PRETTY TOUGH YARN.
lloir n IlroiTiiInc Miirmer Wn ltccucd
br nn AccnmplMirtl MFin:itr.
"Talking of life-'irL'scrveiVsaiil the
truthful nmriiici', as ho knocked the
ashes out of his pipe, "you remember
the old steamer Roustabout that used
to run from IJuflalo to Chicago. 1 was
mate oit her the year before she was
lost. Wo were about si.xty miles out
from Chicago when Mike Lanagan.
who was doing something up on tiio
mast, fell, struck on his head on the
roof of the cabin and bounced clear
out into the lake. Well, the captain
he Fee him fall and ho stopped and
backed that old Roustabout quicker'n
you could say 'scat.' Alike went down
like a plummet, for he was knocked
insensible, and 1 knowed that there
was no use to heave a life-preserver for
him, so 1 jest hurried up the boys iu
getting the boat down, although I
didn't expect it 'ud do much good.
Wo had .Jim King on board, passenger
from Chicago. You remember Jim
King, don't you?"
"Can't say that I do," remarked a
bystander.
"Well, Jim was champion quoit
thrower in them days. He's dead
now, poor fellow but Jim was a boss
on throwing quoit-. I tell you quoits
were a groat game them days. Every
village had a quoit club, and the boys
on the farms used to throw hoss-shocs.
It was somethiti' like base-ball is these
times, although I never could see as
much fun in base-ball as I could see iu
a good game o' quoits."
"Oh, come oil'," cried the impatient
listener. " hat did Jim do, or did ho
do any thing? Did the man drown?"
"Now, don't be too 11 y. Whose tell
iii' this arnP"
"Well, you don't seem to be."
"(Jo on! (Jo on!" said the crowd.
"Well, you know, in quoits a 'ring
er' was when you put the quoit round
the stake. It counted double. Well
Jim, ho picks up tlio round life-pre
server, it's like a great big quoit, you
know, and as the capp n came runnin
aft. Jim ho sings out: 'Capp'n, I'll
bet you live dollars that I'll make
ringer on mat man, n lie comes up
within the length of this line.' "
"Bet you twenty dollars you can't,"
wuu the capp li.
" 'Take you,' said Jim, and just at
tJiet minit up bobs Mike s head about
sixty feet astern. Jim threw, and I'll
be durned if that life-preserver didn't
go plump over on Mike's head clean
ilowu on his shoulders, and thero it
stuck. Wo got down the boat, and
when wo got to Mike he hadn't como
to yet and didn't for some time after
He'd been a goner if it hadn't been for
that ringer, although it took the skin
lieu his nose."
"Did the captain pay the twenty
dollars?"
"Ray it? You jist bet he did. And
Jim he handed it over to Mike, and
Hike ho blew it all in when he got to
Detroit. I wish some of it was hero
now fur I'm mighty dry. Thanks
lon't mind if I do. " Detroit Free Press,
GENUINE
CONTENT.
Good Men and Women Wlni,
Nothing. Y!t Havn All.
Having
In one of tho jrreat cities of tho
West which have sprung up into full
life in as many years as men take to
totter through babyhood, an old gray
house preaches the unusual lesson f
content to all passers-by. Iho street
on which it stands is tilled with solid
rows of massive banks and importing
houses, tho most valuable property
in the city, rviclie.l in between two
towering, splendid buildings are two
acres of ground, planted in grass, and
an old-fashioned garden, with a cow
house and a plain little dwelling, such
as might bo built for a few hundred
dollars. Jt is tho property or a poor
man, who lives on a moderate salary
oarne'd by his daily labor. A few years
ago ho bought three acres of this
ground for six dollars, and afterwards
gold enough to build a home for himself
and his wife upon tho rest of tho lot.
Ho has been ottered half a million for
it, and refused.
"I havo no children," was his an
swer. "I have all I want a comfort
able home, easy work, enough for our
daily need. 1 do not wish to bo
rich."
Whatever wo may think of his rea
sons, or the wisdom or folly of his
course, there can bo no doubt that ho
has acquired something beyond all jew
els in value content. If an honest
man be tho noblest work God, a con
tented man is assuredly the rarest.
There is an old story of a quizzical
Irish nobleman, who put up a placard
on a lield: "This meadow shall bo given
to the man who can provo that ho is
absolutely satisfied witli his lot." Rut
as soon as the applicant had proved
his content with his fortune, tho joker
asked him: "Then what do you want
witli my lield?"
In actual life tho contontoil men and
women are- those who are too much
occupied witli work for others to re
ilcet upon their own wants or to culti
vate their own ambitions. Love fills
their brains and busy hands, and they,
"having nothing, yet havo all."
Youth t Companion.
Tho King of tho Belgians has late
ly invested $5,600,000 iu tho purchase,
of estates in Hungary and Austria.
