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CO 4 'Z- I Vol. XYH. Astoria, Oregon, Tuesday Morning, September 19, 1882 STo. 146. 0f "i Conferring the Hignest Degree in the Lime Kiln Club. After the thermometer had ffot tt,em they were not restored to s.-ttled down to mark ninety-three ji,cr She came hcie hist fall to decrees and the door of the ante- j seec restitution in part from con rnom had been locked the old man grei.s 'j'j,0 righttjouMiess of her aiose and said: J.aim was admitted, but she is old "Lrudder Shin, Ijow am de sa- ered b'ar traps?' "Diry hang- on de wall, sail."' "Brudder Bebee, what of de sa- cied bust of Andrew Jackson?' 'ft sits on de shelf, sail." "r.ibrarian, what of de Hilary'?"' "De 1,100 almanaxes am well preserved, sah." "Janitor, what of de stove?' lJDe stove has seven cracks in it, and boaf hinges am burned off de doah.'' "ft am well. 1 now announce dis lodge open for biness on de 1-10 degree. Secretary, am dar any petisluins in red ink?' The secretary announced the application of Judge Suspender Taylor, of Macon, Ga., and the Rev. Callforth Davis of Bristoe Station, Ya. Both are eminent members of high colored society, and have been known to put on four clean shirts per week. "Am dar any candy dales fur de 1-10 degree?" asked the president, as a shiver of awe ran down one side of the hall and up the other, and set Giveadam Joiie.-s to feel ing for a quinine pill. The secretary announced the names of Commodore Staff and lion. Holdback Johnson, and ad ded that the' "were waiting in the ante-room -to be initiated. The officers donned their regalia, the the Most High Reception Commit tee proceeded to the ante-room, and the candidates were brought in and put through the usual exer cises. Although warned in ad vance by the janitor that they need not fear for their lives, the judge fainted dead awaT during the tolling of the funeral bell, and the Rev. Davis became so excited while in the hands of the junior warden that the rattle of his teeth was heard on the street below, and was supposed b' the police to be a trial of some sort of wart removing machinery run by hand power. . The 34Gth degree is the Inchest on which the Line-Kiln Club works, and the meeting opens on that degree only four times a year. J)uring the last three years only twelve candidates presented them selves to travel the dangerous road, and out of this number three were rejected on acfTount of a squint in the eye. The successful candidate for the 140th must have a record as pure as snow and a character which would make him scorn a congressional nomination. DeWoil Free Press. The Story of Mrs. Boddy. Among the sins of omission'that the last congress is guilty of is their treatment of Mrs. Boddy's claim. She emigrated from Kew Zealand with her husband and family and settled in Oregon. The' were in good circumstances, cultivating a farm and keeping a store well stocked with goods. The' were involved in the massa cres perpetrated hy the Modocs. While her husband and son-in-law were out cutting firewood they were shot down, and her firstj warning of danger was the horses galloping. into the yard with the empty wagon. Herself and daugh ter crawled on their hands and knees and hid in the tall grass for days until the troops under Gen. Canby arrived. The stores and houses were pillaged and burned, and everything belonging to them destroyed, and besides $S00 in gold taken. After the capture of the Indians the money and guns !belon" - inr io her husband were . R d Moah sho identified and poor and has no powerful friends. She lived m a