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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 28, 1887)
PRETTY TOUGH YARN. lloir n IlroiTiiInc Miirmer Wn ltccucd br nn AccnmplMirtl MFin:itr. "Talking of life-'irL'scrveiVsaiil the truthful nmriiici', as ho knocked the ashes out of his pipe, "you remember the old steamer Roustabout that used to run from IJuflalo to Chicago. 1 was mate oit her the year before she was lost. Wo were about si.xty miles out from Chicago when Mike Lanagan. who was doing something up on tiio mast, fell, struck on his head on the roof of the cabin and bounced clear out into the lake. Well, the captain he Fee him fall and ho stopped and backed that old Roustabout quicker'n you could say 'scat.' Alike went down like a plummet, for he was knocked insensible, and 1 knowed that there was no use to heave a life-preserver for him, so 1 jest hurried up the boys iu getting the boat down, although I didn't expect it 'ud do much good. Wo had .Jim King on board, passenger from Chicago. You remember Jim King, don't you?" "Can't say that I do," remarked a bystander. "Well, Jim was champion quoit thrower in them days. He's dead now, poor fellow but Jim was a boss on throwing quoit-. I tell you quoits were a groat game them days. Every village had a quoit club, and the boys on the farms used to throw hoss-shocs. It was somethiti' like base-ball is these times, although I never could see as much fun in base-ball as I could see iu a good game o' quoits." "Oh, come oil'," cried the impatient listener. " hat did Jim do, or did ho do any thing? Did the man drown?" "Now, don't be too 11 y. Whose tell iii' this arnP" "Well, you don't seem to be." "(Jo on! (Jo on!" said the crowd. "Well, you know, in quoits a 'ring er' was when you put the quoit round the stake. It counted double. Well Jim, ho picks up tlio round life-pre server, it's like a great big quoit, you know, and as the capp n came runnin aft. Jim ho sings out: 'Capp'n, I'll bet you live dollars that I'll make ringer on mat man, n lie comes up within the length of this line.' " "Bet you twenty dollars you can't," wuu the capp li. " 'Take you,' said Jim, and just at tJiet minit up bobs Mike s head about sixty feet astern. Jim threw, and I'll be durned if that life-preserver didn't go plump over on Mike's head clean ilowu on his shoulders, and thero it stuck. Wo got down the boat, and when wo got to Mike he hadn't como to yet and didn't for some time after He'd been a goner if it hadn't been for that ringer, although it took the skin lieu his nose." "Did the captain pay the twenty dollars?" "Ray it? You jist bet he did. And Jim he handed it over to Mike, and Hike ho blew it all in when he got to Detroit. I wish some of it was hero now fur I'm mighty dry. Thanks lon't mind if I do. " Detroit Free Press, GENUINE CONTENT. Good Men and Women Wlni, Nothing. Y!t Havn All. Having In one of tho jrreat cities of tho West which have sprung up into full life in as many years as men take to totter through babyhood, an old gray house preaches the unusual lesson f content to all passers-by. Iho street on which it stands is tilled with solid rows of massive banks and importing houses, tho most valuable property in the city, rviclie.l in between two towering, splendid buildings are two acres of ground, planted in grass, and an old-fashioned garden, with a cow house and a plain little dwelling, such as might bo built for a few hundred dollars. Jt is tho property or a poor man, who lives on a moderate salary oarne'd by his daily labor. A few years ago ho bought three acres of this ground for six dollars, and afterwards gold enough to build a home for himself and his wife upon tho rest of tho lot. Ho has been ottered half a million