W a tch
SMITH WAÜ S DRESSED VEAL AND PORK
W e w a n t draeaed
veal an«l p ork and
liv e ch ick en *.
We
d o not charire coin-
mia*u»n.
W e will
pa v you prum ptly.
Sh p a n y q u an tity
and hhip a n y day.
W e w ill pay aa fo l
low * fo r g ood , fa t
s tu ff:
Dressed Veal
Dressed Pork
Live H ens.......
.............. 9C tO IOC
............................ 12C
..................... 1 HC
............................23C
A d d re. all shipm ent*
F R A N K L. S M IT H M E A T C O .
“ F ig h t in g th e B e e f T r u s t "
PORTLAN D, OREGON
No
K ic k
T h ere.
The new arrival had just written
his name and address In tha hotel reg
ister.
"From Ypsllnntl. eh?” said the clerk;
“ that’s the town, Isn’t It, where------ ”
"No. sir," Interrupted the other, with
a frown; "we’ re perfectly satisfied with
the name of our city. You're thinking
• f Oshkosh."—Chicago Tribune.
To
F it
th e
H er
NOTHING N I W UNDER THE SUN.
U row .
Daniel O’Connell Lively, of Port
land. Ore., who is somewhat of a boos
ter himself, tells a story of two Saattls
boosters who met In Portland.
"Hello, B ill!”
"Hello. J im !"
“ Whem'd you come down from Se
attle?”
“ I left yesterday morning.”
"I came down last night, and say,
Dill------ ”
"W hat?"
"Jee-rusalem! You ought to see her
now !” — Philadelphia Saturday Even
ing Post.
Hit n a l i o n .
M anx
on
Loss of Appetite
W hich Is so common In the spring or
upon the return of warm weather, la
loss of vitality, vigor or tone, and is
often a forerunner of prostrating dis
ease.
It 1 b serious and especially so to
people that must keep up and doing or
get behindhand.
The best medicine to take for it Is
the great constitutional remedy
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Butcher—What can 1 send you to
day, Mrs. Styles?
Which purifies and enriches the b l o o d
Mrs. Styles—Send me a leg of mut and builds up the whole system.
ton, and be sure it Is from a black
Get It today in usual liquid form or
aheep; we are In mourning, you know chocolated tablets known as Sarsataba»
—Jewish Ledger.
F a u lt 'o f
PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO.
o f P ortla n d , O regon
FURNISHES HELP EREE
T O EM PLOYERS
M ain office, 12 N orth S econd S t. M ain 5670; A 1406
L ad ies D ept, 206Va M orrison S t. M ain 1062; A 2064
P hone or w ir e ord ers at ou r expenaa.
W E H A V E CASH BUYERS
w a itin g fo r
Stock, Dairy and Logged-Over Lands
A d dress
A mo
t h e M c C a r t h y c o m p a n y
Main 8983.
403 4 RefcduM Bkfe . Portland, Orecoo
Dr. B. E. Wright
H a v e y ou r teeth o u t and p la te and b rid g e w ork
done. F or o u t -o f-t o w n pa tron s w e finish pla te
and b rid g e w ork in o n e da y If necessa ry.
P R IC B S :
M ar C m » . . . . $5.00
22k Brklc« T m A .. $3.50
Pin’»* htractwe . 50c
BEST M ETH ODS
Painless E x tra ctio n F ree w h en pla tes o r b rid g e
w ork is ord ered . C on su lta tion F ree. Y ou ca n n o t(
et b etter painless w ork a n yw h ere, no m a tter
ow m uch you pay.
All W ork Fully G u a r a n te e d f o r F ifte e n Y e a r s
S
Dr. B. E. Wright Co.
Insomnia
“ I hav. been using Cascarets for In
somnia, with which I have been afflicted
for twenty years, and I can say that Cas
carets have given me more relief than any
other remedy I have ever tried. I shall
certainly recommend them to my friend,
aa being all that they are represented.”
Thos. Gillard, Elgin, 111.
P leasant. P alatable. P otent. T aste Good.
D o G ood. N e v e r S icken. W eaken o r G ripe.
10c, 25c, 50c. N ev er «old in bulk. T h e g en
uin e ta blet sta m ped C C C. G uaran teed to
cu r e o r y o u r m oney back.
