A Phonetic .VmlWIiy.
"flo yon tiro koiiiij to tnko your
nlmlilp mill kii litmtn?"
"I urn." nnswwoil tho nonmiuil.
"Hlinptv liemuae fiitnls nro not
fiiithriiiiiiiiK?"
"I'rccliely, Yiiu Imvii In your own
InilKtmco. If I iuiiiuiiiImt it rorroctly.
n pinvcrli wlilcli miyH, 'Money innlicn
llin nlr blow.1" Wtinhliintoii Htur.
lAir cousin ninl mldi tlirirn U no lielter
tniNllcliiu (linn PIhi's (Jura for Uoiiiuini)
tluu. Price lift cnta.
Arprofr lute.
A Now yurlt church will croup nil
It yiiHiiur tutlvltleti In iiiik bin uliy
romper. Thorn Heeiim to lie iiniuc
thing niiprntirlHlit in ctiut rliH renin l
lllg tO Hl()'HCrHl)l!H. l'llllll(lf)llllllX
i.txiKtr.
Mulbiire will rimi Mr. ,Vliielow'Honili.
Iiik Hymp (ha Imi remedy (o tiso lor Iholr
clilUirsii ilurluu Hid ivathliiK period.
Kemrd Offertory,
AuMrnllfi'n IiIhkkhI offertory wn
tnlu'M up nl tlio iiinnHciHllnii of (ho
lllnliop of Cm ptmtitrlii In Hyilnuy en
thndiul. It ("Viniiiitwl to .CH.DOO, mill
In porliiip tliu Inmost on record,
CIYQ rrtntnfil1r r)ri fin file rifrvontAM
II I w ari.rni.t-f.t'.'iMnrlir kiln.,'. Ureal Nrvt
2lnr, nml Iff I'll HUM J.ixiul.l I..11I..0.I Irwv
e. i.ll,ll,lil,i..l.iJ.ilriiilnall.ll,l4.f
A Plchtnn TaIiiI.
"No, her father iiimlo lior break tlm
I'tiHnKHiiidiit."
"What was tha trouble?"
"Tim olil limn illacovunil Hint nnn
of tlm yotiiiK fellow's iinr-fistum liml
been a mtorn waller In n rolling mill,
or tmtliliiK," Cleveland l'luln
Dealer.
The New War.
If you ilnu't iiiliul liimrliiK nliont n
good llilnif more limn one), wo want to
toll you Hint tlm moet delirious runni-d
pojclice noil pints unit straw, ImrrlfHi nml
nl. fir fruit nro ciiIIimI Mnunpn'o. If
you ml tut wlint MotmpoKi means wn'll
It'll von ".IomohiIii means Dm boal,"
nml It ili ua. Many of our friends lull
lit tlm tuiiiio thing.
f..rt vr ,.,.1,,,. Wml imin. x
Kerr lima., pnekora, I'orllu .i), Oie,
Sparktlin; Slonca.
Ilualinnil I ilon't IipIIkvo you lirird
n word of tlio amnion (inlay. You
worn looklni! the wlinlo limit lit the
ilUinoiula Hint womun In front of ua
wore.
Wife Well, thoro lire armona In
tonus, you know. I'nclc.
Llko a Klnf,
I'nrua, the Indian prince, lind Just
licn tnkon prlaonvr wIidii Aluxmider
nakeil Ii I in how lit) oxpoctml to be
trwiteil,
"l.lko n klnis!" replied the enalern
wnrrlor.
I'limaril by (lio mnnllnoa of thn nn
awer. Aloxnmler liuinedlnlely mndo
It I in JnnKor of (he I'lntlron Hiarlmen(
liouan nml tlnr (wo iKilenlnlea adirh ao
cioaely to liimlneaa ait lo tir duhbod
poroua plBa(or.--Now York Sun.
20 MILLION BOTTLES
BOLD EVrnY VEAn.
THADE
MARK
IUrt4nMUthtibMnecl' piln, inJmll
loni nT Nen mWt hipfy Ifimicti Ulnc
curcj by Sr Jacoki Oil cl RHEUMATISM.
UnUUALCIA. TOOIMACHE. II T AD -ACIIB.
LAMFNUVI, SCALrjS BURNS.
SPRAINS. I'HUlCr 3 rvj ill r " fcr vhkh
n atttnul rrmdf ctn bj ll iwvtr
fillt lacura. Tliruufxli who hay band
cUr4 Incunbla it Ulh i irxl in hoipit1 1 hav
thrown iwayll'r cr uke br 't curpiiMr
irttfif St jArditCiL DiretUni lnltTa
"I'or alz real. I irna vletlm of d ya
repalit In Ha wor.l form 1 tould eat noiluue
ui milk toa.l. and nt ilmeimy .lomnrh would
not retain and dlneni even tliuL ji( t Martb I
bcj.n uklnx l'AS( Alll.'I'H end alnte tlirn 1
haveeleainiy Imtiroied, until I am . well aa I
aiar waa In my ma." .. ,
DATii) II, Muurnr, Newark, O.
rixiinl. r.lal.bl., 1'iUenf T.ile Oood. Do
OooJ. .No.er Hlo.en. Weaken, or (Irll-e 10c tte.tOO.
