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Pu re Blood Is certain if y ou take Ilo o d ’fi Sarsaparilla. T h is greut m edicine cures those eruptions, pim ples an d boils cu res scrofu la that ap pear at a ll sores, salt rheum seasons; o r eczema; ad apts itself eq u ally w e ll to, and also cures, dy s pepsia m atism an d a ll stom ach tro u b le s; cures an d c a ta rrh ; cures nervous rh eu troubles, d e b ility an d that tired feeling. 8 a r s a t a b * — F o r t h o s e w h o p r e fe r m e d ic in e In ta b le t fo r m . H o o d 's S a r s a p a r illa is n o w p u t up in ch o c o la t e d ta b le ts c a lle d S a rsa ta b s, as w e ll as in th e u su a l liq u id fo r m . S a rsa ta b s h a v e id e n tic a lly th e sa m e c u r a t iv e p r o p e r tie s a s th e liq u id fo r m , b e s id e s accu r a c y o f d o se, c o n v e n ie n c e , e c o n o m y .— no lo s s b y e v a p o ra tio n . b re a k a g e , o r le a k a g e . D r u g g is ts o r p r o m p tly by rn a iL C . L H o o d C o.. L o w e ll, M ass. Ih iftls g th e R e s p o n s ib ility . Mrs. 0 . K . T yler, Burlington. V l . s a y s: ** T h e cares o f a large farm , so much to do and so little health to do it w ith, caused alm ost a com plete break dow n; blood poor and thin: no strength, little sleep. H ood's Sarsaparilla gave appetite, natural sleep, perfect health, streugth to do all my w o rk ." W o u ld T a k e a C hance. Teacher— Mrs. Clubber, your little Clarence frequently comes to school with bis face unwashed. Mrs. Clubber— Why, food gracious. Miss Lipsicum, what do you keep a school janitor for !— Chicago Tribuna. "N ot s cent," replied the rich man cold ly; "money Is not good for ths poor." "W e ll," responded the applicant, "just pretend that you have a grudge against me."— Philadelphia Ledger. M o th ers w i l l fin d Mrs. W in s lo w 's S o o th in g S yru p th e b e s t re m e d y to use fo r t h e ir c h ild r e n d u r in g th e t e e th in g p e rio d . W a a te o f E n e rg y . The prize hen resolved to quit laying. " I t seems ao utterly absurd," she clucked, ‘‘ for a $.’»00 fowl to spend her time aad strength in turning out eggs at 30 cents a dozen." Perching hersHf on her exclusive roost, she eyed the common barnyard hens below her with lofty disdain. The thimble was at first worn an the thumb and was called “ tliumbell." A cork carried to a depth of 200 feet below the surface of the sea will not rise again owing ta the great prssaurs af watar. D o u e a t lo St. Vitus* P an ce and a ll N crvou e D ia»ace* P I T O » Bt. .•menti/ cured b y Dr. K lin e ’ s Ureal I . ! I U permanen __ ra _ ’- orer. rer. 1 Kcnd fur F R K E |2 trial bottle snu fc e rv e R treatise. Dr. It. ILKlln«.-, JLd.,931 A rch BL, A m e n it ie s . Knicker— I ’ve waited an hour for you to get your hat on straight. Mrs. Knicker— Well, I've waited longer than that for you to get your feet on straight.— New York Sun. lfo T im e fo r T h a t. Philanthropic Woman (giving him a coin )— You work, I suppose, when you can find employment? Say mold Storey— Work? When I ain’t aatin’ and sleepin’, ma’am, my entire tim* U ockypied in solicitin' work ! A terrible noise of thumping and stamping cauie from Bob’* room early one morning. "Bobby. Bobby," called his mother, from downstairs, “ what la going o» up there?" “ My ahoea," replied Eob C A S T O R IA T o r Infan ts and Children. A The Kind You Have Always Bough! R e a l C h a r it y . Tena— And what do you think? Mr. Goodhart hadn’t been alone with me Bears the for five minutes before be offered to S ign ature o f kies me. Jeas— Yea, that’s one thing about H n g s e a tln g a n Im p r o v e m e n t. Jack Goodbart ; he's Just as soft-heart Customer (at dairy lunch counter) — ed and charitable as he can be.