Lane County leader. (Cottage Grove, Lane County, Or.) 1903-1905, August 12, 1904, Image 7

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    Ayers
;conomy
a strong point, w ith
j’s S a r s a p a r illa . A
, lasts lon ger and does
He—She married Sparkles to reform
¿re good than an y other, him. She—Indeed. He Booms huppy.
is the o n ly medicine
of
can tru ly be said
) DOSES ONE DOLLAR
He ls. She failed.— Exchange.
“ You hold my future happiness," he
told the girl. "W hy don't you hold it
yourself?" she asked, coyly.— Chicago
Post.
Feed your hair; nourish it;
give it something to live on.
Then it will stop falling, and
will grow long and heavy.
Ayer’s Hair Vigor is the only
A N U P - T O - D A T E N A V A JO .
n » U In d ia n M u ni a ti W a n t « a G o-C a rt
F o r H e r P a p o o se .
Hair Vigor
There ls uo prouder mother among
the Indian women at the World's Fair
Indian colony than Skyblue, a Nava o
woman. Skyblue la
not only proud of
her little 3-moutbs-
old Chee, but she la
also ambitious for
her baby’s rights.
Skyblue
believes
that Cliee la uow a
World's Fair baby,
and bus a perfect
right to the dignity
o f such a title, that
she should. In keep­
ing with such dig­
nity, possess a mod­
ern baby carriage.
-S ummer
R heumatism
Tho idea that Rheumatism is strictly
a winter disease, that comes from exposure
or cold, is w rong; a spell of indigestion,
torpidity o f the liver, inactive state o f the
kidneys, or sudden cooling o f the body when
over-heated, being frequent causes o f an
attack. Rheumatism is due to an over-acid ,
condition o f the blood and bad circulation.
As it flows through the body the blood
deposits an acrid corrosive
tediment in the joints and
NO D3B
c ru tch es .
muscles, . and
the circulation . w
w o r s t fo r “ m . at„ T t*ak
°* aclatl° Bhaumatism in ita
. . .
h e p u n w as so in te n s e I beca m e
prows sluggish because of c o m p le te ly p r o s tr a te d . H a v in g heard 8. S. 8 . r e -
the constant accumulation ¡>?«nm .n d»d f o r B h su m A tism , I d e cid ed to g iv e
"Experience, you know. Is a good
teacher. ’ "Yes, hut I wish there were
Mississippi Congressman, says more vacations in that school."— Chi­
Orleans Picayune, once o w n - cago Post.
ba ml some pair of light gray
"A r e your intentions toward the
L rs wiiicb were much ailmircd widow serious?" “ Ob. very. 1 am go­
coho i'll neighbors. L'ufortuu- ing, if possible, to get out of marry­
" My hair used to be very abort. But after
L they became spotted,
ing her.” — Life.
SQCAW AND BABY.
S k y b ,ue attendt>d
using Ayer's Muir Vigor a short time it begun
to prow, mid now it is fourteen inches long.
I c
. ,
. .
i t a trial, a n d a ft e r I h ad t a k e n a few b o ttle s
filers, Charlie." said the Congress-
Tltis seems a splendid result to rue after being
Tailor— Do you want padded shoul­
im pu rities, End I was a b le to h o b b le around on cru tches, a n d
the opening of the Model Playgrounds ; 01 a c i d
almost without tiny hair.”
to a negro servant who had long ders, my little man?
Willie— Naw;
the other day. There she saw dainty when the system is in such y « r y soon h ad n o use f o r th em a t a l l , 3. ^ a. h a v-
Mas. J. 11. tir ic u , Colorado Springs, Colo,
....
- V ,,
..
. i n g cured m e sou n d a n d w e ll. A l l th e d ilt r e s s in g
Lted them, "take these trousers pad de pants! Dut's where I need
ft 00 a bottle.
J. C. AYKIt CO.,
little carriages, upholstered in blue I c o n d it io n xvheumatism IS p a in s h a v e l e f t m e, m y a p p e tite hsa retu rn ed , an d
All <1 rugtrist s.
