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CROSSING THE BAR. Sunset and evenlne stnr, And one clear call for met And may there be no moaning of thebttr, When I put out to nea. But such a tido as moving seems oelefp, Too full for sound and foam. When that which drew from out the bou. less deep Turns again home. Twilight and evening bell. And after that the dark! And may thero be no sadness of fnrcwefl, When 1 embark; For tho' from out our bourne of time ani place The flood may bear me far, 1 hope to see my Pilot face to face, When I have crost the bar. Tennyson. GETTING STARTED. The letters "P. L. M." nre u magic combination. They nre it sort of alpha betic "open sesame." P. L. Al. is tho nchantod gateway through which every one must pass to escape from the damp, shivery gloom of an English winter to the paradise of eternal sunshine. The old, tho worn and the weary go through this iortal to have a refreshing dip in tho fountain of youth: tho sick go to get well and the hopeless to die. The letters on tho northern side of this gateway might stand for piercing livid misery or pouring liquid mud, or potatoes, liver and mutton or pitiless lurid murder; and on tho south for peaceful, lifegiving mildness, or palms, lilies and mandarins or ports and lakes and mountains; hut in plain literal meaning they stand for tho railway called tho Paris-Lyons-Medi-terrancan, running from the capital of Franco to tho great southern sea and along tho Mediterranean coast to tho Italian frontier. A littlo knowledge is a dangerous thing, especially if that little happens to be wrong. 1 always had tho idea that P. L. M. station was that terminus 6onth of tho Luxembourg palace. 1 don't know how this notion fixed itself on me; any how, when the cab driver instead of cross ing the Seine took tho rough stony street on tho north side of it, I thought ho had mistaken my instructions and tried to tell him where to go. This attempt to give a Paris cabman information about his own city evidently amused him very much, and he proceeded to arguo tho point with me he talking French while I confined myself to English but strong, forcible English. I think a woman takes a deplorable de light in finding her husband in tho wrong. Anyhow, this remark was made. "There is just one chance in u million that you are mistaken and that tho man knows where he is going." "Knows? He doesn't know anything," and to show that I was in the right I was indiscreet enough to pull out a map of Paris. 1 tried to fold it up again as quickly as possible, but was not soon enough. "Exactly. The man was right after all. It's miles away and on this sido of tho river." "Go on," I shouted to tho driver, "what are you stopping for? Drivo on and hurry up." Now, this idiotic cochier seemed to think every time I tried to get him to move on that I wanted to reopen the ar gument about the position of tho P. L. M. station. He would pull up his horso and turn half round in his seat towards mo and vehemently expound his side of the controversy. I realized that if this .sort of thing was kept on wo would miss tho train, and I va. just debating whether it would be Letter to murder tho man outright and take tho reins my elf, or merely stun him and try to get to the station before ho revived, when there came along a pedestrian who looked as if ho were nn Englishman. "I beg your pardon," I said, "but do .you speak English?" "I have been accustomed to speak it," Jio answered, coming to a standstill, "from my youth up. What can I do for .you?" "Nothing, unless you can also speak French." "Ah, thero you touch my weak point; .still I know enough of tho language to .get cheated." "Well, I wish you would ask tho driv er what ho is arguing with me about -politics or religion?" Thero was an nnimated confab be tween tho two for a minute, then tho .stranger turned to me. "The driver says that you seem a littlo wabbly in your mind as to what partic ular station you want to go to. Ho says he doesn't mind driving to any ono sta tion, but ho declines to experiment with .all the termini in Paris unless you hiro him by the hour." "Will you kindly tell him that I want the P. L. M. station and that I want it bad. Ask him to hurry and hint at ex tra compensation." When this was dono tho stranger was good enough to give mo soiuo hints that might prove useful. "If he doesn't move fast enough don't .say 'go it' or 'hurry up:' ho'll think you want to enter into conversation with him. Shout 'Pressay,' and if that doesn't do, punch him with your cane. They understand that in every language. Don't hit him with the cane. Ho will take that as a challenge and hit back with tho whip, but punch him gently and yell 'Pressay.' Good-by. Oh. don't mention it. No trouble at all." "Now, you villain," 1 cried, "Pressay or perish." Ho gave that peculiar "Youep" which French drivers so frequently addross to their horses, hit the animal an under cut with tho whip, then worked off a fusil ado of sharp whip cracks that sounded like a Bucceiaaon of pistil shots and the horso broke into a dejected gallop, which finally worried us to the foot of thestona hill that leads to the station. The big clock showed that it was still live jnin-nt.