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4 The Hcppncr Gazette F.!.tbliBhi Mrch SO. lSst ISSUED THURSDAY MORNING, Fred Waraock Bartered fit the Poisto.'lve t Heppner Oregon, a itcomt-elnss mutter. 0 v One aidnai (31m. Thursday Oct. 29. 190S YEARNING. 1 ccn love wecth Mas McCue. Ah. 80 swoet.l 'Mi-t'i.i:il Evrn day I see Ikt. too, rass by does peaiuitlu si:in". nco ce ml me smirtn man: "Eef a girl ees smile at you, TVavin' dees.t way her han', Dat'sa mean she love you true." Oh. my leetla lady dear, . ' Lasta time you passa here 1 An you smile upon me so, I Ket ces mak' me feel so queer! Why ee dat, I likn know? 1 eeu love weetti Mas McCue. ' Ah. so- sweeta 'Merican! I ''au!d know w'at I should do Eef she was Eetallan. But ees hard to ondrasUn' Eef she really love me true UTen she smile an' wave her han' lika lasta night she do. Oh, ray leetla lady dear, Jiexta time you passa here "Would you mak' me glad an' proudT Kon'ta wave your han' so queer, rieass. don'ta smile so loud. T. A. Duly In Catholic Standard, and Times. Her Only Thought. If F;tir Tourist Oh. George, tlio branch is breaking, and you have the return tickets in your pocket! Hurry up and gvve me them before you go! Why He Wept. During a fashionable wedding cere mony ii of the old family servants vrs observed to be weeping as though his Leart would break. "Well, well.'" exclaimed a bystander. "It is so picturesque to see old serv ants creeping at a grand wedding. 1 suppose you are weeping because you Jiat? to see the bride leave the old m:m- Kl'JfS?' Th& old servant brushed his eyes iritb his slrvvo. ""Tar.i't that, sir,' he sobbed, "b-but the blooming duke that's won her borrowed ." cents from we to get some clan collars, and when J asko-a for it nil I .?t w::.-; a hoA vr,. 'V'v.gli to make anybody cry." !L'fcRsr !vs. Original. When I was left n widow I took the only means of making n living offered me and went to I'sia to introduce a typewriting machine, intending also to Ao copying. I hired a small room lu St. Petersburg and advertised. One morning a young woman enrne to my office and room and asked for em ployment, saying that she was a type writer. She was about twenty-three years old. comely, but shabbily dress ed. She seemed eager for work and offered In lieu of wages to take a com mission on what work she would bring In herself. If there was not much In this for me to gain there was certainly nothing to lose. I engaged her. The next morning she came to the office with manuscript sufficient to keep her busy for a week. She didn't ask what I intended to charge for tho copy, but sat down at the machine and went to work. I found at once that she knew very little about typewriting. As to this she had deceived me, and I had a mind to send her away, but I didn't wish to lose the Job she had brought In. and. as she said there was plenty of time in which to do It, I bore with her, showing her how to manage tho machine, which was new to her. While doing this I noticed the white- uess, roundness and delicacy of her hands. I complimented her on them and noticed afterward that she per sisted In getting them smeared with the ink of the ribbon and the dust and oil of the machine. From her hands I was led to notice her complexion, her figure and especially her foot, which was very dainty. Her ears, too, were small, a reliable token of breeding. Be- XVhen Her Righ1s Came. Copyright, 1908, by T. C. McClure. Abe Warner was a good-for-nothing whose meek little wife supported him. One day camo a woman's rights old maid, Miss Stranger. In three days she had organized a woman's club in Graf ton and made an address that aroused the patriotic hearts of the members. Within an hour most of them had thrown off the yoke of slavery and were prepared to take a hand In run ning the government. It eo happened that little Mrs. Waruer was doing some sewing at the house where the tlrst meeting was held, and It was In sisted