T.owell. Mass.
j dean them.”
it most.— Chicago News.
silk, with tiny white bankets and coun­ liable to come out at any I ant h a p p y t o b e a g a in r e s to re d t o p erfect h e a lth .
f
o
r
Fliarile took them home, and after
M RS. JAM ES K E L L ,
terpanes with lace edges. Skyblue took time, winter or summer. It
"D id Jerrold get anything out of his
,
OOt U . St., N . W ., W a s h in g to n . D . C.
j days of careful luuctlvity brought
her own little Chee to the baby’s party, | is hastened and provoked
rich uncle's estate?" "W ell, rather—
jin back.
strapped In the leather and bark by exposure to cold, damp air, sudden cooling o f the body when over­
"Scuse me, boss,” he said, “ hut he married the daughter of the attor­
\ papoose frame, to her back. Chee was
heated, ■. bad spell o f indigestion, or anything that is calculated to fur­
Lib to gracious, seem like Ah cuin’t ney for the estate.” — Ex.
content and very happy.
Her big
Boston Governess— Yes. children,
ther derange and depress the system ; but these are only exciting and
[dat spot out no way.”
A F is h e r m a n .
bright,
dark
eyes
took
in
the
pretty
the eyes enable us to see. Now, Emer­ When all the world’s fragrant with flow­
Lid you brush it V”
not the real cause of Rheumatism. It is in the blood, and when this
scene with an apparently perfect un­
son, tell me what the nose is for.
ers in bloom,
lyasseb.”
derstanding of metropolitan social vita' fluid becomes overcharged with the acid impurities and is running
Little Emerson— It's for holding eye­ And clothed in fresh raiment from Dame
herub it?”
i riot in the veins, an attack is sure to come, whether in summer time or
ways.
glasses.— Puck.
Nature’s loom;
lyasseb.”
Bnt Skyblue did not have a happy the cold, bleak days of winter. You are a slave to pain as long as tho
W ltn n tho b ill« « n d th o v fil]p yg a ro yjJ
■Scour it?”
Blobbs— Have you ever had any ex­
moment after she saw the little go- blood is tainted with acid. L ir iments and plasters are helpful and use­
vety green
Ilasseb. 'Pear like Ah done ev ’y- perience with train robbers on your
And the earth is reposing ’neath blue carts and was told to what use they ful, but it takes something more than rubbing and blistering to drive
but Ah jes’ eain’t git it out no travels?
Slobbs— Well, I've stacked
skies serene,
were put. Sne resolved then and there away this demon of pain. S. S. S. goes to the seat of the trouble,
up against a good many Pullman car Then away from the hot, dusty city I ’ ll that she would have one.
enters the circulation, neutralizes and fil­
steal,
lyyell, did you try ammonia?”
porters.— Philadelphia Record.
She ls a large, healthy woman, and
ters out o f the blood the acid poisons. It
For
my
only
companions
my
rod
and
|Xo, seh! No, seh'.” exclaimed Char-
‘ I don’t believe bachelors have any
the excuse that she was not strong
enriches and strengthens the weak, dis­
my reel,
wlth a delighted snicker. “ Ah hearts, she said. "W hy, we’re just
enough to carry her papoose on her
eased blood; the general health improves
■n’t try 'em on me yit, seh, but Ah the men who do have them," he re­ And there, by the side of some cool, lim­ back she knew would not carry weight
pid stream.
under its tonic effect, and when rich, pure
L s dey'd fit!”
plied.
“ Why la that?” she asked. I ’ll sit with my line in the water and— with the Indian officials. The only rea­
blood begins to circulate through the stiff
dream.
"Because we haven’t lost them."
son she knew of that she should have
joints and sore, tender muscles, pains and
— Four-Track News.
Still More evidence.
a
new
sort
o
f
carriage
was
based
on
W illie— Pa, can't I have some---- -
aches vanish, and the longed-for relief comes to the nervous, pain-
lay City, IU,, August 8 (Special.) Pa -See here! You’ ve got a plateful
her theory that "nothing was too good
tortured sufferers. S. S. S. contains no minerals, but is guaranteed
Hr. K. P. Henley 01 this city adds o f food before you. Wtllte— Yes, sir;
for little Chee."
feridenee to that published almost hut----- Pa— Well, keep your mouth
She was given to understand that purely vegetable. W rite us if in need of medical advice, which is given
Lj that a sure cure for Rheumatism shut and eat It.— Philadelphia Public
she would be permitted to purchase without charge. Our hook on Rheumatism, telling o f the different
For
low oefore the American people and Ledger.
one, but that she would not be al­ forms and varieties of this pain-racking disease, is mailed free.
ft that rure is Dodd’s Kidney P ill 9 .
lowed to use It while In St. Louis, for
THE S W IFT SPECIFIC CO .. ATLANTA. CA.
