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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 29, 1891)
THE PHYSICIAN AS A DESPOT. We Know the Doctor In Fallible, Tet W. Trait Ulin Implicitly. Without any pretense of faith in any doctor who is not regular, and without prejudice to a sincere intention of call ing in a thoroughly instructed and ex pert practitioner whenever occasion de mands, it is still permissible to smile amiably nt the professional jealous' oi quacks. The successful physician, with exceptions which happily are much more numerous than they were, is the most intolerant despot on earth. And we en conrago him to be so. Wo are vaguely uwnro of tlio limita tions of his knowledge: we know that lie has to guess first what is the matter with us, und next what will do us good, and that though there are facts his ac quaintance with which helps) him to guess right, many theories that regulate his professional action are still hypothet ical, and may or may not bo correct We know that he has discovered that many of the methods his father used were unwise and deleterious, and that the doses his grandfather gave often hastened the result they wero intended to prevent und hindered what they were desigued to induce. Wo know not only that lie is a man, and therefore fallible, but that his pro fessional science, like his father's and grandfather's, is progressive, and is sti'l very far from being exact. Nevertbe less when anything ails us, in spite of all wo know of his limitations, wo fly to him as though ho wero all wise, and do as nearly what ho tells us ns'our flesh and our pockets permit. For wo believe that, erring and inadequate as he is, he knows more than wo do, and that his knowledge is, on the whole, tho best that is at our command. The childlike trust in our physicians is a phenomenon which is creditable to us aud to our doctors, and from which wo both get benefit. Undoubtedly our ph.w.cians do us good, and indeed they ought to, even if they knew less and guessed less fortunately than they do, else wero faith a much less potent virtue than it is declared to be. But it is one thing for us to flock of our own accord to tho doctor!, and quite another tiling for those professional gentlemen to hold that we shall come to them and to none else, and that wo may neither bo legitimately bom, nor die legally, except with the concur rence of tho learned faculty. Scribbler's. Pust lines of City Itojs. A singular game has for its founda tion an ash barrel. Across the top of this is placed a board two or three inches in width, which projects about tho same distance over- tho rims of the barrel. On one of these projecting ends a ball is bal anced; the batsman then takes his bat and with all his strength strikes tho other end of the board. The ball flies up and away in a before unknown direc tion, and the batsman, should he not bo caught out, attempts to run to a baso and return before tho ball can bo fielded "home." Look above you at the telegraph wires. Sooner or later they become the natural end of every kite flown in this street, and tho tattered fragments with which the wires are adorned bear witness that kite flying is a popular pastime, oven if disastrous to the kites. In this sport country boys may fairly claim superior ity. Comparatively few city boys know how to fly a kite; they never seem able to manage tho tail. Kites in the city can only bo successfully flown from the housetops. Marbles we see of every kind, "mig gles" and "alleys," "taws" and "agates." Generally tho games aro played in a ring drawn with chalk on tho sidewalk, for holes are not made or found hero so easily as they aro in a country play ground. Frank M. Chapman in St Nicholas. Trilling Things ill Court. Very trifling things sometimes go very far in tho courts. The supreme court of Uio United States has ended a costly and loug controversy by ruling upon the question, "la the tomato a fruit or a vegetable?" About $30,000 has been ex pended in the celebrated "Jones couuty calf case." in Iowa, in which tho owner ship of a calf valued at fifteen dollars is involved. A Medina county (O.) farmer a few years ago refused to pay taxes on four moolleys on the ground that tho law provided for the taxation of "all horned cattle of