Heppner gazette., August 05, 1909, Image 3

ensiipafra
"Pot over nine year 1 suffered wt!h chronic
constipation ami during (hi time I had to mk
n injection ef warm water once every as hours
before I eould have an act ton ea ttijr bowU
llapplly I tried Casearets, ami today I am a well
Man. DtiHutf the nine )mti befoT I Used
CaasareU t auilered untold tnloery with internal
pile. Tbanka to you. I am free Imm all that
this meriting. You can e tbU ia behalf of
attffe riug humanity. B. P. V ifrher, Koauoke, 11L
Pleasant, Palatable. Potent, Tat Good.
pvUooA, fclava fttoken. Wtalra or &pe.
ltfc.fts Wo, Wrer ttM is bulk. The fa
blr tMt Btamood CC C. Ooaranteod to
but fcr yow turner back. fctt
Wireless telephony installed on battle
bipi works successfully in some cases,
but is unsatisfactory in others.
HOWARD E. BTTRTON - Amayer end Chemlnt.
i ' XeiidviJle, Colorado. Hp6oimen !ricfn: Gold,
Silver, Lead, II. Hold, Bllver, 76ci Oold. 6Ue; mo
or Copper, II. Mnllinor envelojies and full prim lint
Knt on application. Control Hid 'Tmpirn work no
sited. Ittiftirenoei Curbonute National Bunk.
ALBERTA WHEAT LAND
$15 Per Acre 10 Years' Time
These lands of Canadian Pacific Railway
produce from 35 to 50 bushels of wheat, 75
to 10U bushels of oats, per acri. All near
railways, towns and schools. Positively
the btst wheat land proposition for men
of moderate means. No cr-p failures.
Send tcdny for free illustrated literature.
Special rates 1st and loih of every month.
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Land Atrents Canadian Pacific Railway
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PORTLAND, OR.
BUSINESS COLLEGE
"THE SCHOOL OF QUALITY"
Tenth and Morrison 3 Portland, Oregon
A. P. ARMSTRONG, LL. B., PRINCIPAL
The high-standard commercial school of
the Northwest. Open all the year. More
calls for help than we can meet position
certain. Class and individual instruction.
Bookkeeping from written forms and of
fice practice. Shorthand that excels in all
respects. Special penmanship depart
ment. Call, phone or write for catalogue
ur w. a. wise
22 (eara a Leader in Painleaa Dent.
Work in Portland.
Out-of-Town People
Should rem"mher that our force Is so arranged
that WE CAN DO TH KIR ENTIRE CKOaN.
KKIDGE AND PLATK WORK IN A DAY if
nec.ssary. POSITIVELY PAINLESS EX
TRACTING FREE when plates or bridges are or
derel. WE REMOVE THE MOST SENSITIVE
TEETH AND ROOTS WITHOUT THE LEAST
PAIN. NO STUDENTS, no uncertainty.
For the Next Fifteen Days
We will rive you a g-ood 22k g-old or porce
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Kk bridge teeth 3.50
Molar crown 6,00
Gold or enamel fillings 1.00
Silver filling's 50
Good rubber plates 5.00
The beat red rubber plate 7.00
Painless extractions 50
ALL WORK GUARANTEED 15 YEARS
Dr. W. A. Wise
President and Manager
The Wise Dental Co.
(INC.) Third and " ashinsrton SU.
PORTLAND, OREGON
STOVER
GASOLINE
ENGINES
are especial' jr adapted to pumping duty
and in fact any duty that requires a
a rong, reliable power. They are econom
ical, simple and easily understood. It is
an engine which anyone, no matter how
little he knows about such engines, can
operate as successfully as an expert. In
short, it la an ideal engine for any kind of
work. Send for STOVER Engine Cata
logFree. Full Line of
Implements
and
Vehicles
Jnal a I'lwimiint Knn.
"Is It really only ten minutes' wallc
rom the station to your house?" uskeJ
CJltlman.
"What a ridiculous question!" ex-
Maimed Sububs. "Nobody in lovely
Swumphurst ever 'walks' to the sta
tion. I may say however, that it's
nly about eight and a half minutes'
run."
An Intermittent Memory,
A email customer appeared at the
gronery store, says a writer in the
Century Magazine, and the smiling
grocer asked him what he wanted.
"Please, mister," said the boy, "I
caii't remember what ma sent me for
but you can give me two cents' worth
0' peppermint candy, 'cause she said
I could keep the change."
C'nrloua Giant Cranes.
Australia, the land of oddities, an!
mal, vegetable and mineral, has few
more curious creatures than the giant
cranes often five and six feet in
height, with beautiful blue-gray plu
mage which are called native com
panions. These huge birds mate foi
life and, as mates, are singularly and
touchingly devoted to one Another.