A new order: "You don't mean to
Tir. Henley had Acute Kheumatiem.
the officials argued that such an Inno­
Bears the
fhas used Dodd’s Kidney Pills. He say you girls have started a Becret so­
vation would spoil their exhibit.
ciety?”
“ Yes, It's a society whose
A T r u s t le s s T r u s t.
C a u s e a n d E f fe c t .
l of the result:
Signature of
This question of Imitation among
Lightly— My landlady evidently be­
Wife— John, do you know that you
lifter suffering for sixteen years members pledge themselves to tell all
the Indians ls one of the most per­ longs to a boarding house combine.
swore in your sleep last night? .
i Rheumatism and using numerous the secrets they know.” — Philadelphia
sistent that the Indian officials have
Simsim— Why do you think so?
Husband— Did 1? It must have been
P r id e In t e r c e d e d .
Hicines for Rheumatism and more Ledger.
to contend with. Nearly every day
Lightly— She doesn’t attempt to supply when 1 had that horrid dream.
“
Why
did
she
marry
him'/
lie
hasn’
t
Cannibal
King—That
missionary
¡¡¡clues prescribed by doctors, I at
W ife— What did you dream?
one of the squaws, the young children the wants of the customer.
[tried Dodd’s Kidney Pills with the made an awful fuss, didn’t he? Head any money.
Husband— 1 dreamt 1 was smoking one
and the chiefs suggest to Dr. McGow­
“
I
know,
but
she
has
plenty.”
Lit that I got more benefit from Chief— Terrible, sir. His struggles
First Lieut. Rudolph E. Sniper, Four­ of those ciga-s you gave me on my birth­
an, superintendent o f the exhibit, that
“ But he hasn’ t any brains, either.”
day.
1 than all the others put together. were frightful. Cannibal King— Well,
they would like to have some article teenth cavalry, U. S. A., Is the youngest
“ True, too. But people kept telling
iDodd’s Kidney Pills were the only serve him as a piece de resistance.—
o f clothing, or some one thing, that officer in the army; Lieut. Ernest D.
her how stunning they looked together
¿togive me lelief, and I iecom- Town Topics.
they have seen and admired on their Peek is the tallest, being 6 feet 4 inches.
Lij them to all suffering from Acute
She—-But If you say you can't bear till she just couldn’t bear the idea of white sisters or brothers.
TAOOMA, WASH.
Luiuatism.”
the girl, why ever did you propose? letting him get awny.” — Detroit Free
A Navajo woman, who recently ar­
Ihemnatiem is caused by Uric Acid He— Well, her people have always Press.
Gives
w
ritten
contracts to secure positions
rived at the Indian school, wants a
fo r graduates. These contracts are guaranteed
[the blood. Healthy kidneys take been awfully good to me, and It’s the
modern baby carriage In which to car­
H ow ’ s T h is?
by
a
N
ational
Bank.
W rite for catalogue and
1 the Uric Acid out of the blood. only way I could return their hospi­
I f she cannot
pi an today.
W e o ffer One H u ndred Dollars R ew ard fo i ry her papoose, Chee.
Id's Kidney Pills make healthy tality.— Punch.
any case o f Catarrh that cannot bo cured by get a baby carriage she would accept
H a ll’s Catarrh Cure.
pevi.
F . J. C H E N E Y & CO., Props., Toledo, O. a "roller chair.”
“ How I envy that boy!” said Smith.
PRICES THAT TALK.
W e, the u nd ersigned, have know n F. J.
“
Yes.”
acquiesced
his
friend;
“
we
all
Throshermen and Sawmill M«*n Note! 160 ft.
Ch en ey fo r the last 15 years, and believe him T H E B IB L E A N D O T H E R B O O K S .
Reproving t h e A p o s t a t e .
Emiles« Linen Stitched, Heavy Canvas, 4 ply, 7
p e rfe c tly h on orable in a ll business transac­
envy
a
sturdy
youngster
like
that
for
inch Belting, |27.00. 150 ft. 8 Inch wide, same M
|n the early days of the British
tions and fin a n cia lly able to carry o u t any ob­
above, |32.00. Tank Pumps complete, with 18 ft. i
“ Oh, that’s not It! liga tio n s m ade by their firm.