Thoy are nominally to bocomo the
property of his Majesty's sons-in-law,
the Crown Prince of Austria and
Prince Philip of Saxo-Coburg-Gothn,
but it is generally believed that this
step has been taken in view of possible
mishaps. Tho late King invested
largely both in England and America,
and his son has followed in his stops
and has considerably iuuruasod the
stores accumulated by liU provident
tilra
QUEER COUNTRY THIS.
Curl
minder .lutniM on tim Wn.its Mnn
iiikI Heconic Slok All Over,
"Sergeant, vitas sumo warrant mult
to arrest me?' softly inquired C.ul
Dunder, as he tip-toed into the Wood-
bridge street station house.
"Not that I know of why?"
Sergeant. Hernial.
replied
"Vhell, two or three days ago
strange man conies in my plaw. Vhas
I Carl Dander? 1 vhas. All right.
Air. Dunder I vhas of the Board of
Health, und I like to look in your eel
lar for dead rats und cholera. Dot
seems all right to me, und so I light
tier candle und ho goes doun. Ho vhas
gone a long time, und vhen ho comes
oop lie says dot cellar vhas all rijrlit
lie vhas in New York, Chicago, Toledo
i ii.i .
uuu turner places, una ne nearer soo
sooch a clean place."
"Some swindler, of course.'
" hell, in der afternoons anodder
mans vhalks in on me. Vhas I Carl
Dunder? I vhas. All right. Mr.
Dunder. vhas dot sewer in your cellar
all right? If he vhasn't, dot sewer
gas fills der whole place und vou vhas
taken to der bone-yard. Dot seems all
right, and I let him go down. He vhas
gone a good while, und vhen he comes
oop he says he vhas in Bull'alo. Cincin
nati, hyraeuso und Baltimore, und ho
neafer see sooch a sewer nefoiv.
Ho was another swindler."
Vhell, dis morning the third man
comes in. Vlias I Carl Dunder? I
vhas. All right. Mr. Dunder, I vhas
der Fire Commission. Maype your
cellar vhas all right if you vhas cut oil"
by lire, und maype she needs some lire-
escapes. Please light dot candle und I
shall see. Ho vhas gone twenty min
utes, und vhen he comes oop ho wipes
oil" his shin mit his elbow. Dot put
some ideas iu my headt, but he says ho
vhas iu Kansas City, O uaha, Milwau
kee and St. Paul and he neafer .-aw a
cellar fixed oop like mine. In case of
lire he could slittmp out like a rabbit."
"What a greenhorn you are!"
"Vhell. maype I vhas. 1 go down
cellar pooty quick to look arouudt, und
I lind dot dose fellers drink three bot
tles of 1113- wine und shteal some more.
Dot vhas a game on me, sergeant."
"Or course it Was."
"Vheli, I made oop my mind dot der
next feller pays for all. Sliust after
dinner he comes in. Ho vias sweet
und shiniling. Vhas I Carl Dunder?
I vhas. All right. Air. Dunder I like!
to go down cellar to see your "
"What.?"
"Sliust aboudt dot time I sliuinp for
him, und iu two minutes ho vhas
pulverized. I make a mop of him,
und I smash two tables mit his heels.
He crawls out doors after awhile, und
vhen he vhas gone half an hour my
telephone rings. Hello! Vhas dis Carl
Dunder? He vhas. Vhell, Air. Dunder.
you liaf almost killed der mans we sent
to read your gas meter und she vhill
cost you life hoonered dollar to settle."
"No! And you pounded the wrong
man?"
"Vhell, how can I help it? One day
a false expressman brings 1110 a shtono
in a package und collects eighty cents.
Der next day anodder man brings mo a
package, und after I lick him I lind she
vhas a bundle from der shtore. One
man comes iu und collects 11101103- to
build a shurch. Ho vhas a shwindlor,
und I look oudt, I gif der next man
roinc awful kicks, und ho proofs dot ho
vhas a preacher. You see, it vhas all
peeause nopody vhas like himself two
times. Sergeant!"
"Well
"I vhas going home und go to bedt.
I vhas seek all oafer. If ten hoonered
men come to shwiudlo me it vhas all
ngnt unit 1 tioaif say a word, it you
ring oop my telephone to-night und I
vhas hanged by der neck in do wood
shed you can say dot I died because of
seech a queer country." Detroit Free
Press.
IMPORTED GOLD LACE.
Wliure Aiuericiin Ofllrera Olitiiln tho (Inudj
I'arts or Tnuir UiUforins.
