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About Beaver State herald. (Gresham and Montavilla, Multnomah Co., Or.) 190?-1914 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 3, 1908)
I r- IN MY FAMILY “I Have Used Pe-ru-na at Various Times for Several Years." leak wt C»>Owll•• t!*■« Pupil’s Mo her My daughter has a good ear for music, h isn’t she. professor ? Piano Teacher O. yes; her ear awenis to be all right. She has also an excellent n<we and ch n. But you are wasting your ■ oney trying to make anything of her tin- adaui, •■Hie« et «he I MS. "That'a a maxnilivent voire of yours." «aid the »arvastie psawnger. "You ought to have it trained." "I am having it trained, «ir.' •aid tk* «want; "elevated raimad trained, 8te> lively !" Neat to Nethlwg. Mi st roes—Malvina, do you know any- thing about dill pickles? New Girl I th nk I met him at a dance once, ma'atu. but I haven't any ac- qua>a:aace with hit —Ch.cago Tribun«. ■‘•a Se. Jlsx—Why du you rat at that lunch -ouater around th« csrteer? They fire rou buttons«. and th« bread taste« of kercwen«. Spina—I know it. but -h« gfH that ■errM them is a pescheria». For Lung Troubles Ayer’» Cherry Pectoral cer tainly cures coughs, colds, bronchitis,consumption. And it certsinly strengthens weak throats and weak lungs. There esn be no mistske about this. You know it is true. And your own doctor will ssy so. * Mt NnU Se, •«« . Mvr kl« c—«. I trtok I cl.I kM, ,t »•< m .«l, ,»ai I ln«4 A».rV <k«ir, lkrl..r.i Th. fir.I ■ l«k. k. WM kHI’t •' k kV.tKtll. Imw».»k ■■«I «• «.. K«'k«<<y w«lL“-Mk*. k. J. Keep th« bowels regular with Ayer's Fills and thus hasten rwcovorv. I Revommvnd Pe-ru-na Mr. EJ»«rd M Burtt, S N. Jefferson Ave , St. Louis. Mo . writes: “It afford« me mt c i pl as tro to an nounce that I have used your medicine at various times for several year«, and that it has given entire a.«t »taction, not only in my own family, but also that of others of my iriemia. And would ehterfally recommend the use of Psrnna, as I certainly do endorse your medicine.’* Catarrh of Head. Nose, Throat. Mr. Charles Levy, 80 Allen St., Nes York, N. Y., writea: “I am verv glad to tel! you of the earns wro-igbt by Peruns in my family, “My eon, aged »even, »ho had ca tarrh of the nee, was cured by two hot tie« of Peruna, and I had catarrh of Orn the bead, no*e. throat and ears, bottle of Pernna c red me.” Peruna tablets:—Some people prefer tablets, rather titan medicine in a fluid form. Such people can obtain Perm a Tablets, which represent tbe solid me dicinal ingredients of Peruna Ask Yota- Druggist for Free Pe-ru-na Almanac for 1908. Not 8« Re»ourctfal aw Moat Girl*. Evelyn—S >:ne of our proverbs are sc ridiculous. For Instance, "wuere Ignor ance Is bllVM------ " Ethel—W ’it's the matter now? Evelyn—Why. you know. Fred gavv me my engagement ring last week and I simply can’t find out bow much It cos' him.—Judge. Sh«kv let, Y mv Steen. Allen-« Foot-Eave. It eum peinful, vwollen. Ciertins. ««eettax feet. Make, n.-w «hoes ee>. Id by all «nd H'torve. I. n’l empt any aula di ute. HempleFKEK. Addrve. A. S. Olautad. Le Roy. S. Y . -There's nothing a: all the matter with rou, Johnny." said Mrs. Lapvhng. feelinc lie poise and lookinc at his ton rue. "You nly think there is. If you don't look wt you'll get to be a re.alar hippocam pi a.” Truth and Quality appeal to the Well-Informed in every walk of life and are essential to per manent success and creditable stand ing. Accordingly, it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is the only remedy of known value, but one of many reasons why ' it is the best of personal and family laxatives is the fact that it cleanses, sweetens and relieves the internal organs on which it acts without any debilitating after effects and without haring to Increase the quantity from time to time. It acts pleasantly and naturally and truly as a laxative, and Its component parts are known to and approved by physicians, as it is free from all objectionable substances. To get its beneficial effects always purchase the genuine—manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale by all leading druggists. BORAX t imple, Bohlet and ari or Game Whis 10 c. acific Coaat Borax Co . Oakland, Cal. MADE FOR SERVICE IN THE ROUGHEST WEATHER AND GUARANTEED ABSOLUTELY WATERPROOF : This trade mork and the word T ower an the buttons distin guish this high grade slicker Iron the just as good . brands Na« OeeiaeW a« Ta«. Reporter—To «hat do you attribute y«ur grant age? Oldest Inhabitant—I haln't sura y«t sir. Thera be several o' them pa tern med'cln« companies as is bargaiuiu with me.