Alcohol, Tobacco, Cocaine, Morphine,
Cigarette or Other
DOPE HABITS CURED
Positively and harmlessly in short time
by the new Olconeia Method. Treat
ment is not expensive or painful. You
need not remain a slave to your habits,
when a short stay at our Sanitarium
will make you free. Address
3 4 2 } Washington St.,
OLCONEIA CO.,
Portland, Oregon
T ak e ca r at d ep ot and tra n sfe r to W a sh in g ton St.
P reach er.
Judge— What Is your name?
Prisoner— John R. R. R. R. Smith.
Judge— Why do you have four R ’s
in your name?
Prisoner— The preacher who chris
tened
me stuttered, sir.— London
Answers.
CM F M » .... $1 «
Eland FUlnss . $1.00
Sllnr Filin«,
50c .p
Cool Kobbtr P hi» $5.00
Bed Hei Ktnbcr
.
P h i» .............. $7.50
th e
Arleta Station.
Portland, Or.
GET THE -BEST RESULTS FROM POULTRY RAISING
By OTvering the houses with
ASBESTOS ROOE1NG MADE OF STONE
iti
,,
The Cheapen Roof to Use.
Requires No Coating.
. HRti, TIME AND WEATHER PROOF
■f • Keeps buildings cool in sumfner and warm in winter
l
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SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM LIST
Pacific Coast Biscuit Company
P ortland
S ea ttle
S pok ane
A*k f o r Their G oods and
SAVE THESE
SWASTIKA END SEALS
THEY ARE VALUABLE
They Will Secure You Many U s e f a l
Articles Without Cost
LET EVERY PERSON TAKE CARE OF THEIR TEETH
B e tte r H faith w>U b e th eir«rew ard. I f y o u r teeth a re D eca yed h a v e them a tten d ed t o a t ou r office by
DR. W YTH E or on e o f o u r e x p e r t W ork m en w h o are »killed in D R . W Y T H E ’S system .
I K N O W w h a t to d o and h ow to d o it. T h a t’s w h y all m y w ork is p ositively P A IN L E S S .
T h a t ’s
also w h y all m y w o rk is G U A R 4 N T E E D to g iv e la stin g s a tis fa ctio n . P op u la r prices w ithin th e reach
o f e v ery on e, a«-e ch a rg ed .
Coupled w ith m y in com p a ra b ly lew prices fo r d e n tistr y o f gu a ra n teed relia b ility is the fa c t that
we d o not e x p e c t th e p a y until th e w ork is sa tis fa cto ry t o you.
I A m M aking a S p e c ia lty o f P o r c e la in
F illin g s in G old. S ilv er. P la
B r id g e w o r k .
tin u m and P orcela in 5 0 c t « $ l
G old C row n s and B r id g e -
T his is w ith o u t d o u b t th e m ost b eau
w ork
$ 3 . $ 4 tad $ 5
tifu l and la stin g w ork know n to den
tal scien ce. S p a ce s w h ere on e o r m ore
teeth have been lost I rep la ce to look
so natural th a t d e te c tio n is im possible.
A sk to see sa m ples o f this b ea u tifu l
w ork . A ll d en tists h ere a re g ra d u a tes
o f fr o m 12 to 20 y e a r s’ e x p erien ce.
ÏN T I S T S ,
h o u r s 8 :3 0 ( o 6 :
| ^ ^
w
S u n d a y s, 8 :3 0 t o 2 .
^
L J *Y
i n
I I I
Comfort
K a s ^ o n 'i r a w r a w r u i . c o a x i n . liv e ,
i n t o a c t iv i t y b y g e u t l e cue th u d s . T h e y d u
not sco u r, g r ip e o r w eaken.
T h e y a r s ft
t o u le t o t h e K to m a c h , liv e r a n d n e r v e s }
I n v ig o r a t e in s t e a d o f w e a k e n .
T h ey en
rich th e b lo o d a n d e n a b le th e a tom a ch t o
g n a ll t h e n o u r is h m e n t f r o m f o o d t h a t U
p u t in t o It. T h e s e p i l l s c o n t a in n o c a l o
m e l ; t h e y a r e s o o t h i n g , h e n l in g a n d s t i m
u la t in g . F o r s a le b y a ll d r u g g i s t s In 10c
a n d 2Rc six e s .