T h r e e H u n d r e d M illio n C oplee o f th e
L i Academy reverence for the "old his youth----- ”
Inch Suction Hose, 10 ft. Discharge lion“ , with no*-
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zel and strainer, |10.60. Belting, Hose and Packing
■ten” of painting amounted almost He's the butcher’s boy, and you should W a l d i n g , R i n n a n ¿t M a r v i n , VMiolesale D rug­
at wholesale prices. General agency for Parson»
On
Wednesday.
March
7,
1804,
“
a
gists. T o led o , O.
Hawkeye Self Feeder. Lane shingle mill, run only
Ivorship. When at a dinner Sir hear the way he talks to my w ife!”
H a ll’s Catarrh Cure is taken in tern ally, act­
40 days, at a bargain. Write tor catalogs.
"Come, now,” said mnnima, who in g d ir e c tly upon the blood and mucous sur­ numerous and respectable meeting of
lrtt» Shee, one of the early presi-
K K lK ltS O N M A C H IN E R Y CO.
PO R TLAN D . OREGON.
Its, openly expressed doubts of their had taken the children for a walk faces o f tne system. Price 75c. per bottle. persons o f various denominations” was
Bold by a ll Druggists. Testim onials free.
held at the London Tavern, and a so­
(nite superiority, says M. A. P., his through the Zoo, “ let's go home and
H a ir s F a m ily R ills are the best.
ciety formed “ to promote the circula­
see papa.” "Oh, no!” protested Elsie,
Iren were horrified,
tion o f the Holy Scriptures In the prin­
S o r r y H e S pok e.
lir Martin leaned across the dinner “ let's see these other monkeys tlrsL”
Husband— I ’d like to know what en­ cipal living languages.” A t that time
|le and rapped upon it to empha- — Philadelphia Press.
the Bible, or portions o f It, could be
! Ms points.
O f the N ew York kind: “ Would joyment you find In trotting around
JXow there’s Raphnel!” he thun- you mind keeping that hat on?” “ Keep from store to store, looking at and obtained in about forty living lan­
guages, spoken by two-tenths of the
"What did Raphael do that we It on! Why. 1 was Just about to take pricing things you cannot purchase?
W ife— I know it looks silly, yet there race. During the century since the I
J’t do better nowadays? Old mas- It ofT.”
“ I: know It. But l don’t
Why, gentlemen, I ’d be sorry to want to see any more o f this play is a sort of melancholy pleasure in meeting at the London Tavern ad­
knowing I could have bought them journed, and very largely from the j
bk we bad not a dozen men In the than I can help.” — Life.
Wages 62.25 per day. Board |4.50 per
had I married Tom Coldcash when I machinery then and there started, the
■ A. now who can draw better than
week. 50 teams |2.U0 per dav. Kxten-
Gothamite— I hear you have a Vaa- had the chance, instead of throwing Scriptures have been translated Into
sive irriga tion construction. Perm a­
pbael.”
“ D e a r M rs . P i n k h a m : — I
sar graduate for a cook. Isn’t it rath­ myself away on 5 * 011 .
nent
em ploym en t for good men and
450 langauges and dialects, understood
leased with the results obtained from
’he bold declaration was too much er expensive? Harlemite— Not very.
teams.
by seven-tenths o f the race. By the
.ydla E . P in k h a m ’s V e g e ta b le
1 old Woodburn, a picture dealer, She works for her board and clothes.
Deschutes Irrigation and Power
London society alone 180.000,0C0 copies C o m p o u n d that I feel it a duty and
You Can G et A llen ’ s F oot-E ase FREE.
» sat opposite.
Com pany
a privilege to w rite you about it.
Gothamite— Why, how does she come
W rite A llen S. Olmsted, Le R o y ,N . Y ., fo r a have been distributed, at an expense of
BEND,
OREGON
fSlr Martin," he said, huskily, fairly to do that? Harlemite—She's my wife. free
‘ 1 1 suffered fo r more than five year«
sam ple o f A l l e n ’s Foot-Ease. I t cures
000. I f we add to this total tho with ovarian troubles, causing an
sw eating, hot sw o llen , aching feet. It makes 870.000.
with emotion, “ P ve often 'eard
Harlem Life.
new or tigh t shoes easy.