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
ILrllaf Xm..!; r....f, (kl,, Ma.l.l. ktw t.,h, III
un.Tii.nin oii
ml vii.r.nleeil lie aliarue.
nu-iu'iinu
l.ia lo UUItCToLacco lUUk
Canada Contumca Much Tea,
Conailn, with Ua C.000,000 Inhabi
tants, conBiimes nn much India ten as
doon tlio United Btntca, with n popu
lation nftcon tlmoa m great; each
used last year 1,075,000 pounds,
I was given up to die with
V consumntlon. I then beeon
to use Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, 1
Improved at once, and am now In
perfect health." CIim. E. Hart
man, Glbbitown, N. Y.
It's too risky, playing
8 with your cough.
The first tiling you
know It will be down
deep In your lungs and
the play will be over. Be
gin early with Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral and stop
the cough.
Tana ils l tic, f 0c, SI, All 4nilils.
Consult your dootor, If lis lav. lake It.
th.n do as lie sari. If lie (alia you nol
IS tike It, then don't "a It. Ila'knowa.
Leave Itwltlili iu. We are willing.
" J. o. AYBK CO., Lowell, Mail.
!! IWIallllflttHtll
& CATHAnnc
Jjl Ta.Df UAJIH niOHTIMO
apanaa n emlanae 1 J
Coughing
nn If
Itnrldiulin Is n forerunner find
otio of tlio iiioitl tumuiim Hyinji
toin.i of lililnoy (roulilo mid
womli (llHpliieeiiicnt.
READ MISS BOLIMAN'S EXPERIENCE.
" Hmno tltnn ago 1 itiiii In n very
weak comlltlon, my work maitn mo
nervous nml my bncunchr-d frightfully
nil tliu time, nml I liail tcrrltilo head
nehen. " My mother cot a bottla of Lyilla
K. I'lnldiiiiu H Vi'L'olnlilo Coin
tiiilliiil for me, mini It ktiiumI to
(ruuu;thi'ii my lmvl( nml help ma it
onoo, ninl I iflil not get no tlrril ns
before. I ittntiLiI to tuko It, anil It
brought health nml Atrrtitli to me,
and I wnnt to thank you for tlio
food It ha riuiiu mo." Mim ICatB
Ii-ixha.;, H'.'nil H(. .t Wales Ave.,
Now Yurlt city. - tsooo fttftlt lcitlmtitf
I.yillu i:. I'liiUlmiii'n V.'uotulilo
Coiiiimiinil ciiri'M liccnimo It In
rim t'ri'iif !(, linotvti ri'ini'ilv for
Uto frc a Hi Known ri inniiy ior
kidney anil moiiiIi trimlilcH.
Kvcry uiiiiiuii wlim In pnzzlrd
iilmtit liercoiiilltlon nIioiiIiI urlto ,
i.r.i iiiiiiiiiiuvj.,nii,.unii
unit toll lior ull.
YOU'LL BE SORRY
WHEN IT RAINS
YOU DONT HAVE
v; OILBD
KEEP YOU DRY
MADE POIc VET WORK.
B. HAU AMI VI1LOW
3CLD BY ALL RELIABLE DBA LESS
ANP BACMP DI UUK QUARANIU.
A. J. TOWER CO-BOSTON. MA35.
Women Landowner..
Ono In bpvcii of llrltlah land owner
arc women. In nil (hero nro about
88.000 women who own land In Hue
land nnd Wnloa.
Work for Women.
In tho packing nnd cnnnlnK factor
lea wumon havo larcely taken tho
places of men, nml If tiadn Increase
an It lina clone In tho Inst two or three
yeari thoiiamida nioro will find em
ployment (hero. Their labor la llcht,
lie I n k what la tormcil "kitchen work,"
which conalatn of cuttlnc dried beef,
stuffing aatiangca, packlnc tins, etc.
iiuii'ii Tiuar
VTa offer Ona nondred liollara Rawardforaae
raaaol laiiarrli that can nolbocsred trllUl'l
Catarrh Cure.
r. i. CHKSKY 4 Co., Pro pi., Toledo, O.
(Ve thennderilaned, have known r. J. Chener
for Urn rail r. vr.r, beilnre lilm prrfm'.r
honi rabir In ell Lulnra iran.acilona and fin,
ancially able to carry out atijr obllgatlo&j niado
bjtbclrnroi. .
Wt A Tarn,
Wboleaale pratil.d, Toledo,
WlUIIKU KikmnA Maitix,
Wholeaala Iitutdni, Toledo. O,
nall'aCalarrliUare la taken lnternallr,ectlr)i
nlrectlr on (ho MimhI and innooua aurl.ee. ol
Uie.y.tein. Price 7to per boille. bold brail
Snicalai.. Teallmnnlala frre.
llall'a t amlljr i'llla are the beaL
Real Summer Olrl.
