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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 9, 1903)
A Phonetic .VmlWIiy. "flo yon tiro koiiiij to tnko your nlmlilp mill kii litmtn?" "I urn." nnswwoil tho nonmiuil. "Hlinptv liemuae fiitnls nro not fiiithriiiiiiiiK?" "I'rccliely, Yiiu Imvii In your own InilKtmco. If I iuiiiuiiiImt it rorroctly. n pinvcrli wlilcli miyH, 'Money innlicn llin nlr blow.1" Wtinhliintoii Htur. lAir cousin ninl mldi tlirirn U no lielter tniNllcliiu (linn PIhi's (Jura for Uoiiiuini) tluu. Price lift cnta. Arprofr lute. A Now yurlt church will croup nil It yiiHiiur tutlvltleti In iiiik bin uliy romper. Thorn Heeiim to lie iiniuc thing niiprntirlHlit in ctiut rliH renin l lllg tO Hl()'HCrHl)l!H. l'llllll(lf)llllllX i.txiKtr. Mulbiire will rimi Mr. ,Vliielow'Honili. Iiik Hymp (ha Imi remedy (o tiso lor Iholr clilUirsii ilurluu Hid ivathliiK period. Kemrd Offertory, AuMrnllfi'n IiIhkkhI offertory wn tnlu'M up nl tlio iiinnHciHllnii of (ho lllnliop of Cm ptmtitrlii In Hyilnuy en thndiul. It ("Viniiiitwl to .CH.DOO, mill In porliiip tliu Inmost on record, CIYQ rrtntnfil1r r)ri fin file rifrvontAM II I w ari.rni.t-f.t'.'iMnrlir kiln.,'. Ureal Nrvt 2lnr, nml Iff I'll HUM J.ixiul.l I..11I..0.I Irwv e. i.ll,ll,lil,i..l.iJ.ilriiilnall.ll,l4.f A Plchtnn TaIiiI. "No, her father iiimlo lior break tlm I'tiHnKHiiidiit." "What was tha trouble?" "Tim olil limn illacovunil Hint nnn of tlm yotiiiK fellow's iinr-fistum liml been a mtorn waller In n rolling mill, or tmtliliiK," Cleveland l'luln Dealer. The New War. If you ilnu't iiiliul liimrliiK nliont n good llilnif more limn one), wo want to toll you Hint tlm moet delirious runni-d pojclice noil pints unit straw, ImrrlfHi nml nl. fir fruit nro ciiIIimI Mnunpn'o. If you ml tut wlint MotmpoKi means wn'll It'll von ".IomohiIii means Dm boal," nml It ili ua. Many of our friends lull lit tlm tuiiiio thing. f..rt vr ,.,.1,,,. Wml imin. x Kerr lima., pnekora, I'orllu .i), Oie, Sparktlin; Slonca. Ilualinnil I ilon't IipIIkvo you lirird n word of tlio amnion (inlay. You worn looklni! the wlinlo limit lit the ilUinoiula Hint womun In front of ua wore. Wife Well, thoro lire armona In tonus, you know. I'nclc. Llko a Klnf, I'nrua, the Indian prince, lind Just licn tnkon prlaonvr wIidii Aluxmider nakeil Ii I in how lit) oxpoctml to be trwiteil, "l.lko n klnis!" replied the enalern wnrrlor. I'limaril by (lio mnnllnoa of thn nn awer. Aloxnmler liuinedlnlely mndo It I in JnnKor of (he I'lntlron Hiarlmen( liouan nml tlnr (wo iKilenlnlea adirh ao cioaely to liimlneaa ait lo tir duhbod poroua plBa(or.--Now York Sun. 20 MILLION BOTTLES BOLD EVrnY VEAn. THADE MARK IUrt4nMUthtibMnecl' piln, inJmll loni nT Nen mWt hipfy Ifimicti Ulnc curcj by Sr Jacoki Oil cl RHEUMATISM. UnUUALCIA. TOOIMACHE. II T AD -ACIIB. LAMFNUVI, SCALrjS BURNS. SPRAINS. I'HUlCr 3 rvj ill r " fcr vhkh n atttnul rrmdf ctn bj ll iwvtr fillt lacura. Tliruufxli who hay band cUr4 Incunbla it Ulh i irxl in hoipit1 1 hav thrown iwayll'r cr uke br 't curpiiMr irttfif St jArditCiL DiretUni lnltTa "I'or alz real. I irna vletlm of d ya repalit In Ha wor.l form 1 tould eat noiluue ui milk toa.l. and nt ilmeimy .lomnrh would not retain and dlneni even tliuL ji( t Martb I bcj.n uklnx l'AS( Alll.'I'H end alnte tlirn 1 haveeleainiy Imtiroied, until I am . well aa I aiar waa In my ma." .. , DATii) II, Muurnr, Newark, O. rixiinl. r.lal.bl., 1'iUenf T.ile Oood. Do OooJ. .No.er Hlo.en. Weaken, or (Irll-e 10c tte.tOO. ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... ILrllaf Xm..!; r....f, (kl,, Ma.l.l. ktw t.,h, III un.Tii.nin oii ml vii.r.nleeil lie aliarue. nu-iu'iinu l.ia lo UUItCToLacco lUUk Canada Contumca Much Tea, Conailn, with Ua C.000,000 Inhabi tants, conBiimes nn much India ten as doon tlio United Btntca, with n popu lation nftcon tlmoa m great; each used last year 1,075,000 pounds, I was given up to die with V consumntlon. I then beeon to use Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, 1 Improved at once, and am now In perfect health." CIim. E. Hart man, Glbbitown, N. Y. It's too risky, playing 8 with your cough. The first tiling you know It will be down deep In your lungs and the play will be over. Be gin early with Ayer's Cherry Pectoral and stop the cough. Tana ils l tic, f 0c, SI, All 4nilils. Consult your dootor, If lis lav. lake It. th.n do as lie sari. If lie (alia you nol IS tike It, then don't "a It. Ila'knowa. Leave Itwltlili iu. We are willing. " J. o. AYBK CO., Lowell, Mail. !! IWIallllflttHtll & CATHAnnc Jjl Ta.Df UAJIH niOHTIMO apanaa n emlanae 1 J Coughing nn If Itnrldiulin Is n forerunner find otio of tlio iiioitl tumuiim Hyinji toin.i of lililnoy (roulilo mid womli (llHpliieeiiicnt. READ MISS BOLIMAN'S EXPERIENCE. " Hmno tltnn ago 1 itiiii In n very weak comlltlon, my work maitn mo nervous nml my bncunchr-d frightfully nil tliu time, nml I liail tcrrltilo head nehen. " My mother cot a bottla of Lyilla K. I'lnldiiiiu H Vi'L'olnlilo Coin tiiilliiil for me, mini It ktiiumI to (ruuu;thi'ii my lmvl( nml help ma it onoo, ninl I iflil not get no tlrril ns before. I ittntiLiI to tuko It, anil It brought health nml Atrrtitli to me, and I wnnt to thank you for tlio food It ha riuiiu mo." Mim ICatB Ii-ixha.;, H'.'nil H(. .t Wales Ave., Now Yurlt city. - tsooo fttftlt lcitlmtitf I.yillu i:. I'liiUlmiii'n V.'uotulilo Coiiiimiinil ciiri'M liccnimo It In rim t'ri'iif !(, linotvti ri'ini'ilv for Uto frc a Hi Known ri inniiy ior kidney anil moiiiIi trimlilcH. Kvcry uiiiiiuii wlim In pnzzlrd iilmtit liercoiiilltlon nIioiiIiI urlto , i.r.i iiiiiiiiiiuvj.,nii,.unii unit toll lior ull. YOU'LL BE SORRY WHEN IT RAINS YOU DONT HAVE v; OILBD KEEP YOU DRY MADE POIc VET WORK. B. HAU AMI VI1LOW 3CLD BY ALL RELIABLE DBA LESS ANP BACMP DI UUK QUARANIU. A. J. TOWER CO-BOSTON. MA35. Women Landowner.. Ono In bpvcii of llrltlah land owner arc women. In nil (hero nro about 88.000 women who own land In Hue land nnd Wnloa. Work for Women. In tho packing nnd cnnnlnK factor lea wumon havo larcely taken tho places of men, nml If tiadn Increase an It lina clone In tho Inst two or three yeari thoiiamida nioro will find em ployment (hero. Their labor la llcht, lie I n k what la tormcil "kitchen work," which conalatn of cuttlnc dried beef, stuffing aatiangca, packlnc tins, etc. iiuii'ii Tiuar VTa offer Ona nondred liollara Rawardforaae raaaol laiiarrli that can nolbocsred trllUl'l Catarrh Cure. r. i. CHKSKY 4 Co., Pro pi., Toledo, O. (Ve thennderilaned, have known r. J. Chener for Urn rail r. vr.r, beilnre lilm prrfm'.r honi rabir In ell Lulnra iran.acilona and fin, ancially able to carry out atijr obllgatlo&j niado bjtbclrnroi. . Wt A Tarn, Wboleaale pratil.d, Toledo, WlUIIKU KikmnA Maitix, Wholeaala Iitutdni, Toledo. O, nall'aCalarrliUare la taken lnternallr,ectlr)i nlrectlr on (ho MimhI and innooua aurl.ee. ol Uie.y.tein. Price 7to per boille. bold brail Snicalai.. Teallmnnlala frre. llall'a t amlljr i'llla are the beaL Real Summer Olrl. "Say, old man, what Is a summer girl?" "A summer Kir! Is n rack to stretch sill rt walntB on; Insldo Is a recoptnelo for lobster salad and Ico cream, whllo outshlo Is nn attachment for diamond rlnss." Llfo. Spanlali Railway Schedules, Spanish trains so Bcldom lenvo ata tloiiH on time thnt tho tLmo-tnblcs In ninny canes merely Indicate tho hour of departure. say, -eight and "mlnu (os" thnt Is, mi Indcllnlto number ol minutes after eight. Dr. Augntt KooiiIk's UnmbnrR