I
r-
IN MY FAMILY
“I Have Used Pe-ru-na at Various
Times for Several Years."
leak
wt
C»>Owll•• t!*■«
Pupil’s Mo her My daughter has a
good ear for music, h isn’t she. professor ?
Piano Teacher O. yes; her ear awenis
to be all right. She has also an excellent
n<we and ch n. But you are wasting your
■ oney trying to make anything of her tin-
adaui,
•■Hie« et «he
I MS.
"That'a a maxnilivent voire of yours."
«aid the »arvastie psawnger. "You ought
to have it trained."
"I am having it trained, «ir.' •aid tk*
«want; "elevated raimad trained, 8te>
lively !"
Neat to Nethlwg.
Mi st roes—Malvina, do you know any-
thing about dill pickles?
New Girl I th nk I met him at a
dance once, ma'atu. but I haven't any ac-
qua>a:aace with hit —Ch.cago Tribun«.
■‘•a Se.
Jlsx—Why du you rat at that lunch
-ouater around th« csrteer? They fire
rou buttons«. and th« bread taste« of
kercwen«.
Spina—I know it. but -h« gfH that
■errM them is a pescheria».
For Lung
Troubles
Ayer’» Cherry Pectoral cer
tainly cures coughs, colds,
bronchitis,consumption. And
it certsinly strengthens weak
throats and weak lungs.
There esn be no mistske about
this. You know it is true. And
your own doctor will ssy so.
* Mt NnU Se, •«« . Mvr kl« c—«. I trtok
I cl.I kM, ,t »•< m .«l, ,»ai
I ln«4 A».rV <k«ir, lkrl..r.i Th. fir.I
■ l«k. k. WM kHI’t •' k kV.tKtll. Imw».»k
■■«I «• «.. K«'k«<<y w«lL“-Mk*. k. J.
Keep th« bowels regular with Ayer's
Fills and thus hasten rwcovorv.
I Revommvnd Pe-ru-na
Mr. EJ»«rd M Burtt, S N. Jefferson
Ave , St. Louis. Mo . writes:
“It afford« me mt c i pl as tro to an
nounce that I have used your medicine
at various times for several year«, and
that it has given entire a.«t »taction,
not only in my own family, but also
that of others of my iriemia. And
would ehterfally recommend the use of
Psrnna, as I certainly do endorse your
medicine.’*
Catarrh of Head. Nose, Throat.
Mr. Charles Levy, 80 Allen St., Nes
York, N. Y., writea:
“I am verv glad to tel! you of the
earns wro-igbt by Peruns in my family,
“My eon, aged »even, »ho had ca
tarrh of the nee, was cured by two hot
tie« of Peruna, and I had catarrh of
Orn
the bead, no*e. throat and ears,
bottle of Pernna c red me.”
Peruna tablets:—Some people prefer
tablets, rather titan medicine in a fluid
form. Such people can obtain Perm a
Tablets, which represent tbe solid me
dicinal ingredients of Peruna
Ask Yota- Druggist for Free Pe-ru-na
Almanac for 1908.
Not
8«
Re»ourctfal aw
Moat
Girl*.
Evelyn—S >:ne of our proverbs are sc
ridiculous. For Instance, "wuere Ignor
ance Is bllVM------ "
Ethel—W ’it's the matter now?
Evelyn—Why. you know. Fred gavv
me my engagement ring last week and
I simply can’t find out bow much It cos'
him.—Judge.
Sh«kv let, Y mv Steen.
Allen-« Foot-Eave. It eum peinful, vwollen.
Ciertins. ««eettax feet. Make, n.-w «hoes ee>.
Id by all
«nd
H'torve. I. n’l
empt any aula di ute. HempleFKEK. Addrve.
A. S. Olautad. Le Roy. S. Y .
-There's nothing a: all the matter with
rou, Johnny." said Mrs. Lapvhng. feelinc
lie poise and lookinc at his ton rue. "You
nly think there is. If you don't look
wt you'll get to be a re.alar hippocam
pi a.”