Force of Habit.
"I bt? your pardon," said the land
lord, "but do you walk in your sleep';"
"No, sir," answered the guest, who
had arrived the day before. "I hope I
didn't disturb you last night, but the
fact is I've been a couutry doctor for
thirty years, and I'm so used to being
called up two or three times during the
night that unless I get out of bed and
walk around once in a while I don't get
any sleep."
Siriuom Junuua;i,
Tradition is a noble thing,
But did you ever hear or see
A graduate who'd say or sing:
"Iieyond the Alps Lies Italy"?
New York Mail.
0, yes, indeed, young man ! And say,
If you were older you would know
Of one sweet girl grad., anyway,
Who wrote that umpty years ago!
Chicago Tribune.
When We Tackle It In Earnest.
"I have read," said the visiting for
eigner, "that when you celebrate your
tourth of July in this country the de
struction of life and property in appall
icg. Don't tho people take any inter
est in bringing about a reform in the
manner of observing the day?"
"O, yes," said the native; "we begin
a crusade for a safe and sane Fourth
the next day afterthe celebration, and
sometimes we keep it up for three or four
weeks. '
Heard In the Foyer.
"Well, how did you like the play?"
"There's one thing about It I liked
exceedingly; the star didn't come on
until the middle of the third act."
Momentarily Puzzled.
"Where do you scratch your match
es?" asked the visitor, looking around.
"Why," stammered the hostess, "my
husband always (), I understand. On
the under side of the mantelpiece."
Chicago Tribune.
Sure ui .M.aaus.
"Bertha, where is my hat? I laid it
down here a little while ago."
"Sure, missus, Fido's takin' a nap in
It. Don't talk so Joud, or ye'll wake tht
little darlin"
One of Many.
My wife says I'm a genius
Invent tilings while you wait;
And my specialty is excuses
When I chance to stay out late,
Yonkers Statesman.
The Question.
Where, oh, where has my waist-line gone;
Where, oh, where can it be?
With the waist cut short and the waist
cut long
And now it's down to my kneel
fuck.
Fnllcr Particulars Desired.
"Mildred, it must have been late
when that young man went away last
night."
"Why, mamma. Just as soon as the
clock struck 11 he rose to go."
"I don't doubt that, child; but when
did he get away?"
LEADER' PNEUMATIC
WATER SUPPLY SYSTEMS
FOR COUNTRY HOMES
The best and most logical method of furnish
in water ytt devised. The tank is placed in
the basement or in the ground near the house
and keeps the water cool in summer and proof
airainst freezing in winter. It never leaks.
It is impo-'sil-le for impurity to get into it. It
outlasts the building in which it is installed.
It costs a little more to begin with, but there
is no second cost. We have a catalogue which
illustrates and describes the Leader system.
Ask us for it.
PORTLAND, OR.
SPOKANE, WN.
BOISE, IDAHO.
AGENTS
EVERYWHERE
y 1
Old Favorites
The Old Granite State.
I have come from the mountains of the
old Granite State,
Where the hills are bo lofty, magnifi
cent and great;
I have left kindred spirits in the lamd
of the blest, 1 " . ; ""
When I bade them adieu for the far
distant West.
Oh! thy mountains. Oh! thy valleys,
In my native State.
Oh, thy hills and thy valleys are sa
cred to me.
No matter what In lands of others I
may see,
I may view scenes as sunny, as fair
and as smooth,
Then I'll think of my cottage that
stands in the grove;
Oh! my childhood. Oh! that home'
stead, in my own native State.
When I think of the fair one who once
was my pride,
As she roved among the mountains so
close to my side.
Then I sigh for the days that will
never come back.
For she sleeps on the 'shore of the
bold Merrimac.
Oh! that loved one. Oh! that grave
yard in my own native State.
A moth-r dear I've lost; she's gone to
the grave;
She was the dearest blessing that God
ever gave.
Now I go to the spot where buried Is
the loved,
And I ..eem to hear her singing with
the angels above.
Oh! my mother; I bless her ashes. In
my own native State.
Ballad Stanaaa.
I knew by the smoke that so gracefully
curl'd
Above the green elms that a cottage
was near.
And I said, "If there's peace to be
found in the world,
A heart that was humble might hope
for It here!"
It was noon, and on flowers that lan-
guish'd -around
In silence reposed the voluptuous
bee;
Every leaf was at rest, and I heard
not a sound
But the woodpecker tapping the hoi
low beech tree.
And "Here In this lone little wood," I
exclaim'd,
"With a maid who was lovely to soul
and to eye.
Who would blush when I praised her,
an 1 weep if I blamed.
