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The Hcppncr Gazette
F.!.tbliBhi Mrch SO. lSst
ISSUED THURSDAY MORNING,
Fred Waraock
Bartered fit the Poisto.'lve t Heppner Oregon, a
itcomt-elnss mutter.
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v One aidnai (31m.
Thursday Oct. 29. 190S
YEARNING.
1 ccn love wecth Mas McCue.
Ah. 80 swoet.l 'Mi-t'i.i:il
Evrn day I see Ikt. too,
rass by does peaiuitlu si:in".
nco ce ml me smirtn man:
"Eef a girl ees smile at you,
TVavin' dees.t way her han',
Dat'sa mean she love you true."
Oh. my leetla lady dear, .
' Lasta time you passa here 1
An you smile upon me so, I
Ket ces mak' me feel so queer!
Why ee dat, I likn know?
1 eeu love weetti Mas McCue. '
Ah. so- sweeta 'Merican!
I ''au!d know w'at I should do
Eef she was Eetallan.
But ees hard to ondrasUn'
Eef she really love me true
UTen she smile an' wave her han'
lika lasta night she do.
Oh, ray leetla lady dear,
Jiexta time you passa here
"Would you mak' me glad an' proudT
Kon'ta wave your han' so queer,
rieass. don'ta smile so loud.
T. A. Duly In Catholic Standard, and
Times.
Her Only Thought.
If
F;tir Tourist Oh. George, tlio branch
is breaking, and you have the return
tickets in your pocket! Hurry up and
gvve me them before you go!
Why He Wept.
During a fashionable wedding cere
mony ii of the old family servants
vrs observed to be weeping as though
his Leart would break.
"Well, well.'" exclaimed a bystander.
"It is so picturesque to see old serv
ants creeping at a grand wedding. 1
suppose you are weeping because you
Jiat? to see the bride leave the old m:m-
Kl'JfS?'
Th& old servant brushed his eyes
iritb his slrvvo. ""Tar.i't that, sir,' he
sobbed, "b-but the blooming duke
that's won her borrowed ." cents from
we to get some clan collars, and when
J asko-a for it nil I .?t w::.-; a hoA
vr,. 'V'v.gli to make anybody cry."
!L'fcRsr !vs.
Original.
When I was left n widow I took the
only means of making n living offered
me and went to I'sia to introduce a
typewriting machine, intending also to
Ao copying. I hired a small room lu
St. Petersburg and advertised.
One morning a young woman enrne
to my office and room and asked for em
ployment, saying that she was a type
writer. She was about twenty-three
years old. comely, but shabbily dress
ed. She seemed eager for work and
offered In lieu of wages to take a com
mission on what work she would bring
In herself. If there was not much In
this for me to gain there was certainly
nothing to lose. I engaged her.
The next morning she came to the
office with manuscript sufficient to
keep her busy for a week. She didn't
ask what I intended to charge for tho
copy, but sat down at the machine and
went to work. I found at once that she
knew very little about typewriting.
As to this she had deceived me, and I
had a mind to send her away, but I
didn't wish to lose the Job she had
brought In. and. as she said there was
plenty of time in which to do It, I bore
with her, showing her how to manage
tho machine, which was new to her.
While doing this I noticed the white-
uess, roundness and delicacy of her
hands. I complimented her on them
and noticed afterward that she per
sisted In getting them smeared with
the ink of the ribbon and the dust and
oil of the machine. From her hands I
was led to notice her complexion, her
figure and especially her foot, which
was very dainty. Her ears, too, were
small, a reliable token of breeding. Be-
XVhen Her
Righ1s Came.
Copyright, 1908, by T. C. McClure.
Abe Warner was a good-for-nothing
whose meek little wife supported him.
One day camo a woman's rights old
maid, Miss Stranger. In three days she
had organized a woman's club in Graf
ton and made an address that aroused
the patriotic hearts of the members.