Truth
and Quality
appeal to the Well-Informed in every
walk of life and are essential to per
manent success and creditable stand
ing. Accordingly, it is not claimed
that Syrup of Figs and Elixir of
Senna is the only remedy of known
value, but one of many reasons why
' it is the best of personal and family
laxatives is the fact that it cleanses,
sweetens and relieves the internal
organs on which it acts without any
debilitating after effects and without
haring to Increase the quantity from
time to time.
It acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as a laxative, and Its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as it is free from all
objectionable substances. To get its
beneficial effects always purchase the
genuine—manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for
sale by all leading druggists.
BORAX
t
imple, Bohlet and ari or Game Whis 10 c.
acific Coaat Borax Co . Oakland, Cal.
MADE
FOR SERVICE
IN THE ROUGHEST WEATHER
AND GUARANTEED ABSOLUTELY
WATERPROOF
: This trade mork
and the word
T ower an the
buttons distin
guish this high
grade slicker Iron
the just as good
.
brands
Na« OeeiaeW a« Ta«.
Reporter—To «hat do you attribute
y«ur grant age?
Oldest Inhabitant—I haln't sura y«t
sir. Thera be several o' them pa tern
med'cln« companies as is bargaiuiu
with me.—lomion Sketch.
\
,
N«< Ran by a Irishman.
At Scranton. I*a., the "rib tickling
N*»k of humontua notion. The Itcjini«
nation of Aunt .Mary.-" had It« tlrat
.production ou th« atag»> -'Aunt Mary"
•» by Anno Warner.
Anno Warner
vn»to “Susan Clegg" ami "Sm-.m Clegg-'
was praised by I’renldeut B oosovb IL
Conmdatlon tor the metuner at the
!*< ond of a large family: "ColerMga
was th« last of thirteen children;
Jamea Fenlmore Cooper w-ts the elev-
snth of twelve children; Waahlngton
Irving was the last of eleven; Halxac,
tha last of three; George Eliot, tile last
*f four; Napoleon was the eightn, am!
irobably the last; Daniel Webater, the
a«t of seven; Benjamin Franklin waa
the last of seventeen, and th • last born
>f the last born for several genera
tions; Rembrandt waa the '»st of «lx
.-hl Id ran; Rubena, the last of seven;
Sir Edwin Landpeer, tbe flfth of seven
'blldran ; Joshua Reynolds waa the eev-
»nth child of bls parents; Carl Marls
Weber, tbe ninth; Richard Wngner, the
last of seven: Moaart. the last of Sev
an; Si'humann. the last of five: Schu-
aert, the thirteenth of fourtm-tk"
When a French chauffeur brought an
imported machine to the repair shop
>n« of th« mechanics beeam« tuterast-
sd In tbe Ingeukus »fieed Indicator
which rri-ortia tb« dlstaura covered la
th« metric system.
"It's surely tine." remarked the man.
I'wrle Jaapar'e Veralow.
“Yea.” remarked aid Uncle Jasper, "but it would take a Frenchman to
Mr. Howells has discovered a char
1
after much med. tat ion. “de food parson rvad it.
acteristic In which- Henry Arthur
-ed ot was de apple tree dat caused all
"Do you sink.” exclaimed th« chauf i Jones la "rather like Shakspeare." He
> trouble in de world, but I think et frur. “sat sees ma sheen res run by at ieflnes It tills way la the North Amerl
must bare been de banana tree.”
