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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 6, 1888)
Z OF GENERAL INTEREST. A junk man at Biislinell found two hoys playing with a cast-iron globe about the size of a base ball. It proved to be an unexploded canister bomb. A skeleton of a human being which was recently placed in the hallway of a medical college at Los Angeles" Cal., to scare burglars away has been stolen. A negro at the Iioyee (La.) tele graph ollice the other day sent the fol lowing dispatch to an absent friend: 'Come home your wifes dyin' fast as she can." A gia rites, who, though only twelve years and live months old, Ptands eight feet high, and weighs two hundred and seventy pounds, is on ex hibition in Japan. Two ladies. Miss Belle Hurrows and Virginia Springer, each carried out a keg of powder from a burning store during a recent lire at New Mar tinsville, W. Va. The kegs were hot and they put wet rags on them to cool them. Feyth, the Bridgeport safe burg lar, says that safes should be set on blocks and placed in a corner in such a position t hut the door will shut to ward the wall. This makes it neces sary to move the safe in order to get at the door with the wedge and jim my, and the job is dillieult and dan gerous. A pretty nuss.not over fifteen year.? of age, setup a bootblacking stand in Wall street. New York, one day re cently, and everyone expected to see her get a large custom, but somehow or other no man had the courage to submit his boots to the brushes of a maiden, and she was compelled to give up the business. Ina recently published history of Connecticut appears a description of a grand wedding in the later colonial days. The historian says: "On the day after the marriage ninety-two ladies and gentlemen proceeded to dance ninety-two jigs, fifty-two contra dances, forty-live minuets, and seven teen hornpipes." We are gror.iiig old very fast, Horatio, my son. Time is winging us ' away to our eternal home at a great rate. We have scarcely recovered from tiie effects of our Fourth of July celebration before we have to make preparations to contract our Christmas headache. This is a mad, mad world. Lincoln Journal. A farmer of Mecklenburg County, N. C, owns a tame crow which goes regularly to the cotton field and picks as much in a day as any of the human pickers. With its beak it twists the cotton out and puts it in a bag. The owner of this truly rare bird, as well as the neighbors, declare that the state ment is true in all respects. A negro m Americus, (Ja., bought a trunk at a store for one dollar and a half. An hour afterward he returned and said he guessed he'd got too much for his 11101103'. The trunk was filled with the storekeeper's stock of Mack inaw straw fiats that had been packed away in it for the. winter. They were worth from seventy-live toone hundred dollar. Bismarck's wife is an interesting woman. She is more than sixty years of age, very tall, and very gray. Her features are prominent and her cheek bones very high. Altogether she lias a strong face. She is a women of very determined character and not unlike tip "iron chancellor" himself in obsti nacy. She is fond of talking and speaks in a loud and decided voice. "Oh, pray lot mo have my way this time." said a young gentleman to his lady love. "Well, Willie, I sup pose I must this onco; but you know that after we are married I shall have a Will of niv own." Harpers Uazar. A FORTUNE LOST AND WON. The fnct has already been published in the Virginian that Mr. T. M. Ben eon, the popular chief clerk of the Old Dominion Steamship Company at Newport News, was the fortunate win ner of one-tenth of the capital prize of $ir0,000 in the recent grand drawing of The Louisiana State Lottery. The press dispatches hud it that W. II. Landon, of Newport News, had been the winner, and thereby hangs the tale of how a very respectable fortune was lost and won. The particulars are as follows : A party of five had indi vidually purchased tenth tickets in the last grand lottery. Anion" the five was a youth named W. H. J.