The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918, April 09, 1891, Image 7

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    CROSSING THE BAR.
Sunset and evenlne stnr,
And one clear call for met
And may there be no moaning of thebttr,
When I put out to nea.
But such a tido as moving seems oelefp,
Too full for sound and foam.
When that which drew from out the bou.
less deep
Turns again home.
Twilight and evening bell.
And after that the dark!
And may thero be no sadness of fnrcwefl,
When 1 embark;
For tho' from out our bourne of time ani
place
The flood may bear me far,
1 hope to see my Pilot face to face,
When I have crost the bar.
Tennyson.
GETTING STARTED.
The letters "P. L. M." nre u magic
combination. They nre it sort of alpha
betic "open sesame." P. L. Al. is tho
nchantod gateway through which every
one must pass to escape from the damp,
shivery gloom of an English winter to
the paradise of eternal sunshine. The
old, tho worn and the weary go through
this iortal to have a refreshing dip in
tho fountain of youth: tho sick go to get
well and the hopeless to die. The letters
on tho northern side of this gateway
might stand for piercing livid misery or
pouring liquid mud, or potatoes, liver
and mutton or pitiless lurid murder; and
on tho south for peaceful, lifegiving
mildness, or palms, lilies and mandarins
or ports and lakes and mountains; hut
in plain literal meaning they stand for
tho railway called tho Paris-Lyons-Medi-terrancan,
running from the capital of
Franco to tho great southern sea and
along tho Mediterranean coast to tho
Italian frontier.
A littlo knowledge is a dangerous
thing, especially if that little happens to
be wrong. 1 always had tho idea that
P. L. M. station was that terminus 6onth
of tho Luxembourg palace. 1 don't know
how this notion fixed itself on me; any
how, when the cab driver instead of cross
ing the Seine took tho rough stony street
on tho north side of it, I thought ho had
mistaken my instructions and tried to
tell him where to go. This attempt to
give a Paris cabman information about
his own city evidently amused him very
much, and he proceeded to arguo tho
point with me he talking French while
I confined myself to English but strong,
forcible English.
I think a woman takes a deplorable de
light in finding her husband in tho wrong.
Anyhow, this remark was made.
"There is just one chance in u million
that you are mistaken and that tho man
knows where he is going."
"Knows? He doesn't know anything,"
and to show that I was in the right I was
indiscreet enough to pull out a map of
Paris. 1 tried to fold it up again as
quickly as possible, but was not soon
enough.
"Exactly. The man was right after
all. It's miles away and on this sido of
tho river."
"Go on," I shouted to tho driver,
"what are you stopping for? Drivo on
and hurry up."
Now, this idiotic cochier seemed to
think every time I tried to get him to
move on that I wanted to reopen the ar
gument about the position of tho P. L.
M. station. He would pull up his horso
and turn half round in his seat towards
mo and vehemently expound his side of
the controversy. I realized that if this
.sort of thing was kept on wo would miss
tho train, and I va. just debating
whether it would be Letter to murder
tho man outright and take tho reins my
elf, or merely stun him and try to get
to the station before ho revived, when
there came along a pedestrian who
looked as if ho were nn Englishman.
"I beg your pardon," I said, "but do
.you speak English?"
"I have been accustomed to speak it,"
Jio answered, coming to a standstill,
"from my youth up. What can I do for
.you?"
"Nothing, unless you can also speak
French."
"Ah, thero you touch my weak point;
.still I know enough of tho language to
.get cheated."
"Well, I wish you would ask tho driv
er what ho is arguing with me about
-politics or religion?"
Thero was an nnimated confab be
tween tho two for a minute, then tho
.stranger turned to me.
"The driver says that you seem a littlo
wabbly in your mind as to what partic
ular station you want to go to. Ho says
he doesn't mind driving to any ono sta
tion, but ho declines to experiment with
.all the termini in Paris unless you hiro
him by the hour."
"Will you kindly tell him that I want
the P. L. M. station and that I want it
bad. Ask him to hurry and hint at ex
tra compensation."
When this was dono tho stranger was
good enough to give mo soiuo hints that
might prove useful.
