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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (May 2, 1889)
i v THE ARIZONA KICKER. tome l'ccullurltlra or JaurimlUtlc I.llr tn n Western Territory. What It Means. This half-sheet is no accident. Wo issued it to save our legal notices. Hnd wo had no lerral nds wo should havo skipped publica tion entirely. When it is cold enough in this town to freeze whisky within Ion feet ot a red-hot stovo thero is no call for an editor to got up and hump himself. Our esteemed contemporary down the street calculates to skip two weeks and got drunk at least four times, and we shall bo with him in spirit While wo aim to publish the greatest newspaper in the West wo can't fight 27 below zero worth shucks. Cum dig solis, which means that as soon as tho blizzard lets up wo will try to do better. Tan Samoa Akfaik. In case of a war count us in! We have already ar ranged, in caso war breaks out, to leave tho Kicker in good hands, or suspend publication altogether and go to the front. We shall go as a General. Wo shall bo prepared to part with a liberal quantity of our blood, devour our sharo of hard tack, and return to receive tho plaudits of the multitude. Let 'er go, Gallagher! Gone to the II. II. G. An Indian named "He-that-thinks-a-great-deal" drank a pint of Branson's budge the otherovonlngand started for his abode across tho creek. Yesterday his dead body was found on tho highway near tho bridge, frozen so stiff that it broke in two as the boys loaded It up. Tho spirit had gone to tho happy hunting grounds, thero to know sorrow never again. "Ho-that-thinks-a-great-deal will think no more. Had he thought a groat deal more about water and a great deal less about whisky lie might have pulled through until spring and had another chauoo to run oil a horse, but he had become discouraged and wonted to go. Uo is gone. It is well. We traded him a year's subscription to the Kicker for four big jack-rabbits, and wo are six months ahead of him. Moi.kiiii.i. vs. Mountain. There is a disposition on tho part of a few mud sills to magnify tho little incident which occurred at the posl-olllee last Tuesday evening. Last week wo re ferred to Colonel Crocker as a thief. Wo were wrong. Ho was arrested in Illinois for arson and jumped his bail. Ho mot us in tho post-otllco and knocked us down. While down we explained that wo were in error, and ho apologized and helped brush the dirt oil our clothes. That's all there was to it one of tho trilling incidents of every-dny lifo and that class who nro seeking to exaggerate the facts will make nothing by it. When wo call an incendiary a thief a robber, an absconder a bigamist an embezzler, we shall apologize every time. There is uo reason why an editor shouldn't also bo a gentleman. W 1:1,1. Sim'I'i.ieu. J. M. Tompkins, our leading and popular druggist, has received from the Last a fresh supply of arsenic, strychnine and rough on rats, and any one requiring any thing in that line will find his goods fresh and hisopriees exceedingly moderate. Mr. Tompkins uses tho poor just as well :s the rich, and all who come are lhado welcome. In Goon Time. 1 ho "Howling Hy ena," which boasts of a weekly circu lation ofl 2ft copies, and whoso jealousy of tho Kicker's success is a matter of public comment, sneoringly observed last week that wo had not yet secured tho right to put "postmaster" after our name. Don't bo in a hurry, gentle men. Wo began on tho ground lloor, and wo can't grow nine stories all at once. We don't want to bo postmaster just at present, being engaged in con ducting a great weekly newspaper, a grocery, butcher shop, and hardware store combined, but when we get more time we may have something to say about oven the governorship. The only jiang of sorrow we fool is one for tho editor of the Howling Hyena, who will have tilled a drunkard's grave before our plans are perfected. A Comii:rr Vi:i:sion Thero are sovoral versions Hying around in re gard to the unfortunate affair in tho lied Front Saloon last Friday night. As we were present and a witness wo will state that when Major Shainocken came in ho was inebriated. Some one laugh ingly asked him how ho escaped from Joliet, and tho Major foolishly insisted that his character had been impugned. As wo owed him fifteou dollars ho did not want to harm U9, but passed on to Judge Shooks. Tho Judge was also far gone with drink and in bad temper, and tho two douched and rolled on tho lloor. The stovo was upset, and in Ittf fall tho Major was mortally injured. This is a plain statement of tho case. Wo all know that tho Major was a horse-thief, and he shouldn't havo been bo thin-skinned. Wo all know tho Judge as an old bum and corrupt olli cial, and ho shouldn't havo been so ready to light. Both were to blame and yot neither could bo hold culpable. Detroit Free l'ross. Keep the Children's Faith. Mother, don't destroy your chil dren's faith in you by not keeping your promises to them, no mnttor how trifling thoy may eom. Tho simple childish faith they place in you should bo a reason, if thero was no other, for keeping tho promises once made. Tho child may doubt every one else but will bellovo the mother. A child's faith is Involuntary, born of weakness and conscious dopondonco, and his mother Is his law and gospol. But lot a child unco distrust the word of his mother, and he losos forever his simple child ish faith. It is a shook that tho tender iwislbilltlos never recover from, and often a omul disillusion that make, blm ultimately perhaps a cynic. De troit Tribune, SflREWD ADVERTISERS. Headers of the newspapers of the'day cannot fail to be impressed with the fact that the modern advertiser is progressive. He u compelled to be, else competitors more active m the invention of new ad vertising devices, will outstrip him in public favor. Tho value of printers' ink judiciously and scientifically employed cannot be overestimated ; "it is the medium where by a meritorious discovery is raised from local fame to a position in the public es teem. Hence the columns of the yews papers are daily used by hotts of adver tisers and in the competition which is in dulged in to attain the desired end, the reader is oftentimes amused. The greatest of Ainerican'advertisers, and it tnav as well be said in the world, isH. H. Warner of Rochester, N. Y., whose name has leen made everywhere familiar in connection with Warner's ?afe Cure, widely advertised because of its merit in the prevention and cure of kidney diseases. By printers' ink this great discovery lias achieved world-wide iwpulurity and thousands feel grateful for the knowledge thus acquired of this greatest of modern remedies. Furthermore, the public lias been taught that disorders of the lungs, brain, heart and