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W a tch SMITH WAÜ S DRESSED VEAL AND PORK W e w a n t draeaed veal an«l p ork and liv e ch ick en *. We d o not charire coin- mia*u»n. W e will pa v you prum ptly. Sh p a n y q u an tity and hhip a n y day. W e w ill pay aa fo l low * fo r g ood , fa t s tu ff: Dressed Veal Dressed Pork Live H ens....... .............. 9C tO IOC ............................ 12C ..................... 1 HC ............................23C A d d re. all shipm ent* F R A N K L. S M IT H M E A T C O . “ F ig h t in g th e B e e f T r u s t " PORTLAN D, OREGON No K ic k T h ere. The new arrival had just written his name and address In tha hotel reg ister. "From Ypsllnntl. eh?” said the clerk; “ that’s the town, Isn’t It, where------ ” "No. sir," Interrupted the other, with a frown; "we’ re perfectly satisfied with the name of our city. You're thinking • f Oshkosh."—Chicago Tribune. To F it th e H er NOTHING N I W UNDER THE SUN. U row . Daniel O’Connell Lively, of Port land. Ore., who is somewhat of a boos ter himself, tells a story of two Saattls boosters who met In Portland. "Hello, B ill!” "Hello. J im !" “ Whem'd you come down from Se attle?” “ I left yesterday morning.” "I came down last night, and say, Dill------ ” "W hat?" "Jee-rusalem! You ought to see her now !” — Philadelphia Saturday Even ing Post. Hit n a l i o n . M anx on Loss of Appetite W hich Is so common In the spring or upon the return of warm weather, la loss of vitality, vigor or tone, and is often a forerunner of prostrating dis ease. It 1 b serious and especially so to people that must keep up and doing or get behindhand. The best medicine to take for it Is the great constitutional remedy Hood’s Sarsaparilla Butcher—What can 1 send you to day, Mrs. Styles? Which purifies and enriches the b l o o d Mrs. Styles—Send me a leg of mut and builds up the whole system. ton, and be sure it Is from a black Get It today in usual liquid form or aheep; we are In mourning, you know chocolated tablets known as Sarsataba» —Jewish Ledger. F a u lt 'o f PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. o f P ortla n d , O regon FURNISHES HELP EREE T O EM PLOYERS M ain office, 12 N orth S econd S t. M ain 5670; A 1406 L ad ies D ept, 206Va M orrison S t. M ain 1062; A 2064 P hone or w ir e ord ers at ou r expenaa. W E H A V E CASH BUYERS w a itin g fo r Stock, Dairy and Logged-Over Lands A d dress A mo t h e M c C a r t h y c o m p a n y Main 8983. 403 4 RefcduM Bkfe . Portland, Orecoo Dr. B. E. Wright H a v e y ou r teeth o u t and p la te and b rid g e w ork done. F or o u t -o f-t o w n pa tron s w e finish pla te and b rid g e w ork in o n e da y If necessa ry. P R IC B S : M ar C m » . . . . $5.00 22k Brklc« T m A .. $3.50 Pin’»* htractwe . 50c BEST M ETH ODS Painless E x tra ctio n F ree w h en pla tes o r b rid g e w ork is ord ered . C on su lta tion F ree. Y ou ca n n o t( et b etter painless w ork a n yw h ere, no m a tter ow m uch you pay. All W ork Fully G u a r a n te e d f o r F ifte e n Y e a r s S Dr. B. E. Wright Co. Insomnia “ I hav. been using Cascarets for In somnia, with which I have been afflicted for twenty years, and I can say that Cas carets have given me more relief than any other remedy I have ever tried. I shall certainly recommend them to my friend, aa being all that they are represented.” Thos. Gillard, Elgin, 111. P leasant. P alatable. P otent. T aste Good. D o G ood. N e v e r S icken. W eaken o r G ripe. 10c, 25c, 50c. N ev er «old in bulk. T h e g en uin e ta blet sta m ped C C C. G uaran teed to cu r e o r y o u r m oney back. Alcohol, Tobacco, Cocaine, Morphine, Cigarette or Other DOPE HABITS CURED Positively and harmlessly in short time by the new Olconeia Method. Treat ment is not expensive or painful. You need not remain a slave to your habits, when a short stay at our Sanitarium will make you free. Address 3 4 2 } Washington St., OLCONEIA CO., Portland, Oregon T ak e ca r at d ep ot and tra n sfe r to W a sh in g ton St. P reach er. Judge— What Is your name? Prisoner— John R. R. R. R. Smith. Judge— Why do you have four R ’s in your name? Prisoner— The preacher who chris tened me stuttered, sir.