I f y o n n e e d m e d ic a l a d
v ic e , w r i t e M n n y o n 's D o c t o r s . T h e y w i l l
a d v is e t o t h e b e s t o f t h e ir a b i li t y a b s o
lu te ly f r e e o f C h a r g e .
M C N Y O N 'g , * * 4
g a d J e f f e r s o n B t s „ P h il a d e lp h ia , P a .
S end 10c fo r trial pack age.
148 Fifth Street. O pp. M eier &
Frank’s Fifth-Street Entrance.
L ad v A s sis ta n ts A lw a y s In A tte n d a n c e .
Y o u n o lo n g e r n eed w e a r y o u r-
s e lf o u t w ith the w e a k e n in g
h e a t o f an in ten sely h o t k itch
en . Y o u c a n c o o k in co m fo rt.
Here is a stove that gives n o OUf side heat. A11 its heat
is concentrated at the burners. A n intense blue flame (hotter than
either white or red) is thrown upwards but not around. AU the
heat is utilized in cooking — none in outside heating.
John
and
th e
A woman suffrage lecturer in Eng
land recently brought down the house
with the folowing argument: “ I have
no vote, but my groom has. I have a
great respect for that man in the sta
bles, but I am sure If J were to go to
him and say, ‘John, will you exercise
the franchise?’ he would reply, Tlease,
mum. which horse be that?*"
A n oth er
entirely rem oves the discom fort o f cooking. Apply a match and
immediately the stove is ready. Instantly an intense heat is pro
jected upwards against the pot, pan, kettle or boiler, and yet there
is no surrounding heat — no sm ell —no sm oke.
WHEN YOUR MEALS
DISAGREE
It is certainly time to take immedi
ate action if you would ward off a
serious sick spell.
It is positive
proof of a weak stomach and de
ranged digestion and for which you
cannot take a better medicine than
Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters; but re
member this, the longer you put off
giving the assitance needed by the
digestive system the harder it is go
ing to be to cure you. We know of
hundreds of cases, taken in hand at
the very beginning, in which a short
course of the Bitters proved very
efficacious. Therefore, be persuad
ed to get a bottle today from your
druggist or dealer, and thus avoid
all possible danger of a sick spell.
It is a wonderful tonic and invigor-
ant for overworked, nervous and
run-down persons, and in cases of
Poor Appetite, Bloating, Heartburn,
Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Costiveness
and Malaria it is the best.
W h y? Because The New Perfection
Cook-Stove is scientifically and
practically perfect. You cannot use
too much wick — it is automatically
controlled. You get the maximum heat
—no smoke. The burner is simple. One
wipe with a cloth cleans it — conse
quently there is no smell.
The New Perfection Oil Cook-Stove
it wonderful for year-round use, but
especially in summer. Its heat oper
ates upward to pan, pot, or kettle, but
not beyond or around. It ia useless
lor heating s room.
It has a Cabinet T ep with shelf
for keeping plates and food hot.
It has long turquoise-blue enamel
chimneys. The nickel finish, with the
bright blue o f the chimneys, makes
the stove ornamental and attractive.
Made with 1, 2 and 3 burners; the 2
and 3-burner stoves can be had with
or without Cabinet.
___
E very dealer every wiiere : If not at yetne,
fo r Descriptivo Circular to the uearestagency of)
(Incorporated)
R x la lln u
I i t t | i r i „ r m r u la
l.o u a
A go.
There Is no new thing under the
■tin. Many of our boasted new “ In
vent tons" are simply second editions
of things which were Invented a thou
sand years ago, Pearson's Weekly
says.
The taxloab U by no means a new
Idea. A German professor has writ
ten a letter to the Frankfort Gazette,
In which he saye he has discovered
that Vitruvius, the Roman historian,
describes a taximeter cab In use in
Rome the year 79 A. D.
The mechanism of the taximeter
caused a stone to drop Into a box
under the carriage every thousand
paces. At the end of the journey the
driver counted ?>• stones which had
fallen Into the box, and In this way
was able to calculate the fare.