-union, and the tenth of a ticket he purchased was 74 411. After receiving his ticket and holding it for some time he thought there was more money in belling his ticket than in holding it, and ho fold it to Mr. T. M. Benson. Mr. Benson is a repulur subscriber to the Norfolk Virginian, and always looks upon it ue a welcome visitor, but never more so than whpn he read in it the announcement of the luky num bers in the hist drawing and saw that the ticket Jio held, No. 71411 was the one tint drew the firBt capital prize. Hb is n married man, with a loving wife and two beautiful children, and he took quick steps to his pleasant home, and read the happy announce ment contained in tho Virginian to his dear ones. Mr. Benson is a very prac tical man. He plced his ticket in tho charge of tho Homo Savings Bank uf Norfolk for collection, and quietly pursues the even tenor of his business. Ho has boon investing one dollar a month in The Louisiana State Lottery for Bomo years, and considers that it was a profitable investment. Ho lias boon tho recipient of manv lpttors and telegrams of congratulation from friends throughout tho country. A"or Jolk (Va ) Virginian, Dec. 3. GREAT ADVANTAGES. A IVratrrn Scttlrr' Kiperlpnre With idiom-Dent Toying Tenderfoot. The "boom" spirit lias taken such possession of the Wot that people w'.io are looking for locations have become accustomed to high exaggeration. Do you want to sell your farm?" was asked of an old fellow. "Wouldn't mind it." "Land rich?" "Cream's pore compared with it." "Healthful neighborhood?" "Ain t nobody ever died here yit Cul. (iruder's on died some time ago in Texas an' they fetch him home to bury him, an' dinged if he didn't get well before they got through with the funeral sermon." "It must be healthful." "That's what it is. See that fellar goin' 'long vander?" "Yes." "Walks pretty well, don't he?" "Fust rate." "Wall, 1 know something about him in connection with this here climate that will sound sorter strange." "What's that?" , "Wall, when that feller come here he had only one leg." "You don't mean it?" " "Yes. I do." "I have heard so much concerning this part of the country that 1 am now prepared for almost any thing, but 1 must confess that you astonish me." "It's a fact all the same. Only had one leg when he come here, but putty soon another one commenced to grow out." Crew right on the stump of the old one, eh?" "No. sir; never had a stump. Was horned with only one leg. Do you know that thar ain't a man in this county that draws a pension from the Government?" "No, is that a fact?" "A Hat-footed faek. Their arms an' legs have growed out, till the Govern- 1 i nieni nas reiiiseu to give em pen is. Good fruit country?" Well, toleralcle, but it ain't verv good fur apples, fur the trees grow so high that the young applies die of the com. &eo mat long row oi lag true3 over vonder?" "Yes." "When I came here they had jet been set out. They were telegraph poles at first, but shortly after they was put out, although they were dead when they were put out, they com menced growin' an' they jest had to take the wires oil' of 'email' let 'em rip. Wonderful country, aint it?" "Yes; by the way, what will you take for your place?" "I'll sell it to you cheap, eonsiderin' the faek thai they air about to lay till' a town on it. You may have my fifty acres for a hundred dollars." "That's certainly cheap." "lleekon it is. What do you say?" "It is suspiciously cheap. Why are you so anxious to sell?" "Wall, as I tell you. they air goin' to build a town here an' I don't want no noise an' confusion about me. What do you say?" "Don't believe I want to buv." "Say. take it for fifty dollars. 