How blest could I live, and how calm
could I die!
"By the shade of yon sumach, whose
red berry dipr
In the gush of the fountain, ho
sweet to recline,
And to know that I sigh'd upon lnno
cent lips.
Which had .tever been sigh'd on by
any but mine!"
Thomas Moore.
CHEMISTRY 4,600 YEARS AGO.
Employed by Chinese in Cnre of
Diaeaae The Phlloaopher'a Stone
Yu Tung Kwai, a Chinese delegate
to the chemistry congress, read an
interesting paper before a section of
the assembly yesterday on the chem
leal Industry of China. Alchemy, he
said, was known in China at least
2,700 before Christ, and China still oc
cupied an important position in regard
to the chemical industries of the
world.
The principal object of the practice
of alchemy 4,600 years ago, he said.
was the cure of disease. Efforts were
also made to evolve a preparation
somewhat analogous to the philoso
pher's stone, the result attained being
known as gold pills.
Metallurgical work and dyeing were
known in China from time immemo
rial, while the processes of making
gunpowder, paper, glass and porcelain
all originated In the same country,
while it is admitted that the Chinese
of the Seventh century had a clear
knowledge of oxygen.
"Circumstances in China," said the
lecturer, "have now changed. Since
China has been known for thousands
of years to be an agricultural country
and to possess an enormous wealth of
undeveloped minerals, attention has
naturally been directed to the study
of these two branches of applied
science.
"A board of agriculture and indus
tries has been instituted, composed of
different bureaus, each bureau nianag-
ng some department, such as land
surveying, mine surveying, irrigation
work, etc. Having its headquarters in
Pekin, the affairs of each province are
controlled directly by provincial exec
utive committees, and shortly, It is
believed, government experimental sta
tions will be established. Also in
the formation of chemical societies
provincial societies have been formed,
which will constitute sectional
branches. Agricultural societies too
are being formed In good numbers, and
the last few years have witnessed the
establishment of 'commercial guilds.'
"A characteristic feature about the
teaching system of China is that chem
istry, together with mathematics. Is
a compulsory subject in the elementary
schools. This Is insisted upon, not
only that the pupil's mind may be
trained, but also that the young stu
dent may acquire some elementary
knowledge of natural phenomena."
London Standard.
Women say as mean things of the
tnen as they can think of. In public,
but la public men are always compli
menting the women.
TETJMPET CALLS.
I tain's Horn Sonnda a Wnrnlag Not
to the Unredeemed.
The best fitting
for future work la
fidelity In present
duty.
T 0 m 0 r r 0 w 's
shadow Is always
heavier than to
day's burden.
Love overcomes
all mountains be
cause It sees
through them.
It is an unhealthy thing for a boy
to be able to digest a man's religion.
Heaven Is bound to be a very far
country to the man who can hate his
brother.
There can be no friendship with the
Savior without fellowship with His
sorrows.
It is the religion you wear as a
cloak that Is soon worn out and
threadbare.
The depression of many a meeting is
due to people who want to make an
impression
A peculiar look of wisdom belongs
to the man who discovers the hole in
a dough-nut.
The church pessimist takes a bite
at the oven before speaking on the
bread of life.
Crooked paths come from trying td
walk to heaven while looking on the
other country.
The church that has no place for
the child-life will have no place in the
life of the man.
Some men think they are called to
the ministry because they have a lik
ing for fried chicken.
The best proof that you have had a
glimpse of Heaven Is that you are try
ing to make earth like It.
You can never get the temperature
of a church to go up when the folks
are talking one another down.
Lots of people believe in walking
with God on the rest day and working
for themselves the rest of the days.
i
THE BENTLEY BABY.
In the summer of 1887 Holman
Bentley, accompanied by his wife and
child, made a steamer journey on the
Upper Congo, in Africa. Sir Harry
Johnston, in his book entitled "George
Grenfell and the Congo," recounts the
result of the journey and the import
ant part played by the Bentley baby.
The party went through the Bolobo
district, which at that time had be
come excessively hostile to Europeans.
The temporary station of the Congo
State had been burned to the ground,
the chief, Ifaka, was dead, and when
the steamer Peace, bearing the Bent
leys, arrived in August, it was rough
ly ordered away. Before sheering off,
however, an idea occurred to Bentley.
Taking advantage of the steamer's
halt, his wife and nurse were giving a
bath to the Bentley baby.
As if by accident, the little white
child was held up in view of the angry
and excited people. Suddenly a hush
fell on the assembled throng, gradual
ly giving way to a shout of delighted
surprise.
