— Do you want padded shoul im pu rities, End I was a b le to h o b b le around on cru tches, a n d the opening of the Model Playgrounds ; 01 a c i d almost without tiny hair.” to a negro servant who had long ders, my little man? Willie— Naw; the other day. There she saw dainty when the system is in such y « r y soon h ad n o use f o r th em a t a l l , 3. ^ a. h a v- Mas. J. 11. tir ic u , Colorado Springs, Colo, .... - V ,, .. . i n g cured m e sou n d a n d w e ll. A l l th e d ilt r e s s in g Lted them, "take these trousers pad de pants! Dut's where I need ft 00 a bottle. J. C. AYKIt CO., little carriages, upholstered in blue I c o n d it io n xvheumatism IS p a in s h a v e l e f t m e, m y a p p e tite hsa retu rn ed , an d All <1 rugtrist s. T.owell. Mass. j dean them.” it most.— Chicago News. silk, with tiny white bankets and coun liable to come out at any I ant h a p p y t o b e a g a in r e s to re d t o p erfect h e a lth . f o r Fliarile took them home, and after M RS. JAM ES K E L L , terpanes with lace edges. Skyblue took time, winter or summer. It "D id Jerrold get anything out of his , OOt U . St., N . W ., W a s h in g to n . D . C. j days of careful luuctlvity brought her own little Chee to the baby’s party, | is hastened and provoked rich uncle's estate?" "W ell, rather— jin back. strapped In the leather and bark by exposure to cold, damp air, sudden cooling o f the body when over "Scuse me, boss,” he said, “ hut he married the daughter of the attor \ papoose frame, to her back. Chee was heated, ■. bad spell o f indigestion, or anything that is calculated to fur Lib to gracious, seem like Ah cuin’t ney for the estate.” — Ex. content and very happy. Her big Boston Governess— Yes. children, ther derange and depress the system ; but these are only exciting and [dat spot out no way.” A F is h e r m a n . bright, dark eyes took in the pretty the eyes enable us to see. Now, Emer When all the world’s fragrant with flow Lid you brush it V” not the real cause of Rheumatism. It is in the blood, and when this scene with an apparently perfect un son, tell me what the nose is for. ers in bloom, lyasseb.” derstanding of metropolitan social vita' fluid becomes overcharged with the acid impurities and is running Little Emerson— It's for holding eye And clothed in fresh raiment from Dame herub it?” i riot in the veins, an attack is sure to come, whether in summer time or ways. glasses.— Puck. Nature’s loom; lyasseb.” Bnt Skyblue did not have a happy the cold, bleak days of winter. You are a slave to pain as long as tho W ltn n tho b ill« « n d th o v fil]p yg a ro yjJ ■Scour it?” Blobbs— Have you ever had any ex moment after she saw the little go- blood is tainted with acid. L ir iments and plasters are helpful and use vety green Ilasseb. 'Pear like Ah done ev ’y- perience with train robbers on your And the earth is reposing ’neath blue carts and was told to what use they ful, but it takes something more than rubbing and blistering to drive but Ah jes’ eain’t git it out no travels? Slobbs— Well, I've stacked skies serene, were put. Sne resolved then and there away this demon of pain. S. S. S. goes to the seat of the trouble, up against a good many Pullman car Then away from the hot, dusty city I ’ ll that she would have one. enters the circulation, neutralizes and fil steal, lyyell, did you try ammonia?” porters.— Philadelphia Record. She ls a large, healthy woman, and ters out o f the blood the acid poisons. It For my only companions my rod and |Xo, seh! No, seh'.” exclaimed Char- ‘ I don’t believe bachelors have any the excuse that she was not strong enriches and strengthens the weak, dis my reel, wlth a delighted snicker. “ Ah hearts, she said. "W hy, we’re just enough to carry her papoose on her eased blood; the general health improves ■n’t try 'em on me yit, seh, but Ah the men who do have them," he re And there, by the side of some cool, lim back she knew would not carry weight pid stream. under its tonic effect, and when rich, pure L s dey'd fit!” plied. “ Why la that?” she asked. I ’ll sit with my line in the water and— with the Indian officials. The only rea blood begins to circulate through the stiff dream. "Because we haven’t lost them." son she knew of that she should have joints and sore, tender muscles, pains and — Four-Track