A certain cure for 70.000. 000 copies already distributed by unpleasant discharge, a great weak­
Jple say they didn’t admire 'Omer.
in g ro w in g n a ils and bunions. A ll d ru g ­
Chronic Shopper— How much aro corns,
ness, and at times a faintness would
gists sell it. 25c. D on’t accept a ny substitute. the younger American Bible Society,
t this is the first time, sir, I ’ve ever
your Baldwin apples? Fruit Vender
and the unknown millions printed and come over me which no amount ol
|rd it said that it was ’Omer's fa u lt”
— Fifteen cents a quarter-peck, phren­
A P re ced en t.
sold by private enterprise, we find our­ medicine, diet, or exercise Beemed to
ic Shopper— Can't you sell me a quar­
Miggles— 1 say, old man, J’d like to i selves Inside a safe estimate If we hold correct. Your Vegetable Compound
found the weak spot, however, within
K ê eley UÇHJOR-MORPHINE-TOBACCO
ter-peck for 12 cents? Fruit Vender— have you put me up at your club.
that certainly 300.000.000 copies of the
Wiggles— I’d be only too glad, my boy, | Scriptures, in whole or separate books I a few weeks — an d saved me from 1
« iè r e HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
Yes, but not so big a quarter-peck.—
an operation — all my troubles had
r*w
w -fO R SULL PARTICULARS —*
but—er— they are very particular who j
Baltimore American.
or portions, have gone into circulation disappeared, and I found myself once
^mUV^NSTmiT^^oaTLANDjOl^
they admit.
more healthy and Well. Words fail to
Their meeting: She (flushing ex-
Miggles— You don’ t say! How in the I during the last century.
Amazement attends the study of the describe the real, true, grateful feeling
| pectantly)— Fred Smithers, as I live! world did you manage to break in.
Gentle Hint.
that is in my heart, and I want to tell
Bible, whatever the point of view or every sick and suffering sister. Don't I
ihey were playing tennis on the old Poor fellow — it saddens me to think
w.
1 the course pursued. But nothing atmut dally with medicines yon know noth-!
how broken up he was over my re­
] the Bible ls more amazing than its | ing about, but take Eydia E . P in k - i
H e (wrinkling forehead)—
Dear me,” remarked the young fusal.
i continuous, universal and utterly nn- barn’s Vegetable Compound, and
o, with a far-away look In his eyes, Where In thunder have I seen that
; paralleled popularity. In nearly every. take my word for it, you w ill be a dif -1
! never hear of old-fashioned kiss- woman before?— Brooklyn Life.
If not every, country on earth where ferent woman in a short time.” — M b s .
games any more. They have gone
“ W hy does Mrs. Clubwoman look
I , a u r a U m m o m s , Walkerville, Ont. —
books are sold, more Bibles are sold 95000 fo rfe it I f original o f above le tte r proving
of style.”
so sad?”
“ The world’s Injustice to
genuineness
cannot bo produced.
than
any
other
book.
Last
year
the
|
I don't agree with you.” replied the woman has just struck her forcibly
FROM
YOUR
D EALER
D on’t hesitate to w rite to Mrs.
British and Foreign
Bible Society
tty girl, “ any game is a kissing j again.” “ How was that?” “ She hap­
Pink
ham
if
there
is
anything
alone
distributed
5,943,775
copies,
the
he if you supply the kisses.”
p en ed to think that Martha Washing-
No. JJ-IV 04.
«*. 8 . u.
majority by sale, in 370 languages, about your sickness you do not
[ ton Isn’ t called the Mother of her
understand.
M
o
w om an ever
Permanently V nrm. Wo maor nervouaneaa Country.” — Cincinnati Ttmes-Star.
covering every part of the globe. And regretted w ritin g her and sh e .
xfter first day’s useofllr.KUne'slireat
_
G e n u in e
Nerve
H E N w ritin g to a«l vertisers p le a a a l
the issue by the American Society for lias helped thousands. Address
L r ' v T i 1" ' (?r F r e t - 1 1 2 t r ia l bet lie a n d Ir e a t ta * I
m en tion th is paper.
1
Applicant (for position as cook)—
KUne. L td .. 9 » A r c b a t .. P h ila d e lp h ia , P a .
the year amounted to 1.993,558 Bibles Lynn, Mass.
How many aftl\ernoons out durin' the
and
portions.—Century.
wake, mtm?
Mrs. Highmore— Well,
He
K n ew T h e y W o u ld F i t
hair food you can buy. For 60
years it has been doing just
what we claim it will do. It
will not disappoint you.