—lomion Sketch. \ , N«< Ran by a Irishman. At Scranton. I*a., the "rib tickling N*»k of humontua notion. The Itcjini« nation of Aunt .Mary.-" had It« tlrat .production ou th« atag»> -'Aunt Mary" •» by Anno Warner. Anno Warner vn»to “Susan Clegg" ami "Sm-.m Clegg-' was praised by I’renldeut B oosovb IL Conmdatlon tor the metuner at the !*< ond of a large family: "ColerMga was th« last of thirteen children; Jamea Fenlmore Cooper w-ts the elev- snth of twelve children; Waahlngton Irving was the last of eleven; Halxac, tha last of three; George Eliot, tile last *f four; Napoleon was the eightn, am! irobably the last; Daniel Webater, the a«t of seven; Benjamin Franklin waa the last of seventeen, and th • last born >f the last born for several genera tions; Rembrandt waa the '»st of «lx .-hl Id ran; Rubena, the last of seven; Sir Edwin Landpeer, tbe flfth of seven 'blldran ; Joshua Reynolds waa the eev- »nth child of bls parents; Carl Marls Weber, tbe ninth; Richard Wngner, the last of seven: Moaart. the last of Sev an; Si'humann. the last of five: Schu- aert, the thirteenth of fourtm-tk" When a French chauffeur brought an imported machine to the repair shop >n« of th« mechanics beeam« tuterast- sd In tbe Ingeukus »fieed Indicator which rri-ortia tb« dlstaura covered la th« metric system. "It's surely tine." remarked the man. I'wrle Jaapar'e Veralow. “Yea.” remarked aid Uncle Jasper, "but it would take a Frenchman to Mr. Howells has discovered a char 1 after much med. tat ion. “de food parson rvad it. acteristic In which- Henry Arthur -ed ot was de apple tree dat caused all "Do you sink.” exclaimed th« chauf i Jones la "rather like Shakspeare." He > trouble in de world, but I think et frur. “sat sees ma sheen res run by at ieflnes It tills way la the North Amerl must bare been de banana tree.” Irishman?" New v- -v Time* •an : "AU In all. there are eune twen- “And why do ye* think it was de ba I ty of Mr. Jones' plays which I have Fveeraetty. nana tree. Brudrer JaspahF* asked Tommy," said Mr«. Tucker, who was read. None Is exactly tr.ig • Ij . none 1« Jeacoa Dewberry, curiously. iboirina him through the geological de exactly comedy; but I could not say “Because Troubles am lak bananas— partment of the great museum, "these aro that any was not explicitly or tacitly -ailed aerolite«. They are supposed to serious ley always come la bunches.** They are very like life in >e fragments of some planet that has been I that, and they are like life lu twlng Reveaga, irokeu up. They come within tbe altear “Wasn’t it embarrs!» nr to stand u| on of our planet and fall to the earth." tiiowt clenr and straight lu meaning- j nd recite that piece I*fore the company, ”O. I know what they are. all right." We pretend to be very comnlex as to i ter overhearirg that odious Mas Tartui ■aid T-ntny. "They're the ballast th« our behavior and the principles that say it always made her sick to hear yos nan in the tno-n has to throw out to keep •outrol It: but really we are entirely read?” asked the intimate friend. umself up in rhe <kv." aluiple. euYnt wben we humbug our- “No. it was fun.” answered the ama «elv«» into tbe belief that we are very O«r Own Mlaitr«U. teur elocutionist. “It was the keener -Mhtah Walkah, what am de difTance nvolved as to eltner: perhaps we are pleasure in the world to know 1 was mak 'tween mon*; and a man?** then still simple. Mr. Jones, at auy rate .ng her sick.” “I can’t auawer that -one. George. What «ddreesed us In very plain terms, and SUU* ot Ohio. City of Toledo I „ IS the d.Serene© between money anti a uo matter how startling hla dramatic Luras County. ■ ma n ?’