"If he doesn't move fast enough don't
.say 'go it' or 'hurry up:' ho'll think you
want to enter into conversation with
him. Shout 'Pressay,' and if that doesn't
do, punch him with your cane. They
understand that in every language. Don't
hit him with the cane. Ho will take
that as a challenge and hit back with tho
whip, but punch him gently and yell
'Pressay.' Good-by. Oh. don't mention
it. No trouble at all."
"Now, you villain," 1 cried, "Pressay
or perish."
Ho gave that peculiar "Youep" which
French drivers so frequently addross to
their horses, hit the animal an under cut
with tho whip, then worked off a fusil
ado of sharp whip cracks that sounded
like a Bucceiaaon of pistil shots and the
horso broke into a dejected gallop, which
finally worried us to the foot of thestona
hill that leads to the station. The big
clock showed that it was still live jnin-nt.-s
to train time. This. oi most Hnm
in IVance or Italy, would be equivalent
tii minfeiuir tb- u.tm. i-.it tin- P. I- M.
w.. . the Hid t .i . 1 m-l. wli
M - I f UMV :
"Tliituins Vuuv
1 1- I t. i.ol tU
tii. 'i tiad I n 1
Hit- tuivC'L .
In LotliluU,
now stamped by the railway authorities,
and then tho trunks were "registered."
The system is not quite so good as the
American plan of checking, but it is in
finitely better than the English way of
trusting to luck and personal supervis
ion. A ticket with the number of tho
package and the word "Lyons" was
pasted on tho trunk, a riinigr ticket was
given to me. Tho cost oi tho servico
was one penny.
"I'm afraid, "said Cook's man, after he
had seen to all these preliminaries, "that
I will not bo able to get you a compart
ment to yourselves. The trains are
rather crowded at this season of tho
year."
Thero was ono compartment that was
empty as far as people were concerned,
but in each comer were nigs and port
manteaus that reserved tho choice seats.
"No use going in there," I said.
"I happen to know," replied our con
ductor, "that all that impedimenta rep
resents two men who havo taken this
method of frightening people away. This
is your best place. You will havo two
seats by tho window when they pick up
their traps."
I may remark that nowhere does tho
selfishness of mankind como out so strong
ly as when people are traveling. I, who
had just been hoping for a whole com
partment for my party, was highly in
dignnnt to find that two other unknown
persons had been actuated by tho same
belfish desire. The nigs, valises and
handbags were bundled into this com
partment, my folks got in after them and
I stayed on tho platform to head off, if
it was possible, anybody else.
Two men, who wero on the platform
smoking, looked at this invasion with
undisguised anguish. They consulted
together for a moment, and then one of
them approached me.
"Do you speak English?" ho asked.
This was flattering. There was evident
ly nothing in my appearance to denoto
that 1 could speak anything else, and so I
admitted that I generally could make my
self understood in that language.
"Is that your party in that compart
ment?" was tho next question.
"Well. I pay for them."
"Ah! Well, you see, my friend and
myself have our things in there and
you see wo wero wondering you know
if the ladv would object to our smok
ing." "Speaking off-hand I should imagine
she would most decidedly."
"Ah, then you aro not a smoker your
self;" "It is a vilo habit if you will excuso
me for saying so."
"Yes, I suppose it is still if you will
allow mo to mako tho remark, I would
liko to say that when a man who doesn't
smoke condemns tho habit ho simply
does not know what he's talking about."
"Possibly that is so."
His friend, who seemed to think that
he was not taking a sufficiently diplo
matic tone, at this point hauled him off
and they consulted together again for a
moment. The hand of tho clock was
within a minute and a half of starting
time. They evidently felt that what
ever was to bo dono had to bo dono
quickly. The speaker approached again.
"I suppose you wouldn't mind our
smoking if you wero alono in tho car
riage?" "Oh, I could stand it all right, I ex
pect." "Do you think tho lady and children
would object to going into tho ladies'
compartment?"
"You may ask her if you like. I
haven't tho courago to mako such a re
quest myself. The ladies' compartment
is pretty crowded."
The man apparently thought it best
not to mako tho request, and withdrew
again for comfort and consultation with
his friend.
"What does that man want?" asked
tho lady in question as I approached the
compartment door.