-s to train time. This. oi most Hnm in IVance or Italy, would be equivalent tii minfeiuir tb- u.tm. i-.it tin- P. I- M. w.. . the Hid t .i . 1 m-l. wli M - I f UMV : "Tliituins Vuuv 1 1- I t. i.ol tU tii. 'i tiad I n 1 Hit- tuivC'L . In LotliluU, now stamped by the railway authorities, and then tho trunks were "registered." The system is not quite so good as the American plan of checking, but it is in finitely better than the English way of trusting to luck and personal supervis ion. A ticket with the number of tho package and the word "Lyons" was pasted on tho trunk, a riinigr ticket was given to me. Tho cost oi tho servico was one penny. "I'm afraid, "said Cook's man, after he had seen to all these preliminaries, "that I will not bo able to get you a compart ment to yourselves. The trains are rather crowded at this season of tho year." Thero was ono compartment that was empty as far as people were concerned, but in each comer were nigs and port manteaus that reserved tho choice seats. "No use going in there," I said. "I happen to know," replied our con ductor, "that all that impedimenta rep resents two men who havo taken this method of frightening people away. This is your best place. You will havo two seats by tho window when they pick up their traps." I may remark that nowhere does tho selfishness of mankind como out so strong ly as when people are traveling. I, who had just been hoping for a whole com partment for my party, was highly in dignnnt to find that two other unknown persons had been actuated by tho same belfish desire. The nigs, valises and handbags were bundled into this com partment, my folks got in after them and I stayed on tho platform to head off, if it was possible, anybody else. Two men, who wero on the platform smoking, looked at this invasion with undisguised anguish. They consulted together for a moment, and then one of them approached me. "Do you speak English?" ho asked. This was flattering. There was evident ly nothing in my appearance to denoto that 1 could speak anything else, and so I admitted that I generally could make my self understood in that language. "Is that your party in that compart ment?" was tho next question. "Well. I pay for them." "Ah! Well, you see, my friend and myself have our things in there and you see wo wero wondering you know if the ladv would object to our smok ing." "Speaking off-hand I should imagine she would most decidedly." "Ah, then you aro not a smoker your self;" "It is a vilo habit if you will excuso me for saying so." "Yes, I suppose it is still if you will allow mo to mako tho remark, I would liko to say that when a man who doesn't smoke condemns tho habit ho simply does not know what he's talking about." "Possibly that is so." His friend, who seemed to think that he was not taking a sufficiently diplo matic tone, at this point hauled him off and they consulted together again for a moment. The hand of tho clock was within a minute and a half of starting time. They evidently felt that what ever was to bo dono had to bo dono quickly. The speaker approached again. "I suppose you wouldn't mind our smoking if you wero alono in tho car riage?" "Oh, I could stand it all right, I ex pect." "Do you think tho lady and children would object to going into tho ladies' compartment?" "You may ask her if you like. I haven't tho courago to mako such a re quest myself. The ladies' compartment is pretty crowded." The man apparently thought it best not to mako tho request, and withdrew again for comfort and consultation with his friend. "What does that man want?" asked tho lady in question as I approached the compartment door. "Ho wanted to know if you would ob ject to going into tho ladies' compart ment with the children." "Tho idea! So that they could havo the compartment to themselves! Well, for downright selfishness that" "Oh. not so selfish as that. They want to smoke that's all." "Then why didn't you tell them to go into tho smoking compartment I sup pose there is one." "I never thought of that. That's a good idea." I approached the two, who were still debating the matter. "It has been suggested to mo that if a move has to be made" "Oh, 1 assure you," intemipted the previous speaker, gratefully, "that it is very comfortable in tho ladies' compart ment, and wo will move tho luggage with pleasure." "I was about to 6ay that if a movo ia made, why don't you gentlemen move to the smoking compartmont?" The blank look that camo into tho two faces was a sight to see. "There are only two places in the smoking compartment, and" "Well, there aro only two of you." "And they aro all smoking vilo French tobacco." "Is it worse than English tobacco?" "Worse? Well 1 should say so." "Then Lord pity tho French." "En voiture, messieurs, sivooplny," 6houted tho guards, as they began to slam tho doors shut. I turned and got into our compartment. Tho two men looked at tho clock, then, rushing for tho com partment, picked up their belongings and made a break for tho smoking carriage. Wo had tho compartment all to our selves