"Say, old man, what Is a summer
girl?"
"A summer Kir! Is n rack to stretch
sill rt walntB on; Insldo Is a recoptnelo
for lobster salad and Ico cream, whllo
outshlo Is nn attachment for diamond
rlnss." Llfo.
Spanlali Railway Schedules,
Spanish trains so Bcldom lenvo ata
tloiiH on time thnt tho tLmo-tnblcs In
ninny canes merely Indicate tho hour
of departure. say, -eight and "mlnu
(os" thnt Is, mi Indcllnlto number ol
minutes after eight.
Dr. Augntt KooiiIk's UnmbnrR Drops,
as a bloixl purifier, strength and health
restorer, nml a specific for all stomach,
liver ami kidney troubles, loads all
other similar mediclnoa In Its wonder
ful ralos ami marvelous conflilonco ol
tho people, oapoclnlly our vast German
population. It Is not a now nml un
tried product, but was mado ami sold
mora than sixty years ago.
Men's Kcnaons for Marrying.
l'ostnl cards havlnc been Bent out to
married men with tho lnnulry. "Why
did you marry?" n largo number of ro-
Dllca como to hand, from which the
following aro selected:
"That's wluit I hnvo bcon trying ;
I ......... , ,1 .. . I 1 1 v I
" rf.-" ' w.,.. ...
noil I ivu lu u , I'll nuu iiui uiui.il
or, but novor hnvo. V."
"DccauBo Sarah told ,mo that five
oilier yoimir men had proposed to
hor. C."
"Tho fnthor thought night years'
courtln' wna almost long enough. U."
"I'loaso don't stir mo up. J"
"Ilccnuso I tliotight alio waa ono
among a thousand; now I sometimes
think Bho ia n thousand among ono.
M."
"Ilccnuso I did not havo tho export
onco I hnvo now, Q." I
"That's tho snmo question my
friends ask mo. 0. II,"
"llocauso I hnd moro monoy than I
know what Jo do with. Now I havo
mnrn In ,ln tl.,i t l.oun n,nnno -.olll,
n. I).'
"I wnnted n companion of tho oppo
site box, I', 8. Sho Is still opposite
A,
"Ilocrtuso It is lust my luck. 1. J."
IF
J f.
. f rrva
mm,
i yoarnoa ror compnny. Wo now attractive wcro It not for that Uand
havo it all tho timo. Karl." . I .omo ticcr gkin.
iiayo ox laiisteii an tho ilgurod m ,
tho niltlunolle to llguro out nn answer
to your question; between multiplica
tion nnd division, In tho family, ami
distraction, lu addition, tho nnswor
is hard to arrlvo nt, Old Man."
"I married to got tho host wife In
tho world, Simon,1
llocauso I askod lior If sho'd have
mo. Bho said buo would, Bho's sot
RE8UMI5 OF 'HIE ?Mbip&&m&iJl&m
iooa'0 nccono op prosperity
AND DISASTER.
Tlicr llava llecn Vclcanle ISriiollom,
Wan, Conniiurnllori unit Kiplo
lnn.-I,.rg II.bIIi 1,1. t. -And Mill
Time lfv liven (louil
Though inont of (ho clvllltcil world Imi
rujoycil n ruiillnumiro of (tig ri-lgn uf mil
lull iru.prlly which brican In 1U0I, It
In uiulfiilnhla (lint lh year linn
mailo a woful mcortl In tha way of ill.
aatcr ani) ili.lruclloii of hiiniau llfo. Th
trupllon of Mount l'rlva, Mar(loliiu,
May 8, may In ttlri-n pre-nnlnc'iic
Ilia moat illaaatrotia occurrence of .uvi ral
iiiadi'a, ami Ha iloalrucdr work waa
iipplrmciilrii hy many coally conllniru
lloua, capuclally JurliiK lh varly nioiilha
of Ilia ynr, ami a iiumbvr of daailly ex
plo.lona.
Many nntai) prraoua hava iiaaard Into
lh liityoml aluco Jan. 1, 11)02, ainonx
Ihem Iwlim Cell Ithoilea, Iter. T. UoWiK
Talma, (len. Wailo llamplon. frank
It. Htocklon, J. Hltrllnt Mor(on, Hoi
Binltll Itun.ill, Ilri't llarte, Hear Admiral
Wllllnm T. Hamiiaon, Inl I'auncaf.ile,
'Irn. Krana Hlircl. ttlwanl KKgli-atnu.
Junllc Iloraca Uray, Maria Ili-nrlvtl,
Qiiveii of Ili-Ulum; Kmlle Zola, Klliabelh
Cady Htmiton, Utrr Krupp, Thoinaa II,
Iteed and Mra. V. H. Uraut.
Kvenla of the Yaar.
JA.NUAIIY.
1. Tbomaa Kalrada 1'alma .Itclfd Prut
il.nl or Culn. ...1'n.ld.DI llooaafill boMi
Lrllll.nt rrrrpllon,
i, 1'ai.rncrr atram.r Walla Walla aarik
off Capa Uriiiloeloo by uokuuwo bark) 27
llrca lo.(.