S h o rt H a ir
C A S T O R l A
Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
B E UTE L BUSINESS COLLEGE
A severe case of Ovarian
Trouble and a terrible operation
avoided. Mrs. Emmons tells
how she was saved by the use
of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound.
| WANTED
2 0 0 M EN.
E
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
*
A lt In t h e P e n .
o f course, you can have every Thurs­
* T " *lat *8 Ike term applied to one
Applicant— I ’m askin’
^«lgns another person's uame to s day, and-----
yt, mim, how many afthernoons out
a—live or ten years usually, I be- ye' want yersilf.— Chicago Tribune.
T o w n s -H e a r what Sniffklns did
when the collection plate came 'round
■ <kir»l. a good coil?..
to him In church last Sunday? Browne
cured coughs and colds for forty
— No. Dropped a button in, I sup­
' At druggists, 25 cents.
pose. Towne— Not even th at
He
leaned over and whispered: “ I paid
The F a b le o f F o u r M en .
off a street car this morning," the pastor’s fare In the car yesterday
* doctor to me "and, being In no morning. W e’ll cull it square.— Phil­
f. I began moralizing on the ac- adelphia Press.
“ Mandy, d'e rec'lect how Henry
* *ud probable character o f three
*ho had alighted Just ahead of Wiggins used to play marbles all the
The first one was even then half time when he was a little feller?”
own the block and was going on “ Goodness, yes.” “ Well, he bain t got
such rapid strides that he had over his hankerin' after ’em yit; this
a y Put a couple of hundred yards piece in the paper ’bout millionaires’
keen himself and the next man. bouses says he has one o f the finest
ere, thought I, 'goes a hustler— a Elections o f Italian marbles In the
who's bound to succeed in life.’ hull world.” — Brooklyn Life.
second man was walking rather
“ Is It true.” asked the interviewer,
er. and Impressed me as one who “ that when you fiisi came to this
id n falr:y well, perhaps, in this country you worked in your shirt
• But the last fellow was Just sleeves tor a living?” “ It is not.” re-
ttng
s along
siong in the most shiftless ‘ pne<j the successful public man. In-
Very qUickly 8et hlm 1 dlgnantly.
"A h !
No — offense— I
Inst th* 0afPr'
hope----- “ When I came here,” con­
's
0n ®n°tb e 'Id e a came home 1 tlnued the successful man. ” 1 didn't
_ “ r** w«r * ahead of me!” ; t,aTe a s h irt” — Cincinnati Tlmea Star.
Carter’s
Little Liver Pills.
M u s t B e a r S ig n a tu r e o f
S e t F s o Simile Wrspper Below.
T e r r em a il am. ee eeey
to take as asgsr.
FOR HEADACHE.
FOR D IH IN E 1 S .
FOR B IU 0 U S R E S S .
FOR
FOI
FOR
FOR
TORPID LIVER.
COHSTIPATIOH.
SALLOW SKIH.
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G o in g t o B e S o m e th in g .
A colored man in Philadelphia re­
quested his employer to release him
so that he could go South.
"W h at do you want to go for, La­
fayette?"
“ ‘Cos I'se called to a cjiurch down
dar.”
"Called to a church? What are you
going to be?”
“ I'se goln’ to be sumfln. I dunno
whedder I be de pasture, or de sex­
tant or de vestureman, but I'se goln’
to be sumfln.” — Success.
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IS W H A T THEV SA Y
We ran extract one or all vour teeth w ith ­
out h u rtin g a bit, and pu t in new teeth the
-ame day if you deni re.
Our system o f crown And bridge w ork is
him pie, quick And pAinless.
KstAblished in PortlAnd P yeArs.
The reeson we Advertise is to le t you
know where we Are.
Open evenin gs t ill 9
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Phone Mein 2029
W IS E bROS., Dentists
A Q u e e r W a y o f T e l l i n g T im e .
In Malay the natives keep a record
o f time in the following way:
Floating In a bucket filled with wa­
ter they place a cocoanut shell hav­
ing s small perforation, through which
by slow degrees the water finds Its
way inside. This opening ls so pro­
portioned that It takes jnst one hour
for the shell to fill and sink. Then a
watchman calls out; the shell Is emp­
tied, and the process is begun again.
There ls more humiliation about
love than about anything else, for the
reason that there ls less naturalness
about lovt than about anything elsa.
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