Within an hour most of them had
thrown off the yoke of slavery and
were prepared to take a hand In run
ning the government. It eo happened
that little Mrs. Waruer was doing
some sewing at the house where the
tlrst meeting was held, and It was In
sisted that she join the club. She was
scared half to death at the idea of hav
ing any rights and asserting them, and
after the meeting was over Miss Stran
ger took her in hand to make her some
thing more than a worm of the dust.
She was talked to for an hour, and the
effects were felt at home that same
evening. Abe wanted 50 cents, and
for the first time in her life the wife
refused him. She did even more. She
demanded to know why he didn't go to
! work.
The husband loafed off downtown
to play checkers, but he didn't play.
His feelings had been hurt. There was
rebellion In his own house. He had
suffered loss of dignity. He couldn't
get over these Jolts, and so he returned
home to cuff his wife's ears and tell
her how ungrateful she was not to ap
preciate a husband like him. She
took the cuffs, but not as meekly as
formerly. In fact, there was a danger
signal In her eye that set Abe to won
dering what had come over her. She
still refused him any money, and he
thought it best not to cuff too hard.
Ho heard through some of his cronies
that his wife had Joined the woman's
rights club, aud it made him laugh.
He went home and guyed her about It,
but she had nothing to say. She slm-
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Knlg-liis of I'rthias.
Doric Lodge No. 20. K. of P -Meets every
Tuesday evening, Visiting member invited.
VAWTEB CRAWFORD, ;. c.
GARFIELD CB1WFOBD, K. of K. fe S.
W, O.J w.
fleppner Camp No. 60,' meU 8nd and 4th
Fridays of eaoh month. Visiting members cor
dially invitid.
L. W.BRIGGS. C.C,
J. L. YKiOER, Clerk.
Notice of Filial Account.
In the matter of the Estate of Henry Heppner.
Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned
as executors of the estate of Henry Heppner,
deceased, have filed their final account in th
County Court ef Morrow County, State of Ore.
Kon, and that Monday, tin 7th day of December
A. D. 19(e, at the hour of 10 o'clock in the fore
noon ol said day, and the County Court room in
the Coonty Court house at Heppner, Morrow
County, Oregon, has been appointed by said
Court as the time and place for the hearing of
objections thereto and the settlement thereof.
HENRY BLACKMAN.
PH1LLCOHN.
Co-executors of the last Will and Testament
of ilenry Heppner, deceased.
Sara E. Van V actor. Attorney for the Estate
Dated aud flrat published October '.nth, A. D.,
1908. Oct2fl-Nov2
sides ihese fifnrn rliprA tvne n pa.
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IWnim.t nf mnnnor nhrmt W fhnf ,11.1 , l"v ,WJKl?l1 iu 111111 111 " '1 ul'" uuu
not accord with her cheap clothing. I
Gritty's Ambition.
""Per is one time," yawned Gritty
George cs be helped himself to straw
berry shortcake, "when Id really like
to be president."
"Ah, what a noble ambition!" ro-j-oaded
the housewife. "And when is
tlit V
VTiy, vI;ea bo take h!
mTiKil" Dot;- it Tiibune.
.0:1,
The Truth A!::ut It.
"Ftfrnioii told me tb ... other .day that
Iriiai.y is awfully dose."
Tts, Grbnley toM me that Stimson
trt.-d to borrow a couple of hundred
.from 2Lim the oilier day, and he could
-in Jet him have it because Stimsou's
trotfr?r held him up the day before
and took all tho ready cash he could
-ooauaaad." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Usu-1 Travel Ttlk.
Tvrigg;.;.; is g ing abroad."
"la he'."' pa: 1 the man of languid lu
twest. should have something to tell
"vLea he returns."
'"i'friiaps. Hut the chances are he
win 3j what everybody else does
r.yrvly praise the scenery and abuse
tb fc..'s. "-FPU-burg Post.
Rights Respected.
Ten will admit tb rt even a man
w!x' .-:! gr es with you is entitled to
lu ciluions."