— Phil You have to pay out a good deal of money adelphia Press. for the ginger you use, do you not? Proprietor— Ginger? Why, no; gin Flibberty— “ When I begin to suspect ger's cheap. ‘ hat I ’ m working too hard at my business Customer— Then why don’t you feed I go and consult my doctor. I f hs says some of it to your waiters? I’ m all right I go back ts work." Jibbit— “ There’s nothing original in T h e r e is m o re C a ta rrh In th is s e c tio n o f th< that idea. Whenever I get uneasy about c o u n tr y th a n a ll o t.ie r d iseases pu t to g e th e r an d u n t il th e last fe w y ea rs w as s upposed t o b« myself I apply for another thousand or In c u r a b le . F o r a g r e a t m a n y y ea rs d o c to r two of life insurance. I f I pass the e l iro n o u n eed it a lo c a l d i-e a s e a n d p re s c rib e imination I know I ’m O. K ." o c a l re m e d ie s , an d by c o n s ta n tly fA ilin ir t < f c u re w ith i<>cai ir c a u u jiu , p r o n o u n c e d D i n cu ra b le . S cie n c e has p r o .e n c a ta r r h t o b e : c o n s titu tio n a l disease an d th e r e fo r e req u ire c o n s titu tio n a l tre a tm e n t. H a l l ’s C a ta rrh Cure m a n u fa c tu re d b y F. J. C h en ey A C o., T o le d o O h io , is th e o n ly c o n s titu tio n a l c u re on t < m a rk e t. I t is ta k en in te r n a lly in doses fro m 1 d ro p s to a te a sp o o n fu l. I t acta d ir e c t ly o n th< b lo o d a n d m u cou s s u rfa ces o f th e system T h e y o ffe r o n e h u n d re d d ol lars fo r a n y case i fa ils t o cu re. Send fo r c ir c u la r s a n d testi m o n ia ls . A d d re s s : F . J. C H E N E Y A CO., T o le d o , O h io. Bold by D ru g g ists, 75c. T a k e H a ll's F a m ily P ills fo r c o n s tip a tio n . A E very bo d y Langhed “ Perhaps you would feel better," said the hopeful and helpful person, “ If you would do somethlug to lighten the hearts of your fellow men." “ That’s Just what I have been do ng," answered Mr. Sirius Barker. "M y tat blew off aud I bad to chase It two blocks!"— Washington Star. A s a n In v e s t m e n t . F la t t e r e r . " A man," said the philosophical board er, "is liks a gold mine. You never know vhat’s in him until you havs run drifts hrough him, as it were, and explored him n all his levels.” “ That’s why I take mighty little stock n men," remarked the pessimistic board- ¡f. "Y e t, ma’am," the convict wa§ say lng. "I'm here jiat for trying to flatter a rich man." "T h e idea 1" exclaimed the prison vis I tor. "Yea. ma'am. I Jlst tried to Imitate bla signature on a check."— Tit-Bits. SMACOBS OIL CONQUERS PAIN FOR STIFFNESS, SORENESS, SPRAIN OR BRUISE, NOTHING IS BETTER T H A T YOU CAN USE) LUMBAGO’ S PAIN, RHEUMATIC TWINGE, YOUR BACK FEELS LIKE A RUSTY HINGE) SCIATIC ACHES ALL PLEASURES SPOIL, FOR HAPPINESS USE 8T . JACOBS OIL 2 Go .—ALL DRUCCISTS-COo. B e g g in g MADE FOR SERVICE IN THE ROUGHEST WEATHER AND GUARANTEED ABSOLUTELY r WATERPROOF ix POMMEL SU CKERS *** > V \ / f R ente W o r k i n g . I t h u been proved tb .t no fewer than 32.000 beggars are at present mak ing a better living la Vienna tban or dinary workmen. One notorious family of profasalonal beggar, recently gave a grand ball and a conoart at a local hotal. A new desk and offlee convenience te a tool for removing ruety or corroded pen« from the bolder. Moat pereone who work at a desk have experienced more ar lees d iffic u lt y in this connection, and very often the 0ngers are cut with the sharp edges of tha pen er soiled with met end ink This «lever device kas handles like pliers, hr closing which the pen is grip ped aad then draws ent by n email trig- rer-Uke lever «Derated by the foreflneer. *3 52 This trad* mar* and the word TcnriR on th. buttons dlstln- (jutsh this htqh ' oral* tlkiwr mm a»9jK>d b ro n d * Im O n ly Onm “ Bromo Quinineßß That In L ax a tiv e Brom o Quinine OVER TO A lw ays •or this rtm em be; ths full signature on ’ * OOLO mama. Look bos. 14s. every O A T. <0 /i&jLw'O PORTLAND CEM ENT. ingredient« Necessary In tha Manu facture of This Product. By J. Shirley Jones. C h em ist Idaho E xporlm oot 8 Lotion. Muocow. From tim e to tim e tbe members of the experiment station staff are asked for information concerning the proper ties, composition, and methods of man ufacture of Portland cement. These inquiries are usually answered by the station chemist. Below is given a ty p i cal letter o f inquiry on this subject, and follow ing it is the reply given by the station chemist. W eiser, Ida., Feb. 28, 1908. I would like to know the Ingredient and p r o c e s s of making Portland cement. I b the body o f c l a y or s o a p s t o n e ? I think I h a v e t h e raw m aterial. Please answer and oblige.