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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 3, 1902)
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wnt I'" nil Hmt In iiicnni ,y iiijilinta
, Wt It Will !' If IK'KlwlMl,
ugnriinii" ""I iiiilllK, ,na r llOfV'
filitclic. amirm-mi of tln ulniniuli, ami
nliln ik'Ii IiIiii! limy nut Ik. very Imil
. .,., ...m i, i
, iiu ""-j " iiiu itiiiinrli in
ml li cniw weiilier,
tp-iu i Bin it it iiiiwrniile tlltt-ruo
.,M ii'iiili niy In It Humid lio given
7 ,r illiin. TIiIh In r.iiiiiilftoly over
Tlie Worm Tiirnril.
Prntnt (tn i4 1 1 1 1 1 1 from nylmnk)
,H yt hi ever litki' gnu before?
fitlciit l.imli hero, miutrty1 That
'I g lur enougii. Inn inn
Uiiik to iixii' iron lintel clerk,
, (in. i.i r l llxiiiii I I'iii.
i,ir the atati-in, tiiirlfr tlie IiIihmI Km) i (-,.
tin, 1, mm. Itldiioa. tti.mai li ml ImvtuTi
.llir 1 1 .- r I. iiirdlrin, llrll.-l,t 1m. f,.,a In.
iiriili mill liniiliiniiliirltieNotf Yetr,
Need Oiling After.
'Do you believe tlmt nil tilings
to llllll Mil U'llltN?
-Nil" replied tlio Inutlor, dcoi-
Iy. I'mlty nearly everything thnt
till uuiiiH iih'mi tenine ttihiin who
I. ui tin- Hung worth having
tin linn niiu get up anil huiiips
ttll i.liii'.igo .Miwn.
'by experiment with untried mil'!-
k nr Pino " 1 W Unril Oil ui mice,
ihf hitpiiv. 1 mir (Iriu'Kiiit linw It,
lormcr While lloute Mlilmiti.
riling '" Windiingtnn lit preaent
thri'i- former riitMin'KM-H ul the
"bilo lloum Mm. Letitm 'IMn
B,li-, daughter tif I'ri'xidi nt 'I) lit.
Il.irrii't I .inn. .lnliiihi.il, liner .,
flil'l I li t -1 111 I 111 1 1 , Hllll Mm. t'lyi-Din
All n ttnuuy N'f Vfir.
Irw i i
.im-.. flint . nhiftt Hlllt ri"l liru'lh
I I,,, lir Ntttiif.'k cil( iinrl,il
Mi r I. I 1 1 r. i rnliar. tin f. t'ln . f.iir
-lilt rniii.trl Iht (kllM rtf ill.
lll.r I 1
SounJ'd I Jinlllir.
"y..ii uri ii'h You ininori'iuit '
noil "it ui it 1 1 milium: fxcliiiiinil
lii'ii.iiit' at ri'litTHiil.
Tin- In . ivy villniti, who hud i tiayt
tomtit tin' I'l.iupiiliy, ItMik liutii'titlv
(riiMtl, mill nit ill : "KjetlMt ua ; in
t in tiii- purl, or uri' ytm nctiiin
i ttllgl' lllll II H HIT 7 W HRlllllgtoll
Mmlirm will llml Mm. Wlntlow'n B'xitli-
iriymi. tlm Ih-hI rnnnly to iim Itir llicir
itklurtii iluriiiK iliu tevtliliiK ixirliMl.
A Kip it Kipling.
A 1-ontloii writtir, mmoyi'd hy lmv-
I tag to rciircli for tlio m-iikd in Kip
Bri;' lutuxl vtTnoii, ilcolurcn tlmt tlio
pocnr M't'iiiN to Imj im utti'iiipt to
trnnil.il(i four intullif;ilil(i I nui o(
pro.(. into fourtwu iiniululliL'il'lu
I litiwi of vcrnt."
iiKAr.NKNH (i-iNsiir ii u :t;itx
lit local iillrilliini. ut llirj cMiunt rruli ttio
ItMttnl l.iiiilini ul lli ni, 1lii li onsy tins
r tu cum ilraliina. mill tint l tr ftiiutltu
Itton 1 triiirtl r. Ilraliii'M li rmni'il lr n 111
fiinrilciiiidliluii ul tlm inui oui IiiiIiik ! tlia
tUHlKrhUii 'IiiIh. Wtin thli Oil L'rlt In.