"Of tourse he's entitled to them," an
swemt Kiritm P.-m-Wt. "Tint's why I
iiuist on ....i ula opinions to
lilself instead, of -.av!o.-.!y scatter
iir, tbein around." Washington Star.
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no.-
A Frc'ltrjl. Z-'sIncss.
iear li.-s t,i;:-i neks made
( '.: iu letters'-"
ibe tli.i."
-t'Iiy, I i:ever hnrd before slie was
i V.Cr.x'i of a literary pi-rsonage."
1.- .- .he. Th'-y were the let-
-litltlmore American.
Dittre&sing.
Ah. yes," related the foreign noble-
nran as he rul.'beil his hands. "When
e beautiful girl found that her father
kad selected me as her fiAure husband
Jj was a picture."
"What, a picture of distress?" asked
t-'i scn&iblo American girl. Chicago
Men.
told her she looked too aristocratic for
her dress, and I was much puzzled at
the way she received the comment. In
stead of being pleased she seemed dis
tressed.
Since she said there was more copy
ready for her I worked evenings my
self on the manuscript and at the end
of the week it was finished. I made
the charge 20 rubles, which she gave
me before taking it away, and I hand
ed her back ten of them. She seemed
perfectly satisfied and the next morn
ing was ready with more work.
She said she wished to work nights
and to be near the machine rented a
oom in the same building as mine,
n which she put a cot and a little
cheap furniture. She cooked her meals
in her room and after once being es
tablished there never left the building
except at night
One morning while I was typewrit-
ng I came upon a paper between the
leaves of the manuscript. I handed it
to the girl, and as I did so the blood
loft her cheeks, and she gave a little
frightened gasp. She went on with
her work without a word, but present
ly turned to me and said:
"You expect an explanation about
the note. There is none. The secret
is mine, but I am going to ask you to
refrain from any mention of me or it
to any one. Will you?"
"Certainly!" I said.
On another occasion she said she
had a headache and wont to her room. I
She had not been gone five minutes be
fore, wishing to ask her something
about a manuscript I was copying, I
followed her. I turned the knob, but
found it locked. I rapped, and after
some time she opened the door. She
was white as a sheet I did not ask
for an explanation, and she offered
none.
I used to talk with her about the
tyranny of the Russian governmeut
and contrast it with our liberty in
America. She said that there was as
much liberty in Russia as tho people
were fitted for aud did not seem In
terested in American freedom. But
one evening when we were together a
complete change came over her.
"You have been very kind to me,"
she said, "and I am going to give you
some advice. I know 1 can trust you.
for you are an American. Besides,
you have uo reason to betray me.
Leave this country as quickly as pos
sible. A terrible stnignle is about to
bein which wili !a:;t for many year:?.
You cannot succeed here in what you
have attempted. All these manu
scripts I have brought are mine or my
friends', and I have paid for every one
of them. My father, a noble. Is in
Siberia, and my mother died of grief
at his Imprisonment. I am one of the
workers in the revolution about to be
I Inaugur.'.tcd, ai:d t!ie police are search
ing the city for me. Within a week
i the czar wii! bless the waters of the
j Neva. At that ceremony the signal for
the coniirg strife will le given. Pack
! up your machines and ship them away
j at once and follow yourself as soon as
j possible. You must wait for a remit
tance? I)on"t wait for anything. Here
i.-i money to get you out of this country
that will soon run with blood."
Thrusting her hand Into her bosom,
she drew out a roll of bills and gave
them to me. I was too much appalled
to even take them, but she put them In
my hand and sped away. As soon as
I could recover from my astonishment
I did as she bad bidden me, but did
not get "away before my employee's
room wag forced by the police toxflnd
the bird bad flown.
Three days after my departure I
read the news that at the ceremony
of the blessing of the Neva a cannon
loaded with shot had been fired Into
the czar's palace. It was the signal
ran of revolution.
f""'.- ABIGAIL TREAT.
ho wound up by saying:
"If I hear any more about this non
sense I'll make your ears ring for you.
