Heppner gazette., November 07, 1907, Image 3

A Talented Writer
1J
fT MS Praises
pT I Peruna
iii Catarrh
i
Cl, iMTiTCirwff!
Always at It.
Mrs. Tonse My husband and I never
fllNputo before the children. We always
Rend them out when a quarrel seenia
Imminent.
Miss Sharp Aw, I've often wondered
why they're so much In the street!
BHOE SHINING MAGNATES.
iVo C'limire,
He Rave an interview and what he said
Was Iwmted in a manner most capri
cious; When be refused ot talk it merely led
To statements that his silence seemed
suspicious.
I Washington Star. ,
MRS. C. M. TINNEY
I (Mil'
Mrs. K. M. Tin i ey, story writer,
325 E. Noeva St., San Antonio, Tex.,
writes:
"During 1901 I suffered from
nasal catarrh, which various other
remedies failed to relieve.
"Six bottles of Peruna, which I
took, entirely cuiei me, the catarrh
dicappeiiring and never returning.
"1 theiefoie cheerfully recommend
Peruna to all cimtlarlv afllicted."
Splendid.
Half a century aj?o the crossing of the
Atlantic was an ordeal to appall the stout
est. To-day, babies in arms and invalids
need not fear it. There is a good dpal in
fashion, and if it is the fashion to hurry
It is also the fashion to hurry splendid-
ly. Observer.
Broke.
Mrs. A. When my husband starts
on his vacation lie always tells nie he
, Is coining back shortly.
Mrs. Z. And does he come back
shortly?
I Mrs. A. Xo, he generally comes
back short.
4 til
Mrs. Kllen ftagle, 414
Grren Pay, Wis., writes:
"I have often heard Pel una praieed
and it is more widely known here than
any other medicine, but I never knew
what a rplendid medicine it really was
until a few weeks ago when I caught a j
bad cold which settled all over me.
"The doctor wanted to pre-crihe, but
I told him I was going to try Peruna
and sent for a bottle and tried it.
"I felt much better the next morn
Ins and within five days I had not a
trace of any lameness or any cough.
"I consider it the finest cough remedy."
Peruna Tablets: Some people pre
fer to take tablets, rather than to take
medicine in a fluid form. Such people
can obtain Peruna tablets, which repre
sent the solid medicinal ingredients of
Peruna.
A Terrible Thonirht.
"I want to be loved for myself," ex
claimed the romantic heiress.
"My dear lady," rejoined Baron Fu
cash apprehensively, "is there nnv nos-
Btreet, i nihility of this being a case of mistaken
Identity?" Washington Star.
Tentative.
Nan Jack seems to be considerably
devoted to nie, don't you think?
Pan Yes; he seems to be considering
whether to be devoted to you or not.
Tupelo, a Southern wood, is now being
extensively utilized in the place of pine
and. cypress. It has been heretofore re
garded as of little value, but under the
pressure of increasing demand it is found
available for a great many purposes, but
where it comes in contact with the ground
It ir short-lived.
Contagion a Question of Prevention. .
Sinks, drain, catins? nnd cooling nt'n
eils, nick room linen nnd clothing fre
quently carry the dreaded disease germ
unnoiieed by the household.
Tli rough and hygienic cleansing is the
best pufo uard againt infection, and such
a safeguard is found in the universal house
hold necessity liorax.
This simple preventive carries in itself,
dislnf'i tingijualilies whb -li enter the fabric
or act upon tbo arli le to be cleansed in a
hvgienie niiinn r, eliminating every un
wiiolesonie properly, rendering it contagion
proof, while at the anie time Borax is of
ltsi-lf us harmless as salt.
Uniiko most disinfectants who depend
upon their strength of odor or harmful-to-the-svstem
qualities to arrest or prevent
coiit:igi n, Borax is Nat lire's remedy , being
easy to i btain and easy to applv, a s tuple
solution in hot water being all the appli
cation necessary and rcipii.ingt o pre-crip-tion,
il can I obtained irom any grocer or
druggist in conveiiien : , economic 1 house
hold pa' k ges.
In a d.tion to its disenfectin . qualities
Borax is especially a household necessity,
as it ca i be used fornol'tciiing water, cmhiis
ng ami whitening riot lie , clearing the
skin, whitening hands, makes an excellent
laii'irull' n inoei and can l used tin the
linest laces or most delicate fabrics without
iiijin y, w bile as an adjunct to the h:.th il
removes nil odor of perspiration and leave
the skin soft and velvety.
Frightful lUtiuiple.
"What a curious old crank Squire
Blood is! flu has named his youugesr
son (Jood Pood. Think of it (Jood Fooil
Blood"
"Vis; he says he wants the boy to be
tn object lesson showing the transcend
ent beauties of Knglish orthography.