"Ho wanted to know if you would ob
ject to going into tho ladies' compart
ment with the children."
"Tho idea! So that they could havo
the compartment to themselves! Well,
for downright selfishness that"
"Oh. not so selfish as that. They
want to smoke that's all."
"Then why didn't you tell them to go
into tho smoking compartment I sup
pose there is one."
"I never thought of that. That's a
good idea."
I approached the two, who were still
debating the matter.
"It has been suggested to mo that if a
move has to be made"
"Oh, 1 assure you," intemipted the
previous speaker, gratefully, "that it is
very comfortable in tho ladies' compart
ment, and wo will move tho luggage
with pleasure."
"I was about to 6ay that if a movo ia
made, why don't you gentlemen move to
the smoking compartmont?"
The blank look that camo into tho two
faces was a sight to see.
"There are only two places in the
smoking compartment, and"
"Well, there aro only two of you."
"And they aro all smoking vilo French
tobacco."
"Is it worse than English tobacco?"
"Worse? Well 1 should say so."
"Then Lord pity tho French."
"En voiture, messieurs, sivooplny,"
6houted tho guards, as they began to slam
tho doors shut. I turned and got into
our compartment. Tho two men looked
at tho clock, then, rushing for tho com
partment, picked up their belongings and
made a break for tho smoking carriage.
Wo had tho compartment all to our
selves until we got to Lyons that even
ing. Only onco wero wo in any danger
of intruders, but it was so lato then that
I suppose they thought it was not worth
while. At ono of tho stops tho man who
did most of tho talking to mo in tho
morning liappened to como past our open
door. Ho seemed paralyzed as he saw
me sitting there pulling away at a corn
cob jiipo. When ho caught his breath
ho said:
"English or French tobacco you're
Biaokiutf?"
American. Don't you like HY
"I like Awrictui tobucco a gwxl dual
Lur than I liko American clurok."
I ritth-r think lie Iwwl inu there. Luke
Sharp in Detroit Free Pro.
Romance of n Diamond
A very curious case has been exercis
ing the authorities at the Cape. In ac
cordance with the law which regards as
stolen even diamond which a man sells
or has in his possession, unless its origin
and pedigree ure registered at the detec
tive department, a man brought up for
registration the other day a large dia
mond, worth some thousands of pounds,
which had. he alleged, been given to
him long ago by his sweetheart. His
story was that a certain lady, still
living, and nov the wife of another
man. had found the stone and sent it to
him some fifteen or twenty years ago.
inclosed along with a feather in a letter,
begging him to accept it as a keepsake.
Tho faithful lover had kept it all this
time, he said, but now, being hard up,
wished to sell it He demanded, accord
ingly, that the detective department
should supply him with a permit. The
detective communicated with the lady
She. however, being a married woman,
seemed in no way anxious to havo a fool
ish romance of her callow youth revived,
and professed to havo no memory of any
such transaction. Thereupon tho mother
of the claimant rummaged about and dis
covered the origiuiil autograph letter,
feather and all
There it lies at tho detective office a
faded relic of a sentiment of long ago.
It is a composition pervaded by ns little
wisdom as is usual in such things; but
accident has attached to it a value more
substantial than any, perhaps, which the
recipient put upon it "when we two parted
in silence and tears." Tho latest news is
that tho authorities believe tho story, that
tho genuineness of the whole affair is in
fair way to be established, and that tho
happy owner will soon be enriched by the
proceeds of the diamond which has had
sostrango a history. Cape Colony Letter
Oliiss KallrmuU.
Attention has been called to one of the
greatest novelties in tho construction of
street railroads. Glass sleepers, intro
duced by Mr. Lindsay Buckill and Mr. W.
Siemen, of Dresden, have been tried with
such satisfaction that it is now proposed
to mako broad, longitudinal sleepers
of glass, having a groove in tho upper sur
face, and so combining in themselves tho
functions of both sleepers and rails. This
would do away with tho necessity for
separato iron rails, with their fastenings
and other complications, hi a paper by
Dr. Schott it is shown that by properly
tempering glass with oil this very brittle
substance "can bo made, mass for mass,
stronger than steel, and practically un
breakable." This being tho fact, may we
not soon expect to seo railroads using
large quantities of this plentiful sub
stanco for rails and for other purposes for
which iron is now used? St. Louis Re
public. Where New York Churches Aro Ilullillng.