3. While llouia ball oo occaaloo of Jll
Allra IOo.effl('a d.bul.
. Mn.lMD mm lo.l In marina eolll.lon
oft Ar.lro, I'orluf.l,
0. Confrra. reaa.f mblta,
7. Katrnliifn tn.n killed by cate-ln In
nioa at .faautiee, ncn.
Tunntl aceldrnt (o N.w Tnrk Ontr.l
,Mn n Nw Vork c MUM ,s Artlh,
10. failure of Kuclld Atruuj Tru.t and
S.ilnj. Co. of Cle.tlend.
J J. Haven Hit. lo.l In Ore In Iluff.lo,
n. r.
H. Htcond failure of Drone II. r-hllllp.,
forinerlj ealled (be Cblraro "corn klnx."
...J. II. Foraker elecled Krna(or from Olilo,
Artbur P. (lorroan from Mart land aud J. U.
XcCrear from Keatueky,
10. A. II. Cumtnlna Inauxuralad Oorern
or of Iowa Harlhnuaka kill. SOU lieoole
a( Cbllpaneluio, Jilealro,
in. lif.th of Kir Kill. A.hmead H.rllHI,
Eiiill.h political Iradcr.
IB, Four IiuIIcIIdi. coll. p.. In DetroH'a
bn.lneiia rrnler.
50. Columbian ln.urten(a win batde In
Panama harbor. .. .!ea(u of Camilla Urao,
Tlollol.te,
51. Trralr redlnr Danl.h Writ Indlea lo
Culled HI. In .limed Du.t eiplo.lon kill.
U miner. a( 1.1 Creek, Iowa.
S I'eare propo.al. made to Knxland In
lloera' behalf bjr Ilollaud.
U. Ten Urea to.( In tenement bouM Are
In lloatou.
KI'.IIIIUAUT.
I. Unit eiplo.lon In Hondo, lleitco,
mtnea. S7 men die. ,
S. I2,b00.ouo Dre In Waterbury, Conn
Dale on Allaullc coaa( doea conalilerabla
damaae.
4. Keetey lienor eure plan( a( Iiwteht.
III., burn till Bremen killed by falling
walla lu HI. Lnula.
B, llo.ouo.ioo lire In I'aleraon, N. J
Smaller Brra In Jer.er Clir, Ilrooklrn aud
Chlcaso Kleeen Uvea loat In lodjlng
bouae Are In St. Liula.
10. Twelve manufacturing; planta burned
at Kprliirdeld, (1.
II. Death or itarqule of Dufferln.
17. llouee naaaea war (ai reduction bill.
IK. xllaa l.lleu Mtone'e raueum paid to
llulgarlan brlganda.
If. 1'realdent Itooaevelt'a declalon on
flrhlee appeal flren out.
'JO. Revolutionary rlota In Uarrelona,
8 na I a.
5. Park Avenue Hotel and TIat llegl.
ment Armorr In New Vork burned; ll.ooo,
(oo loaa and f,0 Uvea deatrorrd. . . .Senatora
Tillman and McLaureu of Koulb Carolina
Seht III Keliale.
11. ML. Ellen Stone releaaed bj llol
garlan baodtta.
SI. Philippine bill paaaed bj Senate.
7. AlcKfuley memorial eervlcea lu Con
rrr...
:b I'oarieen mloera killed br anowallde
at Tellurlde, Col.
MAIICII.
2-1. I'rlnre llenrr of Pru.ala vlalla Chi
eaau and other weetern cltlea.
7. Wreck on Southern Pacific railway lo
Texaa; 13 peraon. killed and 30 lojured....
(Jen. Xethuen captured by Doers,
10. Mecretary of Treaaut I-onx realgna:
W. U lloodr of Uaaaachuutla appointed
bla auceeaaor.
12. Death of Former Governor John P.
Allfeld of lllluola. .. ,l'acke( overturned In
Mlaala.lppl Itlver and S3 peraona drowned
....lloera releaae den. Methueu.
13. Htrlke of lloaton leamatera enda.
In. Severe billiard over Canadian North
Weat, the Dakolaa and IJke Hlalca.
17. Khlp aubaldr bill paaaea Ucuale.
18. Iloboken dorka burn, with larxe eee
aelas loss, Sl.ouo.ouO and two Uvea.
4. Neeljr, Kathbone and Keeiea ronvlc(
ed of iwaial fraoda at Havana.
S3. Order Isaued for evacuation of Cuba
War 70.
III. Heath of Cecil llhodre.
t30. Hionn and flood cause damae-e
Ka.t and South.
St. Mine eiplo.lon at Day(on, Tenn., kllla
21 men.
Al'llIU
I. Death of Thoa. Dunn Rnfllsh.
K $I.OU),000 Ore a( Atlantic city, N. J.
0, Maur persona killed and Injured br
falling srandatand at (llasirow, Scodand.