Within the last fifty years an En
glishman produced a particular kind
of pin, which he calle> a "safety”
pin. For this admirable service to
mankind he was highly honored and
fetes and favors have showered upon
him.
However, when some one was pok
ing about among the ruins of Pompeii
they came upon a large number of
bronze safety pins They were quite
up-to-date pins, too. There was a
colled spring at one end and a catch
at the other— just like those in con
stant use at the present day.
Thimbles have been found In pre
historic mounds and combs and hair-
piss were In existence before the
Christian era. It Is guessed with
some certainty that the first needle
must have been threaded by a thrifty
housewife about 5,000 years ago.
The combination locks we use to
day, which can only be opened by a
combination of certain numbers and
letters, were well known and used ex
tensively by the Chinese m u y centu
ries ago.
In China, too, they Illuminated their
houses a couple of thousand years ago
with natural gas, which was conveyed
to the consumer’s house by means of
bamboo tubes.
It is calculated that some short
hand systems go back to somewhere
about 500 B. C. At any rate, there
seems no doubt that the orations of
Cicero were written with as much
skill and rapidity as the modern sten
ographer could boast.
The ancients knew about electricity
and, though we usually credit Watts
with the discovery of steam as a mo
tive power, Nero of Alexandria de
scribed machines driven by steam
2,000 years before Watts was born.
This same gentleman invented a
double-force pump, such as Is used
nowadays as a fire engine, and he an
ticipated the modern turbine wheel.
FACE TH AT W AS FAM ILIAR.
Q u ite
S u re S he H a d M et th e M a k
and
So She
R e a lly
H ad.
Two richly dressed young girls
whose breeding and beauty would piss
unquestioned anywhere w'ere among
the crowd at an exhibition of paint
ings last week. Suddenly the taller
of them lifted her eyes and exclaimed
to her companion, as she caught sight
of a man entering the room: “ Why,
there’s some one I ought to know real
well.”
She was looking directly at a man
who had not yet seen her, says the
New York Press. He was well worth
looking at— strong, broad of shoulder,
fair as a Norseman, with an air far
more material than artistic. The girl’s
steady eyes compelled the man’s gaze.
As their glances met she bowed. He
looked surprised, but made no re
BEST
sponse. She bowed again with gentle
READY
insistence, smiling the while. He was
ROOFING
almost up within touch of her as he
returned her greeting with seeming
KNOWN
S end fo r Sam ples
protest at doing so. A sudden pressing
and P rices.
together of the crowd brought them
close to each other, and she purred
Majestic Roof
up to him.
ing Co.
“ Don’t you think that on the aver
326 Worcester Bldg
age this year’s exhibition Is an Im
PORTLAND, ORE.
provement on the last?’’ she asked.
“ I don’t know, Miss Kirkie,” he re-
U n io n P a in le s s D e n tis ts | turned, simply, with a shyness of man
ner that seemed strangely enough un
suited to so superb a physical speci
men. “ I’m no Judge. I Just came in
Just because I was given a ticket.”
“ Y-e-s?” she drawled out. Then hur
riedly, as she put out her hand, which
he failed to see: “ You really will par
don me, won’t you? But I can’t recall
where I met you or anything—even
F ull S et o f T e e t h ................................................... $ 5 .0 0
B rid ge W ork o r T eeth w ith o u t P lates $ 3 5 0 to $ 5 your name has slipped my memory.
G old C r o w n s ............................................S 3 .5 0 to $ 5 .0 0
And yet I ought to know it, since
P orcelain C r o w n s .................................. $ 3 . 5 0
to $ 5 .0 0
you haven’t forgotten mine, I see. And
G old o r P orcela in F illin g s ............................$ 1 . 0 0 Up
S ilver F illin g s ............................................. 5 0 c to $ 1 .0 0 your face Is so fam iliar!”
B est P la te M a d e .....................................................$ 7 .5 0
N o ch a rg e s fo r P ainless E x tr a c tin g w hen o th ei
She broke off and looked up at him
w ork is don e. 15 y e a r s’ G u aran tee w ith all w ork.
with eager expectance, as though she
H ours. 8 a . m . to H p . m . 221 Va M orrison S treet.
were questioning him.
Finally he
broke what promised to be an icy si-
I lence.