The geographical situation of the
churches on which these sums wero ex
pended is worth noting. Of tho $1,124,
000 credited to the Roman Catholic
church all but $230,000 was expended
above Eighty-ninth street. Of the $1,
483,000 spent by the Protestant Episco
pal church all but "0,000 was spent or is
to be spent above Seventieth street.
Three hundred and seventy thousand
dollars of tho Presbyterian 180,000 has
been spent north of Seventy-second
street. All but 10.000 of tho 275,000
of the Methodists' money north of Seventy-fifth
street, and a similar trend and
proportion with all tho denominations.
New York Press.
Myron' ltoiitimui.
The Greek boatman, Chazes by name,
who used to serve Lord Byron has just
died at Missolonghi, and been honored
with a state funeral by command of the
'king, the public buildings at Athens be
ing draped in mourning for this bravo
survivor of the Greek war of independ
ence. It is sixty-six years since Chazes
rowed the poet through tho storm that
caused his fatal illness, but to him Byron
remaiued forever young and forever glo
rious, as man, as poet and as tho would
bo deliverer of Greece from tho yoke of
the Turks. Harper's Bazar.
Improvement In Ulurtrio Lights.
In the new hotel at Tampa, Fla., the
electric lights in tho sleeping apartments
will bo so arranged that they may bo
made to burn with any degree of brill
iancy by turning on or off in tho same
way as a gas jet or kerosene lamp is regu
lated to give more or less light. This is
the very last invention in electric light
ing aud will overcome tho greatest ob
jection to electric lights in bedrooms,
which by all fonner appliances givo their
full capacity when used Tampa Journal.
Ills Kvpoitut Ion.
Friend 1 understand you aro going
to presido at the desk of a summer hotel
this season.
Hotel Clerk I am.
F. Do you anticipate making a good
thing out of it?
H. C. Yes, 1 expect to own tho house
before tho season closes if I havo my or
dinary good luck. Boston Courier.
How lie Cuiue by Them.
Friend You havo a lot of agricultural
implements. Where did you get them?
Kansas Man They fell to me.
"Ah, a relative of yours died and left
them to you, eh?"
"No, no; a cyclone did the work."
Detroit Free Press.
Lightning Tore Out Ills Eyes.
A Lafayette special to Tho Indianapo
lis Journal of April 10 says: "During
hist night's storm lightning 6truck John
Eberly, of Pino village, Warren county,
tearing out botli his eyes from their
dockets. He is still alive."
An English syndicato, with Lord Bras
sy and Lord Richard Urosvenor at its
head, is about to turn Bnibsels into a
seapoi t by building a canal and three
immense basins. Tho canal will ba largo
enough to admit ships of 1,000 tons.
There is fashion in canes us woll as
everything else. Big cunus and crookud
Imndlm have gone out. aud tho proeont
fancy is for cam tolerably slender and
with u knoli or other Anluli at tho top.
A Little American Gentleman.
The passengers on a Pennsylvania as
nex boat enjoyed n pretty little scone the
other day, in which the gallantry of
6Hiall boy of 6 or 7 would compare with
that of Mrs. Burnett's far famed little
lord. He was a sturdy built little fellow,
and dressed in his peajacket, with Knick
erbockers and military cap, looked the
picture of a little gentleman. Occupy
ing tho seat next to him was a fair little
maiden, perhaps 3 years old, who wished
very much to seo the book which the boy
held in his hand. In tho most gentle and
courteous way he showed her tho pic
tures, explaining, in childish fashion,
their meaning.
Not content with this, he began to
teaso his mamma to let him give tho
book to his admiring pupil. Tho mother
seemed pleased, but said: "Why, I
thought you wanted me to buy this
book so you could have it to read on the
cars going home?"