— A . W . A great deal of tim e and labor have been spent by varioas chemists in in vestigating the compoeition and prop- ertiee of Portland cement. The con clusions drawn from these investiga tions are not alway concordant, but no one dissents from the view that the essential ingredients of this kind of oe- ment are lime, silica and alumina. Other elements are always present, however, among them being magnesia, soda, potash, iron, phosphorus, man ganese, titanium , etc. According to Meade, good oements vary considerably in composition, but the three im port ant tngredienst w ill run about as fo l lows: Lim e, 88 to 67 p ero e n t; silica, 19 to 25 per oent; alumina, 6 to 10 per cent; and magnesia is allow able to the extent of S to 5 per oent. The raw materials from whioh Port land oement is manufactured are classi fied ax argillaceous and calcareous. Some common forms o f the first are clay, shale, and slate, and of the latter limestone, marl and chalk. In these tw o classes of raw materials are found all the ingredients necessary in the manufacture of Portland cement. In the iron regions of Pennsylvania, how ever, blast furnace slag is made to re place the clay or shale. From what ever source the raw materials are ob tained, tbe cement manufacturer must see that they are so m ixed that the product o f calomation contains the im portant compounds mentioned above in the proportions that experience has taught are the one* necessary in a good cement. It becomes almost im perative then that the chemical compoeition of the raw materials should be known. Although the w riter is not personally acquainted with the limestone regions of this state, it appears that there are at least tw o localities in Northern Ida ho where limestone is found in abund ance, and since olay is also present, at least in spots, in the same dietrlot, there seems to be good reason for be lievin g that in the future a great deal of the Portland cement used in this state w ill be made at home. O f Interest to Farmers, Ths follow in g publications of interest to farmers and others have been leaned by the Agricultural department of the Federal government and w ill be furn- iahed free, so long as they are availa ble, except where otherwiee noted, op- on application to the Superintendent o f Documents, Government P rin tin g Office. Washington, D. 0 .: Bulletin No. 100.— Report of Irriga tion Investigations in California, under the direction of Elwood Mead, expert in charge. Pp. 411, pis. 29, figs. 16. Price, paper, 90 cents; cloth, $1.25. This report deals with investigation carried on during ths summer of 1900 in co-operation with the California W ater and Forest Association. In ad dition to a review of the agricultural situation In the state, it preeents a comprehensive discuaion of the water lawB and customs under which irriga tion is practiced in California as ty p i fied by the conditions in Honey Lake basin and on Yuba river, Caohe creek, Salinas river, 8an Joaquin river, Kings river, Los Angeles river, Sweetwater river and San Jacinto riv er. I t de scribes the methods and means by which water is diverted from these streams and nsed for irrigation and the indefinite and excessive appropriations o f water and tbe resulting litigation , and discusses the evils resulting from absenoe of state control of streams. Bulletin No. 105.— Irrigation in the United States. Testimony of Elwood Mead, irrigation expert in charge, be fore the United States Industrial oom- mission, June 11 and 12, 1901. Pp. 47, pis. 12, fig. 1. Price 15 cents. The statement made before the Industrial commission deals chiefly with the legal status of irrigation, touching on state oontrol, national aid to Irrigation, and the disposal of the public grazing lands. The necessity and possibility of storage are also discussed. Bulletin No. 133.