until we got to Lyons that even ing. Only onco wero wo in any danger of intruders, but it was so lato then that I suppose they thought it was not worth while. At ono of tho stops tho man who did most of tho talking to mo in tho morning liappened to como past our open door. Ho seemed paralyzed as he saw me sitting there pulling away at a corn cob jiipo. When ho caught his breath ho said: "English or French tobacco you're Biaokiutf?" American. Don't you like HY "I like Awrictui tobucco a gwxl dual Lur than I liko American clurok." I ritth-r think lie Iwwl inu there. Luke Sharp in Detroit Free Pro. Romance of n Diamond A very curious case has been exercis ing the authorities at the Cape. In ac cordance with the law which regards as stolen even diamond which a man sells or has in his possession, unless its origin and pedigree ure registered at the detec tive department, a man brought up for registration the other day a large dia mond, worth some thousands of pounds, which had. he alleged, been given to him long ago by his sweetheart. His story was that a certain lady, still living, and nov the wife of another man. had found the stone and sent it to him some fifteen or twenty years ago. inclosed along with a feather in a letter, begging him to accept it as a keepsake. Tho faithful lover had kept it all this time, he said, but now, being hard up, wished to sell it He demanded, accord ingly, that the detective department should supply him with a permit. The detective communicated with the lady She. however, being a married woman, seemed in no way anxious to havo a fool ish romance of her callow youth revived, and professed to havo no memory of any such transaction. Thereupon tho mother of the claimant rummaged about and dis covered the origiuiil autograph letter, feather and all There it lies at tho detective office a faded relic of a sentiment of long ago. It is a composition pervaded by ns little wisdom as is usual in such things; but accident has attached to it a value more substantial than any, perhaps, which the recipient put upon it "when we two parted in silence and tears." Tho latest news is that tho authorities believe tho story, that tho genuineness of the whole affair is in fair way to be established, and that tho happy owner will soon be enriched by the proceeds of the diamond which has had sostrango a history. Cape Colony Letter Oliiss KallrmuU. Attention has been called to one of the greatest novelties in tho construction of street railroads. Glass sleepers, intro duced by Mr. Lindsay Buckill and Mr. W. Siemen, of Dresden, have been tried with such satisfaction that it is now proposed to mako broad, longitudinal sleepers of glass, having a groove in tho upper sur face, and so combining in themselves tho functions of both sleepers and rails. This would do away with tho necessity for separato iron rails, with their fastenings and other complications, hi a paper by Dr. Schott it is shown that by properly tempering glass with oil this very brittle substance "can bo made, mass for mass, stronger than steel, and practically un breakable." This being tho fact, may we not soon expect to seo railroads using large quantities of this plentiful sub stanco for rails and for other purposes for which iron is now used? St. Louis Re public. Where New York Churches Aro Ilullillng. The geographical situation of the churches on which these sums wero ex pended is worth noting. Of tho $1,124, 000 credited to the Roman Catholic church all but $230,000 was expended above Eighty-ninth street. Of the $1, 483,000 spent by the Protestant Episco pal church all but "0,000 was spent or is to be spent above Seventieth street. Three hundred and seventy thousand dollars of tho Presbyterian 180,000 has been spent north of Seventy-second street. All but 10.000 of tho 275,000 of the Methodists' money north of Seventy-fifth street, and a similar trend and proportion with all tho denominations. New York Press. Myron' ltoiitimui. The Greek boatman, Chazes by name, who used to serve Lord Byron has just died at Missolonghi, and been honored with a state funeral by command of the 'king, the public buildings at Athens be ing draped in mourning for this bravo survivor of the Greek war of independ ence. It is sixty-six years since Chazes rowed the poet through tho storm that caused his fatal illness, but to him Byron remaiued forever young and forever glo rious, as man, as poet and as tho would bo deliverer of Greece from tho yoke of the Turks. Harper's Bazar. Improvement In Ulurtrio Lights. In the new hotel at Tampa, Fla., the electric lights in tho sleeping apartments will bo so arranged that they may bo made to burn with any degree of brill iancy by turning on or off in tho same way as a gas jet or kerosene lamp is regu lated to give more or less light. This is the very last invention in electric light ing aud will overcome tho greatest ob jection to electric lights in bedrooms, which by all fonner appliances givo their full capacity when used Tampa Journal. Ills Kvpoitut Ion. Friend 1 understand you aro going to presido at the desk of a summer hotel this season. Hotel