Drops, as a bloixl purifier, strength and health restorer, nml a specific for all stomach, liver ami kidney troubles, loads all other similar mediclnoa In Its wonder ful ralos ami marvelous conflilonco ol tho people, oapoclnlly our vast German population. It Is not a now nml un tried product, but was mado ami sold mora than sixty years ago. Men's Kcnaons for Marrying. l'ostnl cards havlnc been Bent out to married men with tho lnnulry. "Why did you marry?" n largo number of ro- Dllca como to hand, from which the following aro selected: "That's wluit I hnvo bcon trying ; I ......... , ,1 .. . I 1 1 v I " rf.-" ' w.,.. ... noil I ivu lu u , I'll nuu iiui uiui.il or, but novor hnvo. V." "DccauBo Sarah told ,mo that five oilier yoimir men had proposed to hor. C." "Tho fnthor thought night years' courtln' wna almost long enough. U." "I'loaso don't stir mo up. J" "Ilccnuso I tliotight alio waa ono among a thousand; now I sometimes think Bho ia n thousand among ono. M." "Ilccnuso I did not havo tho export onco I hnvo now, Q." I "That's tho snmo question my friends ask mo. 0. II," "llocauso I hnd moro monoy than I know what Jo do with. Now I havo mnrn In ,ln tl.,i t l.oun n,nnno -.olll, n. I).' "I wnnted n companion of tho oppo site box, I', 8. Sho Is still opposite A, "Ilocrtuso It is lust my luck. 1. J." IF J f. . f rrva mm, i yoarnoa ror compnny. Wo now attractive wcro It not for that Uand havo it all tho timo. Karl." . I .omo ticcr gkin. iiayo ox laiisteii an tho ilgurod m , tho niltlunolle to llguro out nn answer to your question; between multiplica tion nnd division, In tho family, ami distraction, lu addition, tho nnswor is hard to arrlvo nt, Old Man." "I married to got tho host wife In tho world, Simon,1 llocauso I askod lior If sho'd have mo. Bho said buo would, Bho's sot RE8UMI5 OF 'HIE ?Mbip&&m&iJl&m iooa'0 nccono op prosperity AND DISASTER. Tlicr llava llecn Vclcanle ISriiollom, Wan, Conniiurnllori unit Kiplo lnn.-I,.rg II.bIIi 1,1. t. -And Mill Time lfv liven (louil Though inont of (ho clvllltcil world Imi rujoycil n ruiillnumiro of (tig ri-lgn uf mil lull iru.prlly which brican In 1U0I, It In uiulfiilnhla (lint lh year linn mailo a woful mcortl In tha way of ill. aatcr ani) ili.lruclloii of hiiniau llfo. Th trupllon of Mount l'rlva, Mar(loliiu, May 8, may In ttlri-n pre-nnlnc'iic Ilia moat illaaatrotia occurrence of .uvi ral iiiadi'a, ami Ha iloalrucdr work waa iipplrmciilrii hy many coally conllniru lloua, capuclally JurliiK lh varly nioiilha of Ilia ynr, ami a iiumbvr of daailly ex plo.lona. Many nntai) prraoua hava iiaaard Into lh liityoml aluco Jan. 1, 11)02, ainonx Ihem Iwlim Cell Ithoilea, Iter. T. UoWiK Talma, (len. Wailo llamplon. frank It. Htocklon, J. Hltrllnt Mor(on, Hoi Binltll Itun.ill, Ilri't llarte, Hear Admiral Wllllnm T. Hamiiaon, Inl I'auncaf.ile, 'Irn. Krana Hlircl. ttlwanl KKgli-atnu. Junllc Iloraca Uray, Maria Ili-nrlvtl, Qiiveii of Ili-Ulum; Kmlle Zola, Klliabelh Cady Htmiton, Utrr Krupp, Thoinaa II, Iteed and Mra. V. H. Uraut. Kvenla of the Yaar. JA.NUAIIY. 1. Tbomaa Kalrada 1'alma .Itclfd Prut il.nl or Culn. ...1'n.ld.DI llooaafill boMi Lrllll.nt rrrrpllon, i, 1'ai.rncrr atram.r Walla Walla aarik off Capa Uriiiloeloo by uokuuwo bark) 27 llrca lo.(. 3. While llouia ball oo occaaloo of Jll Allra IOo.effl('a d.bul. . Mn.lMD mm lo.l In marina eolll.lon oft Ar.lro, I'orluf.l, 0. Confrra. reaa.f mblta, 7. Katrnliifn tn.n killed by cate-ln In nioa at .faautiee, ncn. Tunntl aceldrnt (o N.w Tnrk Ontr.l ,Mn n Nw Vork c MUM ,s Artlh, 10. failure of Kuclld Atruuj Tru.t and S.ilnj. Co. of Cle.tlend. J J. Haven Hit. lo.l In Ore In Iluff.lo, n. r. H. Htcond failure of Drone II. r-hllllp., forinerlj ealled (be Cblraro "corn klnx." ...J. II. Foraker elecled Krna(or from Olilo, Artbur P. (lorroan from Mart land aud J. U. XcCrear from Keatueky, 10. A. II. Cumtnlna Inauxuralad Oorern or of Iowa Harlhnuaka kill. SOU lieoole a( Cbllpaneluio, Jilealro, in. lif.th of Kir Kill. A.hmead H.rllHI, Eiiill.h political Iradcr. IB, Four IiuIIcIIdi. coll. p.. In DetroH'a bn.lneiia rrnler. 