for it, and refused. "I havo no children," was his an swer. "I have all I want a comfort able home, easy work, enough for our daily need. 1 do not wish to bo rich." Whatever wo may think of his rea sons, or the wisdom or folly of his course, there can bo no doubt that ho has acquired something beyond all jew els in value content. If an honest man be tho noblest work God, a con tented man is assuredly the rarest. There is an old story of a quizzical Irish nobleman, who put up a placard on a lield: "This meadow shall bo given to the man who can provo that ho is absolutely satisfied witli his lot." Rut as soon as the applicant had proved his content with his fortune, tho joker asked him: "Then what do you want witli my lield?" In actual life tho contontoil men and women are- those who are too much occupied witli work for others to re ilcet upon their own wants or to culti vate their own ambitions. Love fills their brains and busy hands, and they, "having nothing, yet havo all." Youth t Companion. Tho King of tho Belgians has late ly invested $5,600,000 iu tho purchase, of estates in Hungary and Austria. Thoy are nominally to bocomo the property of his Majesty's sons-in-law, the Crown Prince of Austria and Prince Philip of Saxo-Coburg-Gothn, but it is generally believed that this step has been taken in view of possible mishaps. Tho late King invested largely both in England and America, and his son has followed in his stops and has considerably iuuruasod the stores accumulated by liU provident tilra QUEER COUNTRY THIS. Curl minder .lutniM on tim Wn.its Mnn iiikI Heconic Slok All Over, "Sergeant, vitas sumo warrant mult to arrest me?' softly inquired C.ul Dunder, as he tip-toed into the Wood- bridge street station house. "Not that I know of why?" Sergeant. Hernial. replied "Vhell, two or three days ago strange man conies in my plaw. Vhas I Carl Dander? 1 vhas. All right. Air. Dunder I vhas of the Board of Health, und I like to look in your eel lar for dead rats und cholera. Dot seems all right to me, und so I light tier candle und ho goes doun. Ho vhas gone a long time, und vhen ho comes oop lie says dot cellar vhas all rijrlit lie vhas in New York, Chicago, Toledo i ii.i . uuu turner places, una ne nearer soo sooch a clean place." "Some swindler, of course.' " hell, in der afternoons anodder mans vhalks in on me. Vhas I Carl Dunder? I vhas. All right. Mr. Dunder. vhas dot sewer in your cellar all right? If he vhasn't, dot sewer gas fills der whole place und vou vhas taken to der bone-yard. Dot seems all right, and I let him go down. He vhas gone a good while, und vhen he comes oop he says he vhas in Bull'alo. Cincin nati, hyraeuso und Baltimore, und ho neafer see sooch a sewer nefoiv. Ho was another swindler." Vhell, dis morning the third man comes in. Vlias I Carl Dunder? I vhas. All right. Mr. Dunder, I vhas der Fire Commission. Maype your cellar vhas all right if you vhas cut oil" by lire, und maype she needs some lire- escapes. Please light dot candle und I shall see. Ho vhas gone twenty min utes, und vhen he comes oop ho wipes oil" his shin mit his elbow. Dot put some ideas iu my headt, but he says ho vhas iu Kansas City, O uaha, Milwau kee and St. Paul and he neafer .