* proposition Is or bow bold Its aoiutlou Frank J • hv ey main oath that he taaenlo ‘ When de money am locked up partner ot the Brin ot F J. Cheney A Co . do!» his view of human nature is not be b. « ora« rathe City of Toledo, County and Stat tight, an* when a man gits light Aforeanid.an 1 that a*. i firm will pey toe aux locked up.** clouded by any va[»<r« stirred up In ot list HVXPRED DOI LARS foJ im-fi ,» “141 die* and gentlemen, the celebrated tbe Juggle with his own conwlousness; every«««* M Catarrh tuat ran not bo cured U toe uae of Hall'« Cetarrh Cure. vocalist. Mr. Mornincale. will now s n| he la rather like Shak*p«-.ire In that." . „ , FRO'K J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me arri r ibacribed in mtt re« that old favorite, ‘Break It to H m Gent Glleon Gardner asks In Putnam » ence, thia 6lh day of Pecember A D. ISisS ly. Nurse: It’s a Pair of Twins!’” Monthly. Why Is a Joke Funny? He (Se-L» A. W. GL ASON - N'otAryPubli« Dlitrrialng. ptMceeds to show that what la funny In Hal ■ Catarrh Cure la taken Inierrally, an, Ten And were you really thrown jne situation 1» not funny In another: arts directly upon tbe bio. v I and utireuatui locMoItheayatem -e d forle»tlmorlala free out of the auto? i"Russell Sage Is a ^»en.ltbrtfL (Joke.) ... F J CHVNKYACO..To.*4o,0 Sold bv all d-ngrist«. tie. Jess Yes. right out on the road. Russell Sage Is a thief. (A lie.) Thao Haul'a Family HUs for eonstlpwtlon. Tess—Gracious! You mu«t hav« felt Teacher said 'Ouch* a« be landed on awful. tbe tack. (Funny.) Teacher said ‘My Pbrase lllualrate*. Jess—Oh. terrible. I Just knew that God* as be sllpi>ed from tbe pink and "Do you think Ophelia really loved tny bat wasn't on straight, but I bad no wns Impaled ou the spike of an Iron I»miet?” asked Maud. “I should say so." answered Mamie. way to fit It."—Philadelphia Press fence about the area. (Nothing very She was craay about ban.”—Washing- It was growing very 1st«.’ but tbe funny in thia.) Sambo Is caught steal :n Star. (Much humor. 1 Mr. young man la tbs parlor scene »bowel ing chickens. McCall Is caught stealing insuram-e As treforlnnate 1 ■terrnptlna. no signs of making a borne run. "George was Just gomg to propose “You evidently have a very vivid Im funds. (No Joke.) Mr. Weber bits Mr. o me last night." agination. Mr. Borem," said tbe dear Field In the stomach. (Large box offii-e Fitzsimmons bits Sullivan "And what happened?” girl as she mad« an unsuccessful at return«.» in the stomach. (Hissing an-l curs«*») "A tire blew up. and then be couldnT tempt to strangle a yawn. hink of anything else.”—Cleveland “Why do you think «o?” queried th« Frank Itanlels pc»»»« as Queen of the May. (He Is Irresistible.! Ophelia .’lain Dealer. unsuspecting Borem. "I thought perhaps yon Imagined loes a similar stunt. (It Is very pa Her Lovin« Friends. yourself In tbe arctic regions, where tbetlc. > Bernhardt does tragedy with Nellie, tbe Beautiful Cloak Model— tbe nights are six months long." abv a catch In her voice. (It draws the .Vhat a lovely complexion poor dear Lot- tears. > Cissy I«oftus does tbe catch In explained. ie ba<—sometime«! And thirty seconds later h« had tbe voice, am! draws a salary as a Bertha, tbe Poor Sewing Machine Girl ■omeillenne." Mr. Gardner's Instanres —Yes. and bow charm.ngly she • ran faded into Ue glumi«ome gloom.—Chi are amusing. We cannot agree with >lu«h—when she has th« colored 1 licht« cago News. him. however, that "It Is wrong for irranzed to suit her! Troubles of thu .«■cleat«, Bu«ter Brown to be so mischievous, but Hannibal*« acouts had reported to hita ±at Rome waa wild w.th fear on account we nil laugh at him and thank the author.” Not everyone laughs. Which »f bis approach. “Ha!” grimly »railed Hannibal; ~t« leads us to suggest that Mr. Gardner :he hyperaenaitive Romaa mind Punic it add to bls Inquiry. "Why Is a Joke Funny?” a more pointed one: “Why HOME-MADE MIXTURE SAID TO BE CUB lyonynao ia w.tk panic, is it?