that she join the club. She was scared half to death at the idea of hav ing any rights and asserting them, and after the meeting was over Miss Stran ger took her in hand to make her some thing more than a worm of the dust. She was talked to for an hour, and the effects were felt at home that same evening. Abe wanted 50 cents, and for the first time in her life the wife refused him. She did even more. She demanded to know why he didn't go to ! work. The husband loafed off downtown to play checkers, but he didn't play. His feelings had been hurt. There was rebellion In his own house. He had suffered loss of dignity. He couldn't get over these Jolts, and so he returned home to cuff his wife's ears and tell her how ungrateful she was not to ap preciate a husband like him. She took the cuffs, but not as meekly as formerly. In fact, there was a danger signal In her eye that set Abe to won dering what had come over her. She still refused him any money, and he thought it best not to cuff too hard. Ho heard through some of his cronies that his wife had Joined the woman's rights club, aud it made him laugh. He went home and guyed her about It, but she had nothing to say. She slm- Are l'ou Only Half AllveY IVple with kidney trouble are to wxk and exhausted that they are only half alive. Foley's Kidney Remedy makes healthy kidneys, restores lost vitality, and weak, delicate jeople aie restored to health. Refuse any but Foley's. Slocum Drug Co. Knlg-liis of I'rthias. Doric Lodge No. 20. K. of P -Meets every Tuesday evening, Visiting member invited. VAWTEB CRAWFORD, ;. c. GARFIELD CB1WFOBD, K. of K. fe S. W, O.J w. fleppner Camp No. 60,' meU 8nd and 4th Fridays of eaoh month. Visiting members cor dially invitid. L. W.BRIGGS. C.C, J. L. YKiOER, Clerk. Notice of Filial Account. In the matter of the Estate of Henry Heppner. Deceased. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned as executors of the estate of Henry Heppner, deceased, have filed their final account in th County Court ef Morrow County, State of Ore. Kon, and that Monday, tin 7th day of December A. D. 19(e, at the hour of 10 o'clock in the fore noon ol said day, and the County Court room in the Coonty Court house at Heppner, Morrow County, Oregon, has been appointed by said Court as the time and place for the hearing of objections thereto and the settlement thereof. HENRY BLACKMAN. PH1LLCOHN. Co-executors of the last Will and Testament of ilenry Heppner, deceased. Sara E. Van V actor. Attorney for the Estate Dated aud flrat published October '.nth, A. D., 1908. Oct2fl-Nov2 sides ihese fifnrn rliprA tvne n pa. ' I . , , , 1 i , ....... n .. ,1 IWnim.t nf mnnnor nhrmt W fhnf ,11.1 , l"v ,WJKl?l1 iu 111111 111 " '1 ul'" uuu not accord with her cheap clothing. I Gritty's Ambition. ""Per is one time," yawned Gritty George cs be helped himself to straw berry shortcake, "when Id really like to be president." "Ah, what a noble ambition!" ro-j-oaded the housewife. "And when is tlit V VTiy, vI;ea bo take h! mTiKil" Dot;- it Tiibune. .0:1, The Truth A!::ut It. "Ftfrnioii told me tb ... other .day that Iriiai.y is awfully dose." Tts, Grbnley toM me that Stimson trt.-d to borrow a couple of hundred .from 2Lim the oilier day, and he could -in Jet him have it because Stimsou's trotfr?r held him up the day before and took all tho ready cash he could -ooauaaad." Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Usu-1 Travel Ttlk. Tvrigg;.;.; is g ing abroad." "la he'."' pa: 1 the man of languid lu twest. should have something to tell "vLea he returns." '"i'friiaps. Hut the chances are he win 3j what everybody else does r.yrvly praise the scenery and abuse tb fc..'s. "-FPU-burg Post. Rights Respected. Ten will admit tb rt even a man w!x' .-:! gr es with you is entitled to lu ciluions." "Of tourse he's entitled to them," an swemt Kiritm P.-m-Wt. "Tint's why I iiuist on ....i ula opinions to lilself instead, of -.av!o.