50. Columbian ln.urten(a win batde In Panama harbor. .. .!ea(u of Camilla Urao, Tlollol.te, 51. Trralr redlnr Danl.h Writ Indlea lo Culled HI. In .limed Du.t eiplo.lon kill. U miner. a( 1.1 Creek, Iowa. S I'eare propo.al. made to Knxland In lloera' behalf bjr Ilollaud. U. Ten Urea to.( In tenement bouM Are In lloatou. KI'.IIIIUAUT. I. Unit eiplo.lon In Hondo, lleitco, mtnea. S7 men die. , S. I2,b00.ouo Dre In Waterbury, Conn Dale on Allaullc coaa( doea conalilerabla damaae. 4. Keetey lienor eure plan( a( Iiwteht. III., burn till Bremen killed by falling walla lu HI. Lnula. B, llo.ouo.ioo lire In I'aleraon, N. J Smaller Brra In Jer.er Clir, Ilrooklrn aud Chlcaso Kleeen Uvea loat In lodjlng bouae Are In St. Liula. 10. Twelve manufacturing; planta burned at Kprliirdeld, (1. II. Death or itarqule of Dufferln. 17. llouee naaaea war (ai reduction bill. IK. xllaa l.lleu Mtone'e raueum paid to llulgarlan brlganda. If. 1'realdent Itooaevelt'a declalon on flrhlee appeal flren out. 'JO. Revolutionary rlota In Uarrelona, 8 na I a. 5. Park Avenue Hotel and TIat llegl. ment Armorr In New Vork burned; ll.ooo, (oo loaa and f,0 Uvea deatrorrd. . . .Senatora Tillman and McLaureu of Koulb Carolina Seht III Keliale. 11. ML. Ellen Stone releaaed bj llol garlan baodtta. SI. Philippine bill paaaed bj Senate. 7. AlcKfuley memorial eervlcea lu Con rrr... :b I'oarieen mloera killed br anowallde at Tellurlde, Col. MAIICII. 2-1. I'rlnre llenrr of Pru.ala vlalla Chi eaau and other weetern cltlea. 7. Wreck on Southern Pacific railway lo Texaa; 13 peraon. killed and 30 lojured.... (Jen. Xethuen captured by Doers, 10. Mecretary of Treaaut I-onx realgna: W. U lloodr of Uaaaachuutla appointed bla auceeaaor. 12. Death of Former Governor John P. Allfeld of lllluola. .. ,l'acke( overturned In Mlaala.lppl Itlver and S3 peraona drowned ....lloera releaae den. Methueu. 13. Htrlke of lloaton leamatera enda. In. Severe billiard over Canadian North Weat, the Dakolaa and IJke Hlalca. 17. Khlp aubaldr bill paaaea Ucuale. 18. Iloboken dorka burn, with larxe eee aelas loss, Sl.ouo.ouO and two Uvea. 4. Neeljr, Kathbone and Keeiea ronvlc( ed of iwaial fraoda at Havana. S3. Order Isaued for evacuation of Cuba War 70. III. Heath of Cecil llhodre. t30. Hionn and flood cause damae-e Ka.t and South. St. Mine eiplo.lon at Day(on, Tenn., kllla 21 men. Al'llIU I. Death of Thoa. Dunn Rnfllsh. K $I.OU),000 Ore a( Atlantic city, N. J. 0, Maur persona killed and Injured br falling srandatand at (llasirow, Scodand. II. lloera aciepl teruia uf peace, ...Death of Ucn, Wade Hamplou. 12. Death of lliv. T. De Witt Tnlm,,. IS. llusalan Minister of the Interior M Bliitagulne, slalu br student. 18. House passes Cuban rerlprocltr bill ....Oreat ocean ateamshtp lines merged M. Hlity lives lost In burning of steamer City of rltUburg on Ohio Itlver.... Frank It. Hlockton. novelist, dlca. 23. Bevtre wlndatorm In Missouri Tal ler. 27. Death of ex-Secre(ary of Agriculture J. Slerllng Morion. 28. Dea(b of Hoi Smith Itua.ell. MAY. 1, Tornado dealrojred over 400 Urea around Dacca. Ilrlllsh India Wm. li , Moodr tiecomea Secretarr of Narr. 4. Death of Potter Palmer of Chicago. I 3. Death ot Archbishop Corrlgan....Uret Harte dlea In London. . Death of Itear-Admlral William T, DBUip.OU. 8. Town ot St. Pierre, Martlnlqne, de strojed br volcano. .. .Paul Leicester Ford, author, alaln br bro(ner, Malcolm Ford, who (hen kllla himself. .ii' P. Htrlke ordered in anthracite coal re- 11. Death of Lieutenant dorernor 8tone ' Wisconsin. . . . . . I 12. Maria. Chrlattna resigns regency of I Spain.. ..Twentr-Ave peraona killed by oil Dover, Ohio. .i. English and (ierman war for explosion near l'lltsburg, shlpa reduce defenses ot Puerto Cabello, I 17, Alfonso XIII crowned king of Spain, Venesuela. 