— R eport o f Irriga tion Investigations for 1902, under the direction o f Elwood Mead, ohief of ir r i gation investigation, office of exp eri ment stations. P p. 266, pis. 12, figs. 16. Prioe 25 cents. This bulletin gives tbe result of the fourth eeason’ e lnveetigations of the problems of irri gation, ths results obtained in sim ilsr investigations in previous years being reported in Bulletins 86, 104 and 119, of this office noted shove. CaeeeX The Evolution of Household Remedies. The modern patent medicine btui- ness is the natural outgrowth of the old-time household remedies. I n the early history o f this oountry, E V E R Y F A M I L Y H A D IT S H O M E M A D E M E D IC IN E S . H erb teas, bitters, laxatives and tonics, w ere to be found in almost every house, compound ed b y the housewife, sometimes assisted by the apothecary or the family doctor. Such remedies as picra, w hich was aloes and quassia, dissolved in apple brandy. Sometimes a hop tonic, made o f whiskey, hops and bitter barks. A ■core or more o f popnlar, home-made femedies w ere thus compounded, the formulae for which w ere passed along from house to house, sometimes written, sometimes verbally communicated. The patent medicine business is • natural outgrowth from this whole some, old-time custom. In the begin ning, some enterprising doctor, im pressed by the usefulness o f one of these home-made remedies, would take it up, improve it in many ways, manu facture it on a large scale, advertise it mainly through almanacs for the home, and thus it would become used over a large area. L A T T E R L Y T H E H O U S E H O L D R E M E D Y B U S IN E S S TOOK A M O R E E X A C T A N D S C IE N T IF IC FOR M . Peruna was originally one o f these old-time remedies. It was used by the Mennonites, o f Pennsylvania, before it w as offered to the public for sale. Dr. Hartman, T H R O R IG IN A L COM P O U N D E R OF P E R U N A , is o f Men- nonite origin. First, he prescribed it for his neighbors and his patients. Th e sale o f it increased, and at last he established a manufactory and fur* nished it to the general drug trade. Peruna is useful in a great many climatic ailments, such as coughs, colds, tore throat, bronchitis, and catarrhal diseases generally. T H O U S A N D S OF F A M IL IE S H A V E L E A R N E D T H E U S E OF P E R U N A and its value in the treatment o f these ailments. They have learned to trust and believe in Dr. Hartman's judgment, and to rely on his remedy, Peruna. G lv ln a r a n Ik e Absence of M in d . Exhausted by the labor of carrying thr furniture out of the building, the man whose dwelling waa ablaze from cellar to garret mechanically rolled a cigaroot and turned to one of the firemen. “ Have you got a match?" he panted. " A match?" growled the fireman. “ If you want To light that thing go and toach it to your house I” No P r iv ile g e * . The busineaa agent stuck hia head In side the shop door. A solitary man wee at work. "W hat are you doing here?" be de manded. “ Don't you kuow this is a holi day r “ Not for me,” answered the eoTTtary man, without looking up from hie work. “ I ’m the boss.” A D elicate th e Task. T ig e r. To succeed these days you must have plenty of grit, cour age, strength. How is it with the children ? Are they thin, pale, delicate ? Do not forget A y e r ’s S arsa p arilla . You know It makes the blood pure and rich, and builds up the general health in every way. T h e children cannot possibly have Rood health unie«« the bowel« are In proper condi tion. ▲ aluKKUh liver g iv e « a coated tongue, bad breath, constipated bowels. Correct all these by Rl'inK small laxative doses o f A y e r’s Pills. A ll vegetable, sugar coated. A Made bv J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, Also manufacturers o f 9 HAIR VI00R. f 1 ^ 1 * 0 U w / O AGUE CURE. CHERRY RECTORAL. SAVE THE CARTON TOPS and Snap Wrappers from “ 2 0 Mule Team Borax” “The newspapers.” Bald tb , orator solemnly, “ do not tell tbe truth.” “ Perhaps not,” answered the editor regretfully. “ We do our beat; bnt, you know, there Is nothing more difficult than to tell tbe truth In a way that won’t put It up to some one to chal lenge your veracity.” — Washington Star. N a m in g For Children C r im e . Products and exchange them for VALUA BLE PREMIUMS FREE 40 pass illustrated catalogue of 1000 artlelss given away F i l l . MOORE OPEN A L L THE YEA R “Tur 1 nc C latsop B each S easide , O reooh Directly ou the beach overlooking the ocean. Hot salt baths and On the overthrow o f the monarchy I C u f f H ouse  V ï i ; o f Louis Philippe a Sunday crowd via* I n c **u **an n parlón. parlón, Electric light«. steam beat. Fli ited the Jardln de* Plantea and was I ur place and steam n o r r n n il” »*><* drives. Sea foods a spee- amazed to find the fine specimen of the I O u n c u u n lalty# Kates, $2.60 and $340 Prr day. W Special rates hy the week. Bengal tiger still bearing the label o f § per DAN. «f. MOORE, Proprietor« “ Le T igre Royal.” Nothing would serve the furious crowd but that at No. 15-08 P N U once on tbe spot the authorities ahoulfi H E N w ritin g to a d v e r tis e r « p ie change the name to “ Le T igre Nation m ention th is paper. al," and they did.