The Xatnral Iteanlt.
"I saw Blinks this morning and he
looks nil gone to pieces."
"What's the matter with him?"
"lie's broke." Baltimore American.
About It.
"Pop, what is an Immunity bath?"
"A plunge, my son, to tell on the
nther fellow first." Baltimore American.
said
Xow Objection to That.
"Go and take your bath, dear,"
Ills mother, "like a little man."
"That's the way I want to do!" howl
d Johnny. "Little men never take a
Salh 'ceptin' they feel like it!"
Catarrh
Invites Consumption
It weakens the delicate lung tissues,
deranges the digestive organs, and
breaks down the general health.
It often causes headache and dizzi
ness, impairs the taste, smell and
hearing, and affects the voice.
Being a constitutional disease it re
quires a constitutional remedy.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Radically and permanently cures.
In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets
known as Sarsatabs. lOO dose $1.
The Face of Him.
"It won't be good for you if you cut
my face," remarked the man with the
sample case, as he took his seat in the
barber's chair.
"Why, what will you do?" asked the
barber.
"Nothing," rejoined the other; "hut
you'll have to get a new razor."
St. Vitus' Pane ana nil Nervous Disposes
permanently cured by Dr. Kline's tin-at ,
erw ltemnrcr. Need lor t lii-.h. '-tnai doui- ana I
tri'BtUe. Dr. It. u. tvli.v, IM. ji atcu at., runa.,ru,
I'll to Date.
"Well, well," remarked old Mr. Pas
Inngoii, "the young women of to-day
are not what they were in my time."
"No?" replied Miss Iluskie.
"No, indeed. Why. all you young
women nowadays are muscular ath
letes." That's so. In the proud lexicon of
feminine youth there is no such word
s 'frail.'" Philath Ip'.iia Press.
1 11.11 DISEASES
AND SYSTEM PlSOli
Catarrh, h not merely an inflammation of the tissues cf the head an3
throat, as the symptoms c f ringing1 noises in, the cars, irrr.ee us dropping- back
Into the throat, continual hawking and spitting, etc., woul l seem to indi
cate; it is a blood disease in which the entire circulation and the greater
part of the system are involved". Catarrh is due to the presence of an excess
of uric acid in the blood. The Liver, Kidnej'S and Bowel1 frequently be
come torpid and dull ia their action and instead cf carrying oli the refuse
nd waste of the body, leave it ta sour and form uric acid in the system.
This is taken tip by the blood and through its circulation distributed to all
parts of the system. These impurities in the blood irritate and inflame
the different membranes and tissues of the body, and the contracting
of a cold will start the secretions and other disrjustin;? and disagreeable
symptoms of Catarrh. As the blood goes to all part3 of the body the ca
tarrhal poison affects all parts of the system. The head has a tight, full
feeling, nose continually stopped lip, pains above the eyes, slight fever
comes and goes, the stomach ia upset and the entire system disordered and
. . . . . . affected by this disease. It is a waste of
years, mid no wan could hava time to try to cure Catarr.i wun sprajS,
"been, worse. I tried overythiaj washes, inhalations, etc. Tucli treatment
2c.?d te: ffuJU h OHan0;i docs not reach the blood, and can, therefore,
could se n little Improvement do nothing more than temporarily relieve
from tha first bottlo, ana alter .. v . , r
tsklnffltaehort whllovrasctired. the discomfort of the trouble. To cure
This won tlx years ago, an-1 X am Catarrh pennanentU' the blood must be
thoroughlypurihed and tlicsjT.tem cleansed
poisons, and at the same time
ICothmg equals
It attacks the
tis well today n a any man. 1 think
Catarrh in a Llood disease, and
know thero is nothlntr oa earth
fetter lur the blood than S. 8. S.
Nobody thinks more of S. 8. B.
than I do. II. XIAISON,
Xapeer, Mich.
Much Bluney Made from
Oecuput Ion.
Chieagoans of middle age easily re
inember the time when the bootblack
with his lox wus conspicuous on near
ly every city street. The counw of In
dustry has changed all that. The
ragged urchin Is gone, with the old
time newsboy, the horse car, and other
institutions of that day. Chicago lias
Us shoes polished more than ever, hut
the work is done In the "shoe-shitiing
parlor."