1R llitrrlratia ilevaatated Tel. a cult eoaal, bloldng ou( (own of Goliad. II). Exploalon lu coal mine at Coal Creek, Tenn., kllla lh4 miners. t liort nml Hweet. MnbelDo you think a girl should nnswer a young man's proposal by lottcrJ Tom Not oue letter, but thrco. Mabel Three letters? Tom Certainly! Y-e-s. True llnmiliieae. Mrs. Nextuoor I supposo your dnushter Is happily married? rH, Naggsby Indeed she Is. Why, icr lU9i,.,nd's actually afraid to open . , , b . ,,resence. ,B 'UOUIIl 111 Ulf pnoi ml. lleastlr. Mrs. A, What a beautiful parlor i floor." Mrs. 7,. Yes, but it wquld not bo so A.A),. r se0i the beauty Is sklu deep. In the Cloacet Atinlyals. Arthur-i-IIow would you define friendship? I Udgur Well, nowadays,, friendship l I'atlcneo pcoplo havo with each otnevs tuus. aMma aobnr a nrouertv -val un at i.uuu.wm. 21. Decora h, Iowa, OTtrwhelmed by eiouooursi. 2.1, Kiploalon In mine at Fernle, kllla llrtl mln.ra. II. C, 21, Death of Ilrlllsh Ambassador, Lord Paunceforle. 81. Iloer leadera sign sulci of sur render. ...Ilelalbulen, (lualeinala, over whelmed by volcano, LOW Uvea lost. JUNK. 2. Teemslera' strike r stile, rlota In Chi cig. ...Death of Her. Dr. J. II. Il.rrowl .a( Uberlln, (). g. Strike rlola In Chicago. 4. Teamatrra' strike to Chicago srtded. 3. Street car rlola In Providence, II. I, (I, Tornado and cloudbursts In Iowa, Ne braska, Kansas, Illinois, South Dakota. V, HI, Luke'a Sanitarium In Chicago burna, 10 lives being losl. 10 Tornado rausea damage and dealb In Illlnrila, Iowa and Mlnnenota. la. president sends (o Cosgreas special inraaaxe on Cuban rrclprorllr, lt. Senate paaaea Panama canal bill.... Death of King Albert of Hatonr. 21. Wrelh wine American Derby In Chi cago.... Town klarshsl of Jefferson. Iowa, killed by lialf wilted msu, who Is theo slsln by mob V2. uotM fire In Portland, Ore, 2,1. St. Jamea Hotel rollapaea at Dallas, T25.'Klng Kdward VII submlls to opera tion for perllyphllllls. .. .Coronation Is post ISh Senator IJalley of Teiaa makea vio lent attack on Senator Ileverldge of Indi ana In Senate. jui.r. Adjournment of Congress, I'resincnt IMI!.. I-im r mutt amnestr proclamallon for Pblirpplnes llock III- nd faat (rain held up near Dupoijt, III. 4 Trolley wreck near (Jloverevllle, N. T kills IS persona. , . . S. Swlft'a markel In Chicago alockyarda blwO Chicago freight bandlera alrlke. (i. Storma and flood. In Iowa and the lo! 'Eiplo.lon In mine at Johnstown. Pa., kills 123 miners, II. Lord Sallabory realgna aa premier of England! succeeded by Mr. Arthur Ilslfonr. ll Death of Archbishop reeban of Chi cago, 13. Sir Liang Cheng appointed Chlneae Mlnlater to Untied Statea (o eucceed Mr. Wu. II. Kipre.a (rain held op and robbed near MarshaU'a I'aas, Colorado. 13. Cyclone dcatroya Kmeraldo and Tbompaon, N. !.. and Itornp, Minn, In. End of freight bandlera' strike In Chicago. .. .Fifty killed In mine eiploslon at Park City. L'lah....(leneral Jacob 11. Smith retired with eeuaure. 30. Murder of Mluole Mitchell In Chi cago. 81. KartbQuake In Santa Ilarbara Coua IT. Cal. AL'UUST. fi. Iturllnrtoo eipress train robbed near Saranna, 111. a Train wreck near Collins, Iowa, kllla 13 people and Injuree 30. (I. Coronadon of King Edward of Eng land.... llody of Mra. Ann llartbolln found In Chicago. 