— London Answers. CM F M » .... $1 « Eland FUlnss . $1.00 Sllnr Filin«, 50c .p Cool Kobbtr P hi» $5.00 Bed Hei Ktnbcr . P h i» .............. $7.50 th e Arleta Station. Portland, Or. GET THE -BEST RESULTS FROM POULTRY RAISING By OTvering the houses with ASBESTOS ROOE1NG MADE OF STONE iti ,, The Cheapen Roof to Use. Requires No Coating. . HRti, TIME AND WEATHER PROOF ■f • Keeps buildings cool in sumfner and warm in winter l ‘ S en d for Catalogue and Sam ple* H W. JOHNS MANVILLE CO 576 FIRST AVENUE SO.. SEATTI.E SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM LIST Pacific Coast Biscuit Company P ortland S ea ttle S pok ane A*k f o r Their G oods and SAVE THESE SWASTIKA END SEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE They Will Secure You Many U s e f a l Articles Without Cost LET EVERY PERSON TAKE CARE OF THEIR TEETH B e tte r H faith w>U b e th eir«rew ard. I f y o u r teeth a re D eca yed h a v e them a tten d ed t o a t ou r office by DR. W YTH E or on e o f o u r e x p e r t W ork m en w h o are »killed in D R . W Y T H E ’S system . I K N O W w h a t to d o and h ow to d o it. T h a t’s w h y all m y w ork is p ositively P A IN L E S S . T h a t ’s also w h y all m y w o rk is G U A R 4 N T E E D to g iv e la stin g s a tis fa ctio n . P op u la r prices w ithin th e reach o f e v ery on e, a«-e ch a rg ed . Coupled w ith m y in com p a ra b ly lew prices fo r d e n tistr y o f gu a ra n teed relia b ility is the fa c t that we d o not e x p e c t th e p a y until th e w ork is sa tis fa cto ry t o you. I A m M aking a S p e c ia lty o f P o r c e la in F illin g s in G old. S ilv er. P la B r id g e w o r k . tin u m and P orcela in 5 0 c t « $ l G old C row n s and B r id g e - T his is w ith o u t d o u b t th e m ost b eau w ork $ 3 . $ 4 tad $ 5 tifu l and la stin g w ork know n to den tal scien ce. S p a ce s w h ere on e o r m ore teeth have been lost I rep la ce to look so natural th a t d e te c tio n is im possible. A sk to see sa m ples o f this b ea u tifu l w ork . A ll d en tists h ere a re g ra d u a tes o f fr o m 12 to 20 y e a r s’ e x p erien ce. ÏN T I S T S , h o u r s 8 :3 0 ( o 6 : | ^ ^ w S u n d a y s, 8 :3 0 t o 2 . ^ L J *Y i n I I I Comfort K a s ^ o n 'i r a w r a w r u i . c o a x i n . liv e , i n t o a c t iv i t y b y g e u t l e cue th u d s . T h e y d u not sco u r, g r ip e o r w eaken. T h e y a r s ft t o u le t o t h e K to m a c h , liv e r a n d n e r v e s } I n v ig o r a t e in s t e a d o f w e a k e n . T h ey en rich th e b lo o d a n d e n a b le th e a tom a ch t o g n a ll t h e n o u r is h m e n t f r o m f o o d t h a t U p u t in t o It. T h e s e p i l l s c o n t a in n o c a l o m e l ; t h e y a r e s o o t h i n g , h e n l in g a n d s t i m u la t in g . F o r s a le b y a ll d r u g g i s t s In 10c a n d 2Rc six e s . I f y o n n e e d m e d ic a l a d v ic e , w r i t e M n n y o n 's D o c t o r s . T h e y w i l l a d v is e t o t h e b e s t o f t h e ir a b i li t y a b s o lu te ly f r e e o f C h a r g e . M C N Y O N 'g , * * 4 g a d J e f f e r s o n B t s „ P h il a d e lp h ia , P a . S end 10c fo r trial pack age. 148 Fifth Street. O pp. M eier & Frank’s Fifth-Street Entrance. L ad v A s sis ta n ts A lw a y s In A tte n d a n c e . Y o u n o lo n g e r n eed w e a r y o u r- s e lf o u t w ith the w e a k e n in g h e a t o f an in ten sely h o t k itch en . Y o u c a n c o o k in co m fo rt. Here is a stove that gives n o OUf side heat. A11 its heat is concentrated at the burners. A n intense blue flame (hotter than either white or red) is thrown upwards but not around. AU the heat is utilized in cooking — none in outside heating. John and th e A woman suffrage lecturer in Eng land recently brought down the house with the folowing argument: “ I have no vote, but my groom has. I have a great respect for that man in the sta bles, but I am sure If J were to go to him and say, ‘John, will you exercise the franchise?’ he would reply, Tlease, mum. which horse be that?*" A n oth er entirely rem oves the discom fort o f cooking. Apply a match and immediately the stove is ready. Instantly an intense heat is pro jected upwards against the pot, pan, kettle or boiler, and yet there is no surrounding heat — no sm ell —no sm oke. WHEN YOUR MEALS DISAGREE It is certainly time to take immedi ate action if you would ward off a serious sick spell. It is positive proof of a weak stomach and de ranged digestion and for which you cannot take a better medicine than Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters; but re member this, the longer you put off giving the assitance needed by the digestive system the harder it is go ing to be to cure you. We know of hundreds of cases, taken in hand at the very beginning, in which a short course of the Bitters proved very efficacious. Therefore, be persuad ed to get a bottle today from your druggist or dealer, and thus avoid all possible danger of a sick spell. It is a wonderful tonic and invigor- ant for overworked, nervous and run-down persons, and in cases of Poor Appetite, Bloating, Heartburn, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Costiveness and Malaria it is the best. W h y? Because The New Perfection Cook-Stove is scientifically and practically perfect. You cannot use too much wick — it is automatically controlled. You get the maximum heat —no smoke. The burner is simple. One wipe with a cloth cleans it — conse quently there is no smell. The New Perfection Oil Cook-Stove it wonderful for year-round use, but especially in summer. Its heat oper ates upward to pan, pot, or kettle, but not beyond or around. It ia useless lor heating s room. It has a Cabinet T ep with shelf for keeping plates and food hot. It has long turquoise-blue enamel chimneys. The nickel finish, with the bright blue o f the chimneys, makes the stove ornamental and attractive. Made with 1, 2 and 3 burners; the 2 and 3-burner stoves can be had with or without Cabinet. ___ E very dealer every wiiere : If not at yetne, fo r Descriptivo Circular to the uearestagency of) (Incorporated) R x la lln u I i t t | i r i „ r m r u la l.o u a A go. There Is no new thing under the ■tin. Many of our boasted new “ In vent tons" are simply second editions of things which were Invented a thou sand years ago, Pearson's Weekly says. The taxloab U by no means a new Idea. A German professor has writ ten a letter to the Frankfort Gazette, In which he saye he has discovered that Vitruvius, the Roman historian, describes a taximeter cab In use in Rome the year 79 A. D. The mechanism of the taximeter caused a stone to drop Into a box under the carriage every thousand paces. At the end of the journey the driver counted ?>• stones which had fallen Into the box, and In this way was able to calculate the fare. Within the last fifty years an En glishman produced a particular kind of pin, which he calle> a "safety” pin. For this admirable service to mankind he was highly honored and fetes and favors have showered upon him. However, when some one was pok ing about among the ruins of Pompeii they came upon a large number of bronze safety pins They were quite up-to-date pins, too. There was a colled spring at one end and a catch at the other— just like those in con stant use at the present day. Thimbles have been found In pre historic mounds and combs and hair- piss were In existence before the Christian era. It Is guessed with some certainty that the first needle must have been threaded by a thrifty housewife about 5,000 years