-aw a cellar fixed oop like mine. In case of lire he could slittmp out like a rabbit." "What a greenhorn you are!" "Vhell. maype I vhas. 1 go down cellar pooty quick to look arouudt, und I lind dot dose fellers drink three bot tles of 1113- wine und shteal some more. Dot vhas a game on me, sergeant." "Or course it Was." "Vheli, I made oop my mind dot der next feller pays for all. Sliust after dinner he comes in. Ho vias sweet und shiniling. Vhas I Carl Dunder? I vhas. All right. Air. Dunder I like! to go down cellar to see your " "What.?" "Sliust aboudt dot time I sliuinp for him, und iu two minutes ho vhas pulverized. I make a mop of him, und I smash two tables mit his heels. He crawls out doors after awhile, und vhen he vhas gone half an hour my telephone rings. Hello! Vhas dis Carl Dunder? He vhas. Vhell, Air. Dunder. you liaf almost killed der mans we sent to read your gas meter und she vhill cost you life hoonered dollar to settle." "No! And you pounded the wrong man?" "Vhell, how can I help it? One day a false expressman brings 1110 a shtono in a package und collects eighty cents. Der next day anodder man brings mo a package, und after I lick him I lind she vhas a bundle from der shtore. One man comes iu und collects 11101103- to build a shurch. Ho vhas a shwindlor, und I look oudt, I gif der next man roinc awful kicks, und ho proofs dot ho vhas a preacher. You see, it vhas all peeause nopody vhas like himself two times. Sergeant!" "Well "I vhas going home und go to bedt. I vhas seek all oafer. If ten hoonered men come to shwiudlo me it vhas all ngnt unit 1 tioaif say a word, it you ring oop my telephone to-night und I vhas hanged by der neck in do wood shed you can say dot I died because of seech a queer country." Detroit Free Press. IMPORTED GOLD LACE. Wliure Aiuericiin Ofllrera Olitiiln tho (Inudj I'arts or Tnuir UiUforins. It is a singular fuel that tho United States, while strong in resonrees, is en tirely dependent upon foreign eonntrie for the gold and tinsel which are used in decorating her ollieers of the army anil tho navy when on dress parade. A military ollieer, no matter what Hag lie lights under, must have a curtain aniountof glitter about his shoulders, or ho can not do justice to the government which employs him. Epaulets ami shoulder knots tire as essential to well-regulated army or navy as are tlio tins ami aumuiniliou used on tho enemy, let, in spite ot tlio laet tliat there aro six or seven thousand ollieers in tlio service ot tlio united Mate, who must have gold cord, gold hiee, and gilded epaulets, there is not a single manufactory in tlio country where this "tvitr material" otn bo made. Even pieeo used in tho decora tion of uniforms of tlio regular, as well as the vast ipiantity which goes to adorn tlio militia of tho difl'erent States, :onie.s from England. An ollieer of tho Quartermaster's Department of tho arm' tells me that the reason that nouo s manufactured in the country Is tho fact that tho plant necessary to establish tho business ou a paying scale would cost it million dollars at least, and that there is no absoluto evidence that tho stuff could bo inado hero as cheap as u England. At all events, no one has yet had tlio hardihood to risk so great a sum in tlio establishment of a business which must necessarily bo restricted. Washington Letter. m m Talont, lying iu tho understanding, oftou inherited; gonitis, being tho notion of ronton or imagination, rarely or novor. Coleridge, -It takns about thirteen days rr a letter to go from London to Sun Fran cisco. 1 jlB treiiKth and compacnes offrho ' aiorinoti cnumi is snown uy inn watt" meat that of 10J,3'M porsoni connected with it, 110 less tlim 31,411 are o Ulcers or I eiKiiitarlcs of Fomu kind ntiost'es, H.itrl-1 archs. high-priests, priests, elder, deacons or teachers. WRETCHED, INDEED, Are those whom a confirmed tendency to bll iousno? sulrject to tho various and changeful symptoms lndlcnlirootllrer complaint, Nausea, sick headache, constipation, furred tongue, an unpleasant breutS, a dull or sharp pain in tho neighborhood of the affected organ, Impurity of the blood and losd of appotlte, signalize it as one of tho most distressing, as it is one of tho most common of maladies. Thero Is. however, a bcnlgu specific