"So I did: but can't tho little girl havo
it?" She finally gave her consent. His
face lighted up, and tho little gallant
handed his beloved book to the shy
maiden at his side. Great was his sur
prise and disappointment to have it re
fused in the most decided manner, and
as he took tho rejected book and walked
off tho boat ho looked the picture of de
spair. He did not forget, however, to
tuni rouud at tho last moment and touch
his hat to his little friend, who, as sho
held fast to her mother's hand, said:
"Dood-by, littlo boy." New York Trib
une, Who Wroto Shakespeare?
Those interested in tho now almost ob
solete discussion Donnelly vs. Shakes
peare may find a few crumbs of comfort
in this:
nnmlet overheard Julius Cnesar tell
King Lear on tho Twelfth Night after
the Tempest that Anthony and Cleopatra
had told Coriolanus that Two Gentlemon
of Verona were tho authors of Shakes
peare's plays. Lear said: Yon may tako
it As You Like It, but I don't believe it,
for I heard Romeo and Juliet say Lovo's
Labor was Lost when Trolius and Cres
sida stole the Comedy of Errors and sold
it to tho Merchant of Venice for a cup of
sack and a dish of caraways.
Timon of Athens and Cynibelino wore
parties to tho theft, and, after drinking
Meiisure for Measure with the Merry
Wives of Windsor, told King John all
about it. Richard III, a competent critic,
said Bacon could not write even A Win
tor's Tale, and Henry VIII said: That
settles it, eo why mako so Much Ado
About Nothing? Othello was busy dis
cussing a ioint of honor with Henry IV,
V and VI, and as Richard II was absent
Taming tho Shrew, 1 could get no further
evidence ns to who really did writo
Shakespeare, but All's Well That Ends I
Well. St. Louis Republic.
ICariiH Hit Good Complexion,
A young school teacher of Chicago,
who is tho admired of all admirers for
her absolutely faultless complexion, per
fonns a most energetic scouring each
evening. When sho returns from school,
to uso her own words, she "looks liko a
chimney sweep." So sho washes her face
in lukewann water, in which some am
monia has been poured. A second wa
ter is clear, and a third rubbing is done
with a sponge liberally soaked with bay
rum, which certainly clears up any speck
of dust which might remain. By this
time the young lady's fair cheeks are
glowing liko damask roses. So she
soothes them by a littlo rico powder and
goes down to dinner conscious of look
ing her loveliest. Sho uses no soap, be
cause sho thinks it makes her "shiny."
Chicago Times.
A New England Mnld.
A writer in Tho Christian Union
sketches with a sympathetic pen a typi
cal Now England old maid, grim and
bmsquo of manner, but having a warm
heart; a hard shell Baint, ho felicitously
calls her. "Not long ago," he says,
"after tho death of a proud aristocrat of
the town whom sho had nursed faith
fully, sho said: 'He allers used to think
tho Lord's overcoat wouldn't make him
a jacket. Guess now lie knows better.'
Nor could Charity itself forbear a smile
whon ono day in tho burying ground she
first saw 'Memento Mori' cut on tho fam
ily stono of a local citizen, and( ex
claimed: 'I knowed all Jem Smith's 'dar
ters, but blessed if I ever knowed before
ono of them had married any Mr. Mori.' "
An Orthodox Vane.
A good story is told of tho great Uni
tarian clergyman, Dr. Channing, of Bos
ton. Tho doctor, in his latter days, was
rather frail in body and very antagonis
tic to going out in an east wind. Atone
period when the weather had been ex
ceptionally good for three weeks a friend
called to see why he had not been out on
these fine days. "Why," exclaimed tho
good man, "the weather vane on Park
Street church has been pointing an east
wind for nearly a month." When the
friend explained that tho indicator was
rusty and the wind had really been from
northwest, tho reverend gentleman's iro
was unbounded to think lie had been
wrongly directed by an orthodox vano.
Chicago Herald.
Tho TuhurdlNt.
"My cousin is in business in Now York
on Broadway. Ho has to work rather
hard, but ho gets a good deal of fresh
air." "What is his business?" "Ho is a
tabardist." "Oh, I see." That dialogue
would describe euphemistically tho oc
cupation of walking up and down carry
ing an advertising board on the breast
and nnothor on tho back. "Tabardist"
Bounds artistic, iih if one wore tho tab
ard garment, of which tho literature of
costume has much to say. Call no longer
tho sign licaror a "sandwich man," but
givo him tho high sounding titlo which
I Baw noted recently. Christian Union,
Thorn llufnrn lllm.