Irishman?" New v- -v Time*
•an : "AU In all. there are eune twen-
“And why do ye* think it was de ba
I ty of Mr. Jones' plays which I have
Fveeraetty.
nana tree. Brudrer JaspahF* asked
Tommy," said Mr«. Tucker, who was read. None Is exactly tr.ig • Ij . none 1«
Jeacoa Dewberry, curiously.
iboirina him through the geological de exactly comedy; but I could not say
“Because Troubles am lak bananas— partment of the great museum, "these aro that any was not explicitly or tacitly
-ailed aerolite«. They are supposed to serious
ley always come la bunches.**
They are very like life in
>e fragments of some planet that has been
I
that, and they are like life lu twlng
Reveaga,
irokeu up. They come within tbe altear
“Wasn’t it embarrs!» nr to stand u| on of our planet and fall to the earth." tiiowt clenr and straight lu meaning-
j nd recite that piece I*fore the company,
”O. I know what they are. all right." We pretend to be very comnlex as to
i ter overhearirg that odious Mas Tartui ■aid T-ntny. "They're the ballast th« our behavior and the principles that
say it always made her sick to hear yos nan in the tno-n has to throw out to keep •outrol It: but really we are entirely
read?” asked the intimate friend.
umself up in rhe <kv."
aluiple. euYnt wben we humbug our-
“No. it was fun.” answered the ama
«elv«» into tbe belief that we are very
O«r Own Mlaitr«U.
teur elocutionist.
“It was the keener
-Mhtah Walkah, what am de difTance nvolved as to eltner: perhaps we are
pleasure in the world to know 1 was mak
'tween mon*; and a man?**
then still simple. Mr. Jones, at auy rate
.ng her sick.”
“I can’t auawer that -one. George. What «ddreesed us In very plain terms, and
SUU* ot Ohio. City of Toledo I „
IS the d.Serene© between money anti a uo matter how startling hla dramatic
Luras County.
■
ma n ?’*
proposition Is or bow bold Its aoiutlou
Frank J • hv ey main oath that he taaenlo
‘ When de money am locked up
partner ot the Brin ot F J. Cheney A Co . do!»
his view of human nature is not be
b. « ora« rathe City of Toledo, County and Stat tight, an* when a man gits light
Aforeanid.an 1 that a*. i firm will pey toe aux locked up.**
clouded by any va[»<r« stirred up In
ot list HVXPRED DOI LARS foJ im-fi ,»
“141 die* and gentlemen, the celebrated tbe Juggle with his own conwlousness;
every«««* M Catarrh tuat ran not bo cured U
toe uae of Hall'« Cetarrh Cure.
vocalist. Mr. Mornincale. will now s n| he la rather like Shak*p«-.ire In that."
.
„ ,
FRO'K J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me arri r ibacribed in mtt re« that old favorite, ‘Break It to H m Gent
Glleon Gardner asks In
Putnam »
ence, thia 6lh day of Pecember A D. ISisS
ly. Nurse: It’s a Pair of Twins!’”
Monthly. Why Is a Joke Funny? He
(Se-L»
A. W. GL ASON
-
N'otAryPubli«
Dlitrrialng.
ptMceeds to show that what la funny In
Hal ■ Catarrh Cure la taken Inierrally, an,
Ten And were you really thrown jne situation 1» not funny In another:
arts directly upon tbe bio. v I and utireuatui
locMoItheayatem -e d forle»tlmorlala free out of the auto?
i"Russell Sage Is a ^»en.ltbrtfL (Joke.)
... F J CHVNKYACO..To.*4o,0
Sold bv all d-ngrist«. tie.
Jess Yes. right out on the road.
Russell Sage Is a
thief.
(A lie.)
Thao Haul'a Family HUs for eonstlpwtlon.
Tess—Gracious! You mu«t hav« felt Teacher said 'Ouch* a« be landed on
awful.
tbe tack. (Funny.) Teacher said ‘My
Pbrase lllualrate*.
Jess—Oh. terrible. I Just knew that God* as be sllpi>ed from tbe pink and
"Do you think Ophelia really loved
tny bat wasn't on straight, but I bad no wns Impaled ou the spike of an Iron
I»miet?” asked Maud.
“I should say so." answered Mamie. way to fit It."—Philadelphia Press
fence about the area. (Nothing very
She was craay about ban.”—Washing-
It was growing very 1st«.’ but tbe funny in thia.) Sambo Is caught steal
:n Star.
(Much humor. 1
Mr.
young man la tbs parlor scene »bowel ing chickens.