1 han't stand noise, rccollock." "No, I don't care to invest." "How would twenty-live strike you?" "Not very well." "What would you say to tifteen?" "No, I'm obliged to you." "Wall, nit outen here, now git! You would paralyze any boom, the cpuntry ever saw. Hill," calling his son. "fetch my gun out here, an' if this feller's in sight three niii'iits from now I'll take a crack at him. Git!" Ar kiinsau) Traveler. REALLY PHENOMENAL. A Huby Wliosn Oratorical Powers Are Simply Wonderful. , "Oh, George!" cried young Mrs. Meny, running to meet her husband at the door. "I've something the best to tell you." "No?" said George; "what is it?" "Why, don't you think the baby can talk! Yes. sir, actually talk! He's said over and ever so many things. Come right into the nursurv ami hear him." George wont in. "Now, baby," said maiiHiia, persua sively, "talk some for papa. Say: 'How do you do, papa?' " "Goo, goo, goo, goo," says baby. "Hear him!" shrieks mamma, ecstatically. "Wasn't that just as plain as plain can be?" George says it is, and tries to think so, too. "Now say: 'I'm glad to see you, papa.' " "Da, da, boo, bee. boo." "Did you ever?" cries mamma. "He can just say every thing! Now you precious little honey bunny boy, say: 'Are you well, pupa?' " "Hoo, ba, de. goo, goo." "Tliero it is," said mamma. "Did you crcr know a child of his age who could really talk as he does? He can just say any thing lie wants to; can't yon, you own dear little darling precious, you?" "Goo, goo, dee, dee, di, goo." "Hear that? Ho says: 'Of course I can,' just as plainly as anybody could say it. Oh, George, it really worries me to have him so phenomenally bright. These very brilliant babies nearly always die young." Tid'Dits. Steps are being taken in Florida to organize a shippers' union to control anil regulate the sale ami bliiptnent of oraugen, lemons, ami other fruits to Northern markets. 1 ho commission men will be dispensed with anil agents of the union will lake their place. Good results arc expected, A physician llvlnp near the sea snvs t lint during the p.ist five year he has noted tho " lmnr .it ii mumta or tienin m iniietY-iiiree I paHem and everv one has gono with the me, save tour wno atea suauctuy uy accident. A VALUABLE MEDICAL TREATISE. The edition for KSS of tho sterling Medical Annual known as Hostettcr's Almanac, Is now- ready, and inny bo obtalnid, frco of cost, of druggists and general couutry dealers In all unrta of the United mates. Mexico, and indeed in every civilized portion of the Western Hem Isnhere. This Almttnao has been issued rcitu lurly at the commencement of every year for over one-tilth of arcntury. it lombines. Mtli tho soundest practical advice for tho preserva tion and restoration of health, a largo amount of interesting and amusing light reading, and tho calendar, astronomical calculations, chro nological Items, etc., arc prepared w lUi great CB-e, and will bo found entirely accurate. Tho issue of llostottir's Alumnae for 1SS8 will prob ab y bo tho larirnst edition of a medical work ever published In any country. The proprie tors, .Mexsrs. llostetter & Co., Pittsburgh, Pa.. on recclnt of a two cent stump, will forward a copy by mall to any person who cannot pro cure one ia bis neighborhood. Kncllsh caplialNitt nave invested 3,000, 000 in iron land near Dulutli. WHEBE ARE YOU GOING 1 If you have pain in the Kick, pale, and sallow complexion, bilious or sick head ache, eruptions on the skin, coated tongue, win cUh ci cnlHtion or a hue Inc rough. you are po ng Into your grave if you