The hunifry guont lit tho nearest
tuhlo
was beginning to lotw patience
"How long lmvo you boon horoV" he
HHked u waiter who wua iiiuwiug, busy
over nothing.
"About threo yearn,"
"Oh, thou you wero hero before I
came." Philadelphia Times,
Inviting an Invitation.
A minister had traveled some distance
to preach, and at the conclusion of the
morning servico waited for some ono to
invito him to dine: but the congregation
dispersed without noticing him.
When the house was nearly empty tho
minister stepped up to a gentleman and
said, "Brother, will you go homo to din
ner with mo today?"
"Where do you liver
"About eighteen miles from here, sir?"
"No, but you must dino with me," an
swered tho brother, with a flushed face,
which invitation the clergyman gravely
accepted. Youth's Companion.
MImmI a Good Thing.
Those old time chaps who tortnred
people to fire, boiling oil, thumb screws,
tho rack and other pleasant methods'
didn't know anything about sawdust. A
man buried under six feet of it can live
I for about twenty minutes, and ho suffers
fully as much as if a ton of brick was
piled above him. A Wisconsin man who
was saved after fiteen minutes says ho
would rather lo burned at tho 6take.--
Detroit Free Press.
On the Wolf's Ilcnd.
Stato Trejisurer Bobloter has issued
orders for wolf scalps sent in from Kitt
eon county to the extent of 2,000. This
represents tho scalps of 400 wolves which
havo been killed sinco last November at
5 a scalp. Tho aggregate scalp orders
on hand, paid and unpaid, amount to
7,150. When tho spring crop of young
wolves is in tho appropriation of 15,000
for wolf bounties for 1800 will bo ex
hausted. Wolves pay better than wheat
in Kittson county. St Louis Globo
Democrat. The Crowd ami Cotton.
A western baseball club has a pitchor
named Cotton, and the crowd seems tc
regard tho name in tho nature of a soft
thing. When Mr. Cotton is pitching the
crowd yell: "See 'em battin Cotton,"
and when he is at tho bat they yell:
"Look at Cotton battin'." It is not much
wonder that he thinks of applying to the
legislature to change his name. Now
York World.
Hot Woiither In Australia.
"Sun sickness" is the term applied to
tho condition of tho peoplo of Melbourne,
who recently passed through a torrid
season. So abnormal was the heat that
natives of Madras and negroes from
Sierra Leone suffered more than they
had over suffered in their native climes.
Chicago Times.
Loiir Lived Cimiiilliin.
The longovity of native Canadians is
seen in tho remarkable fact that tho Rev.
W. J. Annitago oiliciated at tho funerals
of threo in February and March, whose
combined ages reached 2(10, made up aa
follows: 84, 80, 00. St. Catharines Star.
The costliest horso barn in tho world
belongs to D. E. Crouso and is located at
Syracuse, N. Y. It lias now cost the
owner, a millionaire horseman, some
! thing like 700,000. Incidental expenses
will make tho suulo cost littlo snort or -i
round million.
Smith, the government leader in the
British House of Commons, has an
nounced that the government had como
to tho decision that no woman represent
ative of labor or other organizations
could bo placed upon the Labor Com
mission. l'rinco Napoleon hns formally iade
his younger brother, l'rinco Louis, his
political heir, plac ng him under tho
friendly tutelage of l'rinco Roland Bona
parte, who unites much practical wisdom
of the scientific attainments of tho re
cluse of WesUxnirno park.
Emperor William has stated to Chnn
cellorvon C'aprivi that Social Democracy
would now havo full play within the lim
its of legality, but that if it sought to
overstep thone bounds: it would meet
with the most decided suppression.
CIIILLH AM) l'KVKIt CUKKI).
G. W. Messenger, 210 Seneca street, Buf
falo, N. Y writes :
"I was a great sufferer for many years
w th chlllH mid fever, and tried remedies
of all kinds, hut found no relief until a
friend of mine told me to buy a box of
Bhandiiktii'h Pili.h and take them as ill
reo f d. I need twit boxes, und believe that
I am i ured, iih I have not been troubled
with them for I he past year. I cheerfully
recommend them to all who miller. "
Tho man who continual-denies that ho has
any special virtues has at leant tho virtue of
truth.