A few minutes afterward, in re
sponse to urgent invitations to come
on shore, the Bentley baby, in a dainty
white dress, was being paraded
through the town, nursed and dandled
by warrior after warrior, till his
snowy frock was reddened with cam
wood dye or stained with greasy black
marks from those who had stained
their bodies with oil and soot.
Mrs. Bentley was equally an object
of interest and admiration, as she was
the first white woman who had ap
peared in those regions. Up to that
time the white man had been looked
upon as a sort of unnatural creature,
who was not bred and born like ordi
nary human beings, a semi-supernatural
being without a male. The Bent
ley baby practically created the mis
sion station of Bolobo, which has en
dured ever since.
The Wall-Paper Man.
Oh, I'd sing you a song of the wall
paper man,
Who's with us once again,
Who comes with the flies and who ev
erywhere hies
With his ladders and buckets ten;
I'd sing of the ease with which bric-a-
brac breaks
At the soft, eentle touch of his hand.
I'd sing of the Joy which it seems that
he takes
In unsettinK a Jardiniere stand;
I'd sing how he figures the cost of a
Job
To a dot (except extras worth ten),
Of his tracks in the hall and paste
buckets that fall.
And the way the new rug appears
then '
Oh, I'd sing of the wonderful litter he
leaves
And the household he puts In a
fuss
Yes, I'd sing of him now if I didn't
somehow.
Have to pass up all singing to cuss.
Kansas City Times.
Ilia Colorn.
"What are your college colors?"
"Well." answered Farmer Corntos-
eel. "Josh has figured so strong in
hazing an' football, I should say they
must be black and blue." Washington
Star.
It's simDly Impossible to love thy
neighbor as thyself If he is an ama
teur cornet player.
Even a college education can't de
prive some young men of their good
teas.
MM Pi al
The Kind You Jlavo Always liought lias borne tho N!,infv
ture of Chits. II. Fletcher, and has been laado uluW his
personal supervision for over &( years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-az-jrood" aro but Experiments, and eiulangc? th
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTOR I A
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its ajre is its guarantee. It destroys "Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhtea and AVind
Colic. It relieves Teething1 Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Ha?e Always Bought
Bears the
In Use For
tm r ecNTaun vjmpanv. tt
Time.
"It's sort o' curious," said Uncle Jerry
Peebles ; "but when a man is workin' for
another man he's always wantin' to go
and see the ball game. When he's work
In' on his own time he get stingy with
it and can't spare it." Chicago Tribune.
An Expert Opinion.
"Maria, is there a single good thing
about these great wide hats the women
are wearing?"
"Yes, John, there is ; when two won
en meet they can't kiss each other now."
Built early in the eleventh century,
there are great cracks appearing in the
north and south transepts of the cathe
dral of Sombw'l Miictpr. England.
Mothen will find Mr. Winalow'i Boo thin i;
lyrup the best remedy to use tot their chUdre J
luring tbe teeuuag period.
Sot by That ffnm.
Shoe Salesman (to tall, bony cuatom-
er) I'm afraid these shoes will pinch
you a trifle, madam. I suggeat that you
try what we call our h'm our contracted
No. C.
Customer No, sir ; I won't wear a C.
Ilave you an expanded No. 5?
Don't bother Him.
Summer Boarder I thought you
said mosquitoes never bother you out
here?
Jason Stubblefleld They don't,
pardner. They alius leave me alone
to feed on yew tender-skinned city
fellers. Kansas City Times.
Eurekal
City Man You broke an old hen from
wanting to set? How?
Suburbanite I set her in one of my
wife's spring hats.
Sore throat is no trifling ailment.
t will sometimes carry infection to
the entire system through the food
that is eaten. Hamlins Wizard Oil is
a sure, quick cure.
By Precept Only.
"You uphold and defend the split in
finitive, do you, doctor V"
"Most emphatically, sir."
"Then why in thunder do you never
use it yourself?"
You Can Get Allen's Toot-Case f RCC.
Write Allen 8. Olmsted Le Boy, X. Y., for a
too sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures
iwoating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
iovr or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
lorns, lngiowlng nails and bunions. All drug
tinli sell It. !i5t. Don't accent any substitute
Cynical.
"The law, you know, presumes that
very man is innocent unless he has been
proved to be guilty."
"Yes; I sometimes think the law
lusu't any more sense than the average
lury."
It's Fruity Flavor.
"Old boy, that oration of yours was a
peach."
"It wasn't so bad. I had er pnmec
it down till it was just about the right
sire."
Not Ilia Beat Hole.
Algy If there is anything I detest, it
Is this so-called "joy riding."
Mit-s Tartun I don't doubt it. I saw
you ou horseback the other day, and yo:i
dldu't look the least bit like a joy rider.
WK. KANSAS
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