ago. The combination locks we use to day, which can only be opened by a combination of certain numbers and letters, were well known and used ex tensively by the Chinese m u y centu ries ago. In China, too, they Illuminated their houses a couple of thousand years ago with natural gas, which was conveyed to the consumer’s house by means of bamboo tubes. It is calculated that some short hand systems go back to somewhere about 500 B. C. At any rate, there seems no doubt that the orations of Cicero were written with as much skill and rapidity as the modern sten ographer could boast. The ancients knew about electricity and, though we usually credit Watts with the discovery of steam as a mo tive power, Nero of Alexandria de scribed machines driven by steam 2,000 years before Watts was born. This same gentleman invented a double-force pump, such as Is used nowadays as a fire engine, and he an ticipated the modern turbine wheel. FACE TH AT W AS FAM ILIAR. Q u ite S u re S he H a d M et th e M a k and So She R e a lly H ad. Two richly dressed young girls whose breeding and beauty would piss unquestioned anywhere w'ere among the crowd at an exhibition of paint ings last week. Suddenly the taller of them lifted her eyes and exclaimed to her companion, as she caught sight of a man entering the room: “ Why, there’s some one I ought to know real well.” She was looking directly at a man who had not yet seen her, says the New York Press. He was well worth looking at— strong, broad of shoulder, fair as a Norseman, with an air far more material than artistic. The girl’s steady eyes compelled the man’s gaze. As their glances met she bowed. He looked surprised, but made no re BEST sponse. She bowed again with gentle READY insistence, smiling the while. He was ROOFING almost up within touch of her as he returned her greeting with seeming KNOWN S end fo r Sam ples protest at doing so. A sudden pressing and P rices. together of the crowd brought them close to each other, and she purred Majestic Roof up to him. ing Co. “ Don’t you think that on the aver 326 Worcester Bldg age this year’s exhibition Is an Im PORTLAND, ORE. provement on the last?’’ she asked. “ I don’t know, Miss Kirkie,” he re- U n io n P a in le s s D e n tis ts | turned, simply, with a shyness of man ner that seemed strangely enough un suited to so superb a physical speci men. “ I’m no Judge. I Just came in Just because I was given a ticket.” “ Y-e-s?” she drawled out. Then hur riedly, as she put out her hand, which he failed to see: “ You really will par don me, won’t you? But I can’t recall where I met you or anything—even F ull S et o f T e e t h ................................................... $ 5 .0 0 B rid ge W ork o r T eeth w ith o u t P lates $ 3 5 0 to $ 5 your name has slipped my memory. G old C r o w n s ............................................S 3 .5 0 to $ 5 .0 0 And yet I ought to know it, since P orcelain C r o w n s .................................. $ 3 . 5 0 to $ 5 .0 0 you haven’t forgotten mine, I see. And G old o r P orcela in F illin g s ............................$ 1 . 0 0 Up S ilver F illin g s ............................................. 5 0 c to $ 1 .0 0 your face Is so fam iliar!” B est P la te M a d e .....................................................$ 7 .5 0 N o ch a rg e s fo r P ainless E x tr a c tin g w hen o th ei She broke off and looked up at him w ork is don e. 15 y e a r s’ G u aran tee w ith all w ork. with eager expectance, as though she H ours. 8 a . m . to H p . m . 