THE PHYSICIAN AS A DESPOT.
We Know the Doctor In Fallible, Tet W.
Trait Ulin Implicitly.
Without any pretense of faith in any
doctor who is not regular, and without
prejudice to a sincere intention of call
ing in a thoroughly instructed and ex
pert practitioner whenever occasion de
mands, it is still permissible to smile
amiably nt the professional jealous' oi
quacks. The successful physician, with
exceptions which happily are much more
numerous than they were, is the most
intolerant despot on earth. And we en
conrago him to be so.
Wo are vaguely uwnro of tlio limita
tions of his knowledge: we know that
lie has to guess first what is the matter
with us, und next what will do us good,
and that though there are facts his ac
quaintance with which helps) him to
guess right, many theories that regulate
his professional action are still hypothet
ical, and may or may not bo correct
We know that he has discovered that
many of the methods his father used
were unwise and deleterious, and that
the doses his grandfather gave often
hastened the result they wero intended
to prevent und hindered what they were
desigued to induce.
Wo know not only that lie is a man,
and therefore fallible, but that his pro
fessional science, like his father's and
grandfather's, is progressive, and is sti'l
very far from being exact. Nevertbe
less when anything ails us, in spite of
all wo know of his limitations, wo fly to
him as though ho wero all wise, and do
as nearly what ho tells us ns'our flesh
and our pockets permit. For wo believe
that, erring and inadequate as he is, he
knows more than wo do, and that his
knowledge is, on the whole, tho best that
is at our command.
The childlike trust in our physicians
is a phenomenon which is creditable to
us aud to our doctors, and from which
wo both get benefit. Undoubtedly our
ph.w.cians do us good, and indeed they
ought to, even if they knew less and
guessed less fortunately than they do,
else wero faith a much less potent virtue
than it is declared to be.
But it is one thing for us to flock of
our own accord to tho doctor!, and quite
another tiling for those professional
gentlemen to hold that we shall come
to them and to none else, and that
wo may neither bo legitimately bom,
nor die legally, except with the concur
rence of tho learned faculty. Scribbler's.
Pust lines of City Itojs.
A singular game has for its founda
tion an ash barrel. Across the top of
this is placed a board two or three inches
in width, which projects about tho same
distance over- tho rims of the barrel. On
one of these projecting ends a ball is bal
anced; the batsman then takes his bat
and with all his strength strikes tho
other end of the board. The ball flies
up and away in a before unknown direc
tion, and the batsman, should he not bo
caught out, attempts to run to a baso
and return before tho ball can bo fielded
"home."
Look above you at the telegraph wires.
Sooner or later they become the natural
end of every kite flown in this street,
and tho tattered fragments with which
the wires are adorned bear witness that
kite flying is a popular pastime, oven if
disastrous to the kites. In this sport
country boys may fairly claim superior
ity. Comparatively few city boys know
how to fly a kite; they never seem able
to manage tho tail. Kites in the city
can only bo successfully flown from the
housetops.
Marbles we see of every kind, "mig
gles" and "alleys," "taws" and "agates."
Generally tho games aro played in a
ring drawn with chalk on tho sidewalk,
for holes are not made or found hero so
easily as they aro in a country play
ground. Frank M. Chapman in St
Nicholas.
Trilling Things ill Court.
Very trifling things sometimes go very
far in tho courts. The supreme court of
Uio United States has ended a costly and
loug controversy by ruling upon the
question, "la the tomato a fruit or a
vegetable?" About $30,000 has been ex
pended in the celebrated "Jones couuty
calf case." in Iowa, in which tho owner
ship of a calf valued at fifteen dollars is
involved. A Medina county (O.) farmer
a few years ago refused to pay taxes on
four moolleys on the ground that tho
law provided for the taxation of "all
horned cattle of whatsoever kind,"
whereas the four cows had no horns.