News. Still More evidence. a new sort o f carriage was based on W illie— Pa, can't I have some---- - aches vanish, and the longed-for relief comes to the nervous, pain- lay City, IU,, August 8 (Special.) Pa -See here! You’ ve got a plateful her theory that "nothing was too good tortured sufferers. S. S. S. contains no minerals, but is guaranteed Hr. K. P. Henley 01 this city adds o f food before you. Wtllte— Yes, sir; for little Chee." feridenee to that published almost hut----- Pa— Well, keep your mouth She was given to understand that purely vegetable. W rite us if in need of medical advice, which is given Lj that a sure cure for Rheumatism shut and eat It.— Philadelphia Public she would be permitted to purchase without charge. Our hook on Rheumatism, telling o f the different For low oefore the American people and Ledger. one, but that she would not be al forms and varieties of this pain-racking disease, is mailed free. ft that rure is Dodd’s Kidney P ill 9 . lowed to use It while In St. Louis, for THE S W IFT SPECIFIC CO .. ATLANTA. CA. A new order: "You don't mean to Tir. Henley had Acute Kheumatiem. the officials argued that such an Inno Bears the fhas used Dodd’s Kidney Pills. He say you girls have started a Becret so vation would spoil their exhibit. ciety?” “ Yes, It's a society whose A T r u s t le s s T r u s t. C a u s e a n d E f fe c t . l of the result: Signature of This question of Imitation among Lightly— My landlady evidently be Wife— John, do you know that you lifter suffering for sixteen years members pledge themselves to tell all the Indians ls one of the most per longs to a boarding house combine. swore in your sleep last night? . i Rheumatism and using numerous the secrets they know.” — Philadelphia sistent that the Indian officials have Simsim— Why do you think so? Husband— Did 1? It must have been P r id e In t e r c e d e d . Hicines for Rheumatism and more Ledger. to contend with. Nearly every day Lightly— She doesn’t attempt to supply when 1 had that horrid dream. “ Why did she marry him'/ lie hasn’ t Cannibal King—That missionary ¡¡¡clues prescribed by doctors, I at W ife— What did you dream? one of the squaws, the young children the wants of the customer. [tried Dodd’s Kidney Pills with the made an awful fuss, didn’t he? Head any money. Husband— 1 dreamt 1 was smoking one and the chiefs suggest to Dr. McGow “ I know, but she has plenty.” Lit that I got more benefit from Chief— Terrible, sir. His struggles First Lieut. Rudolph E. Sniper, Four of those ciga-s you gave me on my birth an, superintendent o f the exhibit, that “ But he hasn’ t any brains, either.” day. 1 than all the others put together. were frightful. Cannibal King— Well, they would like to have some article teenth cavalry, U. S. A., Is the youngest “ True, too. But people kept telling iDodd’s Kidney Pills were the only serve him as a piece de resistance.— o f clothing, or some one thing, that officer in the army; Lieut. Ernest D. her how stunning they looked together ¿togive me lelief, and I iecom- Town Topics. they have seen and admired on their Peek is the tallest, being 6 feet 4 inches. Lij them to all suffering from Acute She—-But If you say you can't bear till she just couldn’t bear the idea of white sisters or brothers. TAOOMA, WASH. Luiuatism.” the girl, why ever did you propose? letting him get awny.” — Detroit Free A Navajo woman, who recently ar Ihemnatiem is caused by Uric Acid He— Well, her people have always Press. Gives w ritten contracts to secure positions rived at the Indian school, wants a fo r graduates. These contracts are guaranteed [the blood. Healthy kidneys take been awfully good to me, and It’s the modern baby carriage In which to car H ow ’ s T h is? by a N ational Bank. W rite for catalogue and 1 the Uric Acid out of the blood. only way I could return their hospi I f she cannot pi an today. W e o ffer One H u ndred Dollars R ew ard fo i ry her papoose, Chee. Id's Kidney Pills make healthy tality.— Punch. any case o f Catarrh that cannot bo cured by get a baby carriage she would accept H a ll’s Catarrh Cure. pevi. F . J. C H E N E Y & CO., Props., Toledo, O. a "roller chair.” “ How I envy that boy!” said Smith. PRICES THAT TALK. W e, the u nd ersigned, have know n F. J. “ Yes.” acquiesced his friend; “ we all Throshermen and Sawmill M«*n Note! 160 ft. Ch en ey fo r the last 15 years, and believe him T H E B IB L E A N D O T H E R B O O K S . Reproving t h e A p o s t a t e . Emiles« Linen Stitched, Heavy Canvas, 4 ply, 7 p e rfe c tly h on orable in a ll business transac envy a sturdy youngster like that for inch Belting, |27.00. 