“ Yes, miss, you used to see me very
often when you lived In’ the apartment
•5, « 4 , « 3 .5 0 , *3, * 2 .5 0 & *2 on 72d street. I was— I still am— the
THE STANDARD
janitor there.”
•
FOR 3 0 YEARS.
M illion * o f m e n w e a r
The Poet's W ife.
W. L. DOUGLAS
SH O ES
W . L D ou g in » sh oe* b e
ca u se t h e y a re t h e lo w
est p rices, q u a lity c o n
sid e r e d , in t h e w o rld .
M a d e u p o n h o n o r ,o f th e
b est lea th er*, b y t h e
m ost sk illed w o rk m e n ,
in all th e latest fash ion *.
Bn y i ' Shoes. $3. #2 .50 A $2
W. L. Douglas guarantee* their value by stamping
his name and prtre on tha bottom, f.nok for It.
A S I S N o Niittal If u t e .
f a i t C o l o r E y e l e t j.
_ A s k y o e r d e a l e r for W. I* D onglasshoe«. It not
for sale in yonr town write for Ma 1 lort 1 er<'atalog.»how.
Ing how to order by mall. Shoes ordered dlre.-t fn.i*
factory delivered free. W .L. Douglas, Brockton, Mosa
04
S t a n d a r d O il C o m p a n y
K eaaoa.
Max— Jones is the most wlde-awaki
man I know.
Dax— You surprise me. I nevei
heard of hLs being especially enterpris
ing.
Max— Oh, It Isn’t enterprise thal
makes him so: It’s insomnia.—Tit-Bits.
W . L D o u g la s $ 5 .0 0
a n d $ 4 .0 0 sh o e * e q u a l
C u s tom
B en ch W o rk
co s t in g $ 6 .0 0 t o $ 8 .0 0 .
O il C o o k -s to v e
y o a g e t t h is i
th a t
th e
n a m e -p la te
r e e d e N e w P e r fe c t io n .”
F r a n c h is e .
*‘ l » v r » t l » u , ”
T bluw *
The wife of the pqet. biographies show
it, has happiness rich and rare;
Tn rapturous revel he deigns to dis
hevel her carefully done back
hair.
He calls her to listen, with glances
that glisten, to songs of his sen
sitive soul
While she is discerning by odors of
burning, that cook, with her
fancies of penny romances, Is
finding a Heaven with X37, and
dinner is done to a coal!
I —Adrian Ross, In House Beautiful.
----------------- —
b. ■ i
Pnrille'a I’ m nn«>«>■.
Tom Purdie, an old man servant In
Sir Walter Scott’s household, used to
talk of the famous ' Waverley Novels”
o f t h e ye *» to have
y o o r te e th o u t and : as "our books,” and said that the read
p l a t e a n d hrid»«
w ork done. F< rout- ing of them was the greatest comfort
o f-to w a p a tro n * we | to him.
fin ish p l a t e a n d
b rid e « w ork in on«
"Whenever I am off my sleep,” he
d ay I f n ecessary .
oe net i confided to James Skene, the author
Molar Crown« «5.00 of “ Memories of Sir Walter Scott,” ” 1
| 22 V Rr 4 t«Teeth 3.50 have only to take ode of the novels,
j Gdd Flllnrt
1.00 and before I have read two pages it Is
Enamel FilUnf* 1.00
$ i w mfiwfo
«50 sure to set me asleep.”
NOW ' b
Y st TIMS
I Good Rubber
hat«*
lost Rubber
_
5.00
-
h*ta*
7.50
Painless Eatr'tle* .50
________ _______ __ ___ __
OCST NITH ODO
palnle«« E itror-tin n F r e « w h en plate« o r b rid n e iro rk
I* order* l. C onsul ta t 10 a F r e e . Y o u c a n a o t e e t bet tea
pernio«« work an yw here, no m a tte r how m ach you pay.
A l l w o r k f o lly g u a r a n t e e d fo e fift e e n ye a r« .
= W ise Dental Co.
IN C O R P O R A T E D
Painless Dentists
N a n s s e # n s . TMrS t
raST U N O , O S t lM
A » s » » i i i . s . i . i r . s . i» r ir v I » i
C o m ln ff.
Mrs. Marsh— Are you going to vot*
tor Thompson?