cheap! little room near the capitol all ...:.... ...! ....,.. ......... In,,ni-! M.JiJHM, V3 ..IN .,. U, .,. passed the senate, but the house adjourned before it reached a vote. Broken in health, penniless, disap pointed and homesick, the unfor tunate woman now lies ill in one of the free wards of Providence lTospital, and she owes that much consideration to the kind interest in her behalf of an army officer. The Minister Ceased to Wonder. Apropos of the Egyptian trouble, we wish to relate a little story, the circumstances of which occur red during our trip to the Holy Land several years or more ago. lie was a devout Christian, and had made the studv of the Bible! and a proper understanding of the Big Book the highest aim in life. When he arrived at the Sea of Galilee his heart was filled with awe, and lie kilt enervated and cleaused by the throught that he was gazing on the very spot where his Savior once stood. Approaching the boatman, he addiessed him in his choisest Arabic, and with Bible and commentary in hand awaited an answer. "Ah! what 'smatter 'th yer? Why don't yer talk United States?" asked the man con temptuously. He was a real live Yankee who was picking up a living by ferrying tourists across the sea. "So this is the Sea of Galilee," devoutly murmured the searcher after knowledge. "Ya-n-s." "And this is where our Savior walked upon the waters?" "Ya-a-s." "How much wi!l3'ou charge to take me to the exact spot?' "Wa-al, you look like a cleigy man, an' I won't charge you nothinV The devout one boarded the boat, and at last was pointed out where the miracle is said to have occurred. After ga.ina: at the waters, and dividing his time be tween glances at his book and de vout ejaculations of satisfaction, the searcher signil'cd his willing ness to return. "Charge you '20 to t.'rko you back," said the speculative Yankee. "But you said you would charge nothing"' "Naw, didn't. Nothing to bring you out. Twcnlv to get back."" "And do you charge everybody $20 to take them back?" asked the astonished searcher. "Ya-a-s. That's abcout the figger." "Well, then," said the devout one, as he went down into his clothes, "no wonder our Savior got out and walked." JV. Y. Dis patch. The Concord School of Philoso phy has again adjourned without explaining the difference between the "herencss of the there" and the "wherefore of the thusness," or showing why the whencity of the henceforthness is not identical with the neverthelessncss of the heretofore. Washington XcCter. The annual interest on the na tional debt is now 1.0S for every inhabitant, which is hcinr dimin ished as the monthly extinguish ment continues. CLIPPINGS. Twisting the tail of the British lion i a dangetmis thing foi the country that loses its grip. I.asl year 4,7 lo women and girls were employed at the mines in Great Britain all above ground, ,owover "How much?" said an English judge at the close of a recent it rial of a breacli-of-promise case, Th.s .s ljo hhol(ost d(:i lol. jury on record. . ' It is the father of a pair of twins who knows what it is to be up all night with the boys, or with the girls, for that matter, as the cae happens to be. A Virginia man and his wife walked twenty-seven miles, carry ing their baby, to see a circus. They know how sublime it is to suffer for a great purpose. Four brothers named Burnett recently married four sisters named Berry. This happened in Ten nessee, where the berry crop is unusually choice and plentiful. Indiana has acquitted a man who voted three times on election day, on the ground of insanity. Few sane men rare to vote