It is a singular fuel that tho United
States, while strong in resonrees, is en
tirely dependent upon foreign eonntrie
for the gold and tinsel which are used
in decorating her ollieers of the army
anil tho navy when on dress parade. A
military ollieer, no matter what Hag lie
lights under, must have a curtain
aniountof glitter about his shoulders, or
ho can not do justice to the government
which employs him. Epaulets ami
shoulder knots tire as essential to
well-regulated army or navy as are tlio
tins ami aumuiniliou used on tho
enemy, let, in spite ot tlio laet tliat
there aro six or seven thousand ollieers
in tlio service ot tlio united Mate,
who must have gold cord, gold hiee,
and gilded epaulets, there is not a
single manufactory in tlio country
where this "tvitr material" otn bo
made. Even pieeo used in tho decora
tion of uniforms of tlio regular, as well
as the vast ipiantity which goes to
adorn tlio militia of tho difl'erent States,
:onie.s from England. An ollieer of tho
Quartermaster's Department of tho
arm' tells me that the reason that nouo
s manufactured in the country Is tho
fact that tho plant necessary to establish
tho business ou a paying scale would
cost it million dollars at least, and that
there is no absoluto evidence that tho
stuff could bo inado hero as cheap as
u England. At all events, no one has
yet had tlio hardihood to risk so great
a sum in tlio establishment of a business
which must necessarily bo restricted.
Washington Letter.
m m
Talont, lying iu tho understanding,
oftou inherited; gonitis, being tho
notion of ronton or imagination, rarely
or novor. Coleridge,
-It takns about thirteen days rr a
letter to go from London to Sun Fran
cisco.
1 jlB treiiKth and compacnes offrho
' aiorinoti cnumi is snown uy inn watt"
meat that of 10J,3'M porsoni connected
with it, 110 less tlim 31,411 are o Ulcers or I
eiKiiitarlcs of Fomu kind ntiost'es, H.itrl-1
archs. high-priests, priests, elder, deacons
or teachers.
WRETCHED, INDEED,
Are those whom a confirmed tendency to bll
iousno? sulrject to tho various and changeful
symptoms lndlcnlirootllrer complaint, Nausea,
sick headache, constipation, furred tongue, an
unpleasant breutS, a dull or sharp pain in tho
neighborhood of the affected organ, Impurity of
the blood and losd of appotlte, signalize it as
one of tho most distressing, as it is one of tho
most common of maladies. Thero Is. however,
a bcnlgu specific for tho dlsou'c and all its un
pleasant manifestations. It Is tho concurrent
testimony of tho public and tho madlual profo-t-siou.
that Hoatcttcr'a Stomach Hitters is med
icine whloh auhtorcs results speedily felt,
thorouxh and btmhru, llusidos reetlf) liitf liver
disorder, it invlnites tho feeble, conquers
kidney and bladder complaints, ami hastens tho
convalescence of thoao recovering from enfeeb
ling diseases. Moreover, it istho grandgpccltlo
for furor and aguo.
Buffalo Bill saya that a brush with In
dians usually ends in li rap d removal of
hair.
"0, it was niiruL!"
Of course It was ! Ho tried ono rcmcd v
after anothe-, anil dually gave up anil
tueu wnen 111s 1110 miiiiit Hive been naveil
bv taking Dr. Pier o "Golden Medical
Discovery" thenreat "Consumption Cure"
HiiUluo all ttiroateniiiK symptoms Hiieh as
couRh. labored breiitiilnjr, ii.t .wu.
tipittiugit iilood. etc., and restoring wtin
ing strennth and hope, effectually stop the
poor ooiiMiinptive's rapid progretK grave
ward. Is. It not worth Irviimi All dnnr-
Cists.
It is estimated that the total nroduction
of coffee in tho world is about tx 0.1X0 tons.
WHAT THtY ARE GOOD FOR.
BnANimimi's Pn.i.s aro the best medicine
known.
Fimt - They are purely vegetable, in fact
a medicated food.
Second - The samo doso always produces
tho atme effeot, other purgatives require
increased doses aud finally cease actlin.
J htrtt Tiiey purity tlio blood.
Fourth They iuvlcrorato tho dlcestion
and cleanse ho stouiacll aud bowels.
tifth Thei Htimuatothe liver and carrv
off vitiated bile ami other depraved secre
tions. The first two or three, doses tell the
story. Tho skin becomes clear: tho eye
bright; the mind active; digestion i- re
stored; costiveness cured; the animal
vigor is recruited and all decay arrested..
"CONSUMPTION CAN BE CUBED."
Da. J. y. Oomiih Owensvlllo. Ohio, savs: "I
havoniven Mcott'H KmulNioii of Uoi Uver
Oil with IlypophosphltoH to four patient with
oetuir row u its tuau soemeu pomsiuio hhii any
remedy. All wore herodltarr cunes of Luuk'
disease, and advanoetl to that stago ulien
CoukIls, pain in tho chest, frequent breatlilmr,
frequent pulhe, foror aud Knmcliition. All
these casos havo increased in wolglit from 10 to
33 U.a., and aro not now needing any medleino.
SI'as Hampton and Seaborn Green were
bung for murder at Fort Smith, Ark.