150 ft. 8 Inch wide, same M |n the early days of the British tions and fin a n cia lly able to carry o u t any ob above, |32.00. Tank Pumps complete, with 18 ft. i “ Oh, that’s not It! liga tio n s m ade by their firm. T h r e e H u n d r e d M illio n C oplee o f th e L i Academy reverence for the "old his youth----- ” Inch Suction Hose, 10 ft. Discharge lion“ , with no*- W est < 5 i T r u a i , w h olesale D ruggists,Toledo, O. S c rip tu r c a C ir c u la te d in a C en tu ry . zel and strainer, |10.60. Belting, Hose and Packing ■ten” of painting amounted almost He's the butcher’s boy, and you should W a l d i n g , R i n n a n ¿t M a r v i n , VMiolesale D rug at wholesale prices. General agency for Parson» On Wednesday. March 7, 1804, “ a gists. T o led o , O. Hawkeye Self Feeder. Lane shingle mill, run only Ivorship. When at a dinner Sir hear the way he talks to my w ife!” H a ll’s Catarrh Cure is taken in tern ally, act 40 days, at a bargain. Write tor catalogs. "Come, now,” said mnnima, who in g d ir e c tly upon the blood and mucous sur numerous and respectable meeting of lrtt» Shee, one of the early presi- K K lK ltS O N M A C H IN E R Y CO. PO R TLAN D . OREGON. Its, openly expressed doubts of their had taken the children for a walk faces o f tne system. Price 75c. per bottle. persons o f various denominations” was Bold by a ll Druggists. Testim onials free. held at the London Tavern, and a so (nite superiority, says M. A. P., his through the Zoo, “ let's go home and H a ir s F a m ily R ills are the best. ciety formed “ to promote the circula see papa.” "Oh, no!” protested Elsie, Iren were horrified, tion o f the Holy Scriptures In the prin S o r r y H e S pok e. lir Martin leaned across the dinner “ let's see these other monkeys tlrsL” Husband— I ’d like to know what en cipal living languages.” A t that time |le and rapped upon it to empha- — Philadelphia Press. the Bible, or portions o f It, could be ! Ms points. O f the N ew York kind: “ Would joyment you find In trotting around JXow there’s Raphnel!” he thun- you mind keeping that hat on?” “ Keep from store to store, looking at and obtained in about forty living lan guages, spoken by two-tenths of the "What did Raphael do that we It on! Why. 1 was Just about to take pricing things you cannot purchase? W ife— I know it looks silly, yet there race. During the century since the I J’t do better nowadays? Old mas- It ofT.” “ I: know It. But l don’t Why, gentlemen, I ’d be sorry to want to see any more o f this play is a sort of melancholy pleasure in meeting at the London Tavern ad knowing I could have bought them journed, and very largely from the j bk we bad not a dozen men In the than I can help.” — Life. Wages 62.25 per day. Board |4.50 per had I married Tom Coldcash when I machinery then and there started, the ■ A. now who can draw better than week. 50 teams |2.U0 per dav. Kxten- Gothamite— I hear you have a Vaa- had the chance, instead of throwing Scriptures have been translated Into sive irriga tion construction. Perm a pbael.” “ D e a r M rs . P i n k h a m : — I sar graduate for a cook. Isn’t it rath myself away on 5 * 011 . nent em ploym en t for good men and 450 langauges and dialects, understood leased with the results obtained from ’he bold declaration was too much er expensive? Harlemite— Not very. teams. by seven-tenths o f the race. By the .ydla E . P in k h a m ’s V e g e ta b le 1 old Woodburn, a picture dealer, She works for her board and clothes. Deschutes Irrigation and Power London society alone 180.000,0C0 copies C o m p o u n d that I feel it a duty and You Can G et A llen ’ s F oot-E ase FREE. » sat opposite. Com pany a privilege to w rite you about it. Gothamite— Why, how does she come W rite A llen S. Olmsted, Le R o y ,N . Y ., fo r a have been distributed, at an expense of BEND, OREGON fSlr Martin," he said, huskily, fairly to do that? Harlemite—She's my wife. free ‘ 1 1 suffered fo r more than five year« sam ple o f A l l e n ’s Foot-Ease. I t cures 000. I f we add to this total tho with ovarian troubles, causing an sw eating, hot sw o llen , aching feet. It makes 870.000. with emotion, “ P ve often 'eard Harlem Life. new or tigh t shoes easy. A certain cure for 70.000. 