more than once, as matters stand in this country. Two more English tourists have left their bones to bleach on the. icy mountains of Switzerland. While there is alwavs room at Ihej ioj the man at the bottom runs no risks. The New York Commercial Ad vertiser remarks: If every man refused to marry until he owned'a home, what a wilderness of miser able old bachelors this world would become. A Missouri book agent piled ties across the railroad track, ran ahead and "saved" a passenger train, and took 120 orders from the grateful passengers without a change of countenance. It is the easiest thing in the world to distinguish between an English lord and his American copj', commonly called a snob. The Englishman alwavs speaks well of his count rv. If you have a fight with a fel low about a girl, make it a point to get walloped and badly hurt. Girls are sympathetic creatures and she's .bound to pity you and think the other fellow a horrid brute. The annual consumption of qui nine in this country is stated at 1,000,000 ounces. An expert be fore the tariff commission, says that the retail druggists realize from $4.:"m to -$0.70 profit from ever' ounce sold. At that, the re tail druggets realize as profit from this article between 7,580,000 and $10,000,000 annually. i Statistics show that over 2,o00,- 000 operatives are employed in the manufacture of cotton goods in the principal countries of the world. Of these -180,000 arc cm- ployed in Great Britain. France follows with 210,000, and the oth er countries in the order of prece dence arc the United States, Rus sia, Germany and India.- "With re gard, however, to the annual value of cotton goods produced, the United States comes second, with about half the value of Great Britain, and Germany and Russia follow, the joint product not be ing quite equal to that of the United States. The last candidate for the oflice of county treasurer, Mr. Charles A. Miller, of Cummisville (Cincin nati), Ohio, says: "1 have had oc casiou to use St. Jacobs Oil several times for horses, and always found its workings wonderful enough to surprise me. St. Jacobs Oil never fails to cure, and no owner of a livery stable should be without it.' X-YS. i TUP- mr ITlMtri I 0 wHBBff3 "i T? I IkFIiIIIII ItPAls II W bUMMuLMLUf -rnrvra. RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backach; Soreness of the Chest, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell ings and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. No Preparation on earth eqnali St. Jjlcoej Ok. $s a safe, sur?f simple and cheap External Beaedj. A trial entails bat the comparatively trifling outlay of 50 Cents, and CTtry one suffer ing with pain can havo cheap and iaativo proof of its claims. Directions In Eleven Lacgnag. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALEK3 IN MEDICINE. A. VOGELER & CO., Baltimore, Xd., U.S. A. SHORT BITS. Sadie "West, of Town, has ie-. ceived $1.0 of a man who paid ten cents to kiss iier at a church fair and scratched her on the nose. , People who contended that this was a country of cranks have been powerfully silent since the hanjjinjr of Guiteau. So have the cranks. The 13oston Transciipt is of the t opinion that "many :i self-made man would have done better by ; himself had lie let the contract ouL I to somebody clso.- The employer who doesn't pay fair wages will not succeed in I business. The employer who pays ! all he can afford to, cannot be forced to pa' more by a strike. MOTHERS, READ. Gknts: About nine eiii i& 1 h.:d a child two yeiirs old and :iImo-t le::d. The dix-lor I li?d unending her 11111M im tell I what nileil her. I :i1;inI him If IumI'iI i.,.t ! Jldtik it w.is rrin. Ho said jio. - evcr, this did not MitUf iiie, 1 l.'lt ion- vlnfOil in my own mind that .