"Be wise with speed;
A fool at forty Is a fool indeed 1"
So said Young. Straws show which
way the wind blown, and there aro a score
of symptoms any one of which shows tho
existence of catarrh. Neglected, it will
rob tlio blood of lt purity and the system
of iU strength. Get Dr. Stvuu's Catarrh
ltomedy. It euros even long standing
cases, as thousands tes'ify, and ahould bo
used for colds in the houtl, whloh otten
result hi confirmed catarrh.
Twelve Mnnnoiioltlorsarc now InWa'ea
to Hecuro immigration to Utah.
To 'I'lircNlicrM: I have a fow of tho
celeb-ated Wes inghouae Threshers yet,
and for ilia purpose ot c'oslng out will sell
them on next yen's terms nt bottom
tlgurH. Also, a fow neontid-hnnd ma
chines ot other make. Write for baraalns.
Z. T. YVuigiit foot of Morrison Street,
i'ortland Oregon.
omm NO. 171.
FItER To MuitoiiANTS Only: A gen
uine Meerschaum Smoker's Sot, (nve
pie. cs), iusatlti-llued plush case. Address
at once. It. "V. Tansiil & Co., 55 State
Street, Clii atio.
"Itrowii's Hi-oiicliisil 'l'rocliew"
are of great service in H.ubdulug Hoarse
ness. Sold only in boxes.
Gen. Don Carlos Huell Is pension agent
nt Louisville.
Its thousands of cures are the best nil
ver linemen t for Dr. Sago's Catarrh Itemed) .
Gen, I). M. Gregg, the cavalryman, Is iu
regular service.
Try Gkkmka for breakfast.
tfeiS Beau tv
r - iv ' ; i
Restored
by th r-
CllTI CllF
NOTHING IS KNOWN TO HCIICNOK AT
all comflarablo to tho CunuuitA ItKMKDUCrt
In their marvellous propertlos of cleiiiiHlni;.
purifying aud beautifying (ho skin and in
curing torturini;, dlsriKurlnf;, Itching, scaly und
pimply diseases ot tho skin, scalp und blood,
with loss of hair.
Cuticuha, the (rreat Skin Cure, and Cmi
ouiia Soap, an exquisito Skin Ileatitlllcr, poo
pared from It, externally, aud Cuticuha lti
HOLVKNT. tho now Iilood Puriller, internally,
aro a posltivo euro for overy form of skin and
blood dUcaso, from pimples to scrofula. Cuti
cuHAfltKMHUlKSaroHbsolutelypureandtheonly infalliblo skin beautlllers und blood purifiers.
Sold every where. Price: Cuticuha, S0c.; ItK
Bolvi'NT, 91: Soap, 25c. Preiured by tho Pel'
tek Diiuo and (n i:tirAi, Co., Hobton, Mass.
rSilnd for " Hrw to Cure Skin DtseaseB."
MM
soft us dove's down, and as white, by
inif rrncintA m I .dicatkd hoai'.
SARSAPARILLA
Cures all Diseases originatint!: from a
disordered state of the BLOOD or
LIVER. Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Boils, Blotches, Pimples, Scrofula,
Tumors, Salt Rheum and Mercurial
Pains readily yield to its purifying-
properties. It leaves tho Blood pure,
the Liver and Kidneys healthy and the
Complexion bright and clear.
J. R. GATES & CO., Proprietors.
417 Sanaomo St- San Pranciuco,
Tho Oregon National Bank,
OF IaltTIl!VI'.
IRucccMon to MetroiiollUa f trie I Hank. I
CAPITAL PAID IN. 100,000.
TMiitatti a lieneral liaokii f Uiulneu.
AOCOUNTH krrl tjjt Ul clirtlt
Hl'I.Iii i:XCHAN(lK nu Hn PraudMso and New York.
MAKKH OOI.I.Kiri'lciNrt on ((,rHl)lo ttsnui
VAN 11. DcLAHIIUiriT, QKO II. MAKKLK, Jn.,
l7Miueni. vico-rrMiukui.
1. P. BHKltiiAN. OuU.i,
blol
Absolutely Pure.
TMsrowdcr never rlcs. A
marvel of parity,
strunirtfi and vl c lcsonicncst. Store economical tliar
tlio ordinary kinds, and cannot bo sold Iu cutiipetl.
lion wiuuno intutitudo of low t.t, unort wclciit.
: SL" ?: 'V S f,T, Cv,rt Z"
! "-i 100 a b"
SoM only In cans.
tot, 1.
ELY'S
CREAM BALM,
For thrcr week.
was sitjfl'r ri ij
fromasererc Cola
in Head and pit hi
in temples, atei
only six npplica
tionti of Jili .
CrenmHidin ira
relieved. Kverj,
trace of my col
teas removed. l
G. Clark, M Divi '
sion y. Y. Ap
praiser's of Ice.
vi''ii un-'.itM
unrrurninir.i s .
nn-ft.i stilus &
HAY-FEVER
A particle is applied into ench noatrll and la aireeuble
v'?.l',f.,,u,,:,,' tjy"". riKlatircd. Olcenta
iiiiiuiii.im. joo ureviimcli Htrret, Aew Yoik.