Mrs. Mallow— No. They say the other
man Is much better looking.— St. Louis
Post-Dispatch.
It may be that s man can’t under
stand women, but It he learni to he
afraid of them he has learned
thing.
« « » ■ i w 'a 0 , m *.
The children were playing »boat the
yard where the old black gardener
. was fixing up the flower beds. Aa ha
' worked he kept up a running conver
sation with Berenice, the 3-yearoid:
“ Lemme see, how many of you chil-
i luns is they— Ellen an’ Zulla an’ Lulu
an' Bareness an’ Billy. Five ut um!
Foah gal chllluns an’ a boy chlllun!
Well, now Ah’s got fire 111' chllluns at
mah house; Whut you reckon they all
u r
“ What do I reckon they all Is?” re-
| plied Berenice scornfully, “ Ireckon
they're all little niggers, that’s what I
reckon.” —Houston Post.
T r e a tin g
C a n cer
w it h
W ithout
F Ir*t claaa w ork a t
reasonable price«.
A lco h o l
A_StrongJ[onlc
Without Alcohol
A Body Builder
Without Alcohol
F ree ex am ination
and p e r fe ctly A tte «
glaaaea a* low aa
$ 2.00 .
N o fa k in g i
LfK. U L.. H A Y N k b
A Blood Purifier
Without Alcohol
Suite 427, Marquam Building
A Grezt- Alterative
Without Alcohol
O pposite Portland Hotel, Portland Ora.
A Doctor’ * Medicine Without Alcohol
A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE
F ou rth F loor
H ea t.
Dr. Eugene Doyen explained at -he
International Congress of Physiothera
py In Paris hie treatment of cancer by
mesne of electrically produced heat,
i The eecret of the discovery Is that the
cancerous cells are destroyed by a tem
perature of from 60 to 56 degrees cen-
tlgrade, which le entirely harmless *o
healthy cells. The method thowa won
derful results, he says, In eliminating
the need of the knife In all lesions
which are accessible to an electrical
eurrent, artificially applied. The heal
ing of the tissues follows Immediately
upon the coagulation of the oaacaroua
cells.
_____________ ____
EXCLUSIVE
OPTICIAN
Ayer's S .rs.p .riil*
CUT SATES IN
PAINLESS DENTIST*!
Without Alcohol
A i/ers
W a p u b lla b ou r form ula*
W o ban ish a lcoh ol
/
(Torn ou r m edloin es
W o u rg e y ou to
e o o o u lt y o u r
doetor
Ayer’ s Pill* *re liver pill*. They act
directly on the liver, make more bile
accreted. This is why they are so valu
able in constipation, biliousness, dys
pepsia, sick-headache. Ask your doctor
If he knows a better laxative pill.
b y th a J . C. A y * r C o ., L o w e ll. M aas.-—
P a in loa * E x t r a c t i o n ........ F ra #
S ilv e r F i l l i n g * ........................ M e
G o ld F illin g * ............................ 75a
22 K . G old C r o w n * ...................M
P o r c e la in C r o w n * .................. S3
M o la r Q old C r o w n s ................ $4
B r id g e W o r k , 22 K . G o l d . . . .$$
I n la y P illa , P u re G o l d ..........S3
V e r y N ice R u b b e r P l a t * . . . .$4
B est R u b b e r P la te o n E a r t h ...................................... $7
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D o n ’ t th ro w y o u r m on ey a w a y . A d o lla r a ovod
la t w o d olla r* ea rn ed . O u r o rig in a l relia b le M od em
P ain less M eth od * a n d o u r p e r fe c t e d office eq u ip
m ent o a v es u* tim e a n d y o u r m on ey .
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Entrance 2 9 m Morrison, opposite PottfoAce aad Meier a
Prank. Established in Portland 10 year*. Open evening*
until I and Sunday« until 12i 10, for people who work.
Good for Sore Eyes,
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for over 100 years PETTIT'S E Y E
SA L V E has positively cured eye dis
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All druggists or
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s w e a t in g , h o t s w o l le n , a c h i n g feet. I t m a k e s
nfew o r t ig h t s h o e s ea sy . A c e r t a i n c u r e fo r
co r n s . I n g r o w in g n a ils a n d b u n io n s . A l l d r u g -
sjista s e ll It. 25c. D o n 't a c c e p t a n y s u b s t it u t e .