-hi h 1. I obLiinel a luittle of 1K. V. Mvl.xy.lV', I cave Iter a teaspoonful in the inoiunm andanothcrat nI;htinerwhichhfi.NMil sevcniy-iwoworiiK ami wie; n WfH iiw. Since then I have never been v.uhiiiii .t in my family. The health of nr, cliiliin-n remaii:l so irooil that I laul m-uk-litl wati'him; tht-ir actions until atMtnt ti.ie wisfla? a;o, when two of tlivm in-i'.Nl-.l the same sickly npiu-nninre that r.:ni1 did nine years ago. So 1 thought it mii'-t lw wnnns. and went to work at urn i w ith a lMiltlc of IK. C. Mrr.ANKs Wtlll- 1 l'l'tJK hotween four of my rhildivii. tln-ir as;esh.,Ini;asfolIow: AIh'e.S.'ar: t l.ar- !, t.Mirs; Kmma,Gjeai- Joint. !eai ! Huw come the rult : Alni and l.mma 1 ciunuotit.illris;lit,lnit l'li:ulf ji..xxil forij- J llveand Johnny alxmt sixty wot ntx The j result was so uratliytnu that I -in'ji ivn . o'nr wriiiifiifaT around rt!i. r.mi m.w have the worms on exhihit'ou iii my sloio. t Youw truly, juiin pipki:. dity in sliouiair the ndciful tlieet f Tlu- genuine 1I. JIi-I.ANhrs KU Mirri!: is.mauti!'.ifturi'd only U Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh, Pa.f and U.ir the sinaltiri- of c. ZI-!..-imt and J'li-uiiiijr Jims. It i never made In St. Iuis or Wheeling. It- miii' you tit the genuine Trice. ."J eeuts luiltle. FLJ:3II.liJ IJKOS., iMtUI.uricli, Viu King the Blood Is not a "cure all," it isahood-iinlieraiid tonle. Iiiiiiimtyof Uiehjood jtoisoiis ihesvs tem. deranges the circulation, and thus "in duces many disorders, known hv diifeient names to ilu-UlnaKh theia accariiinglo ef fects, but being really branches or iIi:lus of that great generic disorder. Impurity or Blood. Such :ue Dii)tfpht, ItUlimi-iu, JJrcr ComplniiittOmitljHiliiiu. AVrniiw ) oiilcrx. IlCifilachr, 1bic;(tclic, (iencml UVii; iir. Heart Diwc, Diinin. Kiihim JiVer, Zi7f, Ilheitmatltm. Catitrrh, Semfuln, SUn Dlonlrr, Piuiio. Ulerrf. Sin Jjy, ,te., Ac. Kins: of Hip Itlooil prevents and eurt-stheMb attacking the rntbr. Impurity oftheblooil. Cheinistsatid pli.Mcians agree in calling it "the most genuine' and efficient preparation for the purpoe." Sold bv Drug gists, SI per holtle. See testimonials', diioc tlons, &&, in pamphlet, Treatise on Diseases nt the I Hood ."wrapped around each hottle. D. ItAXSOM. SOX & Co.. l'rops BulIjilo.X. Y. of :roscoe's first class UVMLT ftlllttOK. V J tl. 1 t'HEWUU'S STUEET, ASTOKIA. 'mm: i xdeiisioxed is pleased to jL announce in thofpiiMte that h has op en p.l :i j FIKST t'li.VSS ! ySci;t?OL&: "3EEO-ULSO , ial rtmu-.!ii in Hist -class stIi ovsTin:--. u.) r cofpek tea. kic. , AT run ' Ladies and Gent's Oyster Saloon, (IIFNAMI'S srilKKT. i'l. .i-'lv tin n rail. ItosCOKlDIXOX, rniprirtor !A.M. JOHNSON & Co., I iSoix". :umI '2'l:i of all kimls. Rlttckv,. P:tii( and rUrHnline !' :il! sizo.o. The iMi:titi4 I.msuih SeoU'li , K:i!:imn urt Tuiiios. j3I':ax:!::iI Tv.ims: Canrtis. nil j IVo.; Copper Tiiril Oars. I Tin hot nvsuitnimt ot GROCERIES In Tim ii. J The SJesi COFIHIES anil TKAS. . Trjr our Melrose TSakiiijcTNmcIer J.