10. Dealb of Senator McMillan of Michi gan.. ..Seven peraona burned lo death In hotel fire at Man Angelo, Tess.s. 18. Cullacan. Meltco, awept by tidal wave. .. .SS&,OUO eipri-sa robbery at Ford vllle, Ky. VO. Autumn naval maneurera begin off Maasacbuselts coast. 20. Death of (leneral Fran i FlgeL 21. 1'realdent Koosevelt on (rip (brougb New England. 22. Esrlli'iuakea In East Turkestan kill l.f ) persons. 2& Death of ex-Oovernor George Hoad lev of illilo. SO. Eruption of Mont Pelee dcatroya Morne Itouge, with Suo Uvea. SEPTKMIIEIt. I. Thirty killed and 70 wounded In train wreck uear Uerrr, Ala. 3. President Koosevelt bnrt In trolley arclihut near I'lttsrleld, Maaa. .. .Death of Edward Eglr.tnn, novell.t Third great eruption of Mont I'elee, Martinique. 4. llody or Wm. J. Uartbollu found near Lnwther, Iowa. 7. Haydau gunboat Crete a-I'lerrot aunk by (lerman gunlxiat Panther. II. Ilattleahlp Wl.cvn.ln and cruiser Cln cliinatl ordered to I'anama. 12. Oreat Are In Ueaumont. Texaa, oil r.elda... Killing frost In Northwest Mrs. Senator Stewart of Nevada killed In auto mobile accident. IS. Death of ex. Supreme Court Justice Horace uray, 19. 1'earr -Arctic einedldon re(nrca. 10. Panic In negro liaptl.t convention at lllrmtneham. Ala., causes death of f-0 rjer sons aud tnlary of 100. ...Death of Maria Henrietta, queen or tne ueigiana. 2.1. Oneratlon for abaceaa on Prealdent Itooaevelt'a leg at Indlanapolla. 2L Four 'hundred peraona killed by ey clone and waterspout la Eastern Slclllty. M- Second operation on Prealdent Kooee veil a leg.... Tidal wave on coaat or Japan. ueain oi crone i&oia. OCTOIIEK. 3. Conference of coal opera(ora and mlo era at vvnue noure in vvaanington. 4. (treat Are at Amor. China. 0. (lovernor Stone of rennaylvanla ordero oiaie Jiiiuia to coal nema. 11. llurlloglon (rain held up near Lin coin. Neb. 12. Street railway strike In New Orleans enda. 1.1. Coal operators aak l'realden( (o end elrlke. IS. PrevldenI appotnta commission (o ar- uurate coal airike. 21. Anlbraclle workers vole (o accep( ar bitration. 23. Work In anthracite coal mlnea re aumed. 24. Karthqualce In Italy. at. Death of Elisabeth Cady Stanton. 29. "Mitchell" day In anthracite regtona. NOVEMIIER. I. St. Pierre, Mlquelon, dealroyed by fire. 4. (leneral election. .. .('Ire worka eiplo- aion in ,irw aora aula u peraona anil in Jurea CO. 10. Fire doea great damage on new Eaat River bridge In New York. 11. Koland Mollneux acquitted In New York. 1(1. Armour A Co.'a packing plan( In Sioux City burna Death of (I. A. llcnty, 10. Suicide of Joroea Younger. So. Jamea Moore, colored, hauged by mob uear Sulllinn, Ind. 21, Itock laland train held up by' expreaa robbera at Davenport. Iowa, 23. Death of I rtedrlch Krupn. nermaa gunmakcr...lll( ore dock at Ashland, Wla., burna. 23. Death of Sep. Winner, composer. 23. Dea(h of Colonel Thoa. 1'. Ochiltree. 20. Fourteen killed by boiler explosion In Chicago stockyard Several vessels and SU Uvea lost lu gale on Great Lakes. DECEMUER. 1. Congress eonreues for short session. 4. Fourteen Urea loat In Are In Lincoln Hotel. Chicago, .. .Naval maneuvera In Ca ribbean Sea begin. u, Clcvelaud'a great water tunnel com pleted. 7. Death of Thomas D. Reed In Washing, ton.. ..Cartoonist Tbomaa Nast dlea at Unayaqull, Ecuador. 8. (Ireat Nile dam at Asaouan opened. fi. German and Engllah fleeta aelie Van. eauelan narahlp In harbor of La Uualra. 11, I'rcaiacnt inairo or venesueia laatiea appeal (o arma... Cuban Iteclprodty Treaty afgned In i Havana. 13. (1,000.000 Are In steel plant at Canal ii Death of Mra. u. S. (Irani. 13. 