-.!y scatter iir, tbein around." Washington Star. -f no.- A Frc'ltrjl. Z-'sIncss. iear li.-s t,i;:-i neks made ( '.: iu letters'-" ibe tli.i." -t'Iiy, I i:ever hnrd before slie was i V.Cr.x'i of a literary pi-rsonage." 1.- .- .he. Th'-y were the let- -litltlmore American. Dittre&sing. Ah. yes," related the foreign noble- nran as he rul.'beil his hands. "When e beautiful girl found that her father kad selected me as her fiAure husband Jj was a picture." "What, a picture of distress?" asked t-'i scn&iblo American girl. Chicago Men. told her she looked too aristocratic for her dress, and I was much puzzled at the way she received the comment. In stead of being pleased she seemed dis tressed. Since she said there was more copy ready for her I worked evenings my self on the manuscript and at the end of the week it was finished. I made the charge 20 rubles, which she gave me before taking it away, and I hand ed her back ten of them. She seemed perfectly satisfied and the next morn ing was ready with more work. She said she wished to work nights and to be near the machine rented a oom in the same building as mine, n which she put a cot and a little cheap furniture. She cooked her meals in her room and after once being es tablished there never left the building except at night One morning while I was typewrit- ng I came upon a paper between the leaves of the manuscript. I handed it to the girl, and as I did so the blood loft her cheeks, and she gave a little frightened gasp. She went on with her work without a word, but present ly turned to me and said: "You expect an explanation about the note. There is none. The secret is mine, but I am going to ask you to refrain from any mention of me or it to any one. Will you?" "Certainly!" I said. On another occasion she said she had a headache and wont to her room. I She had not been gone five minutes be fore, wishing to ask her something about a manuscript I was copying, I followed her. I turned the knob, but found it locked. I rapped, and after some time she opened the door. She was white as a sheet I did not ask for an explanation, and she offered none. I used to talk with her about the tyranny of the Russian governmeut and contrast it with our liberty in America. She said that there was as much liberty in Russia as tho people were fitted for aud did not seem In terested in American freedom. But one evening when we were together a complete change came over her. "You have been very kind to me," she said, "and I am going to give you some advice. I know 1 can trust you. for you are an American. Besides, you have uo reason to betray me. Leave this country as quickly as pos sible. A terrible stnignle is about to bein which wili !a:;t for many year:?. You cannot succeed here in what you have attempted. All these manu scripts I have brought are mine or my friends', and I have paid for every one of them. My father, a noble. Is in Siberia, and my mother died of grief at his Imprisonment. I am one of the workers in the revolution about to be I Inaugur.'.tcd, ai:d t!ie police are search ing the city for me. Within a week i the czar wii! bless the waters of the j Neva. At that ceremony the signal for the coniirg strife will le given. Pack ! up your machines and ship them away j at once and follow yourself as soon as j possible. You must wait for a remit tance? I)on"t wait for anything. Here i.-i money to get you out of this country that will soon run with blood." Thrusting her hand Into her bosom, she drew out a roll of bills and gave them to me. I was too much appalled to even take them, but she put them In my hand and sped away. As soon as I could recover from my astonishment I did as she bad bidden me, but did not get "away before my employee's room wag forced by the police toxflnd the bird bad flown. Three days after my departure I read the news that at the ceremony of the blessing of the Neva a cannon loaded with shot had been fired Into the czar's palace. It was the signal ran of revolution. f""'.