-.;tie5y the hi-t over math. IcysLsacExx GOODS r nil ktiiiN put li he.t Packer.. I IJii'hnrihnnS :uxl Kubhurs Canned Woods. , 'IVrnii Ortsii. Profits Smnl I. e-e-lUVE l"S A CAT.T.Tra Ii. 15. L'KANKL1N, UNDERTAKER, HI Corner C.iss and Sinenioqlic streets, ASTomA' OREC50X nKvi.Fit ix WALL APER -j) . T nrm, ail A lYCTG ! VkJ S!3.iVUJ!jO AND I? .' I) KllTA K K RS GOO DS. essm gtTg.i Ti g , E'lult: nml fnney o-t??T7TnTr fiTP ATT TTTlVTnC I Ol!VJllMlx U1J AJbii ililMUD I SiiIN made in 1'ie lt tIc from ?" Io szo. SaM.Fnikin C3inv-vtoil ALlS. GKO.,HLLhKK 1 . , , , . . ... . . . J -N vt ,Ioo, ' Y'-on II"ii-.e loli 1 " Boat txxilcllXLs WILLIAM HOWE llainglatel tetnrucd fioiu ItritKli Cdinn M.i. is to he feimd at his ti.D st.m s :i:avs r.rn.niNc here lie is doing FIHNT-Cli.VNM WOKIt XliV. ST. HELEN'S HALL, ART IlKlMltTJir.ST. rilllK COUPS OI' TKACHKUS I.ONO li JL gaged in St. Helen's Hall has just hccu reinforced ly the addition of slv new teach ers, the of them from prouiiuent educational ii.stitutionsof the Ksustern States. Two of thee are eug.igcil in tlie 5Iiuical Depart ment, three in the l'ngllh and one (MISS l'ULMCK) in the Art Department. MISS FUI.I.ICIv Is a lady of Kngllsh birth, hut educated in this country. She was graduated at Vas-sir College, and has .since spent much time in the best private Studios 111 the lia-'tern States. She comes with the highest iccomnicndations for her attain ments and skill as a teacher of Painting and Drawing. These cover the whole ground of instruction in the best Art Schools, embrac ing OH Painting in landscape, l'lower and Still-life Studies; Crao:i, Charcoal, "Water Colors. Pencil, Pen and Ink, and Decorative Art in all its branches. MISS l'CLUCK ha lady of liberal edu cation and superior culture, and the Hector ami rnncipatoi m. neteirs nan leconimcmi this department or their school to its patrons with entire confidence, being well assured that it was never under a more competent instructor, or one or more varied acquire ments. s).d.lm Equalization of County Assessment. NOTICK IS lil'.UKUV CIVEXTIIAT Hie A-ssesstuent mil of propertv liable to be taxed in Clatsop Countvfor tlie year 1SS2, will !. completed by the first Monday in Oetolwr. ltft2 ; and the County Court pursu ant to law lias fixed that day as the time for all persons interested to examine the same at lite Coiintv Clerk's olllce in the Court hon.se in Astoria, in said county, and to note objections thereto iranv there'shall be. " W. AV. PARKER, did Count v ASsi'ssor Tor Clatsop Co.. Or. Astoria, Oregon, September bth, 1SS2. sab k. r mmmtxMA imjfMfy IfSH ?igj.; 2 M -H tJm CO , z ti o MISCELLANEOUS. S. AKNDT vS: FERCHEN, ASTOUIA, - OICIiC.ON. The Pioneer Machine Shop BLACKSMITH JS r. x. , -. Sf njjr Boiler Shop All Kinds of ENGINE, CANNERY, AND STEAMBOAT WORE Promptly attended to. A specialty made of repairing CANNERY DIES, FOOr OK LAKAYKTCT. STItKKT. ASTORIA IRON W0RKS. Dknton SfUKKT, Nkak Pakkki: IIouhb, astouia. -:oi:eox. GENERAL MACHINISTS AND ROM PR MAIfCRS LAND HIARINe ENGINES Boiler Work, Steamboat Work. and Cannery Work a specialty. CASTINGS. OT al I leritioiift made to Order nt Short Xotlcc. A. Ii. Wass, President. S. O. HusTi.KR. Sccretarv. I. AV. Cask, Treasurer, doily l'ox, Superintendent. WILLIAM EDGAR, Corner Main and Chonamua Streets, ASTOKIA OUEflON DK.VI.K1C IS CIGARS AND TOBACCO, The Celebrated JOSEPH RODCERS & SONS GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY AND THE GENUINE W0STENH0LM ard other English Cutlery. FAIRCHILD'S GOLD PENS Genuine IUcsrshaum Pipes, etc, A lino stock nf WatrhoM and .leivt'Iry. Inv..le ami Ilroeelt Loading Slutf 4u nml Kllle, Itevolver.M, Fistoln, uuil Auinninition MARIXK iIiASSKH ALSO A KINK Assnitmentor fine SPFCTACLKS and UYE (JLASSKS. WAK IN UHCIjAKKO withoit FFRTIIKIt XOTICK a f&G-jt -Vntl no KriiiH of peaee until ewrynmn in Astoria Inwanew suit of elothrs 3FA1K BY 3IKAXY. Look at tlie prices : Pants to order from - - - ?S CO Pants, Genuine French Cassnnere - 12 50 