221 Va M orrison S treet. were questioning him. Finally he broke what promised to be an icy si- I lence. “ Yes, miss, you used to see me very often when you lived In’ the apartment •5, « 4 , « 3 .5 0 , *3, * 2 .5 0 & *2 on 72d street. I was— I still am— the THE STANDARD janitor there.” • FOR 3 0 YEARS. M illion * o f m e n w e a r The Poet's W ife. W. L. DOUGLAS SH O ES W . L D ou g in » sh oe* b e ca u se t h e y a re t h e lo w est p rices, q u a lity c o n sid e r e d , in t h e w o rld . M a d e u p o n h o n o r ,o f th e b est lea th er*, b y t h e m ost sk illed w o rk m e n , in all th e latest fash ion *. Bn y i ' Shoes. $3. #2 .50 A $2 W. L. Douglas guarantee* their value by stamping his name and prtre on tha bottom, f.nok for It. A S I S N o Niittal If u t e . f a i t C o l o r E y e l e t j. _ A s k y o e r d e a l e r for W. I* D onglasshoe«. It not for sale in yonr town write for Ma 1 lort 1 er<'atalog.»how. Ing how to order by mall. Shoes ordered dlre.-t fn.i* factory delivered free. W .L. Douglas, Brockton, Mosa 04 S t a n d a r d O il C o m p a n y K eaaoa. Max— Jones is the most wlde-awaki man I know. Dax— You surprise me. I nevei heard of hLs being especially enterpris ing. Max— Oh, It Isn’t enterprise thal makes him so: It’s insomnia.—Tit-Bits. W . L D o u g la s $ 5 .0 0 a n d $ 4 .0 0 sh o e * e q u a l C u s tom B en ch W o rk co s t in g $ 6 .0 0 t o $ 8 .0 0 . O il C o o k -s to v e y o a g e t t h is i th a t th e n a m e -p la te r e e d e N e w P e r fe c t io n .” F r a n c h is e . *‘ l » v r » t l » u , ” T bluw * The wife of the pqet. biographies show it, has happiness rich and rare; Tn rapturous revel he deigns to dis hevel her carefully done back hair. He calls her to listen, with glances that glisten, to songs of his sen sitive soul While she is discerning by odors of burning, that cook, with her fancies of penny romances, Is finding a Heaven with X37, and dinner is done to a coal! I —Adrian Ross, In House Beautiful. ----------------- — b. ■ i Pnrille'a I’ m nn«>«>■. Tom Purdie, an old man servant In Sir Walter Scott’s household, used to talk of the famous ' Waverley Novels” o f t h e ye *» to have y o o r te e th o u t and : as "our books,” and said that the read p l a t e a n d hrid»« w ork done. F< rout- ing of them was the greatest comfort o f-to w a p a tro n * we | to him. fin ish p l a t e a n d b rid e « w ork in on« "Whenever I am off my sleep,” he d ay I f n ecessary . oe net i confided to James Skene, the author Molar Crown« «5.00 of “ Memories of Sir Walter Scott,” ” 1 | 22 V Rr 4 t«Teeth 3.50 have only to take ode of the novels, j Gdd Flllnrt 1.00 and before I have read two pages it Is Enamel FilUnf* 1.00 $ i w mfiwfo «50 sure to set me asleep.” NOW ' b Y st TIMS I Good Rubber hat«* lost Rubber _ 5.00 - h*ta* 7.50 Painless Eatr'tle* .50 ________ _______ __ ___ __ OCST NITH ODO palnle«« E itror-tin n F r e « w h en plate« o r b rid n e iro rk I* order* l. C onsul ta t 10 a F r e e . Y o u c a n a o t e e t bet tea pernio«« work an yw here, no m a tte r how m ach you pay. A l l w o r k f o lly g u a r a n t e e d fo e fift e e n ye a r« . = W ise Dental Co. IN C O R P O R A T E D Painless Dentists N a n s s e # n s . TMrS t raST U N O , O S t lM A » s » » i i i . s . i . i r . s . i» r ir v I » i C o m ln ff. Mrs. Marsh— Are you going to vot* tor Thompson? Mrs. Mallow— No. They say the other man Is much better looking.— St. Louis Post-Dispatch. It may be that s man can’t under stand women, but It he learni to he afraid of them he has learned thing. « « » ■ i w 'a 0 , m *. The children were playing »boat the yard where the old black gardener . was fixing up the flower beds. Aa ha ' worked he kept up a running conver sation with Berenice, the 3-yearoid: “ Lemme see, how many of you chil- i luns is they— Ellen an’ Zulla an’ Lulu an' Bareness an’ Billy. Five ut um! Foah gal chllluns an’ a boy chlllun! Well, now Ah’s got fire 111' chllluns at mah house; Whut you reckon they all u r “ What do I reckon they all Is?” re- | plied Berenice scornfully, “ Ireckon they're all little niggers, that’s what I reckon.” —Houston Post. T r e a tin g C a n cer w it h W ithout F Ir*t claaa w ork a t reasonable price«. A lco h o l A_StrongJ[onlc Without Alcohol A Body Builder Without Alcohol F ree ex am ination