for tho dlsou'c and all its un pleasant manifestations. It Is tho concurrent testimony of tho public and tho madlual profo-t-siou. that Hoatcttcr'a Stomach Hitters is med icine whloh auhtorcs results speedily felt, thorouxh and btmhru, llusidos reetlf) liitf liver disorder, it invlnites tho feeble, conquers kidney and bladder complaints, ami hastens tho convalescence of thoao recovering from enfeeb ling diseases. Moreover, it istho grandgpccltlo for furor and aguo. Buffalo Bill saya that a brush with In dians usually ends in li rap d removal of hair. "0, it was niiruL!" Of course It was ! Ho tried ono rcmcd v after anothe-, anil dually gave up anil tueu wnen 111s 1110 miiiiit Hive been naveil bv taking Dr. Pier o "Golden Medical Discovery" thenreat "Consumption Cure" HiiUluo all ttiroateniiiK symptoms Hiieh as couRh. labored breiitiilnjr, ii.t .wu. tipittiugit iilood. etc., and restoring wtin ing strennth and hope, effectually stop the poor ooiiMiinptive's rapid progretK grave ward. Is. It not worth Irviimi All dnnr- Cists. It is estimated that the total nroduction of coffee in tho world is about tx 0.1X0 tons. WHAT THtY ARE GOOD FOR. BnANimimi's Pn.i.s aro the best medicine known. Fimt - They are purely vegetable, in fact a medicated food. Second - The samo doso always produces tho atme effeot, other purgatives require increased doses aud finally cease actlin. J htrtt Tiiey purity tlio blood. Fourth They iuvlcrorato tho dlcestion and cleanse ho stouiacll aud bowels. tifth Thei Htimuatothe liver and carrv off vitiated bile ami other depraved secre tions. The first two or three, doses tell the story. Tho skin becomes clear: tho eye bright; the mind active; digestion i- re stored; costiveness cured; the animal vigor is recruited and all decay arrested.. "CONSUMPTION CAN BE CUBED." Da. J. y. Oomiih Owensvlllo. Ohio, savs: "I havoniven Mcott'H KmulNioii of Uoi Uver Oil with IlypophosphltoH to four patient with oetuir row u its tuau soemeu pomsiuio hhii any remedy. All wore herodltarr cunes of Luuk' disease, and advanoetl to that stago ulien CoukIls, pain in tho chest, frequent breatlilmr, frequent pulhe, foror aud Knmcliition. All these casos havo increased in wolglit from 10 to 33 U.a., and aro not now needing any medleino. SI'as Hampton and Seaborn Green were bung for murder at Fort Smith, Ark. "Be wise with speed; A fool at forty Is a fool indeed 1" So said Young. Straws show which way the wind blown, and there aro a score of symptoms any one of which shows tho existence of catarrh. Neglected, it will rob tlio blood of lt purity and the system of iU strength. Get Dr. Stvuu's Catarrh ltomedy. It euros even long standing cases, as thousands tes'ify, and ahould bo used for colds in the houtl, whloh otten result hi confirmed catarrh. Twelve Mnnnoiioltlorsarc now InWa'ea to Hecuro immigration to Utah. To 'I'lircNlicrM: I have a fow of tho celeb-ated Wes inghouae Threshers yet, and for ilia purpose ot c'oslng out will sell them on next yen's terms nt bottom tlgurH. Also, a fow neontid-hnnd ma chines ot other make. Write for baraalns. Z. T. YVuigiit foot of Morrison Street, i'ortland Oregon. omm NO. 171. FItER To MuitoiiANTS Only: A gen uine Meerschaum Smoker's Sot, (nve pie. cs), iusatlti-llued plush case. Address at once. It. "V. Tansiil & Co., 55 State Street, Clii atio. "Itrowii's Hi-oiicliisil 'l'rocliew" are of great service in H.ubdulug Hoarse ness. Sold only in boxes. Gen. Don Carlos Huell Is pension agent nt Louisville. Its thousands of cures are the best nil ver linemen t for Dr. Sago's Catarrh Itemed) . Gen, I). M. Gregg, the cavalryman, Is iu regular service. Try Gkkmka for breakfast. tfeiS Beau tv r - iv ' ; i Restored by th r- CllTI CllF NOTHING IS KNOWN TO HCIICNOK AT all