whatsoever kind," whereas the four cows had no horns. This case was ended in the circuit court after tho costs had eaten up tho value of tho defendant's farm. A suit for taxes in which tho Standard Oil company is involved to the extent of several hun dred thousand dollars in Pennsylvania and Ohio hangs upon tho insertion of a comma in an Ohio statute. Chicago MaiL A MunlilneTliiU Mukmunil Cooks Sumac Ono of tho novelties at tho St. Pancras exhibition in London, England, was a sausago machine, driven by electrio mo tor. In conjunction with this machine it has been proposed to employ an electra heating attachment, whereby tho savory dish can be delivered cooked and smok ing hot to tho purchaser. It begins to look as if the shrewd individual who conceived tho idea of n universal pig utilizing machine, into which the animal could bo put at one end, to emerge at tho other as cured hams aud blacking brushes, waa no visionary, but only a prophet a little iu advance of his times. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Tho Mather Mutlicil. "I want somo uico littlo thing for my wife something that'll please her," eaid Masham. "Perharn you could suggest fcomethlng." "Yes," wild tho lalualmly. "I think a telegram saying a Iioumj lias fulltm on you ought to pluaso hor. Now York Humid. I'ulluru o Soma One, "Id marring a failurw" aakwl tho youth. Vm, to Alluo Ionmiby,M Hiiswere4 tho inui'l us ht gtuwd down nt tho ring which jluructi 1'Ju.lgoiy md iriveu her. JdW?le' Cuculmri On a Iinllna usrar I'Inntatloa. The marvelous proccsM-s by witich the wand of the planter king is transmuted into rich casks of snow white or golden sugar, by means of" steam boilers, strain ers, vacuum pans, mixers and centrifu gals, has been descrilied many limes over, and is a thing not to be dono by u novice without abusing and misus ing technical terms. The raw juice is a dark, dirty looking liquid, a hideous gray in color. As it undergoes all the scientific processes of tho most approved methods of sugar making, it runs a (Oiort chromatic scale in color, changing from gray to a green ish brown and then to shades of red-yellow, aud Anally emerging from tho cen trifugals like drifts of snow, white, fine and beautiful to look uiou. Tho refuse of all the strainings is a thick mass, like slimy, gray soft soap. It is thrown out in heaps behind the sugar houe, whence it is used ns a fertilizer, but as it lies there it takes on a most royal voIkj of mold, showing exquisite, brilliant salmon and rose and bronze green hues, something, I should fancy, that would run-a micro scopic mud with delight and curiosity. Catharine Coie in New Orleans Picayune. The M'llncplbcij'.H Colli I.iinrh. Another evil is the cold lunch which must bo taken by most of the children, for the hour's intermission at noon scarcely allows even tho.so residing near the school to go home, dine and return. Every housekeeper knows how diiicult it is to provide variety in cold lunches. Children often take the same things to school day after day, till they tiro of them. Food which has been done up in a tin Ixix, or wrapped in napkins, ifl not apt to look, or smell, or taste very nice. Tho child is not tempted, and its noon meal, which should be the principal one of tho day, is made a poor and light one. Perhaps it is eked out with pickles, sweets and cakes of doubtful couqiositioii, purchased at the catch penny store al ways to lie found near a school house. If during the winter months an inter mission of an hour and a half or even of two hours were given, as is done in many Swiss and German schools, most of the children could go home and take the hot, nourishing midday meal which many doctors consider necessary to health. E. M. Ilardinge in The Epoch. A .Jupnin'Mi Dinner 1'nrty. The etiquette of a Japanese dinner party is rather entertaining. As soon as the guests are seated on the mats, two, and sometimes three, small low tallies are brought to each. On the one immediately in front of, him the guest finds seven little covered bowls. On the second table will be five other bowls The third, a very small table, should hold three bowls. Take up the chopsticks with the right hand, remove the cover of the rice ImiwI with the same hand, transfer it to the left, and place it to the left of the table. Then remove the cover of the liean soup and place it on the rice cover. Next take up the rice Ixiwl with the right hand, pass it to I lie left, and eat two mouthfuls with the chopsticks, and then drink once from the soup Ixmi. And so on with the other dishes never omitting to eat some rice lietwcen each mouthful of meat, fish and vegetables, unless you forget which is your mouth and which is your right hand, or have become so giddy that you cannot tell your left hand from a chop.