and p e r fe ctly A tte « glaaaea a* low aa $ 2.00 . N o fa k in g i LfK. U L.. H A Y N k b A Blood Purifier Without Alcohol Suite 427, Marquam Building A Grezt- Alterative Without Alcohol O pposite Portland Hotel, Portland Ora. A Doctor’ * Medicine Without Alcohol A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE F ou rth F loor H ea t. Dr. Eugene Doyen explained at -he International Congress of Physiothera py In Paris hie treatment of cancer by mesne of electrically produced heat, i The eecret of the discovery Is that the cancerous cells are destroyed by a tem perature of from 60 to 56 degrees cen- tlgrade, which le entirely harmless *o healthy cells. The method thowa won derful results, he says, In eliminating the need of the knife In all lesions which are accessible to an electrical eurrent, artificially applied. The heal ing of the tissues follows Immediately upon the coagulation of the oaacaroua cells. _____________ ____ EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN Ayer's S .rs.p .riil* CUT SATES IN PAINLESS DENTIST*! Without Alcohol A i/ers W a p u b lla b ou r form ula* W o ban ish a lcoh ol / (Torn ou r m edloin es W o u rg e y ou to e o o o u lt y o u r doetor Ayer’ s Pill* *re liver pill*. They act directly on the liver, make more bile accreted. This is why they are so valu able in constipation, biliousness, dys pepsia, sick-headache. Ask your doctor If he knows a better laxative pill. b y th a J . C. A y * r C o ., L o w e ll. M aas.-— P a in loa * E x t r a c t i o n ........ F ra # S ilv e r F i l l i n g * ........................ M e G o ld F illin g * ............................ 75a 22 K . G old C r o w n * ...................M P o r c e la in C r o w n * .................. S3 M o la r Q old C r o w n s ................ $4 B r id g e W o r k , 22 K . G o l d . . . .$$ I n la y P illa , P u re G o l d ..........S3 V e r y N ice R u b b e r P l a t * . . . .$4 B est R u b b e r P la te o n E a r t h ...................................... $7 A L L T H I 8 W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D . D o n ’ t th ro w y o u r m on ey a w a y . A d o lla r a ovod la t w o d olla r* ea rn ed . O u r o rig in a l relia b le M od em P ain less M eth od * a n d o u r p e r fe c t e d office eq u ip m ent o a v es u* tim e a n d y o u r m on ey . BO STON D E N T IS T S . 5 t h « M o r r i a e n , P o r t l a n d Entrance 2 9 m Morrison, opposite PottfoAce aad Meier a Prank. Established in Portland 10 year*. Open evening* until I and Sunday« until 12i 10, for people who work. Good for Sore Eyes, S T E IN W A Y A N D O TH E R PIANOS for over 100 years PETTIT'S E Y E SA L V E has positively cured eye dis eases everywhere. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y . VICTOR S h e rm a n p l a y & C o . A Beautiful Cook FREE You Can Get Allen's f o o t - Case PRCC. W r ite A l i e n s . O lm s t e d .L e R o y , N . Y „ f o r * fr e e s a m p le o f A l le n 's F o o t-E a s e . I t c u r e * s w e a t in g , h o t s w o l le n , a c h i n g feet. I t m a k e s nfew o r t ig h t s h o e s ea sy . A c e r t a i n c u r e fo r co r n s . I n g r o w in g n a ils a n d b u n io n s . A l l d r u g - sjista s e ll It. 25c. D o n 't a c c e p t a n y s u b s t it u t e . W hen?....................................................................... f-n u tly This b e a u tifu l b o o k le t , co n ta in in g 7 5 s p le n d id p h o t o g r a v u r e s o f th e w o r ld ’ s m o st c e l e b r a t e d m u sician s, ■ la y b o h o d f r e e u p o n r e q u e s t , p r o v id in g th o fo l lo w ing q u e s t io n s a r c a n s w e r e d . W e w ill a ls o s o n d f r e o a c o p y # f " O ld P s v o r ito S o n g s . " Do you expect to buy a P i a n o .......................... Name......................................................................... Address..................................................................... M em ory, “Havo you got any—any typewriter exterminators?" asked the amall boy. "W hat!” exclaimed the salesgirl, aghast. "Typewriter exterminators. I think that’s what they told me to get. Any how, It was something that------” "Do you mean typewriter erasers?” "Well, maybe that was It, but what's the difference? Ain’t they the same? I want a dime’s worth of ’em.