McCall Is caught stealing insuram-e
As treforlnnate 1 ■terrnptlna.
no signs of making a borne run.
"George was Just gomg to propose
“You evidently have a very vivid Im funds. (No Joke.) Mr. Weber bits Mr.
o me last night."
agination. Mr. Borem," said tbe dear Field In the stomach. (Large box offii-e
Fitzsimmons bits Sullivan
"And what happened?”
girl as she mad« an unsuccessful at return«.»
in the stomach. (Hissing an-l curs«*»)
"A tire blew up. and then be couldnT tempt to strangle a yawn.
hink of anything else.”—Cleveland
“Why do you think «o?” queried th« Frank Itanlels pc»»»« as Queen of the
May.
(He Is Irresistible.!
Ophelia
.’lain Dealer.
unsuspecting Borem.
"I thought perhaps yon Imagined loes a similar stunt. (It Is very pa
Her Lovin« Friends.
yourself In tbe arctic regions, where tbetlc. > Bernhardt does tragedy with
Nellie, tbe Beautiful Cloak Model—
tbe nights are six months long." abv a catch In her voice. (It draws the
.Vhat a lovely complexion poor dear Lot-
tears. > Cissy I«oftus does tbe catch In
explained.
ie ba<—sometime«!
And thirty seconds later h« had tbe voice, am! draws a salary as a
Bertha, tbe Poor Sewing Machine Girl
■omeillenne." Mr. Gardner's Instanres
—Yes. and bow charm.ngly she • ran faded into Ue glumi«ome gloom.—Chi
are amusing. We cannot agree with
>lu«h—when she has th« colored 1 licht« cago News.
him. however, that "It Is wrong for
irranzed to suit her!
Troubles of thu .«■cleat«,
Bu«ter Brown to be so mischievous, but
Hannibal*« acouts had reported to hita
±at Rome waa wild w.th fear on account we nil laugh at him and thank the
author.” Not everyone laughs. Which
»f bis approach.
“Ha!” grimly »railed Hannibal; ~t« leads us to suggest that Mr. Gardner
:he hyperaenaitive Romaa mind Punic it add to bls Inquiry. "Why Is a Joke
Funny?” a more pointed one: “Why
HOME-MADE MIXTURE SAID TO BE CUB lyonynao ia w.tk panic, is it?**
But (hi© waa wholly waited on th« Aren't Jokes Funny?”
ING ALL RHEUMATISM.
‘heap mercenaries whom tha Carthar*n-
ans bad hired to do their Sfhtinf for
THE COW'S HORN.
h.m
The Phi'ad-lphia and New Vori New]
THOUSANDS TRY 11
papers Print S.mple Prrrr ption
Her
Wish.
tarlwoa Way« tn Which It la Made
"Do you think It is wrong for women
I awful hy Man.
to bet?” said th« woman who plays
Have you any conception of how use
Take Advantage Of.
bridge.
ful that horn Is to us? Scientifically It
••No.” answered Mrs. Torklna.
“1 1« known ns g combination of phos
wish that whenever Charley makes a phate of lime. gelatin anil albumen,
Some remarkable stories * e bein
bet I could bet a similar sum the other and. like all nature's products, the In
told >n tbe large Eastern dailie- of tlii
way. We would save a lot of money." gredient» are In the right proportion
• 'tuple home-made mixture curin
—Wasbingt« n Star.
Ito make the article useful to man n»
Rheumatism and Kidney trouble eve
well as to tbe anima! that bears It.
after the noted health resorts failed
Waste ef Time,
The lime make, the horn hard, hut
Here is the rec pe and directions io
In the days when piano lessons wen
taking: Mis by shaking well in a bol thought a necessary part of a younf there Is just enough lime to make It
tie one-half ounce Fluid Extract Ilan woman's education, without regard t< hard without making It brittle, and
de lion, one ounce G»ip«ind Kvrgon aptitude, tbe head of a fasblonablt there Is Just enough gelatin to make
three ounces Compound Hyru . St’Hap» s bool in St Petersburg asked Rubin the horn easy to cut and shape. The
tills. Take as a dose on« teaapoonfu »tell1 bow many hours a day her pupils core of the horn Is bone, anil to get
after meals and at bedtime.
that out the bom Is soaked In water
should practice the piano.