-tick or your rice howl from your third table. Chicago News. All ICiioriiioilt Appi-tite. Joel Parker, the Democratic ex-governor of New Jersey, who died recently, weighed !I00 pounds, and thero is little doubt that his death was hastened by his enormous appetite. He always gratified Ins tastes to the uttermost, and never stopped to inquire whether an articlp of food was good for him or not. He was the wonder of the waiters at every hotel and restaurant where he dined. He inva riably went twice through tho bill of fare, lie was the last to finish at a din ner, yet so admirable seemed his diges tion that after out eating all the other guests ho could make a capital speech, full of unctuous humor and sound com mon sense. He drank very little, water being his favorite beverage, and there fore his head was always Clear, even if his stomach was overloaded. Chicago News. Oversow erlnj; a Supri-HtitioiiH Wilder. A traveler obtained a satisfactory breakfast at a southern hotel in an inge nious manner. Iluwng called for dillVr ent items on the bill of fare with tho un failing result of hearing "all gone, sail," ho fixed a stern look iqon the colored waiter and exclaimed in deep tones: "Do you know where you will go when you die?" Tho waiter trembled, and did not reply, buthe turned away, and with dis patch brought out a binoking breakfast of chicken and other feature of a good meal. It seems that he had reserved these delicacies for himself, but had lieen touched by superstition to produce them for the traveler. Chicago Times. Kiln In Arnold Knighted. Queen Victoria has paid a well de served tribute to journalism in tho jer 6on of Edwin Arnold, who has just leen created knight commander of tho Order of tho Indian Empire. Sir Edwin has been for a period of almost twenty-live I years managing editor of Tho London 1 Daily Telegraph, and he has attained world wide fame as the author of tho great epic poem, "The Light of Asia," i which has gono through more than j twenty editimib iu thm country and iu England. Like many other prominent Englishmen he is married to a charming i American lad v. New York World. file Tninilt (ilorlii Mundl. All tho statues and jort raits of 31. Jules Grevy, lato president of tho republic, which were, according to custom, m tho private- rooms and olllcea of tho various administrative dcjturtuionts, arc fast be ing removed. In a few days efllgies and pre&cntmentH of M. I'amot will occupy tho placed vai-itW-d by Hum of tho lato chief of thi'tiit-. A wiilptor luw lti apjMjitited to iinsli 1 a tnut of l'rtwldent Carnot, from whn.Ii oilier will bo made. 1'urUj Cor. IJiutuii Nuwu. A man win noveriw hU pojIona is mrihturof (uj wojlii, Wti iniut ulthur ixuiunund Ilium or Iu imJuvitd to thoin. It U iMrftor to Ui tho hammer than li anvil, tffi JJuiuwui;, AH ANIMAL WITH A BIG NAME. The Ilrlloilrrnin llorrlilum Which li Helil CkiIiv liy Chlcuco Man. "Let me i nt idtico you to the Ilelio dernia horrid', n," said C. K. Giles, tho State street j" veler, pointing to a glass case which stands in n conspicuous o sition in his wholesale department. The object referred to by such a reso nant title was a little mass of black and gold beads stretched on one corner of the case on a heap of saw-dust. Pres ently the mass became movable, a leg stretched itself out at one end, and tho hello, etc.. stood revealed as ono of the largest lizards ever hatched. The animal is about sixteen inches in length and of genuine Falstalllan girth. The skin is covered with beautifully shaped scales, and, like Jacob's ewes, spotted and ring streaked. The shapo of the spots is wonderfully regular, bearing a strong resemblance to tho black and gold wall paper of a dado. The tail is long and thicker than that of most lizards. Round it run three or four rings of gold. The head is broad and Hat, with protuberances which conceal the tiny eyes when viewed from above. "You are not obliged to call him Heliodenna horriduin all the time," said Mr. Giles. "Some people call him Heliodenna suspeetuin and other the Gila monster. 