1887 !
18871
Kail nml tV I n tor. 1HN7.
COLLINSON & AHPEL.
Ml'tCIAI, AXXOUXCK-IIKXT 1
LAltUl! AltlVAL OK
WU TAKK lM.KARUUK IN ANNOUNO-
,...inif tho nrrival of a very larire shlpntt nt
of NEW GOODS and NOVKlTIKs for iill do
partmentH. The cnllivttnn li..linli.n all tlmliilKut
and most fashionable K umnpjlli mid Amnrlrnn
productions, Iu design, eolor and fabilo, em
bracing: Silks.
Olovea,
I.aci'H.
TriinmlnKs,
llllttOIlt),
('orso s.
Hosiery,
Dress Goodu,
Hiiitwiiti.
Colluiu,
Culls.
Tweeds,
Uleterlnir?,
KlanuelB,
Portieres,
ltucliinK'
Curtains,
llunclke'clilefB, llhinketa.
u ill Orel lad, lanens.
MUSLIN & MERINO UNDERWEAR,
lIoiiMekcepInt; ooiIh,
M0UBNINO AND BLlCK DRESS GOOD.'.
Samp'cw sent on application. Oood9 tent
C.
u. u or on receipt of I'oslotlioo Order.
COLLINSON AND AHPEL,
B. W. Cor. 3rd und Morris m, Portland.
THE MT. SHASTA ROUTE,
VIA
Oregon & California R. R.
AND CONNKCTIONS.
Tho Quickest and Debt Itouto between
PORTLAND AND SAN FRANCISCO.
Pusslng through tho Ilcautiful
IVIIIuuiette, lliiiiKiini mid Jtoirue
It I ver ValleyM.
Dnvlltrlit views of Sit. Hood. Alt. St. 1Tlnim
Willumetto Kalis. Jit. Jell'ursrm. 'Iho Thri-n
Msters, .lit. i'ltt, Talilo itoeic, JleCIoud Itlvor,
Soda SprliiKH. C.iBtln 1'cakn, btraw berry Vulloy
(Hlssons), Mt. Slmwta, Uaerumento Hirer and
San Pablo Day, making this trip or.u of tho
litickt in the country.
m Grand Scenic Route of ttie Pacific Ccast !
Trains leaves Portland at i-OO r. it. dally.
7, A f A. Arr. In San Kranclsco W.IAA.
ilUJI. Second .MornliiK l'tiU.M.
StsiKfins-oiil- IM lVIile.s
Detneeu Anhlnnd and Blaklyou'ii.
PULLMAN uUFlflST SLKBPEnS
Ilctwccn Portland and Anliland, SiBkiyou'M and
Han Kraucl'ieo.
EMIGRANT sTiBEPINQ OARS
Uctwecn Portland and A"hhind, FlHl'lyuu's uud
Ban Krauclico, free of charge.
Ticket Office, Corner F and Front Streets,
Portland, Oregon.
E. P. llOOUItS. Gen. F. & P. Agt.
It. KOKIILim. JlaiiuKcr.
ICcdiiccd Prices on ltiflcs.
WINCHESTER RIFLES
Model 73-33, 33 and II cal., round
Same, octagon ,
Model -CMO-GO and I5-C0. round .
Paine, octagon
?15 30
. 10 (X)
. 10 CO
. 17 85
"Model W -38-60, 10 0J, 40 82. 15-70 and 15 IX),
round barrel , ,10 00
Same, octagon 17 85
WlnclicKter Biiif-le-shot Hlflca-32, 38, 10
and 15 cul., octagon barrel 12 75
Mend for Catalogue.
H. T. HUDSON,
Portland, Oregon.
DAVID COLE & CO.,
Importer aud Dealer In
StOYCN, 1C.'I1ICK &, IIOIIHC
I'liriilhliiiiB' CJtiodM.
DAIUV BUPPUKU A BrKOIAWT.
IWt Vlrmt Wtrot, . rortland, Or. I
AISIJ YOl' -4lAi IIASTV
tr IO, TAKR Tlllt
OREGON SHORT LINE
AND
Union Pacific Railway,
GENERAL TICKET OFFICE,
li-Kt 11 11 (I Oak Nti'cc.tH, Portland.
It wilt cost you no nioie money fci Ha s tlirmuli ihn
old hi lol leal, in t (tonai lr iK.iiul.ro 1
. ilrtiot ami l
poit'nnaof thr ouuntry. Ijlue bftmoii tlio I'ncllte ami
the Ail.ntlo thai. It lll to IwUhiMi t'iruucli that which '
i apartoij atttlrd, ilcaulate and unliittrt'tiii.
Go Through the Heart of tho (.WincnL
by war or
lOODlUN. SALT I. KK.
DEXYKK. OMAHA
AND KANSAS U1TY,
C 111 OA CO AX l NT. IjOUIS!