II. lloera aciepl teruia uf peace, ...Death
of Ucn, Wade Hamplou.
12. Death of lliv. T. De Witt Tnlm,,.
IS. llusalan Minister of the Interior M
Bliitagulne, slalu br student.
18. House passes Cuban rerlprocltr bill
....Oreat ocean ateamshtp lines merged
M. Hlity lives lost In burning of steamer
City of rltUburg on Ohio Itlver.... Frank
It. Hlockton. novelist, dlca.
23. Bevtre wlndatorm In Missouri Tal
ler. 27. Death of ex-Secre(ary of Agriculture
J. Slerllng Morion.
28. Dea(b of Hoi Smith Itua.ell.
MAY.
1, Tornado dealrojred over 400 Urea
around Dacca. Ilrlllsh India Wm. li
, Moodr tiecomea Secretarr of Narr.
4. Death of Potter Palmer of Chicago.
I 3. Death ot Archbishop Corrlgan....Uret
Harte dlea In London.
. Death of Itear-Admlral William T,
DBUip.OU.
8. Town ot St. Pierre, Martlnlqne, de
strojed br volcano. .. .Paul Leicester Ford,
author, alaln br bro(ner, Malcolm Ford,
who (hen kllla himself.
.ii'
P. Htrlke ordered in anthracite coal re-
11. Death of Lieutenant dorernor 8tone
' Wisconsin. . . . . . I
12. Maria. Chrlattna resigns regency of
I Spain.. ..Twentr-Ave peraona killed by oil Dover, Ohio. .i. English and (ierman war
for explosion near l'lltsburg, shlpa reduce defenses ot Puerto Cabello,
I 17, Alfonso XIII crowned king of Spain, Venesuela.
1R llitrrlratia ilevaatated Tel. a
cult
eoaal, bloldng ou( (own of Goliad.
II). Exploalon lu coal mine at Coal Creek,
Tenn., kllla lh4 miners.
t liort nml Hweet.
MnbelDo you think a girl should
nnswer a young man's proposal by
lottcrJ
Tom Not oue letter, but thrco.
Mabel Three letters?
Tom Certainly! Y-e-s.
True llnmiliieae.
Mrs. Nextuoor I supposo
your
dnushter Is happily married?
rH, Naggsby Indeed she Is. Why,
icr lU9i,.,nd's actually afraid to open
. , , b . ,,resence.
,B 'UOUIIl 111 Ulf pnoi ml.
lleastlr.
Mrs. A, What a beautiful parlor
i floor."
Mrs. 7,. Yes, but it wquld not bo so
A.A),. r se0i the beauty Is sklu
deep.
In the Cloacet Atinlyals.
Arthur-i-IIow would you define
friendship?
I Udgur Well, nowadays,, friendship
l I'atlcneo pcoplo havo with each
otnevs tuus.
aMma
aobnr a
nrouertv -val
un at i.uuu.wm.
21. Decora h, Iowa,
OTtrwhelmed by
eiouooursi.
2.1, Kiploalon In mine at Fernle,
kllla llrtl mln.ra.
II. C,
21, Death of Ilrlllsh Ambassador, Lord
Paunceforle.
81. Iloer leadera sign sulci of sur
render. ...Ilelalbulen, (lualeinala, over
whelmed by volcano, LOW Uvea lost.
JUNK.
2. Teemslera' strike r stile, rlota In Chi
cig. ...Death of Her. Dr. J. II. Il.rrowl
.a( Uberlln, ().
g. Strike rlola In Chicago.
4. Teamatrra' strike to Chicago srtded.
3. Street car rlola In Providence, II. I,
(I, Tornado and cloudbursts In Iowa, Ne
braska, Kansas, Illinois, South Dakota.
V, HI, Luke'a Sanitarium In Chicago
burna, 10 lives being losl.
10 Tornado rausea damage and dealb In
Illlnrila, Iowa and Mlnnenota.
la. president sends (o Cosgreas special
inraaaxe on Cuban rrclprorllr,
lt. Senate paaaea Panama canal bill....
Death of King Albert of Hatonr.
21. Wrelh wine American Derby In Chi
cago.... Town klarshsl of Jefferson. Iowa,
killed by lialf wilted msu, who Is theo
slsln by mob
V2. uotM fire In Portland, Ore,
2,1. St. Jamea Hotel rollapaea at Dallas,
T25.'Klng Kdward VII submlls to opera
tion for perllyphllllls. .. .Coronation Is post
ISh Senator IJalley of Teiaa makea vio
lent attack on Senator Ileverldge of Indi
ana In Senate.
jui.r.
Adjournment of Congress,
I'resincnt IMI!.. I-im r mutt
amnestr
proclamallon for Pblirpplnes llock III-
nd faat (rain held up near Dupoijt, III.
4 Trolley wreck near (Jloverevllle, N. T
kills IS persona. , . .
S. Swlft'a markel In Chicago alockyarda
blwO Chicago freight bandlera alrlke.
