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7 A SIUSLAW NEWS ❚ SATURDAY, DECEMBER 3, 2016 KRAB KETTLE Before buying that Christmas gift, ask Mr. Knowitall 280 Hwy. 101 M 541-997-8996 Mon.-Sun., 10-6 activity, similar to your Ned body’s own natural electrical Hickson impulses. An easy way to up Sign r fo y earl mas t s i Chr Crab! DENTURE SERVICES INC. LOCALLY OWNED AND OPERATED Open 4 days a week! Since the introduction of Mr. Knowitall, who is our resident historian, economist, food critic, movie reviewer, foreign affairs consultant, sci- ence correspondent, con- sumer products expert and vending machine repairman (not necessarily in that order), many of you have written in seeking advice about holiday gift-giving. Due to the enormous vol- ume of email we received, they will be answered through a lottery-style process — which means that, until he wins the lottery, Mr. Knowitall will continue to answer your questions. So let us begin. Dear Mr. Knowitall: Do those electronic muscle stim- ulators really help trim fat and tone muscles? — Really hope so in Raleigh, NC Dear Really: As you know, the principle behind the device is the utilization of a continuous sequence of small shocks that stimulates muscle think of it is to visualize a car and its battery. Now visualize the car, the battery — and a pair of jumper cables clamped to your buttocks as someone starts the engine. (OK, that’s enough) While there’s no scientific proof this will trim fat and build muscle, studies show that most people find them- selves stimulated enough to go to the gym after one ses- sion. Dear Mr. Knowitall: I’m looking at getting my hus- band something to help with his snoring. Any suggestions? — Yawning in Yachats, Ore. Dear Yawning: I’ll tell you there are a lot of products out there that claim to end snor- ing problems, and most of these products are 100 per- cent effective. And though they may look and cost dif- ferently, these devices all rely on the same two principles, which are: • Fit into someone’s nos- trils • Be really uncomfortable Let me Showcase your property. Here to serve your denture needs: Dentures Partial Dentures Immediate Dentures Implant Dentures Relines & Repairs Same Day William Foster LD Sherry, Offi ce Manager “As a denture wearer myself, I can answer your questions and address your denture concerns.” ~ William Foster, LD Monday-Thursday 10am - 2 pm Financing: Citi Health Card 12 Month no Interest 524 Laurel St. 541-997-6054 Tim Sapp Owner / Principal Broker 541 999-8230 Visit the Siuslaw News online at WWW.THESIUSLAWNEWS.COM This combination is proven effective because it: • Keeps snorers from sleep- ing My advice is to try rolling him on his side. If that does- n’t work try rolling him the other way. If that doesn’t work, keep rolling until you hear a big thud. Repeat this until he’s too frightened to sleep. Dear Mr. Knowitall: I’m thinking of getting my wife some of that spray that helps remove body hair. Is it safe? — Harry in Harrisburg, Pa. Dear Harry: Not for you, it isn’t. Dear Mr. Knowitall: I’d like to get my wife a personal protection device for Christmas. I heard about something on the Internet that’s a combination pepper- spray gun, flash light and whistle. Any idea where to find it? — Wondering in Welches, Ore. Dear Wondering: It’s called the Pepper Escort defense kit and was invented by Dan McClarin out of con- cern for his daughters, who are apparently very attractive and excellent at multi-task- Lake Point Drive #32 – Build your dream house overlooking the seasonal lake and blueberry bog. Utilities are underground, septic permit in place, all to save you money on the development fees! Do not miss your chance to live in The Reserve at Heceta Lake subdivision. $65,000. #2369- 14289531 1749 Highway 101 • 541-997-1200 The Oregon Coast Military Museum (OCMM) is offering a selection of special gift options for holiday shopping, including challenge coins for both the museum as well as the recent USCG commemorative dinner; new dog-tags patterned after the museum’s flag-tag logo; children’s toys; apparel Holiday Open House ON A Y EDITI WEDNESDA NEWS . COM THESIUSLAW WS @ SIUSLAWNE $1.00 2016 U Y 20, JANUAR Visions’ tic c V ‘Artisti d ne er rs s na me winn WS STLE VIKS WRE FOR TITLES B SPORTS WIN A $3 GIFT CARD IN EVERY ISSUE FOR 1-YEAR! INSIDE — December 2, 3-6pm Refreshments, drawings, and lots of fun! A3 THAT’S A $312 VALUE! E, OREGON E Y SI NC 1890 s Mary Ann’ at Natural Pet way 1541 High red 101 suffe damage Saturday when a car into crashed a power h whic pole, k then struc ing. the build Central Lincoln had r to cut powe a to install new pole. 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DIRK’S 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 51 48 50 50 53 49 50 Month: 16.92” 5 201 - F BEST O F LO E N C R Subscribe or Renew your subscription for 1-Year for $71 H IGH Rainfall E Th e gift cards will discontinue if the subscription is cancelled before December 30, 2017. The Yachats Lion's Club and Yachats Youth & Family Activities are hosting a pan- cake breakfast with Santa Claus today from 9 to 11 a.m. at the Yachats Lion's Hall at W Fourth and Pontiac. In addition to breakfast there will be arts and crafts, pictures with Santa and loads of holiday cheer! Visitors are encouraged to bring a camera for photos of Santa or have the event pho- tographer take one. Don't miss this fun event! Donations are gladly accepted but not required. For more information, contact Alice Beck at 541- 547-4599 or go to www. yachatsyouth.org WEATHER DATA - 16 OF CONNIE COURTESY LOW ENTA YEL CYAN MAG N T E CO U RN L AN BLACK FLORENC Fest The Chicken Coop 129 Maple Street Florence 541-991-7739 — T E G WES SERVIN Santa in Yachats Chicken Coop December 3, 12-5pm Subscribe or renew your subscription for 1-year by December 31st and be entered to with branch logos and insignias; books on military heritage, including one about a Florence family; and more. For the season, Christmas wreaths are available at Bay Street Family Tyes in Old Town, with the proceeds going to the museum. OCMM is open Thursday through Saturday, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. for the with the Siuslaw News / SIUSLAWNE Ned is a syndicated columnist with News Media Corporation. His latest book, “Pearls of Writing Wisdom: From 16 years as a shucking columnist” is available online at www.Port Hole Books.com Oregon Coast Military Museum offering gift ideas GET LOCAL $3 Win a tlet r y Ou Groce very issue rd in e r! a C t f i G ea for a y ing. The gun shoots a steady stream of pepper spray, which causes burning of the eyes and throat, constriction of the nasal passages, and inhibited breathing. Aimed in the opposite direction, the gun can be equally effective against an attacker. In addition, you can also blow your whistle and shine the flashlight in his eyes. Hey, Yawning in Yachats, if you’re still reading, this is one option I hadn’t thought of... Unfortunately, that’s all we have time for today because, as I’m sure you understand, Mr. Knowitall is a busy man. Especially when the Cheetos runs out in the vending machine. If you have any gift-buying questions, write to Mr. Knowitall at nhick- son@ thesiuslawnews.com and I’ll make sure he gets it. 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