comflarablo to tho CunuuitA ItKMKDUCrt In their marvellous propertlos of cleiiiiHlni;. purifying aud beautifying (ho skin and in curing torturini;, dlsriKurlnf;, Itching, scaly und pimply diseases ot tho skin, scalp und blood, with loss of hair. Cuticuha, the (rreat Skin Cure, and Cmi ouiia Soap, an exquisito Skin Ileatitlllcr, poo pared from It, externally, aud Cuticuha lti HOLVKNT. tho now Iilood Puriller, internally, aro a posltivo euro for overy form of skin and blood dUcaso, from pimples to scrofula. Cuti cuHAfltKMHUlKSaroHbsolutelypureandtheonly infalliblo skin beautlllers und blood purifiers. Sold every where. Price: Cuticuha, S0c.; ItK Bolvi'NT, 91: Soap, 25c. Preiured by tho Pel' tek Diiuo and (n i:tirAi, Co., Hobton, Mass. rSilnd for " Hrw to Cure Skin DtseaseB." MM soft us dove's down, and as white, by inif rrncintA m I .dicatkd hoai'. SARSAPARILLA Cures all Diseases originatint!: from a disordered state of the BLOOD or LIVER. Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Boils, Blotches, Pimples, Scrofula, Tumors, Salt Rheum and Mercurial Pains readily yield to its purifying- properties. It leaves tho Blood pure, the Liver and Kidneys healthy and the Complexion bright and clear. J. R. GATES & CO., Proprietors. 417 Sanaomo St- San Pranciuco, Tho Oregon National Bank, OF IaltTIl!VI'. IRucccMon to MetroiiollUa f trie I Hank. I CAPITAL PAID IN. 100,000. TMiitatti a lieneral liaokii f Uiulneu. AOCOUNTH krrl tjjt Ul clirtlt Hl'I.Iii i:XCHAN(lK nu Hn PraudMso and New York. MAKKH OOI.I.Kiri'lciNrt on ((,rHl)lo ttsnui VAN 11. DcLAHIIUiriT, QKO II. MAKKLK, Jn., l7Miueni. vico-rrMiukui. 1. P. BHKltiiAN. OuU.i, blol Absolutely Pure. TMsrowdcr never rlcs. A marvel of parity, strunirtfi and vl c lcsonicncst. Store economical tliar tlio ordinary kinds, and cannot bo sold Iu cutiipetl. lion wiuuno intutitudo of low t.t, unort wclciit. : SL" ?: 'V S f,T, Cv,rt Z" ! "-i 100 a b" SoM only In cans. tot, 1. ELY'S CREAM BALM, For thrcr week. was sitjfl'r ri ij fromasererc Cola in Head and pit hi in temples, atei only six npplica tionti of Jili . CrenmHidin ira relieved. Kverj, trace of my col teas removed. l G. Clark, M Divi ' sion y. Y. Ap praiser's of Ice. vi''ii un-'.itM unrrurninir.i s . nn-ft.i stilus & HAY-FEVER A particle is applied into ench noatrll and la aireeuble v'?.l',f.,,u,,:,,' tjy"". riKlatircd. Olcenta iiiiiuiii.im. joo ureviimcli Htrret, Aew Yoik. 1887 ! 18871 Kail nml tV I n tor. 1HN7. COLLINSON & AHPEL. Ml'tCIAI, AXXOUXCK-IIKXT 1 LAltUl! AltlVAL OK WU TAKK lM.KARUUK IN ANNOUNO- ,...inif tho nrrival of a very larire shlpntt nt of NEW GOODS and NOVKlTIKs for iill do partmentH. The cnllivttnn li..linli.n all tlmliilKut and most fashionable K umnpjlli mid Amnrlrnn productions, Iu design, eolor and fabilo, em bracing: Silks. Olovea, I.aci'H. TriinmlnKs, llllttOIlt), ('orso s. Hosiery, Dress Goodu, Hiiitwiiti. Colluiu, Culls. Tweeds, Uleterlnir?, KlanuelB, Portieres, ltucliinK' Curtains, llunclke'clilefB, llhinketa. u ill Orel lad, lanens. MUSLIN & MERINO UNDERWEAR, lIoiiMekcepInt; ooiIh, M0UBNINO AND BLlCK DRESS GOOD.'. Samp'cw sent on application. Oood9 tent C. u. u or on receipt of I'oslotlioo Order. COLLINSON AND AHPEL, B. W. Cor. 3rd und Morris m, Portland. THE MT. SHASTA ROUTE, VIA Oregon & California R. R. AND CONNKCTIONS. Tho Quickest and Debt Itouto between PORTLAND AND SAN FRANCISCO. Pusslng through tho Ilcautiful IVIIIuuiette, lliiiiKiini mid Jtoirue It I ver ValleyM. Dnvlltrlit views of Sit. Hood. Alt. St. 1Tlnim Willumetto Kalis. Jit. Jell'ursrm. 'Iho Thri-n Msters, .lit. i'ltt, Talilo itoeic, JleCIoud Itlvor, Soda SprliiKH. C.iBtln 1'cakn, btraw berry Vulloy (Hlssons), Mt. Slmwta, Uaerumento Hirer and San Pablo Day, making this trip or.u of tho litickt in the country. m Grand Scenic Route of ttie Pacific Ccast ! Trains leaves Portland at i-OO r. it. dally. 