(i. Storma and flood. In Iowa and the
lo! 'Eiplo.lon In mine at Johnstown. Pa.,
kills 123 miners,
II. Lord Sallabory realgna aa premier of
England! succeeded by Mr. Arthur Ilslfonr.
ll Death of Archbishop reeban of Chi
cago, 13. Sir Liang Cheng appointed Chlneae
Mlnlater to Untied Statea (o eucceed Mr.
Wu.
II. Kipre.a (rain held op and robbed
near MarshaU'a I'aas, Colorado.
13. Cyclone dcatroya Kmeraldo and
Tbompaon, N. !.. and Itornp, Minn,
In. End of freight bandlera' strike In
Chicago. .. .Fifty killed In mine eiploslon
at Park City. L'lah....(leneral Jacob 11.
Smith retired with eeuaure.
30. Murder of Mluole Mitchell In Chi
cago. 81. KartbQuake In Santa Ilarbara Coua
IT. Cal.
AL'UUST.
fi. Iturllnrtoo eipress train robbed near
Saranna, 111.
a Train wreck near Collins, Iowa, kllla
13 people and Injuree 30.
(I. Coronadon of King Edward of Eng
land.... llody of Mra. Ann llartbolln found
In Chicago.
10. Dealb of Senator McMillan of Michi
gan.. ..Seven peraona burned lo death In
hotel fire at Man Angelo, Tess.s.
18. Cullacan. Meltco, awept by tidal
wave. .. .SS&,OUO eipri-sa robbery at Ford
vllle, Ky.
VO. Autumn naval maneurera begin off
Maasacbuselts coast.
20. Death of (leneral Fran i FlgeL
21. 1'realdent Koosevelt on (rip (brougb
New England.
22. Esrlli'iuakea In East Turkestan kill
l.f ) persons.
2& Death of ex-Oovernor George Hoad
lev of illilo.
SO. Eruption of Mont Pelee dcatroya
Morne Itouge, with Suo Uvea.
SEPTKMIIEIt.
I. Thirty killed and 70 wounded In train
wreck uear Uerrr, Ala.
3. President Koosevelt bnrt In trolley
arclihut near I'lttsrleld, Maaa. .. .Death of
Edward Eglr.tnn, novell.t Third great
eruption of Mont I'elee, Martinique.
4. llody or Wm. J. Uartbollu found near
Lnwther, Iowa.
7. Haydau gunboat Crete a-I'lerrot aunk
by (lerman gunlxiat Panther.
II. Ilattleahlp Wl.cvn.ln and cruiser Cln
cliinatl ordered to I'anama.
12. Oreat Are In Ueaumont. Texaa, oil
r.elda... Killing frost In Northwest Mrs.
Senator Stewart of Nevada killed In auto
mobile accident.
IS. Death of ex. Supreme Court Justice
Horace uray,
19. 1'earr -Arctic einedldon re(nrca.
10. Panic In negro liaptl.t convention at
lllrmtneham. Ala., causes death of f-0 rjer
sons aud tnlary of 100. ...Death of Maria
Henrietta, queen or tne ueigiana.
2.1. Oneratlon for abaceaa on Prealdent
Itooaevelt'a leg at Indlanapolla.
2L Four 'hundred peraona killed by ey
clone and waterspout la Eastern Slclllty.
M- Second operation on Prealdent Kooee
veil a leg.... Tidal wave on coaat or Japan.
ueain oi crone i&oia.
OCTOIIEK.
3. Conference of coal opera(ora and mlo
era at vvnue noure in vvaanington.
4. (treat Are at Amor. China.
0. (lovernor Stone of rennaylvanla ordero
oiaie Jiiiuia to coal nema.
11. llurlloglon (rain held up near Lin
coin. Neb.
12. Street railway strike In New Orleans
enda.
1.1. Coal operators aak l'realden( (o end
elrlke.
IS. PrevldenI appotnta commission (o ar-
uurate coal airike.
21. Anlbraclle workers vole (o accep( ar
bitration. 23. Work In anthracite coal mlnea re
aumed. 24. Karthqualce In Italy.
at. Death of Elisabeth Cady Stanton.
29. "Mitchell" day In anthracite regtona.
NOVEMIIER.
I. St. Pierre, Mlquelon, dealroyed by
fire.
4. (leneral election. .. .('Ire worka eiplo-
aion in ,irw aora aula u peraona anil in
Jurea CO.
10. Fire doea great damage on new Eaat
River bridge In New York.
11. Koland Mollneux acquitted In New
York.
1(1. Armour A Co.'a packing plan( In
Sioux City burna Death of (I. A. llcnty,
10. Suicide of Joroea Younger.
So. Jamea Moore, colored, hauged by mob
uear Sulllinn, Ind.
21, Itock laland train held up by' expreaa
robbera at Davenport. Iowa,
23. Death of I rtedrlch Krupn. nermaa
gunmakcr...lll( ore dock at Ashland, Wla.,
burna.