000 copies already distributed by unpleasant discharge, a great weak Jple say they didn’t admire 'Omer. in g ro w in g n a ils and bunions. A ll d ru g Chronic Shopper— How much aro corns, ness, and at times a faintness would gists sell it. 25c. D on’t accept a ny substitute. the younger American Bible Society, t this is the first time, sir, I ’ve ever your Baldwin apples? Fruit Vender and the unknown millions printed and come over me which no amount ol |rd it said that it was ’Omer's fa u lt” — Fifteen cents a quarter-peck, phren A P re ced en t. sold by private enterprise, we find our medicine, diet, or exercise Beemed to ic Shopper— Can't you sell me a quar Miggles— 1 say, old man, J’d like to i selves Inside a safe estimate If we hold correct. Your Vegetable Compound found the weak spot, however, within K ê eley UÇHJOR-MORPHINE-TOBACCO ter-peck for 12 cents? Fruit Vender— have you put me up at your club. that certainly 300.000.000 copies of the Wiggles— I’d be only too glad, my boy, | Scriptures, in whole or separate books I a few weeks — an d saved me from 1 « iè r e HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED Yes, but not so big a quarter-peck.— an operation — all my troubles had r*w w -fO R SULL PARTICULARS —* but—er— they are very particular who j Baltimore American. or portions, have gone into circulation disappeared, and I found myself once ^mUV^NSTmiT^^oaTLANDjOl^ they admit. more healthy and Well. Words fail to Their meeting: She (flushing ex- Miggles— You don’ t say! How in the I during the last century. Amazement attends the study of the describe the real, true, grateful feeling | pectantly)— Fred Smithers, as I live! world did you manage to break in. Gentle Hint. that is in my heart, and I want to tell Bible, whatever the point of view or every sick and suffering sister. Don't I ihey were playing tennis on the old Poor fellow — it saddens me to think w. 1 the course pursued. But nothing atmut dally with medicines yon know noth-! how broken up he was over my re ] the Bible ls more amazing than its | ing about, but take Eydia E . P in k - i H e (wrinkling forehead)— Dear me,” remarked the young fusal. i continuous, universal and utterly nn- barn’s Vegetable Compound, and o, with a far-away look In his eyes, Where In thunder have I seen that ; paralleled popularity. In nearly every. take my word for it, you w ill be a dif -1 ! never hear of old-fashioned kiss- woman before?— Brooklyn Life. If not every, country on earth where ferent woman in a short time.” — M b s . games any more. They have gone “ W hy does Mrs. Clubwoman look I , a u r a U m m o m s , Walkerville, Ont. — books are sold, more Bibles are sold 95000 fo rfe it I f original o f above le tte r proving of style.” so sad?” “ The world’s Injustice to genuineness cannot bo produced. than any other book. Last year the | I don't agree with you.” replied the woman has just struck her forcibly FROM YOUR D EALER D on’t hesitate to w rite to Mrs. British and Foreign Bible Society tty girl, “ any game is a kissing j again.” “ How was that?” “ She hap Pink ham if there is anything alone distributed 5,943,775 copies, the he if you supply the kisses.” p en ed to think that Martha Washing- No. JJ-IV 04. «*. 8 . u. majority by sale, in 370 languages, about your sickness you do not [ ton Isn’ t called the Mother of her understand. M o w om an ever Permanently V nrm. Wo maor nervouaneaa Country.” — Cincinnati Ttmes-Star. covering every part of the globe. And regretted w ritin g her and sh e . xfter first day’s useofllr.KUne'slireat _ G e n u in e Nerve H E N w ritin g to a«l vertisers p le a a a l the issue by the American Society for lias helped thousands. Address L r ' v T i 1" ' (?r F r e t - 1 1 2 t r ia l bet lie a n d Ir e a t ta * I m en tion th is paper. 1 Applicant (for position as cook)— KUne. L td .. 9 » A r c b a t .. P h ila d e lp h ia , P a . the year amounted to 1.993,558 Bibles Lynn, Mass. How many aftl\ernoons out durin' the and portions.