1,0(0 killed by earthquake at An dllan, Aalatlc lluaila, 18. Veneiuela aaka for arbitration, At tbe Mlnatrela. Hones Yeas, sub; Ah kin prove dat Noah didn't take enuf to eat on dat voyage. Tuinbo How kin yo prove It? llonea Don't do good book say he only took one Ham? Appropriate Kxpreaslon, negluald-MIss, Wose, don't you think my Imported ICgyptlau cigarettes aro lino? Miss Itoso Yes, they are perfectly killing. On o Hielf. "Mamma," asked little 3-yenr-old Margie, "do people go to heaven wheu they die?" "Yes, dear, If they aro good," replied her mother. "Then I guess grandpa wasn't any good," rejoined the Ilttlo miss. " 'Cause wheu ho died they Just put him on a shelf In a big stotie house and locked tho door." Chicago News. Grandpa-Willie, why do you study grammar? WIUlo So I can laugh wheu pcoplo make mistakes. PROMINENT PHYS GIANS USE AND ENDORSE PE RU -NA. C.B. CHAMBERLIM, m.d OF VASHINGTON.D.C. 0. 0. Cbamberlin, M. D., writes from "Many cases have come under my observation, where Peruna has benefitted and cured. Therefore, I cheerfully recommend ft for catarrh and a general tonic." C. D. CUAMDERLIN, M. D. Medical Cxainlner U S Treaanry. Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, Medical Ex aminer ol V. 0. Trcatury Department, graduate of Columbia College, and who served three years at West Point, hai the following to tay of Peruna: "Allow ma to expreis inr grati tude to you for the benefit dorived from your wonder ful remedy. One ehort month has brought forth a Taut change and I now coneider my coif a well man, and after months of Battering. 1VI low sufferers, Pe I)r L Jordan PAI1NLBSS The discovery ol new agente and net nethod. of admlnh-terlng the old agent lied in dintlitry (or eliminating pain, as revolutionized practice. i'AINLES' UENTISTKY with u. (s not an expert ment, but an a-vaolute certainty, a undreds can testify. Don't you ta'(o nyriiks. He guarantee "So RAIN Both. 'phones: Oregon South 2291 olumbla ass. Onen evenings till .ndaya from S) to li. WISE BROS., Dent?sts. &$&&S$$2!? roltTLAND. OltEQON. Settlers on Public Lands. Twenty-ono million acrca of the pub lic Iand3 or tbe United States aro yearly taken up by settlers. One Barrel Not Enough. Irato Customer Look here, you said this gun would shoot 100 yards. I've tried It and It only carries fifty. Isaac Veil, but mine friend, there are two barrels! Glasgow Times. A Family Jar. Mra. Tlmmlna John, I must say you are tho narrowest minded man I ever saw. You havo an Idea that nobody Is eyer right but yourself. Mr. Tlmmlns Detter look to borne. Were you ever willing to admit that anybody was right who differed from you? Mrs. Tlmmlns mat s an entirely different thing, and you know It, John Tlmmlns. Boston Transcript. - - - la H i.v . .- wait.".. sNm, I lit, n JL A A. 14tli and P fits., Washington, D 0, runa rill Jordan. cure you," Dr. Llewellyn Geo. 0. Havener, M, D,, of Anacos tla, U. (J., wiitcs: The Peruna Medicine Co., Colnmbns, Ohio: Gentlemen "In my practice I hava had occarlon to frequently f rescrlbe yonr valuable medicine, and have found Its ate beneficial, especially in catea of catarrh." George 0. Havener, M. D. If yon do not receive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Ilartman, giving a fnll statement of yonr case, and be will bo pleated to give you bis valuable advice gratis. Address Dt. Ilartman, President ot tho Ilartman Sanitarium, Colnmbns, Ohio. DENTISTRY Guide Books Are Barred. A guide book Is generally regarded as harmless. Not so In Turkey, aa a German traveler has learned to bis grief. Officials found In his trunk "a guide through Turkey" and confiscat ed It. The next morning tbe book was returned to the German, but with moro than a hundred pages torn out. The traveler went to the censor's office to complain of this Inexplicable treat ment of his book. But the censor ex plained to him with Irresistible logic that an accurate