liver which have hitherto been regarded and treated by the profession as distinctive diseases are not so in fact, but are the attending symptoms of disease of tho kidneys ; therefore, thoconsuniptive, the apoplectic, the paralytic, and the suf ferer from nervous disorders can be re stored to health by Warner's Safe Cure, which will remove the true cause of those disorders by restoring the kidneys to healthy action. The advertising methods employed by this greatest of advertisers are invariably instructive and, although the reader may sometimes be "caught" in reading ah advertisement, which was not at first sup posed to bo such, tliere is nevertheless no time lost since useful information is invariably gained concerning life's great problem. "Oh, merciful heavens!" exclaimed Mrs. Shriekwell, looking up from tho nowspnper as she rend tho startling headlines: "Another Theatre Horror 1" "What is it!" anxiously inquired her husband. "Another theatre burned," sho said, "nnd u scene painter and three actors were hurt, and a chest full of manuscript plays anil all tho wardrobe burned up." "Those empty headed liars of editors," growled Mr. Shriekwell; "they ought to bo prosecuted for printing mislead ing head lines. Call thata horror! I thought somebody had brought out another English comedy." Hunletto. A 3letHiiiorilitsls. Spmlsoy (the tramp) I'm blowed if I knowed yer, Mikol lleen pluyiu' der races? Jlike No. IJeen playin' tint bath houso whilo der dado's in der water. Spudsey Uuess I'll go in an' gitllo vourn. Dey's better den mine. Judge. Wlmt Ho 51. nut. Ill ono of our district courts, not long since, Ethiopia furnished tho plaiiititr and defend ant, and tho witnesses on each sitlo also could traco their ancestors to "Afrio's burning and." Ono of tho witnesses was n rather freo and easy sort of a jHirsonugo, who caiuo to tho stand mid underwent tho flro of tho opposing counsel. Alter tho witness had given testimony, tho tono of which showed a decided bias against tho principal on tho other side, tho latter's .attorney took him in hand. ''You do not like Mr. Jones very much, I seo?'1 "No, I doosn't," was tho candid reply. "Why is it that you so disliko him?" "Can't say, boss, upless 'tis .ho's too much o' darky an' a half to suit dis chilo." Hero his honor turned to tho witness to inquire what ho meant by referring to the, other as a darky an' ii half, whereupon tho witness replied: "You see, jedge, I call him a dnrky nn' a half, coz he puts on too uiuny airs for ono nigger, an' iiot quite enough for two." Boston Budget. A Suro Cure. First Crook I've got a soft snap now; safe, too, right within tho law. Did you no-( tico thoso "how to got thlu" advertisements in tho papers? Second Crook By jinks I Is them yours? AVhat do you send in return for tho half dol lar? Second Crook Country board circulars.. Tho Cartoon. A Great Furor. Dumley I say, Brown, as a great favor, would you mind putting your name ou tho back of my note for thirty days? ( Brown (dubiously) Why, I s'pose so,' Dumley. Where will you make tho note payable? Dumley Anywhoro you like, old man; that's your business, not mine. New York Sun How Ho Got There. Friend (to dentist) Now that you'vo got tho custom houso job you were after I s'posu you'll give up pulling teeth? Dentist Yes, indeed. "How did you manago to get that job, Charley P "I had a strong pull." Texas