IIt. AUGUST KCKNIO'H
HAMBURG BREAST TEA
(Samburfltr SBrufll&ct)
FOR CUUGHS AND GOLDS
AND THE
Relief of Consumptive Patients.
arm Tub oenoink h Ni;vBit sold by weiojit
At Drureists und Dealers, or neat by mull on
receipt ol 'S cts. (5 package il.OO) in klamit.
THE CHARLES A. V0GELEFI CO., Baltimore
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You've tried Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription have
you and you're disappointed.
The results are not immedi
ate. And did you expect the dis
ease of years to disappear ia
a week ? Put a pinch of time
in every dose. You would
not call the milk poor because,
the cream doesn't rise in an
hour? If there's no water in
it the cream is sure to rise.
If there's a possible cure, Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription
is sure to effect it, if given a
fair trial.
You get your one dollar it
costs back again if it don't
benefit or cure you.
We wish we could give you
the makers confidence. They
show it by giving the money
back again, in all cases not
benefited, and it'd surprise you
to know how few dollars are
needed to keep up the refund.
Mild, gentle, soothing and
healing is Dr. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. Cures the worst
cases permanently. No ex
perimenting. It's " Old Re
liable." Twenty-five years of
success. Of druggists.
" Thin Is a terrible weight ol kIU," moaned lh
little jilcttiro with tlio hg frame.
8ri(KAIINO FOK I.KAOUKS AltOUND
Tho manttir, overflowed lands, Bunken lota and
half-HiibmerKcd river banks, which kIvo them
birth, the seeds ot miliaria Impregnate tho air,
and aro Inhaled at every breath by thousands
unprovided with any adequato safeguard agalnit
tho baneful Influence. Vet such exist potent
alike to remedv or to nrevent. nuro In Its con
stituents, and tho professionally recognized sub
stitute for tho hateful drug, iulutno. Ita name
Ih Hosteller's Htomach HtttcrH. a family specific
and safeguard, foremost not only as nn antidote
to malaria, but also as a means of permanently
removing dyspepsia and relieving constipation,
liver complaint, rheumatism, kidney and blad
der ailments and nervousness. Among Invlgor
ants It takes the first place, and Is also a Btiperb
appetizer. Uso It systematically.
Never bellevo tho man who says ho had for
gotten all about that littlo loan you returned.
"Brown's Bronchial Troches" havo a
direct inlluence on the inflamed partH, giv
ing relief In coughs, colds and tho various
throat troubles to which singers and pub
lic speakers are llublt. Sold only in boxts.
Frequently money makes tho maro go a trifle
glower than tho opposition boss. Nothing else
moro conspicuously shows tho power of money.
"August
Flower
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For Dyspepsia.
A. Bellanger, Propr., Stove Foun
dry, Montagny, Quebec, writes: "I
have used August Flower for Dys
pepsia. It gave me great relief. I
recommend it to all Dyspeptics as a
very good remedy."
Ed. Bergeron, General Dealer
Lauzon, Levis, Quebec, writes: "I
have used August Flower with the
best possible results for Dyspepsia."'
C. A. Barrington, Engineer and
General Smith, Sydney, Australia,
writes: "August Flower has effected .
a complete cure in my case. It act
ed like a miracle."
Geo. Gate9, Corinth, Miss.,writes:
" I consider your August Flower the
best remedy in the world for Dys
pepsia. I was almost dead with
that disease, but used several bottles
of August Flower, and now con
sider myself a well man. I sincerely
recommend this medicine to suffer
ing humanity the world over." (B
G. G. GREEN, Sole Manufacturer,
Woodbury, New Jersey, V. 6. A.
rtltr is tho ncknowlMltfXI.
leading remndy for all to
unnatural discharge ami
private disease of wen. JL.
certain cure for the deb M
fating weakness peculiar
to women. . . .
I prescribe nana reei m
, In recomtneodlns it t
nil tinVrara.
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