- ABIGAIL TREAT. ho wound up by saying: "If I hear any more about this non sense I'll make your ears ring for you. You've got all the rights coming to you, aud you want to stop right there." When he was ready to go down to his loafing place that evening his hum ble wife voluntarily offered him half a dollar and gave him a glad surprise. He hadn't been drunk for ten days, and now here was the wherewithal. Tho fact that she cfi'ered, the money forced him to deduce that she had got over her rebellious spirit aud wanted to placate him, and he went away pat ting himself on the back as the only husband in Grafton that know how to manage a wife. Jo make up for lost time he got drunker than usual and at midnight was brought Into the house and dumped on the floor. This was no unusual occurrence, but unusual things followed it. lie awoke about 0 o'clock the next forenoon to find himself tied hand and foot. lie started to inquire why in Texas his breakfast wasn't ready and why he hadn't been un dressed and put to-bed. but as bo open ed his mouth to do so he noticed that his hni.ible wife was sitting with her sewing not far away aud that she hail what looked like a hortev.hip across her knees. "Well, what does this mean?" he finally asked. "It means that a great change is about to take place." "Who tied me up this way?" "I did. It's the first move in the change." "You untie me and hustle me up some breakfast or I'll make things hot fo;- you! By thunder, but how dare you do such a thing!" "Abe." she said as she laid down her sewing and stood up with tho whip In her hand, "you have been a lazy, good for nothing man for years past. Are you going to work?" "Of course not. Why should I go to work?" "l'ou are not only a lazy, shiftless loafer, but you are a drunkard. You have no ambition, no sense of shame. Are you going to promise me never to get drunk again?" "No, I ain't. I guess I want a little fun once iu awhile as well as other folks. Seems to mo you are talking mighty strange all to once. Is this what you call wo:::au's rights?" "Yes. Abe; it is." "Then I'll lick it out of you in about five minutes!" "Not i:i a thousand years, Abe. On the contrary. I'm going to lick some thing out of you!" And then she began. She was n lit tle woman, but she had a strong arm, arid she was incited by the remem brance that for seventeen ceuturies her sex had been only wor;,is of the dust. She stood then? and laid lint whip on until Abe bellowed fo.- mercy. Th"n she stopped for five minutes' rest and began again. S-'he lashed him, and she laiiV.pod him. and she walloped him. and he blubbered li'o a boy. While she was giving hi:.i a dri :k five mem bers of the ibib came hi. T!:-v bad no words, but smiled e::co::r;'g-::.r:it. Abe rolled over and over anl cried and howled, but the !.is!l continued to fall. The women went away, and the hum-1 uie wile rest:xi, lan not lor long. AH that day the m.-in was left lied on tli floor, and at regular int .wals he .;.s basted, anl the performance did i;ot close until tin hour before sundov n. Then be ws released ami sent to bed. Before twmty-four hours had passed he had "stuick a Job." an 1 if yon c;:i! for him tiay you will find him sober, hardworking man. If the sub ject of woman's rights Is mentioned, he has no opinion to express. He sim ply shivers, as If cold, and the per spiration starts out on his brow. The little woman Isn't running the govern ment yet but she Is running Abe War- Notice For Publication. Department of the Interior, Land Office at The Dalles, Ort Ron. Oct. IU, 1'JOS, Notice is hereby given that Jane Rogers. o II irdman, Oregon, who, on June lWli, 1H07, m de Homestead Entry (Beiiul Ao. 01111) No. 15558, for SWH SWy Sec, 29, SE SE4 8ac. 80 E' J NEJ4 Section 81, Township 5 South, llange 25 East Willamette Meridian, has filed notice ol intention to nake Finul commutation pro f, to CBtablUh claim to the last! above described, be fore J. P. Williams, United States Commission er, a', bis cfllce a. Heppner. Oregon, on the 5tl: day of December, 1908 Claimant names aa witnesses: UeO:ge McDonald, John J. McDonald, Josaj h Walker, all of Hardman, Oregon, and Jolm Olden, of Heppner, Oregon. Ocf-'B-D.uS C. W. SIOOKE, Register. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Department of the Inteilor, United States Laud Oflioe, The Dulles, Oregon Oct. 22 vm , Notice is hereby given that Arthur P. I'arkcr of L'. xington, Oregon, who, on May ISth, l'Ji U made Homestead Eutry No. l'JftM, for Lot -1 SW;4 NWJi, and Wi-i HW'bt, Sacti.m 2, Township l s, Bange 28, E. VV. Meridian, 1ms filed notice of in. tention to make final five year proof, to estab lish claim to the laud above describ (1, before the Register & Jiec- iver, at The Dalles Land Office, on the 4th day of December, 11.108. Claim ml names as witneesCB: William Copenhaver, Joseph 10, Marshall both of Lexington, Oregon; Robert VV. Turner, of Ueppner, Oregon, and Oliu 8. IlodsJon, of Lexington, Oregoa. Oct2S Oec.i C. W. M0OKE, Reci.ft -r. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION Department cf tho Interio-, U. 8. Land Utlice at The Dalles. Oregon, Oct. 22, 19 8 Notice is hereby given that William L. Copen haver, cf Lexington, Oregon, who, on Aug XUt 1U02, made Homestead Entry No. 113x, for Lot 1, SEU NEJ-4 i E'i tiHH, Section 3, Townehip 1 S, Range 2'), E. W, Meridian, hus hied notice of Intention to make final five-year proof, to estab lish claim to the laud above described, belore the Kegister & Receiver, at The Dalles Land Office, on the 4th day of December, 1908. Claimant nun 8 as witnesses: Olin S Ho.l.i.lon, Jcseph E, Maishall, Arthur P. Parker, all of Lexinion, Oregon, aud Rob irt W. Turner, of Heppner, Oregou. Oct2-Dec3 C W. MOORE, Kegister. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Department of the Interior, United States Land Orlice, The Dalles. Oregon. Oct. i, 1908. Notice is hereby g ven that Joseph E. filar, shall, of Lexington, Oregon, who, on Sept. 21th 1902 made HomeiteaU Entry, No, 114:, for Wtf NWfc. NWK SW4. and Lot 3, Section 3, Town fhip 1 S, Range ?U, E. W. Meridian, has hied uotice of intention to make final five-year proof to estab.Uh claim to the iuud above described, before the Register and Receiver, at The DalLs i aud Office, on the 4th day of December, 1'j08. Cluiina'.t names as witnesses: William L. Copenhaver, Olij S. Ilodsdon, irthur V. Parker, all of Lexington, Oregon, aud Robert W. Turner, of Heppner, Oregon. Oct29-Dec3 C. W. MOORE. Register. Home iWitiS. A milk strainer that gets clogged is easily cleaned by rubbing coarse salt through the w ires. Hot water assists In paring small po tatoes or peaches. Tour water over them, let stand for a few minutes, and the skins can be rubbed off. Fuller's earth Is effective la remov ing spots from cloth and carpets. Mois ten the earth to a soft paste and r-pread n thin layer over the soiled places. Mix the earth with a little turpentine If the fpot is grease. Allow the pa.sle to re main for two days and then brush oiT. Th3 Cookbook. 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COLONIST TICKETS will bo on eale during SEPTEMBER AND OCTOBER from the East to all points iu Oregon. The fares from a few principal cities are From Denver Sno.OO From Louisvilli Omalia... ..,!0.00 Kansas City :J0.O0 St. Louis .'.""). 'A) Chicago .M8.00 Cincinnati Cleveland New York 811.70 4l10 41 1.'. 0,3.00 Tickets Can lie Prepaid If you want to brin a friend or relative to Oregon, de osit the proper amount with any of our agents. The ticket will then bo furnished by telegraph. J. n. HUDDLESTON, Local Agent, W.M. McMURRY, Gn. Agent, Heppner, Oregon. Portland. Oregon. The buyer who- seeks experi ence may seek it anywhere; But the buyer who heeds ex perience buys the Remington. sT& iemm Typewriter Company gt TAKE THE GAZETTE AND PORT LAND JOURNAL. .