Itamrit tun Imvi- ruinljllnn mhiihI " nnl
Irrt lii'iirinif. aiiit u,i.ii o la rnllrelr cli.ttl
On' i,i in i li mull, Klui lllilrlttl.il IlllUllilill
Don t nn l,o tnti-n mil iii.l il.i liih. rrt ireil tn
lu in. mini nii.ilitlnii, lirirlni! III li.'iliimf (si
lori-viTi lilni' rstot tun ul n n r ruicl liy
titirrli, ulilrh it iiiiiIiIiik I.iiI hi inllmiifl
tomlli imi ul the iiiun.iii iiirlni t .
v ill Kim lino lliiiultrit Imlliri for ny
tnwol liiniiii'i.tiriiiirit by (nlnrrh) tint cm
uol l.i riirnl I,) llill a Comrrli Curu. Hcinl lor
r. J. i iir.KV li I.U., micuo, v.
Ftilit bjr IiriiKKUti, 7Vc
llill'i Kimlly l'lllnratlie Uit.
A Dinner Dance. i
Mm. Swell I)n von know whom
IMr. Jiuneor i, Mr. Ilrown? Wo
'ant him to coiiiploto it not.
Mr. lirown Whoii 1 wiw linn u
Imoinoiit ngo, Mm. Swell, ho mid
Hint lie wiih houdoil for tlio froo lunoh
Icoiintor that iH, for the limiiUot hall.
IMiiv I on 11 I iim for von. Mm. SivollT
Tlie Oldest and Best.
S. S S. is n combination of roota
nd hcrl of great curative powers,
and wlicn taken into the circulation
searches out nnd removes nil manner
of poinonn from the blood, without
the least fihocle or harm to tho system.
On the contrary, the general health
jvgins to improve Irom the lirst uose,
or 8. S. S. is not only n blood purifier,
out nn excellent tonic, and strength
ens and builds tip the constitution
while purging the blood of impuri
ties. S, S. S. cures nil diseases of a
blood poioon origin, Cancer, Scrofuln,
Rhcu mn.t ism, Chronic Sores and
Ulcers, Hcema. Tsoriasls, Salt
Rheum, Herpes and Bimilar troubles,
ind is an infnllible cure nnd the only
mtldote for thnt most horrible disease,
Contagious Wood I'oison.
A record of nearly fif'y years of
tAressfttl cures is a record to be proud
Jf. S. S. S. Is more popular today
"at. ever. It numbers its friends by
the thousands. Our medical corres
pondence) is larger than ever in the
history of the medicine. Mnny write
to thank us for tlie great good 3. S. S.
as done them, while others are seek
ing ndvice nbottt their cases. All
letters receive prompt and careful
attention. Our physicians have made
alife-long studyof Wood and Skin Dis
uses, ntul better understand such cases
than the ordinary practitioner who
Wakes n specialty of no one disease.
We are tlotng grcai
good to suffering
our consulting de
nartment. nnd invite
yott to write us If you have any blood
r skin trouble. We make no charge
whatever for this service.
THE SWIFT SPEG1NQ CO., ATLANTA, OA.
Mow Many There War..
Oh, nin.n.im!" exclaimed Ildlo
M.ny, im Ih, r,,l iIlt t, , "
'll.woiir.,2(W,!.w iiHinrlmnk yard"
An- yu.i nun. ilmi ul(,ro ' ,, ,
,m,)V , ""kH' itliw.
Hull," replied .Jnlmny, "thorn u
oiird.-K , .imilhiiron.i.any.0..
Tlie Union Idea,
you tip hi,,, iv I., t, ,,.
"lie's a 111,1, nni,,,, Hllf,. ,,m,,r"
SISTERS OF CHARITY
rc-ni-mi for CouK,Sf Colds, Grip and CabiTli
A ('oni-cssiiiairs Letter.
Ir Hurl in.iii n ri ivi iniuiy li'ttent
I'liiloil Slate-. A r iiiini-iid reoontly
in lli'tmit, Mirh., ri'.iilt in follow :
Dr. S. It. Ilartman, Columbus, Ohio:
Dcur Sir "The young xlrl who used the Pcruna was suf
fering from laryngitis, and loss of voice. The result of the
treatment was most satisfactory. She found great relief, and
after farther use of the medicine we hope to be able to say
she Is entirely cured." SISTERS OP CHARITY.