do not tnUe sfp to cure yourself, if you are wise you vwli do till by the ue of Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery," com pounded ot the most elll aeious liiRreilicnt.s known to in dlcal s- ienc 5 forgiving health ami strength to the Hjsteni through the medium ot the liver and the blood. A bushel of corn distilled will make four gallons of whisky. How to Gain Flesh and Strength Tsui after each meal NimiU'h KiiuiIkIoii with II pophosphites it is ns pihtt.tble us milk, ami easily digested. Tho rapidity with which delicto people Improve w ith lis use is wonderful. I'so It uud try your weight. .su remedy for Consumption, T hr.uit ailcctlonsaici lironcl'iiils. It h uncquiiUd. PI ue r.wl: ued Scott's Kmulsion in a child e'ght months old with good results. lie gained four mumd , in a very short time." Tlio. Pnl.M, M. 0., Alabama. THE "OLD RiLIABLE." Xcw Transcript. Olympiu, YV. T. The "O d Ile'liilile" Gornon jobbers are tho best. In January lust the New Trans cript purchased from Palmer & H"y, Port land. Oregon, a half-medium "Old He'i able" which is as nearly a perfect machine as It is possible for a machine to be. It is strong, (titrable runs almost as II htfsa sew lug ina blue, a d is perfect in turning out truo work. In the manufacture of the ; Old lteliible in Its present peifect form, at 1 such very low prices, Messrs. Palmer & Hey are proving themselves pub ie bene factors. i'o ollice Is complete without the Old Heliable. Youra truly. J. X. Gai.k Costa Itici hasiuaran.ined against Chill on account of cho em. Sick and bilious headache, mid all de rangements i f stomach and bowels cured by Dr. Pierce's "Pellets" or auli-bilious granules. ' cents a vial No cheap bovos loa'low waste of virtues. By druggists. Chicago is to have an elevated railroad; capital, 0,0W,00 '. "A Slight :oM," Cousin-. ''liroicn'x Bronchial Troches" give imme diate relief. INFLAMMATION OF TUB KIDNEYS. Hon. Kdward A. Moore, Member of Assembly from Hlchmond County, New York, writes: "Some two wekn ago I was takn with inll.imuiati n of the kidneys Th pain was intense. 1 applied a soon as possible an Ai.i.cocic's Honors I'i.asthk over each kidney. Wonderful to say, the pain and inflammation began to abate in three hours. In two da)s I was entirely cured 'I alwa)s take great pleasure in recom mending Ai.i.cock's Pi.a.sti:hs' they are. certainly the ' est eternal remedy known I used them as chest protector.;, and found item mo-it elllcient." TktGkumka for breakfast. CuinelUne imiiruvod anil iirenurvrs the couiiileiton. Beauty Skin,& Scalp Restored Cuti cU NOTHING 18 KNOWN TO FCIENCR A1 til comnorublo to.tho Ci'ticuha Kkmkdiki in their marvellous properties of cles.nsuii purifying nd jcuutlfying eho ski' ami it curing torturing, disfiguring, Itching, t-culy and pimply discuses of Uio skin, k-culp una ulood, with loss of hulr. Coticuka, the irrcnt Skin Cure nnu ('in I CUltA Soap, Un cMiulslto Skin Jieautillnr, pro pared from It, externally, and Cuticcua ltK. solvent, tho new Ulood Puritier, iuiernully aro a posltlvo euro for e cry form of ekiu unc blood disease, from pimples to Bcrofula. Cim cunAlIlEMKDIitSKronbNolutelypuroandtlieoulj infallible skin beautitiers unu blood purlllers. Soldo very whera. Price: Outiooiia,60o.; Kk rolvknt. l; Soap, too. Prepa'fcd by the Pot Trx Vr.va and Ciikmicai, Co.. Uorton, Mash f on.l n- " Hnw to Curo Bkln Diseases.' II n Uliysoilus dove's down, and hh wl ite, b: llnlllJo uslnifCuTicnKA Mkdicateu fcoe. HALL S DEPULMONARY BALSAM. A superior remedy for CoukIib, CoIiIn, Incliileut OoiiHumptlou, anil ull Throat and J.uiitf Trouble. Sold by all Druggists for CO Cents. elys Catarrh CREAM BALM 1 Gives Itellef at once and C ures rciinreCUV' Cold in Head I IUAM ma 'Hayfever CATARRH HAY FEVER Not