Sifting!. Ilapi1)' ItcroviT)'. There la not hi ni? 1 now enjoy that I do uot owe to liavhik' ued Dr. David Kouiledy'H fa vorite Itemed)-, of Kouudout. N V., ut it time when I waa anttVrliiK 'l that a human belli could endure. hl troublen U-gau lu my kid ney", from which I never expected to recover. My physician ald I had IlriKht'i dlaeaae hater had a bad attack of xravul. Hlx yearn ago lait June how well I remember that day I aw lr. Kennedy'! Favorite lteniedy advertUel In our pajwr. After ualuic three bottle I waa well. I hiue never had a return of the dUeune, and ihoitKh 1 am liter nlxty yearn of uxe I am vl oroua and atroinc. aa I wai In my prime. What phyilclaiia aud the many ruincdlca I hud la Wen ciuld not do. Dr. Kcniiudy.a t-'uvorlte Itenudy did. it ttuied the dlaeaau and made me a well womuii. lira l!mlllue 1'. Mlrnur, Hunt Hill. U. Dr. Kknnkuy'h Kavoiiitk Hkmkuy. made at Itoudout. S. V. II: for V Mild fir IhmmI. linn tucHrw Kidney, l.lveraud ItliHxl dlaurdera. ilw utv cMidtal that beara tuUrvat only I u the haudi ut talent. for mii lrrllutc.1 Tliraul, .'otip;li, or !olil, "llrtfum'i llnmthMTrorjiri" are uf ltm with the fullvat eoiifldenee lu their ellliu cj. Sold unly in Uitti. I mlcrrvrilly l.imglicil .t. The unthlnklug are prone to ninke game of iiervoiwiicM. Yet thl Is a very real ami serious affliction. theharrnMliiKsymtitomsof whleh are rendered all the more poiKtinut by ridicule The stomach 1 usually responsible for these omp toma Its weakness and dWorder find a reflex In the brain, which Is the headquarter of the tier vous s stem. As n nerve tonic nud trnnciillizer, wo believe that not one can be pointed out so eflecttve as Hosteller's Stomueh Hitters. In re newing vigorous digestion, It strike the key note of recovery of strength and quietude by the nerves. Headaches, tremors in quiet sleep, abnormal sensitiveness to unexpected noises all these modify and ultimately disappear a the system gnlm strength from the great tonic. Dyspepsia, biliousness rheumatism, constipa tion and kidney complaints are subdued by the Hitters. It Is easier to be wle for others than for oneself. White Elephant of Slain, Lion of Kng land, Drajion of China, Crss of Swltzer, land. Banner of IVria, Crescent of Egypt Double Enisle of Russia, Star of Chill, The Circle of Japan, Harp of EH". To net iIipko buy a box of the genuine Dr. C. McLank's Cki.khkatku Livkh Pii.i.s, price ii." cents, and mail us the out side wrapper with your address, plainly written, and -1 centx in stamps. W e will then mail you the above list with an ele gant packngu of oleographlc and chro matic t arris. Fleming Bnos., Pittshuho, Pa. l'rosperltv unmasks the vices; adversity re veals tlie virtues. CoiiHiiiniitloii .Surely Cured. To Til K ElUTon: l'leaso Inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for the above named disease, lly its timely use thousand of hopeless eases have been permanently cured. I shall be slari to send two bottles of my reme dy krek to any of jour readers who have con sumption if they will send me their express aud postolllee address. Respectfully. T. A. SI.OCU.M, SI. (., 1S1 Pearl St., New York. Life Is but a short day, but It Is working day. DcmIi-cm to Hear Testimony. Henry Thorne, Traveling Secretary of the Y. M. C. A., write from Kxvter Hall, Strand, Iaui don, February IsnS: "I desire to bear my testimony to the value of Ai.i.cock's Tours