There are captains of Industry In
the shoe-shining business, us apparent
ly In every other business. There are
at least three, nnd they are Joseph
Paeell and Angelo Geocarls of Chlca
go and P. Smyrels of Grand Kapids,
Mich. Their rise and that of the 'shoe-
shining parlor" is described by Arthur
Sears Henning in the American Pusl
iiess Man for September. With Paced
and Geocaris we are most concerned.
l'acell, an Italian from near Hrln
dlsi, arrived In Chicago twenty-eight
years ago and began selling papers und
blacking boots at Adams und State
streets, lie saw the possibilities of
boot blacking among a well-to-do peo
ple, careless of Its small change, and
opened the flrst "parlor" at the board
of trade. He began with two chairs
and kept adding chairs until he had
lilteen. Soon he opened a second place
In tbe alley that used to open off Mon
roe street opposite the Inter Ocean.
He still has two establishments, one
of which is the largest in the city.
His Income is said to be $15,000 a yar,
and he Is reitorted to be worth $100,
000. Paeell's success almost Immediately
revolutionized the "shoe-shining" busi
ness, and the passing of the itinerant
bootblack began. Imitators establish
ed " arloiV by the score. Put prices
were kept up. Ten cents was the price
for -it ordinary "shine," and a special
jiollsh cost 15 cents, down to seven
years ago.
Athens, Greece, is possibly the dusti
est city in the world, and it is said to
have more bootblacks for Its size than
any other. Geocaris was born In a
village about liOO miles from Athens,
and began life as a bootblack at the
capital. The price of a "shine" in
Athens Is one-third of a cent a fact
that is of considerable importance to
Chicago.
Geocaris arrived in Chicago fourteen
years ago and began blacking boots at
Halsted and Madison streets. Within
a year he had opened a "parlor" in an
alley. The next year he opened two
more. In two years more he was
known as the "lioss of the West Side
Pootblacks." His price was always 5
cents a suei which looked large to
hiin as comp.nv i with one-third of a
cent. Therefore, for years the price
of a shine was JO cents down town and
5 cents on the West Side.
In LS07 Geocaris invaded the down
town district by opening' two 5-cent
"parlors" one at 75 Van Bureii street
and the other at Monroe and Clark
streets. He secured so much trade
that he had to open other places.
Gradually he forced his competitors to
come to 5 cents, l'acell held out for
three years and then came down.
Meanwhile Geocaris was becoming a
'shoe-shining' magnet. He opened
lare establishments in Milwaukee, De
troit, St. Louis, Omaha, and Kansas
City. Ten years aft.-r he landed tit
th Polk street depot with o cents in
his pocket he was the proprietor cf
twenty-live parlors and the employer ot
'2V men and hoys. 1 1 is net income
was said to be if '.,5, hjO.
Now he is a rich mail with many
1 uslnes interests. You may see him
drive up to his ollhvs in Chicago's
tiatiro.i building at Halsted itreet and
Pdne Is'and avenue In an automobile
any afterr.oon. There he dictates "fl
it rs for an hour or so and then drives
away again. He has i steamship
agency, and handles Insurance, real es
tate and brokerage. He Is probably
worth $150,000, and retains only the
general supervision of his various Interests.
The "shoe-sliliilng"' business of a Mg
city is quite an affair. In Chicago
there are more thau sixty "parlors"
within the loop, and outside of it more
than 400, to say nothing of the busi
ness of the barber shops. It Is esti
mated that Chieagoans spend more
than than $''00,000 a year in having
their shoes "sinned." Of this $100,(H0
represents the profits of the business,
which Includes many sides lines, such
as the sale of Insoles, laces and foot
powder, nud the cleaning of hats
"while you wait"
Geocaris had never been at school nn
hour hi his life until he became a pu
pil In a Chicago night school. P.ut he
organized his business, systematized
It. Introduced many small economies,
and expanded It lu a way that would
do credit to the most modern of our
native born captains of Industry.
Athens has taught the world many
things. To these must be added the
science of "shining'' shoes. Chicago
Inter Ocean.
What is Castoria.
ASTORIA is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Dropa and
Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor
other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays
Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles,
cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach
and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The children's Panacea The
Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Have .Always Bought, and which has been in use for over
30 years, has borne the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher, and has been made under
his personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-gopd" are but Experiments that trifle with
and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment.
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas. il. Fletcher
1
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1 1 1 1 1 1 I ii 1 1 1 1 1 1 il 1 1 1 : r m 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 1 ' i , " X-
llfcl
AVegetable Preparation for As
similating the Food arid Regit la
ting the 5 lomachs and Bowels of
Promotes Digestion.Cheerful-
ness andRest.Contams neither
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral.
Not Narcotic.
JEfafM of Old Br SAMUEL PITCHES
ui Snd
imunmat -tHQirkMkSaim
Clanitd Sufr .
harfrmn larm
A perfect Remedy for Constipa
tion., Sour Stomach. Diarrhoea,
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness and Loss OF SLEEP.
Facsimile Signature of
N"EW "YORK.
EH
tXACT C0PV OP WRAPPER.