You've got all the rights coming to
you, aud you want to stop right there."
When he was ready to go down to
his loafing place that evening his hum
ble wife voluntarily offered him half a
dollar and gave him a glad surprise.
He hadn't been drunk for ten days,
and now here was the wherewithal.
Tho fact that she cfi'ered, the money
forced him to deduce that she had got
over her rebellious spirit aud wanted
to placate him, and he went away pat
ting himself on the back as the only
husband in Grafton that know how to
manage a wife. Jo make up for lost
time he got drunker than usual and at
midnight was brought Into the house
and dumped on the floor. This was no
unusual occurrence, but unusual things
followed it. lie awoke about 0 o'clock
the next forenoon to find himself tied
hand and foot. lie started to inquire
why in Texas his breakfast wasn't
ready and why he hadn't been un
dressed and put to-bed. but as bo open
ed his mouth to do so he noticed that
his hni.ible wife was sitting with her
sewing not far away aud that she hail
what looked like a hortev.hip across
her knees.
"Well, what does this mean?" he
finally asked.
"It means that a great change is
about to take place."
"Who tied me up this way?"
"I did. It's the first move in the
change."
"You untie me and hustle me up
some breakfast or I'll make things hot
fo;- you! By thunder, but how dare
you do such a thing!"
"Abe." she said as she laid down her
sewing and stood up with tho whip In
her hand, "you have been a lazy, good
for nothing man for years past. Are
you going to work?"
"Of course not. Why should I go to
work?"
"l'ou are not only a lazy, shiftless
loafer, but you are a drunkard. You
have no ambition, no sense of shame.
Are you going to promise me never to
get drunk again?"
"No, I ain't. I guess I want a little
fun once iu awhile as well as other
folks. Seems to mo you are talking
mighty strange all to once. Is this
what you call wo:::au's rights?"
"Yes. Abe; it is."
"Then I'll lick it out of you in about
five minutes!"
"Not i:i a thousand years, Abe. On
the contrary. I'm going to lick some
thing out of you!"
And then she began. She was n lit
tle woman, but she had a strong arm,
arid she was incited by the remem
brance that for seventeen ceuturies her
sex had been only wor;,is of the dust.
She stood then? and laid lint whip on
until Abe bellowed fo.- mercy. Th"n
she stopped for five minutes' rest and
began again. S-'he lashed him, and she
laiiV.pod him. and she walloped him.
and he blubbered li'o a boy. While
she was giving hi:.i a dri :k five mem
bers of the ibib came hi. T!:-v bad no
words, but smiled e::co::r;'g-::.r:it. Abe
rolled over and over anl cried and
howled, but the !.is!l continued to fall.
The women went away, and the hum-1
uie wile rest:xi, lan not lor long. AH
that day the m.-in was left lied on tli
floor, and at regular int .wals he .;.s
basted, anl the performance did i;ot
close until tin hour before sundov n.
Then be ws released ami sent to bed.
Before twmty-four hours had passed
he had "stuick a Job." an 1 if yon c;:i!
for him tiay you will find him
sober, hardworking man. If the sub
ject of woman's rights Is mentioned,
he has no opinion to express. He sim
ply shivers, as If cold, and the per
spiration starts out on his brow. The
little woman Isn't running the govern
ment yet but she Is running Abe War-
Notice For Publication.
Department of the Interior,
Land Office at The Dalles, Ort Ron.
Oct. IU, 1'JOS,
Notice is hereby given that Jane Rogers. o
II irdman, Oregon, who, on June lWli, 1H07,
m de Homestead Entry (Beiiul Ao. 01111) No.