This case was ended in the circuit court
after tho costs had eaten up tho value of
tho defendant's farm. A suit for taxes
in which tho Standard Oil company is
involved to the extent of several hun
dred thousand dollars in Pennsylvania
and Ohio hangs upon tho insertion of a
comma in an Ohio statute. Chicago
MaiL
A MunlilneTliiU Mukmunil Cooks Sumac
Ono of tho novelties at tho St. Pancras
exhibition in London, England, was a
sausago machine, driven by electrio mo
tor. In conjunction with this machine
it has been proposed to employ an electra
heating attachment, whereby tho savory
dish can be delivered cooked and smok
ing hot to tho purchaser. It begins to
look as if the shrewd individual who
conceived tho idea of n universal pig
utilizing machine, into which the animal
could bo put at one end, to emerge at tho
other as cured hams aud blacking brushes,
waa no visionary, but only a prophet a
little iu advance of his times. St. Louis
Globe-Democrat.
Tho Mather Mutlicil.
"I want somo uico littlo thing for my
wife something that'll please her," eaid
Masham. "Perharn you could suggest
fcomethlng."
"Yes," wild tho lalualmly. "I think a
telegram saying a Iioumj lias fulltm on
you ought to pluaso hor. Now York
Humid.
I'ulluru o Soma One,
"Id marring a failurw" aakwl tho
youth.
Vm, to Alluo Ionmiby,M Hiiswere4
tho inui'l us ht gtuwd down nt tho ring
which jluructi 1'Ju.lgoiy md iriveu her.
JdW?le' Cuculmri
On a Iinllna usrar I'Inntatloa.
The marvelous proccsM-s by witich the
wand of the planter king is transmuted
into rich casks of snow white or golden
sugar, by means of" steam boilers, strain
ers, vacuum pans, mixers and centrifu
gals, has been descrilied many limes
over, and is a thing not to be dono by
u novice without abusing and misus
ing technical terms.
The raw juice is a dark, dirty looking
liquid, a hideous gray in color. As it
undergoes all the scientific processes of
tho most approved methods of sugar
making, it runs a (Oiort chromatic scale
in color, changing from gray to a green
ish brown and then to shades of red-yellow,
aud Anally emerging from tho cen
trifugals like drifts of snow, white, fine
and beautiful to look uiou. Tho refuse
of all the strainings is a thick mass, like
slimy, gray soft soap. It is thrown out
in heaps behind the sugar houe, whence
it is used ns a fertilizer, but as it lies there
it takes on a most royal voIkj of mold,
showing exquisite, brilliant salmon and
rose and bronze green hues, something,
I should fancy, that would run-a micro
scopic mud with delight and curiosity.
Catharine Coie in New Orleans Picayune.
The M'llncplbcij'.H Colli I.iinrh.
Another evil is the cold lunch which
must bo taken by most of the children,
for the hour's intermission at noon
scarcely allows even tho.so residing near
the school to go home, dine and return.
Every housekeeper knows how diiicult it
is to provide variety in cold lunches.
Children often take the same things to
school day after day, till they tiro of
them. Food which has been done up in
a tin Ixix, or wrapped in napkins, ifl not
apt to look, or smell, or taste very nice.
Tho child is not tempted, and its noon
meal, which should be the principal one
of tho day, is made a poor and light one.
Perhaps it is eked out with pickles,
sweets and cakes of doubtful couqiositioii,
purchased at the catch penny store al
ways to lie found near a school house.
If during the winter months an inter
mission of an hour and a half or even of
two hours were given, as is done in many
Swiss and German schools, most of the
children could go home and take the hot,
nourishing midday meal which many
doctors consider necessary to health. E.
M. Ilardinge in The Epoch.
A .Jupnin'Mi Dinner 1'nrty.
The etiquette of a Japanese dinner
party is rather entertaining. As soon as
the guests are seated on the mats, two,
and sometimes three, small low tallies are
brought to each. On the one immediately
in front of, him the guest finds seven
little covered bowls. On the second table
will be five other bowls The third, a
very small table, should hold three bowls.
Take up the chopsticks with the right
hand, remove the cover of the rice ImiwI
with the same hand, transfer it to the
left, and place it to the left of the table.
Then remove the cover of the liean soup
and place it on the rice cover. Next
take up the rice Ixiwl with the right
hand, pass it to I lie left, and eat two
mouthfuls with the chopsticks, and then
drink once from the soup Ixmi. And so
on with the other dishes never omitting
to eat some rice lietwcen each mouthful
of meat, fish and vegetables, unless you
forget which is your mouth and which is
your right hand, or have become so giddy
that you cannot tell your left hand from
a chop.-tick or your rice howl from your
third table. Chicago News.