a LifiuUI. Snuff or Pouiler. Free from inluri o us Drugs a na Uf- ,ensive odors. HAY-FEVER A Mrtlde is applied into each nuatrll ard la agreeable Price DO crota at dru-irista ; br mail, rrtfUured. CO ccnu. KLV lIltOTIIKKX. (Irwnwleli HUrat. hew York ALLEN'S IRON TONIO BITT f Th (nai Teaie. lllw4 furiliac Appailwr aa kar JaTlcuraUr, Otaaiaa saaJe t J.l'.Allaa.bt. raal, ill a. A now railroad is to be built between New York anil Hoston. Life se Mils hardly worth the living to-ny ti many a tired, unhappy, discouraged woman who is sutlering from chronic female weakness for which she has been able to llnd no relief. Hut there is a cer tain cure for all th painful complaints to which the weaker sex is liib'e. H'e refer to Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescrlpt on," to I the virtues of which thousands of women j can testify. As a Ionic and nervine it is i unsurpassed. All druggists. Americans have 0,000,000 invested in Honduras go d mines CONSUMPTION SURELY CUBED, i To tho Editor:- ' Please inform your readers th.it I luivo a pos-1 Itivo remedy for Uio ttbovo named disease, lly i its timely uso thousands ofhopelesscaso have been permanently cured. I shall bo glad to K!ii(l two bottle of my rem'edy kukk to any of your readers who liavo consumption If they will BtiMl tno their Kxprcsa and P. O. address. Ileapcctfully, .. A. SLOC.UM. Af. C. 181 Pearl St., Now YorK The Jaki'auy Oi'tino will contain a most important paper on the present con dition of tho eame to bo found In our Northwest rn States and Territories. Th" subject is treated by an army olllcer of g eat expedience, at present serving In the cavalry in Montana, and his a-connt mav be relied on as geuuin- and correct. ., 1 "Tn,AN '"' rt.rittuii) wnt free mi amilltn ;m t.i Ml V. V DatRm V () Drawer U. l'.ir liml (i W aalilngtuu comkinlrut nil MIm M H. Voe, Seuttlt Helief is immediate and a cura sure. Plso's liemedy for Catarrh. SO cents. Wakeleo's Squirrel and Gopher Kxtermi nator Try it, and prove tho lies' Is tho cheapes . Wakelec it Co.. S-in Francisco. Absolutely Pure. ThUpowlcr never A-arlcs. A marvel of purity, strength and wliclesomencss. Mora economical thau tlie oiilinary kinUa. and cannot ho sold In coiiipctl tion vJththo multltuilo ot low tust, short weight, alum, or phosnhato iKjwders. So'd only in cans. JtoYAl, Bauln-o rowDUi Co., 100 WUI Btrtct, N. V. WILLIAM BECK & SON, WlioHwulu anil Itt'Uill Dealers In Cuns and Sporting Goods. Muimtactiirera' Audits for ' K C. Smith's, Colt's, ItcmlnKton. QVint Pnno lthica. Parkers Mid .MiiTiliuttun UllUl llllllo. ; Winchester, Mnrllii. llulhird, Colt's Diflpn hlKhtninK .Muk'iizlno Iltlluui Colt's and Smith & Wesson RCYOlYCrS Heuil fur ('atHloiiiiu No. 5. Hn& 1U7 MecoiKl St.. J'oi'tlitnd.Or. HUANOIIlHTIIUfM. niTerililaAT..HHika!ili'alln.W T WHttn8t.,Balnii.Or Over o.OQO.OOO PEOPLE USE i O.M.FERRY4C0. ara tdmltloil toliotbs Larsost Seedsmen In the world. D.M.FEHRViC0'3 UlDitratAil, Itotrtp. Ut uud 1'rttfed SEED ANNUAL For IOG3 trill be mailed FREE TO AUL applicant!!, and to laat aeason'a customers with out ordering It. Invalunblotoull, Evenr person UBtrujr Oarden.Fleldo'Flower r c O saouM Mod fbr OCtZUO It. Addrett O. M. FERR Y&CO.,Dotrolt,Mloh, BUSINESS COLLEGE. 24 Post St, 8. P., CaL HhorthanJ. TTlo-wrlUnK, 1'cninarulilp. Ilook-kevVhif auu iciegiapujr an jor ma. SCHOOL Int. JlANG'nOFTllUim OF FHACTIOAIi, CIVII alcclunleal and iflnln Ku- . I I 13.. . 1.1 ' gtccturo, UrawluK and Aiuaj- KIIicviiuk, nurfejlJiK aiuu JlAKCnOFTllCII visa. 723 Markot St., San Francisco, Oal. XlToena tor circular. A. VANDUU XAILLKK, rroaldont, RAZORS! RAZORS! The undersigned will send a George Westenholm Razor, Ploe Urniul. Fall Holloiv Urouuil, a-4 Inch Itluite, IT-or (l.lO. rpHKSK roods are my own inporta' Ion, and L are sold everywhere nt from 2 to 12.50. 