—Century. wake, mtm? Mrs. Highmore— Well, He K n ew T h e y W o u ld F i t hair food you can buy. For 60 years it has been doing just what we claim it will do. It will not disappoint you. S h o rt H a ir C A S T O R l A Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought B E UTE L BUSINESS COLLEGE A severe case of Ovarian Trouble and a terrible operation avoided. Mrs. Emmons tells how she was saved by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. | WANTED 2 0 0 M EN. E ABSOLUTE SECURITY. * A lt In t h e P e n . o f course, you can have every Thurs * T " *lat *8 Ike term applied to one Applicant— I ’m askin’ ^«lgns another person's uame to s day, and----- yt, mim, how many afthernoons out a—live or ten years usually, I be- ye' want yersilf.— Chicago Tribune. T o w n s -H e a r what Sniffklns did when the collection plate came 'round ■ <kir»l. a good coil?.. to him In church last Sunday? Browne cured coughs and colds for forty — No. Dropped a button in, I sup ' At druggists, 25 cents. pose. Towne— Not even th at He leaned over and whispered: “ I paid The F a b le o f F o u r M en . off a street car this morning," the pastor’s fare In the car yesterday * doctor to me "and, being In no morning. W e’ll cull it square.— Phil f. I began moralizing on the ac- adelphia Press. “ Mandy, d'e rec'lect how Henry * *ud probable character o f three *ho had alighted Just ahead of Wiggins used to play marbles all the The first one was even then half time when he was a little feller?” own the block and was going on “ Goodness, yes.” “ Well, he bain t got such rapid strides that he had over his hankerin' after ’em yit; this a y Put a couple of hundred yards piece in the paper ’bout millionaires’ keen himself and the next man. bouses says he has one o f the finest ere, thought I, 'goes a hustler— a Elections o f Italian marbles In the who's bound to succeed in life.’ hull world.” — Brooklyn Life. second man was walking rather “ Is It true.” asked the interviewer, er. and Impressed me as one who “ that when you fiisi came to this id n falr:y well, perhaps, in this country you worked in your shirt • But the last fellow was Just sleeves tor a living?” “ It is not.” re- ttng s along siong in the most shiftless ‘ pne<j the successful public man. In- Very qUickly 8et hlm 1 dlgnantly. "A h ! No — offense— I Inst th* 0afPr' hope----- “ When I came here,” con 's 0n ®n°tb e 'Id e a came home 1 tlnued the successful man. ” 1 didn't _ “ r** w«r * ahead of me!” ; t,aTe a s h irt” — Cincinnati Tlmea Star. Carter’s Little Liver Pills. M u s t B e a r S ig n a tu r e o f S e t F s o Simile Wrspper Below. T e r r em a il am. ee eeey to take as asgsr. FOR HEADACHE. FOR D IH IN E 1 S . FOR B IU 0 U S R E S S . FOR FOI FOR FOR TORPID LIVER. COHSTIPATIOH. SALLOW SKIH. TMEC0MPLEXI0H CURE SIC K HEADACHE. [w G o in g t o B e S o m e th in g . A colored man in Philadelphia re quested his employer to release him so that he could go South. "W h at do you want to go for, La fayette?" “ ‘Cos I'se called to a cjiurch down dar.” "Called to a church? What are you going to be?” “ I'se goln’ to be sumfln. I dunno whedder I be de pasture, or de sex tant or de vestureman, but I'se goln’ to be sumfln.” — Success. “ D I D ’IN T HURT B IT A ** IS W H A T THEV SA Y We ran extract one or all vour teeth w ith out h u rtin g a bit, and pu t in new teeth the -ame day if you deni re. Our system o f crown And bridge w ork is him pie, quick And pAinless. KstAblished in PortlAnd P yeArs. The reeson we Advertise is to le t you know where we Are. Open evenin gs t ill 9 D r T w . A. W Ib A Bundeys from 9 to 12 ( Phone Mein 2029 W IS E bROS., Dentists A Q u e e r W a y o f T e l l i n g T im e . In Malay the natives keep a record o f time in the following way: Floating In a bucket filled with wa ter they place a cocoanut shell hav ing s small perforation, through which by slow degrees the water finds Its way inside. This opening ls so pro portioned that It takes jnst one hour for the shell to fill and sink. Then a watchman calls out; the shell Is emp tied, and the process is begun again. There ls more humiliation about love than about anything else, for the reason that there ls less naturalness about lovt than about anything elsa. “ R U S S E L L ” TH R ESH EPS “ C Y C L O N E ” E N G IN E S W rite for Catalogue and Prices THE A. H. AVERILL MACHINERY CO. PORTLAND, OREGON.