Atid all point Kaat and South.
ivo c'UAi-vc.'is or ai:s
Hetween Portland and Council lllnllK or between
l'onuud and Kims is I Ity.
I'll 1 1 mini Piiliiee Mleetiliij; ars
Aud Uoinfiirtihle KuuiiVNT SLl'.KrKiis ou all train
NMV SkCTlONAt, HUl'S OK
OREGON & WASHINGTON,
. Kevlseil to November, 1SS7.
7.1 (VutM llaeli. Totfetlier, (SI as.
.MntU'J uii)wlnrp AiMrrra,
J K
UII.Ii t CO, Piili'laho-a,
lNnllu .d, i nvn.
Day SELF-HEATING Bath Tub.
No hot water pljHia; nn hratlng jonx rooma. For de-
acilplltin, mlilrtaa.
Z. T. WRIGHT, Foot Morrison st. Portland, Or.
Alao donlcr in TlirwhliiB and ftrarriO Maehlnrrr. Ma
rinu w oik. Laundry Anirhlnrrj, In fact anything rim
want. Urn. Ayi'iit tor tho Hhlniuan CVal Oil Knglna
HI AUKNm WAMTiai tMt
Invalids' Hotel and Surgical institute
riinTcT Cluhtrou Experienced nml MUI1I
rul I'liyalrlun anil Hurcuii.
ALL CHRONIC DISEASES A SPECIALTY.
Patients treated bore or at their homes. Mnuy
treated tit home, thi'oiiL'li eorresjiondenco, as
successfully its if hero hi person. Como and
B'jo us, or Bend ton cents iu stmniN for our
" Invalids' Guido-Book," whleh irtves till imrtio
uhirs. Address: Woiti.n's Disriu-sAttv lEDt
cai. Association, GUI .Mulu tit., llutrulo, N.V.
For "worn-onL" "run-down." dobllltntel
eohool tcaoliRiD, inlllliirrs, aeainRtreFxra, house-
kcop"rs, mid overwoi'Kcd wntnen irrneritliy.
Iir. Ploreo's Pavorlto Pivscrlptlon Is tho liosl
of all rcstomtlvn tonics. It Is not a "Cure-nil,"
Dutaumlru'Jly 1 ill tl I is u bIiikIi'iicps ol purpose,
beltur a most potent Hpeclllo for all fliose
Chroplo Wealtnesses and I)lsciise3 peculiar to
women. The treatment of innny thouettiids
of Biioh caRcH, at tliu Iiivulltla Hotel and Burn1
leal Institute hits afforded a Inrjro experience
in adaptlntr remwlles for their cni-e, mid
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
is tho result of this vast experience. For
internal coiircmIIoii, liil'litiniiiiillon
and nleoratloii. It In a .specific. It
la n oowerful irencral. ns well lis uterine, tonlf
and nervine, and ftnpaits vljrnr mid tUi nirlt
to the whole system. It cmi'S wenl.mss ol
etomitch, ludljrestlon, blontiiiir, wcnl; bitclc
nervous iirostrutlon, oxliaiistlon, debility am
BloopkiBii'iM, iu either w'S. rnvoi lto Prescrip
tion is sold by drtiimlsts under our jmilttt
guarantee. Soo wrapper around bottle.
PRSCE $1.00, routes..
Send 10 cents in ptnmns for Dr. l'icrco s Inriro
Treatlso on Diseases of Women ( ICO piwes,
p.tper-eoverod). Address, Woin.ii's Dispi:n
RAitv JIriucai. Association, OSS Jltilti Ktieet,
Uuffulo, N. Y.
LITTLE
GVCG S
r. a awt
LIVEE
PILLS.
ANTI-niMOir.S mid CATIIAUTI-J.
SICiC HEADACHE,
nillous Ilondncilio,
Hl..lncH, ioiihiiiii
tion, I nl lyri'Mtloii,
mid itilloiiuAliaekh,
tinimtitlv cured 1V itr.
Iloreon iMonMiint
I'lirmitlvo fellolN. ai
cents a vl:il, by Jrii;irlsla.
RECKITT'S
There U no Wusli llluo llku It ho good, no clicap,
ku handy. A well known all over Kurope lio
leading Illuuln by ilualcra und roimuinon a
Kindergarten Tea U ou tho Paclflo Ooant. The uu
dcralgnud aro ajenU for tho former for the vtholo
t'oatfandfor the latter for tho United State ami
Cauada, and lnltu tho nttentlon of dealer to their
merit. We nro also aolo agent fur Hovk Caiuly
Drips, Daliy lea, l'or Slan' and Poor Wouuin
Boap, Oold Weight Splce,and many other llncgood.
Nuw Ukt ready fur oerybly. Send addreaa; writ
your nainu plainly. Hmltli'M CaMli Htoro,
US and 117 Clay NtBaii Pranclsoo, Cal.