'Ihe prlco ak cannot bo met, far loan out, thU aldo the Hhellleld. Knichtnd. markeL The are heantifnlly clen. k-on cuiluni. and will bo Rlailly taken Uao and money refunded, for any cauao ot ulh or no cttune whatever. Address, Frederic Daire, IiosOlJ, Hjirinftleld, 111. m Kef mum now Tin;v kali, lip.nivn. Tl ore i" mdly no prolit in loconi niendiuirtlic worth less, for the reac tion in the minds of thoso who buy and are deceived is pointedly against everything sold by such a dealer. Hence, the forceoftho following voluntary let ter, w hii'h is Ui-ed uHn tlioconscicnrious'con k vlciion formed from (lie lung and cautious oxix-rifiiNC of a leadme drug house of lioston, rvprvs-nts in every line u most iniirt;uit i and Mitucd revelation: "Poston, Julv 11, , 17. The Charles A. Vojteler Co. Gentle men : Many prcwraiinns are placed before the public, and for a time at least thev have a large but temporary sale large, Uia'tsc of the extensive ailvertisiliir j teintonirv. as the Millcring class soon rejdizo that the cotn jHiii'id presses but little merit. Not so with St. Jacobs Oil. Its success has been constant from the tart, and to-day we n- - nl ii as unu of those standard iviuclics that our trade consider as absolutely' essentia! to always carry in their st.M k." Personal cxp r iTco and the rood words of Ihe druggists of New I'ngland all tend to "e that each yiar wnl i dil to its sile and well deserved popular' t Signed, Ii.ioliille iV .Sniiih." Taking tfio liianv casi's of ( ure, pubd-hed by the pro prietors, examples are given of its'iinvarvilig ell'ects in the N i limine eases, and Otero is nothing in trade which can approach its elluaev O I ulfM Wit I oabler, Koenlsh Pianos: llur dct Organs, band instruments, largest stock of Hheot Music, and Hooks. Hands sunplied at Kastorn price. M. QUAY CO. TOR Post strc,. Hnn Francisco. CALIFORNIA Furniture Go. 220, TJ, 24, 220 Bnsh SI., SAN FRANCISCO. I.nrjreHt (Stock. I.owvHt l'rlccs. Furniture, Bedding, Upholstery, Hotel Furnlturo a Specialty. IV. JP. Cole Sc Oo. Tho Oregon National Bank, Or lKTIiAXI. IRnccessors to Motrouilluui .uHTineiSlunk.) CAPITA UVMO IN. 100,000. Transacts ii Uoncnil ItnnVu g UiwlmiM. AOCOUNTK liuiitMibJectUichrck. HV.UH liXCllANOll on Hun 1'rancinro oral Now York. MAKia OOI.LKiri'IONrt ' furin-ulilu ti'miii. VAN 1) IlKbASIlMUTT. Kl). II. MAKKLF, Jli , President. Vlre-Proakkiut. I) P. BItERMAN CaaLk-r MicceWul operation since lBW, patronlrcd hum Mil section ut inc jnonuwcsi, cnuoricu vy , business men and leading educator. TIIE MOST FEKFKCTMl FQUIFPED KCI100I, oflt class on the Coast, It efrers private or class instruction, day and evening llitougliout ihe year, in Arithmetic, Writlne, Correspondence, llonk ketiiinu Hanking, Shorthand, Type-writing, DikI nets unit Legal Forms and all Common School Ilranches Stu.ienls of all ages and both sexes admitted any lime, f'i'alosiie free. AnnstrDiin and Wcsco, i'ropiieiois, Olio Airent (Mi'rrliant onlv wnntn in rrv town (m OFFER NO. 172. FltliR To Mi:iti-iiAXrs Oni.v: A Irlp'e plated Silver Set ( knives, fi furl.", II leu k)i)oiik, 1 HiiKiir spi'n, I liutter knife), In Kittiii'llneil ciise. Address ut, nuee, It. W. TANdii.f, & Co.. "" Smt StriMit, ' IiIciik" Our New Storr, which we now occupj-, hits about 3 sierra of Floor Spner. OThe IIUYKUS' GUI OK la laaiirtl Sept. nml March, eneli yenr. 3- 304 imrs, 8 x 11 yt lnchr,tvltli over 3,000 llluatrntloiii a whole Picture Onllrrr, OIVKS AVhoIi-.nlc Prices dlrrrt to ennumrra on all notls for jwrionnl or fmnlly use. Tells linw to onler, anil ;lven exact coat of very thliif; yon use, ent. drink, tvrnr, or have fun with. These I.WAI.UAHLK IIOOKH rontnln liirorinntlnii (;lrniied from the market of the world. A copy sent FIIKIO upon receipt of 10 cts. to defray expense of mailing. MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 111-114 illlchlciiii Avenue, G'liirngo, ill. 8ELBY SMELTING AftD LEAD CO., Snn Francisco. I? SHOTGUN CARTRIDGES QUELL LAMBERSON, Con'l Agont. 