I'i.astkiis. I have used them for pain in the buck and side arising from rheu matic and other cause, never without deriv ing benefit from their application. They tire easily applied and very comforting. Thne en gaged as 1 am In public work, which Involves exposure to sudden changes of temperature, will do well to keep a supply of Al.U'oCK's Tones Tlastkiis in their portmanteaus." If you haven't time to Ih1 koixI, step over and borrow a little of your besettlni; sin. If aftllcted with Boro Kycs, uho Dr. Isaac ' Thompaon'8 Kye Water. Druk'tdBt) Boll It 25o. Tuy Deiimka Tor hroHlcfaat. It auu arior uxuolleuoa i.ruvuu lu liiuiloua of homes for more thau a quarter of a ountury. It is used by the United Htatei Government, indorsed by the hoada of the Great Universities KB the Strongest, Pures and moet Healthful. Dr. I'rlco's Oroani flaking Powder does uot , eontalu Aunonla, Limn or Alum. Hold only lu cans. I I'ltlOK II KINO POWUKIl iv i, ' NKW vmtlC CIIICAOO. HAN KHANCIBCO. WHAT CONSUMPTION SOBOFULA BRONCHITIS COUGHS COLDS Wasting Diseases SCOTT'S EMULSION CURES Wonderful Flesh Producer. Scott'H Emulsion is not a secret remedy. Containing tho (itiinulnting HypophoH pliitea and Pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil, the potency of both being lnrgoly in creased. It in used by Pbymciuus all over tho world. PALATABLE AS MILK. Hold by all liruygljitt. Homo ycurs airo I wiw thrown from a how In Jtcl.ennun county, and received h lrlKlitful wound on one ofmy Ii-ks, For iri'ire than u yiar I wiihiiii able to wulk. Too wound ulcerated and refilled to lii-ul, and every one tlioiiKht 1 would Imvo toNii Mill Kiuiupututlou. HHH, was recom in ended, anil I uied It fn-el , unit I ahull never K't throiiKh tliunkliiK K. H. H. for huvIiik n)' h'K, und restoriiiB me to jierlect livullh. (U ill and 'iisiiv, I'uli-Ntlne, 'IVxum, July, '.'I, 'vt. Hend lor treutNi) ou lllood and Hkln I)licunesj mulled free. MWI IT HP1X I TIC tt , Ilruwer .'I, Atlanta, (iu. N. P. N. U. No. M) S K. N. TJ. No. 1157 To llowtrlire per and J'nrmrr. Ilia Impor tant that the Soda or Half raluayou uauahonld lxi White and I'ure lama ai all almllar aubataun-a uaed for food. Toluaure obtaining only the "Arm li Hatutuer" brand hwl or Halerat ia, buy it tn jwiuDd or lilf pound" rartooua. which bcarour name aud trade- mark, aa inferior Kooda areaomo Unitaaubatllutid for the "Arm k lUmuer ' brand when bought lu bulk l'arllea union Ilaklnu Powder ahould reiuriu ler that It tola rlalni? OUIl Tit A property conalala of bl carbouatn of aoda. One lea.nor.nllll' f the "Anil k Ham mi r brand ot Hodao S4leratui miieil vlth aour ni.lx ciua Packed in Card ON KVKKY CREAM jAKlNg JJTJACOBSOR 1 FOR NEURALGIA. MluralaU ind Pril)liNo,, IBSO-Cirtd. BprlBftold, Tim. tr wlfa rufferd II month, with nturtlrU and taralyila. I had to mo., htr In bed, and coald n no r.ll.t. Br th. tint ibt had Bird Iwo-Udril aX a katlla at tt. Jacob. Oil tha coald wall. JOS. r. UCRFHT. From Sime B Yetri Ltf.. Permanent Cure. Spring. id, T.nn , Oct. IT, ISH. Ifj wife w.i paralrt.d aod could not walk a titp. Btfora I Bi.d a botll. St Jacob, oil iha wat about Ui. hoB... Baa linowtntlraly will, do.i aU laahoa.. vara and milting too. JOS. ? UURrHT. So!d by Vrvpffiitt and Dralrri KirrYithtre. Kits Charles A. Vuceler Co., llalto., MA, I CURE FITS! I do not mt-an merely to stop them for a time and then hate them retain inrnln. 