** But (hi© waa wholly waited on th« Aren't Jokes Funny?” ING ALL RHEUMATISM. ‘heap mercenaries whom tha Carthar*n- ans bad hired to do their Sfhtinf for THE COW'S HORN. h.m The Phi'ad-lphia and New Vori New] THOUSANDS TRY 11 papers Print S.mple Prrrr ption Her Wish. tarlwoa Way« tn Which It la Made "Do you think It is wrong for women I awful hy Man. to bet?” said th« woman who plays Have you any conception of how use Take Advantage Of. bridge. ful that horn Is to us? Scientifically It ••No.” answered Mrs. Torklna. “1 1« known ns g combination of phos wish that whenever Charley makes a phate of lime. gelatin anil albumen, Some remarkable stories * e bein bet I could bet a similar sum the other and. like all nature's products, the In told >n tbe large Eastern dailie- of tlii way. We would save a lot of money." gredient» are In the right proportion • 'tuple home-made mixture curin —Wasbingt« n Star. Ito make the article useful to man n» Rheumatism and Kidney trouble eve well as to tbe anima! that bears It. after the noted health resorts failed Waste ef Time, The lime make, the horn hard, hut Here is the rec pe and directions io In the days when piano lessons wen taking: Mis by shaking well in a bol thought a necessary part of a younf there Is just enough lime to make It tie one-half ounce Fluid Extract Ilan woman's education, without regard t< hard without making It brittle, and de lion, one ounce G»ip«ind Kvrgon aptitude, tbe head of a fasblonablt there Is Just enough gelatin to make three ounces Compound Hyru . St’Hap» s bool in St Petersburg asked Rubin the horn easy to cut and shape. The tills. Take as a dose on« teaapoonfu »tell1 bow many hours a day her pupils core of the horn Is bone, anil to get after meals and at bedtime. that out the bom Is soaked In water should practice the piano. No change need be made in you "None." was tbe laconic response of for several weeks. When the core Is usual diet, but drink plenty of go> the great pianist. j taken out It 1s ground up and made water. ' Into crucibles which are used for melt- Literary Calamity. This mixture, writes one snthorit Ing gold and silver In. Borns (struggling author) — You book in s leading Philadelphia neaspapet The outer end of the horn Is herd has s peculiar tonic effect npui th reviewers wer© unnecessarily severe on and solid, and that la used for making that last novel of m.ne. kidneys; cleansing the clogged-up pore Nagguo—Why, you ungrateful hound, knife handles and other things. The of the eliminative tis-nes, forcing th with one accord we pronounced it one of hollow part of the horn Is soaked for kidneys to sift and attain from th the cleanest and moat uplifting work« of half an hour or so In boiling water, blood the uric acid and other poiaonou fc’ion that had appeared thia »*<wn, when ft becomes soft and may easily waste matter, overcoming Rheumatism Bor us---That’a what I mean, I haven't i be split with a knife. Bladder and Urinary troubles in a shot sold a single copy. It Is then spread ont fiat and put while. Hla Strong Polat. | between Iron pistes. There was y time A New York druggist who has ha< "I don’t look much like an athlete when these horn plates were made hundred» of calls for these ingredient now'dsys, ma'am,' said Wareham Long, very thin by hard pressure and used In since tbe first announcement in tb with his mouth full, “but when I wut new«ps,->»rs last Or-tober stated that th- young I held « champoenahip fur two windows and lantcrna ns we now use gla« They may be made quite trans peop e who once try it “swear by it.’ years, hand runnin’,” especially thee who have I" r I nary am “Championship for what?” asked th« lucent. Kidney trouble and suffer with Rheu woman of the house. When the horn Is heated It may be j mat ism. “Pio eat.o’. ma’am.” molded Into almost any desired form I Any drnggiat can supply the ingredi That la the wav knife handles, buttons • r*eat. ent«, which are easily mixed at home "Mg,” began Tommy, trying for th« and other article» are made.