1 call him Toininy. Hero, Tommy." Mr. Giles clutched the reptile affec tionately between his finger and thumb and sat him on the floor, lie moved as leisurely and dignitledly as if ho were at home on the sands of Arizona. His forked tongue flashed incessantly in and out. his eyes rolled and ho looked altogether as if he might be an uncomfortable customer to deal with were he to take a notion in that direc tion. For throo years ho lias lived in Chicago, and has succeeded in growing fat on two eggs per week for nine months out of the year, and a Lenten fast the remaining three. The eight hour day has no charm for Tommy. He only asks for three months' sleep, and then he is ready to enjoy himself for the rest of the year. When he is at homo ho is the subject of more hair raising tales than any beast of his dimensions, but Mr. Giles will not oven concede the fact that he possesses a drop of poison in his whole anatomy. "He is especially interesting," said his owner, "for he forms tho link be tween the lizards and the crocodile genus. Ho is- probably the only speci men in captivity besides a brother in the Smithsonian Institute, and his race is almost extinct." Chicago Globe. "I'erpend iciiliim." A Cambridge student onco told mo that tho parties which tho dons gave the undergraduates wero called "Per pendiculars" by the latter, because the young men never dared to sit down for fear of offending their high mightinesses the dons nor did they venture to speak unless spoken to. I have never visited Cambridge, but not long ago 1 was at a perpendicular in Now York and felt with terror that this was tho coining vogue. . If all we go to another's house for is to eat and drink, might not the would be host send his would bo guests orders on Dehnonico, and savo himself the trouble of turning his homo into a restaurant? If the desire to seo finery is what influences us, had we not bet ter go to the opening of ono of the court dressmakers anil milliners who are crowding to our shores? Hut if the object is an hour's pleasant intercourse with other human beings, then, in the name of common sense, let us talk to ono another. The conversation at teas and parties has never been noted for brilliancy, but anything is better than suspicious or simereilioiis silence. Hv it wo reflect - i on tho entertainer's judgment in the ' choice of friends, and never should wo 1 cast such u doubt on his selection of ' ourselves. Harper's Bazar. J'lice of I'll pre In Huston and New York. Tho proper way to buy writing paper is by the pound. It is always sold in that way In the east, and tho result Is a saving of something over fit) per cent to the purchaser, while tho dealer makes still a profit large enough for him to live and conduct his business iu the most substantial manner. "I3ond" pa pers and "Overland mail" papers aro cheaper purchased by tho pound than inferior paper by tho quire. Tho best quality of bond paper sold iu Boston is only ninety cents a pound, and a pound contains HG sheets, or over six quires of paper. Tho sumo paper is sold at fifty cents and more a quiro in Now Yorlc city. It seems impossible that this dif ferenco should exist, but it does, and it pays to send to Boston for letter paper and pay the expres-ago here, in spito of tho increase in tho rates of express. If people are not iu a hurry it is well to eend by freight. Now York Tribune. Sei'oiiilrd Her Motion, ' A number of ministers at Clarksvllle wero relating their experience the other j day. Ono of tliuin said that, while he : was preaching a sermon somo time ago. mi old ludy iu tho congregation arose, and exclaimed : "Merciful father. If I had one more feather In my whig of faith, I would liy oil to glory!" A worthy lirothor Immediately re plied: "Good Iord. fctlek it In und let lan go; fchu'u lail a triMiU liro." That (piUtwl tliu old lady. Atlanta Constitution, $ ltilirtl!Ml IVrijri "Your bauk lutir k earning down." "Tliunli your (runt ffeolTi uru drop ping out -N'tiw YurU itponli." SKimiL'S