All ICiioriiioilt Appi-tite.
Joel Parker, the Democratic ex-governor
of New Jersey, who died recently,
weighed !I00 pounds, and thero is little
doubt that his death was hastened by his
enormous appetite. He always gratified
Ins tastes to the uttermost, and never
stopped to inquire whether an articlp of
food was good for him or not. He was
the wonder of the waiters at every hotel
and restaurant where he dined. He inva
riably went twice through tho bill of
fare, lie was the last to finish at a din
ner, yet so admirable seemed his diges
tion that after out eating all the other
guests ho could make a capital speech,
full of unctuous humor and sound com
mon sense. He drank very little, water
being his favorite beverage, and there
fore his head was always Clear, even if
his stomach was overloaded. Chicago
News.
Oversow erlnj; a Supri-HtitioiiH Wilder.
A traveler obtained a satisfactory
breakfast at a southern hotel in an inge
nious manner. Iluwng called for dillVr
ent items on the bill of fare with tho un
failing result of hearing "all gone, sail,"
ho fixed a stern look iqon the colored
waiter and exclaimed in deep tones: "Do
you know where you will go when you
die?" Tho waiter trembled, and did not
reply, buthe turned away, and with dis
patch brought out a binoking breakfast of
chicken and other feature of a good
meal. It seems that he had reserved
these delicacies for himself, but had lieen
touched by superstition to produce them
for the traveler. Chicago Times.
Kiln In Arnold Knighted.
Queen Victoria has paid a well de
served tribute to journalism in tho jer
6on of Edwin Arnold, who has just leen
created knight commander of tho Order
of tho Indian Empire. Sir Edwin has
been for a period of almost twenty-live I
years managing editor of Tho London 1
Daily Telegraph, and he has attained
world wide fame as the author of tho
great epic poem, "The Light of Asia," i
which has gono through more than j
twenty editimib iu thm country and iu
England. Like many other prominent
Englishmen he is married to a charming i
American lad v. New York World.
file Tninilt (ilorlii Mundl.
All tho statues and jort raits of 31. Jules
Grevy, lato president of tho republic,
which were, according to custom, m tho
private- rooms and olllcea of tho various
administrative dcjturtuionts, arc fast be
ing removed. In a few days efllgies and
pre&cntmentH of M. I'amot will occupy
tho placed vai-itW-d by Hum of tho lato
chief of thi'tiit-. A wiilptor luw lti
apjMjitited to iinsli 1 a tnut of l'rtwldent
Carnot, from whn.Ii oilier will bo made.
1'urUj Cor. IJiutuii Nuwu.
A man win noveriw hU pojIona is
mrihturof (uj wojlii, Wti iniut ulthur
ixuiunund Ilium or Iu imJuvitd to thoin.
It U iMrftor to Ui tho hammer than li
anvil, tffi JJuiuwui;,
AH ANIMAL WITH A BIG NAME.
The Ilrlloilrrnin llorrlilum Which li
Helil CkiIiv liy Chlcuco Man.
"Let me i nt idtico you to the Ilelio
dernia horrid', n," said C. K. Giles, tho
State street j" veler, pointing to a glass
case which stands in n conspicuous o
sition in his wholesale department.
The object referred to by such a reso
nant title was a little mass of black and
gold beads stretched on one corner of
the case on a heap of saw-dust. Pres
ently the mass became movable, a leg
stretched itself out at one end, and tho
hello, etc.. stood revealed as ono of the
largest lizards ever hatched.
The animal is about sixteen inches in
length and of genuine Falstalllan girth.
The skin is covered with beautifully
shaped scales, and, like Jacob's ewes,
spotted and ring streaked. The shapo
of the spots is wonderfully regular,
bearing a strong resemblance to tho
black and gold wall paper of a dado.
The tail is long and thicker than that
of most lizards. Round it run three or
four rings of gold. The head is broad
and Hat, with protuberances which
conceal the tiny eyes when viewed from
above.