—Chicago There is sa d to le nc better blojd «Ixtb time to say something. News. cleansing agent or system tonic known "Tommy.'" said bls mother, sternly, A Free Awent. and certainly none more harmless o "didn't I tell you not to Interrupt Mrs. simple to use. Although the old gentleman with a Gaddle and m«? Walt until we ar« red fa>v> and choleric temper had open through.” "But, ma, I want to say this to-dgy.” ed the car window five times with much vigor, he had found It closed ev —Catholic Standard and Tl—.e ery time he waked from his doze. HI« 1.11(1« Job«. He felt perfectly sure that the per "Th* run on th« bank is over, isn’t It?” i«n to blame was the man behind him, "0. yes; it petered out •< «oon as ths crowd saw ther« was mor« mousy com- who gave vent to a stifled groan each time the window wee opened. At laut log In than was going out." "You knew It to b« a perfectly solvsat the choleric gentleman turned in hl« bank, didn’t you?” seat "Of courae." “Kir.” be said. Indignantly, “you •r<? "Then why did you join la th« rt evidently one of thoae persona who can •» itr not bear fresh air; but may I ask you O, Just for fun.” who controls this window, the person At th» Swell n»»«»»t. beside It or the one behind it?" Who'« that llttl« man up at ths h<M<l "If you could stay awake a few min of th« tabl«T' utes." responded hla neighbor, "you'd "Ba’s OB« at O«r blggsat «apltallsts." soon discover that nobody can control "I «as. And who la that gust of that window, sir -not even tha brake wan down tb«r« near tbs foot7” man or tha conductor.” "Ha * «ms W «w anaall asarchaata," Whkh Thousands of R. aders W. L. DOUGLAS »3.00 & $3.50 SHOES OUT OF TOWN PEOPLE A^Years In dM V Portland Should remember that our force B so or|nnire<l thnt WE CAN DO I HEIR I N- TIRE CROWN. BRIDGE AND PLATE WORK in a <lay if necessary. POSIT- IVELY PAINLESS EX- TRACTING EREE when plains or bridges are order ed. WE REMOVE THE MOST SENSITIVE TEETH AND ROOTS WITHOUT THE LEAST PAIN. Ten chair». NO STUDENTS; no uncertainty but SPEC IALISTS who do the most scientific and caretul work. Doing work for the best peo ple ia positive proof of our reliability and of the confi dence our patient» have in ua. EXAMINATIONS FREE and invited. Write and let ue know what time you have to •pare in Portland and we will arrange to give you that time« LADY ATTENDANT. “And It Did’t Hurt a Bit” CROWN AND BRIDGE WORK Painless Extraction 50 Cents It*» a shame t o spoil your personal ap - pearance and ruin your di gestion because of the lack of teeth to prop erly masticate your food when a bridge can be supplied that will cause no discomfort whatever, im prove your ap pearance and cause proper mastication. Teeth filled and crowned so as to make them last a life time. Twenty years o f continuous practice in this work also is a guarantee of satisfaction in every case. Plates $5.00 and Up BEST PLATE WORK If your teeth have be come so useless that it ■ is impossible to firmly set a bridge, we re move the old stump» without the SLIGHT EST PAIN, and make you a plate wit h TEETH THAT YOU CAN CHEW WITH AND THE PLATE (STICKS UP TO ITS PROPER PLACE WHEN YOU TALK. Twenty year» continu ous practice in this work is a guarantee of satisfaction in every case. Once Our Customer Always Our Customer - W. PAINLESS A. WISE DENTIST —.............. ... »SÄ«. Portland, Oregon T ■a When a flnh !o**o any of ita scale«, by a wound or other in^ari», they are never renewed. C. Gee Wo 1 ha wall known ral 1 ab le Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslnw*« Hnnthtog tyruptheb st re med v U> use for their cbildroa turiBg ths teething period. Cabbsges were Introduced Into glend in the sixteenth century. ngraving PLATES E I mi and lerk Kn DOCTOR write us No Mcreury, Poleon« nr Druga Uted Hw C«*r^ Without Ooeration, er Wtthout the Aid of a Keif© TOR PRINTING HICKS-CHATTEN Portland CHINESE Orcgen SPECIAL HOLIDAY OFFER! Mall ua any good plrtnre with u ata ord nr for tl W and we will aand you a beautirul photo we- largwrnant of aama, frnmnd in a hna4 Some frame Ilka < nt ontalda neaaurw r»r frame |Ag|M Inrhna Ww do all kind« of •nlaraing and ko-lak flnlahlng Hand <ia ymir ft ma tn he de velopod and Anlahad. We pay telnrn pnet CW. ■. 1TKMC 1*1 V. rail M. r<vUaa*0wM Hw giiarant««ww tn (Sira Catarrh. Aathma. i »na TTimwt. Khwumatlam Nnrrrwranwaa Nr, >■>.,» i>wM|itv* Famaln Wr>akn wm and All Privat« blawaawa A SURE CANCER CURE faw ««ab.* M». COINAUUTATIOIN »«»«. tora f’RHH ff ron «Mnot wall, wrlte fnr ay mpUm blank and otve» IS 1 2 Firvfl Mt , Onr Morrlaon, PI owm Mwetloa Thia Paper *• u- ROO. UOreorn. (ta, V. or