DANGKU ThtfHte ns every man. uovnnn or child llvlnc In a rt'k'lon of country where fever Hint ticue In vrev Hlent, Mnce the cerm of mnlarliil iIIpchm? arc III lialoil from thv nlr ami are swallowed from the water of such a Teuton Meillrlnal wifenuanl Is absolutely nreessiiry to nullify this dimmer. . a Meatus of fortlf yluif ami iiceilnmtlnc the sys tem on an to tie able to refill the malarial iKilmin, Hostetter'p Stomaeh Hitters t( liieomiMinililv the beM and the most popular trreKiiliirltles of the stomaeh, liver and UiweU cncouraKt mala ria; but these are speedily leotttied by the Hit ters. The (unctions of ilUcMinu and secretion are assisted by Its ue. and a lomus as well as resular condition of the sxstem promoted by It. Constitution and nhvsitme are thus defended -( aKiilnst the Inroadi of' malaria bv this matchless prcvcuinc, wiurn is also a certain aim iihuuuhu remedy In the worst cases of Intermittent and remittent fevers. The new Chilian tariff law, which re peals the customs law of Mny 5, provides tor the gradual substitution of paper currency by specie dollars for duties. Men would be vcrv wise If thev could only Li.... .... .......1. ... . ,..! 1.... u .1.1.. I- l...f n.tlll.l j luiiti ii? muni no UIUI a i.tiuiv ,iv.j v.'tin. it-uru litem. 1IK1H1KU AIIOl'T IIV A rUOSOKH TIVK TA1UH). I nm not nimtnc: to convince mental babies, ns indeed that would be fruitless without the nec essary cultured intellect that makes lopic appli cable, l-'orce, brilliancy and orlulnallly eeu are no w eiiisms to attack a slave w 1th. For many centuries the medical art was hedged about by a prescriptive taboo w hleh It, as jet, has not sur vived. The brand for murdering truth Is the penalty of imbecility stampeil uion the mental caliber of the average Individual lu relation to medicine anil medicine men. The sun of the nlnuteenth century has not yet dawned upon his Intellectual horlron. He, together with his Ideal medicine man, still hllierimtes In the good old days of the dark ages, w hen It was bad form to be Inquisitive. He still "believes" in bleeding, blistering, vnmitim:, purging and su eating lie loves copious iIiiscmii horse medicine, lie de light in assafii'lida and calomel aud carbolic mid. They art' considered IndlsiH-iiMible; no well-regulated family, with plgmv intellects aud abdominal development, considers Itself safe without those family lares. These 1 do not w ish to convert; they are the Itlp Van Winkles that will continue to slumber through this and prob ably through the next century. They play no role In the world's history. 1 hey live: thev die. No monument marks their forgotten sepuleher. Humanity wits not enriched by their entrance; It has lost nothing by their exit. They ate drift wood on the shores of time, aud lloatwlth the ebb and tide of opinions they have Inherited from their authroHimorphlc ancestry. No, It Is not to those 1 w ish to address tin self, but to the thinking ones, whom a thought dues not throw Into an epileptic paroxjsm; who love knowledge for Its itH u sake; who me willing to Investigate the truth or falsity of any proKisttlon. and, once convinced, will stand by It through all the grim aces of a chattering and delayed civilization. To these - not the chatterers, but the thlnkers 1 commend the Hlstogeitetle System for investi gation, anil will elucidate with pleasure any ijucstlou not sullliieutly clear in book, which will be sent free to any address. Dr. Jordan's oillce is at the residence of ex-Mayor Yesler, Third anil James streets, Seattle, Wash. Consultations and prescriptions absolute ly free. fiend for free liook explaining the Histo gunetic system. Ca in ion. The mitogenetic Medicines are sold in but one agency in each town. The label around the bottle bears the fol lowing inscription: "Dr. J. Eugene Jor dan, Ilistogenetic Medicine." Kveryotlier device is a fraud. One element of shrewdness Is to realize that the man you are dealing 1th may 11 shrewder than yourself. IT OKS WITHOUT SAYINOt That Allcock's Ponous Pi,asti;ks are ap proved by the leading medical men iu the country. That they arc the original and genuine porous plasters upon whose reputation imitators trade. That Am.cock's Ponors I'lastkks are the highest icsult of medical science and skill. That iu ingredients and method they have never been equaled. That A 1 i.coi'k's Pontics Pi.astkus have never yet failed to do their work quickly and eliic.tually. beware of imitations, aud do not be de ceived by misrepresentation. Ask for All cock's, and let no solicitation or explana tion induce you to accept a substitute A i.i.i ock's CoitN vnii ltrstoN SuKLiiH ef fect iptick and certain relief. If all the pcoplu In the world were expert mind readers, how oulck the dally thoughts of most jteople would be radically Improved. 