23. Death of Sep. Winner, composer.
23. Dea(h of Colonel Thoa. 1'. Ochiltree.
20. Fourteen killed by boiler explosion
In Chicago stockyard Several vessels
and SU Uvea lost lu gale on Great Lakes.
DECEMUER.
1. Congress eonreues for short session.
4. Fourteen Urea loat In Are In Lincoln
Hotel. Chicago, .. .Naval maneuvera In Ca
ribbean Sea begin.
u, Clcvelaud'a great water tunnel com
pleted. 7. Death of Thomas D. Reed In Washing,
ton.. ..Cartoonist Tbomaa Nast dlea at
Unayaqull, Ecuador.
8. (Ireat Nile dam at Asaouan opened.
fi. German and Engllah fleeta aelie Van.
eauelan narahlp In harbor of La Uualra.
11, I'rcaiacnt inairo or venesueia laatiea
appeal (o arma... Cuban Iteclprodty Treaty
afgned In i Havana.
13. (1,000.000 Are In steel plant at Canal
ii Death of Mra. u. S. (Irani.
13. 1,0(0 killed by earthquake at An
dllan, Aalatlc lluaila,
18. Veneiuela aaka for arbitration,
At tbe Mlnatrela.
Hones Yeas, sub; Ah kin prove dat
Noah didn't take enuf to eat on dat
voyage.
Tuinbo How kin yo prove It?
llonea Don't do good book say he
only took one Ham?
Appropriate Kxpreaslon,
negluald-MIss, Wose, don't you
think my Imported ICgyptlau cigarettes
aro lino?
Miss Itoso Yes, they are perfectly
killing.
On o Hielf.
"Mamma," asked little 3-yenr-old
Margie, "do people go to heaven wheu
they die?"
"Yes, dear, If they aro good," replied
her mother.
"Then I guess grandpa wasn't any
good," rejoined the Ilttlo miss. " 'Cause
wheu ho died they Just put him on a
shelf In a big stotie house and locked
tho door." Chicago News.
Grandpa-Willie, why do you study
grammar? WIUlo So I can laugh
wheu pcoplo make mistakes.
PROMINENT PHYS GIANS
USE AND ENDORSE PE RU -NA.
C.B. CHAMBERLIM, m.d
OF VASHINGTON.D.C.
0. 0. Cbamberlin, M. D., writes from
"Many cases have come under my observation, where Peruna
has benefitted and cured. Therefore, I cheerfully recommend ft
for catarrh and a general tonic." C. D. CUAMDERLIN, M. D.
Medical Cxainlner U S Treaanry.
Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, Medical Ex
aminer ol V. 0. Trcatury Department,
graduate of Columbia College, and
who served three years at West
Point, hai the following to tay of
Peruna:
"Allow ma to
expreis inr grati
tude to you for the
benefit dorived
from your wonder
ful remedy. One
ehort month has
brought forth a
Taut change and I
now coneider my
coif a well man,
and after months
of Battering. 1VI
low sufferers, Pe
I)r L Jordan
PAI1NLBSS
The discovery ol new agente and net
nethod. of admlnh-terlng the old agent
lied in dintlitry (or eliminating pain,
as revolutionized practice. i'AINLES'
UENTISTKY with u. (s not an expert
ment, but an a-vaolute certainty, a
undreds can testify. Don't you ta'(o
nyriiks. He guarantee "So RAIN
Both. 'phones: Oregon South 2291
olumbla ass. Onen evenings till
.ndaya from S) to li.
WISE BROS., Dent?sts. &$&&S$$2!?
roltTLAND. OltEQON.
Settlers on Public Lands.
Twenty-ono million acrca of the pub
lic Iand3 or tbe United States aro
yearly taken up by settlers.
One Barrel Not Enough.
Irato Customer Look here, you said
this gun would shoot 100 yards. I've
tried It and It only carries fifty.
Isaac Veil, but mine friend, there
are two barrels! Glasgow Times.
A Family Jar.
Mra. Tlmmlna John, I must say you
are tho narrowest minded man I ever
saw. You havo an Idea that nobody Is
eyer right but yourself.
Mr. Tlmmlns Detter look to borne.
Were you ever willing to admit that
anybody was right who differed from
you?
Mrs. Tlmmlns mat s an entirely
different thing, and you know It, John
Tlmmlns. Boston Transcript.
- - -
la H
i.v . .- wait."..
sNm,
I lit, n JL A A.
14tli and P fits., Washington, D 0,
runa rill
Jordan.
cure you," Dr. Llewellyn
Geo. 0. Havener, M,
D,, of Anacos
tla, U. (J., wiitcs:
The Peruna Medicine Co., Colnmbns,
Ohio:
Gentlemen "In my practice I hava
had occarlon to frequently f rescrlbe
yonr valuable medicine, and have found
Its ate beneficial, especially in catea of
catarrh." George 0. Havener, M. D.
If yon do not receive prompt and
satisfactory results from the use of
Peruna, write at once to Dr. Ilartman,
giving a fnll statement of yonr case,
and be will bo pleated to give you bis
valuable advice gratis.