No change need be made in you
"None." was tbe laconic response of for several weeks. When the core Is
usual diet, but drink plenty of go> the great pianist.
j taken out It 1s ground up and made
water.
' Into crucibles which are used for melt-
Literary
Calamity.
This mixture, writes one snthorit
Ing gold and silver In.
Borns
(struggling
author)
—
You
book
in s leading Philadelphia neaspapet
The outer end of the horn Is herd
has s peculiar tonic effect npui th reviewers wer© unnecessarily severe on
and solid, and that la used for making
that last novel of m.ne.
kidneys; cleansing the clogged-up pore
Nagguo—Why, you ungrateful hound, knife handles and other things. The
of the eliminative tis-nes, forcing th
with one accord we pronounced it one of hollow part of the horn Is soaked for
kidneys to sift and attain from th the cleanest and moat uplifting work« of
half an hour or so In boiling water,
blood the uric acid and other poiaonou fc’ion that had appeared thia »*<wn,
when ft becomes soft and may easily
waste matter, overcoming Rheumatism
Bor us---That’a what I mean, I haven't
i be split with a knife.
Bladder and Urinary troubles in a shot sold a single copy.
It Is then spread ont fiat and put
while.
Hla Strong Polat.
| between Iron pistes. There was y time
A New York druggist who has ha<
"I don’t look much like an athlete when these horn plates were made
hundred» of calls for these ingredient
now'dsys, ma'am,' said Wareham Long, very thin by hard pressure and used In
since tbe first announcement in tb
with his mouth full, “but when I wut
new«ps,->»rs last Or-tober stated that th- young I held « champoenahip fur two windows and lantcrna ns we now use
gla« They may be made quite trans
peop e who once try it “swear by it.’ years, hand runnin’,”
especially thee who have I" r I nary am
“Championship for what?” asked th« lucent.
Kidney trouble and suffer with Rheu woman of the house.
When the horn Is heated It may be j
mat ism.
“Pio eat.o’. ma’am.”
molded Into almost any desired form I
Any drnggiat can supply the ingredi
That la the wav knife handles, buttons
• r*eat.
ent«, which are easily mixed at home
"Mg,” began Tommy, trying for th« and other article» are made.—Chicago
There is sa d to le nc better blojd «Ixtb time to say something.
News.
cleansing agent or system tonic known
"Tommy.'" said bls mother, sternly,
A Free Awent.
and certainly none more harmless o
"didn't I tell you not to Interrupt Mrs.
simple to use.
Although the old gentleman with a
Gaddle and m«? Walt until we ar«
red fa>v> and choleric temper had open
through.”
"But, ma, I want to say this to-dgy.” ed the car window five times with
much vigor, he had found It closed ev
—Catholic Standard and Tl—.e
ery time he waked from his doze.
HI« 1.11(1« Job«.
He felt perfectly sure that the per
"Th* run on th« bank is over, isn’t It?”
i«n to blame was the man behind him,
"0. yes; it petered out •< «oon as ths
crowd saw ther« was mor« mousy com- who gave vent to a stifled groan each
time the window wee opened. At laut
log In than was going out."
"You knew It to b« a perfectly solvsat the choleric gentleman turned in hl«
bank, didn’t you?”
seat
"Of courae."
“Kir.” be said. Indignantly, “you •r<?
"Then why did you join la th« rt
evidently one of thoae persona who can
•» itr
not bear fresh air; but may I ask you
O, Just for fun.”
who controls this window, the person
At th» Swell n»»«»»t.
beside It or the one behind it?"