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Catarrh Is a blood or constitutional disease, ami In order to cure it i you have to hike lutcrnnl remedies, Hall's ( a tarrh Cure Is taken internally, and acts directly on the bhsHl and mucous surfaces. Hall's I a tarrh Cure is no quack medicine. Itwasjrt scribed by one of the I est physicians in tins country for w-ars. and Ik regular prescription It Is !'iii.til of the b st tonics known, com blued witti the test blisl purifiers, acting d rectly mi the mucous surfaces. The perfect com bltiation of the two tntcredif tits Is w hat producer such wonderful reMilts In curing catarrh. Send for testimonials tree. K.J CHKNKY A CO., Proprietors, Toledo, O. Sild b druggists; price, T.i cents. The man who tells nil he hears after awhile doesn't hear iry much that is worth telling. Those complaining of Sore Throat or Hoarseness should Use "llroirn') Jlnmrhinl Troche.." The etl'ect is extruordiiuirv. inir- ticiilurly when used by singers anil speakers for clearing the voice." ilil only in tnuci. A Distinction.- Miss likost.ilt'-He tried tokl me! How dared he Miss Pusslov (sympathi't leiilly)- llou could he? Formerly tobacco chewers in Oregon pur-1 chased their tobacco by the plug without I considering its weight, hut emigrants from j the Knst, where Star tobacco is universally ' used, refused to take these short-weight ' plugs anil demanded Stur Plug, which is not only the best tobacco, but inch plug is a lull sixtecn-ounce pound, and now most chewers in Oregon use Star. Both tho method and lcsulta whor Syrup of Figg is taken; it 19 jilciumnf and refreshing to tho tasto, nnd acts cjcntly yot promptly on tho Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, ciennsr-s tlio sys tem efibctimlly, dispels cold?, head iches and lovers and cures habita' constipation permanently. For sale in 60c and 81' bottles by all druggists. CALIFORNIA FID SYRUP CO. SAN fHfifllCISCO, CAL. LOUISVILLE, KY NFW YORK, N. Y. SEEDS Of nil kinds nnd In any mmtl ty whole shIc unit rctnll nt bed rock prices. E. 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New ApkicOTS, I'kai litis, NltCTAKlNUS; AlTt.RS, ClIEKRIUS, BLACK uhkkius now ottering. We quote Apricots, fine 7,0, 10, I2& Peaches, choice - - O, 10, 12 Nectarines, extra 0,10,12' Applos, bright...; 7, 0, IOi Apjles, allien tlrint 10,12 rapes, 189a, i-ootl 3, 4 lialtlns, 1890, per lb C, 0, Prunes, 1S90, tooil 7, O, 0 01 ickuorrf-s, 1891, Tine - 12, 15 Cherries, pitted. 1891. 20,25 Figs, 1891, black Ola 4, & Other fruits In varif ty. The above are for fine quality: daik, old, or inferior tots we offer lower. Small discount to Hotels, Hoarding Houses, Dealers, and other larjje buyers. Canned goods are lower! see next paper. e offer a rjeneral variety of goods for family uto at cloie prices, and want n share of your trade, Ailc for 40-page catalogue free. Addreu SMITHS' OASH STORE, 410-41S Front Sti San ITrutaolsoo II A V EEED CURED T0 STAY CURED- nil I IU 1 Lli We want the name and ad drcssof every niftcrcr In the &A0T11M A U.S. and Canada. Address, HO I Ulllft P.n.reMHT,M.D.I!uffkK,T. Why? Dccauso They aro Odorless, ICverlastinn Anil " Hfst." iiiim lifil Mumpeil " Haiitman Works, UflAVEW FALLS, PA. FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA. lllitNtriili-il I'lmitntnti'. Mitinil I'm RED CROSS DIAMOND BRAND other Llfttl. Jltfui vb$titution and Imitations. lUconimended hy Physicians. iIS Ml II Mas no V Ij-ttie old proverb be h-uet cronsa nvi dirt Oealer Does Not Garry Then. PARRY CAfiTS AID ROAD WAGOIS, Bast and Cheapest In the WerU. Carts, SIS Up. Wins, SU Ip. rtiMot Huw4tM, MM I. ' AAastesf ami ritllni, IIauok liuiAjNihH, Mart' Cliurati. skiliuul aud Faru HalLi. Kimluuuii Hhuiv atxt Kil Wbihi. H liit1, nm