Dr. F. Gerald Blattner, of Buffalo, N. Y., Bays: "Your Caatorla Is good
for children and I frequently prescribe it, always obtaining the desired
results."
Dr. Gustave A. Elsengraeber, of St Paul, Minn., says: "I have used
your Castoria repeatedly In my practice with good results, and can recom
mend it as an excellent, mild and harmless remedy for children."
Dr. E. J. Dennis, of St. Louis, Mo., says: "I have used and prescribed
your Castoria in my sanitarium and outside practice for a number of years
and find it to be an excellent remedy for children."
Dr. S. A. Buchanan, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: "I have used your Cas
toria In the case of my own baby and find it pleasant to take, and have
obtained excellent results from its use."
Dr. J. E. Simpson, of Chicago, 111., says: "I have used your Castoria la
cases of colic in children and have found it the best medicine of its kind
on the market."
Dr. R. E. Eskildson, of Omaha, Neb., says: "I find your Castoria to be a
standard family remedy. It Is the best thing for Infants and children I
have ever known and I recommend it."
Dr. L. K. Robinson, of Kansas City, Mo., Eays: "Your Castoria certainly
has merit. 13 not its age, its continued use by mothers through all these
years, and the many attempts to imitate it, sufficient recommendation?
What can a physician add? Leave it to the mothers." v
Dr. Edwin F. Pardee, of New York City, says: "For several years I have
recommended your Castoria and shall always continue to do bo, as it haa
invariably produced beneficial results."
Dr. N. B. Sizer, of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: "I object to what are called
patent medicines, where maker alone knows what ingredients are put ia
them, but I know the formula of your Castoria and advise its use."
GENUINE CASTORIA ALVAYG
Bears the
Bears the Signature of rrrf
? f S mmS
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
TM CIKTAUK COMMNT. TT MURRAY STRICT, NCW YORK C1TT.
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2Vo eoenlt' for Haute.
Mrs. Hokcy (looking at postmark)
My husband mailed this two (lavs nso,
and it has a spcoinl delivery stamp on it
How doi's it happen that it wasn't deliv
ered yesterday?
Messenger We have to be mighty keer-
ful with them special delivery letters. (
ma'am. They're pener'Iy important, and
it won't do to hurry 'em.
Impoiialble.
Miss Rinkles Everything costs so
much nowadays ! I suppose I'll have to
live plainer.
Miss Sharptung Why. dear, you
couldn't be any plainer, and live.
Bulk.
Convalescent Doctor, do you mean t9
. tell me that's my appendix?
Surgeon Yes, sir.
j Convalescent Great Scott! It look
j more like a comic supplement 1
hus-
Jraloiin of the Angel.
"She is balf fruutic siiue her
baud dh'il."
"Yes ; slip is sun1 lie went to hfiv?n
nnd she luis just rend t li n t tho majority
of angels are women." Houston, Tx.,
Tost.
Xiil Entirely.
The great flouring mill had flopped.
"What's the mailer?" inquired the re
porter, finding the proprietor alone in t'le
estahlishment.
"Strike."
"Are you absolutely idle?"
"Xo- not absolutely !" answered the
miller, grinding his teeth. Chicago Trib
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One piece is a portion
and a luscious dessert Preferred Stock Pcn:'lie,
from the Highlands of California. Tlusc
mountain peaches are universally conceded to
be the finest peaches in the world.
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Pcktd Wherever the Boit tre Grown
In order to secure extra superior quality and
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FURELY
of all poisons
strengthened and built np,
S. S. S. for this purpose,
disease at its head, goes down to the very
bottom of the trouble and makes a completej
and lasting cure. S. S. S. removes every
particle of the catarrhal poison from the
blood, mating thi3 vital stream pure, fresh
and healthy. Then the Inflamed mem
branes begin to heal, the head is loosened
and cleared, the hawkinsr and spitting cease,
every symptom disappears, the constitution is built tip and vigorous health.
restored. tS. . s. also tones up tue stomacii ana aigcsuou ana acis as uon i try to neat nnotiicr s game:
fine tonic to the entire system. If 3'ou are suffering vrith. Catarrh begin tho the mule rnn outklek you every Jump
rse of 8. S. rnd vrrite us a statement of your case and our physicians will n the road.
pend 3'ou literature about Catarrh, and pive 3-ou special medical aaviCf
Srithout charge. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class dni stores.
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Vote or Settle.
Austria has passed n law by which
Its citizens not only receive n vote,
lut are compelled under penalty to
use it About 40,hh) are to be called
up nnd fined for neglecting their duty.
This Is a revival of the exquisite sim
plicity of the Athenian legislators,
who literally roped In the citizens
with n reddened rope. The man who
had a red mark was fined.
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