"You are not obliged to call him
Heliodenna horriduin all the time," said
Mr. Giles. "Some people call him
Heliodenna suspeetuin and other the
Gila monster. 1 call him Toininy. Hero,
Tommy."
Mr. Giles clutched the reptile affec
tionately between his finger and thumb
and sat him on the floor, lie moved
as leisurely and dignitledly as if ho
were at home on the sands of Arizona.
His forked tongue flashed incessantly
in and out. his eyes rolled and ho
looked altogether as if he might be an
uncomfortable customer to deal with
were he to take a notion in that direc
tion. For throo years ho lias lived in
Chicago, and has succeeded in growing
fat on two eggs per week for nine
months out of the year, and a Lenten
fast the remaining three. The eight
hour day has no charm for Tommy.
He only asks for three months'
sleep, and then he is ready to enjoy
himself for the rest of the year. When
he is at homo ho is the subject of more
hair raising tales than any beast of his
dimensions, but Mr. Giles will not oven
concede the fact that he possesses a
drop of poison in his whole anatomy.
"He is especially interesting," said
his owner, "for he forms tho link be
tween the lizards and the crocodile
genus. Ho is- probably the only speci
men in captivity besides a brother in
the Smithsonian Institute, and his race
is almost extinct." Chicago Globe.
"I'erpend iciiliim."
A Cambridge student onco told mo
that tho parties which tho dons gave
the undergraduates wero called "Per
pendiculars" by the latter, because the
young men never dared to sit down for
fear of offending their high mightinesses
the dons nor did they venture to speak
unless spoken to. I have never visited
Cambridge, but not long ago 1 was at
a perpendicular in Now York and felt
with terror that this was tho coining
vogue. .
If all we go to another's house for
is to eat and drink, might not the
would be host send his would bo guests
orders on Dehnonico, and savo himself
the trouble of turning his homo into a
restaurant? If the desire to seo finery
is what influences us, had we not bet
ter go to the opening of ono of the
court dressmakers anil milliners who
are crowding to our shores? Hut if the
object is an hour's pleasant intercourse
with other human beings, then, in the
name of common sense, let us talk to
ono another.
The conversation at teas and parties
has never been noted for brilliancy,
but anything is better than suspicious
or simereilioiis silence. Hv it wo reflect
- i
on tho entertainer's judgment in the '
choice of friends, and never should wo 1
cast such u doubt on his selection of '
ourselves. Harper's Bazar.
J'lice of I'll pre In Huston and New York.
Tho proper way to buy writing paper
is by the pound. It is always sold in
that way In the east, and tho result Is a
saving of something over fit) per cent to
the purchaser, while tho dealer makes
still a profit large enough for him to
live and conduct his business iu the
most substantial manner. "I3ond" pa
pers and "Overland mail" papers aro
cheaper purchased by tho pound than
inferior paper by tho quire. Tho best
quality of bond paper sold iu Boston is
only ninety cents a pound, and a pound
contains HG sheets, or over six quires of
paper. Tho sumo paper is sold at fifty
cents and more a quiro in Now Yorlc
city. It seems impossible that this dif
ferenco should exist, but it does, and it
pays to send to Boston for letter paper
and pay the expres-ago here, in spito of
tho increase in tho rates of express. If
people are not iu a hurry it is well to
eend by freight. Now York Tribune.
Sei'oiiilrd Her Motion, '
A number of ministers at Clarksvllle
wero relating their experience the other j
day. Ono of tliuin said that, while he :
was preaching a sermon somo time ago.
mi old ludy iu tho congregation arose,
and exclaimed :
"Merciful father. If I had one more
feather In my whig of faith, I would liy
oil to glory!"
A worthy lirothor Immediately re
plied: "Good Iord. fctlek it In und let lan
go; fchu'u lail a triMiU liro."
That (piUtwl tliu old lady. Atlanta
Constitution, $
ltilirtl!Ml IVrijri
"Your bauk lutir k earning down."
"Tliunli your (runt ffeolTi uru drop
ping out -N'tiw YurU itponli."