Thin youiiK uirl was under the cure of tlio Sisters of Charity and
tiicil I'erniiii fur catarrh of the throat, witli good result!', as tho above
SISTERS OF CHARITY
All Over United States Use
Pe-ru-na for Catarrh.
Prom n Catholic Institution In Ohio
comes the following recommend front
the Sister Superior:
"Some years ago a friend of our in
stitution recommended to us Dr. Mart
man's I'ertinn as nn excellent remedy
for the Infucnzn of which we then had
several cases which threatened to be
of n serious character.
"We began to use Hand experienced
such wonderful results that since then
I'ertinn has become our favorite medi
cine for Influenza, catarrh, cold, cough
nnd bronchitis." ..,.
Dr. Ilartman, one of the bent known
physicians and surgeons in the
United States, was tlie first to form
ulate J'cruna. It was through Ins
genius and perseverance that it was
introduced to tlio medical profession
The Hoy Could Direct lltr.
Lady Little boy, can you
i.. lll.,.,l-'u ulinn ntoro?
jiiii it iiiuii" - - . , ,
Small Hoy Yes'm. ou go right
down this street till you como to a
I Vi.u- mill I noil
l.lltlt' v-, , .
C.....H Umitihiii von tro in tlio
kJIHIIIl " " ' rf- rtwt,
drug storo and look in tho directory.
"Somo people bcoiii to think he's
11 Ohl'ho can't bo. He's too method
ical." "Is ho, really?" . .
"Very. Somobody gnvu him a
silver match safo over n month ago,
and he still keeps his mutches in it.
Then tho defiant militant spirit
took possession of tho devoted miss-
W You think I'm a pudding!'; ho
cried. I'll show you t am not
Tho proof of tho pudding is in the
eating I" rejoined tlio savagothirkiy.
Dotroit Froo Press.
He Would Pnoy It
"Did your father uso to whip you
when you was a boy?" iwkl tho
,nd i,0(U80d to whalo mo with a
6tTho'boy's oyes brightened instant-
ii.. itf t.n nrfnil.
'I'd Ilko to
aeoK'oit ow."-Ohicago Post.
ObJftfeeJ lo Intecti ti Tood.
..rw'f?,1''111! I',ml MMI a lob-
Jtr iKiforo, ami wlimi dining ut tlio
'""if of u playmiito hIiu wi.h olloml 11
lortm... Him pit,.y roplliMl: "No,
limine you; I novor out Krii.Klioppor. "
Municipality Owni UIIIHIm.
Til" lllllllicip;1y of (J,r,vl ,.
nif nrcH itmnviiKiiH, owiim wntur works
mill ftirniH H ,.,.(.tri(. iKltnm ,)0Wt.r
lo tli-iiity. i. ,.(,(,tri(I r
ol.iiiinid fnii.i i. HIiiiiKj, on which
run- I ! iMiiinrii mH (.HtabliHiiid im
Hiil.oriiti. tiirl.inn cyti.n.
from (Catholic Sisters all over tlio
received from a Cutholiu institution
Detroit, Mich., Oct. 8. 1901. 1
of this country.
Tho following letter is from Con
gressman Mcckison, of Napoleon,
Tho Peruna Medicine Co,
have used poveral
buttles of reriina
and foci greatly
benefitted thereby g.
from mv catarrh of
tho head, and feel
encouraged to be
lieve mat. lis eon- congri'miin David
tinned uso will fully Moi'kiun.
eradicato a diseato of HO years' stand
ing." DAVID MKKKISOX.
If you do not receive prompt and
satisfactory results from tho uso of
l'cruiin, write at once to Dr. Ilart
man. giving a full btatoinent of your
cuff, and he will bo pleased to give
you his valuable udvico gratis.
Aildress iJr. Jiartman, i-resiiieni
of Tho Ilartman Sanitarium, Col
Not the Same.
Cholly I understand you said no
girl would over marry Oussio Gayboy
or mo beeauso wo woro too fastidious.
Miss Peppery You didn't eatoh it
quito right. I said you were two
fast idiots. Philadelphia Press.
1 ill. nut l.rllcvo
I'iso's Ctiro fur Con-
ciiiiiption bus nn eqtiul
rtilds, John V. Hover,
tor coughs ami
Intl., Feb. 10. 1UW.
Kits and the Dog.
Gentleman (indignantly) Whon
I bought this dog, you said ho was
splendid for rats. Why, ho don't
touch them. ,
Dog Dcalor Woll, ain't that
splendid for rats? Tit-Hits.