PORTLAND
In tucemfut operation inc iEi6, patronlied (rots
all tectioni ol ina norinweii, cnaoncu vy
butincti men and leading educators.
THE MOST PEUFKCm EQUIPPED BCII00I.
of It clai on the Coatt. It otter private; or cUit
Imiruction. dav and evenins 'throuehout the vear. In
Arithmetic. Writing, Correpondence, liook-keeplng
miming, .-jnoruianu, t ype-wiiung, iiuiinei wnu icgi
I'nrmi and all Cummoti School Ilranchea. CtudcnU
of all ace and both admitted t any time.
Calaloguo free, Anntlrong and Vr'etce, Proprietor.
mmcfniS
LU
N, I. N. U, No. 202-8, V. N. U. No, 278.
A LkG.'.?T 1 R N . XH 1 c BITTERS.
1 h.. rreal T n 0 111 1 punOor, Art-' ' and I,.er
Inijora'.,r 0 Moemsdbr J ! Allnn.Pt I'tnt. M an.
05 F tT" SS n "" Samples worth SI M. Fit :
ID U 'V ,'0, um,!r t,H honfccf. V rito Ilgt.w.
VJ-TiRSiFttrnrixHoLi!aCo.,IIoll,-,-1IIch.
STEINWAY kkaxicii A. IIACII,
i n" L V piMer.Ilocaleh llanos: Unr
dot OrKAn, band Instrument. Largest stock
of Sheet MubIo and Hooka. Hands supplied at
Intern prices. M. UKAYCO.
Wl Post Btroflt. Han Kmnelwo.
xkw axi) tvo.iu:itriHi
In i o m .
Mill-i' fl.VlTIO MliniPnl TnrjtrniTriQlir
at 1 " o w...
Vlajh Classical, a.icrH, Dunce and all the popular r
1- if U7 """dir. 1'rlca f rum $15 to b:7i. Vi'i
tnu
liU
a. najq. D4u rraucisco, xor catalogue.
SURE CURE DISCOVERED FOR
Lauderbarh's Ri-'min Pntirrh rt.n..rf Ml
TIIUi.M)S lllil l) n p the dt.MMr' r.r 'hi? . , ... P.V
IrttliniiL
rr tim I rirrj lettcrt Itom tnlrful nrin.
Cl.lIHl II
SELBY SMELTING AND T.RAT CO.,
San Francisco,
. . 1 1 . .. .
Of,.., CJ
a frit ,.,
iV- SHOTGUN
DUELL LAMDERSON, Ccn'l Agont.
7 Ntnrk Ht Poi llii d. Or.
eMtiuafct:'ajtj'jBrr
WANTED: A MAN OR WOMAN
!Iii each tow u In tliln enmity tn represent u. Vou f
can make lunnov fxit be duotiiii.' nil nrimrtnfi
l ....... t . i". t .. , - " E
i j wm kiiuu Mi viiu tiuiueM. i
For tho next 30 days wo will send an
uutut and SIIiVER WATCH FREE I
I fStP-.Soiid vour nililrcsa tn Ilnl.l.'a Vixll.l,.n I
l-.o., I . U. Imik lit 0 San Franc o. t'al.
CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH."
Tho Original nml Only Oennlno.
Bf anil lwj, I!rM. llrwutof wuHhlru Imlutlona.
InJIirmulilil to LAOIEO. AU Jnur lirucslut M
"Cltlctictttcr'a l.nalllt aol UIb &o rthrr.or luckeiv
(tamrota us fbr .rtlouUrt li Ifllir br rf'urn nialf
NAME PAPER. Chichester Chemical Co,
31U Ala.lLun Hiiuaro, I'miaJal'
SoM hy I)nnrclt cvrrywhrrts Aiti tr "Chlrhc
tcrt tuitUU" I'enujrroyul 1111. TUecoMliw.
The 1IUVHHS' UIDK Iji
laaned Kept, mill JIurth,
encli yenr. 9i- 31!i linden,
84 x llVi lnelie,vltli over
3,0OO UlnatrntloiiH n
nlinle Picture Gallery.
(1IVKS IVIioIesnlc Price
if 1 reel to cnniunirrt an all f;ood fol
pei-HOiinl or flunlljr xuc. TclIlioT to
order, anil given exact coat of every-
thing you ue, tat, drink, wear, or
have fun with. Thear, INVALOAllIiK
1IOOICH contain Information gleaned
from the market of the ivorld. "tVe
will mall a copy FIllCR to any ad
drc upon receipt of 10 ct. to defray
exprme of mailing. Letiuheai from
you. lteapectfully,
MONTGOMERY WARD A CO.
2UT Ac a21 WoboMli Avenue. Culeojio. 111.
RIO'
A L
m
Dcicrlntlon and
UUI1U 1UI
Map
KUKIUll
n of KLOIUHA SOUTH.