Clerk I am. F. Do you anticipate making a good thing out of it? H. C. Yes, 1 expect to own tho house before tho season closes if I havo my or dinary good luck. Boston Courier. How lie Cuiue by Them. Friend You havo a lot of agricultural implements. Where did you get them? Kansas Man They fell to me. "Ah, a relative of yours died and left them to you, eh?" "No, no; a cyclone did the work." Detroit Free Press. Lightning Tore Out Ills Eyes. A Lafayette special to Tho Indianapo lis Journal of April 10 says: "During hist night's storm lightning 6truck John Eberly, of Pino village, Warren county, tearing out botli his eyes from their dockets. He is still alive." An English syndicato, with Lord Bras sy and Lord Richard Urosvenor at its head, is about to turn Bnibsels into a seapoi t by building a canal and three immense basins. Tho canal will ba largo enough to admit ships of 1,000 tons. There is fashion in canes us woll as everything else. Big cunus and crookud Imndlm have gone out. aud tho proeont fancy is for cam tolerably slender and with u knoli or other Anluli at tho top. A Little American Gentleman. The passengers on a Pennsylvania as nex boat enjoyed n pretty little scone the other day, in which the gallantry of 6Hiall boy of 6 or 7 would compare with that of Mrs. Burnett's far famed little lord. He was a sturdy built little fellow, and dressed in his peajacket, with Knick erbockers and military cap, looked the picture of a little gentleman. Occupy ing tho seat next to him was a fair little maiden, perhaps 3 years old, who wished very much to seo the book which the boy held in his hand. In tho most gentle and courteous way he showed her tho pic tures, explaining, in childish fashion, their meaning. Not content with this, he began to teaso his mamma to let him give tho book to his admiring pupil. Tho mother seemed pleased, but said: "Why, I thought you wanted me to buy this book so you could have it to read on the cars going home?" "So I did: but can't tho little girl havo it?" She finally gave her consent. His face lighted up, and tho little gallant handed his beloved book to the shy maiden at his side. Great was his sur prise and disappointment to have it re fused in the most decided manner, and as he took tho rejected book and walked off tho boat ho looked the picture of de spair. He did not forget, however, to tuni rouud at tho last moment and touch his hat to his little friend, who, as sho held fast to her mother's hand, said: "Dood-by, littlo boy." New York Trib une, Who Wroto Shakespeare? Those interested in tho now almost ob solete discussion Donnelly vs. Shakes peare may find a few crumbs of comfort in this: nnmlet overheard Julius Cnesar tell King Lear on tho Twelfth Night after the Tempest that Anthony and Cleopatra had told Coriolanus that Two Gentlemon of Verona were tho authors of Shakes peare's plays. Lear said: Yon may tako it As You Like It, but I don't believe it, for I heard Romeo and Juliet say Lovo's Labor was Lost when Trolius and Cres sida stole the Comedy of Errors and sold it to tho Merchant of Venice for a cup of sack and a dish of caraways. Timon of Athens and Cynibelino wore parties to tho theft, and, after drinking Meiisure for Measure with the Merry Wives of Windsor, told King John all about it. Richard III, a competent critic, said Bacon could not write even A Win tor's Tale, and Henry VIII said: That settles it, eo why mako so Much Ado About Nothing? Othello was busy dis cussing a ioint of honor with Henry IV, V and VI, and as Richard II was absent Taming tho Shrew, 1 could get no further evidence ns to who really did writo Shakespeare, but All's Well That Ends I Well. St. Louis Republic. ICariiH Hit Good Complexion, A young school teacher of Chicago, who is tho admired of all admirers for her absolutely faultless complexion, per fonns a most energetic scouring each evening. When sho returns from school, to uso her own words, she "looks liko a chimney sweep." So sho washes her face in lukewann water, in which some am monia has been poured. A second wa ter is clear, and a third rubbing is done with a sponge liberally soaked with bay rum, which certainly clears up any speck of dust which might remain. By this time the young lady's fair cheeks are glowing liko damask roses. So she soothes them by a littlo rico powder and goes down to dinner conscious of look ing her loveliest. Sho uses no soap, be cause sho thinks it makes her "shiny." Chicago Times. A New England Mnld. A writer in Tho Christian Union sketches with a sympathetic pen a typi cal Now England old maid, grim and bmsquo of manner, but having a warm heart; a hard shell Baint, ho felicitously calls her. "Not long ago," he says, "after tho death of a proud aristocrat of the town whom sho had nursed faith fully, sho said: 'He allers used to think tho Lord's overcoat wouldn't make him a jacket. Guess now lie knows better.' Nor could Charity itself forbear a smile whon ono day in tho burying ground she first saw 'Memento Mori' cut on tho fam ily stono of a local citizen, and( ex claimed: 'I knowed all Jem Smith's 'dar ters, but blessed if I ever knowed