description of Con stantinople could not be suffered, since a knowledge of the locality was calculated to facilitate an attempt on the sultan's life. Diplomacy. Whether he needs It or not, every mnn should trv to borrow money so as to learn who his friends aren't, and also never to lend, New York Press, THE CHILDREN ENJOY Life out of doors and out of the games which they play and the enjoy ment which they receive and the efforts which they make, comes the greater part of that healthful development which ia so essential to their happiness when grown. When a laxative is needed the remedy which la given to them to cleanse and sweeten and strengthen the internal organs on which it acts, should be such aa physicians would sanction, because Its component parts are known to be wholesome and the remedy itself free from every objectionable quality. The one remedy which physicians and parents, well-Informed, approve and recommend and which the little ones enjoy, because of Its pleasant flavor, Its gentle action and its beneficial effects, is Syrup of Figs and for the same reason it Is the only laxative which should be used by fathers and mothers. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy which acts gently, pleasantly and naturally without griping, Irritating, or nauseating and which cleanses the system effectually, without producing that constipated habit which results from the use of tho old-time cathartics and modern Imitations, and against whlc!ithe children should be so carefully guarded. If you would have them grow to manhood and womanhood, strong, healthy and happy, do not give them medicines, when medicines are not needed, and when nature needs assistance In the way of a laxative, give them only the simple, pleasant and gentle Syrup of Figs. Its quality is due not only to the excellence of the combination of the laxative principles of plants with pleasant aromatic syrups and Juices, but aUo to our original method of manufacture and as you value the health of the little ones, do not accept any of the aubstitutcs which unscrupulous deal ers sometimes offer to Increase their profits. The genuine article may be bought anywhere of alt reliable druggists at fifty cents per bottle. Please to remember, the full name CALIFORNIA FIG SYR.UP the front of every pack age. In order to get Us beneficial effects it Is al ways necessary to buy tho genuine only. 6 j In tlmi-. cVsi(9 by tlrrtgfr iiia rl JOHN P00I.C. PORTLAND, ORU. Toot ol Morrison Street. Can rlra yu tha beat bargains la BoJlera and Engines, (Mndmllla, fiimpaand (lefla ral acTiinery W,l Hawing Machlnee specially Sea us before lulling. a4)e4 4e WAV ARnVP ' . ' T a . A all the rel Is the (iiiaHtyorMONOPOt.il iopot.il Tnn i ng el V in your : v.nnwi eruiT. ana vegetsiile. : won't be sailslted with anvthim f after mil imM f.v lhm a.,.,.. ..,.. I grocer, WADMAMS A KCKK IIHOS. Packers . it i-osts you fNotning Tocatvh potd Ton irt -methlru fur no.htnc, f urn ii.mi(ri. You enn k-?p it If yoa wnt It tot yon can get rltl of It br tiiin? iupfn ltr Couxli Iirime Kfip bvt la tlM llOUM. Thcjr tMte nice, liMk ui-- r toet. MsVft of honey nnd menthol. A Cnii box. Kotd by tl atiKginiM and coif f?'rtinn?rs. Tw britt i' (t br mll (atntpAld on fpcrlpt oC SOOei In fttampv Pacific Coast Btecuit Co. PortUnd, Ore. F. N. V. No. 31903. 11 EH writing- to ltd vertlaera please mention lino paper. Showed Good Sense. A Lewlston, lie, Infabt, asked by hla Sunday school teacher what ho should havo done first of all If ho had been miraculously cast out of tho whale's belly like Jonah, sjM: "I fink I'd gone home and got some clean clothes on." Cenuine arter's Little Liver Pills. 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