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f-n u tly
This b e a u tifu l b o o k le t , co n ta in in g 7 5 s p le n d id p h o
t o g r a v u r e s o f th e w o r ld ’ s m o st c e l e b r a t e d m u sician s,
■ la y b o h o d f r e e u p o n r e q u e s t , p r o v id in g th o fo l lo w
ing q u e s t io n s a r c a n s w e r e d .
W e w ill a ls o s o n d f r e o
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M em ory,
“Havo you got any—any typewriter
exterminators?" asked the amall boy.
"W hat!” exclaimed the salesgirl,
aghast.
"Typewriter exterminators. I think
that’s what they told me to get. Any
how, It was something that------”
"Do you mean typewriter erasers?”
"Well, maybe that was It, but what's
the difference? Ain’t they the same? I
want a dime’s worth of ’em.“
A ffa la n t
M ACHINES
SIXTH A N D MORRISON, OPP. POSTOFFICE. PORTLAND. OREGON
A lt it u d e .
"Walter.” said the man at the table
In the far corner of the restaurant,
"this piece of steak is decidedly too an
cient, In spots."
"Our beefsteak Is all alike to-day,
sir," stiffly answered the waiter, “and
you are the only man that has found
anything wrong with It.”
"Probably that’s because I am a fast
eater,” rejoined the other; ”1 hit only
the high places.”—Chicago Tribune.
H la
TALKING
W om en
W ork ers.
K ept
H er
ta v ir o n m e a t.
P r o m is e .
*Bllly, dear,” said hla young wife,
coaxlngly, “tell mo tho password of
your lodge.”
“ But I pledged myself never to dis
close that, Bella."
“ You’re not disclosing it when you
give It to me. You know we have no
secrets from each other.”
"’If I tell you what it Is, dear, will
you promise sacredly never to repeat
It to a living soul?"
“Yes. I promise.”
"Well, here It Is: Chattyblddybeech-
Ittybiddybiparaparagoolagarlthehowk -
aspecklybexlybim."
True to her word, the young wife
never repeated it to anybody.
From the Pittsburg offices of the Bal
timore and Ohio Railroad came the *e-
port that the auditors and statisticians
had estimated that the women clerks
and stenographers do on the average
30 per cent less work than the men.
U e n a a M e n d a c la e ,
The management therefore will hence
forth employ only men, althougl the
Mrs. Wheedle— John, dear, you are
present women workers will not be going to get me a lovely pearl neck
dismissed.__________________
lace for my birthday; a bird whis
M o t h e r s w i l l fin d M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o t h in g pered It to me.
B y ru p t h e b e s t r e m e d y t o u se fo r t h e ir c h i ld r e n
Mr. Wheedle— Don’t you believe It.
d u r in g t h e t e e t h in g p e r io d .
It must have been a lyre bird that es
caped out of some menagerie.— Bos
H la N e e d le a s P a in .
"pifleda, for six months I have been ton Transcript.
just aching to tell you how much I
A p p r o p r i a t e F a s to a lu ffO .
love y o u !”
“ How will I keep my new chantecler
"O, Guy, I’ve been aching longer
hat on my head?” she asked, perplex
tran that to hear you say It!”
ed.
M U p la c e d
I lia
M ea t«
'With hat pinfeathers, my dea/,"
A Norburne man bought 20 cents’
said the milliner.— St. Louis Star.
worth of steak and received a nickel
In change. When he got home he
couldn’t find the meat. At last he dis
covered the nickel In his coat pocket.
That gave him the clew, and opening
hi 3 purse, he found where he had put
the steak.— Kansas City Star.
‘‘George, I shall have to tell you that
you don’t chow your victuals half long
enough.”
“That sort of talk may be all right
In Philadelphia, where you live, Unci«
William, but there’s no time to Fletch-
erlze Li Chicago.”—Chicago Tribune.
W ith
A p o lo ffle a .
O, woman! In our hours of ease
Gentle, tender, and glad to please^
And grateful as the cooling shade
By softly sighing maples made—
When bargain counters tempt the«
now,
An uncontrolled tornado thou!