SSAmJimmtlMt FOR SERVICC.
KS' ion CATALOGUES TREt iND
SHOWING rULL LINE OP CARMENT3 ANP HATA
I A J TOWER m.ftOSTON.MASS. 47
HFS WHIKt Ml USE TAItsrin
Dost Couiih Byrup. 'i'Mtea uooa. uh
Intlnio- Sold by dnnmliti. I
Money for Her.
Mr. Oi II I drenmd tho othor night
that I wiih going around in rugs,
Fortuno Toller Ah I that means
Mr. Gill Does it, really, madam?
Kortimi) Teller Yon iiulenrd. One
dollar, please. Philadelphia Press.
FITS '""""'"'Ur fj'irM. lo r,li i.pttoi,.nf
li in llirntii'lr'.in,flir Klini-'iiOrnitNi'fy
ItMt'.r.r f ;r,l r.,r Kit fll'.Si.OOlilal ln.iil,i,,ttt
!i. Jin.iC.il Ktttii.l,tii..taiArtli4t.Il'iillvlllil,J'i.
Truitful In Some Thlmti,
Ilrown It's ouriotiH about people's
beliefs. Thoy will givo ontiro ero
dimeo to tho most absurd things, and
put no faith whatever in tho most
Ilhick Yes, I've noticed it.
There's Green, now. Ho hasn't tho
least confidence in hush; butho'II out
all tho croquettes and mince pie that
you can set before him. Uoston
A Olirlitinita Dinner Tl.nt Witn Nut Kntmi
1fCRUicof finllKPMInri; tlila norry laic would
not linvo l.ccn mid If the lyniem had been res
illntHl i,d tlie illKfalluii iicrtii'tcd by the lite
ol Natiire'i remedy, (inrflelil 'Icn. 'Jlila won.
dorliil llerbini'illi'liic rnrenll forma of utotn
fi'li, liver nnd bovfel ili'mnucrnenta, clentoea
the iraieiii, i.iirlllea the blood Mid lny the
Joiindntlrm for Ioiib I lie nnd continued rood
health. Oarlcld 'Jta Is ctimlly icood for jounc
"Hello! Where aro von trointr?"
cried tho lion as the licet footed stag
unsiicu ny nun.
"Oh, I'm just traveling for my
health." panted tho stair. "Whv do
"My friend tho titer invited mo to
participate in a stag dinner party to
day, nnd I was wondering if you were
Automatic Locomotive Stoker.
An automatic locomotive stoker has
mndo its appearance on tho Pan
handle and it bids fair to make the
liromans position a sinecure. Despite
the fact that the contrivance is said
tc be proving a success, there is no
talk of doing without the services of
firemen, who will bo expected to take
more part in the miming of tho en
gines, provided tho fuel is taken care
Author There! I'vo finished that
novo! in three weeks, and now I must
not be interrupted for six months.
His Wife What aro you going to
Author I'm going to writo a
short story. Harper's Uazar.
A Gentle Little Knock.
"Ah, yes!" sighed the young poet,
"when I'm dead I suppose the people
who neglect mo now will bo making
pilgrimages to my grave."
"Why?" she asked "to make sure
that tho news is not too good to bo
true?" Chicago Itccord-Herald.
The Most Suitable
Present For an Qregonlan 1
At Our Kcw Store, ISO Washington Street. The Largest Exclusive Umbrella Emporium
Welt of Chicago.
JOHN ALLESINA, Portland.
500 MORRISON STREET.
ill il JLxI
Lfew'' ' LIVER TONIC Sg0
SbrJ UffV'V -ler"-5r"ir7LM nrfsil i tfi
MJI,f,'lln-,'tf , ll'il, a "
nil bowel trouble, anpentllcltl. bll
lotiint'ii, bml breath, bad blood, wind
on the toiimcli, bloated boweln, foul
mniiili. liraduclie. Indlireattoii. nlinnlea.
pain nftor eatliiij, liver trouble, fallow complexion
Mild dlzzlneia. Wlieu your poweia tioiri move regit'
lurly you are eettliiK alelc. t'onatlputtou kllla more
people titan all oilier disease together. It ! a
tarter for tlio clironlo ailment and lone yeara of
auRerlne that como afterwards. No matter what
alia you, atari taking- CASCA1IHTS to-day, for you
wlll nerer set well and bo well all the time until
you put yourbowola right. Talto our advice) atari
with UAaOAltUTN to-day, under au absolute guar
antee to oure or money refunded. (li
Dashnway Did you tell tlio Ilrin
dorloys thnt I was going to call thoro
Clcverton Yes. How did you
Dnshawny Tho wedding preient
I gavo tiioin was in tlio front parlor,
Town and Country.'