before ono of them had married any Mr. Mori.' " An Orthodox Vane. A good story is told of tho great Uni tarian clergyman, Dr. Channing, of Bos ton. Tho doctor, in his latter days, was rather frail in body and very antagonis tic to going out in an east wind. Atone period when the weather had been ex ceptionally good for three weeks a friend called to see why he had not been out on these fine days. "Why," exclaimed tho good man, "the weather vane on Park Street church has been pointing an east wind for nearly a month." When the friend explained that tho indicator was rusty and the wind had really been from northwest, tho reverend gentleman's iro was unbounded to think lie had been wrongly directed by an orthodox vano. Chicago Herald. Tho TuhurdlNt. "My cousin is in business in Now York on Broadway. Ho has to work rather hard, but ho gets a good deal of fresh air." "What is his business?" "Ho is a tabardist." "Oh, I see." That dialogue would describe euphemistically tho oc cupation of walking up and down carry ing an advertising board on the breast and nnothor on tho back. "Tabardist" Bounds artistic, iih if one wore tho tab ard garment, of which tho literature of costume has much to say. Call no longer tho sign licaror a "sandwich man," but givo him tho high sounding titlo which I Baw noted recently. Christian Union, Thorn llufnrn lllm. The hunifry guont lit tho nearest tuhlo was beginning to lotw patience "How long lmvo you boon horoV" he HHked u waiter who wua iiiuwiug, busy over nothing. "About threo yearn," "Oh, thou you wero hero before I came." Philadelphia Times, Inviting an Invitation. A minister had traveled some distance to preach, and at the conclusion of the morning servico waited for some ono to invito him to dine: but the congregation dispersed without noticing him. When the house was nearly empty tho minister stepped up to a gentleman and said, "Brother, will you go homo to din ner with mo today?" "Where do you liver "About eighteen miles from here, sir?" "No, but you must dino with me," an swered tho brother, with a flushed face, which invitation the clergyman gravely accepted. Youth's Companion. MImmI a Good Thing. Those old time chaps who tortnred people to fire, boiling oil, thumb screws, tho rack and other pleasant methods' didn't know anything about sawdust. A man buried under six feet of it can live I for about twenty minutes, and ho suffers fully as much as if a ton of brick was piled above him. A Wisconsin man who was saved after fiteen minutes says ho would rather lo burned at tho 6take.-- Detroit Free Press. On the Wolf's Ilcnd. Stato Trejisurer Bobloter has issued orders for wolf scalps sent in from Kitt eon county to the extent of 2,000. This represents tho scalps of 400 wolves which havo been killed sinco last November at 5 a scalp. Tho aggregate scalp orders on hand, paid and unpaid, amount to 7,150. When tho spring crop of young wolves is in tho appropriation of 15,000 for wolf bounties for 1800 will bo ex hausted. Wolves pay better than wheat in Kittson county. St Louis Globo Democrat. The Crowd ami Cotton. A western baseball club has a pitchor named Cotton, and the crowd seems tc regard tho name in tho nature of a soft thing. When Mr. Cotton is pitching the crowd yell: "See 'em battin Cotton," and when he is at tho bat they yell: "Look at Cotton battin'." It is not much wonder that he thinks of applying to the legislature to change his name. Now York World. Hot Woiither In Australia. "Sun sickness" is the term applied to tho condition of tho peoplo of Melbourne, who recently passed through a torrid season. So abnormal was the heat that natives of Madras and negroes from Sierra Leone suffered more than they had over suffered in their native climes. Chicago Times. Loiir Lived Cimiiilliin. The longovity of native Canadians is seen in tho remarkable fact that tho Rev. W. J. Annitago oiliciated at tho funerals of threo in February and March, whose combined ages reached 2(10, made up aa follows: 84, 80, 00. St. Catharines Star. The costliest horso barn in tho world belongs to D. E. Crouso and is located at Syracuse, N. Y. It lias now cost the owner, a millionaire horseman, some ! thing like 700,000. Incidental expenses will make tho suulo cost littlo snort or -i round million. Smith, the government leader in the British House of Commons, has an nounced that the government had como to tho decision that no woman represent ative of labor or other organizations could bo placed upon the Labor Com mission. l'rinco Napoleon hns formally iade his younger brother, l'rinco Louis, his political heir, plac ng him under tho friendly tutelage of l'rinco Roland Bona parte, who unites much practical wisdom of the scientific attainments of tho re cluse of WesUxnirno park. Emperor William has stated to Chnn cellorvon C'aprivi that Social Democracy would now havo full play within the lim its of legality, but that if it sought to overstep thone bounds: it would meet with the most decided suppression. CIIILLH AM) l'KVKIt CUKKI). G. W. Messenger, 210 Seneca street, Buf falo, N. 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