$1.25 p e r W ord In sert* Clasaifiad ada in 86 laad»
ig n p a p ers ln U . S. S end fo r liât. T h e D ak e A d *
vertiain g A g e n cy , 427 S. M ain S t., Loa A n g ela s, oO
12 G ea ry S t., San F ra n cisco, Cal.
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N n i.c lu s .M iM M
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L a « ta a ll «aaiemJ
Mid« of metal, calo«*
«pill or tip over, wfIf «o*
•oil or Inture
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H E N w r itin g to a d v e r tí sore p ie
m e n t io n t h is p a p e r .
P IP E R E P A IR I N G
Of every description by mail. AMBER.BRIER
ud MEERSCHAUM. Artificial Colornf.
S 1 G S I C H E L A CO.
92 Hud Street
Portland
Delicately formed and gently reared, women
will find, in all the seasons of their lives, as
maidens, wives or mothers, that the one simple,
wholesome remedy which acts gently and
pleasantly and naturally, and which may be
used with truly beneficial effects, under any
REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; conditions, when the system needs a laxative,
is— Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna. It ia
w?ll known to be a simple combination of the
use
laxative and carminative principles of plants
BAKING POWDER .with
pleasant aromatic liquids, which are
agreeable and refreshing to the taste and
25c. FULL POUND
acceptable to the system when its gentle
cleansing is desired.
H arness Catalog Free! Only those who buy the genuine Syrup of
Figs and Elixir of Senna can hope to get its
Send tor our lOO-page Harness
Catalog Free. Will save you 2 0 to
beneficial effects, and as a guarantee of the
50 per ctnt sure.
excellence of the remedy, the full name of the
company— California Fig Syrup Co.— is printed
KELLER HARNESS CO,
49 North Sixth St., Portland, Oregon on the front of every package, and without it
any preparation offered as Syrup o f Figs and
For Rheumatism
Elixir of Senna is fraudulent and should be
declined. T o those who know the quality of
this excellent laxative, the offer of any substi
tute, when Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna
is callod for, is always resented by a transfer
D rive o ot pain. 8tr*n*then nerve*. B uild up
System. At Drug Store«—11.00. Nr> cure, no pay.
of patronage to some first-class drug establish
W rite fo r free trial offer. W estern E lectro pod«
Co., Dept. B, Loe Angulee. Cal.
ment, where they do not recommend, nor sell
false brands, nor imitation remedies. The genu
ine article may be bought of all
ill reliable drug,
drug- £
gists everywhere; one size only.
Regular
price 50 cents per bottle. Get
uume today
touay « jjK
¿ j,-
et a bottle
to have in the house when needed.
( V . •£.
H at* Cleaned A blocked 5 0 c ,
with New Trimmings $ 1 — P an
am a* $ 1 — Ladies Straw Hats re
modeled. 5 c pottage mails your
soft hat to us. 3 1 5 -1 7 A ld e r
S t. P ortla n d . O ra g o n .
CRESCENT
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BAKING POWDER
- EXTRACTS
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a ll P u r e F o o d
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Improve
Your Baking
PREVENTION '
THE BEST SAFEGUARD
If for any cause the horse or other |
domestic animal exhibits a lack of energy,
proper relish for food, or an appearance |
of general debility, timely action should j
be taken for the restoration of ita health,
tn the natural food of our domestic
animals Nature pro.ides certain peculiar j
medicinal herbs, leaves, barks and roots
which seem necessary for their health. \
Pacific Stock Food in greatly condensed
form is intended to supply the essential
virtues of those health-giving natural
remedies and is prepared expressly for ;
those animal* deprived by man of their
natural food. It is an alterative tonic ,
which stimulates the various organs of
the body, promotes the secretions, tones
up the general system and restores the
disordered conditions to a normal state.
It stimulate! the appetite, improves the
digestion and assimilation o f food, purifies
the blood .and insures s good, healthy
condition. Booklet free,
govt
r Go. Portland, Oregon
K C Baking P ow d er wiL do it I G et
a can. T r y it for you r favorite cake. I f
it doesn’t raise better, m ore evenly, higher,
— if it isn’t daintier, m ore delicate in flavor,
— w e return you r m oney. E v ery b o d y
agrees K C has no equal.
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BAKING
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