— London Academy. W m ope S.S.S •RHEUMATISM ment. Special b ook on R h eu m atism and an y m edical ad vice you d esire w ill K illin g . N r .d . T H E S W I F T S P E C IF IC CO., A T L A N T A , G A . "M ister.” whined the email urchin, be furn ished free. as he shivered from bead to foot, “ it U so bitter cold. C-can’t re r spare me a nickel?” “ Yea, my boy,” replied the benevo lent old gentleman aa he opened hia purse and fished out the coin. “ Thanke, mister.” “ And now I suppose you are going to buy fuel with ft?” “ Nope! An Ice-cream soda.” M E M B E R OF T H E F A M ILY , W .L. DOUG LAS $329 The General Dem and SHOES, Í 352 M E N , B O V S , W O M E N , M IB S E S AN D C H IL D R E N .W.L. Deuofmm |M « M and m //« m o re m en ’« $2. BO. 03.00and $3.BO ahoaa than any othor manufacturer In tha _ . nor Id. becauee they hold their " t iA aha no. lit better, wear longer. and are o f ----- — ------- *— ------------- — iZ .S Z 'ïiiZ : 7 S£ I fn tha wor/f/ to - da y o f the W ell-Inform ed o f the W orld has W. L Douglas $ 4 ind $ 5 6111 Edge Shoes Cannot Be Equalled At Any Price T iik f N a KnlistltHte. m W " T I O M . W . I . Douglas name and prim Is ttam psdon hot to un.__1 always been for a simple, pleasant and efficient liquid laxative remedy o f known value; a laxative which physi cians could sanction for fam ily use because its component parts are known to them to be wholesome and j D 0 IN 8 WORK FOR truly beneficial la effect, a ccep ta b le; to the system and gentla, y e t p rom pt,! T H E R E S T PEOPLE fn action. la p oaitivs proof * f ths reliability snd cosCdean our p* ever, will chew your food properly and thoroughly, tients have In us. Specialists a lw a y s in attendance, while your looks sre improved beyond description. In supplying that demand with Its ««•tiring prompt and courteous attention. L a d y atten d A hollow tooth that is bo w useless can be tiled sad crowned so that it is saved for probably a lifetime. ant always present. excellent combination o f Syrup o f Reliable P .ln lM « D en ttete.— 0 » r repetition h r T o secure the best results you must secure tbs Figs and E lixir o f Senna, the Cali reliability snd tborougbnsss is well established. C leanli highest grads of skill. ness. Good W o rk and Quick Service. Examination free and invited. When desired you fornia F ig Syrup Co. proceeds along cue have T . P. Wise or my personal service. “ A N D I T D I D N ’T H U R T A B I T ” ethical lines and relies on the m erits Peinleae E xtraction. SO cents. E xtraction Free O u r force le ao organized that w a can do when plates or bridges are ordered. Plates $f snd up. o f the lax a tive fo r Its rem arkable Plate W o rk — Psrbses yoar teeth hare become yo u r entire C row n. Bridge and Plata W o rk l NO Best irm ly set a a brldj bridge, in a day if o«cannery. useless that it is impossible to o Irm aucceaa. Then tbs old Mumps are removed without causing you the I and I s plate elate is Ctted, Cited. I f tbe plats its per •lightest P psin, That !■ one o f many reasona why fectly it will look well and perform its work o f masticating Syrup o f Flga and E lixir o f Senna la your food satisfactorily. W ith my ao y«ai irs’ * experience ]■ la this work will gusrsntes satisfaction in every esse. given the preference by the W ell- C row n and B ridge W o r k .