Address Dt. Ilartman, President ot
tho Ilartman Sanitarium, Colnmbns,
Ohio.
DENTISTRY
Guide Books Are Barred.
A guide book Is generally regarded
as harmless. Not so In Turkey, aa a
German traveler has learned to bis
grief. Officials found In his trunk "a
guide through Turkey" and confiscat
ed It. The next morning tbe book was
returned to the German, but with moro
than a hundred pages torn out. The
traveler went to the censor's office to
complain of this Inexplicable treat
ment of his book. But the censor ex
plained to him with Irresistible logic
that an accurate description of Con
stantinople could not be suffered,
since a knowledge of the locality was
calculated to facilitate an attempt on
the sultan's life.
Diplomacy.
Whether he needs It or not, every
mnn should trv to borrow money so as
to learn who his friends aren't, and
also never to lend, New York Press,
THE CHILDREN ENJOY
Life out of doors and out of the games which they play and the enjoy
ment which they receive and the efforts which they make, comes the
greater part of that healthful development which ia so essential to their
happiness when grown. When a laxative is needed the remedy which la
given to them to cleanse and sweeten and strengthen the internal organs
on which it acts, should be such aa physicians would sanction, because Its
component parts are known to be wholesome and the remedy itself free from
every objectionable quality. The one remedy which physicians and parents,
well-Informed, approve and recommend and which the little ones enjoy,
because of Its pleasant flavor, Its gentle action and its beneficial effects, is
Syrup of Figs and for the same reason it Is the only laxative which should
be used by fathers and mothers.
Syrup of Figs is the only remedy which acts gently, pleasantly and
naturally without griping, Irritating, or nauseating and which cleanses the
system effectually, without producing that constipated habit which results
from the use of tho old-time cathartics and modern Imitations, and against
whlc!ithe children should be so carefully guarded. If you would have them
grow to manhood and womanhood, strong, healthy and happy, do not give
them medicines, when medicines are not needed, and when nature needs
assistance In the way of a laxative, give them only the simple, pleasant and
gentle Syrup of Figs.
Its quality is due not only to the excellence of the combination of the
laxative principles of plants with pleasant aromatic syrups and Juices, but
aUo to our original method of manufacture and as you value the health of
the little ones, do not accept any of the aubstitutcs which unscrupulous deal
ers sometimes offer to Increase their profits. The genuine article may be
bought anywhere of alt reliable druggists at fifty cents per bottle. Please
to remember, the full name
CALIFORNIA FIG SYR.UP
the front of every pack
age. In order to get Us
beneficial effects it Is al
ways necessary to buy
tho genuine only.
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In tlmi-. cVsi(9 by tlrrtgfr iiia rl
JOHN P00I.C. PORTLAND, ORU.
Toot ol Morrison Street.
Can rlra yu tha beat bargains la BoJlera
and Engines, (Mndmllla, fiimpaand (lefla
ral acTiinery W,l Hawing Machlnee
specially Sea us before lulling.
a4)e4 4e
WAV ARnVP
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all the rel Is the (iiiaHtyorMONOPOt.il
iopot.il
Tnn i
ng el V
in your
: v.nnwi eruiT. ana vegetsiile.
: won't be sailslted with anvthim
f after mil imM f.v lhm a.,.,.. ..,..
I grocer,
WADMAMS A KCKK IIHOS. Packers
.
it i-osts you fNotning
Tocatvh potd Ton irt
-methlru fur no.htnc,
f urn ii.mi(ri. You enn
k-?p it If yoa wnt It
tot yon can get rltl of It
br tiiin? iupfn ltr
Couxli Iirime Kfip
bvt la tlM llOUM.
Thcjr tMte nice, liMk
ui-- r toet. MsVft
of honey nnd menthol.
A Cnii box. Kotd by
tl atiKginiM and coif
f?'rtinn?rs. Tw britt
i' (t br mll (atntpAld
on fpcrlpt oC SOOei In
fttampv
Pacific Coast
Btecuit Co.
PortUnd, Ore.
F. N. V.
No. 31903.
11 EH writing- to ltd vertlaera please
mention lino paper.
Showed Good Sense.
A Lewlston, lie, Infabt, asked by
hla Sunday school teacher what ho
should havo done first of all If ho had
been miraculously cast out of tho
whale's belly like Jonah, sjM: "I fink
I'd gone home and got some clean
clothes on."
Cenuine
arter's
Little Liver Pills.
Blunt Boar Signature of ,
Sf F.uS!miIo Wrapper Celorr.
Very small ami aa aaay
to t-ftke as moz
FOQ HEADACHE
FOR DIZZINESS.
FDR BlUOUSHESt.
FCR TORPID LIVER.
FDR COHSTIPATIOK.
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
rT)R THE COMPLEXION
li a&Ja.
uxsncisrni ywtriuvi
tSAVl teOatATVslI. j
I a'l"-. I Bn-xta -atrwsr aa.t a
i MI10 IWH4UIe,
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
of the Company
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