KHN IU It. LANDS. Pour lullllon acre. '
mttablo for Oranges, I.amona, OliveB, Pineapples,
Xl.inaua.1. Strawberries and early vi eetnblu. Fo
saloon long credit $1.2.1 to $3.00 per aero.
Aiwrofts M. SOLOMON, Gen- N. W. Agt,
iSi ho. ClnrlOit., Chicago, Ills.
The
Van Monciscar
DYSPENSARY.
PORTIiAND. OB.
Young. cUddle-awd and
old, single or married men
and all who eulfer with
LOST MANHOOD I
Norrou Debility, Hpernia
tonhea, Hemlnal Lowe
KiitualDecar.FaiUugMem.
nr, Weak Kye, Laok of
Knergj, alao IIIikxI and
Hkin IlliuiRara, UyphtlU
Kiuptlon. Hair li.lUng
Kone I'aina, H welling
Horo Thiuat, Ulcer. K.I
leeta of Mnrenry, Kidney
and llladder Truublei
Weak Rack. Ilurnlug ITriuo. Oononhea. Gleet Htrtet
uro prompt relief and euro for life.
liniu HeieH tyiiiiMuii wunuiinniiniiy
OKKIOW IHa Ai 1R4 THIIID HT.
h3iokk n nn nnnnnini
tiik rLun uu niHuniu!
ChoUo't, Purest and Mot Delicious
KEY WEST HAVANA CIGAR IN THE WORLD.
tJTVot imIh at all lemllug 11 ace M
I 1 f O-IHITU 1 OIITLANO, inr.
HI 1'OIITI.ANI), (r.
' I WAI.LA WALLA. W T
' Hl'Oit NK I'ALUOV.T.
AhioiiiA, (lr
u. n. u. 01111 1 n
Solo Agont
DISPENSARY
-Ahn-
Acme Electric Belt Agency
171 Fourth St., hot. Morrison ami Yamhill,
Pari land, Oregon.
ADVICE AND MEDICINE 8I.OO.
All Dlarnacr micwmfully treated. Chronlo and Ner-
Ton 'I'n.uliin a Mioc'ulty. ltlietuutliu. Neuralsla.
(tvnernl Und Nmou Deli lity, Himlual Weukniu and
aw .11111111(111.1 micri'iuriilly tieatud wltu the alii ur tlio
I'M.KiifiATttli Ai hk Ki.i:itiiio llt'LT und other clectrlo
Hliliances, Hexual llMeae taken liy the cuw at inoat
ro.iiMiniiliJe rati. A oiuiiietent l'tiyslcluo unit l'.too
triclun In attfiidance dally Uiuutry tmtltiitwllileaiie
tHto f yinptoiin u aceurata as iiowlble. Correeiinde
afiilciUnl. Terms strictly ciuli.
WILLIAM BECK St SON,
Wholinalo and ltttail Dealer iu
Guns and Sporting Goods.
FINE FISHING TACKLE.
Manufacturer' A gent for
li. O. Hinlth'n, Colt's, Hetnlngton, 0,n 01110
Ithlcu. Porkor'H end Manlmttaa UllUl Ullllui
Winchester, Marlln, llallnrd, Colt's
Lightning Muguxlno
Rifles,
Colt's and Smith & Wesson
Neud for CaUlogue Nn. S.
RGYolyers.
105 JL 1U7 Hecoiul Ht., Portland. Or.
lIKANril NTOKEM:
UlrerldeAT.,SiKkanuFalIj.W T, 1 HtaU BL.Kaleca.Or
, O hit Itken the Uii In.
tiicuio vi Hut di o
ieineUi, ami hat givea
an .uti ualil talulao
Uva,
wuRnir nRtMN,
I'iiti. Ter
O list won th firor ot
tin puUx aaj now nnl
3inouir tlio leading McUJ.
cui. Li Iti utldoni.
A. 1 SMITH..
lkadlbic. Pi.
5oMbr Pnirgtu.
l'riai.0ti.
Tt!i BXLT er Iteraerlorl
loaJ tiprc.il ft III ! of
drmmou f tbagtuirtlli
ersiQi. TbaeonllaaQusslrtsia
or JCLC0TSICITY Hntxsiliig
lhrDli lb pail ntul rtilor
Ib.m KlMsllbraelioa. Us ant
tou'oDd Ibis witli KlMlri H.1U
adftillMd la car all III fra
beadtatM. Ills far tk Otil
rpeclBo purpM.
rer cut
Yat elrsulura alrraa fall to.
fnutla, Jditu UliMTsr aHa
Irla Dili Oa.. M VTuMutoa
imt,ew,iii.
M .c.URts H!RlATrtlllFATtsr Ht
lv Ilcst Conch S rnp T. fi'i gnr. Uoe W
'"F " t I'1 'lr" irl'tn. IkJ
RATARR
mi mi
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fttV csuMStileuit. 11
tSM Vrdonlby th.
i Cbiilul Ca.