Suits from - -- -- - 25 00 The finest line of sample; on the coast to .select from. P.J.AfKANY, Cass street, net io Jlanvn's Ji-welrv store Health is Wealth. Dr. E. C. West's Nerve and P.rain Treat ment : a specific for Ifvsteria. Dizziness, Convulsions, Nervous Headache, .Mental De pression, I.OS.S of Memory. Spermatorrhoea, lmpotcncy. Involuntary Emissions. I'rema ture Old Age, eaased hv over-exertion, self abuse, or over-indulgence, which leads to misery, decay and death. One box will cure recent cases. Each box contains' one months treatment. One dollar a box, or .six boxes for live dollars ; snt bv mall prepaid on re ceipt of price. Wejniarantee six boxes to cure any case. With each order rccei ed bi as for six boxes, accompanied with five dol lars, we u III send the purchaser our written guarantee tojeturn the money If the treat ment does not effect acme. Guarantees is sued only by W. E. Dement, dnisglst, As toria, Oregon. Orders hv mnll at regular prices. 1 - -- Jwa -" 1 ' " 2 waA r " -s 0) W ? w o jA .-a SSia. ?S&Bp& -. aFII 3 ZLJCrtJ 5 3x3fel f - I fa P P I BUSINESS CAKDS. If V. HOIiDKX, NOTARY PUBLIC, APCTIONEKK, COMMISSION AND SUUANCE AGEN1. lK. .f. V. HUAFTKR, rniHitlA.v asA Sl'icKSN'. (DKUTSCHElt ARZT.) liMc:iMCN orthoTkreat aSpeelaJt)-. Oflice over Conn's Drug Store. Q.KI.O F. P.1RKKK, SURVEYOR OF C'lnlMOp County, and City ef Aatcrla Olllcer-Chenamus street, Y. M.C. A. ball, Uooin Xo. 8. J. O. TtOOKTJI, I. S. CoiuiitiHsIoner, Xolary Pabllr, antt Insiinuice Accat. ' Agent lor the Hnmburg-Bremen Fire Ins. Co. of lramburg. Germany, and o the Trav elers' Life and Accident Ins. Co., ot Hart ford. Conn. aoronice in Pjtblan Building. Booms 11, 12. ri I. WISTOS, Attorney and Counselor at Law. sr Oflice in Pythian Jhtlldlng. Kooms U, 1?. ASTOPJA, - - - OREGON. AY TUTTI.E, M. . PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Ok'ick Over the "White House Store, llKsmRNPE Over Elberson's Ilnkerv. on- iiwiwismiiSMvcis'Siitooii. 4 I,. ruirox; M. d. lMtyNieian and Sanceon. JOFKICK 0er A. V.Allen's grocery store. J llooms, at the Tarker House. Tjl F. HICKS, PENTIST, ASTORIA, - - OREGON Kooms in Allen's building up stairs, corter of Cass and Sqemocqhe streets. T K. 1-aFORCK. DENTIST Mental Kunnis nrer Cane' More, ChenamiLs Street, - - Astoria, Oregon. J. Q. A. BOWLBY. ATTORNEY AT LAW. ! Chenamus Street. - ASTOKIA. OR(l(K !W.T",rKXEY- ATTORNEY AT I.AJV. May lie round at the Court irouse. j G. A. STfNSON & CO., I BLACKSMITHING, j At Ctpt. Ilogcr old stand, eorner of Ca andCourt Streets. I Ship and Cannery work. Horseshoeing. Wagons made and repaired. (lood wore I guaranteed. 1 1 t TJBkTXmm&. Cleaning Repairing. NEAT. CHEAP AND QUICK. RV UF.OKUK LOVKTT, Main Street, opposite N. Loeb's, HEADQUARTERS Foster's Emporium. Most Complete Stock in Astoria Fiveworlis! Flags! Fruits Roth ForelgrH aad. Osaestie Wines and Liquors- Of Superior Brand. ' FOSTER'S CORNER, 0 R &NDOCK Notice to Builders. PROPOSALS "WILL BE RECEIVED AT the olllce of the Point Adams PaeKing Cotnnanv. until noon. Tuesday. Senternber 2Gth. tssi, for furnishing the material, and bunding of a cannery on the property or .said company. Plans and specifications can be seen at the office of A. V . Ferguson, No. ::. Pythian building. Proposals maybe ad dressed to Box 200. The right to reject nnv or all bids reserved. J.C.LIDWELL, dtf President. BOOKS FOR THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS! CARL ADLER. A complete stock of School Books and school supplies. Any book used In the pub lie schools ot Clatsop County can be obtained at my store. CABL ADLER.