Who'« that llttl« man up at ths h<M<l
"If you could stay awake a few min
of th« tabl«T'
utes." responded hla neighbor, "you'd
"Ba’s OB« at O«r blggsat «apltallsts."
soon discover that nobody can control
"I «as. And who la that gust of
that window, sir -not even tha brake
wan down tb«r« near tbs foot7”
man or tha conductor.”
"Ha * «ms W «w anaall asarchaata,"
Whkh Thousands of R. aders
W.
L. DOUGLAS
»3.00 & $3.50 SHOES
OUT OF TOWN PEOPLE
A^Years In
dM V Portland
Should remember that our
force B so or|nnire<l thnt
WE CAN DO I HEIR I N-
TIRE CROWN. BRIDGE
AND PLATE WORK in a
<lay if necessary.
POSIT-
IVELY PAINLESS EX-
TRACTING EREE when
plains or bridges are order
ed.
WE REMOVE THE
MOST SENSITIVE TEETH
AND ROOTS WITHOUT
THE LEAST PAIN.
Ten
chair».
NO STUDENTS;
no uncertainty but SPEC
IALISTS who do the most
scientific and caretul work.
Doing work for the best peo
ple ia positive proof of our
reliability and of the confi
dence our patient» have in ua.
EXAMINATIONS FREE and
invited.
Write and let ue
know what time you have to
•pare in Portland and we will
arrange to give you that time«
LADY ATTENDANT.
“And It
Did’t Hurt
a Bit”
CROWN AND
BRIDGE WORK
Painless Extraction
50 Cents
It*» a shame
t o spoil your
personal ap -
pearance and
ruin your di
gestion because
of the lack of
teeth to prop
erly masticate
your food when
a bridge can
be supplied
that will cause
no discomfort
whatever, im
prove your ap
pearance and
cause proper
mastication.
Teeth filled
and crowned
so as to make
them last a life
time.
Twenty years
o f continuous
practice in this
work also is a
guarantee of
satisfaction in
every case.
Plates $5.00 and Up
BEST PLATE WORK
If your teeth have be
come so useless that it
■ is impossible to firmly
set a bridge, we re
move the old stump»
without the SLIGHT
EST PAIN, and make
you a plate wit h
TEETH THAT YOU
CAN CHEW WITH
AND THE PLATE
(STICKS UP TO ITS
PROPER PLACE
WHEN YOU TALK.
Twenty year» continu
ous practice in this
work is a guarantee of
satisfaction in every
case.
Once Our Customer
Always Our Customer
-
W. PAINLESS
A. WISE
DENTIST —.............. ...
»SÄ«. Portland, Oregon
T
■a
When a flnh !o**o any of ita scale«, by
a wound or other in^ari», they are never
renewed.
C. Gee Wo
1 ha wall known ral 1 ab le
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslnw*« Hnnthtog
tyruptheb st re med v U> use for their cbildroa
turiBg ths teething period.
Cabbsges were Introduced Into
glend in the sixteenth century.
ngraving
PLATES
E
I mi and lerk
Kn
DOCTOR
write us
No Mcreury, Poleon« nr Druga Uted Hw C«*r^
Without Ooeration, er Wtthout the Aid of a Keif©
TOR PRINTING
HICKS-CHATTEN
Portland
CHINESE
Orcgen
SPECIAL HOLIDAY
OFFER!
Mall ua any good
plrtnre with u ata
ord nr for tl W and
we will aand you a
beautirul photo we-
largwrnant of aama,
frnmnd in a hna4
Some frame Ilka < nt
ontalda neaaurw r»r
frame |Ag|M Inrhna
Ww do all kind« of
•nlaraing and ko-lak
flnlahlng
Hand <ia
ymir ft ma tn he de
velopod and Anlahad.
We pay telnrn pnet
CW. ■. 1TKMC
1*1 V. rail M.
r<vUaa*0wM
Hw giiarant««ww tn (Sira Catarrh. Aathma. i »na
TTimwt. Khwumatlam Nnrrrwranwaa Nr, >■>.,» i>wM|itv*
Famaln Wr>akn wm and All Privat« blawaawa
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faw ««ab.*
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