7, A f A. Arr. In San Kranclsco W.IAA. ilUJI. Second .MornliiK l'tiU.M. StsiKfins-oiil- IM lVIile.s Detneeu Anhlnnd and Blaklyou'ii. PULLMAN uUFlflST SLKBPEnS Ilctwccn Portland and Anliland, SiBkiyou'M and Han Kraucl'ieo. EMIGRANT sTiBEPINQ OARS Uctwecn Portland and A"hhind, FlHl'lyuu's uud Ban Krauclico, free of charge. Ticket Office, Corner F and Front Streets, Portland, Oregon. E. P. llOOUItS. Gen. F. & P. Agt. It. KOKIILim. JlaiiuKcr. ICcdiiccd Prices on ltiflcs. WINCHESTER RIFLES Model 73-33, 33 and II cal., round Same, octagon , Model -CMO-GO and I5-C0. round . Paine, octagon ?15 30 . 10 (X) . 10 CO . 17 85 "Model W -38-60, 10 0J, 40 82. 15-70 and 15 IX), round barrel , ,10 00 Same, octagon 17 85 WlnclicKter Biiif-le-shot Hlflca-32, 38, 10 and 15 cul., octagon barrel 12 75 Mend for Catalogue. H. T. HUDSON, Portland, Oregon. DAVID COLE & CO., Importer aud Dealer In StOYCN, 1C.'I1ICK &, IIOIIHC I'liriilhliiiiB' CJtiodM. DAIUV BUPPUKU A BrKOIAWT. IWt Vlrmt Wtrot, . rortland, Or. I AISIJ YOl' -4lAi IIASTV tr IO, TAKR Tlllt OREGON SHORT LINE AND Union Pacific Railway, GENERAL TICKET OFFICE, li-Kt 11 11 (I Oak Nti'cc.tH, Portland. It wilt cost you no nioie money fci Ha s tlirmuli ihn old hi lol leal, in t (tonai lr iK.iiul.ro 1 . ilrtiot ami l poit'nnaof thr ouuntry. Ijlue bftmoii tlio I'ncllte ami the Ail.ntlo thai. It lll to IwUhiMi t'iruucli that which ' i apartoij atttlrd, ilcaulate and unliittrt'tiii. Go Through the Heart of tho (.WincnL by war or lOODlUN. SALT I. KK. DEXYKK. OMAHA AND KANSAS U1TY, C 111 OA CO AX l NT. IjOUIS! Atid all point Kaat and South. ivo c'UAi-vc.'is or ai:s Hetween Portland and Council lllnllK or between l'onuud and Kims is I Ity. I'll 1 1 mini Piiliiee Mleetiliij; ars Aud Uoinfiirtihle KuuiiVNT SLl'.KrKiis ou all train NMV SkCTlONAt, HUl'S OK OREGON & WASHINGTON, . Kevlseil to November, 1SS7. 7.1 (VutM llaeli. Totfetlier, (SI as. .MntU'J uii)wlnrp AiMrrra, J K UII.Ii t CO, Piili'laho-a, lNnllu .d, i nvn. Day SELF-HEATING Bath Tub. No hot water pljHia; nn hratlng jonx rooma. For de- acilplltin, mlilrtaa. Z. T. WRIGHT, Foot Morrison st. Portland, Or. Alao donlcr in TlirwhliiB and ftrarriO Maehlnrrr. Ma rinu w oik. Laundry Anirhlnrrj, In fact anything rim want. Urn. Ayi'iit tor tho Hhlniuan CVal Oil Knglna HI AUKNm WAMTiai tMt Invalids' Hotel and Surgical institute riinTcT Cluhtrou Experienced nml MUI1I rul I'liyalrlun anil Hurcuii. ALL CHRONIC DISEASES A SPECIALTY. Patients treated bore or at their homes. Mnuy treated tit home, thi'oiiL'li eorresjiondenco, as successfully its if hero hi person. Como and B'jo us, or Bend ton cents iu stmniN for our " Invalids' Guido-Book," whleh irtves till imrtio uhirs. Address: Woiti.n's Disriu-sAttv lEDt cai. Association, GUI .Mulu tit., llutrulo, N.V. For "worn-onL" "run-down." dobllltntel eohool tcaoliRiD, inlllliirrs, aeainRtreFxra, house- kcop"rs, mid overwoi'Kcd wntnen irrneritliy. Iir. Ploreo's Pavorlto Pivscrlptlon Is tho liosl of all rcstomtlvn tonics. It Is not a "Cure-nil," Dutaumlru'Jly 1 ill tl I is u bIiikIi'iicps ol purpose, beltur a most potent Hpeclllo for all fliose Chroplo Wealtnesses and I)lsciise3 peculiar to women. The treatment of innny thouettiids of Biioh caRcH, at tliu Iiivulltla Hotel and Burn1 leal Institute hits afforded a Inrjro experience in adaptlntr remwlles for their cni-e, mid Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is tho result of this vast experience. For internal coiircmIIoii, liil'litiniiiiillon and nleoratloii. It In a .specific. It la n oowerful irencral. ns well lis uterine, tonlf and nervine, and ftnpaits vljrnr mid tUi nirlt to the whole system. It cmi'S wenl.mss ol