Dealing In Mouie V.'hiiktrl.
Tho business dono in motiso whis
kers is considerable this ycnr.for thoy
aro used in tho making of the won
derful now fly for fishermen tho new
gray gnat . And they are expensive
nearly two cents a whisker Trout
rise very much better at mouso whis
ker Hies than at tho same "gnut"
dressed in jungle-cock hackles, which
look very much like them..
A Usson In Washing.
I'liny tho Great could see things in
front of his nose ns well as afar oil'.
"I notico that tho women rub the
washing in cold water," ho wroto ono
day. "Let them heat the water, and
the alkali in tho soap will bo freed
and take fur better effect. " And only
after that did women knew how to
Before They Ripen.
Suo Tlrctt Where did you
Ham Lett In tho country.
Sue lirett Have a good ti'mo?
Ham Lett Sure. It was a genuine
pleasure to find a place where there
were only fresh eggs. Chicago Xewo.
Women In Tobacco Factories.
There are twenty tobacco factories
in France three in Paris and the
others in tho lurgo cities. In 18'J'J
they employed 17,18-1 hands,lii,732 of
whom were women and girls. Be
sides these there are 714 persons em
ployed as directors, ovcrtecrs, fore
A Lawyer's Witty Reply.
Tho Green Dag tells of n lawyer
who was about to furnish n bill of
costs. "I hope" said tho client, who
was a baker, "that you will mako it
as light as possible." "Ah," said
tho lawyer, you might perhaps say
that to tho foreman of your establish
ment, but that is not tho way I make
Goat Herds and No Forests.
Greece pays dearly for her goats.
They aro everywhere, and wherever
they are young trees can not grow,
says tho Forest Leaves. The holm
oak, for oxampe, if left to itself at
tains a height of thirty or forty feet ;
but it is usually kept down by tho
goats to tho dimensions of a shrub, at
tho top of which they continually
An Allesina Rust-Proof
Stores.) 2S6 WASHINGTON' STREET.
that dreadful fiend that threatens the
life of rich and poor, can attack and
kill only those whose bowels are not
kept thoroughly cleaned out, purified
and disinfected the year round. One
whose liver is dead, whose bowels
and stomach are full of half decayed
food, whose whole body is unclean
inside, is a quick and ready victim
If you want to be safe against the
scourge, keep in good health all the
time, KEEP CLEAN INSIDEl Use
the only tonic laxative, that will
make your bowels strong and healthy,
and keep them pure and clean, pro
tected against appendicitis and ALL
EPIDEMIC DISEASES. It's CAS
CARETS, that will keep and save
you. Take them regularly and you
will find that all diseases are absolutely
-"ign-mri"Tiir n nwri vif. vr r n ea.i k, pa i i . ..iim"
almllar medicine In tke world Tula la nbaolnte proof of
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money refunded, do buy today, two JSOo boxea, slTetbema
fair, honast trial, aa pvralmjile dtrectloua, aud Ifs-ou aro
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WJffli The Housewife fjfffi
OK Hirj 'out a Utile more Tt.fr H
Im Ari u'nrts A ff. , til tlrrtl mule
OMMI tliin th ordJmr, klntl. sold Tf rnV
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Are best became they are thoroiiRhly well mndo
of best mntcriAl. Are atroncer and heavier
than otners, hence more durable. The feed 1
absolutely accurate, reliable and poaltlve, and
will miiv eame quantity, up or down hill or on
tide hill. Hoonlcr Drills are cheapest becauso
JiEST. We keep full Btoi'lc of repiilrs at princi
pal points in the Northwest. Catalogue free.
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First and Taylor Sts.
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root of MorrUon Strait.
Can give yon , the best bargains In
Bugcies. Plows. Koilers anil Engines,
Windmills anil I'lirnn? an I General
Machinery. See us before buying.
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r. n. c.
WUJSN writing te, advertisers plcais
moutlon this paper.
TO CVJCKl Fire yeara nra
the llr.t lion of f'A&il'AIl
DTD waa sold. Natv It Is
over ax million boxes it
v i. r . .rnnl.p Ihnn nnv