15558, for SWH SWy Sec, 29, SE SE4 8ac. 80
E' J NEJ4 Section 81, Township 5 South, llange
25 East Willamette Meridian, has filed notice ol
intention to nake Finul commutation pro f, to
CBtablUh claim to the last! above described, be
fore J. P. Williams, United States Commission
er, a', bis cfllce a. Heppner. Oregon, on the 5tl:
day of December, 1908
Claimant names aa witnesses:
UeO:ge McDonald, John J. McDonald, Josaj h
Walker, all of Hardman, Oregon, and Jolm
Olden, of Heppner, Oregon. Ocf-'B-D.uS
C. W. SIOOKE, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Inteilor,
United States Laud Oflioe, The Dulles, Oregon
Oct. 22 vm ,
Notice is hereby given that Arthur P. I'arkcr
of L'. xington, Oregon, who, on May ISth, l'Ji U
made Homestead Eutry No. l'JftM, for Lot -1 SW;4
NWJi, and Wi-i HW'bt, Sacti.m 2, Township l s,
Bange 28, E. VV. Meridian, 1ms filed notice of in.
tention to make final five year proof, to estab
lish claim to the laud above describ (1, before
the Register & Jiec- iver, at The Dalles Land
Office, on the 4th day of December, 11.108.
Claim ml names as witneesCB:
William Copenhaver, Joseph 10, Marshall
both of Lexington, Oregon; Robert VV. Turner,
of Ueppner, Oregon, and Oliu 8. IlodsJon, of
Lexington, Oregoa.
Oct2S Oec.i C. W. M0OKE, Reci.ft -r.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department cf tho Interio-,
U. 8. Land Utlice at The Dalles. Oregon,
Oct. 22, 19 8
Notice is hereby given that William L. Copen
haver, cf Lexington, Oregon, who, on Aug XUt
1U02, made Homestead Entry No. 113x, for Lot
1, SEU NEJ-4 i E'i tiHH, Section 3, Townehip 1
S, Range 2'), E. W, Meridian, hus hied notice of
Intention to make final five-year proof, to estab
lish claim to the laud above described, belore
the Kegister & Receiver, at The Dalles Land
Office, on the 4th day of December, 1908.
Claimant nun 8 as witnesses:
Olin S Ho.l.i.lon, Jcseph E, Maishall, Arthur
P. Parker, all of Lexinion, Oregon, aud Rob
irt W. Turner, of Heppner, Oregou.
Oct2-Dec3 C W. MOORE, Kegister.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior,
United States Land Orlice, The Dalles. Oregon.
Oct. i, 1908.
Notice is hereby g ven that Joseph E. filar,
shall, of Lexington, Oregon, who, on Sept. 21th
1902 made HomeiteaU Entry, No, 114:, for Wtf
NWfc. NWK SW4. and Lot 3, Section 3, Town
fhip 1 S, Range ?U, E. W. Meridian, has hied
uotice of intention to make final five-year proof
to estab.Uh claim to the iuud above described,
before the Register and Receiver, at The DalLs
i aud Office, on the 4th day of December, 1'j08.
Cluiina'.t names as witnesses:
William L. Copenhaver, Olij S. Ilodsdon,
irthur V. Parker, all of Lexington, Oregon, aud
Robert W. Turner, of Heppner, Oregon.
Oct29-Dec3 C. W. MOORE. Register.
Home iWitiS.
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easily cleaned by rubbing coarse salt
through the w ires.
Hot water assists In paring small po
tatoes or peaches. Tour water over
them, let stand for a few minutes, and
the skins can be rubbed off.
Fuller's earth Is effective la remov
ing spots from cloth and carpets. Mois
ten the earth to a soft paste and r-pread
n thin layer over the soiled places. Mix
the earth with a little turpentine If the
fpot is grease. Allow the pa.sle to re
main for two days and then brush oiT.
Th3 Cookbook.
A little sugar will destroy the salty
Uste of food caused by the too liberal
use of the sett shaker.
A spoonful of strong vinegar added
to the kettle of hot fat will prevent
doughnuts from soaking fat, it is said.
If canned pears have a flat taste, and
most penrs do, they will be improved
by adding stick cinnamon to them
while cooking.
Save all lemon rind, dry It In the
oven, grate and store In an air tight
tin. A little of this added to an ap-
ner find the house and dolig very well rde pie gives a delicious flavor.
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