etomitch, ludljrestlon, blontiiiir, wcnl; bitclc nervous iirostrutlon, oxliaiistlon, debility am BloopkiBii'iM, iu either w'S. rnvoi lto Prescrip tion is sold by drtiimlsts under our jmilttt guarantee. Soo wrapper around bottle. PRSCE $1.00, routes.. Send 10 cents in ptnmns for Dr. l'icrco s Inriro Treatlso on Diseases of Women ( ICO piwes, p.tper-eoverod). Address, Woin.ii's Dispi:n RAitv JIriucai. Association, OSS Jltilti Ktieet, Uuffulo, N. Y. LITTLE GVCG S r. a awt LIVEE PILLS. ANTI-niMOir.S mid CATIIAUTI-J. SICiC HEADACHE, nillous Ilondncilio, Hl..lncH, ioiihiiiii tion, I nl lyri'Mtloii, mid itilloiiuAliaekh, tinimtitlv cured 1V itr. Iloreon iMonMiint I'lirmitlvo fellolN. ai cents a vl:il, by Jrii;irlsla. RECKITT'S There U no Wusli llluo llku It ho good, no clicap, ku handy. A well known all over Kurope lio leading Illuuln by ilualcra und roimuinon a Kindergarten Tea U ou tho Paclflo Ooant. The uu dcralgnud aro ajenU for tho former for the vtholo t'oatfandfor the latter for tho United State ami Cauada, and lnltu tho nttentlon of dealer to their merit. We nro also aolo agent fur Hovk Caiuly Drips, Daliy lea, l'or Slan' and Poor Wouuin Boap, Oold Weight Splce,and many other llncgood. Nuw Ukt ready fur oerybly. Send addreaa; writ your nainu plainly. Hmltli'M CaMli Htoro, US and 117 Clay NtBaii Pranclsoo, Cal. PORTLAND In tucemfut operation inc iEi6, patronlied (rots all tectioni ol ina norinweii, cnaoncu vy butincti men and leading educators. THE MOST PEUFKCm EQUIPPED BCII00I. of It clai on the Coatt. It otter private; or cUit Imiruction. dav and evenins 'throuehout the vear. In Arithmetic. Writing, Correpondence, liook-keeplng miming, .-jnoruianu, t ype-wiiung, iiuiinei wnu icgi I'nrmi and all Cummoti School Ilranchea. CtudcnU of all ace and both admitted t any time. Calaloguo free, Anntlrong and Vr'etce, Proprietor. mmcfniS LU N, I. N. U, No. 202-8, V. N. U. No, 278. A LkG.'.?T 1 R N . XH 1 c BITTERS. 1 h.. rreal T n 0 111 1 punOor, Art-' ' and I,.er Inijora'.,r 0 Moemsdbr J ! Allnn.Pt I'tnt. M an. 05 F tT" SS n "" Samples worth SI M. Fit : ID U 'V ,'0, um,!r t,H honfccf. V rito Ilgt.w. VJ-TiRSiFttrnrixHoLi!aCo.,IIoll,-,-1IIch. STEINWAY kkaxicii A. IIACII, i n" L V piMer.Ilocaleh llanos: Unr dot OrKAn, band Instrument. Largest stock of Sheet MubIo and Hooka. Hands supplied at Intern prices. M. UKAYCO. Wl Post Btroflt. Han Kmnelwo. xkw axi) tvo.iu:itriHi In i o m . Mill-i' fl.VlTIO MliniPnl TnrjtrniTriQlir at 1 " o w... Vlajh Classical, a.icrH, Dunce and all the popular r 1- if U7 """dir. 1'rlca f rum $15 to b:7i. Vi'i tnu liU a. najq. D4u rraucisco, xor catalogue. SURE CURE DISCOVERED FOR Lauderbarh's Ri-'min Pntirrh rt.n..rf Ml TIIUi.M)S lllil l) n p the dt.MMr' r.r 'hi? . , ... P.V IrttliniiL rr tim I rirrj lettcrt Itom tnlrful nrin. Cl.lIHl II SELBY SMELTING AND T.RAT CO., San Francisco, . . 1 1 . .. . Of,.., CJ a frit ,., iV- SHOTGUN DUELL LAMDERSON, Ccn'l Agont. 7 Ntnrk Ht Poi llii d. Or. eMtiuafct:'ajtj'jBrr WANTED: A MAN OR WOMAN !Iii each tow u In tliln enmity tn represent u. Vou f can make lunnov fxit be duotiiii.' nil nrimrtnfi l ....... t . i". t .. , - " E i j wm kiiuu Mi viiu tiuiueM. i For tho next 30 days wo will send an uutut and SIIiVER WATCH FREE I I fStP-.Soiid vour nililrcsa tn Ilnl.l.'a Vixll.l,.n I l-.o., I . U. Imik lit 0 San Franc o. t'al. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH." Tho Original nml Only Oennlno. Bf anil lwj, I!rM. llrwutof wuHhlru Imlutlona. InJIirmulilil to LAOIEO. AU Jnur lirucslut M "Cltlctictttcr'a l.nalllt aol UIb &o rthrr.or luckeiv (tamrota us fbr .rtlouUrt li Ifllir br rf'urn nialf NAME PAPER. Chichester Chemical Co, 31U Ala.lLun Hiiuaro, I'miaJal' SoM hy I)nnrclt cvrrywhrrts Aiti tr "Chlrhc tcrt tuitUU" I'enujrroyul 1111. TUecoMliw. The 1IUVHHS' UIDK Iji laaned Kept, mill JIurth, encli yenr. 9i- 31!i linden, 84 x llVi lnelie,vltli over 3,0OO UlnatrntloiiH n nlinle Picture Gallery. (1IVKS IVIioIesnlc Price if 1 reel to cnniunirrt an all f;ood fol pei-HOiinl or flunlljr xuc. TclIlioT to order, anil given exact coat of every- thing you ue, tat, drink, wear, or have fun with. Thear, INVALOAllIiK 1IOOICH contain Information gleaned from the market of the ivorld. "tVe will mall a copy FIllCR to any ad drc upon receipt of 10 ct. to defray exprme of mailing. Letiuheai from you. lteapectfully, MONTGOMERY WARD A CO. 2UT Ac a21 WoboMli Avenue. Culeojio. 111. RIO' A L m Dcicrlntlon and UUI1U 1UI Map KUKIUll n of KLOIUHA SOUTH. KHN IU It. LANDS. Pour lullllon acre. ' mttablo for Oranges, I.amona, OliveB, Pineapples, Xl.inaua.1. Strawberries and early vi eetnblu. Fo saloon long credit $1.2.1 to $3.00 per aero. Aiwrofts M. SOLOMON, Gen- N. W. Agt, iSi ho. ClnrlOit., Chicago, Ills. The Van Monciscar DYSPENSARY. PORTIiAND. OB. Young. cUddle-awd and old, single or married men and all who eulfer with LOST MANHOOD I Norrou Debility, Hpernia tonhea, Hemlnal Lowe KiitualDecar.FaiUugMem. nr, Weak Kye, Laok of Knergj, alao IIIikxI and Hkin IlliuiRara, UyphtlU Kiuptlon. Hair li.lUng Kone I'aina, H welling Horo Thiuat, Ulcer. K.I leeta of Mnrenry, Kidney and llladder Truublei Weak Rack. Ilurnlug ITriuo. Oononhea. Gleet Htrtet uro prompt relief and euro for life. liniu HeieH tyiiiiMuii wunuiinniiniiy OKKIOW IHa Ai 1R4 THIIID HT. h3iokk n nn nnnnnini tiik rLun uu niHuniu! ChoUo't, Purest and Mot Delicious KEY WEST HAVANA CIGAR IN THE WORLD. tJTVot imIh at all lemllug 11 ace M I 1 f O-IHITU 1 OIITLANO, inr. HI 1'OIITI.ANI), (r. ' I WAI.LA WALLA. W T ' Hl'Oit NK I'ALUOV.T. AhioiiiA, (lr u. n. u. 01111 1 n Solo Agont DISPENSARY -Ahn- Acme Electric Belt Agency 171 Fourth St., hot. Morrison ami Yamhill, Pari land, Oregon. ADVICE AND MEDICINE 8I.OO. All Dlarnacr micwmfully treated. Chronlo and Ner- Ton 'I'n.uliin a Mioc'ulty. ltlietuutliu. Neuralsla. (tvnernl Und Nmou Deli lity, Himlual Weukniu and aw .11111111(111.1 micri'iuriilly tieatud wltu the alii ur tlio I'M.KiifiATttli Ai hk Ki.i:itiiio llt'LT und other clectrlo Hliliances, Hexual llMeae taken liy the cuw at inoat ro.iiMiniiliJe rati. A oiuiiietent l'tiyslcluo unit l'.too triclun In attfiidance dally Uiuutry tmtltiitwllileaiie tHto f yinptoiin u aceurata as iiowlble. Correeiinde afiilciUnl. Terms strictly ciuli. WILLIAM BECK St SON, Wholinalo and ltttail Dealer iu Guns and Sporting Goods. FINE FISHING TACKLE. Manufacturer' A gent for li. O. Hinlth'n, Colt's, Hetnlngton, 0,n 01110 Ithlcu. Porkor'H end Manlmttaa UllUl Ullllui Winchester, Marlln, llallnrd, Colt's Lightning Muguxlno Rifles, Colt's and Smith & Wesson Neud for CaUlogue Nn. S. RGYolyers. 105 JL 1U7 Hecoiul Ht., Portland. Or. lIKANril NTOKEM: UlrerldeAT.,SiKkanuFalIj.W T, 1 HtaU BL.Kaleca.Or , O hit Itken the Uii In. tiicuio vi Hut di o ieineUi, ami hat givea an .uti ualil talulao Uva, wuRnir nRtMN, I'iiti. Ter O list won th firor ot tin puUx aaj now nnl 3inouir tlio leading McUJ. cui. Li Iti utldoni. A. 1 SMITH.. lkadlbic. Pi. 5oMbr Pnirgtu. l'riai.0ti. Tt!i BXLT er Iteraerlorl loaJ tiprc.il ft III ! of drmmou f tbagtuirtlli ersiQi. TbaeonllaaQusslrtsia or JCLC0TSICITY Hntxsiliig lhrDli lb pail ntul rtilor Ib.m KlMsllbraelioa. Us ant tou'oDd Ibis witli KlMlri H.1U adftillMd la car all III fra beadtatM. Ills far tk Otil rpeclBo purpM. rer cut Yat elrsulura alrraa fall to. fnutla, Jditu UliMTsr aHa Irla Dili Oa.. M VTuMutoa imt,ew,iii. M .c.URts H!RlATrtlllFATtsr Ht lv Ilcst Conch S rnp T. fi'i gnr. Uoe W '"F " t I'1 'lr" irl'tn. IkJ RATARR mi mi DN TrflfVaB.rLctMd ol iJ fttV csuMStileuit. 11 tSM Vrdonlby th. i Cbiilul Ca.