1 mean radical cure 1 hare made the disease of kits, Kril.l.v or rw.l. l.N'i SICKNE. a lite-long atudjr I warrant my remedy to cure the worst oases, Kecnuso others have falle t Is no reason for not ho reoeitlng a cure Send nt once Sor a t nullse and a free Kittle ot m Infallible remedy Hire Kipreas anil Tost Ottlce. II 0 ROlfr SI I' ISJTearlSt New York. A BIG SHOW Smith's Oaih8tore, 418 Front 8t 8. F Cal. Urges t general dealers west of the Mississippi River. Dry Goods, Notions, Hosiery, Under wesr; Wall Paper, Stationery, Blankets, Bed dine; Boots, and Shoes; Canned Goods, Dry traits: Wooden, Tin, Crockery, Glass .QranlU. and Hardware. Meat, Flih, Trovtslona, Honey, 0 rain, Feed, Groceries, I'ure Spices, Seeds, 11a ns; Drugs, Uedcclnes; Clocks, Ammunition, Rubber Goods, Tents, and quantities of other goods at lowest prices for Cash only. Send 3 a stamp for full list by first mall, and learn how to Uto cheap and well at small cost ; S2 years la bvslness; Customers In every County,west ot Rocky Mountains, and many elsewhai. OTho BUYERS' GUIDE is issuod March and Bopt., oaoh yoar. It is nn ouoy olopodla of usoful infor matlou for nil who pur. chnso tho luxuries or tho nocossitioB of lito. Wo can clotho you nnd lurnlsh you with nil tho nocossnry nud unneoossary appliances to rido, walk, danco, sloop, cat, fish, hunt, work, ro to church, or stay at homo, nnd in varloiiB slzos, stylos and qunntitios. Just ilfruro out what is roquirod to do all thoso thinca COMFORTABLY, nnd you can makoalair estimoto of tho valuo of tho DUVEH8 GUIDE, which will bo sont upon receipt of 10 conts to pay postaRo, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 111-114 Michigan Avonuo, Chicago, 111. WELL DRILLS FOR EVERY PURPOSE. Sold on Trial ! ln.,,.1,,,.,,1 .,,,..11 .....(!.. Iniiro. Kenil tj fur niallliiK Inru'O lllimtnitc.l Oitul utio "Itli full puilluulara. Man ufucturuil by h'.ii. AilMtlimf'ift'o I 1(17 al Kltt l.nU.i Nl. Cliiciij; .HI. ' tf to N a ilny. Samples worth Wi.lH TliraKltKK. bines not under horses' feet. Write r.-MtT NiilVty Iteln llldi-:o Hull v. .11 It'll. O I CinVVH I . BAOIf. Oablor, UoonUb Ptanoa; Ilurdett Oriaus, band luitruuienta. lnugrv .tuck of Hhoot Music ana Uooka. lUmla tuppllod l Eastom lrloe. MATTIIIAH flKAV DO., i&l Poa Ktivt, Han FranoliMV. Rs, SPINNEY fr1 Dr. Spinney & Co.fflffii NPRVnilQ Deointy. J.oSBof Vliror, Homlmi V J WO j0B,e, V.;nlc Alomory, l)cpon tlency, i;c, duo to cxceaacH or ubuxc, curej. YOUIMO MCWnllrrlMtrein tho rffectf V . 1 ,ntn"ofyoutli7tilfollieorlmlin. crctlon nhonld avail thcnn-eUca of our treatment, A positive euro iruaranU-eil In every cnxn. Hyplnlla, Urinary and Venereal Dlnenws all uunntural dU cnaryce, promptly and safely cured. MIDDLE-AGED MENR;,0, eaao of Kidney or IllftddeT. Weak Hack, Nervoin lleblllty. WaatlnK of Hexu..! tStruuKth, etc., cured unit rextored to healthy vltior. W, 1). l'eronn unablq to vlalt ns may bo treato-l at their homcK, by correspondence. Aleillrlm-a am instructlona Bent by mnllorcxprcHa. (Jonaultutloi iri-o. Bend i ccnta lnatumpsjor Uiio Vount; Alau'l t'rluudor liuldu to Wudlock. I prescribe and fully en , dorse 1)K ( at Die onl upecllle lurllioeerlulncuie of thla dlseuHi-. , (J. ll.lN'OltAHAM.M I) , 1 AlimtiTiIuiii, .N. V We have sold 111k (1 lor 1 many yenra. and It hua i Con. In rl TO t 0ATB, W Ooarantted not t caoaa strletur. urdanlrkytba Itiei Chialol Co. Cincinnati,! Kiven mo uesi oi auua faction, I). It. DVC'HU A CO., (hlcak-(i. III. Ohio. Trad Barll 81.00. Bold by UrutftfltKs. THE VAN MONCISCAR ;PRIVATE DISPENSARY. 