SKimiL'S DANGKU
ThtfHte ns every man. uovnnn or child llvlnc In
a rt'k'lon of country where fever Hint ticue In vrev
Hlent, Mnce the cerm of mnlarliil iIIpchm? arc III
lialoil from thv nlr ami are swallowed from the
water of such a Teuton Meillrlnal wifenuanl Is
absolutely nreessiiry to nullify this dimmer. .
a Meatus of fortlf yluif ami iiceilnmtlnc the sys
tem on an to tie able to refill the malarial iKilmin,
Hostetter'p Stomaeh Hitters t( liieomiMinililv the
beM and the most popular trreKiiliirltles of the
stomaeh, liver and UiweU cncouraKt mala
ria; but these are speedily leotttied by the Hit
ters. The (unctions of ilUcMinu and secretion
are assisted by Its ue. and a lomus as well as
resular condition of the sxstem promoted by It.
Constitution and nhvsitme are thus defended
-( aKiilnst the Inroadi of' malaria bv this matchless
prcvcuinc, wiurn is also a certain aim iihuuuhu
remedy In the worst cases of Intermittent and
remittent fevers.
The new Chilian tariff law, which re
peals the customs law of Mny 5, provides
tor the gradual substitution of paper
currency by specie dollars for duties.
Men would be vcrv wise If thev could only
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it-uru litem.
1IK1H1KU AIIOl'T IIV A rUOSOKH
TIVK TA1UH).
I nm not nimtnc: to convince mental babies, ns
indeed that would be fruitless without the nec
essary cultured intellect that makes lopic appli
cable, l-'orce, brilliancy and orlulnallly eeu
are no w eiiisms to attack a slave w 1th. For many
centuries the medical art was hedged about by a
prescriptive taboo w hleh It, as jet, has not sur
vived. The brand for murdering truth Is the
penalty of imbecility stampeil uion the mental
caliber of the average Individual lu relation to
medicine anil medicine men. The sun of the
nlnuteenth century has not yet dawned upon his
Intellectual horlron. He, together with his Ideal
medicine man, still hllierimtes In the good old
days of the dark ages, w hen It was bad form to
be Inquisitive. He still "believes" in bleeding,
blistering, vnmitim:, purging and su eating lie
loves copious iIiiscmii horse medicine, lie de
light in assafii'lida and calomel aud carbolic
mid. They art' considered IndlsiH-iiMible; no
well-regulated family, with plgmv intellects aud
abdominal development, considers Itself safe
without those family lares. These 1 do not w ish
to convert; they are the Itlp Van Winkles that
will continue to slumber through this and prob
ably through the next century. They play no
role In the world's history. 1 hey live: thev die.
No monument marks their forgotten sepuleher.
Humanity wits not enriched by their entrance;
It has lost nothing by their exit. They ate drift
wood on the shores of time, aud lloatwlth the
ebb and tide of opinions they have Inherited
from their authroHimorphlc ancestry. No, It Is
not to those 1 w ish to address tin self, but to the
thinking ones, whom a thought dues not throw
Into an epileptic paroxjsm; who love knowledge
for Its itH u sake; who me willing to Investigate
the truth or falsity of any proKisttlon. and, once
convinced, will stand by It through all the grim
aces of a chattering and delayed civilization.
To these - not the chatterers, but the thlnkers
1 commend the Hlstogeitetle System for investi
gation, anil will elucidate with pleasure any
ijucstlou not sullliieutly clear in book, which
will be sent free to any address.
Dr. Jordan's oillce is at the residence of
ex-Mayor Yesler, Third anil James streets,
Seattle, Wash.
Consultations and prescriptions absolute
ly free.
fiend for free liook explaining the Histo
gunetic system.
Ca in ion. The mitogenetic Medicines
are sold in but one agency in each town.
The label around the bottle bears the fol
lowing inscription: "Dr. J. Eugene Jor
dan, Ilistogenetic Medicine." Kveryotlier
device is a fraud.
One element of shrewdness Is to realize that
the man you are dealing 1th may 11 shrewder
than yourself.
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THC ORIGINAL AND QtNUINC. Tbeunl Rate, Hurts b4 rttiabU rill for Ale.