“ A ffa la n t M ACHINES SIXTH A N D MORRISON, OPP. POSTOFFICE. PORTLAND. OREGON A lt it u d e . "Walter.” said the man at the table In the far corner of the restaurant, "this piece of steak is decidedly too an cient, In spots." "Our beefsteak Is all alike to-day, sir," stiffly answered the waiter, “and you are the only man that has found anything wrong with It.” "Probably that’s because I am a fast eater,” rejoined the other; ”1 hit only the high places.”—Chicago Tribune. H la TALKING W om en W ork ers. K ept H er ta v ir o n m e a t. P r o m is e . *Bllly, dear,” said hla young wife, coaxlngly, “tell mo tho password of your lodge.” “ But I pledged myself never to dis close that, Bella." “ You’re not disclosing it when you give It to me. You know we have no secrets from each other.” "’If I tell you what it Is, dear, will you promise sacredly never to repeat It to a living soul?" “Yes. I promise.” "Well, here It Is: Chattyblddybeech- Ittybiddybiparaparagoolagarlthehowk - aspecklybexlybim." True to her word, the young wife never repeated it to anybody. From the Pittsburg offices of the Bal timore and Ohio Railroad came the *e- port that the auditors and statisticians had estimated that the women clerks and stenographers do on the average 30 per cent less work than the men. U e n a a M e n d a c la e , The management therefore will hence forth employ only men, althougl the Mrs. Wheedle— John, dear, you are present women workers will not be going to get me a lovely pearl neck dismissed.__________________ lace for my birthday; a bird whis M o t h e r s w i l l fin d M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o t h in g pered It to me. B y ru p t h e b e s t r e m e d y t o u se fo r t h e ir c h i ld r e n Mr. Wheedle— Don’t you believe It. d u r in g t h e t e e t h in g p e r io d . It must have been a lyre bird that es caped out of some menagerie.— Bos H la N e e d le a s P a in . "pifleda, for six months I have been ton Transcript. just aching to tell you how much I A p p r o p r i a t e F a s to a lu ffO . love y o u !” “ How will I keep my new chantecler "O, Guy, I’ve been aching longer hat on my head?” she asked, perplex tran that to hear you say It!” ed. M U p la c e d I lia M ea t« 'With hat pinfeathers, my dea/," A Norburne man bought 20 cents’ said the milliner.— St. Louis Star. worth of steak and received a nickel In change. When he got home he couldn’t find the meat. At last he dis covered the nickel In his coat pocket. That gave him the clew, and opening hi 3 purse, he found where he had put the steak.— Kansas City Star. ‘‘George, I shall have to tell you that you don’t chow your victuals half long enough.” “That sort of talk may be all right In Philadelphia, where you live, Unci« William, but there’s no time to Fletch- erlze Li Chicago.”—Chicago Tribune. W ith A p o lo ffle a . O, woman! In our hours of ease Gentle, tender, and glad to please^ And grateful as the cooling shade By softly sighing maples made— When bargain counters tempt the« now, An uncontrolled tornado thou! $1.25 p e r W ord In sert* Clasaifiad ada in 86 laad» ig n p a p ers ln U . S. S end fo r liât. T h e D ak e A d * vertiain g A g e n cy , 427 S. M ain S t., Loa A n g ela s, oO 12 G ea ry S t., San F ra n cisco, Cal. DAISY FLY KILLER KÄSEfflkÄ N n i.c lu s .M iM M UL couvwulrat. c H m *J L a « ta a ll «aaiemJ Mid« of metal, calo«* «pill or tip over, wfIf «o* •oil or Inture Cuirsnteed Of oU < ■ BASOLO »OME IM DeKolb Aw atwura. 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