7 Htnrli Ht- I'ortliunl. Or. O lia. tVn lh ld id llw talcs tf llt-l cU.s ot iined!c, anil lias Kva almost Lai . . w 1 aatuUo. ix'RPijy nriosj, I'iili, Ter Ohiiaim tba favor f the (H.blic and jmfw raaka mmittc tha Icadio Ma4i" a clM. v( ilia otldom. Cat la '1 TO 6 DATS. POaarat4 poi mi MBMOlrtotuxs. JiriaolbtU ETiajCiimlalCo. OuulnnatlJ Ohio. A. L. SMITH. Uradlortl. Ft. WiJrDrugrUU. Onfk rnnem or Kcotal DUewe, lIIr. OUU FlHHBrra, FlHtuluM nnd. Iteetul Ulcern treated nueceiiHrully, ivlthout uh or Unlft. within pant two yeurn. VlHttM hcveral Interior towim. Hend for clrrularM. J. II. fllltliinton.M. I.. IVo. Iekmn'w balldlng. l'ortland.Or. riao'M ltemrdy for (,'utarrh i tho Ikt, I'iiakwt to Uw, wnl Clit'JiIHtit. Hold by (Iniitarlnta or wnt by mull. H Wo. K. T. lluzi'ltlne, Wnrrvn, I'u. fJXi la Wl l mi faith taa nut yua aflrt.r. w ar 111 mall tttttwrb Sacoa t. 0. (. LaeaaaaacM a Co., Ntns.tt.. UC Wit rrlanj'Otjra)33tol0irrelt wU. 11 U (, wink S liuuraartar Hall ur nd 10 uta. Ir ia,'are aiaiuiM an I w will aernl aamplea. O, Ji Uuall Martal t i OltloeSl, Ban I'raiiciaeu Oal, FREE By return mall, l'utl Deaorlptloa Mwi,'s New. Teller Matem f Ureaa Untile MOODY 4s C0N OltuiaoatJ. 67 1. N. U. No. 212-8, V. H. U. No. tW REWARD! iK'Ofl WIllUipiM fnrcwlinmlr'.rr train rf noln OluUU mi ui iuu.uii iMfounillii vtll mi it IU)Wrtln kcktiimlctiKeJ the mo.t dclllitftil iaiil on y tenll) ImnnlcM t!t aitlcla cror i ml iced fur leaiitlfjrlnj mill uo.erT.i.( tba cueplexl m ruiii tIu tan. u burn. Ir c'Ucnlc I Mvml.h tuil luucli i uf tli tltln. ( I nl ami Ijilntu d ty tlie rll of .( tj a I In M e soM lit uli urn cl u nt 5i e n ier 1oltle. Wlilte nml Flerli lftiDtNOT' XSl'i I Wliol . e D.-uitlU. Hun Knurl i Anentj. FfOR'KiANnQ I B Ievrtptlon antl fll KIt.N'l!. li.I.ANIIS. Fuurnilhlonacreo. mltahla for Oran.ici, hctnoin, Olives, rineapplca, itananaa, StrawK-rries and ea'ly Vigctahlca. Fot ato on lonif eroillt $1. 25 to ?.S.O0 per aero. Addrwa IVI. SOLOMON, Gen. N. W. Ag't. T.i-4 ho. t liirlt St.. Chlrnso, Ills. CUltliH AM. IITJMOIIH, from n common niotclt, or Iiiit Ion, to tho woret Scrofula. Suit-rlioimi, " I'ovor-tiorcN," Scaly or ItoiittU Skin, In short, nil dlpi-nscs rnnsed by baa tilooil nro eomiiiciitl by this iioweiftil, purl tvlnir, nnd Invlirorotlnir medicine. tSrcnt I'.ntiiitf illcerH nipldly henl under Its be nittii Inlliience. lldiK-clnlly hns It nmnlfesteU ItstMitenev In enrlnir 'relior, Itowo Ilnuli, Hollw, CnrbuiieleM, Sore I'.ycn, Scrof iiIimin SoreH and SvioIIIiikh, Hip joint OUease, White SwellliiR. hollre, or Thick Ncoli, mul IlnlnrKed ISliiitdN. Sentl ten cents In Miitnpi Tor a liirKo treatise, with colored plntcs, on Skin lllsenses. or the Rime nmoiint for ii tiaitlso on SerolnloiH AlliH tloni. "mi: iji.oi is tut, i.iFn.' Tlioroiitthlvrleiiuso It by uplntr I)r. Plorcc'a (iolden lodlcnl Ilicovery,mid good dlKCNtlon, a fair Mtlu, hiioyant Hplr Itu, nud vital Mroitgtli, will beebiiibliahed. CONSUMPTION, which H Scrofaln or the EamRR, is nr- refited nnd cured by this remedy, If tnken lc foro the liut ntnsres of the (license nro u-nchiHl. 