— I*’« • «hsme to spoil your personal appearance sad ruin year digestion from Informed. T o get its beneficial effects tbs lack o f teeth to properly msstirste your food, when a bridge can be supplied that will cause so discomfort whst- always boy the genuine— manufac P A IN L E S S tured by the C alifornia F ig Syrup Co., DENTIST only, and fo r ta le by all leading Tmae urn v um incton . PerrAne. n i m m drugglata. P rice fifty cents per b o ttle 20 YEARS r n e k ia . D ro p F it E v e ry case o f R heum atism has its o rig in and its d evelop m en t in the blood. I t is n ot a disease w h ich is contracted lik e a cold, but it is in th e blood and system before a pain is felt, and th e chan ges in the w eath er o r an y p h ysical irregu larities, such as a sp ell o f in d igestion , bow el disturbance, etc., are m erely th e e x c itin g causes p ro d u cin g th e pain s and aches, w h ich are th e natural sym p tom s o f th e disease. R heum atism is caused b y an excess o f uric acid and o th er corrosive, irrita tin g poisons in th e blood, w h ich are carried th ro u gh th e circu lation to e v e ry p art o f th e system . E very m uscle, nerve, m em brane, tissue and jo in t becomes satuialcu w ith iueso acrid, irrita tin g im purities, o r coated w ith fine, in solu ble caustic m atter, and th e sharp, p ie rc in g pains o r th e d u ll, constant aches are fe lt w ith e v e ry p h ysical m ovem en t. W h en th e b lo o d is fille d w ith uric acid p oison, perm a N o t Y e t, b u t Soon. n en t re lie f cannot be exp ected fro m lin im en ts, plasters, o r oth er extern a l "Say," wired the chairman of the Bke- treatm en t. Such measures g iv e tem p o ra ry relief, but in order to conquer iunk campaign committee, “ can’t you send R h eu m atism and b rin g about a us speakers of better caliber than the Som etim e ago, I had Rheumatiam and had to com p lete cure, th e uric acid and chaps that talked here laat night?" quit w ork. T h e pain in m y back and between o th er in fla m m a tory m atter m ust be m y shoulders was so intense I could not rest or "W e ’re merely firing the opening guns sleep. I tried every thins, but nothing did m e any of the campaign," wired back the political e x p e lled , and th is cannot be done good till I heard o f and took S. S. 9. This med manager at headquarters. "W e ’ ll eend you w ith extern a l treatm ent. S. S. S. icine cured me sound and w ell. I t purified m y cures R heum atism because it is a some bigger bores after awhile." blood and made me feel lik e a new man. p erfect and e n tire ly v eg e ta b le blood COIVRAD LOFIR, F r e e C o n s e n t o f th e P e o p le . Anderson, Ind. 122 E. 19th St. p u rifier. I t goes dow n in to the The “ pioneer American Democrat” : circu lation , neu tralizes th e acids, I was severely troubled with Rheum atism . I had it in m y knees, legs and ankles, and any one waa the Rev. Thomas Hooker o f Con-1 and d issolves th e irrita tin g depos who has ever had Rheum atism knows how excru nectlcut, who, in a sermon In H artford its w h ich are p ressin g on the sen si ciating the pain is and lxow it interferes with one In the year 1633, said, “ The founda- j tiv e nerves and tissues and p rodu c at T/ork. I was truly in bad shape— having been bothered w ith it for ten years, o ff and on. A tlon f all authority is firstly laid in in g pain , enriches th e w eak, sour local physician advised me to use S. S. S. I did blood, and rem oves e v e ry atom o f the free consent o f the people.” There, [ so. A fter taking tw o bottles I noticed the sore in embryo, were the Revolution and im p u rity from th e circu lation . So ness and pain w ere greatly reduced. I continued the m edicine and was thoroughly cured; all pain, the great republic. In the “ Funds- ( instead o f b ein g a weak, sour soreness .«nd inflam m ation gone. I recommend stream, d istrib u tin g uric acid to the mental Orders o f Connecticut,” Inspired S. S. 8. to all Rheum atic sufferers. J. L. AGNEW, by Hooker and adopted at H artford in d ifferen t parts o f th e s j’ stem, the b lood is stron g and h ea lth y and 808 E . Greenbrier St., M t. Vernon, Ohio. 1638, wd have the first written consti th erefore able to su p p ly e v e ry mus- - 1 ■■■■ ■ 11 •- 11 tution known to history that created cle, nerve, bone and tissue w ith n ourish m en t and stren gth . T h e n th e in fla m a government. And that government m ation and s w e llin g subside, th e pains and aches cease, and not o n ly is was as near s perfect democracy as R heum atism p erm an en tly cured, b u t under th e fine to n ic effects o f S. S. S. the world has ever seen.— New York the en tire gen eral health is benefitted and b u ilt up. In a ll form s of R heum a American. tism , w h eth er acute o r chronic, S. S. 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