Lnillr. uk IinisTirtit for Chltktuttr't KnalUh Diamond Jlranti In Itnl ami Gold tnrUllld
boxe mmU1 with LI up rlbttnn. TuLe no
All llla Iq jjtet-ord bmri, jiloh wrprt. r damxrrou counter felt At Drunll,rr mi
4c. In luupi f.ir irtLouUri, tesilroonlitti, n4 "IfelTrf fur Iadlc. in Utttr, br return Mali
lO.OltO TMtlmonUU. Xami Jptr. CrllCHCBTCR CHEMICAL CO., Mn1l..n Hjur.
Hold hf U Local llrufftflaU. rJllI.AMKWIUA, 1A
Best Couch Medicine
Cures where all else fails. Pleasant and agreeable to the
taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists.
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SAP0LI0 is re&rer l-hem
royal ly ihsel-: tYy i V i n yo u r nex h
house-cleaning: Grocers keep ifr
DO YOU LIVE IN GREASE?
As a true patriot and citizen you should naturalize yoursolf
by uin tlio boct inventions of tho day for removing tiuch a charge.
To livo iu Grease is utterly .itnnocesaary when tiAPOLIO is sold
( in sin inn - -r- and anonwhoH
I Buy Your Own Goods if Your
ADVANCE THRESHERS,
THE BEST IN AMERICA.
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CktualMl inn KnKtnM ami EiUtttfuUtiwii. Yrt Hotg an4 Dmmu
Mtilbf-T. Puima oi nil kliuli. Urui (loixli. Hw ami Jntllux. Ilai
m (J00U.
laliui (Alt.
jMakwltli IirtlU ami Van, ViuiitM, wirrtM,
1 1 IliUI, rui i( MtfriNi Kmi mWM ML
fcll.H.lllll IPl
CURES PERMANENTLY
8
EQUAL.
Season Opens for Trout April 1st
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H. T. HUDSON,
03 Flrat Htrunt, Vortlniui, Or.,
ARMS, REY0LYERS4 SPORTSMEN'S GOODS,
Send for new Uluatrated catalogue.
DRIED FRUIT
Will I plenty and cheap this year. New ApkicOTS,
I'kai litis, NltCTAKlNUS; AlTt.RS, ClIEKRIUS, BLACK
uhkkius now ottering. We quote
Apricots, fine 7,0, 10, I2&
Peaches, choice - - O, 10, 12
Nectarines, extra 0,10,12'
Applos, bright...; 7, 0, IOi
Apjles, allien tlrint 10,12
rapes, 189a, i-ootl 3, 4
lialtlns, 1890, per lb C, 0,
Prunes, 1S90, tooil 7, O, 0
01 ickuorrf-s, 1891, Tine - 12, 15
Cherries, pitted. 1891. 20,25
Figs, 1891, black Ola 4, &
Other fruits In varif ty. The above are for fine quality:
daik, old, or inferior tots we offer lower. Small discount
to Hotels, Hoarding Houses, Dealers, and other larjje
buyers. Canned goods are lower! see next paper. e
offer a rjeneral variety of goods for family uto
at cloie prices, and want n share of your trade, Ailc
for 40-page catalogue free. Addreu
SMITHS' OASH STORE,
410-41S Front Sti San ITrutaolsoo
II A V EEED CURED T0 STAY CURED-
nil I IU 1 Lli We want the name and ad
drcssof every niftcrcr In the
&A0T11M A U.S. and Canada. Address,
HO I Ulllft P.n.reMHT,M.D.I!uffkK,T.
Why?
Dccauso
They aro
Odorless,
ICverlastinn
Anil " Hfst."
iiiim lifil Mumpeil " Haiitman
Works, UflAVEW FALLS, PA.
FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA.
lllitNtriili-il I'lmitntnti'. Mitinil I'm
RED CROSS DIAMOND BRAND
other Llfttl. Jltfui vb$titution and Imitations.
lUconimended hy Physicians.
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II Mas no
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Ij-ttie old proverb be h-uet
cronsa nvi dirt
Oealer Does Not Garry Then.
PARRY CAfiTS AID ROAD WAGOIS,
Bast and Cheapest In the WerU.
Carts, SIS Up. Wins, SU Ip.
rtiMot Huw4tM, MM I.
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ami ritllni, IIauok liuiAjNihH, Mart'
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