1 NOS. lUa and 134 Til J HI) hTUUKT, Portland, Oregon. la the only Private Ilia- peiiHury iu i'ortlaiul or ou the XorthHest Vituil, here patients nrcBUrcew. fullytreatiilrurallNKKV , (It H, L'HHDNIU AND I I 'II IV A') I. UIHI'.AHKH 111 ouiii; or old, alngle or inuirled, audi aa I.OBT MANHOOD, Nerroua debility, avuilnal loaaea, fulhuff luriiiary, ryphilltlc uniiitiona, ef i teita of mercury, kidney I und bladder troublea. gon orrhea, (leet, atrlcturu etc. CONSULTATION KltKK, ItKWAlin If you have an Old .'ore that needs htaliiiK, and that other reuiediea liuve failed to heal, or a hreakliiK out or Itehliu; of tlic nrnlp ' or immij , nr a jhjji, jiurii, ill, or iiiij nuiiit-u. jm which u r'uho U aultahle, buy a 'iVcent box of .llexlciin Nulvc. which Ih Warranted to' ( lire when everytlilinreliie fallN, u not kepi ny your driiKK'l"t ooiul ceutit lu atumpH to J (' Dkmknt, Attt, Aatorla, Or., und receive a lox I)1C MAUK fourteaapoonfulaof the) Ixullukliitf I'owder.ur tni twenty tlmea lta coat, bealdoi bclug lnuchhfttlthler.becauao It doe not con tain any Injurious aubiUncci, auchaa alum, terra alba etc., of which many bak ing l'owder aro made. Dairymen aud Partner ahould uae only the"Arm As Hammer" brand for cleauintr and keeping Milk I'aua Hwtet and C'leau. Cltmoir, Bes that every pound packaga of 'Arm and Hammer brand" contalni full III ounce net, and the i pouud packages full li unc i net. Hod a or Kalcralua aaiue a apecl Old ou each pJCkaj;ti. I'ACICAOK. Board Boxes. Always keeps Soft. ; UitrlMA cured RPRMAM ASTHMA CURE GERMAN ASTHMA CURE InstAnUy relleTM the most rtotent attack, and Insure comfortable sleep SO WalTUU far RC SILT. Being used by inhalation. It action is Ira ruedlalA, dlrertand certnln. and a cure Is the result In all ( tirstilnc vso, A single trial con I Tlneee the most skeptical. Price Mo. and $1.00 I of any dnunti't. or rhyroMl fmple l-rcc for Irs U.srlllPKMAN N.St. rnl. Ulna. PDIVATP luformatlon.tlther sex, ealed, 1 till ill Ti free Trlvnte Diseases cured rid I'm-! Co.. miii rnnclnco. 'iI. I A I II U V I Kke t I""'"', epcclnllv I HI II 111 I M.utiur.ii I.Aiiics of dell kllUllaV rate health. Send stamp for full particular of this KreHt boon to women, ent In securely sealed letter. UK. (I It A KM K. box IM1, San Kraneleo, Cal. AFTERNOON TEA. Paid Mrs. 0. to Mrs. 1). ("1'wiw o'er n cup of flno Itolieit): "Our pretty hostess yonder, 11ns ir.ilneil lu looks Hiirprlslnirly; Sho Bocins us well nn well enn bo I What la tho c.i;:; I wonder?" I ni1 I rim.ilfiii.ti ilnlitltl.iii,,! ,wl Presciiiition is tho best ot all restorative tonic. It In a potent Specillc for all tliiwo Clnonic S eaknesses ami Diseases peculiar to Women; a powerful tonic and nervine, It imparts vijror ami strcimth to the whole svstem. It promptly cures weakncti-i of stomach, iiiiuea. imli:esfion. bloatlii. "weak back, nervous prostration. tleMlity ami lfeple8tie. It is carefully compoumldl lv nn exnu lienceil ami skillliil physician, ami ailapteil to woman's delicate or"itniatioti. I'lirely veetalilf and perfectly harmless In anv condition of the system. l-avorlte Prescription" is the only medicine lor women, sold hv driii-elst" under a pimtivc guarantee of satisfaction In even- case, or price ($1.00) refunded' This truaiantee 1ms been printed on the bottle-wrappers, and faitlilully carried out for many years. J ' Copyrighted, 1S53, by Wom.n's Disit.nsaiiv Mnnio.u, Association, Proprietors. 