1'i-om its mnrvelnus power over this terribly fatnl tliHt'iise, when llift olTerltiR- this now celebrated remedy to tho public, Dr. VtKitcn thouitht norlotiHlv of cnlluiK It his "Con Hiiiuptloit t'Ure," but mmndoncd that natno as loo limited for n medicine which,! lioin Its wonderful combination of tonle, orj StrtMiBlhenliiK-, iilterntlvc, or hlood-clcniiRlnKJ iinti-hillous, iectontl, and nutritive proper-) ties, is unouunled, not only as a remedy for consumption, but lor all Chronic lls cuncb of tho Liver, Blood, and Lungs. If JV! feel dull, drowsy, debllltntcd, have callow color of skin, or yellowish-brown Foots on laeo or body, lrcqucnt headache or illzzl ncfw, bad taste in mouth, internal heat or chills, lUK'rimtinr,' with hot Hushes, low spirits and Bloomy forelKidlnps, iiicirulnr appetite, nnd coated tongue, you uro milferlnir from IiidiRONtlon, IVNcphla, nnd Torplil lilvor, or "IlllloiiMiiesH." In many cases only part of these symptoms nro expe rienced. As ix remedy for nil Bitch cupcb, Dr. l'lorec'n Joldoii medical JUlsi covory Is unsurimFsed. For AVcult I.uiiKs, Spitting of lllood, ShortnchH or Ilreath, Ilron chltiN, ANthiiia, Severe OoiikIih, ail kindred affections. It Is mi elllcient remedy. Sor.n uv DnimoiPTS, nt $1.00, or SIX HOTTI.F.H for $5.00. Send ten cents In stumps for I)r. Picreo'8 book on Coimuiiiptlon. Address, j Worhl'H DlHpeiiHnry Medlcnl Asso ciation, Coa Malu street, lluri'AiX), N. Y. $500 REWARD is otTcred Iiy tho proprietors of Dr. Hiiro's Ciitnrrh Itemcdy lor u enso of ciitnrrh which they cannot cure. If you huvo n dlsehonro from tho nose, offonslvo or otherwise, partial loss ot siell, taste, or hearing, -'calc eyes, (kill pain or orossuro in head, you lvo Catarrh. Hiou wmls of cases terminnto in consumption. Ur.BaKo'sCATAUUii Hijmeiiv cures the worst cases of Catarrh. Cold In tho IJoaU,'" i" "i .'rliol f.lctulaclio. Wl cents. TOUR CATARRH Can to Ourod. -Tin: Ih INFALLIBLE I Ask Your Druggist For It I AHTiniA Itelhvid In Flru Mluut. II A YVKVKIt. Curaduarantecillf Tiiitu lu Tluio. IIICO.'CllITIN, Ouro Warranted. ih:af.vi:hh Cu rest In TUrio to BU MonlLa. llllilillierlu,'roiiii, Vriinil tiln, lleiuliit'lie, horo I'll rout RrEKiULY Cunm invaluablo Romodyl I'aUnted Ardl.lSSd. .-Tleo of Tr"" tmrnt, S' 00 (Pmoko II 11. 52.W l)i!helluti.. for Internal Use, $1.00.) 0AR30LSG SMOKE BALL GO, CS2 Market SI, San Francisco, Cal. Car Ecwaro of Hurtful Imitations The Van Monciscar DYSPENSARY, POBTLAND, OB. Yorait mlddte-aeed aad old. aloitla or m&rrUd msa Lost'aS.hodj Menoua DebUItr. Bcenntv lorrnea, ouiiui ' Beiua'Uenajr.KaUlngHoso. Wuau Kjea. ua r t ilKoettr, alao UUxxl I and -Hkla DIaaaaea., Bnblllk ory Epuooa, uatir iaiui l'alns, 0 wolUooi I TIikbU, Weeri. tX teoU of Mercurjf, Kklnejf 1 Olinnhla Wcokllaok. nnmlna Urtoa Cpoonho. Olout Btriet. uro promos ruuoi bik w.w.u. Iioth Mcxe CanMOlt CJonfldeBtlally This niXT tr nr"icralorl mads esprc.sljr for ilia cure of aarsofcuitau ut Ilia (tDaratlia oream. Tha efiiitlauuus alrtam of KI.KOTHICITY trustlo( lUraathttia l ilts niiut rc.tore tbem lahaliuTaeUnn. lionol sonfooDj ILL 1th KUctrle UelK advcrtiiaa to aura an ins-iron hc.dloloe. Ills for Hit ONU ''rVr rrula'sclrleK full te farmalldu, addiru Ubrcrtr Klaa trio Hell Co., 101 MTatalBilaa Blrttt, Cblcao, 111. ! CURE FITS! Wben 1 aay cure I do not mean umnily to atjo them 'or a time awl Hum hare tuein return attain. I mn ulli'.Uurn, I liaHmailitlinillaae uf FITS, Ki'llf II'HV ui 1TA 1.1.1 nil ll'Kwe.Boaiiio.ionatuu7. i . . r. I ,.. w ..I V , i ru llMUlinilcllM. llttl'AUSti itlwra tiavu fallinl ia no reaaon fur not now receivina a nun. Hunrlatiinea fur a treatise ana a Free lli'ttle A uir lolallltilH remwtr, llle Kiprxaa anil I'oat Omce. IL . UOOT..U. ti.,183 I'eurl Ml. New Yurk. PENNYROYAL PILLS "iSHICHESTER'S ENGLISH." The Original and Only Ocnaliie. BaffceodHwajalltUaMa. Baaf worthily IraHaUMa. lailttuasablb to LADIES. A.k I rH W "CblcLraaeia Cpgllah al Uta Mlwr.er Kaaa f SeM ajraaa eTerywhere. ,s fci ; HJalakess ter jEbSU" leauiirrejfaa J rHU. TUtMaaaat. (ft rTo 8iriy. SaiaM wortli tl.M, KXEE. JK n Uiice not under the lionei feet. Write Barv. U'VgTH'etiiJTnlUotltouiEaOo.lMvllyaiUa. Cnic Sile V BALL ) emmm t