'Sf ?xS little liver pills. a. J k L Purely I'ticiuiilod to tuko. lllllniia Olio tiny, Siitriir-coiite.l lcllel n IIoho. fures Sick Uemlnci.o. Bletiiliielie, CoiiHtlmitlou, I ml I ust I on, HilloiiN At tucks, umi tdl ilermii',ni'iu or tim ctoiiimjli i ANY ONE CAN DYE A Dress, or a Coat, ) Any Coor mil. C-j. I J niooons, reuuivm, ? for yarns, Rags, etc. j ten cents and In many other ways SAVE Money, nnd make tiling look like NEW, by ualnfi DIAMOND DYES. The work It easv. simnle. quick: the colors the BEST and FASTEST known, Ask for DIAMOND DYES and take no other. for Gliding or Bronzing Fancy Articles USE DIAMOND PAINTS. Gold, Silver, Drome, Copper. Only io Cents. Baby Portraits. tures lrom life, printed ou lino Tilnto miner by lmtent nhotti process, sent ireo to Mother ot liny lliihv tmrn within h year. Every Mother wants thcMi pictures ; head at once, tilvo llnliy'K iiiiuiu uud ukc. WELLS, RICHARDSON k CO,, BURLINGTON, VT, Ai DIAMOND I i msmimasmmmiaimsm m aV :jaaaHaHT m I m lllaM I aM B. 'ciaiifcr-.-,.lTiiflnrj.'iig.f.-.iw - CLOTHING For Men and 33oys at "THE HASTINGS," Lick Houso Block, San Francisco. i MAM & BENEDICT, o.o.hangs & a 27 Years in present location. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS sea cscsa riAxara bsaot. OrttlnHl, tfi, ftly ffniliitni miir pin wi iur. Tcr w u . k k for OiaktHtr't SngliikC i Diamond Brand, in red me-1 K tftliid itr. m a with blue rib- Si boo, At Iricf;Ut. Aeeept in other. Aik till Id Dane- board boip. flt.k wrirpWi' 1(irc?r N, fTrf rtrtlcuUri id I ,,ltllrf for I,4ilr, i' .p' Uutr.ht rrtiirn nalU 10,000 trail. feaonlirufrotu LAQliS who hit u I thfta. titmt Paper. llilchptcrtlu,iulclCo.,3IadlonSq.,riilI.,r. OPIUM nnAdNTlS5xpEHs,NE" l)r eatherbVs Atitlitott In use 17 years. Special Morphine Habit Cure also. Torres tiondence Confidential, t nil on or addre J. J. A1KKN. MatiBirer, ltoom ,i, at. Ann's Hulld Itur. San Krnticlco Snld Mrs. I), to Mrs. fl. "She's clmugeil Indeed, hut then, you sec, Sho put nsldo objection, And tried that fmnoiis li'iuedy. Which did m much for you nnd mo Tierce's l'livoiito Prescription." I - .'lll. ,...1 l . w ... . V THE OniG-I3Mrl.Xi, VoGotablo and Porfeotiy Harmless. m u Mvor S'JII. SiiuilleM, chenpept. eimlest Cleanse the System With that most rcllablo inodlclno i'nlno's Celery Compound. Itpurlilesthe? blood, cures Constipation, and regulates tho liver and bIilaoy8,ciructuaUy cleans ing tho system oi all wasto ami dead matters. ine's Celery Compound combines truo nervo tonic and Btreiiffthlngr iUiilltles, rovlvlng thu energies und spirits. " I have been tniuliled for soino years with a complication of ilinicuttlcs. After trying va rious remedies, and not Hiidlng n'llef, I tried 1'iiliio'H Celery Compound. Ueforo taking oao full iKittlii the long tniublcsomu symptoms be gun to subside, and I ran truly say now, thut I feel like u new iiinu. Digestion has Improved, and I lnui) gained ten pounds lu weight since I huvo commenciHl taking thu Coinpound." lloNhsrus Ktkahss. Kelchvlllo, Vt. Jl.OO. Six for fi.Wi. At Druggists. Wiilus, KiuiuiiubON & Co., Uurllugton, Vt. TO MAKE -A Delicious Biscuit Ask your Grocer for COW BRAND SODAlSALERATUS. HkJiiUIt fun. DO IT MOW Pa
